If there is coffee ^^

But it’s tasteless

*angry Dr Halsey noises*

Lol

Sounds like what Stalin said about the IL 2. Nice touch

The tank is good to pickup girls

What about "chupa-Thingly" Has a ring to it.

Stop making things up!

@@santiagomartin221 What about the Porsche?

@@santiagomartin221 we're in a box canyon. Where are you going to pickup chicks?

@@nikoladedic6623 Let's go places

*more american

Damn right.

@@nikoladedic6623 the neighborhood will never be the same...

the warthog, great great grandson son of the Toyota technical

GIs did this with CJs back in WW2, and it was a running gag in M*A*S*H* (Radar was sending one home in the same manner), so no surprise it would be mentioned here!

Send pieces of Warthogs back to Earth, and send pieces of Grunts back to High Charity!

HiddenXperia is that you?

​@@genericchannelname4110yeah..... let's not do that second part, they already have plenty of grunt zombies and getting shot by an overgrown zombie turtle with a fuel rod Canon is no fun.

Glad to know I'm not the only one who spent ours forcing it places it should not go. Jumping on to the halo 2 scarab, running over that grav hammer brute on the arc. Good times.

@@mrdrprof8402 Unfortunately it glitched when you got it on top of the highest scarab platform and just kinda...floated.

@@AFlameofVengance exactly! Glad I'm not the only one!

Same thing immediately... I had to dig up in my external hardrive to watch MASH again... well 255 episodes, here I go...)

I was thinking the exact same thing!!!!

@@Paerigos Good luck with that man. I wish I could watch it again but it got taken off Netflix.

@@owenhammond1880 Ever heard of DVD? I got the complete boxset a few years back.

@@mclatchyt Nice. Now that you mention it I think my local library has em in there DVD section.

Not a tank to kill every mutha-humper that stand in your way. Not a Hornet to dominate the enemy from the sky. No, a Warthog.

This might be a controversial opinion but ratstw is the best halo soundtrack

...Is that polka?

DUN DUN DUN DUNNNNN DUN DUN DUN DUNNN DUN DUN DUN DUNNNN

@@wangchung2157 ...DUN DUN DUN DUUUNNNN DUN DUN DUN DUN

“ This is your history, son. This is called heavy metal, and it is the music of culture.” *Chomps Cigar*

Agree

It definitely has an "Old Reliable" feel to it, doesn't it?

@@mindshuffler3332 yeah

It is certainly one of the most realistic!

Certainly one of the most iconic.

Behold, the WartGod!

Bounciness

Stubbornness?

And perhaps in the future, figuring out how stuff works, so that we can have an M12C with a fusion plant (Master Chief's armor has one, surely they can fit one in the chassis too), and maybe add some deployable "arms" that have those wall-shields you often see on the ground (or perhaps similar to the ones the jackles like to use, as either one is a pretty compact defensive technology) to allow the vehicle to provide an effective mobile defensive wall it can drive around with. Maybe even mount a pair of plasma-sword "tusks" at the front for ramming stuff, make it REALLY live up to the animal it is named after.

Determination.

Old, but not obsolete.

Shit. I still wish the AMG Uberchassis was a real car.

Mine too. Just like every significant figure, location, war or period of time, every weapon, vehicle, ship, building and other constructs holds just as much or maybe even more of a story than people could ever experience in a lifetime.

The next one will be interesting, as will your reaction to it, brother Astartes.

@@NODnuke45 I can already hear the crushing titanic footsteps of an entire walking church...

Sparrows would be better here-

Same here, I don't know why but it made me cry. The whole concept of being the physical manifestation of what makes us human is what makes me have hope for humanity.

@@vincentmalasawmkimajongte7489 What?....

Well not true. Its never statet that the Revenant or other vehicles were recreations of the Warthog. The Revenant is based opon an older Sangheili Design, the same with the Spectre. Inventing new stuff was not the strong side of the Covernant and creating something that is close to a human invention would be heresy. Unless you are a brute.

I'm sure they just found it would be useful to drive around their friends back in sangheilios whilst drinking whatever it is Elites drink

*an Elite returns from Earth after the end of the conflict. His wife and children who haven’t seen him in years are waiting for him at the spaceport.* (With tears in her eyes) “Are you ready to see Daddy?” (Holding a drawing of her family on it) “Yes mother! I’m going to show him this picture and hope he never ever leaves home again!” (Clutching her tiny hand) “Yes. With this war over, he may yet stay from now on.” *a distant flash of light in low orbit signifies the return of the Elites super carrier. Many smaller lights start pouring out of the ship, the Phantom drop ships ferrying crew back to the planet. One starts their approach to this spaceport. Slung under the gravity harness looks like a vehicle, but nothing like anyone on Sanghilios has ever seen* “Mommy what’s that under the ship?” “I don’t know child, but it must be a war trophy for one of our soldiers. I just hope it’s not your father’s” *on final approach to the landing pad, the Phantom drops the mystery cargo about 5 feet from the ground in a clearing close by before finally touching down on the pad. As the door opens up, one Elite immediate jumps out and runs to dropped package in a panic, shouting angrily at the inattentive pilot. He jumps in, activating it, and upon seeing it still functional, relaxes a bit and starts driving to the gate at a frightful speed. All the awaiting people pull back a second, uncertain if this thing won’t just plow right through them. Just when a few start to run, it turns hard, smoke coming from its wheels and stops right in front of the awaiting mother and child.* “Hi Honey!!! Oh my goodness hi baby!” “Gods-damnit. There is no way we are having this *thing* at our home! “But here’s the best part!” *honks the horn, which plays the El Mariachi horn* “Daddy got a silly trophy! Can I ride it?” “NOPE!” Meanwhile some of the old and young warriors in the crowd begin to gather around and inspect the vehicle. After much poking and prodding, a loud cough can be heard from behind them. In the confusion, a human in a sharp outdoors jacket and jeans managed to disembark from the Phantom unnoticed. “If you’re interested in that, I have more on board the carrier above for anyone who wants a test drive.” “Me!” “Me!” “Me!” “What is this thing called?!?” “May I introduce the M12 LRV, but you can call it the Warthog.”

@@JunkPhuJP You gentlemen, deserve a like.

@@JunkPhuJP Call it the warthog. or Puma.

And other players.

@@stuartmcclurey9926 don't forget tea bagging as well

I was PC for 1 and 2. And with every game after that console only, that's all I've played.

*I Know You by White Buffalo intensified*

They have Armored variants like X-24.

Yeah, its basically a scouting vehicle. We still haven't seen what the UNSC APC equivalent looks like.

That was the part of the design they spent centuries improving on.

Not my fault, somebody put a brute in my way.

Installation 00 did a video about the Warthog

Dude, chill, this content is not unique to spacedock. Also the approach of mixing history and specifications is uniquely Templin.

As the other guy said - Spacedock focuses on the technical aspects and combat history of vehicles, Templin focuses on the societal history and impact of them. It's a complimentary balance.

And Installation 00 does in depth lore videos on halo vehicles and weapons. Holy Trinity

@@TempestCrown and then Installation00 does what spacedock tries to do better so long as you are into the science. Check out his Pelican video its next level.

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT MUSIC??

More like a C-130 Hercules.

Probably closer to the DC3 if anything

even covenant got inspired and built a revenant so yeah

All of those exist in canon variants. Tbe in game model has several gameplay variations for balance and engine work. Basically if you can put it on a Hog, someone has, be it AMG, the UNSC, civilians or private contractors. Hell the Innies made one into an APC

Realistically speaking, the Warthog is a horrible design by modern standards. But so is the Imperial Star Destroyer, the Leman Russ, and Scorpion MBT. Iconic ships and vehicles in fiction tend to fall into this category way more often than not. And that's fine with us

@@alexfrost2799 The only thing from warthog that will probably become real would be the hydrogen engines and it's suspension system too. Otherwise it's a good vehicle to have on road ;)

@@alexfrost2799 that's 100% but I really like being nitpicky and over realistic, have you checked out Spookston's series "Everything wrong with" video game vehicles?

I think it is more of a Puma.

What the hell is a puma?

No no, guys. It has tusks on the front of it. So that would make it walrus!

@@gokbay3057 you mean like the shoe?

what about Chupathingy?

Stop making up things.

I thought it was a walrus

They did. They have full APCs and up armored warthogs in their arsenal

While more protection would be good, it also would hamper some of the warthogs qualities. The absence of doors makes mounting and dismounting faster and the same could be said for cargo storage. Also with the lack of doors, the passenger can fire any weapon that they can carry in the UNSC arsenal. Be that an assault rifle, a shotgun, or a rocket launcher. While the gunner is only protected by a thin plate of Titanium-A, the exposed gunner seat provides unrivaled situational awareness. Useful for urban patrols and anti-aircraft duties.

Razorback go brrrr

It's probably loosely modeled on OG HMMWVs not being for frontline combat use but found there way into that role regardless

What, like a puma?

You beat me to it

@@SpiritOfFire88L Yeah man, there ya go.

jerry cans full of uhhhh hydrogen!!

They probably have water, the Warthog can use Hidrogen and water as fuel.

Beat me to it

Or a chupacobra

Because those two metal hooks in the front look like hogs so that is how it got it’s name

If u look at it carefully

@@James-wu6qh a puma is a big cat

Once it reaches a point, even if there's something more reliable, there's just so many spare parts for the old ones, you just don't bother.

M2 Browning and the A-10 warthog :)

"If it ain't broke, don't fix it"

This is excellent

More like a chupa-thingy!

One could almost say a slightly politically correct imperium of man or even early who knows ?

"Enhanced interrogation"

"Force Application vehicle" is an Euphemism on par with "final solution"

I strongly disagree. The AMG Transport Dynamics M12 Force Application Vehicle Is not ment for authoritarian means, merely for troopers to transport themselves and powerful weaponry.

Truth! But , that’s kinda the joy of driving these things. This vehicle isn’t something to drive “safely”. This is something you drive at 5th gear, no care for the speed limits, and if you see a hill, you gun it and enjoy the air you gain.