fuck..

hahahaha

Ahh, yes. The eccentric comedian

That wasn’t like a publicity photo or anything. He was literally getting undressed to plow your old lady.

He just got done fucking all of our mothers

rockforlight BuaHahahahahaha your comment popped up right when he said that.

NoJaYorK that’s the best I heard in awhile

please share

Bob please

His dads advice wasn’t necessarily bad, but for a first kiss with a baboon brained son it’s definitely risky. It’s all about the vibe. I kissed a girl once after saying “I think there’s something on your lip”, leaning in to see and gauging her vibes I knew she knew what I was doing and we were on the same page.

i don't think louie would agree with you.

Out of all the Louie stories that I've heard about him jerking off in front of women not once have I heard that the woman asked him to not jerk off in front of her

@@optimusprimerib602 Not true. One of the women declined his offer. So, Louie didn't do it -- and that was the end of the story. I'll hold you if you need to cry.

@@SparksDrinker you ever heard his apology? He went “even when she say yes, you’re not supposed to do it” which is… fair I suppose… nobody know what happened in that room except for louie and those dirty whores so… I don’t really know how to feel about this

My freshman year in high school I was in the school’s library doing some work at this table and sitting across from me is this cute Asian girl. After catching some quick glances from her she gets up and leaves and when she does she leaves a pink sticky note behind that says “hi:)❤” So I write a note that says “hey :)” with my phone number on it. When I go back the next day and find her sitting there again I give her the note and she says “what’s this?” And that she didn’t leave that for me and to get lost. If there was a bridge there that day I would’ve jumped from sheer embarrassment 😂

@@wunkid47 I was at a concert as a freshman in high school with this girl I liked and I never knew how to make a good move being the scared little boy that I was and so we were standing next to each other vibin at the amphitheater and I turned to her and said, Do you want to hook up? and she looked at me dead in the eyes and said, No, and then just went back to dancing as if I hadn't just embarrassed myself. "Do you want to hook up" What would have been better is saying do you want to hook up this noose for me?

I fucked your mom.

his favorite band was KISS, that was supposed to be the clue that he wanted to kiss her

Cannibal Corpse

Louie did nothing wrong

Those cringeworthy magazine candid photos

Look at me! I'm commenting in all CAPS and pointing out the obvious! Please think I'm witty!

Randy Kirk Joe cumia is that you?

You are the hole of this comment section.

You’re leaking the funny out of this

Well maybe if he went on to be like a stud later in life. But that sad thing is this story set the trend for the rest of his life XD

You're the hole of this comment section