Same here lol

I lived in SHANGHAI. CHOP STICKS AND WHATNOT! HA!!!

I say it weekly...here in Beijing.

@@saturn9records It's Shang-haaaaaiiii.

@@jamesr141 😂😂😂

In your american nation honey only the stereotypes that your media consider offensive are seen as harmful. This is why I find it very hard to stand you americans. Trust me I'm trying to like you.

While we're at t please keep your nation far away from ukraine. You've seen help from usa when it comes to war too many times throughout history. We know.

@@fyfyi6053 bro... Your country... Who the fuck you think your talking to you think he's gonna call up Joe Biden and be like yo get tf out, aquire a brain please And thank you

@@fyfyi6053 maybe start a Twitter or something your comment was relevant for two seconds then you went off on your random political nonsense...no...body..asked...so...keep...your...mouth...closed

@@fyfyi6053 Scores of MILLIONS in the US are red-pilled now. There are sheep all over the world.

I agree the guy's pretty funny. But does he have the natural wit of conan? The acting that chris tucker puts in a stand up? Another thing that bothers me about ck is that he always has to tell us some of his opinions about life or politics. Some of them are radical, they're wrong and... can I use the word "american"?

Yea cuz conan and tucker never talk about their opinions or come off as over the top. That's definitely not something every comedian does. It's ok if you don't like Louie's style or approach, but I don't think the criticism is really valid. Cheers

I think Louie and Chappelle are tied for second place with Carlin the all time champion.

After George Carlin. He was the trailblazer. In fact Louis himself said that he had no career until he decided to be like George

Genius, original and the definition of an artist.🐐.

Ya reminds me of his bat man joke 😆

@@ecko3003 haha he kept going and going

You reading all this comments on KZfaq about Louie has confirmed to me that dictionaries back in every home. Cuz I don’t think you know what the word Genius is?

@Pierce Van Dommelen and thank you for being a “genius “

No one denies 9/11. A group of people were not satisfied with the official reports on what happened and asked for another investigation and we're called "conspiracy theorists" which is just the CIA term for "critical thinkers." 9/11 was a set up, look into it instead of being a foolish sheep that believes everything you're told. Start with building 7, and then look at the Pentagon. You barely even have to look at the twin towers to be able to tell that a couple of aluminum planes could not make two huge steel sky scrapers fall from the bottom.

dont flatter yourself, you werent really, really good. not even close.

I'm sorry you felt you had to write this :-/

@@Chocolatnave123 damn cheer up pal

@@Chocolatnave123 Anime pfp detected, opinion invalid.

I still remember my best teachers and they're somewhat to thank for my success. I never think about the CEO of Walmart or whatever. But yeah you're not going to get a fat bonus like other professions etc

Like, _LITERALLY!_

would be great if he was funny....but maybe he is, if you are 15 years old

This is the comedy equivalent of that scene in Amadeus when Mozart writes an aria based on his mother in law yelling at him.

@@sea2959 I can tell by your comment I just wouldnt get along with you mate

He does he does But why does he have to "racialize" an accent like an American Moe Ron

I made the mistake of watching that part while driving. I swear I almost crashed. I swear

Idk why but as a mexican is even more hilarious, it's just too good

It's cuz you're racist

BECAUSE IT'S ABSURD & FREAKING HYSTERICAL! 😂😂😂😂 THE G.O.A.T 🐐l

@@GBullockNC seriously? You watch videos while driving?

@Proper And yet they haven’t... Grow up

@Proper naaah

@Proper damn and yet you and no one else did, crazy

@Proper It is not the idea but how it is executed.

It's a parody on Terence Howard

Agreed

i also rewatch it haha

Metoo

New special is out!

@@kathleenosborne6931 44÷

Interesting take!

​@@luciferianjesuslover9453 One thing about Louie is you can tell he has his pacing and timing down to the second. He wears watches on stage and you'll notice sometimes he checks it. He starts the count as soon as he gets onstage. Just awesome.

@@jonnybriones3340 Wow! Thanks for sharing that very interesting fact.

Yes! I don’t know how he does it. The often awkward starts to his sentences…flubbing some words then restarting. I don’t know how he does it. Is it calculated or is it natural? I feel it’s calculated bc I try to imagine his bits without it and they don’t hit the same. I’ve never seen any comedian present their material that way.

Haha, every line is so great.

😏

Lol

He really does look like Cramer in this haha

What?! Kramer from fuckin Seinfeld? Yeah.. NOPE

You should watch Kramer at the Laugh Factory telling the crowd to shut up and what used to happen 50 years ago.

Hahah

That's the point

Are you knew to what comedians do? Cuz he didn’t invent this.

@@salvagemonster3612 are you “knew” to the english language?

A bit like accidently puking in on a giraffe....

Let’s join the movement to make it oneteen. Once we get that done, we need to start talking about that twelve bullshit

GIVE US BACK ONE TEEN 😂😂

Not gonna lie before I saw this joke I always thought it was werid like where there hell did Eleven come from? The other numbers make sense but 11 and 12 make no sense grammatically speaking it literally sounds like elven and two elve lmao. Maybe it's some werid wiccian shit like the English language has

Also, WTF is up with 110...? If there's an eleven hundred, WHY ISN'T THERE AN ELEVENTEEN?!?

Me and my brother want to join, will we then be the oneteen twelve deniers?

WHERE THE FUCK IS TWELVETEEN

@@MedalionDS9 no no it's TWOTEEN...and yeese WHERE IS OUR MF TWOTEEN

@@RANDOMZ300 Are you sure? Because then we're going to need threeteen and fiveteen.

Twoteen comes after oneteen.

@@JohnMoseley Still better than 99 in French: "quatre-vingt-dix-neuf" - four-times-twenty-and-ten-and-nine. Yes, for realsies.

Telling too.

There was no Chinese accent, it went over your head

Boy, you been smoking some shit. Chinese accent?

@Sam Who he literally did an Asian accent midway through the joke

@@alexconor7067 no he said it was an Asian accent as a joke cause it obviously wasn’t asian

@@alexconor7067 No he didn't. It was an "hood" accent but he said he was Asian, implying it was a hood Asian guy. The accent itself was just a generic "hood" accent and the Asian part was just to add a surprise in there. Seems some people aren't getting the nuances of his jokes. Lol

But... What happened to one-teen ?

Hahaha

The palest Mexican!

@RockMeAmadeus as a mexican myself, I truly love his mexican accent, being totally honest. Actually any voice he makes just makes me crack.

Nobody was. Who asked you?

As a native Spanish speaker, his accent is perfect. Especially the soft Rs and the way he pronounced "slip"

@RockMeAmadeus As someone else said, If you are born in Mexico, you are Mexican. He was, so he is. The only way you could interpret him being "let in to your country" would be if you were referring to him being born. Also Judaism is a matrilineal faith. Meaning the status of being considered Jewish is determined by the status of the mother. So if his Jewish heritage was on his fathers side and his mother is Irish (and most likely a Roman Catholic), he is not Jewish. I appreciate the anti-Semitic rant though. Makes it far easier to identify the idiots.

Ditto

Jealous

You weren’t spattered with his sputum.

He even says the n word on stage and gets away with it.

Who is he supposed to be?

Top 3 are Bill Bur, Louis, and Chris Rock imo

@@carlvargas7911 bill, Louis and George (rip)

@@BastianUllr how is George even a comedian compared to Louis and Bill? His whiny and angry political rants are smartish but far from funny.

Chappelle?

@@yattaguru Look he's really really good! But I prefer Louis. Chapelle and Burr are right up there. Chapelle makes me laugh and think. Bill makes me laugh. Louis has me rolling!

No clickbait recipes Ever try Anthony Jeselnik? Definitely different style, but I put him on the same level as Louis, and Chappelle

@@nickrizzo4635 Jeselnik is the embodiment of dark humor! He's like our version of a darker Jimmy Carr. When I'm in a certain mood, Jeselnik is a comic that I listen to, he's very good. But Louis is all day everyday for me. If you are into Jeselnik check out Jimmy Carr. Bdw his name was cannon Hinnant. Media bias is deplorable.

I don’t think jeselnik comes close to louis ck and George carlin, their style and timing is both spot on and natural, and jeselnik feels theatric

Wake up sheeple. Eleven is bullshit.😁😁😁

Sameee hahah

Don’t forget twoteen

@@EBjeebies1081 Yes, oneteen implies twoteen.

I mean I mean.

Sarcasm: It makes so much sense to start with “I ‘mean”. You’re clearly clarifying or adding to something you just said, so it was totally warranted.

If Frank Zappa never did drugs then you can make up anything while sober

@@biggusdickus1689Just imagine how good Frank could have been if he had done drugs.

@@vickielawson3114 Honestly his stuff probably wouldn't have been as interesting since he would have been on a similar brainwave as everyone else at the time who WERE using drugs. His personality wasn't ever diluted you know what I mean?

yeah okay Andrew

Andrew? 🤢

You had me until Andrew Schultz. His name should be nowhere near Chappelle's. Dude is a tool and thinks he's far more important than he really is.

@@DeadStarShine yeah I dont get Andrew in that list. Funny, sure...but doesnt belong in that list

Burr is the biggest grifter on earth.

Look, Jason, I'm sorry, but we drew lots and you have to leave. It's really undermining our message when we have this confusing odd number of people that isn't 10 or 12 but WE HAVE NO CLUE WHAT IT IS! It's just complicating an already complex issue, and you'll just have to support us from home. If your wife wants to stay then we can be the 10/11 Deniers, but I understand if she also wants to leave. 9/11 sounds a bit more catchy, but I can't figure out why. I'm sorry, your comment just made me think way too hard about it and got me laughing haha

They just need to convince 2 more people and they will be the oneteen eleven deniers

Aren't you in luck

Sorry