Ludwig: I’ll never get a cat ever again Also Ludwig: Coots.

Theory: he doesn’t have an English degree

"It won't be my cat..." ***Coots sticks to him like glue***

when your skin is frigid, most of the heat of your body travels to your chest. this means that when you get hit you hurt more from contrast than actual impact. when your warm blood is evenly distributed its fine, when its concentrated, once the blood travels to your impact point, the contrast between cold and warm multiplies the pain multiplefold <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="64">1:04</a>

Alternate title: So I ACCIDENTALLY co-authored a thesaurus...

I feel like Ludwig can convince anyone that he’s not the imposter, including himself, but I think he got it from his mom

'If I get a cat..it wont be my cat...it'll just be in the house' Also Ludwig- enslaves Coots in his room

we all love ludwig, but can we give some love to his editor(s) real quick, they do an amazing job, keep up the good work guys!

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="779">12:59</a> BLESS you editors for zooming in there

this mans really just implied someone is stupid for saying things hurt more when it's cold out because "your bones are frozen and therefor crack" after, and I quote, saying "is it cause your blood is gone and it can't cushion?" Timestamp: <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="63">1:03</a>

It’s so funny hearing Ludwig talk about getting qt a cat and the cat just being in the house with him, but now he has coots and it’s a whole different story

I love how poorly these clips about not wanting a cat have aged. Nice one Ludwig.

been down lately but everytime im going to bed after a long day i see a notification from lud. Makes my day mang

We now know how Ludwig got his chest hole, it was just really, really cold and he just kinda, imploded.

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="869">14:29</a> finally, Luds getting merch that doesn't crack when it rains

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="438">7:18</a> Ludwig: asks chat a question also ludwig: proceeds to not read chat

Your body is tense when you're cold, which means that your body can't "absorb" as much of the shock. Whereas if your body is warmer/relaxed it isn't so damaged by solid impact. Throw a bowling ball at a pillow and you get a different result to if you throw a bowling ball at wall.

And now he has a cat and he adores it 😭

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="660">11:00</a> That aged well XD

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="556">9:16</a> actually almost killed me that cat has no right being that cute

Ludwigs laugh is literally "ah haha"

When we break a bone, pull a muscle or overstretch a ligament, our body releases pain chemicals that tell our brains that we have damaged something. It is thought that this may cause the pain sensors in the areas of previous injury to become more sensitive and therefore more readily stimulated by cold temperatures.

'i need the pet to love everyone less than it loves me' parrots could fill that lmao

That snake in the toilet is literally one of me worst fears

Ludwig: **post reaction to unusual memes** everyone: *THATS WHAT WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!*

every time i watch lud my hearing ability becomes 4% worse

Man Ludwig really does the cat dirty

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="247">4:07</a> when you fall off the map in a game

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="340">5:40</a> fun fact that I learned in school: every house has at least 1 snake somewhere in it

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="254">4:14</a> my dude makes a lego Star Wars death sound.

"I'll probably never get a cat unless I live by myself"

We need Ludwig to do a “Word of the day”. Every video he teaches us a new word.

Watching videos with Ludwig is better than watching videos by myself

Polite, can I say how much I love your editing? I've watched the opening segment at least 20 times and I can't get over it.

Flushed Away is such an underrated and forgotten movie

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="564">9:24</a> thats hilarious

Damn these subtitles really changed the game, they just saved my dog from falling into a pit and paid for my grandpa’s mortgage

bday was just cancelled cause of rona and this cheered me up so much. thank you from the bottom of my heart for putting content out into the world lud 💞

Foreshadowing: he gets a cat

Been waiting for this upload so i can watch it before going to bed.

Shout out Polite for giving us the satisfaction of hearing "It's tik tok time everybody!"

Well little did he know children are much more likely to become attached to their mother then to their father soooo... guess he's gonna be getting a divorce?

What Lud said about his cat coming in while he shits is the most relatable thing

Ludwig and his editors are some of my favorite content makers on this platform

what a nice guy buying his merch.

instead of doing my geography homework due in 3 hours that i've barely started, i'm watching ludwig

A dog always loves it's owner the most

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="611">10:11</a> non cat owners really think that's how it works but my cat only responds to me calling her and never responds to any of my other family members lmao

ludwig watching unusual memes on my bday. hm.

thx Polite for making sure we got the funny™ intro line

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="246">4:06</a> when you fall off the ledge in lego Star wars

Just got on lunch break. Food is in the car. Lud also posts. A perfect day

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="314">5:14</a> somebody link me this video omg 😂

Man this was the funniest one yet

Ludwig kind of looks like the main character in Flushed Away

I have 6 dogs and I’ve trained one of them to love me more than any other living thing at my house and it’s honestly the best feeling ever

gets cat <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="676">11:16</a>

Just what I needed today. Thank you

The editing was fantastic. Love this vid

UNUSUAL MEMES TIME EVERYBODY

“Ludwig Reacts to Unusual Memes that will make you not add a form of laughter in the title”

I panicked when i saw that snake in the toilet while I'm shittin

been happy lately but seeing ludwig notifications on my phone make my day a lot better.

About goddamn time

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="40">0:40</a> Oh I get it now. It's still a little weird that it's taken 19 years for my parents to get accustomed to me. Maybe next week.

to answer your cold question, heat makes everything expand and cold makes everything shrink. so when it is cold out, your skin and everything under it shrinks. this means that you have less cushion to soften the impact

Unusual memes AND Ludwig? This sparks joy

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="420">7:00</a> I had a grandfather who used Coke to get rust off of car engines. True story.

Lud watching a guy getting smashed by weights in the gym: doesn’t shows it, looks away because he feels the pain Pewds watching the same thing: HAHAHAHAHAHA

the rabbit falling over killed me i laughed so hard

Hahaha at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="673">11:13</a> or so when he’s ranting about wanting a pet that’ll love him more than his roommates someone types in chat “dude. go to a therapist”

I just got the notification and it's already been out for over a minute!?

“The Harvard of the southwest. L M A O

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="159">2:39</a> ITS THE THUMBNAIL

Okay these memes are actually kind of funny

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="457">7:37</a> chat 👁👄👁

You and slime should do “you laugh you loose”!!!!!

Ludwig is a yandere for dogs

Your dog rant is exactly what I'm going through 😂😂

Loogwidders love their memes!

I miss the old ludwig, the watching memes ludwing,

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="283">4:43</a> coffee machine sounds like Mr. Krabs walking

The reason why that happens is because our nerves are trying to get our blood back to our limbs while most of it goes to the heart, so the nerves are working hard to get feeling in your limbs, and when u get hit rly hard, since your body is essentially trying to get feeling back, it hurts a fuck ton.

Hey youtube frogs how u doin? see you in the stream :)

Yay its back!

He should’ve gotten a parakeet

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="82">1:22</a> it hurt because it is a bowling ball not a normal soccer ball

hey comments can I get some luck for a test? Hope y’all have a good day :) edit: aaaaaaaa thank you all so much! It’s done and turned in. Will give an update as soon as it’s graded (long answer question)!

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="565">9:25</a> I'm pretty confident most people with this opinion of cats haven't actually put time into a cat. I have had and rescued more cats than I can count and every single one of them is unique and loving in their own way. Dogs have personalities too but the majority of them are the same, save for special quirks, and that's not a bad thing. Some people, like Ludwig, want the predictable affection all dogs have for a good owner which is totally fine. However the idea that cats are always indifferent and aloof to their owners is wrong. Cats generally show affection in a very mellow manner compared to dogs that can't stop moving and constantly want to slobber on your face. Although I do have a cat currently that is exactly like a dog in that she gets all up in your business wanting affection. You can straight up slap this cat, like actually hard, bordering physical abuse and she'll beg for more. I think she was a kinky bitch in a past life but that's besides the point. I like dogs but I will always choose cats. Thanks for coming to my stoned TED talk, and I hope you all have a wonderful night with whatever your pet of choice is!

Lud's dog take is weirdly spot on

A nine o clock video this is outlandish and Unheard of truly never seen before.

lud, today is my twitch prime, pls go live so i can send you it!

My favorite part was when ludwig watched unusual memes

Lud is my favorite content creator ever

damn that throwback to Flushed

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="455">7:35</a> Why does Lud sound like Rick from rick and morty....

Ah,its that time of the month where he runs out of content

This was the wroooooong Ludwig video to watch while taking a shit

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="630">10:30</a> The origin story of why Ludwig stole Coots

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="75">1:15</a> when your cold your bones are less flexible therefore they are more stiff and fragile making it hurt more when you are hit