Lunatic Preacher: Alien Invaded My Husband to Have Sex With Me

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David Pakman Show

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2 жыл бұрын

--End times preacher Sharon Gilbert tells a bizarre and absurd story about her husband's body being invaded by an alien in the middle of the night, possibly Xerxes, or Jesus, which tried to have sex with her
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@shredasaur8857
@shredasaur8857 2 жыл бұрын
You gotta feel sorry for Derek, he's clearly the real victim here
@davidsanders6957
@davidsanders6957 2 жыл бұрын
Birds of the feather, FLOCK TOGETHER
@davidroberts1689
@davidroberts1689 2 жыл бұрын
Which Derek?
@duncdunc76
@duncdunc76 2 жыл бұрын
@@davidroberts1689 🤣
@traceyclarke7274
@traceyclarke7274 2 жыл бұрын
😆
@duncdunc76
@duncdunc76 2 жыл бұрын
@Cliff Owen Dang, well, as David Roberts might say, which one?
@bradb4740
@bradb4740 2 жыл бұрын
Watching society descend into insanity is turning out to be less fun than I thought it would be.
@jamesmiller6637
@jamesmiller6637 2 жыл бұрын
Watching from Canada here sort of a religion free zone in the Americas USA is just scary ....
@whalesong999
@whalesong999 2 жыл бұрын
It's kinda always been there but is percolating to the surface by graduations. Our presidential election of 2016 and the just prior primaries were bold warnings of what was about to take place - now, who can believe this, all enabled by mass electronic media. Anyhow, with this happening right after her marriage, it suggests a kind of hysteria to me and with the absolutes a "righteous" person is likely raised with, it was a reaction of shame.
@dr.jamesolack8504
@dr.jamesolack8504 2 жыл бұрын
@Brad B Agreed. The hyper-insanity here in the U.S. has become rather mundane. 🥱
@margarethernandez8098
@margarethernandez8098 2 жыл бұрын
🎯🎯🎯
@groovymoon
@groovymoon 2 жыл бұрын
Me too.
@lawsonfan5797
@lawsonfan5797 2 жыл бұрын
If an alien has the ability to get here and impersonate someone to have sex with the woman of his choice...........sweetheart, it ain't you.
@allenjenkins7947
@allenjenkins7947 2 жыл бұрын
Would an alien reptile share the same standards of beauty as you and me?
@lawsonfan5797
@lawsonfan5797 2 жыл бұрын
@@allenjenkins7947 I have to believe it would. Otherwise, what's the point of getting out of bed in the morning?
@ChibiHoshiDragon
@ChibiHoshiDragon 2 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of the Episode "Alienation" from the TV Show Perception. A woman calls the police because she believes her husband has been abducted and the man pretending to be her husband is actually an alien. Her mind could identify his voice if he calls, but couldn't when she saw him. This was because she was suffering from Capgras delusion - an actual mental illness
@allenjenkins7947
@allenjenkins7947 2 жыл бұрын
@@lawsonfan5797 I suppose you're right. After all, if you watch any series of Star Trek or it's offshoots, humans will interbreed with anything vaguely humanoid - even Klingons - and vice versa. Which validates your original comment - "it ain't you.".
@aaronjay4896
@aaronjay4896 2 жыл бұрын
So why is her first response not to scream and wake up her husband when there’s another man in the bed
@iridium5652
@iridium5652 2 жыл бұрын
If Christianity really had shapeshifting reptilians made of tiny gargoyles I'd convert. Sounds like fun.
@kevinathans4191
@kevinathans4191 2 жыл бұрын
I'm kind of digging this Satan guy. He seems to be the most powerful being I've ever heard of, way more powerful than this Yahweh fellow of the Old Testament.
@melted_cheetah
@melted_cheetah 2 жыл бұрын
Sounds more interesting than the long hair'd dude in a robe wearing sandals that lives in the clouds or whatever.
@tonydownunder8647
@tonydownunder8647 2 жыл бұрын
@iridium56, I want what youre having!
@pennysutch6628
@pennysutch6628 2 жыл бұрын
People wonder why the misinformation is on the conspiracy theories.This idiot needs help or a straitjacket.Stay safe.✌😷
@WarblesOnALot
@WarblesOnALot 2 жыл бұрын
@@kevinathans4191 G'day, Actuarily..., as it turns out ; the only "true Satan", or "Sin"..., is SELFISHNESS. It isn't Rocket Science. There's no "Demon" from any "Underworld" labouring to induce people to do silly things...; there are a LOT of people who choose to believe that they will be able to "get away with" doing SELFISH Bullshit. Often such choices are made while operating under the "Gott MIT Uns...!" Delusion. People who believe that their Godtheory will "tick off" in Heaven, on whatever they choose to do on Earth (because of how, or whom, they worship, or what their Ancestors believed...) quite often make hilariously stupid messes out of their lives. Did the Lunatic Lady Preacher say what she did with her Husband's Face..., after she allegedly ripped it off his head - to reveal the Reptilian Alien lurking within ? How did Hubby go, on presenting faceless at the Emergency Ward, and how did they treat such a horrific injury...? Such is life, Have a good one... Stay safe. ;-p Ciao !
@freedomfirst5557
@freedomfirst5557 2 жыл бұрын
Here is the problem today. That a mentally disfunctional person has these thoughts, beliefs is nothing out of the ordinary....and it is actually expected. What is horrifying is that millions of people would listen to this and say....."Yes, I believe you without any thought of questioning your sanity". That is the problem.
@fiddlestickzmuzik
@fiddlestickzmuzik 2 жыл бұрын
religion is basically a society accepted mental illness. It's a virus of the mind.
@barbarabarocsi5947
@barbarabarocsi5947 2 жыл бұрын
Yes and she knows it !! Its all about the money 💰. She would say that a mannequin wanted her and these low information people would believe 🤪. They believe anything and give money to these nut jobs! Where can I get a gig like that 😁
@trilliarobinson7862
@trilliarobinson7862 2 жыл бұрын
But just what is she saying about this experience ? That it proves there are alien reptiles out there, impersonating our loved ones ? That we should become "better" Christians to avoid their secret infiltration ? That we should give more money to help preachers give better prayerful protection ? I would just love to see Derek's face (the real one, that is), as she says "hey who are you ?", as she rips at his face, and tells him he is a lizard called Xerxes.
@plazfram8641
@plazfram8641 2 жыл бұрын
And donations to her and her church are not taxed as income.
@xy6845
@xy6845 2 жыл бұрын
"Yesterday I had an alien reptile with gargoyles tryna have sex with me." "Oh, really that sounds perfectly reasonable. Happens to me all the time." 🎵🎶 _Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality_ 🎶🎵
@specialkay4329
@specialkay4329 2 жыл бұрын
Her husband just let the Alien get it. He ain't want none. Hubby said good luck, she cra- cra
@richardedgar9670
@richardedgar9670 2 жыл бұрын
I’m always amazed that this sort of thing never happens to non religious types who aren’t trying to sell something. Obviously it’s just a coincidence.
@flippineck2825
@flippineck2825 2 жыл бұрын
"Listen to our nonsense and pay us money" America is broken 🤣
@sanddancer68
@sanddancer68 2 жыл бұрын
America was made that way from the start.?
@celticbabs3105
@celticbabs3105 2 жыл бұрын
It's NOT AMERICA - It's the HUMAN RACE that is sick.
@robguyatt9602
@robguyatt9602 2 жыл бұрын
@@celticbabs3105 I think this is normal for humanity. But some peoples are more inclined toward this BS than others. It seems to me that the US has more than its share of irrationals.
@peryole
@peryole 2 жыл бұрын
I used to go to a church as a kid where they would actually shame the people that couldn't afford to pay them.
@IdleByte
@IdleByte 2 жыл бұрын
@@peryole The churches of my childhood, while I avoid them and most of what they stand for like the plague, would have been pooling money to anonymously pay the bills for them.
@Tk--kj7bf
@Tk--kj7bf 2 жыл бұрын
No one ever has a camera or a phone when the lizard aliens are around. They’re harder to find than Bigfoot.
@TK-yz3wt
@TK-yz3wt 2 жыл бұрын
When they do take a picture, its really hard to see any details since it's always dark. I wonder why the aliens don't appear at noon? When you can see anything, its a misidentified object like a bush or it's someone in a suit pulling a prank.
@twix7745
@twix7745 2 жыл бұрын
Let’s have both Derricks on the show and let’s see what they have to say. It would make a good Jerry Springer show. 🤣
@backyardadvocate9377
@backyardadvocate9377 2 жыл бұрын
When the table started levitating, the producer yelled, “No, Satan’s not in the room, the dude’s got a woody!”
@mira2987
@mira2987 2 жыл бұрын
A 12 incher
@wideawake5630
@wideawake5630 2 жыл бұрын
The most disturbing thing is she is responsible for the spiritual health of others. If she were a homeless woman and started saying this folks would just walk away
@johnpirie4804
@johnpirie4804 2 жыл бұрын
The only thing this nutty God botherer's responsible for is fleecing the gullible
@allisonjames2923
@allisonjames2923 2 жыл бұрын
Excellent point! And nutters like this manage to fleece people of $millions
@kyled00m
@kyled00m 2 жыл бұрын
It sounds like to me that; 1. She wants to have an affair. 2. She wants to stop having an affair. 3. Her conscience is telling her to stop having an affair.
@daveyboots79
@daveyboots79 2 жыл бұрын
4. She's kinda into the whole 2 Dereks idea
@mooreandless
@mooreandless 2 жыл бұрын
Who in their right mind would say this in public. Honestly, it's wrong on so many levels. What a charlatan.
@mooreandless
@mooreandless 2 жыл бұрын
@@daveyboots79 lol
@onewon1007
@onewon1007 2 жыл бұрын
@@mooreandless There's big money in it for religious nut job preachers, plus a possible cult following with the gullible signed up for weekly "donations".
@kyled00m
@kyled00m 2 жыл бұрын
@@daveyboots79 Oh, I forgot she could want to have a 3-some, an orgy, or be turned into a public urinal for 100-guys at once. You're very insightful. This lady really should've kept her mouth shut. She opened a bag of worms and it all points to her. If I was her husband, I'd already be contemplating divorce.
@Doggeslife
@Doggeslife 2 жыл бұрын
Those guys with her are thinking "Remember all the money she's drawing in and just keep smiling at the camera."
@paulrollings9606
@paulrollings9606 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that people listen to this woman speaks volumes about their mentality. I would expect to see this woman on The Jerry Springer Show. Amusingly the QAnon movement will support such claims and this cult movement has a vast following. Admittedly, you guys in America do provide some entertaining viewing. Thank you.
@monsterhog1118
@monsterhog1118 2 жыл бұрын
The scariest thing about this is that people are giving her money
@markforster2794
@markforster2794 2 жыл бұрын
Only in America
@OOPS2468
@OOPS2468 2 жыл бұрын
that is scary isn't it
@kimmster23
@kimmster23 2 жыл бұрын
@@markforster2794 it's not though. Not to the same extent and in other ways but religion exploiting the weak, gullible and poor happens everywhere
@mtaylor7307
@mtaylor7307 2 жыл бұрын
The scariest thing is that people with children are following her and use her teachings as guidance and instruction for their lives and their children.
@allenjenkins7947
@allenjenkins7947 2 жыл бұрын
Isn't that the whole point of this nonsense?
@absoluteterror9098
@absoluteterror9098 2 жыл бұрын
I'm just happy the alien trying to hook up with her believes in the concept "no means no" and just decided to give her some time before he tried again
@jodinewhite9633
@jodinewhite9633 2 жыл бұрын
She gave in and they had damn ugly kids The up and coming Pastor
@johnbennett757
@johnbennett757 2 жыл бұрын
@@jodinewhite9633 That is how Kenneth Copeland was born.
@canuckprogressive.3435
@canuckprogressive.3435 2 жыл бұрын
She isn't crazy, she knows these kinds of stories are what her audience tunes in for. Thanks for the laugh.
@ericinman9245
@ericinman9245 2 жыл бұрын
This is why I literally run from anyone trying to engage me in religion or politics. I truly am shocked by the level of wackiness in this country.
@jamesstorey2476
@jamesstorey2476 2 жыл бұрын
"...by the level of stupidity in this country." There, fixed it.
@ericinman9245
@ericinman9245 2 жыл бұрын
@@jamesstorey2476 in my defense, "wackiness " wasn't my preferred word of choice. I like your editing.
@bluetoad2001
@bluetoad2001 2 жыл бұрын
she is a wonderful whackadoo, they are kinda rare these days✅👍😎☮️❤️🥺😳
@timelord7340
@timelord7340 2 жыл бұрын
The problem with politics are these crazies are running the show !!
@eaks52
@eaks52 2 жыл бұрын
If she was married to Stephen Miller, I would believe every word as gospel.
@JKBerry-vx8lc
@JKBerry-vx8lc 2 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha! Yep!
@jburton413
@jburton413 2 жыл бұрын
Omfg 😂
@sylvanslater4822
@sylvanslater4822 2 жыл бұрын
If I were so married, I'd pray to
@grop66
@grop66 2 жыл бұрын
Ha haaa 🤣🤣🤣
@tomtrick7051
@tomtrick7051 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣👍
@eternalcowboy224
@eternalcowboy224 2 жыл бұрын
"And so I asked this critter, who are you?" Said the same thing to the raccoon in my backyard last night before I tried to take his face off too. Little guy didn't like that. Probably a demon.
@denesem2161
@denesem2161 2 жыл бұрын
OMGeee I have the laughing fits. You are hilarious.
@vmnetadmin
@vmnetadmin 2 жыл бұрын
that was awesome )))
@noahfanzerbutz3510
@noahfanzerbutz3510 2 жыл бұрын
Truly bust a gut funny, sir. Very well done.
@collinw1353
@collinw1353 2 жыл бұрын
As an ex evangelical, now atheist, these types of people just confirm the insanity I was in. Amazing how people in this just accept whatever lunacy that comes out of these preachers mouths. Some of them are going senile and say ridiculous things and people still worship them like demi gods.
@rabbie1121
@rabbie1121 2 жыл бұрын
Well done on getting out! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
@randmayfield5695
@randmayfield5695 2 жыл бұрын
I grew up in this evangelical "fog" and finally saw it for what it was. I see and hear people like Kenneth Copeland and it makes my skin crawl.
@dcrane3950
@dcrane3950 2 жыл бұрын
I went from being evangelical many years to atheism now . I keep thinking more people should be recognizing the lunacy of religion . It is apparently a slow process .
@stevesloan7132
@stevesloan7132 2 жыл бұрын
That has to be the most absurd excuse for adultery that I have ever heard. She was really making it with a pool boy from Boisie.
@andrewoldham3675
@andrewoldham3675 2 жыл бұрын
The face you make when you realize that Evangelical Christianity has finally out-crazied Scientology...
@gareth2736
@gareth2736 2 жыл бұрын
It's not exactly mainstream evangelical Christianity though, it's extreme pentecostalism crossed with a bit of new age alien craziness.
@Zukoscorner
@Zukoscorner 2 жыл бұрын
" He had little creatures with him this time." I've never heard someone describe testicles that way.
@ZeLunatic
@ZeLunatic 2 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@jdanielcramer
@jdanielcramer 2 жыл бұрын
🤔😬🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@pajdesign
@pajdesign 2 жыл бұрын
I now have a headache I’ve laughed so hard. JohnnieZuko, log off for the night bruh 😂🤣😅
@MrStormg8
@MrStormg8 2 жыл бұрын
Alternatively, "little creatures" could be her euphemism for pubic lice 🦀🦀🦀
@j.c.5749
@j.c.5749 2 жыл бұрын
How many eyes did the "serpentine" creature have? My guess would be one...
@TheTexorcist68
@TheTexorcist68 2 жыл бұрын
She caught Derrick bopping his baloney and saw his "O face" - not a reptilian with alien gargoyles. 😂
@fredderf3152
@fredderf3152 2 жыл бұрын
I am guessing that her husband has “done without” for some time now.
@priscllamccain1423
@priscllamccain1423 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe does not want to hanky panky with her husband and this was her excuse. Lol
@fredderf3152
@fredderf3152 2 жыл бұрын
@@priscllamccain1423 yes… I agree. But I use the “alien excuse” every now and then…. like when I come home later than usual; aliens kidnapped me on my way home from work.
@Timzart7
@Timzart7 2 жыл бұрын
When you pull your husband's face off and a reptile appears, I always say give him the Scientology blessing: "Make money, make money, make more money." It works every time.
@denesem2161
@denesem2161 2 жыл бұрын
LOL
@user-rg3fq1jg6n
@user-rg3fq1jg6n 2 жыл бұрын
Totally evil. It's a shame that they run this grift at tax-payer expense.
@Stewart1953
@Stewart1953 2 жыл бұрын
and they're tax exempt cause it's a "church"
@cluek9780
@cluek9780 2 жыл бұрын
Had not yet heard it that way, but, yeah
@hubertl75
@hubertl75 2 жыл бұрын
In most countries, this kind of behavior (raising money with delusional stories) gets you in jail. It's called fraud!
@bwana-ma-coo-bah425
@bwana-ma-coo-bah425 2 жыл бұрын
not in the USA. It is called being an entrepreneur. must be working, we are here.
@elissaaleph
@elissaaleph 2 жыл бұрын
The line where we say, "lady, you're bonkers" was that evening in bed where she started hallucinating. Her husband should have called someone that evening.
@stephenmuirhead2615
@stephenmuirhead2615 2 жыл бұрын
Did she just fall asleep whilst watching I MARRIED A MONSTER FROM OUTER SPACE?
@nelsonceballos1637
@nelsonceballos1637 2 жыл бұрын
Yes....she married Derek
@davidevans6072
@davidevans6072 2 жыл бұрын
I love that movie! Isn't it cool how the dog was able to defeat the creature?
@Jaysonschannel5326
@Jaysonschannel5326 2 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised at how calm she was with this alien reptile that she was having a conversation with it. They must have been friends in a former life.
@queensrule4450
@queensrule4450 2 жыл бұрын
Remember she said "this time." That would lead one to conclude that she believes she has encountered this "demon" on more than one occasion. Pitiable.
@frederickwelham3829
@frederickwelham3829 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe the only friend she had.
@techfoolcasey4348
@techfoolcasey4348 2 жыл бұрын
You've heard the phrase " pinky swear"? When you're the bud of a reptilian, is it " pinky mice swear"?
@TK-yz3wt
@TK-yz3wt 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe she knows the demon semen doctor lady? She was claiming alien DNA was being used to experiment on humans.
@stevenhoward3358
@stevenhoward3358 2 жыл бұрын
It just goes to show what poor taste aliens must have.
@bogart281
@bogart281 2 жыл бұрын
After reading a half-dozen stories today about Republicans I have come to the conclusion that to become a Republican these days you have to be crazy as a bat.
@remandstimpy
@remandstimpy 2 жыл бұрын
Speaking as a member of the genus Pipistrellus pipistrellus I find your comparison of our noble species to the Republican party extremely offensive.
@robguyatt9602
@robguyatt9602 2 жыл бұрын
@@remandstimpy LOL
@chrisfurius
@chrisfurius 2 жыл бұрын
I don’t look at it as mental illness. It’s grifting as long as there’s an option for donations.
@garrymcfarlane473
@garrymcfarlane473 2 жыл бұрын
It's mental illness if people support this crap
@chrisfurius
@chrisfurius 2 жыл бұрын
@@garrymcfarlane473 I meant in her case. The followers certainly need to be evaluated.
@ryohio4706
@ryohio4706 2 жыл бұрын
That poor woman, holy crap. Lmao, I feel bad laughing, but the way she describes it is incredible. Sounds like she's actually describing a mushroom trip
@adamwalker7726
@adamwalker7726 2 жыл бұрын
Mushroom tip*
@danlmarlow5446
@danlmarlow5446 2 жыл бұрын
Or LSD. 😂
@kevinmclarkey621
@kevinmclarkey621 2 жыл бұрын
Tbf she's probably on something just not telling anyone
@frankmarano1118
@frankmarano1118 2 жыл бұрын
"The Great Delusion DVD" LMAO
@frankmarano1118
@frankmarano1118 2 жыл бұрын
@@kevinmclarkey621 Nahh my mother is like this & is crazy all the time, no drugs necessary. Some people are just plain gone all of the time. If you dont know anyone like this, it looks like drugs to some on the outside looking in. But I assure you its probably not.. shes acting sober in this video. If someone thinks I'm probably exaggerating because everyone finds their mother a little crazy, I'll just tell you she would use knifes to cut into her skin & mutilate herself to get invisible bugs & government nanobots out (delusional parasitosis or Morgellons disease is what they call it) & would drink & bath in bleach & stuff like that to try to kill it. I have no idea how shes still alive honestly, but she thinks shes so important that the government is always trying to assassinate her. At the moment shes hiding from them in Texas. She also has a new end of world date every week & never learns from her mistakes when shes been wrong about every single one I couldn't make this up if I tried & yes we tried getting her help but crazy people dont think they're crazy & you cannot commit someone involuntarily. She would just get out within a a day or 2 when Baker acted & despite the police coming to my house over 200 times throughout the years we never gained an option to have her committed despite repeatedly telling the police that she was dangerous. They wait UNTIL someone gets hurt to actually do something about it. (She was physically abusive to my dad so it's not like she hasn't hurt people before, shes literally tried to kill him before forcing me to call 911) They even caught drunk driving once & didnt arrest her because she lied about just getting a cancer diagnosis. Shes crafty for someone who is so far gone, & shes fooled doctors into thinking shes sane then shed start the insanity the second she was out of the hospital. Shes also been banned from using 911 because shes called in so many bogus claims. I'm sure she can call with an actual emergency but if it ends up being fake she gets arrested on the spot now
@TheUluxian
@TheUluxian 2 жыл бұрын
"It sat up and it startled me." Which is a lot different than my reaction, which would have been.. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! GET AWAY! GET AWAY! GET AWAY!" screams accompanying my headlong flight out of the room and the house....
@davekha9206
@davekha9206 2 жыл бұрын
You'd think an alien who traveled lights years to have sex with a human would have better taste.
@guthrie_the_wizard
@guthrie_the_wizard 2 жыл бұрын
We direly need to teach “Critical Thinking & Rational Skepticism”, “Financial Literacy & Wealth Development ”, and “Practical Ethics & Citizenship” as required courses in all high schools.
@AZOffRoadster
@AZOffRoadster 2 жыл бұрын
Indoctrination!!
@osubeaver9976
@osubeaver9976 2 жыл бұрын
We also need to move on from the cultural norm of it being taboo to criticize/ridicule unfounded beliefs. I was raised to show deference to any and all kinds of religious beliefs; that it was a person's right to have their religious beliefs respected. Only later did I realize that the only right the religious person has is the right to believe whatever they want to believe. They have no right to live free from mockery.
@Steve_Coates
@Steve_Coates 2 жыл бұрын
Just wondering when she'll announce she's standing for Congress, I'm sure she'll get an endorsement from Trump.
@georgepantazis141
@georgepantazis141 2 жыл бұрын
She may be a little to tame and centred for trump.
@teslah2997
@teslah2997 2 жыл бұрын
naw, but MGTwill love her….”birds of a feather”
@1suitcasesal
@1suitcasesal 2 жыл бұрын
She'd fit right in with the rest of them.
@cjandthevindicators
@cjandthevindicators 2 жыл бұрын
Ha Ha! Good One!
@thelakeman5207
@thelakeman5207 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it a natural progression. Lunatic preacher to Republican candidate.
@stopthechaos2456
@stopthechaos2456 2 жыл бұрын
I will have to remember this story when I am not in the mood.
@JT1358
@JT1358 2 жыл бұрын
'What happened to I have a headache?' - nice one David!! Seriously though, an intervention is required here.
@ODoyleRulz
@ODoyleRulz 2 жыл бұрын
I got excited when she said Halflings… “He brought HOBBITS?!?”
@Remember-Death
@Remember-Death 2 жыл бұрын
Nothing wrong with a lil' Baggins gangb*ng.
@roguesheep3083
@roguesheep3083 2 жыл бұрын
The unpublished chapter, "fire in the shire"
@johnnygee4206
@johnnygee4206 2 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile, her next door neighbor's kid is frantically tearing up his room and yelling, "Hey Moooom! My iguana, Iggy, got out of his cage again. Where's the flashlight?".
@mooreandless
@mooreandless 2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@beardedpanda5086
@beardedpanda5086 2 жыл бұрын
Lol this really made me chuckle
@henrysmalls2367
@henrysmalls2367 2 жыл бұрын
I cannot stop laughing!!!. You have my week.
@Flamenco1313
@Flamenco1313 2 жыл бұрын
You get the prize 😂
@judemcvay9944
@judemcvay9944 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@tracemiller9628
@tracemiller9628 2 жыл бұрын
My mom was extremely religious and mental. The demons would come up out the ground, they were dark elongated spectres that she would see. She would have hear the wings of angels above the house, trying to protect her. She extremely frightened all the time and constantly praying. She told me that the demons would cling to buildings and trees and launch themselves at angels flying in the sky.
@Argonaut121
@Argonaut121 2 жыл бұрын
I worked a couple summers in a mental health facility helping the patients, many of whom had been institutionalized for years. I never heard anything this utterly delusional.
@mmarsh1972
@mmarsh1972 2 жыл бұрын
"What happened to I have a headache"...LOL. I think it was Derek who used that line.
@trestyn6364
@trestyn6364 2 жыл бұрын
Who wouldn't cross the near endless gulf of time and space to get themselves a slice of that hair pie?
@aggressiveattitudeera887
@aggressiveattitudeera887 2 жыл бұрын
Well, she *did* say it was desperate.....
@svgs650r
@svgs650r 2 жыл бұрын
Just think of the Box Office numbers if she signed with Vivid Entertainment!
@falconquest2068
@falconquest2068 2 жыл бұрын
Just LOL!!!
@batfleckforever3594
@batfleckforever3594 2 жыл бұрын
😄😄😄👽👽
@fulcigento
@fulcigento 2 жыл бұрын
Add a laugh track and this is the best SNL skit in 25 years.
@slow103
@slow103 2 жыл бұрын
Husband: Why did you cheat on me? Wife : Nonono I didnt, i was misled by a reptile impostering you! Husband: Darn Reptiles!
@FoOtFoOt542
@FoOtFoOt542 2 жыл бұрын
She flatters herself. No alien would hit that. 🤮
@vinhqngouoc
@vinhqngouoc 2 жыл бұрын
Lolol. You're totally right tho
@kevinmclarkey621
@kevinmclarkey621 2 жыл бұрын
TRUE LMAOOOO
@runcaz7802
@runcaz7802 2 жыл бұрын
Zack.....hit the nail on the head.
@woowooNeedsFaith
@woowooNeedsFaith 2 жыл бұрын
People have all sort of strange fetishes. Maybe aliens have those too? Maybe this alien was ostracised because of his disgusting fetishes of bestiality, and that's why he was forced to come here? For the others this place is just too boring and primitive to even be visited.
@Kamn_exe
@Kamn_exe 2 жыл бұрын
Str8 GILF status
@andydahl181
@andydahl181 2 жыл бұрын
Praise the Lord, brothers, sisters, and yes Aliens. Please, remember to leave a donation, on the way out!
@dermotmcglinchey282
@dermotmcglinchey282 2 жыл бұрын
The more you leave the more you will really please Jesus🤦🏻‍♂️..
@scottmullins87
@scottmullins87 2 жыл бұрын
Kirk to landing party ." Report Mr.Spock". Spock: " beam me up Captain there's no intelligent life down here "
@sly7856
@sly7856 2 жыл бұрын
If cops gave out "stupid" fines, half the country would get them
@johnmilnes6536
@johnmilnes6536 2 жыл бұрын
I once went into a rabbit hole of a MAGA thread on twitter. Then I found several MAGA’s discussing reptile people. They were really serious about their beliefs and how to deal with them. I remember one saying that they like having their bellies being tickled 🙄
@tomservo5007
@tomservo5007 2 жыл бұрын
but they have 'evidence', screenshots of various celebrates , highlighting reptilian features
@denesem2161
@denesem2161 2 жыл бұрын
Let me get this straight: an evil, reptilian impostor from the netherworld singles out people just to tickle their bellies? Oh come on now! TBH, I would not make any attempts to disprove that claim. Speechless 🙊.
@monsterhog1118
@monsterhog1118 2 жыл бұрын
Is that a real thing? They believe in reptile people?
@hamie63_m
@hamie63_m 2 жыл бұрын
@@monsterhog1118 the Q cult does. One guy even killed his kids
@tomservo5007
@tomservo5007 2 жыл бұрын
@@monsterhog1118 yes, David Icke made millions on his 'shapeshifting lizard people' and the Royal Family theories
@chadd990
@chadd990 2 жыл бұрын
I'm still mad that she calls me an alien. Sharon, you don't have to return my calls, and you can even lie about our kid, but it's low to call me an alien from outer freakin space.
@julianmarsh1378
@julianmarsh1378 2 жыл бұрын
I believe her and it worries me to no end that somewhere, there is a deaf, dumb, and blind alien on the loose!
@lofnouk
@lofnouk 2 жыл бұрын
I'm getting "Archer" vibes. What do you think, other Barry? If I were Derek I'd be running for the horizon as fast as possible right about now.
@SkepticalChris
@SkepticalChris 2 жыл бұрын
Should include a disclaimer warning : Do not watch while eating or drinking.
@bjstewart3723
@bjstewart3723 2 жыл бұрын
or with a full bladder
@kevinbtube
@kevinbtube 2 жыл бұрын
Did you notice the bottom of the screen says 'the great delusion'. Pretty accurate.
@jackywhite880
@jackywhite880 2 жыл бұрын
Lady, when your husband needs to go that far in roleplay to get it up, do you think perhaps the problem is you?
@darksoul479
@darksoul479 2 жыл бұрын
"Whatever happened to I have a headache?"😂
@davestableford1516
@davestableford1516 2 жыл бұрын
"The true horror of religion is it allows perfectly decent and sane people to believe by the billions what only lunatics could believe on their own." - Sam Harris
@ShaithMaster
@ShaithMaster 2 жыл бұрын
Ham Sarris.
@mrblonde1264
@mrblonde1264 2 жыл бұрын
Apt quote 👌
@georgetheturtle3599
@georgetheturtle3599 2 жыл бұрын
“Perfectly sane” people don’t believe this crazy shit.
@octavianpopescu4776
@octavianpopescu4776 2 жыл бұрын
Ok, you quickly jump to conclusions regarding religion... Even though it might have nothing to do with it... Ever hear of the Capgras syndrome? It seems very, very similar to what she's deacribing.
@CNRMAX
@CNRMAX 2 жыл бұрын
Christianity is just santa for adults. same level of absurdity, yet kids grow out of santa and adult believe jesus is canon. BRUH
@yourneighborhoodfriendlyme4242
@yourneighborhoodfriendlyme4242 2 жыл бұрын
OMG, ten seconds into her story, and I'm already in near hysterical laughter.
@melted_cheetah
@melted_cheetah 2 жыл бұрын
When kink goes wrong and you need something to talk about on a show...
@xy6845
@xy6845 2 жыл бұрын
@@melted_cheetah Imagine being her psychologist lol. Oh wait I forgot. She doesn't have one apparently. (Ik it's not "fun". But it also is kinda fun. Also, how does one grasp this lvl of insane w/o making fun of it, honest question)
@IronChefofPoon
@IronChefofPoon 2 жыл бұрын
She needs a call from Rocky Pendergast that should really get her going.
@JoshSees
@JoshSees 2 жыл бұрын
Mushroom casserole at the church dinner for sure
@rg1360
@rg1360 2 жыл бұрын
Where can I meet a woman like this? I need this in my life
@janicewolk6492
@janicewolk6492 2 жыл бұрын
She doesn't look bad for 70 yrs old, but even lizards have standards.
@frederickwelham3829
@frederickwelham3829 2 жыл бұрын
So an alien appears in her bed and she doesn't wake her husband?
@dougsteel7414
@dougsteel7414 2 жыл бұрын
Every time an alien has invaded me for a similar purpose, he makes a terrible job of it and leaves me to do the explaining
@AZOffRoadster
@AZOffRoadster 2 жыл бұрын
I thought you were going to say, 'leaves me to finish the job'.
@dougsteel7414
@dougsteel7414 2 жыл бұрын
@@AZOffRoadster 🤣
@MrMxxt
@MrMxxt 2 жыл бұрын
Not only did this lady think that this even happened to her which is crazy enough, but she also thought it would be a good idea to go on television and tell this story like she wasn't completely out of her mind
@AZOffRoadster
@AZOffRoadster 2 жыл бұрын
The craziest part is, she thought someone wanted to have sex with her. Obviously delusional.
@noahjuanjuneau9598
@noahjuanjuneau9598 2 жыл бұрын
@@AZOffRoadster - My thoughts exactly… only a lizard would WANT to get intimate with… well you know.
@brankobelfranin8815
@brankobelfranin8815 2 жыл бұрын
@@noahjuanjuneau9598 si
@bench7434
@bench7434 2 жыл бұрын
Cause usually he absolutely don’t want to sleep with me must be the subtitle , except if you want to take his place I,m afraid that you can’t do something for her David .The face of the guy in the middle is priceless.
@bettyswallocks6411
@bettyswallocks6411 2 жыл бұрын
“Serpentine”? As in no arms, no legs? That human suit isn’t going to hang well.
@darrellcook8253
@darrellcook8253 2 жыл бұрын
That's how I describe my sex life.
@HanMasho
@HanMasho 2 жыл бұрын
This honestly sound like she had a sleep paralysis nightmare to me, and she just thought it was real. Since you're half awake, the things you see in your nightmare get projected into your bedroom and it can feel extremely real. Sleep paralysis is also a likely cause of many ghost and alien abduction experiences.
@jjbud3124
@jjbud3124 2 жыл бұрын
I had a sleep paralysis episode once, but there was no nightmare with it. I woke up and could not move, completely paralyzed. All I saw was my room. It took me several seconds to "come back." I can say though that it was scarier than any nightmare I've had and I hope it never happens again. P.S. I remember trying to call out for help but could not even make a sound.
@grumblewoof4721
@grumblewoof4721 2 жыл бұрын
Yep, I just typed that above before reading your comment.. Occam's razor .... the most likely explanation.
@oakstrong1
@oakstrong1 2 жыл бұрын
My initial thoughts as well. The mind creates the scene and creatures according to what they believe is true. This woman believes in lizard people so naturally it is a lizard creature that is trying to have sex with her! (I believe she also subconsciously feels guilty about her sexual desire: it is often instilled to growing girls in various religions that women should do it purely as a wifely duty. Hence a lizard wanting to sex rather than another form of seduction "away from God")) I have woken up with sleep paralysis a couple of times but since I don't believe in lizard people or aliens being so unsophisticated, if they ever visited Earth, that they would need to use anal probes (to find out what exactly?) I have never had alien abduction dreams.
@octavianpopescu4776
@octavianpopescu4776 2 жыл бұрын
Or Capgras syndrome... Sounds very similar.
@HanMasho
@HanMasho 2 жыл бұрын
@@oakstrong1 I usually don't see anything when I have had sleep paralysis except the first time where I saw a shadowy figure. More common for me is waking up with sleep paralysis and dreaming that a friend or family member is calling out to me, but I can't answer.
@Ed20942
@Ed20942 2 жыл бұрын
I hate it when that happens.
@danlmarlow5446
@danlmarlow5446 2 жыл бұрын
😂. Good one.
@mollydooker9636
@mollydooker9636 2 жыл бұрын
Yea it’s a real bitch 😂 😂 😂
@kitno6415
@kitno6415 2 жыл бұрын
Fr fr happens to me every week
@audio_dregs
@audio_dregs 2 жыл бұрын
It’s really a mood killer.
@dollydepew4303
@dollydepew4303 2 жыл бұрын
I'm laughing so hard , you guys are making me cry. I love these replies. Yep David your timing on comments is 👍
@proud2bpagan
@proud2bpagan 2 жыл бұрын
Psychiatrists and counselors are all grabbing their pad and pens, saying "No, no, go on, this is fascinating!"
@cherilynnfisher5658
@cherilynnfisher5658 2 жыл бұрын
Yep! "WTF"; "Wow That's Fascinating".--Spock👽🖖"LLAP".
@signmeupruss
@signmeupruss 2 жыл бұрын
Isn't it wonderful that the video bundle being advertised at the bottom of the screen is called "The Great Delusion"?
@jackjude
@jackjude 2 жыл бұрын
Aww, she's merely reminiscing about a favourite psychotic episode.
@thomashassall96
@thomashassall96 2 жыл бұрын
Cute 🥰
@raymondbohn428
@raymondbohn428 2 жыл бұрын
Could it actually be a scenario where derek walked in on her and her lover and she is trying to convince derek that she thought this "alien" was really him?
@ChibiHoshiDragon
@ChibiHoshiDragon 2 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of the Episode "Alienation" from the TV Show Perception. A woman calls the police because she believes her husband has been abducted and the man pretending to be her husband is actually an alien. Her mind could identify his voice if he calls, but couldn't when she saw him. She saw a friend as an imposter too. Anyone she loved, even platonic love, would end up imposters. This was because she was suffering from Capgras delusion.
@deborahholland7274
@deborahholland7274 2 жыл бұрын
Worked in a psych hospital for 32 years and by God have heard this story more than once. OK Lady you need some serious intervention..
@paulapenna-loveyourvoice
@paulapenna-loveyourvoice 2 жыл бұрын
They’re not mentally ill - they are psychopathic opportunists who know exactly what they are doing.
@Badpammie
@Badpammie 2 жыл бұрын
If I went to visit my Mom and she told this story, I would seek her help for sure.
@murrayedgar4791
@murrayedgar4791 2 жыл бұрын
you'd be a halfling!
@ChibiHoshiDragon
@ChibiHoshiDragon 2 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of the Episode "Alienation" from the TV Show Perception. A woman calls the police because she believes her husband has been abducted and the man pretending to be her husband is actually an alien. Her mind could identify his voice if he calls, but couldn't when she saw him. She saw a friend as an imposter too. Anyone she loved, even platonic love, would end up imposters. This was because she was suffering from Capgras delusion - an actual thing Is it higher in women than men It can be a sign of brain injury or dementia, diabetes, hyperthyroidism, severe migraines... So Yeah, get help FOR her.
@SubaruLove
@SubaruLove 2 жыл бұрын
I'm picturing Xerces from South Park. "Scissor me Xerces!"
@Melidontcare
@Melidontcare 2 жыл бұрын
LOL.. exactly
@rebeccarhodes6611
@rebeccarhodes6611 2 жыл бұрын
I missed that one.
@BenjWarrant
@BenjWarrant 2 жыл бұрын
She isn't delusional. She's just lying.
@robvogt9408
@robvogt9408 2 жыл бұрын
Yup she is 🤪
@johnnywilliams8733
@johnnywilliams8733 2 жыл бұрын
"La la la ya ya boo boo yabba dabba doo doo" Hold on I'm interpretating... The holy spirit guy just told she's bonkers.
@boomer2264
@boomer2264 2 жыл бұрын
This lady knows exactly what she is doing and saying
@iridium5652
@iridium5652 2 жыл бұрын
Gosh I hope so. But I have a sinking feeling she might actually believe this nonsense.
@crekeraj292
@crekeraj292 2 жыл бұрын
I agree. Not mental illness. She's using dialogue that will resonate with the congregation of people she is trying to reach. It's just a rehearsed story to get people to believe in "the power"...so to speak....
@xy6845
@xy6845 2 жыл бұрын
Uhmmm... yea I doubt it. Like she _thinks_ she knows stuff, but.... I don't think she really does. Dunno. My 2 cts
@terenceingledew1442
@terenceingledew1442 2 жыл бұрын
I agree -- she knows dumb people will believe her and send her money. (Probably so she can buy more of her crazy god juice.)
@mplsmark222
@mplsmark222 2 жыл бұрын
This is all in the pursuit of the real goal, cash. Organized religion is the great money making scheme ever created, second is prostitution.
@Kithara111
@Kithara111 2 жыл бұрын
Whatever happened to the real Derek? Hopefully, he ran for the hills.
@bjstewart3723
@bjstewart3723 2 жыл бұрын
too the nearest divorce lawyer
@josephf7720
@josephf7720 2 жыл бұрын
Aliens apparently don’t have very good taste.
@drob517
@drob517 2 жыл бұрын
She must be addicted to the Sci Fi channel. It sounds like a script from one of their B movies.
@TheProgaddict
@TheProgaddict 2 жыл бұрын
"The preacher, the allien and the derek" : the new nicholas sparks book about a love triangle that was never meant to be...
@RolandSxxx1
@RolandSxxx1 2 жыл бұрын
When this happenes I ussually just call for king Leonidas to chuck a spear in his direction... Bad Xerxes NO!
@kameronsnowe903
@kameronsnowe903 2 жыл бұрын
excellent! lol
@rocket7697
@rocket7697 2 жыл бұрын
So this thing looks like Derek, she rips the face off to reveal a reptile, and some and ancient Greek king comes into the mix? Boy she has some real fetishes going on there
@CAPSLOCKPUNDIT
@CAPSLOCKPUNDIT 2 жыл бұрын
GUILTY AS CHARGED. IN MY DEFENSE, SHE WOULD BE REGARDED AS A HIGHLY FERTILE FEMALE ON MY HOME PLANET, AND HER EYES POPPING AND SHOWING WHITE AROUND THE ENTIRE IRIS WOULD BE CONSIDERED A REPTILIAN MATING SIGNAL.
@glowwurm9365
@glowwurm9365 2 жыл бұрын
“and then children I woke up” The End
@jaycummings8116
@jaycummings8116 2 жыл бұрын
It was just another "I hate it when that happens" incident.
@ephtea614
@ephtea614 2 жыл бұрын
So, that's the new "I have a headache" excuse Christian women are using when they're just not in the mood now? As she's screaming at an imaginary alien, her husband just sits there with a h*rd on, rolling his eyes, saying "Whatever!".
@maxwortel8986
@maxwortel8986 2 жыл бұрын
Facts
@MissStateFan
@MissStateFan 2 жыл бұрын
Hard. No need to censor it. We aren’t children here.
@jerrys4841
@jerrys4841 2 жыл бұрын
Or, it's really the husband who is quite concerned, but all she see's are reptilians. I think the husband needs to step up and talk to her and guide her to a psychiatrist.
@cherilynnfisher5658
@cherilynnfisher5658 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe this is why so many Christian men are angry?
@jerrys4841
@jerrys4841 2 жыл бұрын
@@cherilynnfisher5658 What? Christian men won't respect their wives feelings and just want to have sex with them? Maybe men should step back examine themselves.
@michaelcraft794
@michaelcraft794 2 жыл бұрын
As an alien I can assure you this never happened.
@josefachada3630
@josefachada3630 2 жыл бұрын
América is like a mad tv show that plays every day!
@daveyboots79
@daveyboots79 2 жыл бұрын
I love that she had to go with 'jesus is real' as she physically assaults other Derek... because, that clearly was in doubt and needed reinforcing 😅
@clearwatervalleythrift3443
@clearwatervalleythrift3443 2 жыл бұрын
I’ll have to check my elderly mothers credit card, make sure she didn’t donate or purchase the DVD bundle. She might have thought she was watching Fox News.😂
@claudelewis509
@claudelewis509 2 жыл бұрын
It was Demon seed Tucker Carlson and Stephen Miller in her bedroom.(LOL
@jonbassett9391
@jonbassett9391 2 жыл бұрын
"Whatever happened to I have a headache?" 🤣 I just woke up my girlfriend laughing. Lol, she had a headache tonight! 🤣
@rhyzily5289
@rhyzily5289 2 жыл бұрын
My brain hurts soooo much watching this! Thanks for sharing David.
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