[M4A] Offering Yourself to an Evil Vampire [Depressed Listener][CW: Suicide Ment.][Mean to Friendly]

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TheGuyNotHigh

11 ай бұрын

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@caitlynlouisesumapig1307 11 ай бұрын

Vamp: now one last time, who sent you? me: my depression

@Revolvers-and-Roses 11 ай бұрын

Damn lmao

@calebsauter7674 11 ай бұрын

Him: Lets talk over tea Me: DAMN IT I CAME TO DIE NOT TO GET THERAPY

@GreysonAuctor 9 ай бұрын

😂 me

@Vixenschuuring 11 ай бұрын

"Let's chat over some tea" My first thought: "Please put poison in it"

@TheGuyNotHigh 10 ай бұрын

Why would a vampire poison their own food? 🥲

@Vixenschuuring 10 ай бұрын

@@TheGuyNotHigh for the extra 🌌spice🌌

@TheGuyNotHigh 10 ай бұрын

I thought that was what the adrenaline and cortisol were for 🤔

@Vixenschuuring 10 ай бұрын

@@TheGuyNotHigh nahh poison is better, trust me😂😂

@o..Moon_lover..o 11 ай бұрын

I told him to k¡ll me and and he wanna give me tea and therapy 💀

@TheGuyNotHigh 11 ай бұрын

Less messy. Smells better. Everyone's in a better mood too 😁

@anime.geek330 11 ай бұрын

Ikr, like bro this isn’t what I came here for😂😂

@rigure 11 ай бұрын

@@anime.geek330 I mean, I'll take it. Someone values my life? I have use to someone? I guess,I can give life another shot

@anime.geek330 11 ай бұрын

@@rigure nah. It’s been going on too long 😃 and I no longer trust people bc the person I trusted with all my trauma and issues called me pathetic and a bunch of other stuff

@rigure 11 ай бұрын

@@anime.geek330 Oh goodness, that's awful. Honestly though, in fantasy you KNOW they won't hurt you, cause they're not real. It's nice to at least imagine someone's there for you. Do you need me to send you a list of reasons to live by the way? I know it's stupid, but there's some really nice little things on there, that you can atleast enjoy from time to time. Like he said, I still have a goal. I haven't traveled yet and I need to go to Japan before anything, so I'm fine. But,I'm ofc worried for some people here. I don't know how old you are but I'd guess you're young enough to still have hope. They say that 30 is a year where lots of things change and usually if you're happy I think you get sadder but if you're not well life's supposed to get better, so I also have my hope on that... point is, I know life's a bitch and I'm not sure if I should really exist because I have no actual use, but I'm not ready to make an irreversible decision, so I really hope you won't either. I know they keep saying "it gets better" and it sounds like a load of BS but.. maybe just a little longer, the sun still shines and rain still calms me... so a little longer

@akirananimoto5843 11 ай бұрын

Him: "Collecting verious luxuries from around the world." Me: "You wouldn't happen to have the luxury of the will to live among all those, would you?"

@TheGuyNotHigh 11 ай бұрын

"Hm, I may have just what you're looking for" 🧛‍♂️

@deaththekid6820 11 ай бұрын

"it would be wise to obey my orders when you're in my presence" and what are you gonna do? Kill me?

@BunnyPonja 11 ай бұрын

I get food, shelter and a reason to live for my blood. Where i can sigh in ? 😂😂😂😂

@TheGuyNotHigh 11 ай бұрын

Try your luck at your local vampire manor 😂

@llaurenhholmes1162 11 ай бұрын

I think you should make this into a series and have the vampire fall in love with the human and he becomes very protective of her in and at the end of the series he should have to turn her into a vampire after she tried to kill her self.

@TheGuyNotHigh 11 ай бұрын

If I was the one with a talent for writing, I may have written it already 😆. As it is, the writer has only written this scene for these characters and I don't know if they plan on writing more. I'll keep my eye out, though! Thank you for the comment!

@4amstorm 11 ай бұрын

NO BC I NEED THIS EXACT PLOT LINE TO BE WRITTEN AND EXECUTED

@microwavedmetal 10 ай бұрын

@@TheGuyNotHighnot chat gbt being able write a whole script 😂

@CereDulce37 7 ай бұрын

Her??? Gurl this is a M4A Yall want all of these for yourself

@Vera-ew1fj 6 ай бұрын

@@CereDulce37WRRDDDD FR HAHAHA

@LaonOfTheValley 11 ай бұрын

"My thralls have over 100 songs memorized..." - my guy sounds like he's advertising an mp3 player from the early 2000s 😔 also great work as usual!

@TheGuyNotHigh 11 ай бұрын

Thank you so much! Maybe, but the sound quality is significantly better 🎹

@ObeyMeF.MCOfficial 11 ай бұрын

The dead magicy people only have over 100 memorised? Pathetic. My brain is basically Spotify Premium.

@MysticGroveAudio 11 ай бұрын

I like to think the Count, in reality, is really sweet with his Thralls

@TheGuyNotHigh 11 ай бұрын

I mean, they're not hunters anymore, right? I could see it. Thank you for listening!

@MysticGroveAudio 11 ай бұрын

@@TheGuyNotHigh I can see him acting mean towards them when other Vampires around, but once they leave he probably turns around and is like "I am so sorry!! 🥺 You guys know I don't mean any of it!!" And thank you for making the audio :3

@epicureanbard 2 ай бұрын

Vampire Lord: "Empty your pockets" Me: My liege, I am a female wearing skinny jeans. I don't *have* pockets. It's partly why I'm here.

@kaedatiger 10 ай бұрын

Suicide hotline is way more triggering for me than suicide content

@FaithMidnight 11 ай бұрын

A depressed human offers herself to you as food and you make her mental and physical health your priority? Are you really an evil vampire or just kill in self defense? (Just playing along with the audio here.) Can we get a part two?

@TheGuyNotHigh 11 ай бұрын

*gasp* You say that I have..... Empathy?!? How dare you! Lol, thank you for the comment! As for part 2, the writer hasn't yet written a second part, nor do I know if they will yet. I'll be keeping an eye out myself as I, too, would like to see where this story may go.

@user-vk7jl6hi7v 11 ай бұрын

"who sent you here" ...the rain.

@rigure 11 ай бұрын

He feels bad for taking our blood, but the main reason I love vampires is because I feel useless and the ONE thing I can't mess up is blood donations... Like, seriously, this is my ideal existence. Serving as a food source. Sad, maybe, but a human needs purpose and that's the only I can think of. If I weren't more of a burden I'd happily serve as his food until the day I die, so long as I have a job, so long as I'm useful.. And, well, the company and occasional words of encouragement do help...

@TheGuyNotHigh 11 ай бұрын

And that vampire is also quite lonely. Probably would appreciate a hug every once in a while 🥰❤

@turt1esharkasmr 10 ай бұрын

I promise you're not useless, my friend. We're all special in our own ways and you being here right now is all the reason you need to keep going.

@AnGerBomB 8 ай бұрын

I like to imagine that even though he's known as evil, he's usually just an asshole at worst.

@TheGuyNotHigh 8 ай бұрын

I'd say that's accurate, though I'd be pretty pissy if pretty much everyone who came to visit was trying to kill me 😅

@magnificoabsol 11 ай бұрын

This feels... nice, we came hoping for death and end up with at least a new purpose, even if it's only for company and feeding it feels hopeful.

@TheGuyNotHigh 11 ай бұрын

It's one of the tropes of vampires I happen to really like. There's room for more in the story and time will tell if a part 2 comes out. Thank you for the comment!

@ladysternchan 11 ай бұрын

This is not Evil... He is so nice❤ Again a great work❤❤

@TheGuyNotHigh 11 ай бұрын

Thank you so much! He really is probably a tsundere, even if he doesn't fit the typical trope.

@LarsonElle 10 ай бұрын

“Open your pockets. Neow 😡”

@TheGuyNotHigh 10 ай бұрын

😾

@TheGuyNotHigh 10 ай бұрын

I thought that emoji was gonna look more angry than it does after I posted it 😆

@stormywolfhowls 2 ай бұрын

I've been playing too much slay the spire... (Neow is a character)

@Anton_the_Vampire 9 ай бұрын

"no purpose" sounds about right actually.

@kimsmeltzer6083 11 ай бұрын

this is...unexpectedly therapeutic.

@trystannwright4586 10 ай бұрын

As somebody who deals with depression quite a bit I Really like this audio it's been very helpful thank you

@TheGuyNotHigh 10 ай бұрын

I really appreciate the feedback 😊 It's good to know I've been able to make your day a little better, thank you ❤

@turt1esharkasmr 11 ай бұрын

Yusssss! This is EXACTLY the vibe I had in mind when writing this script. You nailed it! Thanks so much for the fill! PS: I see a lot of requests for a part 2 in the comments. I can't make any promises, but I'll definately keep it in mind.

@TheGuyNotHigh 11 ай бұрын

Again, thank you so much for sharing your script! I'm so happy you enjoyed it!

@elizabethcanfield852 11 ай бұрын

Turtle, I’ve seen a couple of your scripts now and they’re so good!! I get excited when I see your name on them now :D

@turt1esharkasmr 11 ай бұрын

@@elizabethcanfield852 Awww, thank you! That means a lot ^_^

@Lt.SEC6248 11 ай бұрын

I myself personally do not have any 'You know what thoughts' But this has to arguably be one of the most interesting vampire ASMRs I have listened to in a while, what I really liked was how this Vampire is not truly evil in my mind because: 1. The only people that he kills and enslaves are people trying to kill him so it's Untimately self-defense on his end 2. He has unflinching empathy for the listener and wants nothing more than the listener to be happy and well! (Yes you can argue that ultimately it's a form of manipulation because they are being used as a food source but it's done in a way that it makes sense and not necessarily any form of malice in my opinion)

@TheGuyNotHigh 11 ай бұрын

He definitely is only 'Evil' by reputation. He's got some selfish pragmatism from all the years of being hunted and shunned, but that flicker of empathy and compassion really ices the cake. I'm honestly a little surprised I haven't seen another fill for this yet.

@Womp_womp.to.you_ 7 ай бұрын

All my attempts have failed lmao, and now ive made a promise w my friend if he doesnt die i wont either.

@hlajudhr 11 ай бұрын

This... actually helps a lot. Thank you for this

@TheGuyNotHigh 11 ай бұрын

Happy to help 😊 thank you for listening!

@2005hadeel 11 ай бұрын

I love evil vampires

@summershawley5052 11 ай бұрын

This was good. Loved it even. Maybe a part 2?

@TheGuyNotHigh 11 ай бұрын

Thank you for the kind words! The writer hasn't written a part 2 at this point. I honestly am not sure if they will write a part 2, but I'll be checking their page in case it gets released

@summershawley5052 11 ай бұрын

@@TheGuyNotHigh even so. Can't wait for what audio will be next

@gabidagabida 11 ай бұрын

This was REALLY good, I couldn’t help but smile at the end. Made me really really happy. Have a wonderful day. Maybe a part 2?

@TheGuyNotHigh 11 ай бұрын

Thank you so much! I'm glad it made you smile! The writer has only written this scene so far and I haven't heard anything alluding to a part 2. The script is only a week old at this point, so who knows?

@gabidagabida 11 ай бұрын

@@TheGuyNotHigh all cool! Either way it was quite nice and you did a good job ☺️

@otters.n.potstickers9631 11 ай бұрын

I honestly haven’t been having the best day, and this actually helped me feel better (at like 1 in the morning but shhhhh) Thanks, my dude :>

@TheGuyNotHigh 11 ай бұрын

Glad to be of service 😊 Thank you for listening!

@koogi5284 10 ай бұрын

THE HOTLINE CAME UP

@TheGuyNotHigh 10 ай бұрын

👀

@sophie.6924 4 ай бұрын

I appreciate the warnings and the hotline (even for my country!) I'm not gonna listen due to that, but I will look around your other audios. I got this in my recommends and was curious, and I guess some others might too. So thank you for putting trigger warnings 💕

@anime.geek330 11 ай бұрын

FINALLY ONE FOR ME

@TheGuyNotHigh 11 ай бұрын

Happy to be of service 😁

@YueAki 3 ай бұрын

I really like this one. Makes me feel safe

@PrincessLydia 10 ай бұрын

I just stumbled upon this video, and I absolutely love the change of mood! Keep up the incredible work!

@TheGuyNotHigh 10 ай бұрын

Thank you so much! 🥰 I enjoy making this content, so there's plenty more to come 😊

@gingerdude Ай бұрын

This was very comforting

@puglife658 3 ай бұрын

If he’s not gonna kill me then no I can’t give him my blood. I can’t do blood. Not in that way at least. I mean maybe if he does it while I sleep and there are no wounds in the morning I could do it but anything other than that and no I can’t do it.

@LilThreat88 6 ай бұрын

0:49 my answer: "Don't threaten me with a good time!" 😂 Excited for this! Just found your channel and subbed already!

@jelly-cat- 10 ай бұрын

8:53 thats just a more often period 😂

@Ben4Life792 11 ай бұрын

alright. why did i cry? What kind of cursed magic is this?🤔🤔🤔

@TheGuyNotHigh 11 ай бұрын

Don't mind me, just reading off the spe- I mean script 🙄👀😶😁

@FaithMidnight Күн бұрын

I want a part two. I like this story.

@sejlina9140 11 ай бұрын

I love this audio really Part 2 pretty please😍❤️🥺

@TheGuyNotHigh 10 ай бұрын

The writer has said they'll keep it in mind, but I haven't seen anything yet. I try keep an eye out for any sequels for any of the scripts I fill 👁

@duhasharaf6442 11 ай бұрын

I needddd a parttt 2!!!

@TheGuyNotHigh 11 ай бұрын

The writer has mentioned that they may consider writing a second part to this story. I'll be keeping an eye out if that happens 😀

@duhasharaf6442 11 ай бұрын

@@TheGuyNotHigh thank youu!!

@user-bm3cb6mv7m 10 ай бұрын

Part 2 pleasee

@TheGuyNotHigh 10 ай бұрын

The writer has said they may keep it in mind, so we will see 👀 Fingers crossed!

@ValerynValentine 11 ай бұрын

I LOVE HIM WHAT 🥹😭🥺

@TheGuyNotHigh 11 ай бұрын

Hehe, vampires do tend to have some *charm* to them

@GabrielMicheal77710 11 ай бұрын

I wish I were dead.

@turt1esharkasmr 10 ай бұрын

I'm so sorry you feel that way. I've been in your position before, and it's never easy. But I promise it does get better. I know it doesn't feel like it. I didn't think it would get better. But it did for me, so I know it will for you to. Trust me.

@GabrielMicheal77710 5 ай бұрын

@turt1esharkasmr Thank you. 😢

@ellisynpupx 11 ай бұрын

4:55 😳....... 🥲 this was oddly nice n comforting thanks for this ❤ btw what do we call you? (ive been calling u 'the guy' to friends LOL)

@TheGuyNotHigh 11 ай бұрын

Aw, thank you! Honestly, I realize I might not have thought that one all the way through.... If a script asks me to use my VA name, the plan is to stick with Guy or the long form, Guido

@ellisynpupx 11 ай бұрын

@@TheGuyNotHigh got it! 📝 o7