Macho Nutcracker
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6 ай бұрынWe’re here to help you decorate for the holidays without playing into the gay agenda.
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@ayeyo2711 6 ай бұрын
If they’re so worried about representing the majority, then maybe they should get rid of the electoral college
@scarletletter4900 6 ай бұрын
I'll drink to that! 🥤🧃🥛🍵☕🧉🍺🍷🥃🍸🍹🍶 Pick your bev and let's toast!
@NikkLiberos 6 ай бұрын
Let's also make elections so that they don't vote to fill one seat, but several and maybe then this country will get a congress that reflects its people's sensibilities.
@misterbennnn 6 ай бұрын
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
@roughcutguitars 6 ай бұрын
TRUTH!!!
@louiserose2609 5 ай бұрын
Totally agree!!!
@civil_villain 6 ай бұрын
When they talk about how it's such a small portion of the population, you have to wonder why they focus all their time and energy fighting them.
@ericbrammer2245 6 ай бұрын
That was a Ball-Bustin' hit in the Nads! Just, please, don't Roast mine over a a GOP Flare-up-Dumpster-Fire?! My nuts serve a better purpose. Helping Humanity NOT RAISE Republicans.
@Mondfischli 6 ай бұрын
...guess they fear one of those could crack their truck nuts 😂
@justmeandthethree 6 ай бұрын
Over and over, the bigotry is the point.
@Cinnuhminn 6 ай бұрын
Stirring up hate and finding a scapegoat for “everything that is going down in this country” has been textbook right-wing strategy since the existence of Jews in Europe
@freda2758 6 ай бұрын
Because they're bullies. Bullies attack what they perceive as weak.
@darrylbrown8253 6 ай бұрын
"Macho Nutcracker puts nuts in his mouth but he doesnt like it. It is just his job." Could not stop laughing at that.
@maybeebuzzy2265 6 ай бұрын
🤣
@maudbrewster9413 6 ай бұрын
I almost missed that. Hilarious writing.
@angeladoll9785 6 ай бұрын
"I'm straight for nuts" got me🤣🤣🤣
@itookallthenames 6 ай бұрын
$20 is $20
@SpukiTheLoveKitten75 6 ай бұрын
@@maudbrewster9413 Me, too. I finally got it! At first, I thought it was a joke similar to the anti-bean bit in the "Gunpowder Coffee" skit... but I get it now that it's a bit "Gay for Pay Porn Star / Male Sex Worker" joke. The whole thing is basically a commentary on "Haggard's Law" as well as messing with homophobes with gayness. Also, the Pro-LGBTQA Nutcracker is pretty and cool.
@freda2758 6 ай бұрын
It is amazing what passes for outrage at Fox.
@harmonicajay91 6 ай бұрын
They need to make up controversy so people will pay attention to them. It's the equivalent of an attention starved kid setting a fire.
@oracleofdelphi4533 6 ай бұрын
Remember the good ol' days when the nutcracker was a straight thing? Because I don't and I'm old as F. I just never cared.
@ichijofestival2576 6 ай бұрын
Fancy mustard.
@tabbyreed8925 6 ай бұрын
@@ichijofestival2576 And the tan suit.
@freya8133 6 ай бұрын
@@tabbyreed8925 Joe using a straw. How unmanly 🤣
@SpaceForceCommander 6 ай бұрын
The Village Nutcrackers!
@freda2758 6 ай бұрын
Somebody seriously needs to make those.
@alexvives1335 6 ай бұрын
@@freda2758 No kidding, those would fly off the shelves.
@Washoewillie 6 ай бұрын
Strangely, TFG loves to play "Y.M.C.A." at his rallies and when he "D.J.'s" at Merde - Lardo. Is it a shout-out to his pal, Lindsey Graham?
@annemettefrederiksen7751 5 ай бұрын
@@freda2758 And send them to Faux news 😂
@legion7193 6 ай бұрын
I love that this makes them so mad.
@oldrrocr 6 ай бұрын
What! Make the ballet gay? They just want to watch a guy dancing around in see-through tights and a big red hat... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@martin2289 6 ай бұрын
Especially funny when you think that Tchaikovsky was gay.
@thatlittlevoice8292 6 ай бұрын
Don't even get me started about men dancing in tights.
@casjean8904 6 ай бұрын
@@thatlittlevoice8292 very strong men with nice muscles.
@concinnus 6 ай бұрын
If these guys learned that Western music was founded on the work of a gay Jewish New Yorker (Copland), they'd have apoplexy.
@tech34756 6 ай бұрын
He's a lumberjack and he's ok, he sleeps all night and works all day.
@tamzinbrown9384 6 ай бұрын
Thank You for this! 😅
@phatesdesign3411 6 ай бұрын
This is so f****** hilarious! Glad to have you back Stephen and the whole crew, You bring so much light in such dark times
@Robil63 6 ай бұрын
Yeh but not as funny as that mad woman at the start
@Confoil 6 ай бұрын
You can always rely on the Right to focus on the important issues like; Dr. Seuss, M&M's, Mr. Potato Head, and now nutcrackers.
@SG-lk3em 6 ай бұрын
For me growing up, Nutcrackers have always been associated with the ballet, the Nutcracker. Written by Tchaikovsky. Who was notoriously known to be a very fiery homosexual. So, checks out, I guess. 🤷
@scarletletter4900 6 ай бұрын
Tchaikovsky yes. Tchaikovsky ALWAYS yes!
@myriamickx7969 6 ай бұрын
Can't really imagine the MAGA nutcracker in the ballet, somehow.
@mikekolokowsky 6 ай бұрын
So my daughters were watching a Nutcracker performance. The male lead had obvious stuffing in the front of his tights. They whispered comments about him wearing a diaper. When he turned around, the tights were almost see-through. “They should call this the BUTTcracker.” Yes, I thought them well.
@notsure1969 6 ай бұрын
Fox sure does cover all the pressing issues.
@persuasivebarrier2419 6 ай бұрын
"gay nutcracker doesn't make sense" bro, it's tchaikovsky. like, hello? 🌈
@gamepapa1211 6 ай бұрын
How can a Nutcracker be anything but gay when the entire purpose of his existence is to put nuts in his mouth?
@christopherporter2459 6 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@rayflyers 6 ай бұрын
Ask a trans woman about chasers.
@Beruthiel45 6 ай бұрын
This should be pinned up top. It's the whole point. Brilliant. 😂
@RARenfield 6 ай бұрын
Tea bagging and nut cracking differ in one pretty major way. I think MTG would be a better ball buster.
@msmbar 6 ай бұрын
@@Beruthiel45 I agree!
@bullzeyez3236 6 ай бұрын
Only thing that would have made this better is if he chugged a Bud Light to wash down those nuts.
@rainydaylady6596 6 ай бұрын
I want those Village People nutcrackers! 😂🤣😂👍🖖💕🌈
@LifenaDay525 6 ай бұрын
I do too! Stephen, the show could do a huge fund raiser on this to support gays, women’s rights to health care, gun reform, etc. 🤙🏻me. 😁
@SpukiTheLoveKitten75 6 ай бұрын
I know! That would be cool!
@NewMessage 6 ай бұрын
I'm not surprised the GOP is feeling edgy about nutcrackers, considering the vice theirs are in about now.
@ZennExile 6 ай бұрын
imagine no knowing this is all 'made for TV'...
@Cthulhu4President 6 ай бұрын
@@ZennExile Imagine not knowing how much conservatives lie to your face or how unpopular the Republican platform is that they're sticking to their guns and marking targets on a sinking ship.
@lisab9541 6 ай бұрын
😂
@AR-ed3xw 6 ай бұрын
Their nutcrackers are in a vice?
@tzvikrasner6073 6 ай бұрын
The Village People nutcrackers was just *chef kiss*
@scottieray 6 ай бұрын
I just can't imagine that anyone is being forced to buy a prideful nutcracker. These people need to focus their energy on solving real problems.
@MyMarsham 6 ай бұрын
I’m in Australia, can’t find them in stores here. So I guess I’ll have to paint one I already have.
@hellshade2 6 ай бұрын
@scottieray you expect fox news to solve problems? they only know how to create them!
@VMan29397 6 ай бұрын
They cant. They Benefit from real problems
@freya8133 6 ай бұрын
@@3rdmmThe "entertainment " part is debatable.
@3rdmm 6 ай бұрын
@@freya8133 To each his own...
@vash121086 6 ай бұрын
That was a wonderful way to troll Fox News. Lol
@brandybauska7741 6 ай бұрын
It's just his job😂😂🎉❤. Love it!
@seantlewis376 6 ай бұрын
I would love to get that collection of Village People nutcrackers. Fun times!
@herlandercarvalho 6 ай бұрын
I knew it they were going to use stereotypical gay macho men, the second I saw the big nutcracker with the red flannel shirt... LMAO!
@rejoyce318 6 ай бұрын
"Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm OK..."
@artor9175 6 ай бұрын
The whole Village People lineup cracked me up.
@eddiejoewalt7746 6 ай бұрын
Macho Nutcracker = THE VILLAGE PEOPLE SINGING MACHO MAN
@mikejankowski6321 6 ай бұрын
Love how it ends up with The Village People!
@barbarawoodward6794 6 ай бұрын
This is priceless. Especially since Trump has yet to discover what the song ‘YMCA’ is really about!😂
@blackstorm9755 6 ай бұрын
OMG! What if these guys could photo bomb tfg on Christmas next time Orangey awkwardly tries to bust a move 😂😂. Oh wait, his SS Detail already has a gig that night....😠
@USUG0 6 ай бұрын
yep! Gets me every time, watching the bigot homophobic intolerant maga crowd dancing and chanting to the tune of a gay manifesto song
@DarksideDave42 6 ай бұрын
I loved the SNL skit where they had the Village People telling Drumpf to stop using their song
@mynameisworld 6 ай бұрын
If she thinks the majority of the world is not in favor of gay rights, she's living in a different world than the rest of us.
@joannejohnson7006 6 ай бұрын
😂 🌰 macho-nut I’m so glad you guys are back!
@artmusic2 6 ай бұрын
KZfaq - thank you for including & providing so many fantastic clips. We all needed this laughter today like Macho Merry Christmas!
@milosterwheeler2520 6 ай бұрын
OH, somebody needs to sell these as gag gifts for our Republican friends. They wouldn't get the joke, but that's OK - we would.
@rickdagrexican7351 6 ай бұрын
I understand that there is a gag jigsaw puzzle that is branded with Trump's face but, it is Biden's face in the puzzle LOL
@robsemail 6 ай бұрын
@@rickdagrexican7351 that’s brilliant! They should do more than one, like have something that looks like one of those ridiculous Trump NFTs or whatever they’re called, but the actual puzzle shows parade-balloon Trump, with his tiny little hand grabbing the crotch of parade-balloon Lucy van Pelt.
@scarletletter4900 6 ай бұрын
I want Village People nutcrackers. That just sounds fun!
@stevenichols4639 6 ай бұрын
Only if Trump in a badly fitting brioni suit is one of them.
@jaybird6905 6 ай бұрын
shoving these Gag gifts down our throats! why can’t i get it out of my head? yaaaarrrrghh!!!
@Zerolink30 6 ай бұрын
Imagine if Fox actually covered important news stories
@revengefrommars 6 ай бұрын
Their viewers might become more well educated. Can't have that.
@WalterStanley-zf6lo 6 ай бұрын
For my part, I refuse to eat green M&Ms now that they are no longer sexy looking.
@therealventures 6 ай бұрын
Same thought on CNN and NBC especially lol
@ImpeccableLiving 6 ай бұрын
@@therealventures Did you already send your "billionaire" cult leader $4,700 for your trading card? Cope and seethe, Trump cultist.
@freya8133 6 ай бұрын
@@therealventuresum, okay dude 🙄
@zesty9815 6 ай бұрын
Dear Fox: 'Merry Christmas' to you, too! You're just FULL of Christmas cheer and goodwill, aren't you? You know you don't HAVE to buy them if you don't want them, yes? Nobody's FORCING you to buy them.
@edwardgobbo9685 6 ай бұрын
That was perfect.
@istdochallesegal3427 6 ай бұрын
I'm straight... but only on Day 1!
@mho... 6 ай бұрын
Pliers are better then Dolls to crack Nuts anyways! Such a pointless Thing to feel outraged about 🤦♂
@jaybird6905 6 ай бұрын
a high quality nutcracker is perfect for the job.
@jakeilano6821 6 ай бұрын
This is hilarious 😂.
@JohnClark-tt2bl 6 ай бұрын
Imagine attaching the rainbow nutcracker to some idiot driver's truck nuts. Oh the rage that would cause.
@ThizzRyuko 6 ай бұрын
I want the macho nutcracker set ❤
@jandrews6254 6 ай бұрын
Black Santas, black Santas in wheelchairs, gay nutcrackers - the War on Xmas has begun!!!!!! Oh the pain.
@adpirtle 6 ай бұрын
What issue are they talking about? the issue of cracking nuts?
@zeitgeist5134 6 ай бұрын
Oh, I was so hoping that the collection of the nutcrackers at the end would burst out singing, "Macho Macho Man!!"
@primordial_platypus 6 ай бұрын
Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay, I sleep all night and I work all day. CHORUS: He's a lumberjack, and he's okay, He sleeps all night and he works all day. I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lava-try. On Wednesdays I go shoppin' And have buttered scones for tea. Mounties: He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch, He goes to the lava-try. On Wednesdays 'e goes shoppin' And has buttered scones for tea. CHORUS I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wild flowers. I put on women's clothing, And hang around in bars. Mounties: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps, He likes to press wild flowers. He puts on women's clothing And hangs around.... In bars??????? CHORUS I chop down trees, I wear high heels, Suspenders and a bra. I wish I'd been a girlie Just like my dear papa. Mounties: He cuts down trees, he wears high heels Suspenders?? and a .... a Bra???? (spoken, raggedly) What's this? Wants to be a "girlie"? Oh, My! And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!
@utezahn3174 6 ай бұрын
Hmmm … you might just have dated yourself with this reference (as have I 🤓)
@lifewuzonceezr 6 ай бұрын
Isn't it Mama?
@dianacryer 6 ай бұрын
No it’s papa.
@LifenaDay525 6 ай бұрын
Is this another GOP theme song? Truthfully, they hardly do any work at all!
@debvoz 6 ай бұрын
@@dianacryerin different versions of the skit it switches from mana to papa.
@gailaltschwager7377 6 ай бұрын
Chuckle. Thank you!
@janiceleeripley443 6 ай бұрын
LOVED THIS.
@luciustitius 6 ай бұрын
What a wonderful thing, this culture of outrage.
@batgurrl 6 ай бұрын
The right wing is so ‘triggered’ by sexuality that they have become comic fodder, thus this hilarious cold open 👏👏
@davidbryden7904 6 ай бұрын
Exactly! Sexuality of ANY sort, it seems.
@batgurrl 6 ай бұрын
@@davidbryden7904unless it’s married men having sex with other women, like three time married, accused sexual assaulter. Trump. They embraced him even after the Infamous Access Hollywood Tape resurfaced
@Tessmage_Tessera 6 ай бұрын
They seem to be mainly concerned with OTHER PEOPLE'S sexuality.
@batgurrl 6 ай бұрын
@@Tessmage_Tessera yes, of course
@figmo397 6 ай бұрын
The lineup of "Macho Nutcrackers" had me doubled over laughing. I'd LOVE that for a mantlepiece!
@maudbrewster9413 6 ай бұрын
Jeane-Claude and Christo should really fly to the US and cover the Senate in a giant-ass big rainbow flag just like they did with the Bundestag in Germany. That would be awesome.
@JDrevolver66 6 ай бұрын
It would indeed! Also quite an achievement, as they've been dead for years.
@wardenm 6 ай бұрын
Let's be honest. The gay nutcracker was just a lazy recolor. The LEAST they could have done was move the lever to his crotch. 😂
@grmpEqweer 6 ай бұрын
HA!😅
@bcb7443 6 ай бұрын
Great comedy bit…especially if it makes the GQP mad.
@danieldravot341 6 ай бұрын
I’m just glad Tucker Carlson has stopped dwelling on the orientation and intentions of the M&M spokescandies. The eternal right wing outrage is exhausting.
@edgardolugo540 6 ай бұрын
But a DUMPSTER FIRE 🔥 DONALD J. CHUMP *NFT CARD IS OKAY ?!?
@Neobert5240 6 ай бұрын
Furry Nuts!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@maudbrewster9413 6 ай бұрын
I rarely laugh but to get mad at this is the most ridiculous thing ever. At this point brands KNOW they just have to make something look gay or put a rainbow on it and they get free commercials… And some nuts to crack.
@eeyorehaferbock7870 6 ай бұрын
Strange. I do not remember them going after those twerking penguin animatronics that were released years ago like this…
@lennymccartney1 6 ай бұрын
brilliant...
@freda2758 6 ай бұрын
I'm not saying Jessie is in the closet...Jessie is saying he's in the closet. Come out, dude. It's fine.
@WalterStanley-zf6lo 6 ай бұрын
He did say that he thought Trump was "hard."
@aman7525 6 ай бұрын
They should have made it say no homo
@artor9175 6 ай бұрын
"Who are they trying to appeal to?" NOT YOU! I think it's pretty obvious who the market is.
@joannbeiser4907 6 ай бұрын
Love it!
@paulbard3947 6 ай бұрын
Make me laugh so much that I want to go down stairs and find out how many nuts my squirrel has stored up for the next impeachment process. God bless him.
@Nowhere888 6 ай бұрын
The lumberjack nutcracker reminds me of the old Monty Python skit about lumberjacks.
@lynn_anderson2 6 ай бұрын
YMCA!
@thewefactor1 6 ай бұрын
The Nutcracker a classical ballet act and composed by Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky had been known to have homosexual encounters with Iosif Iosifovich Kotek a violinist and composer.
@user-ox6ip8ie7d 6 ай бұрын
Was that a Grizzly Gay Nutcracker?
@grmpEqweer 6 ай бұрын
They call them "bears."
@jmag579 6 ай бұрын
He doesn’t like it it’s just his job 😆
@MadDragon75 6 ай бұрын
I'm sending these as gifts! 😂
@MadDragon75 6 ай бұрын
Trolling family members won't forget this year! 😁
@stanbyme7874 6 ай бұрын
They won’t have a "gay" Nutcracker but will have T*ump mugshots on shirts, towels, cups, etc. 🤦🏼♀️💙✊🏽🗳️
@Karen-gv8fp 6 ай бұрын
And Trump NFTs. He looks suspiciously like some of the Village People in those 😅.
@julesbower762 6 ай бұрын
Just his job... 😉
@ZaddyOG 6 ай бұрын
I saw that str8 nutcracker on Grindr…😂
@LastAyleidKing 6 ай бұрын
A male figure that puts nuts in its mouth.....how did it take this long to make a correlation? Fox news has been sharing that one brain cell hot potato style for too long lol
@rjdankert 6 ай бұрын
Don we now our gay apparel, Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
@ladyginger1701 6 ай бұрын
When I first saw these nutcrackers, I simply thought they were to go with the many candy Christmas tree themes, which includes those colours. lol! But wait, what if that is all they’re were originally meant for? Double lol
@Matt_with_2Ts 6 ай бұрын
Wait.... Gays CAN'T wear flannels?
@Kevin_Street 6 ай бұрын
LOL! He doesn't like it... it's just his job.
@h7opolo 6 ай бұрын
lol the fkn thing talks lol
@wendigo53 6 ай бұрын
Gay nutcracker got so much free media.
@mizzury54 6 ай бұрын
When the village people came on, I lost it.
@alicepotter8165 6 ай бұрын
I'd. Buy a gay one
@colleenclements5715 6 ай бұрын
Cute👍
@Starman_Dx 6 ай бұрын
"This doesn't make sense" Oh yah sure, but you'll slap Trump's face on everything and its fine. Pretty sure there's five different Trumpcrackers...
@voyagerkat22 6 ай бұрын
So glad I bought this gay nutcracker last year.
@rittherugger160 6 ай бұрын
Nutcrackers have always been Gay. It's a ballet isn't it?
@beeble2003 6 ай бұрын
I don't understand how people are outraged by the concept of shops selling something that they, personally, don't want to buy.
@traildoggy 6 ай бұрын
Nice, but I'm sticking with my Jesus on the Cross nutcracker.
@keeperofthelists4771 6 ай бұрын
Lol
@MrPhotodoc 6 ай бұрын
Colbert's writers have it too easy.
@lifewithdogs7572 6 ай бұрын
Yeah, just yeah, there's alot to unpack in that fix segment, so I'm just going to start drinking
@mizzury54 6 ай бұрын
I think it's funny that she thinks a pride themed nutcracker is an issue with millions of people worldwide..
@dfuher968 6 ай бұрын
If u dont want the nutcracker..... dont buy it! Problem solved!
@GiarkReleos 6 ай бұрын
sooo, this nutcracker hasen't found the latch to the closet door to get out ?? , , yet!
@bob9158 6 ай бұрын
there Black santa at store too
@bizema2003 6 ай бұрын
❤😄
@user-my9rh7tx1l 6 ай бұрын
Odds are that featuring that gay nutcracker on Fox probably increased demand for it.
@laurahubbard6906 6 ай бұрын
Best part is that Tchaikovsky was gay.
@yvonnesarcasmspoken3201 6 ай бұрын
The only problem with the macho nutcrackers is they have teeth - and we all know those people often don't.
@sergiorestrepo6657 6 ай бұрын
Brilliant
@breestackss 6 ай бұрын
If you don't like 'em.... dammit don't buy 'em. Simple!
@cam0mute 6 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@markfeland2285 6 ай бұрын
The Village People are laughing their asses off
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