milad: "okay my friends, my children. gather 'round" he sounds like an old wise man telling stories of wisdom under an old tree

Nothing more romantic than a masked make out sesh in the local Subway

Not gonna lie, I'm impressed with how he squeezed the rest of that sauce out of the bag. I never thought of that before.

1:07 “awwww this is kinda gross but that’s ok” That killed me 💀

The way you squeezed out every bit of sauce out of that bag with that tool at 1:00 is so aesthetically pleasing.

I finally found someone who also uses the term "the other day" for stuff that´s happaned years ago

PDA- public display of affection. To anyone wondering that's what it stands for :D

"Babe, you wanna go out on a date?" "Let's make out in subway infront of Milad."

"Well it wasn't actually the other day... Pretty sure this was about 2 1/2 years ago." Bro you absolutely paralyzed my brain with that for a solid minute. I was just telling a co-worker yesterday when a Halloween movie came on how 2020 and 2021 felt like they went by so fast that I can't even remember anything from them, besides Covid. I wouldn't even be shocked if this was why you said "the other day" when it was 2 1/2 years ago.

customer: "can I have some tacos" Manager: "this is a subway" customer: (holds up taco shell) "did I stutter"

There's two things attractive about this person : 1 - Good story telling, hilarious and good 2 - *Sandwich speedrun which makes me hungry so bad*

Okay the way he squeezed/scraped out all the last sauce in that bag at 1:01 was just satisfying.

Milad: “Ma’am, this is a Subway.” Karen: “Fine!” Also Karen: *Orders ticket for train* Milad: *Slaps Karen*

The cutest thing I have ever seen: one time I was in a Walmart just minding my own business. I hear the whirr of an electric mobility scooter behind me, so I step to the side. A woman who looked to be in her 80s was driving. I thought nothing of it so I continued looking through the shelves. Then I notice that there was a wooden wagon with what looked to be the woman’s husband riding in the back. He had a huge smile on his face. It was the cutest thing I had ever seen, and I will never forget that moment.

We were eating breakfast at this hotel when a old couple were holding hands it was the cutest thing ever

Hahah I love this part “I don’t know what pda stands for but basically it’s people showing affection in public” Almost like Public Display of Affection

“Ahh this is kinda gross but that’s ok” 😂🤣😂

I love how he made her a taco out of a subway ingredient’s

subway is the makeout spot trust me lol 😂

"kissing with the mask on is a whole new beast" yeah milag i agree

“Awww this is kinda gross, but thats ok... they seem like nice people” 💀

Milad: “We made a taco at subway” Corporate: Hmm, interesting

“Well it actually wasn’t the other day, this was like 2 and a half years ago” Damn this guy gets so invested in his sandwich making that years are going by like days

PDA = Public Display of Affection

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" Milad: "NO, THIS IS SUBWAY"

Girl - “Do you sell tacos?” Milad - “No, This is a subway”

Okay but how satisfying was it when he scraped the sauce to the end of the bag and squirted it out now that's how to make use of leftover sauce lol

When I worked at Subway I did two things people loved. The first one was I wrapped the sub separate after cutting it in half and the other I would cut the tomatoes in half unless they wanted wholes ( most of the time they didn't because it's so much easier to eat with them in half) I got so many COMPLIMENTS and TIPS for just doing these two things. I would have people ask for me if it was my day off and if I was not there they would walk away. Its crazy how two small things can get you so much love.

“Idek what PDA stands for” *Proceeds to say “display of affection in public”*

"i don't know what PDA is" defines PDA in the next sentence perfectly

This man is single handedly giving subway massive social media exposure. Probably more than Jared before he was caught.

I can’t believe you just invented a new genre of storytime. Historic.

Holy shit my mind is actually blown from how you emptied that sauce packet. Why has my small brain never thought of doing that

Ain't no one going to talk about the smoothness of getting all the bbq sauce out of the packet?

“Okay friends, my children gather round” When he said my children I felt special at that moment

I'm French. And I love your accent, these ''laughing at MEH'' ou ''MiaMEH''. I love this, man. You make my days.

When you ask your girl where her ideal romance spot is and she just says “in the sandwich line at a subway” and your just like😐

Milad: PDA don’t really know what that stands for Also Milad: Describes exactly what it is

really in subway during giving a order lol😂

i envy this man's stress/pressure management tbh,

“Awww, this is kinda but gross but that’s okay!” -Milad Mirg, 2021

milad: "okay my friends, my children. gather 'round" me: ah, i see i have yet another father

1:02 Thats the most satisfying thing I've ever seen.

Instead of "Ma'am, this is a Wendy's" moment, I was working drive thru at Taco Bell and this elderly man came through asking for only a frosty. I thought he was joking as I asked if he wanted fries with that (it was the time the nacho fries first came out, too) . Confused, he went to the drive through. I told him this was Taco Bell. Poor old man looked like he was about to cry from embarrassment. And I felt like the world's biggest butt for "going along with the joke." I had drunk college kids come through the same night right before the old man pretending to order whoppers. Bad timing for both of us!

I was so stuck on the food I didn't even realise he was talking the whole time.

What We Know About Milad -Works at a Subway -Lives in New Jersey -Works for free -Has A Friend called Jeremy, But calls him Jeremeh -Drives a Nissan -Grows at a rate that people think he's using SubBots -Gives free cookies to people -Doesn't use a GoPro

Milad: “gather round my children” Me, at 30: if you’re old, I’m ancient.

I like how he's jut casually making sandwiches while telling epic stories

“Ok my friends, my children gather round” Me: I’m ur friend- ur child? Can I live in subway then 😌

That girl a bit earlier: “Take me to a place where they cook in front of you”

their thoughts: “Hey😏” “Let’s kiss with a mask in a subway while ordering” “Aight bet”

Morward just has the most satisfiying videos in the back bro. Subway seeing how they work is too good.

She wanted something creative and extraordinary

“i’m not sure what PDA is but basically it’s when people publicly display affection for eachother” 😂😂😂

"I'm not sure what PDA stands for" People who watched the office: *brain size increases*

0:14 that slo mo action shot of the cheese throw, was actruallyt impressive. mad props bro bro

"Babe, let's get all dress up and go out. I'm taking you to a place where they make food in front of you" "Really? I can't wait!" "YUP. WE ARE GOING TO A SUBWAY!"

“I don’t really know what it means but it means displaying affection in public” milad is funny

1:02 that was so satisfying.

I can listen to you talk about your Subway stories for hours! lol

Petition for "OK MY FRIENDS AND CHILDREN" to be regular intro

The way that he brought together that sauce in the packet was so satisfying. Edit: Thanks for the 500 likes.

It’s actually pretty satisfying to watch a sub been made on the other side of the counter

“Okay my friends, my children. Gather, round” *A W H E L L Y E A H*

"Ok children gather around " Me eating a sub right on my sofa with some drinks : I've never been more ready gentle sire

the clip of him making the sub: *" i am speed "*

I been watching the subway videos since 2021 and what I get from subway is a chicken bacon ranch sub football toasted with American cheese Italian bread and lettuce on it

“Idk if you guys are aware of what PDA is, not sure what it means, but it’s just showing affection in public” - thanks milad

Can we just take a moment to appreciate how Milad is always uploading content for us to enjoy? It’s quite hard to have a schedule like that.

People who kiss are normal People who kiss in public are gross but bold People who kiss with masks on: *fliiping legends*

Public Displays of Affection (PDA. spot on.) I learnt that from the office lol

He was about to throw out the packet and said “shit wait corporate is watching, let me do it the right way”

“‘Okay, my friends, my children. Gather ‘round, we have a beautiful story to tell today.’” -Milad Mirg, 2021

"PDA basically means showing affection in public" PDA: Public Displays of Affection Me: 🗿

Now I’m really tempted to walk into a subway and yell “ma’am this is a subway!”

You're going to become that uncle that always has a story to tell at family gatherings!

Making out on subway? "Oh yeah I'm gonna order a turkey san-" **obscene amounts of love invades his mouth**

i used to work at KFC and this woman came in once and asked me for a whooper... and i was like: "um... ma'am... this is KFC... we sell chicken" and she literally looked around and turns out she thought she had walked into the BK that was a couple of stores down. we both laughed so much.

is it just me, or do I just love watching this guy making sandwiches 😂🤣

"we are growing at a fast rate" This man realized, someone get him a cookie

“My children” LMFAOO😭😂okay dad

"and the fact you take your mask off to kiss like what is going on?!" this dude kisses with the mask on

man somthing about subway tho it jsut looks so dam good no matter what bread and stuff you put on it they always look SO DAM DELICIOUS

Him: telling stories Me: Can't take my eyes off the sandwich-

Grandparent : 1story then go to bed Milad : i have got infinite stories. Gather around everyone.

Day 3 of asking Milad to make a sub with multiple breads wrapped in lettuce

“My friends, my children!” Lol.

Can we all just thank Milad for squeezing out all the sauce!!

Subway dude: "ma'am, this is a subway " Couple: " You will never get this"

1:15 "MA'AM THIS IS A SUBWEH"

I listen to these EVERY SING DAY. Keep up the good work :)

I was dying we he said listen my children lol

“Ok my friends my children” Us: ok papa

That ma'am would be flexing that subway taco like "Y'ALL GUESS WHAT, I GOT A TACO FROM SUBWAY"

"Ma'am this is a subway" THAT GOT ME LA😂UGHING

The funniest thing I heard when me and my mom we're at McDonald's and we heard a girl say "can I have a large gatorade".

2:02

When I saw you coat your chicken in Franks hot sauce you made my day

I love how you address us as children and friends, it's comforting.

I feel like that was my highschool. Being that quiet kid going into to a place to get food and those kids making out in the side lmao