Showcases a perfect example of the dumb callers that call in on Loveline. There's a classic, hilarious drop at the end.
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@AlecKronicle14 жыл бұрын
god listening to this show practically makes me cry... used to stay up and listen to it every night in my bed, unknown to my parents, at age 10-12... now I'm 17 and I wish for times like that to come back to me. guess this is what growing up feels like
@musstta012 жыл бұрын
@Chris Holy fucking shit just now was I thinking "bro you're only 17, it hasn't even been that long" until I read your comment
@spencersharp Жыл бұрын
lmao this mouth breather was being nostalgic about a show that had been off the air for only 4 years lmao its been 22 years now and his comment is how i feel
@ImGoingSupersonic Жыл бұрын
Now you're about 30. Gee wiz time flies.
@boatsplanestrainsNEC13 жыл бұрын
"She's laughing because she's stupid and she's stalling for TIME!" Hahahaha!!
@MichaelFoisset10 жыл бұрын
"How tall are you? I'm 5'12". Almost 6" lol
@portaadonai8 жыл бұрын
+Michael Foisset I think you mean 6'. 6" is 6 inches. Ironically people in construction might be lol at you. No offense
@MegaCocacolafan8 жыл бұрын
+Jeff Cram The 5' 12" is another loveline classic call. Search for it on youtube it's fantastic.
@ink535312 жыл бұрын
working in a technical field, i have to agree. 70 cents is an outrage
@SpookeyClown8 жыл бұрын
"THE FLOOR IS WHERE YOUR FEET GO!!!!"
@IBBangin1912 жыл бұрын
"I will see you in estimation hell." That line just absolutely cracked me up.
@TheBrownNote200716 жыл бұрын
Adam Carolla will never be defeated. He was the best host ever. It was at it's finest when it was Riki Racthman, Adam, and Drew. Classic stuff.
@alexathehuman16 жыл бұрын
I loved listening to Loveline. It made me feel so much better about myself.
@teamconspiracy2 жыл бұрын
Still does right?
@kevinISaSEXYbeast113 жыл бұрын
i listen to this every night when i go to bed lol
@GoblinXXX15 жыл бұрын
"Listen Stonehenge..." I love that.
@ricker76er6 ай бұрын
Greatest insult ever.
@NYStateOfMind98611 жыл бұрын
perfectly normal, perfectly healthy...
@prod1gy300015 жыл бұрын
I used to listen to this show from about 2000-2002 religiously every night. And I gotta tell you, I learned more about the stupidity of the youth than I did anything else. I was speechless on at least one occasion every night on account of a callers stupidity. I think that and Adam Corolla's wit were a tie for entertainment value and why I listened EVERY FUCK night.
@nickdipaolofan59485 жыл бұрын
Similar shit has happened to me so many times when asking basic information from women. It is so infuriating, you are convinced that they are pretending to be that dense
@YoungNino20177 ай бұрын
I dated a girl who had a degree in anthropology from UCLA, she couldn't define what anthropology is. And, much like this caller, she didn't simply not know, her response to "what is anthropology," consisted of her realizing I knew she didn't know what the word was defined as and sent her into a long winded equivocation about how it could means different things to different people and blah blah blah. Really the bitch just like international travel so she picked a major that would allow her to do that.
@ChEeZeBaLL99914 жыл бұрын
listen stonehenge
@ricker76er6 ай бұрын
Greatest insult ever!
@jennapsyed12 жыл бұрын
Sounds like Seth Green.
@mbizzlehere97997 жыл бұрын
"Is Phyllis Diller on the other line?" I lost it 😂😂
@jasonw1319 жыл бұрын
She couldn't have been sober. Remember the D.U.I.'s she mentioned? She probably got wasted before calling in.
@AMVmakerAyu14 жыл бұрын
"Oh, that's right, you can't talk to women about measurement."
@correip13 жыл бұрын
since she had so many DUIs, adam should have asked her how tall a beer bottle is
@GrimFox14 жыл бұрын
When Adam just jumps into his rage-voice, I can't help but laugh my fucking ass off.
@moparmonster196516 жыл бұрын
They say if you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit. I'm an expert in the latter.
@davisgrendel94483 жыл бұрын
Adam is 100% correct
@joeriginal14 жыл бұрын
I started listening in '92 but I haven't listened in a while, I remember back then Ricky Rackman was co-host and in '94 Adam came in the picture and it was all 3 for a few weeks and then Ricky left to get his own radio show and I was bummed out that he left but then I noticed Adam was funnier so it all worked out. 10 years after Adam left and I only listen now and then.
@cooljules0513 жыл бұрын
"just because i enjoy pain" ohhh adam
@OurFantasyLife15 жыл бұрын
"Let's go back to the 60's when we started this call" LOL
@dgr89cof13 жыл бұрын
GOD!!!!!! i miss adam on love line but still i listen to them every EVERY night cuz i work night shift. They kickass till this day, but nobody NOBODY CAN REPLACE ADAM C.
@blackbart123411 жыл бұрын
if i was 6 ft tall i would tell people 5'12" just because most people would be utterly confused and the response would be hilarious.
@elementz198614 жыл бұрын
God I miss the Drew/Carolla days of Loveline....this was my sexual education growing up :)
@Sublime_372 жыл бұрын
I completely forgot about Loveline, I used to listen to them every week, this was the greatest podcast lol.
@sidenicgga380011 жыл бұрын
This lady is pissing me off much more than she should...
@thedemonnemo12 жыл бұрын
From the 2006 IRC: - R311.4.2 Door type and size. The required exit door shall be a side-hinged door not less than 3' in width and 6'8" in height. Other doors shall not be required to comply with these minimum dimensions. - 5. Door openings within a dwelling unit or sleeping unit shall not be less than 78" in height. - 6. Exterior door openings in dwelling units and sleeping units, other than the required exit door, shall not be less than 76" in height.
@haveatomato16 жыл бұрын
omg i was in tears listening to this. and that drop was aweomse "5'12....almost 6" LOL
@andybyrd41072 жыл бұрын
Love the revelation that the whole time she thought that the door was a metaphor for something, presumably her vagina. Another problem with the way women think is that they are incapable of taking anything literally. Everything has a subtext or is a metaphor for something else.
@Neurotranz14 жыл бұрын
"Are you considered retarded? Because I'm gonna start being nice and feeling sorry for you in a second." OMG I can't wait to say that to someone! :)
@TheBrownNote200715 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha... "I will see you in Estimation Hell.." Adam is the man...
@DarthMink15 жыл бұрын
I can't believe she doesn't understand the question.
@doyley199916 жыл бұрын
Adam was awesome. And it's true - the vast majority of women I've worked with have sucked at making spacial rationalizations.
@NiceBoysWin15 жыл бұрын
now that carolla is free from free fm, i'm crossing for adam's loveline comeback.
@Jonesin447 жыл бұрын
definitely not a jew.
@ubwcolt12 жыл бұрын
The problem is Adam made a joke in the beginning about her clitoris, and she didn't realize he was just joking, so when he followed up with a question about "her doorway" she thought that was a euphemism for some part of her sexual anatomy.
@Virjunior017 жыл бұрын
Jason Crispell that's why she's a fucking idiot.
@DrMackSplackem2 жыл бұрын
@@Virjunior01 The answer to everything is to apply a little coke to the tip and carry on.
@nozerty16 жыл бұрын
lmao! "five foot 12 almost 6" and at first i thought "doorway was a metaphor too but after the second time i frikin got the hint
@EddieMush10 жыл бұрын
t-t-t-t-today junior!
@leilalover14 жыл бұрын
I remember listening to this live years ago. Weird, lol.
@neilchair14 жыл бұрын
This the greatest clip I've listened to today and I've listened to a LOT. I am seriously having to turn it off so I can finish the last 10 minutes of my cubicled day without keeling over with laughter.
@Vicvines15 жыл бұрын
the floor is where your feet go!
@galleryofrogues Жыл бұрын
I like when Adam loses it and calls the first caller a witch, hahahaha
@Shiggen16 жыл бұрын
$0.70 is truly an outrage especially for this girl. I've listened to this episode and this bit about 20 times over the past year or so and i always verbally say "oh wow" at 5:17. it makes no sense
@anwarabdullah67233 жыл бұрын
If u said this today there would be outrage
@JK-cz6bu3 жыл бұрын
3:14 is why we love Adam 😂😂😂😂
@raw_si_siht13 жыл бұрын
"I talk to a Chia Pet I get more answers". lmao
@MaryTheresa198615 жыл бұрын
This girl sounds like the woman who called in to thank Stryker for sharing the cork screw method.
@captainpegs0713 жыл бұрын
1. woman 2. canadian I was actually IMPRESSED with her brains.
@UnGato715 жыл бұрын
He's hilarious, but I'm always a little concerned that he's serious about everything.
@jsn198115 жыл бұрын
it was the january fifth, 2005 episode where linkin park was on. the charity was tsunami relief. i've been listening to old episodes and just happened to be in that time frame so i've been hearing the followups as well. haven't gotten to the astrophysicist yet though.
@ponder200615 жыл бұрын
Adam is A GENIUS
@vaderisasoxfan12 жыл бұрын
T-T-TODAY JOONYUH
@jdub87212 жыл бұрын
Crazy how times have changed in just 13 years.
@rhythmtone7 ай бұрын
"The floor is where your feet go, right?!" 😂
@corp0ral14 жыл бұрын
"I talk to a Chia Pet, I'd get more answers"
@dustinf1112 жыл бұрын
Anyone who didn't know what he was talking about was either not paying attention or as clueless as she was. Plain and simple.
@Brade14 жыл бұрын
I guessed 8 feet on the door, but I'm a short man at 5'6 so in my mind doorways seem way higher :X
@ArtemisCelestia12 жыл бұрын
At first I was offended, but then I laughed until I cried.
@that1electrician13 жыл бұрын
IM OUTRAGED ITS OVER 40 CENTS TO MY DOLLAR. I REALLY AM.
@GrassValleyGreg13 жыл бұрын
Adam and Drew were awesome. I still like Loveline but I do miss the old days
@YoungNino20172 жыл бұрын
this is so amazing and needs to come back... this is how stupid women were 15+ years ago... imagine NOW!
@jtrigoboff16 жыл бұрын
9-01-2003 with Seth Green. Classic episode
@Louisvilleslugger1110 жыл бұрын
Classic radio haha
@miamikid08sdad15 жыл бұрын
Yesterday they chatted with a guy who claimed that he "blasted" six to eight times a day. The guys were wondering what came out the eighth time, whether it was powder, a ghost or one's soul.
@dubzt3hdon13 жыл бұрын
I'm like 5' 12" almost 6' HAHAHA
@motorchad14 жыл бұрын
best phone call ever. period.
@tomasjose41515 жыл бұрын
David Alan Grier:I will be on Loveline tonight with Adam Carolla. Listen up !!
@Leethellama14 жыл бұрын
"and tell your husband he did a good job writing that down on a piece of scratch paper."
@seeman2010vg13 жыл бұрын
"Listen, Stonehenge."
@caj11192 жыл бұрын
"Ditzy" doesn't even touch the tip of this iceberg. More like a drunk that didn't consume any alcohol if such a thing is possible.
@JJtoob10 жыл бұрын
LMAO Here's the original: Loveline - 5'12"... almost 6 feet.
@thedenimeffect13 жыл бұрын
i miss this show, DAMN YOU D/FW!
@2000LightYearsAway13 жыл бұрын
"Listen, you wench..." God I love the Ace Man
@arandajose2015 жыл бұрын
this show is still on 10 pm 2 12pm Chicago time.
@eLkO18716 жыл бұрын
LOL nobody rips into another as hard as Adam does.
@tesoritopr16 жыл бұрын
i think communication was the real issue here. she obviously thought he was talking about something else
@doblefrijol465815 жыл бұрын
I heard that he volunteered to leave in order for the station to cut costs...Something about they didn't have enough money to pay the salaries of both Stryker and Dr. Drew. "On April 22, 2009, Stryker announced that due to financial cutbacks at Westwood One, he would be leaving the show. Dr. Drew will continue to host the show with a rotating cast of co-hosts and guests."
@calvinlotz14 жыл бұрын
I think at the time, when I would stay up and listen to this with headphones, I didn't realize how young both of them actually were (I'm that age now).
@ragingsquism15 жыл бұрын
love line is the best!
@animeadictgirl13 жыл бұрын
@samonzo1221 same. parts of middle and high school i couldn't sleep without listening to loveline. i'm just staring to listen to it again.
@skylinegt31115 жыл бұрын
his last show was april 17....and u can thank anderson for adam not makin an appereance on last nights show. Tom Green didnt show up and Dr. Drew said "call Carolla get him in here or call andy dick" Anderson "i call andy dick"
@tobomy14 жыл бұрын
what kind of bike do you drive?
@keeleye72252 ай бұрын
TIL the floor is where your feet go 🤣
@summercures213 жыл бұрын
@gd129: I kind of get what you're saying. It could in fact be the reason why she was confused by the question. Possibly. Good insight :)
@krohn2313 жыл бұрын
@hetnerd yes go to there site and find out what station is near you new episode Sunday - thursday
@Abgef15 жыл бұрын
It's like debating with a religious person. -aliasbrush
@ImSoAwesomePossum13 жыл бұрын
Seth Green's voice is so soothing... *swoons*.
@TheHakku16 жыл бұрын
5'12", almost 6' ahahahaha.
@shootme24315 жыл бұрын
lmfao the end is classic
@jesterofdimensionz13 жыл бұрын
I miss Adam on love line
@guyNbluejeans14 жыл бұрын
I like Adam, he's a real talent. I was turned off by Dr. Drew around 4-years ago because once a young lady called the show and was clearly depressed and thinking about throwing in the towel. Drew was cold and harsh towards her and said some crap about how she was just trying to get attention, and so he hung up on her and the show went on. After that I never much liked the guy.
@NMC2188716 жыл бұрын
I remember that episode! That guy was so stoned!
@skylinegt31115 жыл бұрын
maybe loveline will get to be good again now that stryker is gone
@Punkette15161711 жыл бұрын
YES! That is exactly what i am saying. It happens all the time and then women who find out about it are in danger of being fired for bringing it up to their bosses.
@Virjunior017 жыл бұрын
Deanna Marie horse shit
@Derek_Keenan5 жыл бұрын
Nonexistent
@colonelangus722410 жыл бұрын
seth green on loveline?? FULL EP PLZ!
@spornineteenninetynine47189 жыл бұрын
lovelinetapes.com
@christianterrill35036 жыл бұрын
They are also on KZfaq if you want to watch full episode search love line Seth green the guy named poplar1 unloads all the episodes
@Mkrmnxn7 жыл бұрын
God I have these conversations all the time with my girlfriend