Lying Trump Dumped by Accountants & Freddie the Stoner's Question for Olympic Gold Winner Chloe Kim

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The statewide indoor mask mandate for vaccinated individuals in California has been lifted but LA County is still requiring that we mask up, court documents have revealed that Donald Trump’s long time accounting firm has dumped him, according to multiple sources Trump had a habit of making calls on other people’s phones because he didn’t want White House aides listening in, his terrible kids are making the rounds, a Manhattan judge and jury rejected Sarah Palin’s lawsuit against the New York Times, Klan Mom Marjorie Taylor Greene went on OAN to chat with host Dan Ball and they had a bone to pick with Jimmy, the now former Mayor in Hudson, Ohio suggested that allowing ice fishing might somehow lead to prostitution, Russian figure skater Kamila Valieva tested positive for a banned heart medication that can potentially boost endurance, and we check in with our Olympic correspondent Freddie the Stoner from Buchanan, Michigan to talk about the Winter Games and ask a question to two-time Olympic Gold Medalist Snowboarder Chloe Kim!
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@jessecarliner7733
@jessecarliner7733 2 жыл бұрын
The main problem I have with everyone mocking Marjorie Taylor Greene for confusing Gazpacho and Gestapo is that even if she had gotten that part right she was still making a stupid statement.
@HH-mw4sq
@HH-mw4sq 2 жыл бұрын
We all know, but the Gazpacho statement was such a low-hanging fruit, you have to pick it.
@moniqueengleman873
@moniqueengleman873 2 жыл бұрын
I totally agree. I honestly believe that she doesn't know the difference 🙄🙄 Gazpacho soup is a cold green soup, for those who have not been tortured with it before. I think she read an article and went out thinking she had it correct. Which is sadly even more ironic
@jessecarliner7733
@jessecarliner7733 2 жыл бұрын
@@moniqueengleman873 I have never seen a green version only red. I haven't had it in years but on occasion I have enjoyed it. The other thing that shows her lack of understanding is that if she had said "Gestapo police" the "police" is redundant and I have never heard anybody include it.
@suzanneyoung1729
@suzanneyoung1729 2 жыл бұрын
Amen!! That's the more important point!
@dennischallinor8497
@dennischallinor8497 2 жыл бұрын
Aren't stupid statements her stock in trade? I've never heard her say one sensible thing!!! Wingnut.
@eljaysmiley
@eljaysmiley 2 жыл бұрын
Dear Mayor Shubert, Where the hell have you been fishing, dude?😯
@delcox8165
@delcox8165 2 жыл бұрын
It's a real shame that intelligent people become our show writers and comedians, and idiots become our lawmakers.
@marionmarking
@marionmarking 2 жыл бұрын
Word.
@lunaballesano6410
@lunaballesano6410 2 жыл бұрын
Respectable people don't wanna work with poisonous people in politics, so they choose a job much less corrupt.
@georgeemmons5128
@georgeemmons5128 2 жыл бұрын
That's because comedy is serious and politics are a joke!😵👁🤔
@granthurlburt4062
@granthurlburt4062 2 жыл бұрын
@@lunaballesano6410 Damn right. It's a privilege to be able to tell the truth. Also, they can make a joke and not have it deliberately taken out of context by the other side adn the media (I am pro-MSM, BTW. OK? CU L8r.)
@dennischallinor8497
@dennischallinor8497 2 жыл бұрын
From your lips to God's ears. Now, how many millennia before "He" sends correction?
@theelysian1172
@theelysian1172 2 жыл бұрын
I love the reaction of the board member right beside the guy talking. He honestly couldn't believe what he just heard 😂
@TheCimbrianBull
@TheCimbrianBull 2 жыл бұрын
I couldn't stop laughing! 😂😭🤣
@population-_-420
@population-_-420 2 жыл бұрын
I like presidents that don't flush important documents down the toilet 🚽
@MrBayspring
@MrBayspring 2 жыл бұрын
Trump is a big man, I imagine he drops a pretty good size turd. I think he clogges the toilet with his big turds and out of embarrassment he tears up paper to make it look like its paper and not his giant poop.
@oldrrocr
@oldrrocr 2 жыл бұрын
speaking of dropping turds: Hey, Mr Garland don't you think it's time to start arresting traitors? Hillary would start with bunker baby - he'll throw EVERYONE under the bus. Given enough time, trump will confess every crime he ever committed (and try to blame someone else). but tick tock....
@dpz9872
@dpz9872 2 жыл бұрын
I like both. Presidents that don't flush documents and senators who don't destroy entire computer server's. And I trust no one. 👌
@DaSick1
@DaSick1 2 жыл бұрын
Most Méxicans are still wearing masks, no crying, no complaining, no talking sh*t to you if you wear 1, no drinking pee, etc.. Watching América is an embarrassment 😢
@DrNancyLivingCoCreatively
@DrNancyLivingCoCreatively 2 жыл бұрын
Bravo Mexico. 🌹
@population-_-420
@population-_-420 2 жыл бұрын
Daily reminder on Jan 6 impeached tRump attacked amerikkka during a joint session of Congress certifying the 2020 election results .
@dinoflagella4185
@dinoflagella4185 2 жыл бұрын
Mexico has lower covid cases than the US, but Republicans want you scared of illegals with covid.
@robertohernandez2258
@robertohernandez2258 2 жыл бұрын
Que ?
@robertohernandez2258
@robertohernandez2258 2 жыл бұрын
@@dinoflagella4185 - January 6 was all Mexicans jumping those Capital Hill walls where you blind...got cataracts ? Glaucoma? Your eyes Don't work ? 🙄
@truthhurts3524
@truthhurts3524 2 жыл бұрын
That Ohio councilman that turned and looked at the “prostitution councilman” couldn’t believe what he was hearing. 🤣🤣
@kathy73160
@kathy73160 2 жыл бұрын
Ikr? 😂
@lindadonaldson7568
@lindadonaldson7568 2 жыл бұрын
Better sure he was the mayor
@BobbiCurtis
@BobbiCurtis 2 жыл бұрын
Saying that Greene was confused or that it was a slip of the tongue for her to call the German Secret Police the name of cold soup gives her a way out of being just plain stupid and not knowing she was wrong. That needs to stop.
@melaniecotterell8263
@melaniecotterell8263 2 жыл бұрын
1st amendment.
@Green-Mountainboy
@Green-Mountainboy 2 жыл бұрын
Im sure she also misspoke when comparing that DC jail to the gulags in the same sentence. Funny how they conveniently didnt mention that part 🙄
@gracemunich1476
@gracemunich1476 2 жыл бұрын
@@melaniecotterell8263 what is your point? It is NOT ok to spread lies and BS. Drink some chlorox and you will feel much better. Drink 1 or 2 liters. Enjoy
@antoniograncino3506
@antoniograncino3506 2 жыл бұрын
@@gracemunich1476 Tut tut, everyone knows the 1st Amendment guarantees every American's right to say stupid things in public.
@jwoolman5
@jwoolman5 2 жыл бұрын
Hate to be that person, but as a professional translator I feel compelled to point out that Gestapo Police would have been redundant because the “po” at the end of Gestapo stands for Police (Polizei). Hence we commonly just say Gestapo even in English. Gazpacho Police, however is not redundant, just baffling.
@freedomfinder5196
@freedomfinder5196 2 жыл бұрын
“No, she’s not the devil. The devil is smart.” Thanks, Jimmy!! That was awesome!
@books165
@books165 2 жыл бұрын
0ⁿ(kp
@jamesgoines7663
@jamesgoines7663 2 жыл бұрын
Powerful statement, Jimmy! Powerful!
@tiararoxeanne1318
@tiararoxeanne1318 2 жыл бұрын
My favourite statement of the week! Thanks Jimmy!🙏👍
@nizzisnice5478
@nizzisnice5478 2 жыл бұрын
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@coryryder9070
@coryryder9070 2 жыл бұрын
windmils cause that cancer yet drinking bleach and tanning your anius help with covid yet ?
@dhenschel4
@dhenschel4 2 жыл бұрын
"No she's not the devil; the devil is smart..." incredible
@watcher1258
@watcher1258 2 жыл бұрын
And the devil unlike her knows when to shut up:)
@CobraF1
@CobraF1 2 жыл бұрын
This was the best joke I heard in a while XD I laughed out loud while cooking
@phillipaponiewierski2983
@phillipaponiewierski2983 2 жыл бұрын
Watching from Australia 🦘 when is the Trump train going to end. How more can Americans endure?
@rais1953
@rais1953 2 жыл бұрын
Yes Australia 🇦🇺 manages OK with federal elections only every 3 years and the false campaign starts about 3 months before with the official campaign lasting just a few weeks. It's much less tiring and we still manage to throw out a failed government occasionally. Oh, and failed Prime Ministers tend to go and find another job to keep themselves busy. We don't hear much from them or about them.
@josefernandogill3038
@josefernandogill3038 2 жыл бұрын
When it finally totaly derails there will be the biggest parties held all around the world.
@ngrader
@ngrader 2 жыл бұрын
LUL she answers the secret service call thinking "Maybe I'm a widow?"
@Opus313
@Opus313 2 жыл бұрын
I guess the accountants got tired of all the torn up papers and having to retrieve pieces from the toilet...
@population-_-420
@population-_-420 2 жыл бұрын
I like presidents that don't flush important documents down the toilet 🚽
@greggoreo6738
@greggoreo6738 2 жыл бұрын
Funny.
@tonioshea9870
@tonioshea9870 2 жыл бұрын
Eric's been diggin' in Jr's stash😂😂
@amostlyreasonableguy
@amostlyreasonableguy 2 жыл бұрын
But not Hunter, the cocaine aficionado who actually knocked up a stripper, then denied he ever had sex with her in an interview, then was taken to court by her in a paternity suit, ordered to take a paternity test and was found to be the father - all while being taken to court by his ex-wife for intentionally not paying money for his kids, and while simultaneously sleeping with his dead brother’s wife, whom he was cheating on with the stripper and other women buying them gifts while neglecting his children. It’s all public knowledge. But yeah, the Trump kids are the real scumbags.
@jimmycrackcorn2516
@jimmycrackcorn2516 2 жыл бұрын
@@amostlyreasonableguy That’s quite an interesting story. You should write a book about that. But you might consider keeping your sentences under 100 words long - that first paragraph of yours is a real doozy!
@ronkirk5099
@ronkirk5099 2 жыл бұрын
I really enjoyed the video of MTG's constituents calling her out on the carpet when she went back to her GA district. Look up the video, it's priceless.
@ellevonk.2925
@ellevonk.2925 2 жыл бұрын
Aww, he was so excited to meet her. That made Freddie’s day! 💚
@iain6882
@iain6882 2 жыл бұрын
You left out that the girl is only 15. I'm not saying she should be allowed to compete for medals, but everyone around her should get a lifetime ban from international competition
@sunnydaysatl
@sunnydaysatl 2 жыл бұрын
I feel really bad for her they probably made her take it.
@rohieram724
@rohieram724 2 жыл бұрын
Tara Lapinski was also 15 when she won her Gold Medal. What's your point?
@rohieram724
@rohieram724 2 жыл бұрын
@@sunnydaysatl do you mean as they did with Lance Armstrong in cycling?
@jimuicker4731
@jimuicker4731 2 жыл бұрын
Sha'Carri Richardson smoked a little pot to deal with a death in her family, apologized and didn't compete. Russia has had their national team banned from the Olympics and they're still doping a 15 year old with medications that could be harmful to them, with a coach that pressured her to do a trick that has caused permanent injuries and disabilities in her team members. This whole thing is disgusting.
@rhyta5042
@rhyta5042 2 жыл бұрын
@@jimuicker4731 Exactly, the Russians continue to dope their athletes while they can't even compete under their country's name because of previous doping violations. The sanctions mean nothing to them, they just continue to give drugs to their so called "clean" team.
@notconvinced
@notconvinced 2 жыл бұрын
7:04 How can she smile after all the hurt she's caused?! She's chased young students down the block in D C who had survived school shootings and were there to testify about it and advocate for gun safety laws and she accused them of making the shootings all up or blowing it all out of proportion 🤯😥and yet she still thinks she's a worthwhile human being and a woman who deserves to smile and flirt with men on national TV while she leaves her own children at home with no mother to love them and guide them through the HELL that children are living in now. Even if she was at home, they would still need a Good mom who cares about them more than she cares about matt Gaetz's affections.
@MrBsbotto
@MrBsbotto 2 жыл бұрын
M.T. Green and Matt Gaetz, an item? Oh, don't sear my brain with that kind of imagery! That's the stuff of nightmares.
@edwinagray4373
@edwinagray4373 2 жыл бұрын
Her teeth look like a car crusher machine.
@TheCimbrianBull
@TheCimbrianBull 2 жыл бұрын
She is so despicable!
@huletnadof313
@huletnadof313 2 жыл бұрын
@@edwinagray4373 That's from all those steroids she shoots up.
@lazarusstewart8686
@lazarusstewart8686 2 жыл бұрын
Interesting your use of the word hell. That seems to imply your Christian centric point of view perhaps you should broaden your horizons. Marjorie Taylor green is an insult to all humanity. Well she whines and complains about freedom she herself supports, you're very authoritarian view spread by Donald Trump. She is by all measurable means an authoritarian adverse to democratic principles and as such she should be voted out immediately.
@walteresford43
@walteresford43 2 жыл бұрын
Gotta love the expression on the guy sitting next to the clown mayor.
@kunzu618
@kunzu618 2 жыл бұрын
"Why is Ivanka's voice more masculine than Eric's" One jab for two people - Genius
@inthevault9603
@inthevault9603 2 жыл бұрын
That poor man sitting next to that mayor had never been so in shock in his entire life!!!🙄
@juantubey
@juantubey 2 жыл бұрын
He went through every version of "WTF!" 😂
@leevancliffneridacampo7769
@leevancliffneridacampo7769 2 жыл бұрын
Like am I hearing this or is it a joke, there are many dire problems in the world and I got this!? 🙃🤣
@jogreen3081
@jogreen3081 2 жыл бұрын
Was just going to say that. I watched the guy beside him the whole time, the 2nd time I ran thru it. That is sooooooo funny. My entire family ice fishes, I guess I better warn them of the horrors of ice shanties. lol
@spacenerd9499
@spacenerd9499 2 жыл бұрын
@@jogreen3081 be careful who you open your door for :D
@TraderRobin
@TraderRobin 2 жыл бұрын
@@spacenerd9499 Hey, prostitutes ROCK!! You pay them a few bucks, and they'll do whatever you want them to do!
@KaptainKKD
@KaptainKKD 2 жыл бұрын
That's awesome that Chloe Kim went on the show. She deserves the best spotlight for those sick moves she did off those halfpipes for our entertainment.
@abortretryfail9350
@abortretryfail9350 2 жыл бұрын
"You can bet if Joe Biden walks into a restaurant and orders a bowl of gestapo, I'm gonna mention it." 😆
@leopanunzio4105
@leopanunzio4105 2 жыл бұрын
Jimmy is always right on the money. Love watching him.
@prosandconsfilms6933
@prosandconsfilms6933 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 jeez
@littlewolf7336
@littlewolf7336 2 жыл бұрын
7:48 The guy’s reaction who’s sitting next to him is absolute gold 😂😂😂
@barbiedahl
@barbiedahl 2 жыл бұрын
It's like he's looking for Ashton Kutcher and the Punked crew.
@littlewolf7336
@littlewolf7336 2 жыл бұрын
@@barbiedahl 😂 Exactly! Freaking hilarious lol
@janellie1985
@janellie1985 2 жыл бұрын
FOR REAL. I can’t stop giggling every time I remember his reaction. 😂
@littlewolf7336
@littlewolf7336 2 жыл бұрын
@@janellie1985 Same here lol I had to rewind it a couple times to laugh again
@willemvandeursen3105
@willemvandeursen3105 2 жыл бұрын
I'm an ocean away, but I had the same reaction. "Ice fishing solicits prostitution." Ex- mayor or not: Is he getting help?
@darlenemartinez9353
@darlenemartinez9353 2 жыл бұрын
They don't call him Don the Con for nothing .
@BClocals
@BClocals 2 жыл бұрын
Freddie always brings a smile to my face. Even in these difficult times Freddie can bring a little bit of joy. 😊
@mikewillett5076
@mikewillett5076 2 жыл бұрын
Too much time focusing on this goofball. He isn't funny, I felt my IQ drop 20 points. Good thing I don't smoke THAT much......duuuude. lol
@bettysmith4641
@bettysmith4641 2 жыл бұрын
Keep bringing Freddie back please 😂
@Heavenzvoice
@Heavenzvoice 2 жыл бұрын
Wow…. Jimmy when you said “ the devil is smart!” That has to be the greatest comeback ever… it’s actually a true statement. That man’s face when he said” prostitution”…that’ man’s face next to him… priceless.
@IndependentConversations
@IndependentConversations 2 жыл бұрын
I practically fell over laughing
@c.b.barlow
@c.b.barlow 2 жыл бұрын
Is there something you want to admit, congressman?
@Mark-gg6iy
@Mark-gg6iy 2 жыл бұрын
"it’s actually a true statement. " if we overlook the obvious fact that the devil does not exist.
@cosmicat320
@cosmicat320 2 жыл бұрын
100th like 👍
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 2 жыл бұрын
"... were mislead about the size of his holdings." "You're tellin' me!" -Stormy Daniels.
@mymamasaid3003
@mymamasaid3003 2 жыл бұрын
Nice!👍
@marcomobson
@marcomobson 2 жыл бұрын
🍄💵🎀🍄🥳
@suzanneyoung1729
@suzanneyoung1729 2 жыл бұрын
Bitchin' funny...
@peterg5383
@peterg5383 2 жыл бұрын
*misled
@greggoreo6738
@greggoreo6738 2 жыл бұрын
Misled. The woman elected to represent the Metal Industry for 2022 "Miss Lead". (Gregg Oreo long beach ca )
@joycedurham4806
@joycedurham4806 2 жыл бұрын
Loved the expression on the face of the man next to him. Yeah, real funny dude!?!
@weatherornotheresmike9303
@weatherornotheresmike9303 2 жыл бұрын
Freddie gives me hope for the world! Smoke on my brother, and cheers from Kansas City ❤️
@kally0208
@kally0208 2 жыл бұрын
I've seen the ice fishing clip a handful of times now and the guy to the right's reaction is absolutely priceless 🤣
@mooreandless
@mooreandless 2 жыл бұрын
IKR. He had the best reaction! Lol
@Kim_Miller
@Kim_Miller 2 жыл бұрын
I loved the way he gave that little shake of the head in the beginning of the clip. It looks like he was giving a 'no, don't do it and don't say it' kind of message to somebody. The same thing my wife used to do to me in company when she knew I was about to say something ridiculous. 😀
@population-_-420
@population-_-420 2 жыл бұрын
🐟
@dzd2371
@dzd2371 2 жыл бұрын
@@Kim_Miller I thought that too. They must go rent a ice shanty and a couple prostitutes every winter together.
@lw3269
@lw3269 2 жыл бұрын
That's the look you give someone as you are considering calling 911 for psychiatric assistance.
@adingadormeo8229
@adingadormeo8229 2 жыл бұрын
Eric just hitting puberty with his voice 👏
@Steve_2011_
@Steve_2011_ 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for representing Michigan, Freddie! 😍
@helensmith1969
@helensmith1969 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for bringing so much honor to this ridiculous country! Love it. Good call, jimmy.
@emilioyellow9384
@emilioyellow9384 2 жыл бұрын
Calling Marjorie the devil is actually an insult to the Devil.
@rickyhazard5766
@rickyhazard5766 2 жыл бұрын
At this moment in time Hilary Clinton definitely is Satan's spawn. The Durham report will be destructive.
@d.b.1176
@d.b.1176 2 жыл бұрын
The devil is intelligent
@insAneTunA
@insAneTunA 2 жыл бұрын
@@rickyhazard5766 😴😴😴
@rickyhazard5766
@rickyhazard5766 2 жыл бұрын
@@insAneTunA nice to know a minion doesn't care about a Presidents servers being hacked. 😉
@insAneTunA
@insAneTunA 2 жыл бұрын
@@rickyhazard5766 🤣😂 I love your MAGA tears !!!
@Chrisicola
@Chrisicola 2 жыл бұрын
The accounting firms jumping the sinking ship when they realize that they can no longer play the shell game with the numbers.
@gracemunich1476
@gracemunich1476 2 жыл бұрын
yep…..what the hell were they doing? thinking, definitely NOT!
@raygunsforronnie847
@raygunsforronnie847 2 жыл бұрын
They jumped ship when they figured out they could be legally culpable for attesting to financial positions they didn't really investigate - essentially they took the word of the company about asset values. Word is they've already provided a pallet load of documents to authorities.
@Chrisicola
@Chrisicola 2 жыл бұрын
@@raygunsforronnie847 Agreed.
@michaelfrench3396
@michaelfrench3396 2 жыл бұрын
That ice fishing clip just gets me. It's not so much the ridiculous thing that that man is saying as the facial expression on the guy next to him. I've never seen somebody's eyes literally bug out of their head 🤣🤣👍
@Sandi-ke9mi
@Sandi-ke9mi 2 жыл бұрын
“She’s not the devil, the devil is smart” 🙌🏻🤣 Spot on!
@BreezeDaDon
@BreezeDaDon 2 жыл бұрын
Jimmy's right, the devil is evil and smart. MTG is just plain evil and not too bright!
@TurtleTimeVoiceOvers
@TurtleTimeVoiceOvers 2 жыл бұрын
I’m actually surprised that MTG even knew the word _gazpacho_ since she’s at a third grade reading and comprehension level.
@liduck52
@liduck52 2 жыл бұрын
If that.
@kathryntanner9796
@kathryntanner9796 2 жыл бұрын
She totally thought gazpacho was the right word. She's just woefully ignorant.
@shogun8376
@shogun8376 2 жыл бұрын
"Bouncing off the walls he never built!" 😂😂😂😂😂
@martzs13
@martzs13 2 жыл бұрын
I literally died with the correlation of prostitution vs ice fishing and the person beside hahahahah its like in the episode of the office haha
@dinoflagella4185
@dinoflagella4185 2 жыл бұрын
Wife: How was the ice fishing hun’? Husband: I caught chlamydia.
@moritzlaszlo3115
@moritzlaszlo3115 2 жыл бұрын
You are killing me 🤣
@TheFunseekers
@TheFunseekers 2 жыл бұрын
Most underrated comment 🤣
@georgenichols7718
@georgenichols7718 2 жыл бұрын
Well at least it wasn't a king-size herpes
@elmarobberts5128
@elmarobberts5128 2 жыл бұрын
I hope it was catch and release.
@huntercalgary
@huntercalgary 2 жыл бұрын
wife...."you must have eaten your catch....your breath smells like tuna".......
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 2 жыл бұрын
I'm not holding my breath on charges against Donnie until I see the police requisition form for a child sized pair of handcuffs.
@words911
@words911 2 жыл бұрын
What are your charges Gestapo?
@words911
@words911 2 жыл бұрын
@@BabushkaBrigade how so?
@elmarobberts5128
@elmarobberts5128 2 жыл бұрын
@@words911 If you have to ask, you've been underground too long. You can come out now, the Civil War is over. You lost.
@sirrom5155
@sirrom5155 2 жыл бұрын
@@elmarobberts5128 "if you have to ask..." (common refrain of thot msm brainwashed pleb incapable of articulating what they don't even know)
@words911
@words911 2 жыл бұрын
@@elmarobberts5128 That actually makes zero sense. You are likely the type that thinks your side is completely innocent of everything. That in of itself is horrendously ignorant bordering on brainwashed. Trump is an ego maniac, but his policies were way better than what is going on now, the sequel to Obama's Steady Decline of Freedom, Democracy and America. That is where we are. Also: Rigged election
@marvingaray6829
@marvingaray6829 2 жыл бұрын
This is one of your best shows in my opinion.... I like how you got upset with Guillermo 🤣🤣 it was natural... But most of all how you roast politics and speak the truth. God bless you Jimmy and everyone in your show to make this happen. Regards from Nicaragua....
@gloriaf6971
@gloriaf6971 2 жыл бұрын
Jimmy you are the best. You are always funny, just like Johnny Carson used to be.
@Leonaza7
@Leonaza7 2 жыл бұрын
It's a shame the accountants didn't have the guts or ethics to do this before the investigation but better late than never!
@fakenews2041
@fakenews2041 2 жыл бұрын
Hey gap tooth. Let’s go Brandon 🇺🇸
@WarblesOnALot
@WarblesOnALot 2 жыл бұрын
@@fakenews2041 G'day Munchkin... Tuck Frump..., Now...! ;-p Ciao !
@dustyfox6511
@dustyfox6511 2 жыл бұрын
There likely would have been legal consequences if they did. Disclosing personal information on clients without a court order can lead to serious problems.
@hardyharr9377
@hardyharr9377 2 жыл бұрын
exactly, like it took them 10 years to figure out that what trump was giving them was BS...they are just trying to save face and not get incriminated at this point
@johnscott2849
@johnscott2849 2 жыл бұрын
@@fakenews2041 hi karen🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@MindCrime550
@MindCrime550 2 жыл бұрын
That mayor's thinking about the ice shanties is a whole lot of projection.
@ralphchristianson
@ralphchristianson 2 жыл бұрын
He should come to Manitoba and find out what is really happening in our ice fishing huts.
@JohnDoe-jh5yr
@JohnDoe-jh5yr 2 жыл бұрын
Every random accusation outburst like that should be investigated.
@TheCimbrianBull
@TheCimbrianBull 2 жыл бұрын
The look on the guy's face next to him when he said it! 😂🤣
@caidenshafer6951
@caidenshafer6951 2 жыл бұрын
I 100% buy weed from Freddy. Awesome, humble dude and stays in character lol
@cableknitter7346
@cableknitter7346 2 жыл бұрын
What Eric said: "Let me break that down for you.." What Eric meant: "Let me have an on-air breakdown for you.."
@papajohnloki
@papajohnloki 2 жыл бұрын
I love the way he references 'Jimmy Kimmel and the National Media" as if you were a singer and a backing band
@b1oh1
@b1oh1 2 жыл бұрын
I love how so many conservatives say we only make fun of them and not of the left. Sorry guys....been watching SNL, Carson, Leno, Jimmy, Colbert, Etc,.....they all hit both sides.
@susanallen430
@susanallen430 2 жыл бұрын
The republicans are such a joke, can’t help but make fun of them.
@jwoolman5
@jwoolman5 2 жыл бұрын
It’s not their fault that in recent years the Republicans have been providing so much comedy gold. Four years of Trump after a year of his campaigning, followed by his antics since leaving the White House. Every single day it was a challenge just to pick a few things that fit the time allotment. Biden is so boring in comparison. Thankfully.
@kinghenry8615
@kinghenry8615 2 жыл бұрын
@@jwoolman5 like Biden farting in front of the British
@granthurlburt4062
@granthurlburt4062 2 жыл бұрын
There is so much evidence taht the Republicans are evil and the tools of corporations. Gerrymandering, opposing laws that benefit the environment, etc.
@kinghenry8615
@kinghenry8615 2 жыл бұрын
@@granthurlburt4062 who cares? price of gas and groceries ? There’s a massive red wave a coming!!!
@BeeWhistler
@BeeWhistler 2 жыл бұрын
I'm wearing a mask anyway. Saves me from having to smile.
@gladysbehrens8519
@gladysbehrens8519 2 жыл бұрын
Klan Mom needs to get out of Congress
@SM-ry1yx
@SM-ry1yx 2 жыл бұрын
If ice fishing leads to prostitution, WI is in trouble!!! 😆 🤣 😂 😹 Thanks Jimmy, I needed a laugh.
@antoniograncino3506
@antoniograncino3506 2 жыл бұрын
Not surprising, what with all the iceholes in Wishconshin state gummermint latterly. Wisconsin used to be known as a progressive state, with the likes of Bob LaFollette and his sons Phillip and Bob Jr. Wha' happened ?
@SM-ry1yx
@SM-ry1yx 2 жыл бұрын
@Antonio Grancino Donald Trump happened
@antoniograncino3506
@antoniograncino3506 2 жыл бұрын
@@SM-ry1yx Before Trump there was Scott Walker
@SM-ry1yx
@SM-ry1yx 2 жыл бұрын
You are correct...Trump "happened" and a lot of people died bc of that. The buck stops ✋️ with THE PRESIDENT!
@KittySnicker
@KittySnicker 2 жыл бұрын
We all know ice fishing leads to prostitution! 😂
@G0DofRock
@G0DofRock 2 жыл бұрын
And a lot of lost tools lol
@pemdechen6300
@pemdechen6300 2 жыл бұрын
I learned something new today. Thank you internet.
@gj8683
@gj8683 2 жыл бұрын
Yes, it's a slippery slope, or is that "curve"?
@aidankidd6947
@aidankidd6947 2 жыл бұрын
Got the chuckle factory going. Just the way he said Prostitution, like everybody was on the same page and knew what he was about to say. The look the guy to his left gave him So funny.
@micahandme8078
@micahandme8078 2 жыл бұрын
CONGRATULATIONS CHLOE!!! YOU ROCKED IT!
@christinedelcolle214
@christinedelcolle214 2 жыл бұрын
How long do we have to wait till these criminals are serving time
@Drones_and_more
@Drones_and_more 2 жыл бұрын
Freddie is like Bill & Ted combined, we need more of him on the show, imagine him and Guillermo out and about together.
@heiyuall
@heiyuall 2 жыл бұрын
A bit of SCTV McKenzie Brothers, too.
@johnhipp8267
@johnhipp8267 2 жыл бұрын
@@heiyuall Are they the ones that said "hoser"?
@mymamasaid3003
@mymamasaid3003 2 жыл бұрын
Omg, that would be hilarious!
@mymamasaid3003
@mymamasaid3003 2 жыл бұрын
@@johnhipp8267 "Take off, hoser." They did a song with Rush if I'm not mistaken; "Take off (to the great white north)" was the title. Love their rendition of "the 12 days of Christmas"!
@johnhipp8267
@johnhipp8267 2 жыл бұрын
@@mymamasaid3003 "And a beer"
@nonamehere481
@nonamehere481 2 жыл бұрын
Best defense they can come up with is pointing fingers at someone else.
@antonystringfellow5152
@antonystringfellow5152 2 жыл бұрын
The "crime" he's referring to is monitoring of phone traffic from the WH. This is not a crime at all and it actually started in 2014, when Obama was President and just continued. It was Obama that was "spied" on first. It has absolutely nothing to do with Hillary. It's legal because it's only the traffic that's monitored, not the content of communications. The family's getting desperate now because its increasingly clear the noose is tightening and they have no way out. They are all guilty of numerous crimes and they know it better than anyone.
@nonamehere481
@nonamehere481 2 жыл бұрын
@Yuppy Guppy 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂best joke I've heard all week.
@Axolotl_Mischief
@Axolotl_Mischief 2 жыл бұрын
My cousin Chris did couples slalom in the X Games several years ago with Chloe, she's super nice. Glad she brought the US home some gold 👏🤘
@wellnative1
@wellnative1 2 жыл бұрын
I had to watch the Hudson council member's reaction a few times. Hilarious!
@Dan-ud8hz
@Dan-ud8hz 2 жыл бұрын
“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.” -- Eric Trump
@mostdope2536
@mostdope2536 2 жыл бұрын
That is not a quote because the only source is some golf dude. There is no link of the interview with the golf dude.
@Mark-gg6iy
@Mark-gg6iy 2 жыл бұрын
@Slade Mcalister Vladimir Putin appreciates your continued support.
@katiecaddle209
@katiecaddle209 2 жыл бұрын
@Slade Mcalister that whole crack pipe been found not true lol go watch faux news. sounds you trumpers are worried trump is going to prison.
@jwoolman5
@jwoolman5 2 жыл бұрын
@@mostdope2536 - it’s in a golf magazine. Maybe the one called Golf? I think the year was about 2013 or 2015, can’t remember but you should be able to find it if interested. The interviewer was asking Eric about how they were funding all the golf courses they were building since the market was “flat” at the moment. Eric said golf was popular in Russia and so they were being backed by Russians. That quote is real. By that time, US banks had stopped loaning money for Trump projects. Back around 2010, Don Jr. said at a conference or something similar that a disproportionate (his word) amount of their funding was coming from Russian sources. They were very open about their Russian connections back then, it wasn’t a secret. It was simply a fact concerning their businesses. Donald Sr started being more discrete about it only during his campaign in 2016. But he had been openly courted by rich Russians and encouraged by them to run for political office for years.
@josefernandogill3038
@josefernandogill3038 2 жыл бұрын
@@mostdope2536 It wasnt some golf dude. They were doing an interview with a reporter during a round of golf. And it was a quote. American banks will not do business with trump.
@saadal-ali8575
@saadal-ali8575 2 жыл бұрын
The kid, on icy driveway scores a point. He's got a talent. Look at him again.
@population-_-420
@population-_-420 2 жыл бұрын
🏀 it's still in the hoop
@telebubba5527
@telebubba5527 2 жыл бұрын
He's still standing there, waiting for it to drop🥶
@Markle2k
@Markle2k 2 жыл бұрын
I was expecting him to slip and fall on the icy driveway. Props for scoring.
@jwoolman5
@jwoolman5 2 жыл бұрын
@@population-_-420 - the frozen solid hoop...
@twinentryturbo
@twinentryturbo 2 жыл бұрын
Drain the swamp, drain the swamp, lock him up, lock him up
@SabaDhutt
@SabaDhutt 2 жыл бұрын
I like how Jimmy Kimmel always shows us that human beings range from decent, kind people all the way to selfish, heartless sociopaths. And everyone in between. Take care of each other, and don’t let the haters break you.
@stephenshippos4604
@stephenshippos4604 2 жыл бұрын
Who are the haters?
@RissaFirecat
@RissaFirecat 2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely! Haters gonna hate...
@kinghenry8615
@kinghenry8615 2 жыл бұрын
let's go Brandon!
@kingjamos2422
@kingjamos2422 2 жыл бұрын
Not often do we as a society talk of the seedy underbelly of ice fishing. Oh what those poor fish are willing to do to not go home as dinner.
@Mark-gg6iy
@Mark-gg6iy 2 жыл бұрын
"For the record, we weren't born this way" - big mouth bass.
@georgenichols7718
@georgenichols7718 2 жыл бұрын
I feel sorry for the guy that catches the cat fish.
@sophierobinson2738
@sophierobinson2738 2 жыл бұрын
🏆
@MrBsbotto
@MrBsbotto 2 жыл бұрын
@@Mark-gg6iy ooh, that is sly!
@aquelpibe
@aquelpibe 2 жыл бұрын
Something fishy going on in them shanties.
@samwlodawskitheone
@samwlodawskitheone 2 жыл бұрын
Freddie’s got some really good penmanship I’m impressed.
@whackamolem8024
@whackamolem8024 2 жыл бұрын
It took him 8 days to make that....
@Arctic_Dude
@Arctic_Dude 2 жыл бұрын
American politics is the best reality show ever! Who could even imagine a possible link between ice fishing and prostitution?😄😄😄
@MaryAnnNytowl
@MaryAnnNytowl 2 жыл бұрын
Oh, beautiful! You and your team come up with some of the best things! The news about TFG alone was worth the click, and the rest was just a big bonus!
@04279
@04279 2 жыл бұрын
"You're not the devil! The devil is smart!" Awesome line.
@sherrimarshall3191
@sherrimarshall3191 2 жыл бұрын
Jimmy you are so funny I love your show keep up the good work.
@mvvpro8688
@mvvpro8688 2 жыл бұрын
Freddie spelled Nederland the correct way. Impressive for a stoner.
@Bard2008
@Bard2008 2 жыл бұрын
Should be the Netherlands, all the other countries are in English also
@foppishdilletaunt9911
@foppishdilletaunt9911 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I’m sure Mazurs had no inkling that Trumpledforeskin was up to Monkey Business with his filings…
@jwn741
@jwn741 2 жыл бұрын
That clown from OAN looks like he just finished fleecing people from the televangelist channel
@jimmycrackcorn2516
@jimmycrackcorn2516 2 жыл бұрын
Failed televangelists can always find work at OAN.
@Lisa-vk2jw
@Lisa-vk2jw 2 жыл бұрын
Good one
@MicheleJolie
@MicheleJolie 2 жыл бұрын
That is to funny, thank you for the laughs I'm feeling sick and laugher is the best medicine.
@TheTricky44
@TheTricky44 2 жыл бұрын
Love how he’s still talking about Trump. Going to help him get elected in 2024.
@deadpoolregeneratedegenera1683
@deadpoolregeneratedegenera1683 2 жыл бұрын
1:20 So now “waiting for the ball to drop” has a new meaning.
@annielane5621
@annielane5621 2 жыл бұрын
That kid is too cute, he should have him on the show. I like Freddy!
@honeybadger1847
@honeybadger1847 2 жыл бұрын
He did a good job with the chart, too.
@nohandzshawtie
@nohandzshawtie 2 жыл бұрын
Jump the wall jump the wall 😂😂😂😂
@eastcoastla612
@eastcoastla612 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for fighting the good fight Jimmy & team!
@wasilazeem3893
@wasilazeem3893 2 жыл бұрын
"she is not devil, devil is smart" 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@kimberlyrice4294
@kimberlyrice4294 2 жыл бұрын
There's actually a person, a US Rep, a Person Of Power, who actually thinks you can draw a link between ice fishing and prostitution!?
@rudyniosho2505
@rudyniosho2505 2 жыл бұрын
And I thought I’ve seen it all🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jasonspencer4725
@jasonspencer4725 2 жыл бұрын
Obviously a Republican.
@christinemella2688
@christinemella2688 2 жыл бұрын
Yep, he was the mayor of a really ritzy suburb south of Cleveland. He also recently banned a book that was being used in a college course taken by a few of the high school students because it had too much sexy talk.
@TheCimbrianBull
@TheCimbrianBull 2 жыл бұрын
The guy next to him looked so shook.
@SuperLeica1
@SuperLeica1 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe he was wishing to meet a mermaid?
@richardtheweaver4891
@richardtheweaver4891 2 жыл бұрын
Dumped socialedially by his "wife". Dumped reputationally by his accountants. I wonder if Trump is tired of losing yet
@joeblack5723
@joeblack5723 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@population-_-420
@population-_-420 2 жыл бұрын
Retrumplicans ameriKKKa
@HH-mw4sq
@HH-mw4sq 2 жыл бұрын
@Slade Mcalister - fun fact, those blue States also boast the highest number of Nobel Laureates born in the US. No wonder millions of you stupid conservatives can't tell the difference between "Gazpacho" and "Gestapo". BTW, the people serving you in a "Blue district" are some of the cretins from the "Red states" who have migrated to the "Blue States" looking for work, but lack the educational skills to get decent employment. Have a conversation with your servers sometime and find out where they were born and raised.
@jiukumite
@jiukumite 2 жыл бұрын
@Slade Mcalister Oh, so we're peasants? And that makes you, royalty? Sounds good to me, we outnumber you, so if you would kindly slip your head into the guillotine, we'll treat you like the royalty you claim to be.
@jamesmflynn
@jamesmflynn 2 жыл бұрын
@Slade Mcalister Fun fact. You're a 3 week-old troll that is blanketing the comments with lies. How are things at the Internet Research Agency, comrade?
@rpady2602
@rpady2602 2 жыл бұрын
Jimmy, you are a national treasure!!!
@spacenerd9499
@spacenerd9499 2 жыл бұрын
i want to see a podcast with Chloe Kim and Freddie! something tells me that Freddie is happy and carefree 99% of life. that jazz cabbage is really what the world needs
@sjchevalier07
@sjchevalier07 2 жыл бұрын
Eric Trump looks and sounds like he’s been at the kids table all his life!
@Dharmarenee
@Dharmarenee 2 жыл бұрын
😂
@C-H1
@C-H1 2 жыл бұрын
Unsure he qualifies…..maybe share a bowl with a pet….
@Dan-ud8hz
@Dan-ud8hz 2 жыл бұрын
“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.” -- Eric Trump
@population-_-420
@population-_-420 2 жыл бұрын
Build back better clean up 45 mess 🌊 🇺🇸
@telebubba5527
@telebubba5527 2 жыл бұрын
Let's face it. You don't want him sitting with the adults, do ya?
@marvwatkins7029
@marvwatkins7029 2 жыл бұрын
I always said ice fishing is the devil's doorway. Into the Lake of Hell! Hallelujah! Amen!
@AcousticOne
@AcousticOne 2 жыл бұрын
There really should be a “Freddy Stoner” show, am I right? DUDE!
@barbiedahl
@barbiedahl 2 жыл бұрын
Wow! What a throwback, Jimmy. High-pitched Eric.👍🏻👍🏻
@sharbear4248
@sharbear4248 2 жыл бұрын
Listening to Eric Trump is as stimulating as spending a Friday night waiting in line at the pharmacy for your grandma’s antibiotics.
@joelhammer3538
@joelhammer3538 2 жыл бұрын
I enjoyed hearing the fear in his voice. Little pr*ck.
@Leadfoot_P71
@Leadfoot_P71 2 жыл бұрын
You should have said "...grandpa's heart medicine."
@sharbear4248
@sharbear4248 2 жыл бұрын
@@Leadfoot_P71😂🤣😂
@MannyHaarp
@MannyHaarp 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for having Freddie! He made my day!
@djjayireland82
@djjayireland82 2 жыл бұрын
Give Freddie his own show
@Lisa-vk2jw
@Lisa-vk2jw 2 жыл бұрын
I think you really get to them Jimmy, thats a compliment by the way! Keep it up.
@bubblesezblonde
@bubblesezblonde 2 жыл бұрын
well done! loved the stoner olympic reporting....I HAVE had the honor of interview xome olympians and a bronze medal winner. They were all exceptional humand beings.
@markborn5293
@markborn5293 2 жыл бұрын
I think the point that should be made about the Russian athlete doping scandal, is that it’s a bloody kid. She’s 15. If she was doping, then it’s her trainers fault. And people shouldn’t be judging a child like this. It’s not like these kid athletes don’t suffer enough stress as it is.
@jharvey560
@jharvey560 2 жыл бұрын
Amen.
@pipster1891
@pipster1891 2 жыл бұрын
"Imagine training your whole life for the Olympics..." Valieva's only 15!
@Babaziba
@Babaziba 2 жыл бұрын
"Wood, vinyl, steel...isn't that all sorts of fences?"
@lynnegackstetter2779
@lynnegackstetter2779 2 жыл бұрын
Love Freddy the Stoner. Such a happy fellow ❤️
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