Funny how maga media wasn’t telling Kanye to stay out of politics while he was hanging out with trump at the White House.
@meh527496 ай бұрын
And they totally should've.
@DissectGibberish6 ай бұрын
Of course not! He was one of Trump's special friends.
@masonh92006 ай бұрын
My favorite celebrity endorsement is the only thing I know to vote on. Why would I take my own values and policy agenda into account? My favorite screen actors’ and musicians’ endorsement is how I base my voting decisions
@williamgiven78926 ай бұрын
To be fair, Kanye was not really aware that he was at the White House.
@firstlast-gn5bo6 ай бұрын
@@masonh9200So you’re a MAGA.
@dougdeveloper88506 ай бұрын
I remember when Arnold Schwarzenegger spoke at the RNC 2004. We disagreed with him but still liked him and watched his movies. These snowflakes cannot take Taylor Swift and she didn’t even say anything about the election.
@larryc16166 ай бұрын
The Republican base demands constant hate, alternative facts and conspiracy theories
@tanja04116 ай бұрын
💯 They can’t handle not one thing. Not one difficult question or disagreement or anyone else’s success. Why Dems can’t rally around some powerful words like calling Trump “weak and whiny” “unAmerican” (it’s okay for an American president at the time and former president) to threaten and target ordinary Americans?) and unpatriotic for a whole host of reasons. They have so much material and they never use powerful simple emotive words or phrases. With all the comedians and intelligent people on their side and a universe full of material? That’s the maddening part for me.
@iana21276 ай бұрын
Because it's their default setting - anger. I wonder how one can live like that...must be so exhausting
@andrewrobinson14796 ай бұрын
That was pre-trump. Civility is out the window, in with the hate.
@sawittwo6 ай бұрын
Smooth!
@diytwoincollege70796 ай бұрын
Every time I see Taylor and MAGA mentioned online, I go stream 5 of her songs. It’s the best thing we can do.
@lindakautzman73886 ай бұрын
Me too❤
@mk1st6 ай бұрын
Thank you for your service
@NatureLoverIII6 ай бұрын
Sorry about your poor song choices.
@bobbobbington36156 ай бұрын
I love how seriously Liberals take memes
@FreedomfromTrump2 ай бұрын
@@bobbobbington3615 I don’t take any memes seriously from republicans. It’s all lies!
@chiplovitt85386 ай бұрын
Jimmy, You're the best. Keep speaking the truth to power and leave 'em laughing,
@laurirohr53646 ай бұрын
Who are these People!?! Seriously, these are some screwed up folk.
@user-qf7ud5de9h6 ай бұрын
Screwy from st Louis as bugs would say😂🎉
@masonh92006 ай бұрын
I agree, Jimmy is super screwed up.
@thomaspatricio6 ай бұрын
Are we at a point where calling someone a conservative or a Republican is the same as calling them insane? I think we are...
@williamkern5006 ай бұрын
No,it proves they are traitors though!
@ggall0016 ай бұрын
It use to be just the crazy MAGA's but now it's the whole party it seems.😂
@gingernightmare91526 ай бұрын
Conservatism = Authoritarianism, always has in every cuntry. 😁
@jeffmisch14856 ай бұрын
Gives a new reason not to use the R word. Republican
@meh527496 ай бұрын
Or fascist or brainwashed... those words carry a lot of weight these days.
@veronicastapleton11886 ай бұрын
I literally laughed out loud when they say, "could this be idolatry?"
@k-ro78066 ай бұрын
Same ! That and ''witchcraft'' !! Omg...
@rvcmathprof6 ай бұрын
Right? How about their idolatry with Trump!
@dianealarcon83044 ай бұрын
Trump, you’re fired!
@petewilcox33546 ай бұрын
Did that news anchor from Fox just ask "how much are we going to divide the country?" 🤣🤣🤣
@tracyavent-costanza3466 ай бұрын
WRT "...are we gonna divide the country?..." yeah, you caught that deep irony too. really, the stuff they get away with saying...
@tracyavent-costanza3466 ай бұрын
@@madreese69 WRT faux-news-talking-head telling taylor swift to "stay out of politics"... yep, irony runs Swift and deep (see what I did there) at faux news.
@petewilcox33546 ай бұрын
@@tracyavent-costanza346 fox news is pure comedy, they are entertainers.
@tracyavent-costanza3466 ай бұрын
@@petewilcox3354 WRT "...fox news is pure comedy..." you and I know that. their audience evidently does not know that. which by itself is kinda funny but not in an election year.
@elialmodovar66856 ай бұрын
No. They ask how much saying this or that is worth to their masters.
@angelm.bouchard37226 ай бұрын
They literally had a golden statue of Chump at an RNC convention, but they can’t see the idolatry there. WTF! Edit: Statue was at CPAC in 2022, not RNC, but it was still a “golden” idol.
@tanja04116 ай бұрын
Exactly! First thing I thought the second he said idoltry
@fionamackie33576 ай бұрын
How about when they Photoshop trump's head on to Rambo's body?😂😂😂 As if trump would be able to handle an assault rifle, let alone pick it up 😂😂😂 Hypocrisy is their only actual skill.
@fionamackie33576 ай бұрын
@@stephenbingham5935 that may be, but I was talking about Rambo which is a fictional character, in the context of idolatry.
@jeanbeans79266 ай бұрын
My thought exactly.
@longforgotten48236 ай бұрын
My representative from Minnesota, who is part of the sedition caucus of the house, got elected while walking around the county, praising Trump and carrying a cardboard cut out of the dude.
@screggybojanklin35676 ай бұрын
Newsmax says "Idolatry is a sin". What do they think Trump supporters are doing?
@cybertoe12216 ай бұрын
I caught that, too. They have no self-awareness whatsoever.
@jchilds84086 ай бұрын
My head almost exploded when Newsmax twit said that!!
@mcsq58996 ай бұрын
Don't they remember the Golden Trump statue?
@hailboognish38586 ай бұрын
@@mcsq5899they don’t remember 5 minutes ago
@jackl4laughs6 ай бұрын
@@mcsq5899 some of my family work in churches and didn't understand why I was making fun of that, they were just mad their hero was being made fun of when I was actually just making fun of the gullible "Christians" worshipping a golden statue of Trump.(With no knowledge of Moses and the Israelites journey through the desert obviously.)
@kmeggs1116 ай бұрын
I am totally getting one of those Dark Brandon mugs--😂😂😂
@richinoable6 ай бұрын
I wish some would give me one. They're awesome 😎. But I'm not gonna pay money
@FreedomfromTrump2 ай бұрын
@@richinoable It’s to help his campaign. You can’t really be a freeloader, can you?
@richinoable2 ай бұрын
@@FreedomfromTrump I don't pay for Chinese hats or mugs.
@headcode6 ай бұрын
Taylor Swift should go after them for defamation. They're ruining her brand. She has as strong a case as Dominion.
@elialmodovar66856 ай бұрын
Are you kidding? She's ruining THEIR brand. And they don't know what to do about her but call her names, and play her music while crying real tears.
@benguensche6 ай бұрын
Lol dominion
@Sli8ht6 ай бұрын
Throughout the KC Chiefs’ season people were saying Taylor was a jinx, now it’s rigged in their favor because of her🙄😂
@masonh92006 ай бұрын
They were hoping for a jinx. The truth is I’m waiting with bated breath who Taylor Swift endorses because that’s how I base my decision. Could you imagine voting on values and policy? That would be insane.
@wuxin58476 ай бұрын
lol - no matter what they will blame taylor swift lol
@sonyaking80496 ай бұрын
'Demented' Biden is a genius for coming up with this plan.
@kingayy92676 ай бұрын
@sonyaking8049 Pretty sure the answer is yes but, in this wild day, you understand why I feel it necessary to ask: you're being sarcastic, right? Demonstrating the hypocrisy of republican "thought?"
@Slo-ryde6 ай бұрын
MAGATS say the superbowl is rigged… but they believe wrestling is real 😅….. beautiful!!!!
@mikeoxbig79316 ай бұрын
Alina Habba: “I don’t know how to try this case, your honor.” I didn’t know Trump “University” had a law school. Explains a lot.
@population-_-4206 ай бұрын
Taylor swift gonna beat the niners 💯
@Steven-lk2ub6 ай бұрын
Thanks for your comment .😊
@Fatdog-Dakind6 ай бұрын
They should ask the, "Old Orange Witche's Bottom,'' how he got eVangelicow's to call him the, "CHOSEN-MAGA-ONE?"
@philipb21346 ай бұрын
@@population-_-420yeah.... but had you seen the daughter, Clementine?
@DCell19616 ай бұрын
They weren't there to try the case. It had already been tried and Trump found guilty. She was there to try to lessen the damages. We now know how awfully ill prepared she was and what a terrible lawyer she is.
@Noelia-Nedds-You6 ай бұрын
Thank goodness Jimmy is back tonight. It was depressing last night with no Jimmy Kimmel or Guillermo
@janncoons74456 ай бұрын
And remember if you put water on a magnet it will not work anymore! Bing bing bong bong😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@dianealarcon83044 ай бұрын
Now, we know what he is doing from 3am to 6am! Wacko 🤪
@johnmills1866 ай бұрын
LOL If you had Ted Nutgent as a spokesman and your competitor got Taylor Swift wouldn't you panic. MAGA Gullibility borders on insanity.
@thaliahall45996 ай бұрын
Exactly!😂
@nerd3d-com6 ай бұрын
Maga may border insanity. But it's inside the border.
@annestewart57416 ай бұрын
Fear & loathing... Gotta have something "trumped up" to keep the fear mongering machine churning out b.s. & going strong! Continuously! 🤦♀️🙄 Ridiculous, huh?
@tanja04116 ай бұрын
Borders? I wish! It’s so sad that they’ve completely flown past insanity plus hypocrisy plus toxicity. Like they were fine with Kid Rock stumping for and Kanye meeting Trump. Weird how it’s always only a conspiracy when non-MAGA people are successful.
@newname90646 ай бұрын
Speaking of borders, how is Biden handling the Mexico border situation?
@jonathonriddle99226 ай бұрын
5:34 - Pro-MAGA media has NO right to claim "idolatry" after displaying a golden statue of their orange savior at CPAC.
@DissectGibberish6 ай бұрын
They will do it regardless, unless people keep calling them out on their hypocrisy.
@ChuckWortman6 ай бұрын
@DissectGibberish even if they do call them out and will not stop them from being hypocrites
@mrcoyleteach6 ай бұрын
Beat me to the obvious hypocrisy...
@cmw126 ай бұрын
Had that exact thought. Their lack of self-awareness is truly shocking.
@katinacarson-hunwi72976 ай бұрын
I agree. But that’s okay for republicans to idolize an immoral person but yet Taylor can’t vote for who she wants to. The Republican Party is all crazy.
@robbinriley62596 ай бұрын
I cannot believe that such a pricing structure exists It is pure greed
@3X73RM6 ай бұрын
Wait, tickets for the Super Bowl is 12 THOUSAND dollars!? I thought he was gonna say $1200 and I would still have spit out my water, but twelve grand? 😂😂
@ashleytaveras90356 ай бұрын
Guillermo. Hope you had a wonderful birthday. Thank you for being part of the family. We love you! 🎉☺️
@population-_-4206 ай бұрын
Im voting for blue this November 5 🌊 & u should too
@rickywahoo6 ай бұрын
Jimmy, it's not the Manchurian Candidate; it's the Kremlin Candidate
@florete23106 ай бұрын
Happy Birthday, dude🥳
@sideshowbob6 ай бұрын
Those Rumba's in Puerto Rico are always Off the Hook!!!!
@Soohook6 ай бұрын
🎉Happy Birthday 🎂!!!
@ColorMeConfused296 ай бұрын
These are the same fools who literally had a Golden Trump idol at CPAC and thought nothing of it.
@theresehopkins15816 ай бұрын
The lady enjoying the snow with her dog was priceless!!!❤😂🎉 ❄ ❤😅🎉 ❄❤😊🎉 ❄
@Acts-xu7th6 ай бұрын
My Girlfriend is a Swifty voting Straight Blue ticket in November She never liked politics until now 😮🇺🇸
@mikeoxbig79316 ай бұрын
Thank you, Taylor Swift, for triggering a republican meltdown 😆
@SayAhh6 ай бұрын
Barbie and Taylor: MAGA's Achilles Heel
@population-_-4206 ай бұрын
Taylor swift needs to tell them we are nvr ever ever getting back together 😅
@shaneeslick6 ай бұрын
@@population-_-420 And I'm like... I just... I mean this is exhausting, you know
@FDR_progressive_liberal6 ай бұрын
Don't touch them. They're all sticky.
@alfonzalynn93876 ай бұрын
mikeoxbig7931 Just mention Taylor Swift's name would trigger Republicans
@dailynews56836 ай бұрын
If Taylor Swift endorsed Trump Fox News would be talking about how great she is non-stop.
@princequestly22186 ай бұрын
it’s so true though, they’re just shameless hypocrites.
@gingernightmare91526 ай бұрын
But they still are. Lot's of free publicity.
@rickl55966 ай бұрын
Yup, everything they claim they hate about what Democrats do they love if any MAGA/GOP folks do the same thing.
@a453419956156 ай бұрын
Perish the thought.
@caronstout3546 ай бұрын
Fox AI Taylor Swift is Kari Lake singing on Auto-Tune!
@doclewis89276 ай бұрын
This is all over 28 seconds of her being on the screen! 28 SECONDS TOTAL. She's living in your brains rent free over 28 seconds! Wow.
@Alejandro8Mario6 ай бұрын
Please, trump originally thought WW3 was wonder woman 3 🤷🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤣🤣
@xy68456 ай бұрын
It's the latest version of the internet. Don't laugh, soon Musk might come around tryna change its name 😂
@btrous16 ай бұрын
Perfect!
@cece50886 ай бұрын
Conservatives come for strong, smart women like Taylor because they're legitimately terrified of them!!
@aggressiveattitudeera8876 ай бұрын
"Conservatives come for strong, smart women..." *Pause.*
@population-_-4206 ай бұрын
Tbh they need to just shake it off shake it off 😅
@robbiegailh.20766 ай бұрын
@@aggressiveattitudeera887 Yeah, like, "Conservatives curdle and cower for strong, smart women."
@Thanos19086 ай бұрын
@@robbiegailh.2076 if jokes were bullets...you'd be safer than the pope whilst inside the popemobile.
@Al-oe8ib6 ай бұрын
She could stump up a lot more cash than the bankrupt syph
@cheshirecat65186 ай бұрын
It must suck to go through life thinking everything that you don't like or understand is a conspiracy against you.🤦♀️
@starsabove80596 ай бұрын
👍
@michaelgillespie12066 ай бұрын
Sounds like my grandma, if something happens to me, it's God's wrath, let the same thing happen to her, and it's, "somebody did that on purpose because I'm a good Christian."
@williamgiven78926 ай бұрын
They tell their children from the minute they are born that they are victims. It's a self-fulfilling prophecy.
@caronstout3546 ай бұрын
It's easier, for them, than actually trying to accept the world as it is...
@user-dd6zq6xb2q6 ай бұрын
"We should run spell check..." hahahaha Great!
@user-ho7ww3bp7f6 ай бұрын
Mr Kimmel, I salute you sir, as a European I am sometimes wondering if you are the last intelligent American!!, love your show❤❤, Guillermo , you are my favourite Mexican , love ya
@geekdiggy6 ай бұрын
i can't help but suspect the people getting mad at taylor swift being at football games are the same people who said they'd boycott the nfl over colin kaepernick. why are they still watching?
@wuxin58476 ай бұрын
lol yes - they are all full of it - the irony is they do not have any problems with all the other celebrities at football games - if you watch the games you see that taylor swift is only shown a few times - meanwhile they show pans of fans yelling and screaming - how come that does no bother these smooth brains - and football has the most down time between plays then any other sport -
@mikeoxbig79316 ай бұрын
‘Trump 2024’ is not a political slogan. It’s an expiration date.
@demetriusevans27306 ай бұрын
lol that’s good
@tanja04116 ай бұрын
Oh I like that! Please please let people wake up 🙏
@ofaz63006 ай бұрын
Nice…
@satisfactionguaranteed53556 ай бұрын
Just watch and see what happens than you can eat your own words
@satisfactionguaranteed53556 ай бұрын
Just watch and see what happens than you can eat your own words
@Feverything20306 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣Magic Hate Ball🤣🤣🤣
@sub-zero7106 ай бұрын
OMFG.... I died when that lady accused Taylor Swift of witchcraft! 🤣
@joinoelle20736 ай бұрын
Taylor Swift is an American citizen and is entitled to vote and encourage civic engagement. Jeez, it's like they don't have any policies or ideas for a better future to promote. The fact that this network is piling on an American citizen is appalling. They prove everyday that this network is only in place to divide and poison the discourse.💙🇺🇲💙
@ricksimon98676 ай бұрын
Americans don't like it when citizens talk about politics, let alone superstars. It is a rotten society.
@tanja04116 ай бұрын
I wish the Dems would call Trump and his suck-up trolls and followers “non-American.” Because in America we’re okay with a former president (and president at the time) targeting and threatening ordinary American citizens. Those are American values? I don’t get why Dems can’t speak simply and call out their lack of patriotism and Americanism. It’s horrifying when you think about it. Can you imagine if Obama had done that? It’s all so crazy
@conundrum606906 ай бұрын
Apparently 780 million wasn’t enough. We need to change laws. “People are saying” doesn’t change the fact that YOU are saying it.
@user-qf7ud5de9h6 ай бұрын
Don't worry about jackals
@user-qf7ud5de9h6 ай бұрын
She is too smart to get involved😅
@ericahouston43956 ай бұрын
Believe it or not, as an american, Taylor is allowed to have opinions on elections and share them.
@rudolftrost35346 ай бұрын
Is she? In a country where women cannot even have rights over their own bodies? The Illusion of Freedom seems to do the trick.
@jcoopes56046 ай бұрын
They’re scared of her!
@DissectGibberish6 ай бұрын
@@jcoopes5604 Good!
@lillielevros-desir2276 ай бұрын
That would mean she has free speech… that’s only reserved for CERTAIN Americans… just like the good ol days… when America was great!😅😅😅
@Sweettooth256 ай бұрын
@@lillielevros-desir227I see what you did there 😂
@richardlincourt25196 ай бұрын
It’s easier to fool people than it is to convince them they’ve been fooled.-Mark Twain
@barbrybacki6 ай бұрын
Church lady: Could it be a spell?? Jimmy K: Better get Spell check! 😂
@izi51506 ай бұрын
So Idolatry is a sin…? LIKE HAVING EXTREME ADMIRATION AND LOVE FOR AN EX PRESIDENT THAT IS SUPPOSEDLY THE ONLY PERSON THAT IS CAPABLE OF SAVING THE COUNTRY AND THE WORLD? But surely that isn’t idolatry?
@sonyaking80496 ай бұрын
Don't forget the gold statue.
@only1muppet6 ай бұрын
But he was sent by God 😂
@brianclark91106 ай бұрын
not idolatry...smart voting through experience
@eileenfidler64306 ай бұрын
I thought they were claiming trump was the second coming of Jesus.
@johnygood58336 ай бұрын
Read Matthew 7:21
@johnm9506 ай бұрын
Don’t worry Trumpers, you’ve got Scott Baio, Kid Rock, and Ted Nugent. You’re doing just fine.
@aggressiveattitudeera8876 ай бұрын
Don't forget Vanilla Ice!
@Bargoth606 ай бұрын
Not Scott Baio!!!!
@thaliahall45996 ай бұрын
Oh yes, all Has Been now obnoxious aging Trumpeteers!😂
@veronicamitchell74236 ай бұрын
Ow Wee...
@MK-lh3xd6 ай бұрын
Kanye too
@smasher12346 ай бұрын
Biden should run that commercial
@terryreynolds2006 ай бұрын
Joe Biden should start wearing a t-shirt that says "I just want to find 11,780 votes, which is one more than we have."
@smasher12346 ай бұрын
@@terryreynolds200 no the shirt he should really wear is FTTP lol. First T is for Trump lol
@neuvocastezero18386 ай бұрын
If someone declares that "There is a 100% of an attack..." then it is very likely that they had something to do with it if one does occur.
@Power_to_the_people5676 ай бұрын
The sad part is that the deal Trump cooked made the whole situation in Gaza more volatile. He literally unilaterally decided Jerusalem belonged to Israel and moved the US embassy even though that was a big contention between the Palestinian people and Israel. Trump simply added fuel to a fire that had been burning for decades. For him to claim that he made the world safer is just not a historical fact at all😂
@allisonjames29236 ай бұрын
Dump has always dealt in spin, never fact
@michaelgillespie12066 ай бұрын
Anyplace Trump is at, is not safer.
@DissectGibberish6 ай бұрын
Trump lies about everything. The fact that he helped fan the flames in Israel is no surprise whatsoever. Let other people know.
@miller75226 ай бұрын
And what did the Venezuelan oil sanctions do to the immigration numbers?
@donnadayle37626 ай бұрын
you are exactly right. if that didn't make trump a war monger...nothing will. that really upset me especially when jared was in on it!!
@indigowolf5566 ай бұрын
This country is going crazy. Glad we have Jummy, Seth and Stephen! And... Guillermo ❤
@jenniferward20126 ай бұрын
LOVE THEM ALL 😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤
@gilmoremccoy69306 ай бұрын
AMEN!!! 🙏🏽
@peterpiper74416 ай бұрын
Stephen Colbert is not very funny though.
@minutelizard35766 ай бұрын
I wish they would be unscripted and not forced by network executives, but that’s not the media today. The left sucks and the right sucks and their mouth pieces are trash as well
@jamesrobbins89386 ай бұрын
What to tell you what to think 😂🤣😂
@damienpol52156 ай бұрын
Jake Tapper's wife said her favorite "family" restaurant is Comet Ping-Pong. Interesting.
@Leon-gq7zs6 ай бұрын
That restaurant is like ADT😂
@tvil86 ай бұрын
They are so scared of taylor😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 and her fans are not just 11 year olds. She has an army of suburban housewives, myself included.
@starsabove80596 ай бұрын
👍
@lilyjiri6 ай бұрын
Same here!
@TrumpGoByeBye6 ай бұрын
Senior grammas love her too 😊😊
@yara55026 ай бұрын
Exactly!! And seniors too When will misogynistic men stop this narrative that her fans are young girls.
@CJ-uo5cl6 ай бұрын
I hope Taylor actually goes up on the jumbotron with a Biden T-shirt 😂
@user-os1kc8hf8r6 ай бұрын
Ikr, MAGA'ts will be furious!! 😂
@cmgweb69516 ай бұрын
@@user-os1kc8hf8r That would be funny. Might be a brawl on national tv.
@derekkoch97346 ай бұрын
Jimmy knocks another one out of the park. ❤
@jeremyliland24506 ай бұрын
“Run spell-check…” Such a brilliant line
@Dan-ud8hz6 ай бұрын
If restaurants want to charge "dynamic prices" at peak hours, then the kitchen staff and wait staff should have their wages raised dynamically to match.
@lyndaweister99846 ай бұрын
@Dan-ud8hz~EXACTLY 🎯
@xcwarrior6 ай бұрын
Yeah, for today at least, that was scariest part of this monologue. "Dynamic pricing" sounds like a fancy phrase for, "Going out of business." If you see a restaurant do this crap, do not patronize them.
Exactly! And the Trump Cult doesn't see that they are idolaters.
@sendittobrandon20126 ай бұрын
Thats cults for ya
@erincaitlin16556 ай бұрын
It's called mass psychosis ...
@alphanerd72216 ай бұрын
No. Idolatry is the worship of idols, not people.
@e0n5556 ай бұрын
@@alphanerd7221 NO, idolatry is the worship of someTHING or someONE other than God.
@scottcoon2326 ай бұрын
“dynamic pricing” = "let's never go there again"
@carewdjc6 ай бұрын
"These people think that the NFL is fake and wrestling is real." 😄😆😅🤣
@todd32056 ай бұрын
We are old geezers with little knowledge of Taylor's music, but are swifties for life.
@jeanbeans79266 ай бұрын
Same here. If she can bring the attention of young folks to the crises at hand, it's all the better.
@angelacorey56996 ай бұрын
Ditto!!!
@Jan-zv7ze6 ай бұрын
Get into her music! No kidding. Taylor is the REAL thing..so talented, and, a great guitar player too!
@susanm73546 ай бұрын
I’m 69 and a new swiftie! Taylor’s music, videos and tours are awesome! Go Taylor!
@alphanerd72216 ай бұрын
@@Jan-zv7ze She's not particularly talented and she's not good at the guitar.
@denisemadigan10386 ай бұрын
He is a magic hate ball! 😂😂😂❤
@TaunellE6 ай бұрын
"And the cynics were outraged. Screaming "This is absurd'' -Long Live Taylor Swift 💙
@thomasdavis88616 ай бұрын
If taylor swift goes at trump it's game over for trump
@robbiegailh.20766 ай бұрын
If only!
@thomasdavis88616 ай бұрын
@robbiegailh.2076 taylor swift fans will come out in millions
@Freetospeak9116 ай бұрын
@@thomasdavis8861I'm counting on Taylor Swift and her Army of swifties to turn this election into a victory in 2024... 💙💙 Biden 2024 💙💙
@MHBCtube6 ай бұрын
Nah. If she endorses a Republican or a Democrat, the portion of her fans that belongs to the opposing party will drop off. Politics runs deep in people’s veins
@michaelgillespie12066 ай бұрын
It was already game over.
@cathyspiller71546 ай бұрын
Need the footage on the "Golden Trump" statue. Where did that thing finally end up?
@dianealarcon83044 ай бұрын
One day it will be at the entrance of the Trump Library at the Mar Lardo theme park.
@mechanix12286 ай бұрын
Swift has barely said a word and the right is giving her all this publicity. The best part is its FREE.
@AwesomeFish126 ай бұрын
That dog scene at the start was so relatable to anyone who has a dog.
@jubileepup68776 ай бұрын
A big dog
@Ceerads6 ай бұрын
Or a cat.
@feelnrite6 ай бұрын
@@jubileepup6877 A big woman.
@Abkrum6 ай бұрын
Happy birthday Guillermo! ❤🎉😘
@DeadInside-ew8qb6 ай бұрын
A spell? 😂😂😂
@whatabouttheearth6 ай бұрын
They're just mad that they aren't smart enough to spell.
@kwhp15076 ай бұрын
Spell check, best dad joke ever!
@russellhammond3716 ай бұрын
That lady saying "witchcraft" hahahaha I just can't.
@funkymonk9846 ай бұрын
"These people think football is fake and wrestling is real". Great quote.
@xy68456 ай бұрын
And it's true.
@jaxjax38426 ай бұрын
😂
@bcatblues7256 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 right?
@heathernks86 ай бұрын
Actual football fans know both is rigged. I say that as a Chiefs and Taylor fan.
@funkymonk9846 ай бұрын
@@heathernks8 . Hello. I am not a football fan, so you would know better than I. For the sake of having an interesting conversation here in the KZfaq comments section... how does the rigging in NFL football compare to professional wrestling? How would the concept of false equivalency apply? What I mean is, Pro Wrestling is theater, though of course to be a top pro wrestler you have to have athleticism and yes they do get hurt. Are Football games the same in your estimation?
@judd4420096 ай бұрын
Just wait--next thing we know Marjorie Taylor Green will be showing shirtless Joe Biden pictures in Congress next.
@RonaldAllen-ms3mg6 ай бұрын
Wasn’t a huge fan for Taylor but now I will love her forever! God Bless her❤️
@sandytrunks6 ай бұрын
@2:42 "The average price for tickets [to the Super Bowl] is a little over 12 thousand dollars." That is INSANE!!
@wuxin58476 ай бұрын
so do not go - i never go to any games - i watch it on tv in my nice warm comfortable home -
@JusticeAlways6 ай бұрын
I quit football cold turkey. Waste of my time actually...😊
@RobertaNicholson13746 ай бұрын
@@wuxin5847they didn’t say they wanted to go lol I think it’s insane. I don’t want to go or watch it on tv and I never have lol no connection to thinking 12k for a ticket is crazy.
@gwendolynbrown11116 ай бұрын
@JusticeAlway Yes . Definitely something better to do.
@jaytalbot11466 ай бұрын
How does Trump "know" there "is a 100% chance of a terrorist attack"? Is he organizing one? "Be there it will be wild!"
@user-qf7ud5de9h6 ай бұрын
More of a circumcised circus😂🎉
@SayAhh6 ай бұрын
Trump also said that a middle class taxcut is coming in 2 weeks and that he had an Obamacare replacement plan that's so good you wouldn't believe.
@mrdenson31016 ай бұрын
He reads intelligence briefings which all former presidents are allowed to. From there he sees the assessment of professionals and then talks about it in his deranged speeches, so that if it happens ( which he hopes ) he can then tell his supporters that he predicted it
@AG-cw9sq6 ай бұрын
Or maybe he knows exactly to which terrorist group he sold the stolen classified documents, anyways it is worrisome.
@sheilaboston70516 ай бұрын
@@mrdenson3101 No, he doesn't. I believe he's the only president who lost that honour. President Biden refused to let him have access, and do you blame him!?
@vitolast51996 ай бұрын
I love how much comedy comes from “News”max and Fox “news” on a daily basis. All of their meltdowns are so entertaining. Jimmy is great too. 😂
@tabeathahall82466 ай бұрын
Where do these polls get their numbers? I've voted in every election since I turned 18. I vote every 2 years and in the primaries. I'm now 50 and I have never been asked who I plan on voting for.
@heathernks86 ай бұрын
Same
@MiBzAn6 ай бұрын
Ticket prices for everything are ridiculous. Only the wealthy seem to be able to eat well, have a doctor, a house and be entertained anymore. Thank goodness us poor folk still have Jimmy's monologues to look forward to on KZfaq ❤ 🎉 Thanks Jimmy!!! ❤
@2727rogers6 ай бұрын
Kind of reminds me of that line Let Them Eat Cake. The difference is in France the person who said that lost their head but in the USA they would be elected to Congress.
@rudeinterplanetjanet6 ай бұрын
You know they are scared when they claim Taylor is a witch and Satan possesses her soul! Lol! It's too funny how frightened they are of Taylor and her man Kelce.
@user-qf7ud5de9h6 ай бұрын
Paul consulted the witch of endor so I think that lady (Saul)must be the synagogue of satan (satyr) since corvus is a murderer
@user-qf7ud5de9h6 ай бұрын
The necromancers cannibals and zombies should be worried
@user-qf7ud5de9h6 ай бұрын
Revelations 22:15-19 Satan should have spared Jobs life but he murdered Job instead.. Jesus told satan that he could do anything except take Jobs life. So Satyr murdered himself.
@Spiritof_766 ай бұрын
@@user-qf7ud5de9h That's what it said in the book of fiction, huh? Also, no S in Revelation.
@wuxin58476 ай бұрын
@@Spiritof_76 and in the job book of fiction there is no jesus - fictional jesus is only in the nt lol
@user-jy4oo3pu8r6 ай бұрын
OMG LOL those Republicans, what comedy
@D.D.19636 ай бұрын
✨I put a spell on you ✨Now your mine✨ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@user-jn5ux1ct4r6 ай бұрын
“Magic Hate Ball” dropped me 😂😂😂😂
@thaisstone51926 ай бұрын
Yeah, that was dead bloody clever!!!
@mypillowguy4456 ай бұрын
Jack Smith nominated Trump for The No Bail Prize.
@lyndaweister99846 ай бұрын
@mypillowguy445~🤣🤣
@wuxin58476 ай бұрын
i do not trust jack smith - what is he waiting for to put trump in jail - is hr going to wait till it is too late and then say oh well i tried
@roxannaweaver21556 ай бұрын
What a bunch of dingleberries, although, I do have to say I really like the "maybe it's a spell" theory. That one made me laugh.
@Vittachitta6 ай бұрын
Lighten up, modern-day PEOPLE! Taylor Swift is a fantastic woman in so many ways! She does NOT need to please the losers. She's got a stellar life right now; leave her alone! Jealous.
@rexwall20006 ай бұрын
It’s over for Maga. There is nothing more dangerous than a Swifty scorned.
@florete23106 ай бұрын
Those 12 year olds man, ... they are out of control!!
@DissectGibberish6 ай бұрын
😆😆😆😆😆
@wuxin58476 ай бұрын
it was over before this
@sethabel43156 ай бұрын
Oh, wow. Taylor can literally sue these people.
@innanas6 ай бұрын
9:23 Best Biden campaign ad ever. I love A.I. Joe
@kathymarnocha66266 ай бұрын
Jimmy Kimmel for President!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@lynnadames95266 ай бұрын
I laughed out loud at the Salmon Ella at the dinner skit!!! 😅😅😅😅😅 That was HILARIOUS!
@leysin4566 ай бұрын
He's like a magic hate ball. Gold.
@jeanbeans79266 ай бұрын
yup!
@helencourtnell56216 ай бұрын
OMG - MAGA is now accusing Taylor Swift of being a witch!!?? What year did we just time warp back to? 1692? Don't go in the water Taylor!!
@Jan-iq5sm6 ай бұрын
Thank the stars for this show . Keeps me sane .
@darrensmith59976 ай бұрын
I'm from Australia and even I know that the Kansas City chiefs don't need help to get into the Superbowl. They are a great team
@hellshade26 ай бұрын
"the not too swiftees" LOL, good one Jimmy!
@sexysportsfan16 ай бұрын
WE ARE SICK OF TRUMP
@Rugelacharugula6 ай бұрын
If I were Tay Tay, I’d just periodically throw absolutely random crap out on social media, until the incel community just completely melted down.
@denisemadigan10386 ай бұрын
Thank you Jimmy! Stay reasonable! 😊❤ Oh, and I loved the last show with Guillermos Birthday ride! 😂😂 I Love Your Show!
@niacal4nia6 ай бұрын
Ramaswamy reminds me of the poop emoji 💩😂
@Mr31219966 ай бұрын
thats hilarious, I literally lol'd
@kallen8686 ай бұрын
🤣
@randy70036 ай бұрын
I can see the resemblance! 😂😂😂! 👍
@iamjackscompletelackofsurp96066 ай бұрын
Ramaswampy
@deusexmachina92176 ай бұрын
Lol, but I get reminded of a poop emoji 💩 when looking at you from an intellectual pov.
@philobrien89206 ай бұрын
Omg that first clip! Pro tip- never get a dog, the same size as you.
@jecsquish6 ай бұрын
lol, finally a president with a kung fu grip... and no mind of his own. That's one of the most apt observations of all time.
@justrosy56 ай бұрын
"Don't forget to give us 5 stars!" Thank you, JK, for speaking up for customers everywhere!
@HornedTurtle12126 ай бұрын
Dynamic pricing isn't entirely new, lots of places have happy hour discounts, so it's perhaps a matter of perspective.
@justrosy56 ай бұрын
@@HornedTurtle1212 Try NOT drunk writing for a change...
@hildarobles28986 ай бұрын
Happy Birthday Guillermo! Republicans leave Taylor alone... you have an issue with hard working women! She's awesome!