- Baby's first burial service - Baby's first recon mission - Baby's first prison break

Normal people: This is funny Lalafell players: *Still small and angry*

Fantasia reward for finishing Praetorium Baby find drugs *T e m p t a t i o n*

I'm a real-life Lalafell. I play Roegadyn to live my tall dreams. "Mad because small. Jealous of tall." This speaks to me

This...this is legitimately one of the cutest lalafell designs I've ever seen. The huge eyebrows really bring it all together.

“Forgive me father, for I am short.” This is officially a certified hood classic

"Mad because awake" destroyed me lmao

"mad because small" the motto of every Lalafell WAR

The entire story of A Realm Reborn in modern poetry. Please do these for each expansion! They're gold.

"Baby still small No happy ending" *notices bottle of Fantasia from the last quest*

In Eorzea City, there are two separate but equally important groups. The talls who investigate crime, and the smols who prosecute the talls. These are their stories.

"It's hard to summarize ARR." Meanwhile:

The way he says "...from leather daddies" and how the camera zooms in, I fucking died

being honest, it's weird seeing Alphinaud not be the shortest in the room.

My god, this video and your voice is perfection I hope you do more like this -- totally made my day.

this is literally my inner dialog at all times as i level my own lalafell

I never thought I'd see another thicc eyebrow lalafell... I thought we were all extinct. Truly a happy ending in it's own

This video always has me in tears. "Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies? They said no, so I killed them."

This has been a favorite of mine since it came out - a friend of mine (who only intermittantly plays FFXIV) got introduced to it yesterday, and his response this morning was "and I've got 'mad because small' echoing in my head. It won't go away. You monster." So my obvious response was "Mad because EARWORM."

"jealous of tall, mad because small" my new favorite quote

I'm not a lala any more but literally 10 separate people sent me this and I've changed my hair and got the eyebrows and my surname is Dangerbaby so now I speak entirely in quotes from this video, my thanks good sir

"Space candy is pleased" is one of the funniest things I've heard all week, and I have no clue why.

This is ART. Gangster kneeling with shrek and leather daddies almost made me spit my water out 😂

How on earth did you make your character look so grumpy in every cutscene? This is INSPIRING

"Forgive me father. For I am SHORT."

Is this guy bothering you? 𝔂𝓮𝓼 God I felt that one >

I remember seeing you playing because I remember the legendary Kfcfourtwenty... And damn you were angry.

im cracking up SOOOOO MUCH. what got me most: baby learns to dance.... from leather daddies. xD

I think this deserves a Trope page.

Idk why but this is hilarious. Is it bad that I have a better idea of the plot of the ARR storyline after watching this than I did before.

I love this cause half the people I know in game are lalafells. I hope for the continuation of mad small baby

"Mad Because Awake" is gonna be the title of my autobiography.

As a lalafell player, normally vids dunking on us get annoying, but this was utterly brilliant. As a smol but angry myself, I approve this message.

Feels so wild looking back on this and seeing nostalgic glimpses into old Castrum and Praetorium

You don’t want to sell me death sticks, you want to go home and rethink your life

“HATE.....VEGETABLES” then the zoom out on the sylph made me laugh so hard

Please do this for the other expansions. You've easily made one of my favorite lalafells ever

Watched this Liked this. Still small...

I died because someone linked me to this and I was lagging/wheezing/giggling too hard to breathe.

My sister in law doesn’t play final fantasy and she cried she was laughing so hard. Linked all my discord bros too. Thanks for making my day. Lalafell master race ftw

I was kind of expecting the twist at the end to be that the free fantasia let you no longer be small, and mad. happy ending?

"the small hero cries, because she is small"

This is lalafels in a nutshell...so pure

As a Lalafell player, this made me piss my pants from laughter. Omg.

This is literal perfection. Like; your voice, the lines, aaahh it's glorious!

I've already watched this three times and it was just delivered to me today. You've created some serious magic. (Still small tho)

Having just gotten through all of this content myself as a Lalafel, man this hits different. It was always gut bustlingly hilarious, but now with context? Powerful stuff.

This was a very entertaining recap of the story. As a returner that just got back after more than a year I needed it :)

I'll be expecting another video of this quality for heavensward, stormblood, and shadowbringers. It's ok, I dont mind waiting a few years. Lol

This is what happens when 9 year old Lalas become adventurers. They must be contained. They cannot control their limitless power as wee tater tots and must possess the self-control that adults do. -Says a fellow mad because small.-

Wow...those are some huge caterpillars...I mean eyebrows

it's nice to see someone reading my autobiography out loud like this :D

This has been living rent free in my head for the last couple weeks

I was all about Baby until she hated Vegetables. How dare she hates Vegetables? Vegetables is the reason I'm out for Garlean blood.

Having never watched it, but I’m gonna assume this is just “The Saga of Tanya the Evil” anime in a nutshell.

This is what goes through my head whilst playing a lalafell. I'll just be running from one place to another chanting to myself "am smol boy am smol boy".

For those thinking this is exaggerating, i assure you any ff14 player will tell you: This is _exactly_ why Lalafel is race option.

This is honestly gold and I felt my tension headache go away immediately bless you

I was today years old when I learned Angry Lala’s name is Charity. Lovely name for someone so ANGRY

I love how that sassy lost child sounds like snake

I want this voice ingame

For some reason I get Meduka flashbacks from this.

...the first 5 seconds were EXACTLY how my character creation went. I also play a minimum height lalafell

Holy crap! This is awesome! I found 3.3 first, but watched them all now and have not laughed like this in So long!

This video made me wanna play this game

Re-watching this series, it needs Japanese subs (TEXT I mean text) so the dev team could also fully enjoy it

Next episode: baby goes on a genocidal crusade while lvling paladin... against the leather daddies.

walk ever in the light of the space candy, mad baby

Final popoto xiv: a potato reborn

* Standing Ovation * Brilliant, just brilliant. 100/10 would continue to watch the adventures of Small Angry Baby

I made the opposite of this character. A giant jealous of small because he keeps breaking chairs and smacking his head on door frames

Somewhere along reading your description, the Law & Order, Specials Victims Unit theme song played in my mind.

This single handedly convinced me to start playing Final Fantasy 14.

'Gangster kneeling with shrek' killed me. And 'leather daddies'. This is genius. Thanks for the share.

It's both surprising and not surprising at all how much of XIV's story involves leather daddies.

0:05 That face almost reminds me of Hat Kid.

Little disappointed you didn't include the best line in the game, "SUCH DEVASTATION... This was NOT my intent!", would've loved to hear that in the epic trailer voice. Joking aside, a fun video for sure!

Thank you for making this. Please never stop making small angry baby videos

Everyone else didn't have to be so freaking tall just to flex

This video is criminally underwatched.

aww baby made a dark souls reference how cute

Dude I want your voice for Soul Calibur.

“excuse me power rangers” always kills me

I just want you to know I'm addicted to this series. I can't stop rewatching 😭

Against all logic.. the voice suits the charactor so well. Also /Leather Daddies/.. also also still small.

as a Lalafell main I can confirm this is 100% accurate

I made it to "Skyrim belongs to the Nords", then I lost it

This is the best FFXIV content on the internet and now my whole party is pushing MSQ to get to the Heavensward video as a treat.

Yep, that's completely accurate ARR story. Hell, might be BETTER. But still small.

Coming back into the XIV Fandom and I remember when this video first came out😂

"Hey kid, woman buy some death sticks?" "...... yes"

As a Lalafell player, this and the rest of the Mad Because Small videos are a mood

As a 5”5 man with an older brother who is over 6 feet tall I can relate to this on multiple levels.

For those of you are interested in thick eyebrows, it's not an eyebrow option, to get those eyebrows you have to go into the face paint options, so it's painted like Grouch Marx used to do.

Probably the best narration of anything I have ever heard.

Just race changed from Elezen to Lalafell and this piece of art came up on my feed. Coincidence? I think not

This is the third time I’ve watched this today. Whatever you’ve done here, it’s really working.

"Yes, Mr. President, I know I'm awesome, but can you call back later? I'm busy."

"Hate... vegetables" killed me

"Finally! A weapon to surpass Magitek GEAR" *As narrated by David Hayter*