Losing IQ Points Watching 5 Min Crafts

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Kallmekris

Kallmekris

Күн бұрын

CODE: KMK for $25 OFF Vessi's
Vessi Link: www.vessi.com/kmk
I don't know why I enjoy watching these so much, but it seems like you guys do too. Don't forget to like and subscribe to the channel to see more chaotic content!
Appreciate you!
Social Media: linktr.ee/Kallmekris
Cut by Jason Christopher Mayer
IG: @jayjaymay

Пікірлер: 29 000
@kallmekris
@kallmekris 2 жыл бұрын
Y’all are amazing hahah already over 80k likes 😂❤️❤️❤️ I will be doing 5 min crafts next week Wednesday as promised 👌🏻💕
@elim.288
@elim.288 2 жыл бұрын
Yayy
@sheulykhanom5322
@sheulykhanom5322 2 жыл бұрын
Love ur videos ♥️♥️
@svnnymcon4239
@svnnymcon4239 2 жыл бұрын
Ur so funny Love ur vids!
@marissabrooke713
@marissabrooke713 2 жыл бұрын
Yaaaaaay!! Can't wait to see it...it's gonna be hilarious!!!
@gxrgie-quit
@gxrgie-quit 2 жыл бұрын
Yay so excited! You’re the best.. today was rough so this made me laugh :))
@phoebegale4154
@phoebegale4154 2 жыл бұрын
When you said “I need a friend for that hack” I legit said “why don’t you ask Katrina” I wholeheartedly forgot you were all the same person
@scp8yearago455
@scp8yearago455 2 жыл бұрын
Who doesn't
@minhayeon107
@minhayeon107 2 жыл бұрын
@@scp8yearago455 huh?
@minhayeon107
@minhayeon107 2 жыл бұрын
Lol I did the same thing 😹
@scp8yearago455
@scp8yearago455 2 жыл бұрын
I mant thet nobody will ever remember kris is same person lol
@akmolhussain71
@akmolhussain71 2 жыл бұрын
….W-what are you talking about…?
@tahlscorner6551
@tahlscorner6551 2 жыл бұрын
Kris: “You’re eyes are sparkly.” My lazy eye: “Thanks”😁
@themandoLAUREN
@themandoLAUREN 2 жыл бұрын
I have Duane syndrome, so I feel you.
@natashahopwood4390
@natashahopwood4390 2 жыл бұрын
Yo same 😂
@ryanamell2568
@ryanamell2568 2 жыл бұрын
Im a walking Cyclops. My left eye is just there
@h4rshita-r
@h4rshita-r 2 жыл бұрын
@@ryanamell2568 💀💀
@yoomama8031
@yoomama8031 2 жыл бұрын
lol sameee
@mraxolotldoesstuff
@mraxolotldoesstuff 3 ай бұрын
“OMG Cancer omelets! My favorite!” The look was everything.
@You_Know_Who-cu2vn
@You_Know_Who-cu2vn 2 ай бұрын
Kris: your eyes look sparkle Me:thanks, it's a new look called tears, insecurities, and overthinking
@amandasmith5304
@amandasmith5304 2 ай бұрын
LMAO
@velozeyy
@velozeyy 2 ай бұрын
LMAO
@scubismyfavoriteword
@scubismyfavoriteword 2 ай бұрын
HAH
@scubismyfavoriteword
@scubismyfavoriteword 2 ай бұрын
relatable XDDDddd
@Brokefumo666
@Brokefumo666 Ай бұрын
LOL
@lakshitasaini2188
@lakshitasaini2188 2 жыл бұрын
"I wanna die in an epic way" - Kris 2021 (Sounds like something our Nona or katrina would say)
@annaismissing1252
@annaismissing1252 2 жыл бұрын
IKKKK
@loliswirlp1110
@loliswirlp1110 2 жыл бұрын
YAASSSS YOU ARE RIIIGGGHHTT
@tildarosander1339
@tildarosander1339 2 жыл бұрын
Clearly you are in the opposing fraction! Otherwise you would have commented. NO CILANTRO! I'm staring to feel like I'm the douche bag here...
@thefallen2843
@thefallen2843 2 жыл бұрын
kris:*gets very close to the camera talking about sparkling eyeballs* my first reaction: boop
@toast2589
@toast2589 2 жыл бұрын
Same! Lol
@metalkatt1
@metalkatt1 2 жыл бұрын
Yes!!! Same!!!
@isabelcamara7311
@isabelcamara7311 2 жыл бұрын
Same
@kallmekris
@kallmekris 2 жыл бұрын
hehehehehe
@toast2589
@toast2589 2 жыл бұрын
@@kallmekris hi!
@user-dy9ml6bq8p
@user-dy9ml6bq8p 5 ай бұрын
*GASP* "Oh My God, CANcer Omelets my favorite!" I love this part!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@LuminousCrescent116
@LuminousCrescent116 4 ай бұрын
“That looks like Caillou’s head” Had me dying🤣
@Leovlogz
@Leovlogz 2 ай бұрын
SAME
@jaxtheprincess2616
@jaxtheprincess2616 29 күн бұрын
SaMe
@PIX3L_G4MES
@PIX3L_G4MES 2 жыл бұрын
“We will be watching 5 minute crafts, because i hate myself”. Me too Kris, me too.
@ThatcurlyfryD
@ThatcurlyfryD 2 жыл бұрын
I’d like to join
@leonlonski3570
@leonlonski3570 2 жыл бұрын
I'll pass
@rambowlol5240
@rambowlol5240 2 жыл бұрын
bleach the bleach or bleach the anime
@rambowlol5240
@rambowlol5240 2 жыл бұрын
@Naruto Uzumakiout of nowhere i wasn’t debating on bleach being better then naruto
@cynthiarobbins3504
@cynthiarobbins3504 2 жыл бұрын
I don't I don't really know
@chloeburkholder8614
@chloeburkholder8614 2 жыл бұрын
Kris: **makes a dirty joke* * Also Kris: I'm abstinent
@taylorj888
@taylorj888 2 жыл бұрын
Abstinence* (I know this isn't correct grammar but that's how she says it, to add to the joke)
@MyDailyDrive
@MyDailyDrive 2 жыл бұрын
Needs to be a shirt
@ankitha-
@ankitha- 2 жыл бұрын
Timestamp?
@aice1018
@aice1018 2 жыл бұрын
@@ankitha- 3:00 :)
@PIxelTheBOSSSSS-dv2mo
@PIxelTheBOSSSSS-dv2mo Ай бұрын
what does absinenet mean
@callum5339
@callum5339 4 ай бұрын
THE WAY KRIS JUST SAID "WOTTT?" HAD ME ROLLING ON THE FLOOR 😂😂😂
@ZendilofRealms
@ZendilofRealms 3 ай бұрын
Been waiting for someone to mention that!
@amarishikaanbalagan226
@amarishikaanbalagan226 2 ай бұрын
What time stamp?
@Leovlogz
@Leovlogz 2 ай бұрын
REAL
@ChristinaHeadley-sk2ig
@ChristinaHeadley-sk2ig 2 ай бұрын
YOU'RE AMAZING, KRIS!!! MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE KZfaqR!!! YOU ARE SO WHOLESOME!!! AS LONG A YOU KEEP MAKING VIDEOS I WILL KEEP WATCHING!!! HAVE A GREAT DAY!!! BTW, YOU'RE HAIR AND MAKEUP ARE ALWAYS ON POINT!!!
@someone268
@someone268 2 жыл бұрын
Kris: "Oh I forgot to compliment you!" Me: "Many do." Kris: "Your eyes are sparkly." Me: "Blushes."
@mujifr
@mujifr 2 жыл бұрын
Wtf is dis
@Go0fie
@Go0fie 2 жыл бұрын
@@mujifr this is KZfaq
@sufriced.
@sufriced. 2 жыл бұрын
@@Go0fie hahahaha
@tildarosander1339
@tildarosander1339 2 жыл бұрын
Clearly you are in the opposing fraction! Otherwise you would have commented. NO CILANTRO!
@technofan98
@technofan98 2 жыл бұрын
So true
@A_Qwynide
@A_Qwynide 2 жыл бұрын
Kris: "I have no desire to draw a circle." Also Kris 40 seconds earlier: *"I wanna try and draw a circle now!"*
@tildarosander1339
@tildarosander1339 2 жыл бұрын
Clearly you are in the opposing fraction! Otherwise you would have commented. NO CILANTRO!
@mandyparker7892
@mandyparker7892 2 жыл бұрын
HA HA HA
@lucascamin1630
@lucascamin1630 2 жыл бұрын
Other way round 🤣🤣🤣
@starlight505.
@starlight505. 2 жыл бұрын
Like chose one girl- (Not hate)
@Buckhuntersgirl23
@Buckhuntersgirl23 3 ай бұрын
Kris: Your eyes are sparkly. Also Kris: Cancer Omelettes, my favorite! Also Kris: *tries to draw a circle* It looks like Cailou’s head.
@pricklypear_v
@pricklypear_v 2 ай бұрын
14:20 mixing rice with flour is a way to keep out unwanted moisture
@cr8zybanana
@cr8zybanana 2 жыл бұрын
“That looks like a tumor” “I wanna try and draw a circle now!” “That looks like calliou’s head” “Did she just- wha- PAFFT im sorry what!?” “What are you- what is this contraption...?” “Where do I get plumbing material to dry my shoes?” “AN umbrella?NO!?” “Im gonna name her SUSAN” “I wanna die in a epic way...” “That looks digusting!” “Why is there rice mixed with flour?” “That is-sssss so dumb” “Noodles...broken toilet...what the -- is going on?” “WHERE DOING THIS WITH RICE NOW!?” “Wow...wow that looks terrible” “No I dont want to see this anymore huheuhehuehe” “She which we will not speak of” “SUNFLOWER SEEDS are -- serious right now!?” “Are they bob rossing this table right now?” “How is her finger not cut off right now!?” -KRIS 2021
@yooterscooter9600
@yooterscooter9600 2 жыл бұрын
These quotes are magnificent
@v1nny542
@v1nny542 2 жыл бұрын
Ya forgot "vessies"
@CandyBug9627
@CandyBug9627 Ай бұрын
@@v1nny542your comment has a translate to English on it. I pressed it and vessies translated to bladders. What do I do now!!?
@Itsme_Talia123
@Itsme_Talia123 Жыл бұрын
Fun fact: the craft doesn’t take 5 minutes, it lasts 5 minutes Edit: omg 2k likes ty
@gachabiz9216
@gachabiz9216 Жыл бұрын
Whoa. Mind blown. We had them all wrong.
@thatbookreader427
@thatbookreader427 Жыл бұрын
Nice fact
@artsypersoniie2700
@artsypersoniie2700 Жыл бұрын
literally the most truthful thing i’ve heard today.
@mrperson9838
@mrperson9838 Жыл бұрын
oooooooooh that explains everything
@Helena.mcphan
@Helena.mcphan Жыл бұрын
No you'll have 5 braincells left after watching it.
@Raindrop_the_Theiran
@Raindrop_the_Theiran Ай бұрын
Any one 2024👇
@Kevin-wv3ip
@Kevin-wv3ip Ай бұрын
Me! ✋
@channelnotfound8373
@channelnotfound8373 Ай бұрын
Heya🤚🏻
@alizcute2353
@alizcute2353 Ай бұрын
Hi that's me I'm here in 2024 for like the 50th time and still love this video
@Lizzy-Walker
@Lizzy-Walker Ай бұрын
Me
@whitleystreva3199
@whitleystreva3199 Ай бұрын
2024 gang 🎉
@erinalex1033
@erinalex1033 Ай бұрын
✨‘Take and eat that Depression ridden salad somewhere else’✨😂😂😂
@kiyaraforde942
@kiyaraforde942 2 жыл бұрын
kris: "he looks like a carl ." soon later: " carl carl carl carl carl carl carl . carl , no , ur gonna die!"
@irenerecamadas9752
@irenerecamadas9752 2 жыл бұрын
Da
@jasonreesor2695
@jasonreesor2695 2 жыл бұрын
There also Karl Jacobs
@tildarosander1339
@tildarosander1339 2 жыл бұрын
Clearly you are in the opposing fraction! Otherwise you would have commented. NO CILANTRO! I'm staring to feel like I'm the douche bag here...
@melsltr9126
@melsltr9126 2 жыл бұрын
Hola
@CraftyCheshire
@CraftyCheshire 2 жыл бұрын
Kris: "OH I WANNA DRAW A CIRCLE!" Kris one minute later: "Jokes on you, five minute crafts. I have no desire to draw a circle."
@CraftyCheshire
@CraftyCheshire 2 жыл бұрын
Omg she noticed me :3
@MarandCarolinvestigations
@MarandCarolinvestigations 2 ай бұрын
Literally when you zoomed out i zoomed out aswell 😂❤
@LailaTaylor-fp5wp
@LailaTaylor-fp5wp Ай бұрын
That CAAARRRRRRRLLL had me in the floor 😂😂😂
@jordynkastelic5791
@jordynkastelic5791 2 жыл бұрын
Kris: "I have no desire to draw circles." Kris literally five seconds earlier: "I WANNA TRY TO DRAW A CIRCLE NOW"
@ellen9414
@ellen9414 2 жыл бұрын
Nice!
@Grehkjvdenkjdcw
@Grehkjvdenkjdcw 2 жыл бұрын
She said I wanna draw a circle before she said I have no desire to draw circles
@BoogerRR
@BoogerRR 2 жыл бұрын
@@Grehkjvdenkjdcw that's literally what they said-
@2wiredcore238
@2wiredcore238 2 жыл бұрын
omg so true lol
@Strvlightt233
@Strvlightt233 13 күн бұрын
As someone who consistently makes their own pasta/an Italian, that is the main ingredients for pasta but there’s special kinds of flower and it’s not supposed to be that liquidy
@beachyybirdd7
@beachyybirdd7 Ай бұрын
When you said I need a friend for this hack I straight up screamed “SELENAAAA” 😂❤
@Maya.Crocombe1147
@Maya.Crocombe1147 2 жыл бұрын
She’s just such a wholesome content creator. She compliments us and makes us feel better in literally every video. Thank you for being amazing.
@huh1829
@huh1829 2 жыл бұрын
@@shelbys_bookcorner i don't watch him-
@dimplevinluan6336
@dimplevinluan6336 2 жыл бұрын
Agree ^^
@liquid-mercury-pawz
@liquid-mercury-pawz 2 жыл бұрын
I know right!
@liquid-mercury-pawz
@liquid-mercury-pawz 2 жыл бұрын
@@shelbys_bookcorner I don't even know who that is
@_sophialesspiecake_6447
@_sophialesspiecake_6447 2 жыл бұрын
She really is
@Doomsday971
@Doomsday971 2 жыл бұрын
Kris: "Your eyes are sparkly" Me: "Thanks its a new look I am trying called anxiety and tears..."
@Manius_Vibius
@Manius_Vibius 2 жыл бұрын
Oh that sounds amazing ima go try that is it a skin routine?
@sweetlikecinnamon493
@sweetlikecinnamon493 2 жыл бұрын
same tho-
@BackgroundCharacter26
@BackgroundCharacter26 2 жыл бұрын
and i oop skrskrskr
@sarcasmandbreathing2799
@sarcasmandbreathing2799 2 жыл бұрын
Same sis :p
@Sellierthanyou
@Sellierthanyou 2 жыл бұрын
@@BackgroundCharacter26 people still say that- 💀
@PandoraHopeH
@PandoraHopeH 3 ай бұрын
Jesus gave me ears so I could eat my noodles without getting hair in my mouth.
@IDK-ri6ff
@IDK-ri6ff 5 күн бұрын
Yup that makes sense 🫸🫷🫷🫸
@blueberrybxtch
@blueberrybxtch 5 күн бұрын
Yep
@rakib6332
@rakib6332 4 ай бұрын
My eyes are sparkling! God!!! Loved it
@chaoticmuch3321
@chaoticmuch3321 2 жыл бұрын
Kris: "Your eyes are sparkling" Me; Oh thank you, I am in the middle of crying Edit: Eyo wtf, didn't expect people to be all worried and actually be crying too. Yo, hope you're all doing great and take great care of yourselves. I might not know you.. but ey, your hand is looking good 😌
@gachafyp6458
@gachafyp6458 2 жыл бұрын
Sadly relating 👁💧👄💧👁
@The-Unknown-Goddex
@The-Unknown-Goddex 2 жыл бұрын
yo you good bro
@stupidsimp345
@stupidsimp345 2 жыл бұрын
I'm not good too.👁️💧👄💧👁️
@tundratitan7
@tundratitan7 2 жыл бұрын
I hope your day gets better.
@Bella_randomz
@Bella_randomz 2 жыл бұрын
There extra sparkly now 😂
@lunaornelas7680
@lunaornelas7680 2 жыл бұрын
Kris: your eyes are sparkling!! Me who just finished crying: ya sure about that?
@tildarosander1339
@tildarosander1339 2 жыл бұрын
Clearly you are in the opposing fraction! Otherwise you would have commented. NO CILANTRO!
@Burntsugerwater
@Burntsugerwater 2 жыл бұрын
they really be sparkling of tears tho. (Im sorry)
@carterr54
@carterr54 2 жыл бұрын
Don't be sad, cause sad spelled backwards is das and das not good.
@KarlaO711
@KarlaO711 2 жыл бұрын
Don't cry :( have an online hug! 🤗
@SophietheValiant
@SophietheValiant 2 жыл бұрын
I cried, too, but because I have watched the Cinema Therapy video on Coco animated film by Pixar.
@michaeltanson8242
@michaeltanson8242 2 күн бұрын
I know this is an old vid but is already a fave due to that Christopher walken impression and for saying "and you need carl as well"😂😂
@dietzyfly
@dietzyfly 4 ай бұрын
"I feel like only serial killers would have this material...in case they needed to put body parts down the toilet" 🤣🤣🤣
@avasanders2832
@avasanders2832 2 жыл бұрын
kris: "vessis are 100% vegan because thats so important to me" vegan teacher: "thank u finally i will give u a check mark"
@randomcharliething2270
@randomcharliething2270 2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@randomcharliething2270
@randomcharliething2270 2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@artistic_lesbian5435
@artistic_lesbian5435 2 жыл бұрын
LOL 😂
@audrichuang9470
@audrichuang9470 2 жыл бұрын
lmao
@teodora4173
@teodora4173 2 жыл бұрын
LOOOOL! That's true!😂🤣🤣😂
@sodium223
@sodium223 2 жыл бұрын
"Your eyeballs are _S P A R K L I N G_ " Me, who's eyes are watering while eating spicy ramen: i mean you're not wrong
@Libsxayss
@Libsxayss 2 жыл бұрын
Ok lol
@lunarfox8875
@lunarfox8875 2 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who watched her with my eyes as intensely wide as hers when she was watching us-
@millieisaperson7374
@millieisaperson7374 Күн бұрын
5 min crafts: UsE yOuR kEy to UnLoCk YoUr caRt kris; you take that cart and you take it to the street- cause now you're homeless that got me 😭
@eaglpaul1
@eaglpaul1 3 ай бұрын
That Christopher Walken impression killed me.
@Daemonuim
@Daemonuim Жыл бұрын
“OMG cancer omelettes my favourite!” “Thhhhaaaaaaattt looks like a tumour.” -Kris last words
@GreasyGreb
@GreasyGreb Жыл бұрын
I agree
@nattieabbyandpiper8954
@nattieabbyandpiper8954 Жыл бұрын
I agree
@lunarmo0n519
@lunarmo0n519 Жыл бұрын
I agree
@Xorrrrr
@Xorrrrr Жыл бұрын
I agree
@monstermob7830
@monstermob7830 Жыл бұрын
I feel like your username is a mix of Wings Of Fire, Warriors, and MineCraft
@user-kk8to9ly5x
@user-kk8to9ly5x 2 жыл бұрын
Kris: "let's be realistic, 80k likes" *Gets 235k in 5 days*
@reagann2563
@reagann2563 2 жыл бұрын
248k*
@Avva1969
@Avva1969 2 жыл бұрын
249k**
@huzaifabinarshad6312
@huzaifabinarshad6312 2 жыл бұрын
250*
@ericlouds8777
@ericlouds8777 2 жыл бұрын
252*
@Mika-be6hy
@Mika-be6hy 2 жыл бұрын
253k*
@rosemarysbook3064
@rosemarysbook3064 6 ай бұрын
I have been replaying the "i wanna draw a circle now" so many times..😭
@Vent_Acc68
@Vent_Acc68 4 ай бұрын
"WhAaAaT Can you actually make noodles like that" 😂😂😂❤❤❤
@clarissa.music_official
@clarissa.music_official 2 жыл бұрын
Kris: "I will hire a friend...." Me: "Just pick Kathrina" 😂😂😂
@flowber8824
@flowber8824 2 жыл бұрын
@@christinamoore3264 how is she rude
@ellescaficea8498
@ellescaficea8498 2 жыл бұрын
@@christinamoore3264 umm how is she rude
@sagenherbs
@sagenherbs 2 жыл бұрын
@@christinamoore3264 wut😂 how is she rude
@jellycat2161
@jellycat2161 2 жыл бұрын
Katrina
@yamiibo
@yamiibo 2 жыл бұрын
@@christinamoore3264 how tf is she rude-
@user-ij8qx7pc7u
@user-ij8qx7pc7u 2 жыл бұрын
I love it how she compliments us like sparkling eyes. She is a sweet lady Edit: Thanks for the likes!
@king_of_nothing1808
@king_of_nothing1808 2 жыл бұрын
Blind people: Thanks?
@Eagles_JV
@Eagles_JV 2 жыл бұрын
Well she’s Canadian so ofc she’s sweet
@kyssiefurr5187
@kyssiefurr5187 2 жыл бұрын
I agree
@t1ps4y0uu
@t1ps4y0uu 2 жыл бұрын
I read this comment right when she said it-
@user-ij8qx7pc7u
@user-ij8qx7pc7u Жыл бұрын
@@t1ps4y0uu ❤
@CallmeZaii
@CallmeZaii 2 ай бұрын
"DID 5 MINUTE CRAFTS FINALLY DID SOMETHING USEFUL?" I'M FR WHEEZING
@lilysparklez3244
@lilysparklez3244 4 ай бұрын
2 yrs later but I’m in the “no cilantro gang” here lol!! Also love you Kris!!!!!❤💜
@Captain04801
@Captain04801 Ай бұрын
I’m here late as well and absolutely shocked at how few comments there are for no cilantro gang! It tastes like soap! 🧼 were the comments deleted? Is it a cOnsPiRaCy? 😅
@thenzd
@thenzd Жыл бұрын
Kris: Excitedly draws a circle Kris 5 mins later: I have no desire to draw circles
@partyponyz1239
@partyponyz1239 Жыл бұрын
ADHD at its finest
@karenwalliker1085
@karenwalliker1085 Жыл бұрын
Ayo-❤
@rcdemarco1
@rcdemarco1 Жыл бұрын
😂
@meganshaw3183
@meganshaw3183 Жыл бұрын
Actually though.😂😂😂
@sergiozepeda9820
@sergiozepeda9820 Жыл бұрын
Yeah that’s sad
@emmy8404
@emmy8404 2 жыл бұрын
"And they're 100% vegan!" *The Vegan Teacher* "Kris is taking steps to becoming vegan herself! That's a check!!"
@tildarosander1339
@tildarosander1339 2 жыл бұрын
Clearly you are in the opposing fraction! Otherwise you would have commented. NO CILANTRO!
@technofan98
@technofan98 2 жыл бұрын
So true 😂
@-s.m.a.c-3005
@-s.m.a.c-3005 2 жыл бұрын
i feel like the entire internet knows that vegan teacher
@LexyThomas134
@LexyThomas134 2 жыл бұрын
🥩🍖
@serenaedelinski4208
@serenaedelinski4208 2 жыл бұрын
Lol 🤣🤣
@Cami_hallyourfav
@Cami_hallyourfav 5 ай бұрын
“I LOVE CANCER OMELETTE” you’re so iconic♾️💗
@Alastor_Hazbin_Hotel.666
@Alastor_Hazbin_Hotel.666 3 ай бұрын
I felt like my brain was melting while watching this. THE NOODLES GOT ME THO!😂 Thank you Kris for the great vids!❤
@nagssaran1343
@nagssaran1343 2 жыл бұрын
6:34 "Okayyyy, that wasn't that bad- oh that's...really bad that looks like Calliou's head" **Wheezes**
@butterflyqueen9072
@butterflyqueen9072 2 жыл бұрын
That fact she said “OMG! Cancer omelettes my favorite!”🤣🤣🤣
@lizluna88
@lizluna88 2 жыл бұрын
I was dying😅
@AllSmiles1202
@AllSmiles1202 Жыл бұрын
cancer omelettes!!! i love those too!
@elizasabo7771
@elizasabo7771 Жыл бұрын
Omg I love cancer omlets
@bradschaade2865
@bradschaade2865 Жыл бұрын
That actually makes me sad rn- I wasnt sad when I heard it before but Someone I looked up to just died bc of cancer~ And Im prolly coming off as rude for joking around like that but its how I cope~
@candy_queen2236
@candy_queen2236 Жыл бұрын
@@bradschaade2865 I’m sorry for your loss!
@averypendergrass4491
@averypendergrass4491 5 ай бұрын
When she said "omg cancer omelets my favorite" that had me crying laughing😂😂
@Isabella-zq1ud
@Isabella-zq1ud 3 ай бұрын
CANCER OMLETS MY FAVORITE got me dying 😂😂
@Jordan-qx1ul
@Jordan-qx1ul 2 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: Some people do actually have a certain gene that makes cilantro taste like soap, so that's why cilantro tastes like soap to you.
@sad_coffe8771
@sad_coffe8771 2 жыл бұрын
Cool
@slay9468
@slay9468 2 жыл бұрын
NO CILANTRO GANGGGGG
@lunanova5369
@lunanova5369 2 жыл бұрын
i live in the uk and we call 'cilantro' coriander
@froggoxtheaxolotl5611
@froggoxtheaxolotl5611 2 жыл бұрын
@@lunanova5369 same ut I'm australian-
@bleeka325
@bleeka325 2 жыл бұрын
@@lunanova5369 coriander is the seed of the cilantro plant
@footyzone7077
@footyzone7077 2 жыл бұрын
Kris: “Your eyes are sparkly” Me: “Thanks it’s a new look I am Trying called anxiety and tears..”
@zefofre2038
@zefofre2038 2 жыл бұрын
Same
@ScrimbloAndCarl
@ScrimbloAndCarl 3 ай бұрын
This caused Scrimblo and Carl to have a full on debate about if cilantro is good or not. Thank you, now they are occupied instead of testing how much weight the soft spots of the roof can handle! 😅
@4SH3R._.IG.
@4SH3R._.IG. Жыл бұрын
kris compliments us every day, WHO'S COMPLIMENTING HER?! Kris, your hair today was just mwah! Magical
@sandycanfield1773
@sandycanfield1773 Жыл бұрын
Facts!
@skullyyt4707
@skullyyt4707 Жыл бұрын
Fr! I LOVE her hair!😃😊
@nightshade_jooz8675
@nightshade_jooz8675 Жыл бұрын
Not just today it's everyday
@laneysmith1982
@laneysmith1982 Жыл бұрын
her hair its so beautiful I love when its like really shorts. Muah!! I lOVE IT PICASO!!!
@Kaithe_therianandfurry
@Kaithe_therianandfurry Жыл бұрын
​@@user-ck5mn7fl8lI agree the best youtuber is her second is LaurenZside
@shurai7228
@shurai7228 2 жыл бұрын
well the vegan teachers is gonna be happy about kris now cuz she said, "Vessi's are vegan."🤣🤣
@ashlynmorgan3236
@ashlynmorgan3236 2 жыл бұрын
Love your profile pic!!!! I’m a fan of Paris!!
@shurai7228
@shurai7228 2 жыл бұрын
@@ashlynmorgan3236 Thanks.
@addie1576
@addie1576 2 жыл бұрын
😂yes
@dianachoy7108
@dianachoy7108 2 жыл бұрын
and the vegan teacher is goin to say "op she said she wears Vessi's which are vegan so check!"
@PinKSmOke420
@PinKSmOke420 2 жыл бұрын
Her socks arnt.... Vegan teacher will always find a way to hate her 🤦🏻‍♀️😂
@user-wz2mq8pc3l
@user-wz2mq8pc3l 6 ай бұрын
I do workouts when I watch Kris becuse when she compliments me I am as sweaty as a sausage when it's being cooked when she compliments me I feel so much better about me so thank you Kris
@bellespradley7939
@bellespradley7939 4 ай бұрын
No, no no no no you have sparkling blue eyes that are deeper than the ocean blue. You are amazing Chris.
@julianavollmer5266
@julianavollmer5266 2 жыл бұрын
Kris: **Gets real close** You're eyes are sparklin' Me: **Gets real close in return** You, too!
@icemage7739
@icemage7739 2 жыл бұрын
hhhahahahhahaha i thought the same thing
@kallmekris
@kallmekris 2 жыл бұрын
🥺❤️
@ravensandblots
@ravensandblots 2 жыл бұрын
Glad I’m not the only one who did that 😂😂
@slay7105
@slay7105 2 жыл бұрын
18:22 The fall was just amazing 😂
@Katelin_Sutherland
@Katelin_Sutherland 3 ай бұрын
The bit were kris went “wHaAaAaT” for the noodles hack got me dying 😂
@tjgreermd
@tjgreermd 2 ай бұрын
Ok, I know at the beginning of the video it was probably a joke, but don't say you hate yourself!!! You're an amazing content creator! Sorry just wanted to say that.
@trinioyarzun1648
@trinioyarzun1648 2 жыл бұрын
Kris: “I’m gonna hire a friend to try this” Me: “Well, that’s a good ide- Wait a second…”
@georginaplayz840
@georginaplayz840 2 жыл бұрын
haha
@LoganArielle1991
@LoganArielle1991 2 жыл бұрын
Lol 😆
@bsproductions2135
@bsproductions2135 2 жыл бұрын
Kris: “don’t let anybody tell you you can’t eat McDonald’s” The vegan teacher: 👁👄👁 Edit: thx for all the likes
@E.94772
@E.94772 2 жыл бұрын
Vegan Teacher: 👁 👁 💧👄💧
@shamarijefferson2834
@shamarijefferson2834 2 жыл бұрын
Bro that vegan teacher be like:😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🙎🙅🐷🐄🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Muzan.-.kibutsuji
@Muzan.-.kibutsuji 2 жыл бұрын
Like dude why does she actually care if we wanna be vegan we can if we don't we wont why does she force us.
@shamarijefferson2834
@shamarijefferson2834 2 жыл бұрын
@@Muzan.-.kibutsuji bro I wanna know because she was caught eating at McDonald's or Burger King I don't know which one
@Muzan.-.kibutsuji
@Muzan.-.kibutsuji 2 жыл бұрын
@@shamarijefferson2834 me too
@samandcolby_edits4life
@samandcolby_edits4life 4 күн бұрын
We treat you well bc you deserve to be treated well! ❤❤❤❤
@slothy7640
@slothy7640 4 ай бұрын
Kris: “i have no friends” Me: “WHAT HAPPENED TO CELINA?!”
@boogaloobaloo
@boogaloobaloo 2 жыл бұрын
Kris: "They're sparkling" Me: Thanks, it's the booze
@kallmekris
@kallmekris 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly same
@jeff_wolf2846
@jeff_wolf2846 2 жыл бұрын
Same dude, same Drinkin right now hehe, cheers 🍻
@orasiliketocallit
@orasiliketocallit 2 жыл бұрын
This may seem dumb, but just before the intro when she just complimented everyone's eyes for some reason really got to me- I've been struggling like hell with my image and can't even see an inch of my own skin without wanting to cry, so even just a small compliment from somebody I'll never meet (but I still look up to) meant a lot. Thanks Kris.
@parkjimin1193
@parkjimin1193 2 жыл бұрын
😕👌🏻she Didn't lie tho you're beautiful 🥺❤
@orasiliketocallit
@orasiliketocallit 2 жыл бұрын
@@parkjimin1193 Aww thank you, you too
@dahliaperez7058
@dahliaperez7058 2 жыл бұрын
You are probably more beautiful than me.
@oovl3a478
@oovl3a478 2 жыл бұрын
you’re beautiful and I love you.🤍
@Apollo11VTY
@Apollo11VTY 2 жыл бұрын
Everyone is Beautiful and Handsome
@user-kd1us6zy8t
@user-kd1us6zy8t 2 ай бұрын
the compliment of the day never fails to cheer me up!
@user-lc5rz3il4l
@user-lc5rz3il4l 6 ай бұрын
The first time I watched this I turned purple with laughter when the girl took her shirt off to eat noodles 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Itskrewfan
@Itskrewfan 2 жыл бұрын
Her: the shoes are vegan free The vegan teacher watching this: guys did she say vegan I will give a check for that!
@lennychorn147
@lennychorn147 2 жыл бұрын
Except for the fact that milions of animals had to die and be crushed to produce the petroleum that the soles are made from. 🤓 By the way, The Vegan Creature blocked me, for being a smart-ass.
@wafflesyrup58mackenziekibb88
@wafflesyrup58mackenziekibb88 2 жыл бұрын
X for talking about eating eggs. X for not saying whether the pen was vegan or not. X for it saying which sauces she used, and if they’re vegan. Etc. etc. 🤦🏼‍♀️
@sleeper4149
@sleeper4149 2 жыл бұрын
OMG I CAN HER IT IN HER VOICE
@gabriellehenson408
@gabriellehenson408 2 жыл бұрын
Cancer omlit. Sounds nice.
@hanan1397
@hanan1397 2 жыл бұрын
And if she sees the video she will say to the chips one is that vegan chips
@firegary1125
@firegary1125 2 жыл бұрын
“How did they get footage of me last night?” Whilst showing alcohol and sadness Singlehandedly the greatest statement ever
@brxghtmoon414
@brxghtmoon414 23 күн бұрын
“your eyes are beautiful” that one person who doesn’t have eyes:
@Doofy_goofy_rabbit
@Doofy_goofy_rabbit 2 ай бұрын
Kmk, "oh a hot glue gun, who has a hot glue gun? Nobody!" Also me crafting with one whilst watching the vid: 👁👄👁
@leogoodkitty8574
@leogoodkitty8574 2 жыл бұрын
"Your eyes are sparkly." She says as I'm bawling while watching her so I'm less depressed. You make my day ;--; Thank you.
@kallmekris
@kallmekris 2 жыл бұрын
Love you!!
@IamJuba
@IamJuba 2 жыл бұрын
"I'm gonna hire a friend" sounds like a genious idea, who needs to have friends when you can hire them? it is like ordering an uber instead of having a car
@michele5487
@michele5487 2 жыл бұрын
Uber friend 😂😭✨
@melissuhhh1739
@melissuhhh1739 2 жыл бұрын
Or like in Japan. If you don't have a boyfriend you can rent one for the day. 😂
@u.s.z2668
@u.s.z2668 5 ай бұрын
Dude, you are hilarious! Im sooo in love 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Leovlogz
@Leovlogz 2 ай бұрын
The way she said "okay, I'll allow it," was kinda funny.
@dreadwolf98
@dreadwolf98 2 жыл бұрын
Talking about McDonald's: "I'm eating it in the parking lot-" I feel called out, lmao
@jamesbettes9020
@jamesbettes9020 2 жыл бұрын
I wish I could have some McDonald's it's my favorite also don't feel like you got called out I would definitely too but I don't have McDonald's right now sadly
@alyssaashbrook
@alyssaashbrook 2 жыл бұрын
I love how she compliments everyone whos watching, it makes my day
@ljancova4099
@ljancova4099 2 жыл бұрын
Mine too
@mx.lilith666
@mx.lilith666 2 жыл бұрын
Same, the click does that too lmao
@That_therian_girI
@That_therian_girI 4 ай бұрын
The way she says 'cancer omlit my favourite' got me laughing so hard
@user-xc1pu6nu4i
@user-xc1pu6nu4i Ай бұрын
I love how you always complement us before the video
@vulpixreacts8745
@vulpixreacts8745 2 жыл бұрын
10:09 "I'm going to hire a friend"😆🤣
@bananajedi3095
@bananajedi3095 2 жыл бұрын
Kris: "Who cuts their nails with scissors?" My Friend: *Sitting beside me cutting their nails with scissors*
@TamWam_
@TamWam_ 2 жыл бұрын
i tried that and cut my finger lmao, but it wasn't that bad, i was bleeding but i washed it and covered it with tissue bcuz i couldnt find bandaids. eventually i got one tho
@Kluane09
@Kluane09 2 жыл бұрын
Does your friend know nail clippers exist….
@ssuqarcombcss
@ssuqarcombcss 2 жыл бұрын
@@Kluane09 yes that’s what’s I was thinking…
@AllSmiles1202
@AllSmiles1202 Жыл бұрын
lol
@quelquun605
@quelquun605 Жыл бұрын
There are some scissors made for cutting nails, does she uses them ?
@avalon-alora6402
@avalon-alora6402 5 ай бұрын
“Irrelevant. I have no desire to draw circles.” *Two minutes earlier drawing a circle *
@user-zr6xt7xs7c
@user-zr6xt7xs7c 3 ай бұрын
“ oh my God cancer omelettes my favorite “ caught me off guard
@dougy_dawg
@dougy_dawg 2 жыл бұрын
how could anyone hate her? literally a perfect human.
@littlekai6923
@littlekai6923 2 жыл бұрын
not according to that vegan teacher lmao
@essencedreamer
@essencedreamer 2 жыл бұрын
well the vegan teacher is not a perfect human being
@PMIII
@PMIII 2 жыл бұрын
@@littlekai6923 The Vegan teacher is..... something else🙄😒
@littlekai6923
@littlekai6923 2 жыл бұрын
@@PMIII ik, it was a joke
@PMIII
@PMIII 2 жыл бұрын
@@littlekai6923 I get your joke, it's just I'm going along with it☺️
@koryu9924
@koryu9924 2 жыл бұрын
Interestingly, the last few "crafts" where they are repairing things with food, is not too far off from some really good methods of filling voids. baking soda and superglue can form a rock hard glob that can be sanded flush and will last. you can also use sawdust and ash for similar effects with different colors as the result.
@Just1Nora
@Just1Nora 2 жыл бұрын
Just don't use food. That's how you get bugs.
@sesshomaruslover1
@sesshomaruslover1 2 жыл бұрын
using ramen is very stupid though and will never hold
@fuzzyapple
@fuzzyapple 2 жыл бұрын
Those started because someone made a parody-video of one of those refurbishing/fixing videos. The parody used ramen noodles to fix furniture, but it was a joke. 5 minute crafts now presenting it as a real solution while also faking the results is just stupid. But I hope no one takes 5mc serious anyway, most of their "hacks" don't work and some can even cause harm to people or destroy property
@voidseeker4394
@voidseeker4394 2 жыл бұрын
It is what an epoxy resin is made for. Superglue is terrible for filling voids, because it shrinks a lot when solidifying. But yeah, the whole idea of proper filler and proper glue for the material is working. For wood, for example, sawdust and wood glue.
@Just1Nora
@Just1Nora 2 жыл бұрын
@@voidseeker4394 Agreed. CA (super) glue is also brittle and doesn't age well. If you want to bond something instantly but don't care if the bond lasts, ca might be the right glue. Otherwise go for a 2-pt epoxy, or one of a dozen other adhesive solutions.
@chloemeyer3262
@chloemeyer3262 Ай бұрын
Glad we disassociated at the same exact time so I didn’t have to rewind thanks kmk 😹😹😹
@Warriorcatxrus
@Warriorcatxrus 3 ай бұрын
Nexts thing you know it 5 minutes craft is going to somehow solve world hunger😂
@lillyhodge8784
@lillyhodge8784 Жыл бұрын
Kris: Sorry, no, I have no desire to draw circles Also Kris five seconds earlier: I wAnNa DrAw CiRcLeS nOw!
@LocalSimp2744
@LocalSimp2744 Жыл бұрын
🤣
@Lolalalaland
@Lolalalaland Жыл бұрын
lol
@empandora123
@empandora123 Жыл бұрын
@Alisia DjWolf 🐺🐺 time??
@matthewdaunt8402
@matthewdaunt8402 Жыл бұрын
Nobody ever: This comment:(funny) Me:*dying* XD 😂
@TV-ly3dp
@TV-ly3dp Жыл бұрын
@@empandora123 6:27 and 7:05
@fluffylionessessisternewac5566
@fluffylionessessisternewac5566 2 жыл бұрын
Kris being like “*Le GaSpE* cAnCeR oMlEt MaH fAvOrItE” that part made me un able to stop laughing
@cutiemochiuwu2905
@cutiemochiuwu2905 2 жыл бұрын
KRIST OS THE WORST KZfaqR AND TIKTOKER EVER WATCHED
@Lin-xin_gacha589
@Lin-xin_gacha589 2 жыл бұрын
Amen
@cutiemochiuwu2905
@cutiemochiuwu2905 2 жыл бұрын
@@michelle-vq4wr uwu
@Angel30618
@Angel30618 2 жыл бұрын
@@cutiemochiuwu2905 you say a KZfaq and TikToker is dumb when you can’t even spell right
@Angel30618
@Angel30618 2 жыл бұрын
@Kate Parker me or somebody else?
@ChristinaHeadley-sk2ig
@ChristinaHeadley-sk2ig 2 ай бұрын
WE APPRECIATE YOU, KRIS!!!
@Theoryinasethoyghts
@Theoryinasethoyghts Ай бұрын
I'm depressed but Kris helps
@Layla-bn8mi
@Layla-bn8mi 2 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who thinks her eyeliner is ON POINT?! You are literally one of my favorite youtubers/Tiktokers. I love how she also compliments us very often in her video
@diamondanddj2311
@diamondanddj2311 2 жыл бұрын
Same but I didn't comment
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