My friends dragged me into final fantasy 14 and made me play a lalafell. These are her stories.
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@Xadaj1273 жыл бұрын
- Baby's first burial service - Baby's first recon mission - Baby's first prison break
@CIoudStriker Жыл бұрын
They grow up so fast. LOL, jk. They never will.
@TechPriest-Fisher3 жыл бұрын
Normal people: This is funny Lalafell players: *Still small and angry*
@CLB8723 жыл бұрын
Not wrong.
@chibiwibi3 жыл бұрын
Can confirm.
@kairi46403 жыл бұрын
Yep. Then I had my best friend turn into a lalafell, now he's smol and angry too. 😌
@WeepingSuns3 жыл бұрын
As a potato I can confirm this as true
@DataEntity3 жыл бұрын
Nah, it's; Normal people: This is funny Lala-players: Pwease swing wup to mwy pwaydway woans... (sucker... hehe)
@lunausagi84953 жыл бұрын
Fantasia reward for finishing Praetorium Baby find drugs *T e m p t a t i o n*
@snaffu13 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for this! "BABY FIND DRUGS...NOW BABY IS TALL!! And still ANGEREE"
@narev65693 жыл бұрын
My Lalafell has two complimentary fantasias in the bottom of his bag. I suppose he could change into Viera, take some lewd pics, start an Onlyfans and change back.
@Pastelwrlds3 жыл бұрын
@@narev6569 oh no
@glori0usoce3 жыл бұрын
@@Pastelwrlds OH YES
@mattwo73 жыл бұрын
@@snaffu1 Probably turned into female au ra or miqo'te instead of male roe or female elzen.
@ceridwenaeradwr81053 жыл бұрын
I'm a real-life Lalafell. I play Roegadyn to live my tall dreams. "Mad because small. Jealous of tall." This speaks to me
@jordanrogers92963 жыл бұрын
I'm a real life Elezen. I play a Lalafell to see what it's like to be small.
@st6x3 жыл бұрын
literally me LMAO im a rl lala playing a male aura at max height 😭
@AliAliOxenfree11693 жыл бұрын
I am a real-life Roegadyn. I play Lalafell to fulfill my small dreams.
@GURGLEGUY123453 жыл бұрын
A real-life Lalafell?
@quokka77632 жыл бұрын
Real-life Lalafell, playing Lalafell because small is funi
@GURGLEGUY123453 жыл бұрын
This...this is legitimately one of the cutest lalafell designs I've ever seen. The huge eyebrows really bring it all together.
@jadebunny43123 жыл бұрын
Still small tho
@jeremyzak6543 жыл бұрын
@@jadebunny4312 Still jealous of tall
@seraphendipity2 жыл бұрын
Angriest lalafell design Ive seen
@NyanPoptartCat2 жыл бұрын
Stop calling baby cute. Baby burns you all.
@peytonalexander53003 жыл бұрын
“Forgive me father, for I am short.” This is officially a certified hood classic
@Naythanable3 жыл бұрын
"Mad because awake" destroyed me lmao
@catt45703 жыл бұрын
So relatable. Lol
@nullpoint33463 жыл бұрын
Aye.
@caodogao43273 жыл бұрын
That's a mood xD
@axelvoss96532 жыл бұрын
Same
@irishmcfnprincess777 Жыл бұрын
Mad because awake pretty much sums up every word day for me.
@Konpekikaminari3 жыл бұрын
"mad because small" the motto of every Lalafell WAR
@KianaWolf3 жыл бұрын
I'm not mad because small. I'm mad before everything else is tall. So I chop them all down.
@nobledmarlin173 жыл бұрын
@@KianaWolf naming a lalafell "the lumberjack"
@rootatouille1803 жыл бұрын
@@nobledmarlin17 The NPCs gonna primarily call you "the".
@nobledmarlin173 жыл бұрын
@@rootatouille180 not for the npcs
@CKnightZero3 жыл бұрын
After watching more of these videos. "Hello shins, meet Mr. Fell Cleave!" "Happy Baby! Still small though."
@GayBirdHere3 жыл бұрын
The entire story of A Realm Reborn in modern poetry. Please do these for each expansion! They're gold.
@sakuraibloom18363 жыл бұрын
i would love to see that :D
@azadalamiq3 жыл бұрын
@@sakuraibloom1836 "baby meets pixie.. is glad feel tall" xD
@KawaiiNeko3333 жыл бұрын
Baby meets Weeb (Zenos). Weeb kicks Baby.
@azadalamiq3 жыл бұрын
@@KawaiiNeko333 heavensward: "baby enter the painted world... again. still small though" xD
@Bongaboi1513 жыл бұрын
@@KawaiiNeko333 Weeb is Juicy. Mad because Juicy.
@skeletor89513 жыл бұрын
"Baby still small No happy ending" *notices bottle of Fantasia from the last quest*
@InquisitorThomasАй бұрын
Sets height to Max. Still only 3 feet 2 inches.
@gundampharmacist73483 жыл бұрын
In Eorzea City, there are two separate but equally important groups. The talls who investigate crime, and the smols who prosecute the talls. These are their stories.
@EvilPaladin11 Жыл бұрын
*Law and Order chime*
@InquisitorThomasАй бұрын
@@EvilPaladin11**Lala and Order Chime*
@ponderingForever3 жыл бұрын
"It's hard to summarize ARR." Meanwhile:
@PKspectre3 жыл бұрын
The way he says "...from leather daddies" and how the camera zooms in, I fucking died
@Ed-17493 жыл бұрын
being honest, it's weird seeing Alphinaud not be the shortest in the room.
@LaCeiba19243 жыл бұрын
In shadowbringers, it’s hilarious going to save the world as a lalafell with Alphinaud, Alisaie, and our new Scion catboi. Literally two kids, a toddler, and their pet cat. … And they left the toddler in charge.
@SubduedRadical2 жыл бұрын
@@LaCeiba1924 "And they left the toddler in charge." Oh god, this made me laugh. ...because it's 100% true. XD
@ureshiiiiii3 жыл бұрын
My god, this video and your voice is perfection I hope you do more like this -- totally made my day.
@swampspecter47353 жыл бұрын
this is literally my inner dialog at all times as i level my own lalafell
@ceeka90023 жыл бұрын
I never thought I'd see another thicc eyebrow lalafell... I thought we were all extinct. Truly a happy ending in it's own
@AquarialDeloAtlantis3 жыл бұрын
How do you even get thicc eyebrow lalafell? It doesn't seem like it's a character creator option?
@ceeka90023 жыл бұрын
@@AquarialDeloAtlantis Second to last option in face paint, then change the color to dark black
@justrenderin12793 жыл бұрын
@@ceeka9002 Thank you very much, I'm making a Lalafell and giving the game a shot and was so confused on how he did it.
@ceeka90023 жыл бұрын
@@justrenderin1279 Enjoy having the best emotes in the game! As well as being the most jovial and cute little thing and occasionally kicking some shins if need be :>
@shadowrigg2 жыл бұрын
This video always has me in tears. "Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies? They said no, so I killed them."
@Jondera12 жыл бұрын
This has been a favorite of mine since it came out - a friend of mine (who only intermittantly plays FFXIV) got introduced to it yesterday, and his response this morning was "and I've got 'mad because small' echoing in my head. It won't go away. You monster." So my obvious response was "Mad because EARWORM."
@listentomusic94313 жыл бұрын
"jealous of tall, mad because small" my new favorite quote
@hurri-db3 жыл бұрын
I'm not a lala any more but literally 10 separate people sent me this and I've changed my hair and got the eyebrows and my surname is Dangerbaby so now I speak entirely in quotes from this video, my thanks good sir
@shadraavroart99153 жыл бұрын
My lala is named Danger Bean so I felt the need to say I love Dangerbaby lol
@hurri-db3 жыл бұрын
@@shadraavroart9915 aw I love Danger Bean! One of my wedding alts is called Rage Bean. I think we're really on the same wavelength with our naming!
@DolusVulpes3 жыл бұрын
"Space candy is pleased" is one of the funniest things I've heard all week, and I have no clue why.
@larrywright5372 жыл бұрын
I rolled at this one too. It was just so unexpectedly funny.
@S0ulTech3 жыл бұрын
This is ART. Gangster kneeling with shrek and leather daddies almost made me spit my water out 😂
@Pendarr3 жыл бұрын
How on earth did you make your character look so grumpy in every cutscene? This is INSPIRING
@michealknight13543 жыл бұрын
It's the eyebrows.
@Pendarr3 жыл бұрын
@@michealknight1354 It must be!
@quonoa3 жыл бұрын
@@Pendarr Yeah it defo is, I chose a passively angry looking pair of eyebrows on my Au Ra and it was comedic how she looked angry 90% of the time in cutscenes.
@IceFox283 жыл бұрын
I laughed at this so hard because I've been experimenting with eyebrow facepaint....
@AquarialDeloAtlantis3 жыл бұрын
@@IceFox28 ohhh so it's facepaint that make them look this angry?
@Naxthural3 жыл бұрын
"Forgive me father. For I am SHORT."
@pyroqwerty3 жыл бұрын
Is this guy bothering you? 𝔂𝓮𝓼 God I felt that one >
@XvLarvavX3 жыл бұрын
I remember seeing you playing because I remember the legendary Kfcfourtwenty... And damn you were angry.
@azadalamiq3 жыл бұрын
im cracking up SOOOOO MUCH. what got me most: baby learns to dance.... from leather daddies. xD
@KawaiiNeko3333 жыл бұрын
I think this deserves a Trope page.
@tomyrody44123 жыл бұрын
It has one
@Lost_013 жыл бұрын
Idk why but this is hilarious. Is it bad that I have a better idea of the plot of the ARR storyline after watching this than I did before.
@neverstones40453 жыл бұрын
I love this cause half the people I know in game are lalafells. I hope for the continuation of mad small baby
@naunga94503 жыл бұрын
"Mad Because Awake" is gonna be the title of my autobiography.
@pretzelthedude3 жыл бұрын
As a lalafell player, normally vids dunking on us get annoying, but this was utterly brilliant. As a smol but angry myself, I approve this message.
@Hedoro_Latoureux7 ай бұрын
Feels so wild looking back on this and seeing nostalgic glimpses into old Castrum and Praetorium
@lyle9777 ай бұрын
You don’t want to sell me death sticks, you want to go home and rethink your life
@vert58072 жыл бұрын
“HATE.....VEGETABLES” then the zoom out on the sylph made me laugh so hard
@thechandraraj64153 жыл бұрын
Please do this for the other expansions. You've easily made one of my favorite lalafells ever
@scratchman3 жыл бұрын
Watched this Liked this. Still small...
@WGSen3 жыл бұрын
Still mad
@Bongaboi1513 жыл бұрын
@@WGSen VERY MAD.
@Volkai3 жыл бұрын
I died because someone linked me to this and I was lagging/wheezing/giggling too hard to breathe.
@WeepingSuns3 жыл бұрын
My sister in law doesn’t play final fantasy and she cried she was laughing so hard. Linked all my discord bros too. Thanks for making my day. Lalafell master race ftw
@Krookzior3 жыл бұрын
I was kind of expecting the twist at the end to be that the free fantasia let you no longer be small, and mad. happy ending?
@--_--_--_--_3 жыл бұрын
"the small hero cries, because she is small"
@williamlester76883 жыл бұрын
This is lalafels in a nutshell...so pure
@SonsOfMalice3 жыл бұрын
As a Lalafell player, this made me piss my pants from laughter. Omg.
@mossyrocks39673 жыл бұрын
This is literal perfection. Like; your voice, the lines, aaahh it's glorious!
@lilwyvern43 жыл бұрын
I've already watched this three times and it was just delivered to me today. You've created some serious magic. (Still small tho)
@uncabob2142 жыл бұрын
Having just gotten through all of this content myself as a Lalafel, man this hits different. It was always gut bustlingly hilarious, but now with context? Powerful stuff.
@MsCataleena3 жыл бұрын
This was a very entertaining recap of the story. As a returner that just got back after more than a year I needed it :)
@elvismanuelgonzalezdavila89493 жыл бұрын
I'll be expecting another video of this quality for heavensward, stormblood, and shadowbringers. It's ok, I dont mind waiting a few years. Lol
@TigerheartFire3 жыл бұрын
This is what happens when 9 year old Lalas become adventurers. They must be contained. They cannot control their limitless power as wee tater tots and must possess the self-control that adults do. -Says a fellow mad because small.-
@MuraGX3 жыл бұрын
Wow...those are some huge caterpillars...I mean eyebrows
@Pinkstarclan3 жыл бұрын
it's nice to see someone reading my autobiography out loud like this :D
@havocfell3 жыл бұрын
This has been living rent free in my head for the last couple weeks
@Oriandu3 жыл бұрын
I was all about Baby until she hated Vegetables. How dare she hates Vegetables? Vegetables is the reason I'm out for Garlean blood.
@mikoto76933 жыл бұрын
Yes vegetables is why I'll always be after Garlean blood.
@Pine0wlple3 жыл бұрын
Having never watched it, but I’m gonna assume this is just “The Saga of Tanya the Evil” anime in a nutshell.
@shinymetagross16663 жыл бұрын
Mad (at god) because small
@agodstoryteller74063 жыл бұрын
This is what goes through my head whilst playing a lalafell. I'll just be running from one place to another chanting to myself "am smol boy am smol boy".
@300IQPrower3 жыл бұрын
For those thinking this is exaggerating, i assure you any ff14 player will tell you: This is _exactly_ why Lalafel is race option.
@DeathMelodies3 жыл бұрын
This is honestly gold and I felt my tension headache go away immediately bless you
@OkamiG152 жыл бұрын
I was today years old when I learned Angry Lala’s name is Charity. Lovely name for someone so ANGRY
@cantdestroyher72452 жыл бұрын
I love how that sassy lost child sounds like snake
@Hypercat03 жыл бұрын
I want this voice ingame
@pretzelthedude3 жыл бұрын
Think that voice would be at hit even if sold on Mogstation for 10 bucks. I'd sure as hell buy it.
@damocles74063 жыл бұрын
For some reason I get Meduka flashbacks from this.
@jedimasterpickle33 жыл бұрын
...the first 5 seconds were EXACTLY how my character creation went. I also play a minimum height lalafell
@DaveThompson_RocksLinux2 жыл бұрын
Holy crap! This is awesome! I found 3.3 first, but watched them all now and have not laughed like this in So long!
@MahouSkeye3 жыл бұрын
This video made me wanna play this game
@Yamidoragon Жыл бұрын
Re-watching this series, it needs Japanese subs (TEXT I mean text) so the dev team could also fully enjoy it
@treesuschrist17823 жыл бұрын
Next episode: baby goes on a genocidal crusade while lvling paladin... against the leather daddies.
@rayjinflo3 жыл бұрын
walk ever in the light of the space candy, mad baby
@jamesbaccino543 жыл бұрын
Final popoto xiv: a potato reborn
@sterlingstarlight23203 жыл бұрын
* Standing Ovation * Brilliant, just brilliant. 100/10 would continue to watch the adventures of Small Angry Baby
@Rytonic693 жыл бұрын
I made the opposite of this character. A giant jealous of small because he keeps breaking chairs and smacking his head on door frames
@dreamshooter903 жыл бұрын
Somewhere along reading your description, the Law & Order, Specials Victims Unit theme song played in my mind.
@thederpyafro1942 жыл бұрын
This single handedly convinced me to start playing Final Fantasy 14.
@larrywright5372 жыл бұрын
'Gangster kneeling with shrek' killed me. And 'leather daddies'. This is genius. Thanks for the share.
@frinkanoid3 жыл бұрын
It's both surprising and not surprising at all how much of XIV's story involves leather daddies.
@IntenseLast2 жыл бұрын
0:05 That face almost reminds me of Hat Kid.
@DarkChocolateMilkshake3 жыл бұрын
Little disappointed you didn't include the best line in the game, "SUCH DEVASTATION... This was NOT my intent!", would've loved to hear that in the epic trailer voice. Joking aside, a fun video for sure!
@bambisparkles81343 жыл бұрын
Thank you for making this. Please never stop making small angry baby videos
@Gloomdrake3 жыл бұрын
Everyone else didn't have to be so freaking tall just to flex
@ViewTube_Emperor_of_Mankind3 жыл бұрын
This video is criminally underwatched.
@PandaXs13 жыл бұрын
aww baby made a dark souls reference how cute
@CiderSpider3 жыл бұрын
mad because undead
@margidda3 жыл бұрын
@@CiderSpider dude i'm playing ashes of ariandel like right now, i paused it to watch this video, and this reference made me scream
@serijas7373 жыл бұрын
Dude I want your voice for Soul Calibur.
@chieharu_spl Жыл бұрын
“excuse me power rangers” always kills me
@xVx_K1r1t0_xVx_KillMe2 жыл бұрын
I just want you to know I'm addicted to this series. I can't stop rewatching 😭
@SpamGun3 жыл бұрын
Against all logic.. the voice suits the charactor so well. Also /Leather Daddies/.. also also still small.
@GrumpyAsFuk3 жыл бұрын
as a Lalafell main I can confirm this is 100% accurate
@AGrumpyWitch3 жыл бұрын
I made it to "Skyrim belongs to the Nords", then I lost it
@adelaideivy13182 жыл бұрын
This is the best FFXIV content on the internet and now my whole party is pushing MSQ to get to the Heavensward video as a treat.
@Demonboy0073 жыл бұрын
Yep, that's completely accurate ARR story. Hell, might be BETTER. But still small.
@MiniPagan3 ай бұрын
Coming back into the XIV Fandom and I remember when this video first came out😂
@RavenRants3 жыл бұрын
"Hey kid, woman buy some death sticks?" "...... yes"
@SizzleSlacker2 жыл бұрын
As a Lalafell player, this and the rest of the Mad Because Small videos are a mood
@MarshmallowHope5363 жыл бұрын
As a 5”5 man with an older brother who is over 6 feet tall I can relate to this on multiple levels.
@IzzyPR2010 Жыл бұрын
For those of you are interested in thick eyebrows, it's not an eyebrow option, to get those eyebrows you have to go into the face paint options, so it's painted like Grouch Marx used to do.
@jpthesteampunkartist58472 жыл бұрын
Probably the best narration of anything I have ever heard.
@rtubiras6442 жыл бұрын
Just race changed from Elezen to Lalafell and this piece of art came up on my feed. Coincidence? I think not
@aezerie82392 жыл бұрын
That's the secret about playing a lalafell. They're all subconsciously drawn to each other. It's similar to how gravity works but only for other lalafell.
@azazeres29173 жыл бұрын
This is the third time I’ve watched this today. Whatever you’ve done here, it’s really working.
@nomukun11383 жыл бұрын
"Yes, Mr. President, I know I'm awesome, but can you call back later? I'm busy."
@Lolvi62 жыл бұрын
"Hate... vegetables" killed me
@MithrosX3 жыл бұрын
"Finally! A weapon to surpass Magitek GEAR" *As narrated by David Hayter*