" I escaped simulation " he says to a chat room full of mostly bots 🤣🤣🤣

Remember when he said he was going to phase out streaming and "focus on more important things, real accolades"? Remember phasing out Lowtiergod and transitioning to Dalauan Sparrow?

Funny AF that Dale pretends that he doesn't already have a job that he absolutely hates

It's true. At his age, what is he gonna do, study to become an electrical engineer? I mean, he's not exactly the brightest or the most stable individual. So this is it for him; it's either streaming or nothing.

.............Was Dale trying to act like MatPat? Couldn't tell because his acting as usual is so abysmal.

He was the one who said he would disown his son is he was a streamer and that he would see himself as only an actor years ago.

This man is a lost soul…..it was just a fucking question Dale Jesus Christ smh

Looks like every director said no 😂😂. Iykyk

4:20 "Make way less money" Bro is making chump change, even in Cali... You're still under the poverty line... You're making 1k a month while on section 8(no dis to S8, cuz rent is crazy rn) ...While I hate having a job, at least I'm not stuck in Lancaster, living in a complex where the grass is over the sprinklers😬😂 But I refuse to let my flesh take over, I shall pray for u Dale, that you'll see the error of your ways and fix yourself before it's too late

He is completely capping here btw, if people go and watch his first stream after getting banned on KZfaq but before he got his twitch back, when he streamed on trovo or something, he said he felt like just hanging it up and moving onto something else, and he’s repeated that a few times since then. So just like with tons of other things he’s said in the past he wants to rewrite history and make it seem like he was always so confident and sure of himself.

Lmao dis dude has been stuck in section 8 apartment in lancaster for 10 years. He hasnt made any sort of progress. The only progress was streaming from his room to DT's room.

I mean if you think about it…he streams for 8 hours a day for bots just for a restreamer to make 40 thousand off him so technically he’s already working a job. Immo is his boss and he barley gets paid fr

That says a LOT about him if he read “wanna quit streaming” and right away thought about working a 9-5 💀 Grand Canyon time Dale

Dunno Manu looks like you'll need a job to help fund those bots and face gifteds my guy. They've been dropping like flies lately.

Literally Black DSP and they both complain about scrubs in games. They're the same person in different bodies

One of the more entertaining facets of our favourite lolcow dale emanuel wilson: he inadvertently tells on himself while trying to make himself look good. From this little skit we can infer a bunch of frustrations in his life that he refuses to openly acknowledge; obviously the fact that he already gave up on other dreams like acting which he assured would overtake his streaming career, years back and for years only to backtrack and promise that streaming is life. He also said he would have to get an NPC job, which means he doesn't have any money or initiative to establish any sort of business by himself, seeing as that's the only option he seemed to consider its safe to say its the only option he has. Moreover, the implication that he would be absolutely miserable doing this (as if he isn't already) clearly shows that he has nothing and no one to live for. His whole life is streaming and doing steroids, and he is holding on to those dearly because he knows once he loses them, its over. I also find it funny that he said getting a job would be "going to the real world", honestly sounds like a slip up but deep down he knows he lives in a fantasy that is soon to end. Lastly, and relating to that, he failed to list anything pertaining what you'd do in a job besides "taking breaks"; he is absolutely clueless as to how the real world works, he couldn't possibly try to abandon begging for a living and doing something in the real world to make a living, besides getting an NPC job. And he knows that, he is terrified of it and he knows time is running out, so he lashes out at the mere hint of this inevitable future he dreads so much. But in the end, even after all that's done and he forgets about what happened, he's gonna wanna wash the taste of Viscant's dick out of his mouth.

40 yeas old

He loves being a lolcow

Is gonna be really funny when he loses his twitch channel and see what he gonna do after. I will love to see this talk about "i'm me. I'm low tier god. I beat simulation. I don't clock in anymore." on Kick or trovo 😂

Low Tier Acting

So dale wants jail? So its time people he deserves to be arrested.

Dale basically talking shit about the same drones and sheep that donate to his stream everyday lol

That can become a reality if he really does lose his Twitch

Dude will be streaming till he's 60 and still be mad

So I guess he doesn’t want to be an actor? Such a sad individual