David Sarif and ends at the end...

This made me laugh

David Sarif Ends at 20:59

😂😂😂😂😂

LOL

Thinking of it from his perspective, it’s his birthday, he’s drank a few cold ones, he’s about to get some strange for the first time in his life. I won’t even go into the pedo side of it

Emerges.

Getting old and stale, RFD!

Crying is a normal human emotion. People don't necessarily do it to get sympathy. I mean, come on.

I thawt yew had blawwwnd hayuh

Dude I’d cry every day if I was Lorne too

@@genericinternetmale14lmao your mocking of his accent has a translate to English under it. That’s funny fucking shit

LMAOO!!!

That is so... sick!

Christopher Xavier Cannon I just came here for something to eat

Christopher Xavier Cannon that’s all.

Lmao!!

+CaptainSpazz that's one of the many possibilities for sure...that's been a topic of discussion for a long time in Lornography: at what point did Lorne actually realize that Kayla never actually existed?

He did buy her a bracelet.

I dunno, that decoy they hired is pretty cute. Hey, when you're through luring predators into the house, how about we go out and grab dinner?

Yeah, I think he's crying because once again he's been deceived by a woman online and the pain became too much to bear.

Poor fucker...at least this time he didn't loose anymore dale earnhardt jr shit

whale*

Best joke in the thread

He wants a kiss first!

Whats wrong with asking questions?

Gyawwddd

And those crusty cum, piss & shit stained shorts!

Ikr he wore those shorts purposely bc when him and Kayla took off to Nashville so they could do stuff in his truck. His a P.O.S that has never learned anything and later thought of himself as a celebrity bc he was on TCAP. 😆

Loren’s legs are the whitest I’ve ever seen. They almost match his socks

@Lorne Armstrong Well yell at him why don't ya

@Trump won Trump won by dodging the draft and cheating on his wives. And also add not paying his taxes. So yes, he's a winner.

Mousehead2000 The cop should have told him to quit crying like a bitch and man the fuck up!

If I was that police officer I'd tell him either he quit crying like a bitch or I'd bash his head in.

Lorne on a mental level is very childlike. A child with special needs. A child that was used to getting his own way from Mommy. It's no wonder he was drawn to an under aged girl. Before this arrest I really do not think Lorne was ever told or understood the word... No! Then his false reality of a world was destroyed & crushed in an instant with his arrest. What you see here is Lorne coming face to face with the utter ugliness of the brutal reality of staring down a monster. The monster being himself.

awww. You are soooo sweet

@@roninnotasheeplikeyou.2631 That was pretty insightful!! I think you hit the nail on the head with that comment.

Well what good is a kiss gonna be if you turn off the video cam?? Well, yell at me, why dont ya??! 👏🏻👏🏻😂😂😂😂

🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣

on top of all the jacking off he did over this girl the past month or so.

+Matt Dickey He could get a can of coke from Walter Babst

Matt Dickey he was also jacking off before the interview because of his frustration and guilt. lol

that stress also gives ya some serious cottonmouth

+Kevin Carey Running around naked will dry you out also.

I love the subtle 'cawd' after the news is broken to him.

nca124 It makes me wetter than he thought he made Kayla

😂😅😂

Getting old and stale, Danny T!

hahaha. damn right *rewinds and watches again*

@shane marz I do it too man. So soothing

Wow... there must be a whole group of us that do that. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Someone needs to make that louder and loop that for an hour.

@@Pathfinder-Doc lolololol, dying!!!!!...

what is whimpering

Bdawg 39 lol

He starts singing “I Loved Her First” in jail

« I need to tell her I’m going to jail. She will not understand, Sir. »

hahahahahahaha...that is funny ..hahah

Bdawg 39 What time slot was this?

Um. Plot twist. She is real. The dad worked for NBC.. she was facing being grounded .. and dad got a quick pay day

And because he has a pimple on his ass!

@Bjorn Armströng lol!

He still held out hope she was gonna run in and save him from the police and then blow him in the interrogation room.

@@smutjunkies559 could you imagine "oh gawd oh gawd"

Blubbering Buffoon

You should go have a shower before commenting. l mean thats the first thing you do.

He came from "WAYYYY WAAYYY WAY"

I see what you did there. Chris Hansen approves.

can we test it?

haha

Lol i'd cut off my arm if that bull was true

Iisdabest889 and the sniveling after he heard that..Pathetically asking "How long am I gonna be there for? "

Did he expect the detective to say, "No, you just have to pay this citation and your'e free to go. Your truck will be waiting outside for you."

Most of the people they cawght on this show weren't the brightest bulbs in the pack. Ol' Lorney was especially thick. There's no shame in being "slow", I'm not the brightest guy around, but you deserve to be dragged through the mud publicly if you attempt what he did.

If this was in UK,he would not even get put in jail.Got to give it to the states,when it comes to prison sentences,they don't fuck around.love from Liverpool UK!

Andrew m I know. I can't believe the sentences they give out for murder over there.

Kayla why arent you real?! Cawd!

🐳 yell at him why dont you😂

And never Ever give your last name to creeps on the internet 💁🏽‍♀️

Are you anxious to touch my penis precious?

LOL I am sure that's actually exactly what he was thinking

+Short Fuse Agree. It's inexcusable.

+Rob Hill right

yeah but it will pass this dood deserves every ounce of pain he feels

+Meatrocket hia

lmao

Twinktoiletsbestfriendsmomscancer It also doesn’t make sense since all of that is public information now since he’s a Registered Sex Offender

welp they probably did this video before posting all the info so they kinda goofed it

The time/date data on the video is also a clue.

Twinktoiletsbestfriendsmomscancer I like his Birthday presents; Cayla is not real, Lorne was caught in a Date Line Sting for child predators, He lost his job, and Lorne is going to jail for a while.😂

Well we did by the book your honour.. 😁

This is a highly overlooked comment

I just wanted to test it

oh, so you got owestted too?

I really came to this comment section for no reason.

I came to the comments section and I have no idea what's going on. 🙃

He probably tried calling her with his one phone call.

walmartian lmao toilet water

it was probably a 50/50 mix of toilet water and urine

Ingen Ting knowing lorne, he was probably hoping for 100% urine

walmartian - I was going to write the exact same thing ! Great minds think alike 👍🏼

Is that your fantasy?

+TheFlyingHogg That's why this shouldn't be a crime. It was a make-believe minor, a fake crime with a fake victim.

+TheFlyingHogg . I think that's why he was crying mostly. His chat log is just wild how much he "loved her"

+Mrs. Anti Feminazism Ok, so we can accept that fact that he didn't solicit a minor, because there was no minor involved, But, what if a guy solicits a hit man to kill his wife, but the "hit msn" is an undercover police officer. No crime committed? Yeah, right. It's all about intent.

+PsychoticBovine bitch dont get me started

he's upset Kayla changed her name to Kacey and cheated on him later

😩🤦🤣🤣🤣😂 get off the internet 🤣😂😂

And Lorne would reply: “not a whole laawwt!” 😆

Luis Reyes” 🐳 not a whole lawwt!”

Stompy TheWonderLizard 😂😂😂😂

The Unicorn Diaries 😂😂😂 🐳

LULL

LMFAO!

Lol!!! One of the best jokes I have read here

Cop reply: "No I mean currently, prior to your upcoming conviction."

Elliott Russell like raw, with no ruber

Elliott Russell canirapeyouanally

I'm not gay or nuthin'. On my way to 'Lantic City.

horticasey why don't you have a seat right over there

LOLOLOL

Daryl Mcalister ...hahaha

LOL.

"Hey, where you at? Who was that guy in the suit? Why were there cameras there? Are you coming back over?"

Yea,,her saying hi were you..im ready,,I'm hot,,where you at..did you talk to my uncle Chris Hanson,,I just love that show..i like it when dumb fucs,talk to fake little girls

Daryl Mcalister legend has it he is married to the decoy since she became of age... disgusting

Ha ha ha..... "and probably a mop" That's really funny. :)

i think he asked the cop

imedi I think Lorne was more upset that Kayla wasn't real.

Thomas Noctor ...give him a kiss then

Ben Wade Well...... yell at me why don't cha?

Ben Wade Well...... yell at me why don't cha?

FACTS lowl

Good

Damn, these "legend has it" comments are so outplayed.

😆😆😆

Ammaar Quraishi 😂 😆 😝 fuck yeah inside and out

😂, that's hilarious...I found that funny to look at

Lol "cawd"😂😂

Aakao those sneakers alone would drench any panties

Lol he's wearing shorts, so they'd be easier to pull down while driving, so Kayla could suck on his painus.

Boy, what a classy dresser!!! Says he made $100,000 a year but had no money for gas!

Dustin McPhetridge would be proud

Let go of the keys!!!

rbryant100 no, they're mine!

Joseph Luzi that defense didn't work for you so why would it work for him

Whaaaat? No waaay! Chris: .........yanni I have the transcript.

mark schiavone you seem like law enforcement. I happen to know law enforcement

LMAO!!!!!!

HAHAHAHA

LMAO

Why does he add A to every word instead of an O or an E 😂

You ha

And a party pack of dingers!

How wong am I going to be deuh? Sob.

The lawyer in me knows that there was nothing Armstrong could say that would prevent him from going to jail that night or that could help explain or straighten this matter out that night, so he should have invoked his right to remain silent. But since he's a sexual predator, he's not really deserving of basic human rights so I'm glad he talked.

Where does he say that

Animallecter ,,, blubbering idiot, his phone calls to the "13 year old" investigator were posted, this guy is truly a pathetic clown

I know!!! I would go half on that with you!!!!

@@thatonekindahotblackchickw1641 I'd go halves on a blunt with you

@Generic InternetUser This... is Mr. Big

Baked Bean 😂😂

No shit!

CaptainSpauIding LOWL

“Yell at me, why don’cha”

+Scare bear this video is definitely so much more satisfying to watch after not just reading the chat lawg, but also after listening to all the fucking phone cawls and actually listening to him spell out his plan...this is sweet revenge...all this kinda reminds me of the movie called "The Gift" (may i recommend that movie to you all, fucken great ass movie)....Lorne had, before this, gotten away with so much shit, hurting people and leaving a path of devastation and never having to accept responsibility for his actions as long as he got what he wanted.....but that all came to a screeching halt...and this is the bare beginning of the rest of his miserable ass, pathetic, and useless life....from this point on, we know that he will never again experience happiness...

jdspreest 222830 Amen Brother. I take extreme solace knowing Lorne thought his plan was airtight and that he was so smart and soh good at covering his ass, that he'd never get caught...How wrong he was. The Gift I think I've seen it. Is that the one with Cate Blanchett and Katie Holmes?

yes, Lorne was very very wrong indeed... The Gift stars Jason Bateman (in a serious role as the main character) and Joe Edgerton or something like that...Rebeca Hall plays Bateman's wife..it's an old school thriller/suspense...I highly recommend it..it's a damn good film...will make you think about revenge and how far is too far LOL

jdspreest 222830 Oh Cawd yes. I'll search for it tonight.

+jdspreest 222830 Plot twist: the guy raped his wife while she was unconcious, and is having his baby.

@hello me Lorne, and 99% of all of the other predators caught on TCAP, lol.

KingUgly DaGoonie He was probably Lauren to someone during his time in prison.

The Red Sox are doing right now what Lorne has been doing all his life....finding new lows and new ways to lose/fail. They just got swept by my beloved Angels.

beavis jones Oh my God that's the funniest thing I've read in a long time. I'm laughing so hard!!!! Thanks

jdspreest Who's lonelier than the Maytag repairman? The Red Sox third base coach.

and now even the first base coach...the Sawx can't hit worth a shit...

yet they are currently in first place in the AL east. :-P

sol cutta whaaat?! No way! 😆

sol cutta I agree but when it comes to Lorne Armstrong, the jokes just seem to write themselves.

So true. Back in the day there used to be a live stream on JustinTV. Every predator show aired on a loop with chat room. It was so much fun. Bc all of us were fans and knew the show inside and out, it was like hanging out with people who knew one big inside joke.

He must never been to jail before

stuff it you nauseating wanker

k

Lmao! Are u serious dude? That's some funny ass shit. Lorne will haunt us even in the happiest of moment and damnedest of places.

Oh NOOOO! ha ha ha! I can't listen to that song now without thinking about him AND how he went sharp and off key. It made my hair hurt. Apparently, from what I'm told, he won a couple of karaoke contests in one of the local joints in Maine. I guess that's what made him "think" he was an "aspiring" country singer. There are more talented people than Lorne Armstrong, pumping gas in Nashville than imaginable. I have been playing on stage for over 25 years- a lot of us know our limitations and realize we are decent entertainers but not necessarily "star" quality. Apparently, that did not occur to Lorne! --- but, "I loved him first." gaaaaaaaaaaaag! yuck, dry heaves.....

@Durango, winning a fucking karaoke contest is like winning "Student of the Month" in a continuation school and thinking that with that, you're fucking Ivy League school material. Especially when its abundantly clear that the establishment Lorne frequented to work out his pipes was probably some two-bit shithole full of old people with at least one leg knee deep in a coffin. He said so himself in the chat..that it was a bunch of old hags who supposedly took his picture and bothered to give him applause. That doesn't make a superstar.

Lorne's plight to become a country singer reminds me of this old dude I used to work with in my first career job after I graduated from college. Here was this old burn out former alchie who thought he was bound to have been a rock star had his bitch ex wife and his two ungrateful offspring not derailed his calling. Like Lorne, nothing was his fault. Nope, he was a nice, "sensitive" (his word, not mine), caring man who was perfect in every way except that people took advantage of him. Oh and he had such high vanity too...nevermind he was a cross between Howdy Doody and Mick Jagger (the current old dry prune Mick Jagger). He walked around with a fucken comb in his pocket and everytime he happenefd to cross a reflective surface, he'd stop, bust out the comb, and proceed to fix his lil curl on his little pompaedour. And his jobs? Well apoarently he worked at the post office for years before being shown the door, and so now there he was, working a warehouse job which he sucked at cuz I'd have to go from my desk job out to help him even though it violated OSHA regulations. Anyway, he swore he was a born singer, and he hounded us to go watch him karaoke. We finally caved and went with him.....and he sucked lmao he sang Roy Orbison's "Brown eyed Girl" and needless to say, much like Lorne has done to Heartland's song, he forever has tarnished that song for me lol i cringe every time I hear it. And he had the gall to be pissed when no one clapped or gave two shits about his performance. But did he blame himself? Nope he said people there didn't appreciate talent and wouldn't know talent from their asshole. True story.

Give him a break, he was so shellshocked by the 400 pages of chat log being read back to him by Hansen, you cant blame a man for mixing up the order in which you do Things.

The Cappening Channel Oh, here's a good one....

You got that Right!!

Holden Ryan. Absolutely!! 😋😋😋

Jeff Stacy. She's thinking to get a bigger Mr. Penis!! 😋😋😋😋

Joey 🐳

And hasnt gotten his kiss yet haha 😂

@49ers Vinny actually he got 6 months...he gets out in February

Eric Feick why can’t predators just rot in jail 😡

those tears are waaay watered down. waaaaay watered down.

I know i caught that too. lol it looked so lonely and soiled.

CATCHABODYBRUH haha I saw that too

imeantloveyou5eva Takes super strong hearing and you have to sit perfectly still and concentrate, though.

Plaintive wailing

Lol.. My heart.. I mean my fart breaks for him 😂 😂 😂

Wait about 5 minutes and you can hear him softly singing “I loved ha furwst” 🎵🎶

"why me cawd? Whyyyyyy.."

Lately I've been getting high and watching the predator videos. It's seriously amazing. Like, it just makes it all the better to watch them after smoking a few bowls.

Yea that's not funny nor does it make sense in this situation. Nice try though.

After speaking to someone who was born on 9/11 (years before the attack of course) I'm going to say yes.

Geoffrey Bronson Dont feel bad hes outa prison now

@Jesse Williams not at all man.. Ive had way worse.. Once i got Left in a bathtub and,the took my Kidneys

Pretty much...!

@belinda hawkins Ive had worse.. Trust me.. Once i Ate All Night Curry Buffet then Walked around Mumbai in 97° Weather for 5 Hours and never found one Bathroom.. It was the Biggest Mess and Shit,hole you have ever seen.. This guy,is Free now nobody cares

Lmao 😂 this....this was funny 10/10

How is that even funny?

You think he fucked his gas hole? Should we do something?

They made several different trim packages that year. Lorne had the "PRECIOUS PRINCESS" edition. It came equipped with a booster seat, fold away toy box, and a Tiara hood ornament, which is an homage to his Sweetheart...KMA. He even had it repainted a nice "blawnd" color He even got a personalized license plate that read: LIKEKEWL

Star Cat - because most people don't have cars that old. That's why it's funny

I only knew that because I read the chat log. I had to stop reading because it was so foul. The little bit of compassion I felt for him flew right out the window after reading that. EVERYONE needs to read that to fully understand how truly depraved this creep is!

Your exactly right ...he wore shorts so it easier to pull down! Jackass

Look on the bright side. Hes back in prison as a result of parole violations. Hes too fucking dumb & sick in the head to stay out of trouble. Hes on the lifer installment plan & doesnt even realise it.

He was going to but he felt as if the integrity of his meat rocket would've been compromised..

Post entry or pre entry?

Jay Reffner at least told him about mr penis

What's wrong with that?

U Wana see my meatrocket

haha 😏👌

Hahahaha hahahaha I luv it

You just won the internet with that comment!!! 👌✌️

🤣🤣🤣🤣😓😓😓😓😂😂😂 Yaaaasssss! That was epic!

That’s not much for trying to diddle kids. He was willing to ruin a little girls life just so he can have his sick fantasy. He should have spent 25 years minimum.

Sol Cutta -Jason Clayden- Id like to punch him in his neck. Punk.

I think they have him more prison time for all the crying.

Not at all. I thoroughly enjoyed the sniffling. It gave me the cleanest, best pleasure.

Absolutely he is a disgusting piece of garbage and was only upset that he got caught 😝

Bet he cried like a baby each night when other inmates would visit his cell & rip up his asshole!

lol hahaha

lmao

TheReivenlocke "help me ouuut" lmao!!!

Mossad! Get down on the ground! GET DOWN!

Is this an actual video? I would love to see it!

Shorts tennis shoes and baseball caps on anybody over 18 is just cringe grow up

@@pepper1188 The hat, sneakers and shorts combo isn't exactly a "teenager" fashion. Now, if the hat is cocked slightly to the side or the pants are drooping off of their ass it would be different

@@michaelsuder1355 He's dressed like a child. Baseball hats on middle-aged men just say I'm bald. Dress like the Europeans👍

Banoffee 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🏌🏽‍♂️🏌🏽‍♂️

69th like

Mannn u aint lyin smhhhg

I thought he died.

And in October, 2019 gets sent back to prison.

Now that is one impressive resume!

Blubbering buffoon. Rarely do I see a legitimate, certifiable loser.

I hated fucking weepers.

@xcellken1 Captain Hadley: I'm not going to count to three. I'm not even going to count to one. You WILL shut the f*** up NOW or I'll sing you a lullaby!

He must have. Did you see him suddenly getting a pair balls from somewhere? Lol

T. Price he never even meant to do it

Imagine when he’s in his prison cell curled up in a ball with he neighbors yelling from every direction that they can’t wait to get their hands on him.

You should here me orgasm

It's the cleanest best pleasure.

@@davoid96 he was just on his.way to the beach!

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Absolutely!!! The guys in jail will probably have a present for you too!!😁😏

Ba bahahaha

LMAO.. tbh i think they already had enough evidence against this dude

You're bomb as fuck btw

+martingallegos01 you're absolutely right boss

He tends to start asking important questions after he's made a life chaning mistake.

Tiana Hartley lul

Best comment

AH HAVENEVEN KISSEDYA YEAT

horticasey God bless his accent and his insane comments haha. “Mr Penis” and “Ms Vagina.”

horticasey 😂

Whayul, arrest me whydontcha!

Danimal1177 the cleanest best pleasure

How to get out of any trouble, just say "oh cawd i never even meant to do it"

Amo Fregene j

This made me laugh

seems legit.....

Since cawd created the earth

Are you kidding me!? He would've splooged buckets of jizz alllllll over Kayla and allllllll over that house.

@@ekscholl Oh Cawd!!

No Scooby snacks for anyone....

@@czechchicklet6890 That's awesome-you got the reference. :)

Got away with what? “Kayla” never existed. As much of a low life he is, he was desperate for attention from the opposite sex more than we was a pedo. I very much doubt he would have ever attracted and met up with an ACTUAL 13 year old girl. Look at the guy? Does he strike you as the type to attract young girls, especially minors???

Even Dustin McPhetridge had more stylish shoes.

Captain Barrett Coldyron that’s a bold statement. It is sad but true. These older trolls are trying to hit on some hot teenage ass, and they are not putting their best foot forward. He should have gotten himself some fresh Nike Air Max or something.

Cop: And is Mr. Penis thinking about Miss Vagina?

Stephen Cleaver You mean "Happy Birthday!"

He committed suicide 4 months later....tell it to his grave

Rhonda Hillegers really?

Stephen Cleaver Yup Luckily he's out of Prison this week.. Im excited for him

Uncle Chuckles this week? he is out since years - he even has a youtube channel

Your right ....he very professional as well. No aggressive tactics

nicole george way nicer than the Darke County cop that constantly referred to “his” county.

@@SnickasBah Yeah that annoys the shit out of me when cops do the whole "my road", "my county" sort of thing. The don't own jack

Agree, snickas

It’s an interrogation tactic. He’s clearly good at this. Sad to hear he died.