Sharpened murder tube for 100 bucks, flexing: 💪💪💪💪 Metal straw + concrete, in the corner: 🪨🤪🔪
@123456789271643 жыл бұрын
This coconut milk extracter is pretty cool!
@gigachad77293 жыл бұрын
Hey bro if you live in Hawaii and your diet only consists of coconut milk then I guess you’re in luck lol.
@scottm35523 жыл бұрын
It’s a tactical spike, I dont know why this guy is so confused
@gigachad77293 жыл бұрын
@@scottm3552 joke.
@scottm35523 жыл бұрын
@@gigachad7729 no the author of the video
@gigachad77293 жыл бұрын
@@scottm3552 Jared.
@the_brick_bali99563 жыл бұрын
Imagine someone goes to rob you and you give them a free bone marrow transplant...
@CallMePesos2 жыл бұрын
My thoughts exactly
@captainthruster94842 жыл бұрын
Imagine someone goes to rob you and real life happens... You get robbed...
@ploopy07283 жыл бұрын
The only thing that could make this more terrifying would be a bottle opener
@MrFat13373 жыл бұрын
that thing gives me weird anxiety. Thats gonna be a nasty crime scene man
@wabek58823 жыл бұрын
yeah it makes me uncomfortable
@shadowphoenix35443 жыл бұрын
gunna? do you have some plans? lol
@Dav6242 жыл бұрын
@@shadowphoenix3544 FBI is watching em 👀
@IHATEJEREMYMOCK3 жыл бұрын
Tactical biopsy pen lol. This is for taking core samples of home invaders. This is a great way to collect DNA Mr. Marfione!
@Lugermonger353 жыл бұрын
LOL that shit is hilarious
@Brandonthesnifferofall2 жыл бұрын
OSF 👊🏼
@BLACKOPS63913 жыл бұрын
Blade straw
@wabek58823 жыл бұрын
thank you boba fett, very cool
@gordonfreeman58723 жыл бұрын
that's the most metal thing that I've seen today
@gordonfreeman58723 жыл бұрын
@Raccoon Boi yeah, good eye
@wabek58823 жыл бұрын
λ
@jamesflameson2 жыл бұрын
literally
@king_venom_8153 жыл бұрын
That's to flatten someones tires
@shuriken25053 жыл бұрын
nice metal straw
@mathy46053 жыл бұрын
So it's not only legal, but mandatory in California?
@MyMillionMeterLife3 жыл бұрын
It is also for flattening tires
@king_venom_8153 жыл бұрын
Yeah my dad told me that
@mydogslastdance3 жыл бұрын
by the gods I need this for my collection, Ive just started getting into 'tactical surgical knives'
@mgff29583 ай бұрын
First step is the Piceur :D
@mbbrooks1233 жыл бұрын
Now you can actually open the pain in the butt capri sun drink pouch and enjoy it.
@MrHappy15512 жыл бұрын
Now I want to get this just to drink Capri Suns with it
@themadscientest2 жыл бұрын
It's the smallest most compact stabbing stick similar in function to the Benchmade SOCP dagger. A stabby thing for when you don't want to notice you have a stabby thing on you all the time.
@batrachianbill97603 жыл бұрын
2:33 Tactical Tap
@kushkiller71083 жыл бұрын
When the video started I thought you mighta ate some shrooms lol.
@tristanphillips89373 жыл бұрын
is a precision machined self defense prison shank💀
@utubeaddict2523 жыл бұрын
Why? Because they probably make 500% profit on each one. That being said, I want one!
@duke28522 жыл бұрын
As someone who has some very basic medical training, my best guess is that it's a punch for emergency tracheotomies. Someone chokes on something, has anaphylaxis, allergic reaction, or any other swelling of the throat, you can punch a hole for them to breathe through... Also it goes *poke poke poke*
@MrLukhut12 жыл бұрын
Yeah I was thinking for needle chest decompression as well but it might be too thick for that
@andrewbisbee925110 ай бұрын
as a medic its to large for an emergency cricothyroidotomy...I love the idea though props and way way to large to relieve tension pneumothorax...it would do a great job causing one its perfect for causing a pneumo/hemothorax tho
@kushkiller71083 жыл бұрын
Put it on the end of a pole and have a quick release, so when it goes in and you pull back it comes off the pole and a new one takes its place.
@ass_rake_2583 жыл бұрын
It can be used as an alternative breathing device if you insert it into the trachea right above the sternum. Then unscrew the butt end and voila, saved person. Rescue tool confirmed.
@martinzhang69362 жыл бұрын
Looking for this comment. Underrated concept that people don't seem to accept
@hiramysumundowalky-talkytv77193 жыл бұрын
I can't believe you made two videos!!! You are the best, i miss you!!!!
@Lugermonger353 жыл бұрын
There's more coming
@Lugermonger353 жыл бұрын
How you been doing
@tommcqueen2840 Жыл бұрын
I bought one of these recently. One wicked piece of hardware. Really like the carbon fiber look holster too.
@knives2my4973 жыл бұрын
I got one a couple of days ago and I love it. 👍
@axelmilan42923 жыл бұрын
Angry stick go *P O K E*
@bomtradym40273 жыл бұрын
Mines gonna go in my boot everyday, I'm probably never gonna use it but it'll be nice to have. And the cool factor cannot be overstated
@idont3vencare_8333 жыл бұрын
Don’t know how he talked about this for 12 minutes but damn it was good
@Tronidg3 жыл бұрын
The open end of the holster is so you can adjust the cant adding or releasing pressure of the grip on the kubaton
@purpleourple2 жыл бұрын
Describing what this is to an attacker is probably enough to get them to run.
@matthewrich7014 Жыл бұрын
For me - an EDC pry bar. Best one I’ve used! Quite an intimidator as well😋
@knifeloverdude14493 жыл бұрын
disapointed you didnt stab an apple/orange/something good video though
@PowerMadHeadBanger3 жыл бұрын
Microtech folders are fast and strong but often times people don't trust the lock on folders and they don't trust they can open a folder under stress so maybe this the Microtech's answer to this problem at the time making a statement that they are pro 2nd.
@NikoHermogenes3 жыл бұрын
$77 on knife center is it worth? :/
@funknode3 жыл бұрын
Bring back bloodletting!
@claytoncolby97493 жыл бұрын
That’s awesome. Question is your favourite knife maker still benchmade?
@Gooney_Tunes3 жыл бұрын
I’d say its to stab in and run off as a last ditch, the attacker would pretty screwed. Maybe a good tool for someone who isn’t knife trained, you could also conceal it pretty easy.
@MrLukhut12 жыл бұрын
if the endcap is removable its might be meant as a quickly deployable chest decompression tool. When you get injured in the lung area it can fill with air causing tons of problems likely to result in death. In that scenario medics would take the biggest gauge syringe they have and jab it into you to allow that pressure out. its called needle chest decompression. Not sure if this is what thats for but its a thought that popped up for me.
@andrewbisbee925110 ай бұрын
you paid attention in cls class...but no this object would cause a pneumothorax or hemothorax....if it was in the right hands it could drain a hemothorax some but you really need to attach suction...from a medic I give props to the thought BC I considered your idea but a 14 gauge 3 and a quarter inch needle is the largest object you'd insert into a chest to help someone that and a chest tube with suction
@andrewbisbee925110 ай бұрын
the end cap is for vampires lol
@waterhead13593 жыл бұрын
Thats going to leave a mark
@Baggytrousers273 жыл бұрын
WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS THING!? The tapered sharp bit at one end ... that is the point of this thing.
@bakergannon3 жыл бұрын
Interesting, i made 1 with a metal chopstick a year or two ago
@michaelbusch30753 жыл бұрын
I call it the poke and run
@noaholiver88433 жыл бұрын
I need this in my life.
@GigaChad.20243 жыл бұрын
So where can I buy this...
@shadowlab95432 жыл бұрын
its a reincarnation of a similar tool used for punching holes in tires and fuel bladders
@skycorrigan65113 жыл бұрын
It's Keith Richard's heroine needle
@king_venom_8153 жыл бұрын
lies its to flatten tires
@mattycakes1161 Жыл бұрын
That is a tactical shank, I like it.
@basketballdad44542 жыл бұрын
How much pot was consumed before this video was made?
@kevp64883 жыл бұрын
Looks like the most efficient stabby stick on the market. It's got at most a .3 second "peace to puncture" time. easy cleaning, and will last long enough to pass down to your children when they get old enough to get stabby. 🤷🏿♂️ Not sure why he's so confused.
@Lemon_Sage9999 Жыл бұрын
You can go just as fast with a fixed blade...
@goofyahhgooberprod6 ай бұрын
@@Lemon_Sage9999 sure, but it's even more concealable in more places and even lighter (prob cheaper than some things too). Also, VERY multi-use with some of the wacky ideas that he and the comments present; coconut milk extractor, sap extractor, DNA sample holder, etc, etc. Some ideas I personally have are Tic-Tac container, small gel/liquid container container(think like a small ampule or gel pellets of poison/acid/explosive material), hell, a big enough one would make a decent foothandle(stab it into a tree or rocks to climb) or a better impact glassbreaker type thing. Two more points: the shape might be more durable in certain situations(just a guess, I'm not a ballistics scholar or whatever), but something I know for certain: it'd be pretty brutal. The scare factor is...pretty damn nice.
@nicholascoulter37603 жыл бұрын
So they weaponized the straw you get with icee's huh?
@southtexasmayhem54123 жыл бұрын
If you want to try/review another edged tool that is just absurdly brutal, go check out the Ikken Hissatsu from Variant One. It was designed by a cool guy type as a modern direction tool.
@alexeski41093 жыл бұрын
I’d bet it’s probably Tony’s or one of them at Microtech’s passion project, I’d be interested to hear their explanation. I’ve thought about getting one just because they’re so weird lol. The sheath looks pretty good. Would be great as an improvised weapon as a spear like you said, maybe it’s like an apocalypse type thing. I love the idea of taking a pipe and turning it into one of these. Might need to Heat treating depending on the pipe but that’s sick.
@Dav6242 жыл бұрын
This can help into making a harpoon and crazy good brutal one for hunting
@Khr0Ma3 жыл бұрын
Nice!
@reydecastro66512 жыл бұрын
Good lightweight protection for runners! What a way to collapse an attacker's lung(s) 🫁. Think of the design of police tire spikes. Effective incapacitation!
@brianlash1542 жыл бұрын
I would say As an absolute last ditch effort to survive It would serve as a boot spike Because of how cylindrical it is, it would be easy to put in, It looks like a medical syringe, after you shove it in someone's side it draws the blood out
@elithesweatyboi26683 жыл бұрын
Nice vid
@trinajska3 жыл бұрын
I always thought this is for when you need to stab someone but don’t want it to do the damage of a 6 inch double edge knife…
@ColbertoWeathers3 жыл бұрын
This thing is sick.
@lvl18abilities2 жыл бұрын
my left ear enjoyed this more than my right
@48pluto3 жыл бұрын
It could make a deadly spear when you screw it on a pole. I would prefer such a weapon over a knife. But i'm not a expert :)
@anthonyramkissoon46292 жыл бұрын
The microtech "hood classic"
@powerplay4real1743 жыл бұрын
Another cold steel implement of death by Microtech
@xklamier3 жыл бұрын
Could be used in an emergency to fix a deflated lung.. surely a more painful way that is!
@kosher8720 Жыл бұрын
A guy tried getting crazy with me in a parking lot (he came off like he had some mental illness) and pulled a knife out, and I had this on me and pulled it out - he ran. My adrenaline was pumping and I was praying I wouldn’t have to use it. It’s scary enough to make a crazy person run away.
@alrbredwall Жыл бұрын
Thanks for the video. If someone has to ask why they would buy this then you are not the intended audience for this. This exists because it is cool. Period. And people are buying it.
@ImmaSpam__________________Can3 жыл бұрын
Thats a scoopula, you know, the thing you probably used to scoop powder shit from jars in science class
@Justin-jq6zg2 жыл бұрын
Tools like that are commonly used as tree taps. Like for getting sap without destroying the tree
@lesgrossman4636 Жыл бұрын
Oh! A roadside Tracheotomy kit, how convenient
@gemknives62293 жыл бұрын
I want one 😻
@williamrhyne26393 жыл бұрын
That's one hardcore slurpee straw
@edparagonpc3 жыл бұрын
Tactical Fid???
@alejandrobecerra31342 жыл бұрын
Best review on the tac p lol
@yaboyjosh30233 жыл бұрын
Saw this thing on Blade HQ and was like "Is that a straw?"
@jerrydonquixote59272 жыл бұрын
I thought it was for puncturing tires, lol You would really like the Cold Steel Urban Dart it would be much more effective for this this Microtech is really not that sharp for puncturing someone's skin is harder than you think I tried using a riding pin one time and I had to reach my arms around them and hug them and pull the pen with both hands to get it to poke through their kidney area the attack was over as soon as I did that twice! I heard it pop into their skin and I felt the skin give when it finally went in I was surprised how resilient the human skin is!
@captainthruster94842 жыл бұрын
Dude.... Punctuation
@retromatt22813 жыл бұрын
Thin spoon
@ihavekalashnikovyoudomath92753 жыл бұрын
Spicy attack tube
@kevinkoenig45522 жыл бұрын
John Wick would LOVE this thing
@Mwingreen3 жыл бұрын
You could use this in emergency for pneumothorax
@ianleonard32643 жыл бұрын
“A very pokey very stabby little stick”
@alangreen6844 Жыл бұрын
that would make a good marlin spike
@tansinjack3 жыл бұрын
life has changed
@logandavies80083 жыл бұрын
You know it probably won't penetrate as well as the knives you showed, but it sure will cause a ton more pain to the person a whole hell of a lot more
@zensenpai66692 жыл бұрын
So this is basically a tactical straw. Interesting.
@kushkiller71083 жыл бұрын
Why? ....cause you can
@angushuynh21273 жыл бұрын
premium tent peg and fire blower straw. camping edc bby
@bigcheese88963 жыл бұрын
You should make a video about how you sharpen your knives
@king_venom_8153 жыл бұрын
Dude you know how easy it is to MAKE a knife? Very simple.
@bigcheese88963 жыл бұрын
@@king_venom_815 wat
@Trad.9 ай бұрын
Heavy, you dead?
@mynameisjeff...50563 жыл бұрын
Ima get me one
@samueloneto76273 жыл бұрын
As you said it's a stabbing stick. It's purpose is to save your life .
@allemander2 жыл бұрын
*Its purpose…
@jora94153 жыл бұрын
Good 4 the environment beats plastic straws
@darrelmartin37463 жыл бұрын
My one fear giant needles
@powerplay4real1743 жыл бұрын
Now all they need to do is put it in a John Wick movie and sell a fee tons of them to folk that want what screen hero's have and use. LOL its a Tac P.
@ogpk32 жыл бұрын
id imagine if you where to use this in a self defense situation the court would have a fun time with it
@jeffoff77952 жыл бұрын
It's going to drain their sap. I've always found these things to be disturbing.
@Zeppathy2 жыл бұрын
Because cool. That's its reason for existing.
@Klonoa14883 жыл бұрын
Knife person status: revoked.
@wabek58823 жыл бұрын
got the cut on your hand so we can tell you've been flipping
@oCorrupts2 жыл бұрын
That is a spike my friend
@knivesbeforewivessmith59253 жыл бұрын
Tactical maple tree taper
@FrankFurther3 жыл бұрын
Blood channels are real, their job is to stop a vacuum being created when you remove a knife from a body. I remember being taught about during British Army bayonet training.
@doejon94242 жыл бұрын
It's an "oxymoron".. it'll poke the user as well as the target. True story.. this is just Microtech showing off their extraordinary milling capabilities.