I heard the girl was having a problem with some predators and I thought I'd offer an egg for these trying times

i should go

@@bella-floyd no, please have a seat.

@@mauirandall8176 i have to go and tend for my eggs

@ur a bum bum oh that's just a regular saturday out with the boys

She looks 19 at the least.

@@grammarpolice2714 no she's like 22

😭😭😭😭

ikrrrrr

Also the way they dress wtf

so they don't go MMMMMFFF 😂

Sorry for your experience, hopefully it has gotten better

The assumption that they act like those cartoonish villains is very dangerous. It's probably easier to imagine those people to be like monsters, because monsters are not real, and humans don't want to believe that people as horrible as child predators exist.

Could you tell us about your experience I am very interested

@@danielskelton8931 he was my stepdad and i was like 8 and that's all you need to know

Champion

Thank you!!!

thanks!!

I was just about to ask, thank you kind sir

Jake Perrettii, you're a gem

@Natalie Province Excuse me what the fuck.

Natalie Province ok hold up-

Natalie Province I-I’ve done the same thing, I was terrified when I saw nudes.

@Natalie Province i did the same thing at 12 too lmao.

Natalie Province Literally same dude

and apparently they all look like Cheif Keef

Wait I’m so confused, is it Toons or Tunes?

@@olakopinska Mandela effect...🤔🤔

@@olakopinska Yes.

@@olakopinska it's T-űnës

Also how honestly unnerved he looks every time

the way that when he comes back he looks so upset….

Jordan Peele did it and did it well.

I was crying laughing when that happened

Exactly

Yeah same but i put on my glasses for once

same but I finally use my brain

@@AA-sf9wu same

Sameeee

y'all know those gold digger pranks, my dad was on facebook and showed me one of them and dead serious said "women", he thought it was real

Nothing weird so far

I actually spit out my Diet Coke

* grunts *

I didn't know how to react I'm still felling the shock

Crystal Charron you’re supposed to drink it

Jaina Solo I love that name she is a great character

Yourdaddy jim Thanks! She’s my fav SW character.

One of mine too her and ysanne Isard

Besides this tangent of Star Wars: yeah, it is making a mockery of actual criminal offences. The whole thing is so twisted and ‘precisely the opposite of what would actually happen’ that it worries me that the younger viewers of their channel and ones like it (which, let’s be honest, are the bulk of their viewership), they’ll see this shit, naively believe it (‘cos, common: kids...), and subconsciously underestimate the potential of an unstable adult who doesn’t care how much they shatter your innocent & trusting “flowery lens unto he world and their role within it” - so to speak. I remember that there’s 2 events in my life that shattered my ‘sense of feeling safe’ that were intentionally inflicted by my dad as a sort of “heavy dose of [his] reality”-(he was brought up through the Spanish Civil War against Franco on the side of the rebels, followed by escaping with his family (at a young age) to South Africa, then moving to Brazil, and finally migrating, in his teenage years, to Australia - a heaven to them during the 1960s-1970s - as, all the way from when he was born to until high school, he was physically and mentally brutalised by every institution he attended (mostly by teachers and authority figures, too), and on multiple occasions (especially during his travels through Africa) was nearly gunned-down by the guerrilla warfare and border/turf patrols. As a result: his view of the world compared to the 1st-world lifestyle/privilege I got to enjoy growing up in, was a “false dream” that could never prepare his kids for ‘the worst’). The first was when I was 6 and he pinned me to the ground during what was meant to be just a ‘tickle battle of fun’ and he verbally made a point that I was “too confident in my capacity to fight against a grown man; that I had absolutely zero chance of winning; and that I had to learn when to grovel on the ground when it was the only chance for survival”, so he kept assaulting my ribs - “tickling” was long-gone - and said, “if you won’t admit that you’re below me in the hierarchy by saying ‘uncle’, then I’ll continue this forever”. I tried pleading, but the pain and the fear in the sensations I was feeling in my ribs was escalating like nothing else I’d ever felt-so, although I said it through gritted teeth, I begrudgingly oozed the words “uncle”. I’ll never forget that one. The second time (and much shorter this time): my mum and I had been childishly arguing over our values and personal space for months during my mid teenage years, and apparently she’d been dealing with a violent stalker at the same time - my sister and I had no idea about that part - so her stress was climbing and climbing, her mental-health spiralling down the drain. I was lost and confused as to why my parents would never negotiate my desires and it certainly didn’t help that they had terrible communication skills. My dad snapped at some point, chased me, teased me against a wall by the throat, lifted me in the air, and warned me that if I continued to oppose his and his wife’s authority ‘as someone lower in the food-chain’, I’d regret it. (PS: my father was a martial artist expert, black belt in 3 different martial arts, and a teacher for over a decade, so a 16 year old me had no chance, even with a non-ballistic weapon, to beat him). Frankly, the power of a real adult-male with 40 years of strength in age to his existence, was a terrifying realisation of just how helpless I was against an adult male with malicious intentions. Now: albeit I went off tangent a bit cos I really despise my dad for those violent acts that could have been resolved through words, but the real point is that he did help me understand just how vulnerable I can be to a malevolent person with the power to accomplish their goal(s), but also just how important contingency plans are for whenever I only have myself to depend on. The videos by these prank artists (if you can call them that...) really mislead young audiences about the severity of these dangers that they ‘attempt’ to recreate. Those hulking predators vs “girl alone in a hotel room”, ... she’s fucked (lel, both metaphorically and ... literally...); almost all (if not all) of those other situations? A horrific set of events are about to play out, in actuality - and they won’t merely be “less than 10 minutes in length”. The victim? A toy to be discarded afterwards; a ghost of their former self. Battered, bruised, uncared for, mentally defiled-life will never be the same as they feel what it’s like to be denied even the right to complain, and as their screams are treated as “sweet music”, and their outlook on themselves as a ‘human being with a value and with rights’ is completely destroyed as them, alone, are stuffed down into the depths of hell without a single choice in the matter. Just like my dad held me down as a kid and destroyed my sense of ‘inherent safety as an equal citizen and a valuable human being’, they too will reinvent their personal concept of their own fate from ‘I have value’ to ‘if I can’t kill them first, then I’m just an object that barely - or maybe doesn’t - exist’. It’s a terror I’d wish upon no one who’s innocent-but this kind of content makes light of this reality to such an extent that you’d think they were parodying this horrific & depressing truth; that is, if it wasn’t for their message at the end of every one of their videos. Honestly: hope they go to hell.

YayaBunWa I’m sorry you went through that. That sounds so hard. Yeah, the people in the video don’t get what being victimized is like. They don’t understand what they’re playing with. And what they’re doing is wrong.

My feelings exactly

So true.

illager

Illager

RayRay Mukhi pillager

RayRay Mukhi you ruined it with the edit

Coffeeshopa u did u mean Danny??

Harper F. who’s drew

unwxnted drew is danny

Purple Bubble butt Drew? I thought this was Amanda’s channel

itzdarck wah wah

omg fellow omni !!:D

Hotel: Trivago

Libtards: Owned

why are you like this?

Dick: Out I am forcibly removed from the premises

🤠

Med Down i think it’s because they talk about similar things

Nahhh I think they have pretty different styles

TheFirstNoel I think it’s because they’re the same person

Med Down Sameeeeee

It's their similar humor and way of talking. Love it though. 2 for 1

Thanks for making me laugh ☺️

Albert would be disappointed

@@burningcandles7692 I know... My apologies. I know E = Mc ⭕ though

Wait-

Chloe it’s okay, you tried

@@user-xe3xo4iz7e dude come on, there brain is shut off they can’t spell!

lol

Sameeee

sAME

I’ve said the vine out loud in the car so many times it’s just expected now kakskskskkaks

Juliana I say the vine out loud every single time I see one. It feels unnatural not to.

There is roadwork on the road I live off of and my friend and I always make that reference when we ride together

Yeah he did... but his landlord stole it

@@careen2352 when/where did he say this?

Watch: "Why is everybody mad about everything"

@@careen2352 Thanks :D

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/p9GRg8mqvc6uaZs.html there it is

Totallyahooman ye

I always do that

@Roger Taylor no, you assert dominance by doing the T pose.

He is a caveman

@Roger Taylor okay sorry this is irrelevant but ROGERRR

Omg I loved that video 😂

I want them to do a second part of that video,I never laughed so hard

This comment is underated,I love it 😂😂

Yes! House of Gold reference!

Who’s Denny

Ngl they're not exactly hetero 😳

okay but doesnt that card under his computer look like danny??

I am going to watch Danny Gonzalez vines after this

i was the thousandth like hehe

WHERE

Cole Recksiedler is his fanbase now “guy”??? What a copy cat lol jk

Pretty suspicious that you're looking at his crotch

I have been exposed.

@@PowahSlapEntertainmint You must now go in exile for six months

Andrew Swanson Films lolol same

ouh. Nice to see you here

punprodigy thank you sm!

Drew Gooden is 36 years of age

uhhhh no he isnt

Omg I didn't even notice. I saw another comment say that but I didn't understand.

Are y’all joking? Cause he’s not the road work ahead guy. 😂

@@aaronfiore545 yes. He is

bill bill I just went and watched the vine and I guess your right😂 I thought it was Thomas Sanders

Same lol

Same I think 2019 or 2020, whenever my sister passes a word work a head sign she should phrase Drew’s vine. Didn’t get the reference at that time.

tomatoanus this comment reminded me of creed bratton from the office for some reason

tomatoanus who ACTUALLY has done that?

@@boistired6825 me, duh. It's normal because I can't afford cable.

If eatin some eggs outside a girls window is a crime, then lock me up and swallow the key.

Zyraxx he was watching the girl sleep

I’m stealing this from another comment but this did remind me of the Instagram dude. I GOT. TO GO. GOTTA GO.

*GOTTA GO*

17:01

I should go, I’m Commander Shepard and these are my favorite eggs on the citadel.

I literally paused the video and my eyes grew wide the moment he said that

Hannah Banana this killed me😂🤣

Damn now Hotel Trivago gotta pay you for an ad read

Yes

Model Number: Wolf

Delivery? Dejorno

@Austin Kilgore People exist who are so disconnected that their perception is skewed. They probably think they're doing some sort of avant garde art. But on the other side of the coin they could just see a money machine and know how to use it. That's all the reasoning most people would need.

@@ogioblue People honestly believe these videos and its kind of sick tbh

LMAO

What

danny, drew and their third identity - kurtis

Just a random Person Sounds about right

Oh shit

You just blew my mind

me nd my sister say it everytime we pass one nd my mom wants to choke us out cause we say it all the time ahahahah

Did you get it for him?

Well update us

@@jaydawg2687 I am incapable of passing a road work ahead sign without saying "yeah, i sure hope it does."

No one: *every teacher* : Plagiarisms is a serious crimes it is not victimless. Every time you tell a plagiarism, Drew Goodone can’t eat that day and his hairline proceeds a little more. Plagiarism aren’t funny, even when it’s a funny joke plagiarism. Do not do a plagiarism again anymore or else Andrew’s wife won’t be allowed to eat today either.

What the fuck*

@Raven -Chan he knows

Raven -Chan same

Raven -Chan me too

@@ashriel9631 r/woooosh

thanks for stealing

Hotel : Trivago

Hey your name is cool

Hotel: trivago

Maybe it's Maybelline!

Parker hajiskari?

@@trapdoorguppi yep

bro do you have any stories

Also I don't give a shit if it's not a 100% correct quote. Lemme paraphraseeee

Lol

@Dangerz Own even cheaper on AliExpress

I want one

I think it's just a sign at that point.

yes, and it’s $200

YEAH BUT IM A POOR ASS BITCH

@@maggiegray5517 WHAT

Parker or Chester?

Which one

PARKER OR CHESTER WE NEED F***ING ANSWERS WOMAN!!!!

WHICH ONE🗿

Which one

Great! Now I finally know at least one person in a KZfaq Rewind.

Hey guys if anyone is reading this comment please take out 1 sec out of your wasteful life and search for "Typical Indian Comments" channel. It's a laugh riot. You won't be disappointed.

Son Pramey we all know your advertising your own channel.

Son Pramey, Should have said miserable life instead imo, but also no

Son Pramey Drew is THE only youtuber, the only channel that exist on youtube, so it’s pretty obvious you are a troll. Don’t feed the troll guys :)) /s

*no YOU'RE under arrest*

*no YOU'RE under arrest*

*pulls out reverse uno card*

*Touches penis*

*nigga dale*

Or maybe Danny Gonzales is like him

Wait I thought this was Danny Gonzales?? Ah man, tricked again..

what do you mean? this IS danny gonzalez..

They are the same

uh this IS danny wym

That's how all this 'free' web shops work. Wish.com is the same

I mean...I can find every single one of those items on aliexpress for 1$ each so... 😒

I used to like them like years ago and i got the ♾ braclet. Took 2- 2 and a half months to ship (i live in the us) and it broke in about half a week to a week.

Oliver Queen has

Oliver Queen HAS!

Hotel:trivago

Weird flex: but ok

That's: a lotta damage

Hey guys what's up

@@haydenlovellette1927 Joke is: Dead

SPEED WEED with beloved amazing Chester*

ypu can get one at no cost.. at your local construction site.

Yeah but does it have "I sure hope it does" written on it?

That sounds hilarious :'y Was the fursuit as bad as I'm picturing it, or was it one of those ones I've heard cost $3k

@@BlackOrderAlchemist If its the one I remember seeing, its really bad

Your grammar is dismal

@@viemarirunoa he spelled one word wrong lmao

@@wyattp8479 Technically he spelled 2 words wrong.

Yes, “Let her”

Your name is a lie

Sounds like something onision would do...

he said its his right to set it up

@@emmybean8904 lmao, omg, I thought he said wife too. That makes alot more sense..

me neither

Parker x Chester confirmed????

​@@literal-legend19hell yeah!

*5 years old now*

He's a Gooden person.

2341 5h4m3 the door is that way👉🏿👉🏿👉🏿🚪

His name's Danny Gonzalez

@@MrMonkeMan141 Jarvis Johnson, you mean

I feel like people don't know grunting existed before Minecraft ffs

@LVBBoi Oh you haven’t heard that Mojang invented grunting?

@@yowch1081 true. people are so uneducated these days

Of course, because that's the appropriate response to getting clear proof of someone with ill intent. That's the first thing they teach you in law school

@@dasutanehineri haha

What do u think? They can not touch or hurt them cause they are gonna give the footage to the police and if they do they to go to court if hurting them

@@el_frijol2354 It's not like they can just hold him down and not punch him or smth but ok

drew *is* the only person on youtube

the strange fascinations of maddie and danny Gonzales

can’t relate

Have you seen Danny's brand deals

And noel Miller as well

It makes me wanna actually use what they're advertising

His and Danny's are worth watching! I honestly skip ads from other KZfaqrs but would never skip an ad from Drew or Danny! I honestly loved Drew's Audio book sponsor

hey, Doppio, how's bossu?

Giorno Giovanna in an infinite death because of you but it’s whatever

@@scarthecheetah1958 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Vibha B I Grunt In people's Kitchens.

The Roblox Noob why are you everywhere In these comments lmao

I hate when people eat eggs outside windows, thats what we have pineapple for smh my head

Apparently, you speedrun the Drew Gooden comments section too got damn

This dude does Fallout speedruns

Nah it's chill dude, I just recognised him from Twitch is all.

s p o o k y

I did a comment at the same time and got 3 likes

No shit

True, but this garbage content should NOT be promoted as entertainment. This is a REAL problem and it pisses me off so much that they make a mockery out of it.

Wait, why have they never been in the same room...

I finally learned who John Mulaney was after more than a year of thinking everyone meant John Delaney.

John Mulaney = Drew Gooden

Two men enter, one man leaves!

"I am Drew." "And I am johnny" "And we are not the same person. We may have similar vibes; We may have similar styles, but we are different nonetheless."

They're meant as a "example learning guide" but nobody rewrites it in their own words

It was the John Mulaney voice that did it.