Carson’s group: having fun Schlatt: W A L K

Even IRL Schlatt doesn't run.

Schlatt was a completely different person before the chops.

schlatt isn't even doing anything and we're all just simping for him

Charlie is the nerdiest member yet he is still jacked as hell

schlatts like a single father taking his sons friends to the zoo

charlie's pure joy at buying a tiny aligator puppet is honestly what i need rn

Something is really satisfying about seeing Noah drop a bag, pull out a sparkling purple snake and run full speed at an animal enclosure while anime battle music plays

I love how this comment section is 90% schlatt related . deep down we are all gay for gayschlatt

I JUST REALIZED WHY SCHLATT WALKED SLOWLY ACROSS THE BRIDGE *HE DOESNT SPRINT*

charlie actually being capable of doing the worm is giving me whiplash

“Ted, he’s beating the shit out of you” and “yknow the Australians lost a war to these guys” will never cease to make me laugh

Imagine going to the zoo and seeing grown men act like animals in front of two other grown men having a deep philosophical conversation. What a sight to see.

Everyone else acting chaotic while schlatt being a business man.

Imagine if you just saw a man walking the other way down the street towards you. Suddenly, he drops his bag, reaches down into it and grabs a purple plush snake. Boss music starts playing as he starts walking towards you, a powerful look in his eyes. He starts gaining speed as he changes his grip on the snake, wielding it like a weapon. He transitions into a full on sprint, snake trailing behind. He reaches you, and before you can even think, there is a snake hurtling at your head. The last thing you see before falling unconsious is his snake, hanging by his side.

I just realized they said that they were at the San Diego Zoo and that means that is the same zoo where the first KZfaq video was made

Everyone here looks like 14 year olds visiting the zoo without their parents for the first time

Schlatt looks like he has custody of the kids and he did know what to do so he took them to the zoo then regretted it once he got there

10:42 I love ted’s bewildered face after Travis said X

I love how happy Charlie was to have his puppet dinosaur

Charlie having enough upper body strength to do the worm is actually horrifying

schlatts man voice coming from his little boy body is highly disconcerting

Ted and Charlie: practically running Cooper and Noah: Speedwalking, as they are supposed to Traves: Speedwalking at his own pace Schlatt: *walkin* And that pretty much sums up this entire video

NOBODY IS TALKING ABOUT THE OUTRO

Literally any animal: *exists* Schlatt: “Australia lost a war to those things you know”

Schlatt: I'm not gay Shlatt: why does Travis act all cute like that?

11:39 I love how proud Travis looks when he makes the group laugh. It's so wholesome.

When Traves said his drip joke and everyone laughed you could see the pure joy in his eyes and my life peaked right at that moment.

it's so weird to see jschlatt's mouth move and then hear his voice. i always thought of him as an omnipotent character with a disembodied voice.

None of these animals can even hope to compare... against Big Lion.

4:00 chuckle sandwich :)

But if you close your eyes it’s almost like nothing changed at all

schlatt is like the father and everyone are his kids lmao

schlatt has history teacher energy

5:19 plz why does schlatt walk like he has a pad on 😭

4:15 the origins of Chuckle Sandwich

2:03 schlatt extending his neck so he looks taller than ted to intimidate him is the best thing ever

How is this not age restricted? We just watched a gator bleed out on a lift. Its Harambe all over again

kinda sad how this isnt gonna be a thing anymore.

its so impressive that ted was able to come up with that formal speech from the top of his head. it seems like the elephant king complied with what he said.

I can't believe we saw Schlattwalking in real life...

I feel like Schlatt hasn't ran a day in his life

9:42 nobody: absolutely no one: ted: B A M B O O N

I watch this in pain in nostalgia

Schlatt looks like an undercover cop when he's in public

The fact JSchlatt was schlatt-walking across the bridge made me audibly laugh

9:29 there’s nothing more menacing than Noah running at you with a stuffed snake

Can we just talk about how genuinely handsome schlatt is. also nice fit

The fact that charlie has a bit of visible muscle is absolutely terrifying for some reason

Ted/Charlie: *kids who were told not to run around the pool* Noah/Cooper: *in a hurry to get to the checkout* Travis: *just vibin* Schlatt: **schlattwalk**

this just hurts now

1:59 “lay on the ground and do a snake” “It’s a nice shirt ted” ahahahah

Noah running is the most intimidating thing I've ever seen.

Schlatt’s older brother personality is only helped by him wearing a mint condition Regan-Bush shirt

Schlatt can’t run because he’s in timbs. Come on now yall

8:32 Schlatt clearly doing some 3am KZfaq browsing and stumbling upon oversimplifieds video on the matter.

Schlatt is that person that goes around the airport and aggresively tries to shake people's hands.

carson, josh, and mason: enjoying a nice day at the park everyone else: DEAREST ELEPHANT I BESEECH YOU

Everyone talking about Schlatt’s outfit but are we not gonna talk about how INTIMIDATING Noah looked whenever he whipped out the snake?

5:18 he doesn’t even sprint in real life...

No one is talking about Charlie coming out of the bathroom and trying to snap with the dragon on his hand

charlie telling traves to dance with him and ted just shows how he is the friend who tries to get the more quiet people in the group in on the shenanigans so they never feel left out. best type of person.

This is actually so fucking sad. I’m sad now.

Sad this could have been the greatest youtube group ever

Are we gonna ignore the fact that ted, noah, and schlatt have a great sense of style

3:59 chuckle sandwich right here

Cooper is travis's chill older brother meanwhile schlatt is the concern older brother that acts like he doesn't care

I like how Schlatt is just there while everyone else is trying to do everything.

I don't think Schlatt's ever taken off his timbs

rewatching this for the 1000th time and just realised how hard schlatt’s punch actually sounded 2:20

whenever ted or shlatt speaks I quiver in fear

why does cscoop look like the kid who threatened to beat me up for being gay in highschool

I didn’t realise how much I miss Carson’s laugh

the fact that i used to go to this zoo nearly every weekend and couldve seen these people without knowing who they are will haunt me forever

Random animal: breathes Schlatt: you know the Australians lost a war to these guys

“You think money is an object when you’re trying to be a snake?” Ted has actually good logic that genuinely makes perfect sense

this should be called “schlatt takes his kids to the zoo”

pov im sad and rewatching this

I like how Carson just disappeared halfway through the video and never came back

“You think money is an object when you’re trying to be a snake?”

I read somewhere that slime’s wardrobe consists of his merch and cargo shorts

1:14 he is so powerful

better days

10:00 Charlie 100% told him that joke

Schlatt and Ted are the two most chaotic forces in the universe. They must not be brought together without the assurance of complete and utter destruction

who knew at 4:12 would be the start of the riveting trio know today as the podcast the chuckle sandwich. The forshadowing of this clip would prove the dominance before said trio of the three.

jeez and now it’s all over

Everyone: *Running across the bridge* Schlatt: *Walkin'*

"This shirt was 50 bucks" "I dont care, do you think money is an object when you're trying to be a snake"

It really does hurt

With this outfit I’m slowly convincing myself that schlatt is bi. (Obviously I’m not assuming) he just has bi energy

When I first started watching Lunch Club, I would get Ted and Schlatt mixed up all the time. Now I've realized they are just the yin and yang to each other. They are the same person, but also so different. (It helps that they both have voices that would be on the best morning radio show)

Noah: the middle child who came home from college Ted:the older brother who is either chaotic, or in charge. No in between. Charlie and Cooper: the chaotic twins Travis:the youngest Schlatt: the father who was told if he didn’t take the kids for a day he was going to get a divorce Carson and Josh: family friends having a nice time Edit: I forgot Mason sooooo; Mason: The basement slave who is only allowed to come out to film

Charlie doing the worm was something I never knew I needed until today.

Claim your "Here before the Drama" card here:

This entire comment section is sponsored by Shlatt.

Ted : The mother who everyone hates but makes her kids still like her somehow Schlatt : The Dad who was forced to go on an outting with his wife and kids travis : the clingy youngest child cooper and charlie : the chaotic twins who convinced their family to go to the zoo noah : the uncle who has nothing better to do

3:59 the unofficial first episode of chuckle sandwich

im so happy the comments on this video are still the same and i can pretend

Schlatt: single father Ted: eldest child Noah: college child Cooper: chaotic child Charlie: cooper’s partner in chaos Traves: youngest child Carson: grandfather