Loveline Dumbest Caller

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Loveline Dumbest Caller

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Күн бұрын

Showcases a perfect example of the dumb callers that call in on Loveline. There's a classic, hilarious drop at the end.

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@AlecKronicle 14 жыл бұрын

god listening to this show practically makes me cry... used to stay up and listen to it every night in my bed, unknown to my parents, at age 10-12... now I'm 17 and I wish for times like that to come back to me. guess this is what growing up feels like

@musstta01 2 жыл бұрын

@Chris Holy fucking shit just now was I thinking "bro you're only 17, it hasn't even been that long" until I read your comment

@spencersharp Жыл бұрын

lmao this mouth breather was being nostalgic about a show that had been off the air for only 4 years lmao its been 22 years now and his comment is how i feel

@ImGoingSupersonic Жыл бұрын

Now you're about 30. Gee wiz time flies.

@boatsplanestrainsNEC 13 жыл бұрын

"She's laughing because she's stupid and she's stalling for TIME!" Hahahaha!!

@MichaelFoisset 10 жыл бұрын

"How tall are you? I'm 5'12". Almost 6" lol

@portaadonai 8 жыл бұрын

+Michael Foisset I think you mean 6'. 6" is 6 inches. Ironically people in construction might be lol at you. No offense

@MegaCocacolafan 8 жыл бұрын

+Jeff Cram The 5' 12" is another loveline classic call. Search for it on youtube it's fantastic.

@ink5353 12 жыл бұрын

working in a technical field, i have to agree. 70 cents is an outrage

@SpookeyClown 8 жыл бұрын

"THE FLOOR IS WHERE YOUR FEET GO!!!!"

@IBBangin19 12 жыл бұрын

"I will see you in estimation hell." That line just absolutely cracked me up.

@TheBrownNote2007 16 жыл бұрын

Adam Carolla will never be defeated. He was the best host ever. It was at it's finest when it was Riki Racthman, Adam, and Drew. Classic stuff.

@alexathehuman 16 жыл бұрын

I loved listening to Loveline. It made me feel so much better about myself.

@teamconspiracy 2 жыл бұрын

Still does right?

@kevinISaSEXYbeast1 13 жыл бұрын

i listen to this every night when i go to bed lol

@GoblinXXX 15 жыл бұрын

"Listen Stonehenge..." I love that.

@ricker76er 6 ай бұрын

Greatest insult ever.

@NYStateOfMind986 11 жыл бұрын

perfectly normal, perfectly healthy...

@prod1gy3000 15 жыл бұрын

I used to listen to this show from about 2000-2002 religiously every night. And I gotta tell you, I learned more about the stupidity of the youth than I did anything else. I was speechless on at least one occasion every night on account of a callers stupidity. I think that and Adam Corolla's wit were a tie for entertainment value and why I listened EVERY FUCK night.

@nickdipaolofan5948 5 жыл бұрын

Similar shit has happened to me so many times when asking basic information from women. It is so infuriating, you are convinced that they are pretending to be that dense

@YoungNino2017 7 ай бұрын

I dated a girl who had a degree in anthropology from UCLA, she couldn't define what anthropology is. And, much like this caller, she didn't simply not know, her response to "what is anthropology," consisted of her realizing I knew she didn't know what the word was defined as and sent her into a long winded equivocation about how it could means different things to different people and blah blah blah. Really the bitch just like international travel so she picked a major that would allow her to do that.

@ChEeZeBaLL999 14 жыл бұрын

listen stonehenge

@ricker76er 6 ай бұрын

Greatest insult ever!

@jennapsyed 12 жыл бұрын

Sounds like Seth Green.

@mbizzlehere9799 7 жыл бұрын

"Is Phyllis Diller on the other line?" I lost it 😂😂

@jasonw131 9 жыл бұрын

She couldn't have been sober. Remember the D.U.I.'s she mentioned? She probably got wasted before calling in.

@AMVmakerAyu 14 жыл бұрын

"Oh, that's right, you can't talk to women about measurement."

@correip 13 жыл бұрын

since she had so many DUIs, adam should have asked her how tall a beer bottle is

@GrimFox 14 жыл бұрын

When Adam just jumps into his rage-voice, I can't help but laugh my fucking ass off.

@moparmonster1965 16 жыл бұрын

They say if you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit. I'm an expert in the latter.

@davisgrendel9448 3 жыл бұрын

Adam is 100% correct

@joeriginal 14 жыл бұрын

I started listening in '92 but I haven't listened in a while, I remember back then Ricky Rackman was co-host and in '94 Adam came in the picture and it was all 3 for a few weeks and then Ricky left to get his own radio show and I was bummed out that he left but then I noticed Adam was funnier so it all worked out. 10 years after Adam left and I only listen now and then.

@cooljules05 13 жыл бұрын

"just because i enjoy pain" ohhh adam

@OurFantasyLife 15 жыл бұрын

"Let's go back to the 60's when we started this call" LOL

@dgr89cof 13 жыл бұрын

GOD!!!!!! i miss adam on love line but still i listen to them every EVERY night cuz i work night shift. They kickass till this day, but nobody NOBODY CAN REPLACE ADAM C.

@blackbart1234 11 жыл бұрын

if i was 6 ft tall i would tell people 5'12" just because most people would be utterly confused and the response would be hilarious.

@elementz1986 14 жыл бұрын

God I miss the Drew/Carolla days of Loveline....this was my sexual education growing up :)

@Sublime_37 2 жыл бұрын

I completely forgot about Loveline, I used to listen to them every week, this was the greatest podcast lol.

@sidenicgga3800 11 жыл бұрын

This lady is pissing me off much more than she should...

@thedemonnemo 12 жыл бұрын

From the 2006 IRC: - R311.4.2 Door type and size. The required exit door shall be a side-hinged door not less than 3' in width and 6'8" in height. Other doors shall not be required to comply with these minimum dimensions. - 5. Door openings within a dwelling unit or sleeping unit shall not be less than 78" in height. - 6. Exterior door openings in dwelling units and sleeping units, other than the required exit door, shall not be less than 76" in height.

@haveatomato 16 жыл бұрын

omg i was in tears listening to this. and that drop was aweomse "5'12....almost 6" LOL

@andybyrd4107 2 жыл бұрын

Love the revelation that the whole time she thought that the door was a metaphor for something, presumably her vagina. Another problem with the way women think is that they are incapable of taking anything literally. Everything has a subtext or is a metaphor for something else.

@Neurotranz 14 жыл бұрын

"Are you considered retarded? Because I'm gonna start being nice and feeling sorry for you in a second." OMG I can't wait to say that to someone! :)

@TheBrownNote2007 15 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha... "I will see you in Estimation Hell.." Adam is the man...

@DarthMink 15 жыл бұрын

I can't believe she doesn't understand the question.

@doyley1999 16 жыл бұрын

Adam was awesome. And it's true - the vast majority of women I've worked with have sucked at making spacial rationalizations.

@NiceBoysWin 15 жыл бұрын

now that carolla is free from free fm, i'm crossing for adam's loveline comeback.

@Jonesin44 7 жыл бұрын

definitely not a jew.

@ubwcolt 12 жыл бұрын

The problem is Adam made a joke in the beginning about her clitoris, and she didn't realize he was just joking, so when he followed up with a question about "her doorway" she thought that was a euphemism for some part of her sexual anatomy.

@Virjunior01 7 жыл бұрын

Jason Crispell that's why she's a fucking idiot.

@DrMackSplackem 2 жыл бұрын

@@Virjunior01 The answer to everything is to apply a little coke to the tip and carry on.

@nozerty 16 жыл бұрын

lmao! "five foot 12 almost 6" and at first i thought "doorway was a metaphor too but after the second time i frikin got the hint

@EddieMush 10 жыл бұрын

t-t-t-t-today junior!

@leilalover 14 жыл бұрын

I remember listening to this live years ago. Weird, lol.

@neilchair 14 жыл бұрын

This the greatest clip I've listened to today and I've listened to a LOT. I am seriously having to turn it off so I can finish the last 10 minutes of my cubicled day without keeling over with laughter.

@Vicvines 15 жыл бұрын

the floor is where your feet go!

@galleryofrogues Жыл бұрын

I like when Adam loses it and calls the first caller a witch, hahahaha

@Shiggen 16 жыл бұрын

$0.70 is truly an outrage especially for this girl. I've listened to this episode and this bit about 20 times over the past year or so and i always verbally say "oh wow" at 5:17. it makes no sense

@anwarabdullah6723 3 жыл бұрын

If u said this today there would be outrage

@JK-cz6bu 3 жыл бұрын

3:14 is why we love Adam 😂😂😂😂

@raw_si_siht 13 жыл бұрын

"I talk to a Chia Pet I get more answers". lmao

@MaryTheresa1986 15 жыл бұрын

This girl sounds like the woman who called in to thank Stryker for sharing the cork screw method.

@captainpegs07 13 жыл бұрын

1. woman 2. canadian I was actually IMPRESSED with her brains.

@UnGato7 15 жыл бұрын

He's hilarious, but I'm always a little concerned that he's serious about everything.

@jsn1981 15 жыл бұрын

it was the january fifth, 2005 episode where linkin park was on. the charity was tsunami relief. i've been listening to old episodes and just happened to be in that time frame so i've been hearing the followups as well. haven't gotten to the astrophysicist yet though.

@ponder2006 15 жыл бұрын

Adam is A GENIUS

@vaderisasoxfan 12 жыл бұрын

T-T-TODAY JOONYUH

@jdub8721 2 жыл бұрын

Crazy how times have changed in just 13 years.

@rhythmtone 7 ай бұрын

"The floor is where your feet go, right?!" 😂

@corp0ral 14 жыл бұрын

"I talk to a Chia Pet, I'd get more answers"

@dustinf11 12 жыл бұрын

Anyone who didn't know what he was talking about was either not paying attention or as clueless as she was. Plain and simple.

@Brade 14 жыл бұрын

I guessed 8 feet on the door, but I'm a short man at 5'6 so in my mind doorways seem way higher :X

@ArtemisCelestia 12 жыл бұрын

At first I was offended, but then I laughed until I cried.

@that1electrician 13 жыл бұрын

IM OUTRAGED ITS OVER 40 CENTS TO MY DOLLAR. I REALLY AM.

@GrassValleyGreg 13 жыл бұрын

Adam and Drew were awesome. I still like Loveline but I do miss the old days

@YoungNino2017 2 жыл бұрын

this is so amazing and needs to come back... this is how stupid women were 15+ years ago... imagine NOW!

@jtrigoboff 16 жыл бұрын

9-01-2003 with Seth Green. Classic episode

@Louisvilleslugger11 10 жыл бұрын

Classic radio haha

@miamikid08sdad 15 жыл бұрын

Yesterday they chatted with a guy who claimed that he "blasted" six to eight times a day. The guys were wondering what came out the eighth time, whether it was powder, a ghost or one's soul.

@dubzt3hdon 13 жыл бұрын

I'm like 5' 12" almost 6' HAHAHA

@motorchad 14 жыл бұрын

best phone call ever. period.

@tomasjose415 15 жыл бұрын

David Alan Grier:I will be on Loveline tonight with Adam Carolla. Listen up !!

@Leethellama 14 жыл бұрын

"and tell your husband he did a good job writing that down on a piece of scratch paper."

@seeman2010vg 13 жыл бұрын

"Listen, Stonehenge."

@caj1119 2 жыл бұрын

"Ditzy" doesn't even touch the tip of this iceberg. More like a drunk that didn't consume any alcohol if such a thing is possible.

@JJtoob 10 жыл бұрын

LMAO Here's the original: Loveline - 5'12"... almost 6 feet.

@thedenimeffect 13 жыл бұрын

i miss this show, DAMN YOU D/FW!

@2000LightYearsAway 13 жыл бұрын

"Listen, you wench..." God I love the Ace Man

@arandajose20 15 жыл бұрын

this show is still on 10 pm 2 12pm Chicago time.

@eLkO187 16 жыл бұрын

LOL nobody rips into another as hard as Adam does.

@tesoritopr 16 жыл бұрын

i think communication was the real issue here. she obviously thought he was talking about something else

@doblefrijol4658 15 жыл бұрын

I heard that he volunteered to leave in order for the station to cut costs...Something about they didn't have enough money to pay the salaries of both Stryker and Dr. Drew. "On April 22, 2009, Stryker announced that due to financial cutbacks at Westwood One, he would be leaving the show. Dr. Drew will continue to host the show with a rotating cast of co-hosts and guests."

@calvinlotz 14 жыл бұрын

I think at the time, when I would stay up and listen to this with headphones, I didn't realize how young both of them actually were (I'm that age now).

@ragingsquism 15 жыл бұрын

love line is the best!

@animeadictgirl 13 жыл бұрын

@samonzo1221 same. parts of middle and high school i couldn't sleep without listening to loveline. i'm just staring to listen to it again.

@skylinegt311 15 жыл бұрын

his last show was april 17....and u can thank anderson for adam not makin an appereance on last nights show. Tom Green didnt show up and Dr. Drew said "call Carolla get him in here or call andy dick" Anderson "i call andy dick"

@tobomy 14 жыл бұрын

what kind of bike do you drive?

@keeleye7225 2 ай бұрын

TIL the floor is where your feet go 🤣

@summercures2 13 жыл бұрын

@gd129: I kind of get what you're saying. It could in fact be the reason why she was confused by the question. Possibly. Good insight :)

@krohn23 13 жыл бұрын

@hetnerd yes go to there site and find out what station is near you new episode Sunday - thursday

@Abgef 15 жыл бұрын

It's like debating with a religious person. -aliasbrush

@ImSoAwesomePossum 13 жыл бұрын

Seth Green's voice is so soothing... *swoons*.

@TheHakku 16 жыл бұрын

5'12", almost 6' ahahahaha.

@shootme243 15 жыл бұрын

lmfao the end is classic

@jesterofdimensionz 13 жыл бұрын

I miss Adam on love line

@guyNbluejeans 14 жыл бұрын

I like Adam, he's a real talent. I was turned off by Dr. Drew around 4-years ago because once a young lady called the show and was clearly depressed and thinking about throwing in the towel. Drew was cold and harsh towards her and said some crap about how she was just trying to get attention, and so he hung up on her and the show went on. After that I never much liked the guy.

@NMC21887 16 жыл бұрын

I remember that episode! That guy was so stoned!

@skylinegt311 15 жыл бұрын

maybe loveline will get to be good again now that stryker is gone

@Punkette151617 11 жыл бұрын

YES! That is exactly what i am saying. It happens all the time and then women who find out about it are in danger of being fired for bringing it up to their bosses.

@Virjunior01 7 жыл бұрын

Deanna Marie horse shit

@Derek_Keenan 5 жыл бұрын

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