Came here for hype. Got cookies instead. You missed your mark.

Alright, I hope to see some sick gingerbread planeswalker cards on MTG Cardsmith by midnight!

Where the heck is the full version of this song????

you give zero props too who did the music?

Smh

Especially the book intro

dat dislike is because of historic cards costing 2 wildcards

It is! Isn't it? 😂 🙌🏻

Some body once told me the world was gonna roll me

I was ready to say GINGIII

lol same

Same XD

Then i saw the warning

Same

same

Same

did u cry? maybe ur an emotional person

funny thing is there only one gingerbread man in the set and it sucks

I would have liked that

I want that planeswalker card, no joke.

Can we get a whole kitchen set of magic cards with like food creatures and cooking artifacts?

I was thinking about this and someone would have to give her a spark like with Karn but gosh I would love if someone did. She would be my favourite planeswalker.

XmanElite02 yooo, when I saw the wonky carriage and the castle in the beginning I thought it was a confirmation😭

I thought it was a prank and that shrek was gonna burst through his hit to all star

The gingerbreads the dead three little pigs and low-key everything seemed like a cool ass Shrek 5

Stg

Get out of my basic land: Swamp!

*Slayer of planeswalker, singular

The decemator of cookies.

Two things surprised me about this comment. One, it's a reference to the flavour text of an obscure, unplayed common from several years ago. Two, I recognised that reference and even remember the name of the particular obscure, unplayed common from several years ago in question. God bless Sedge Scorpion. Edit: I looked it up and turns out it's in Core 20 as well. Oh well, I had no idea. I was thinking of the original Theros version.

I know you're making a joke. But let's be honest: Garruk is a total jobbers, him getting murdered by an angry cookie is _not_ outside the realm of possibility.

@@noahcorlew3864 plural. Vronos and Icy are the confirmed kills.

Well I ain't denying that face at 3:25 is _fierce,_ anyway.

Apathyman the mundane New Type - Enchantment Cookie

They say Hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn

To be fair, we did get the Gingerbrute...

Shotgun Justice Hell hath no fury like a woman’s scone

The plot thickens....

Nah, she’s just one tough cookie! 🤣... 😅... 😀... 😐... 🙁... 😒 Sorry, i’ll leave now.

@@taliesin159 People like you are the reason I read KZfaq comments.

Bro take into consideration that not only did the milk cool the soup but she was covered in said milk too. Also take in Gingerbread is a touch ass biscuit to break. She survived because not only was the soup cooled, herself was cooked but also absorbed both the soup and the milk.

Well its tomato soup so it tastes good with M I L K

Everton Peterson 😂😂

Everton Peterson yes 😂😂😂

Gingerbread walker? Awesome! I know it was meant as a joke, but the idea is very cool.

I think it might actually be Rowan...

@@Keovar What the fuck is a mythic wildcard lol. It'll be a jank rare that will go for like a quarter.

Yes

Watch as garruks next planeswalker is garruk, king of eldraine

"GET OUT OF MY PLANE!"

Stop putting this ridiculous idea in me head. Garuuk is a mean deadly murder machine. But also stopped by a cookie, so what do I know?

Pics or it didn't happen

@@kirbking8074 there is a new card update!

@@kirbking8074 Google "Syr Ginger Mtg"

I tried posting a link, but KZfaq doesn’t like that. Apologies. 😅 But yes, Syr Ginger, the Meal Ender is going to be a real card later this year, and you can find her picture and details online.

i wish she was a planeswalker lol the trauma should cause her to form a spark ngl

Deck building is really nice with this g3ane. You can make some fun combos if you try.

@@lastbastion3333 it's very rewarding, but the process is excruciating to me.

That's literally me too

ikr. When my school friends played MTG back in the 2000's I used to think this game was stupid and pointless. Now that I'm 33 and none of my once school friends play it anymore, I'm addicted. Thank god for MTG Arena because I have no one to play with IRL.

What kinda piece of shit do you have to be to make fun of your partner for enjoying a game?

Lol yes basically

Not sure I like that trend though🤔

Lol yes! Well we need only spiderman then 😂

Oh god why

"Shrek is TIGHT, will it be hard to incorporate it in mtg?" "Actually super easy, barely an inconvenience."

@Jinxed Sheep “You took everything from me!” “Yeah but you’re tasty”

HAHAHAHAHAH my god you're mean :'P

"You will"

For Garruk, it was tuesday.

@@akselevensen2763 beat me to it

It reminds me of gingy of Shrek🙂

Challenge accepted!

@@bovineapples7209 We shall watch your career with great interest

i think you meant cookimance

i think i've seen the teapot from the beauty and the beast...

You can also catch four-and-twenty blackbirds baked in a pie on the windowsill

She is getting her own card in the new Eldraine set! Syr Ginger, The Meal Ender!

@@MSvento06​I love that her horse is named Cinnamon. I don’t even care what the card does. I’m building a commander deck around her.

Garruk: Got into a LITTLE food fight... I don't wanna talk about it

She is going to be a planeswalker card one day

We can only hope

Green heals so no one would know

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you'd be happy to hear, that their story ended in war of the spark

1000 times yes

@@proto303 hahahahahah

Careful you don't cut yourself on all that edge.

How did she survive the water?

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WOOORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME I'M NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHEEED

*PLAYS MEGALOVANIA

*plays cry me a river*

You just surmised this whole generation in that one comment.

Alexa:I could not find:literally anything while I cry in the shower.

Yes

Isn't the human condition great?

Not me. Care more about Garruk than these dumb cookies.

@@DEZEKER08 heartless monster.

@@InvictusByz you must not like eating cookies.

Me too

Same, I had to read the title again

x2

Garruk bursts in and All Star starts playing

Video: continues Me: ok this has to be a new shrek movie!

it did kind of turn me on....

Gingerbread horde are the new elves...

Michael Connelly same here, hopefully that last shot was the second her spark ignites

Command the breadhorde

I seriously thought that they were implying the cookie's spark was igniting as they saw their love being eaten alive, and I got super excited. but it seems like she didn't immediately planeswalk away, so I have no idea.

@@XTMARIO101 Revenge first, then epic adventure time.

Nesto YES!

Highly a coincidence.

First Last Yeah but the graphics, music, character development and plot were much better in these 3 minutes than the entire series of Shrek movies 🤣

Not the gumdrops

Am I the only one that's sane?

Agreed

So much better!!!

I must admit that this was really well done. Good script, nice execution and perfect mood/music. Though I still prefer the old style because it is more related to the game and the cards themselves. I wouldn't mind getting either of these trailers for the next set.

New Phyrexia best trailer

@@RB-mm7ce Just watched it. Yeah, u right.

Either yu die as a Hero, or live long enough to see you become villain

Silvan B Because you’re easy to emotionally manipulate.

But he was just hungry

Bolas ? Hate ? WHAT

@@timmiddecke907 what dont you get?

@xXBlueSionXx, the legend of the cookie planswalker is true 😶😮!!

Will need 8 WC to craft it in Arena

Make sure you enable cookies first

And even a cookie's back story have to be tragic.

We need a Donkey & Ogre planeswalkers too

Only Frank Zappa knows the Muffin Man

the muffin man? who lives on drury lane?

Well,... she’s married to the Muffin Man.

@@anthonyoliva7191 the muffin man!?

@@TTHIH amen! ❤

BarelyTsunami thanks to this comment I knew something was coming

FOR A CARD GAME!

Oh! Did you not know that most of the fairy tale stories we know and love are just toned down from the horrific versions from Grimm's Fairy Tales? Where they're more often than not tragedies instead of happy endings? Yeah, we're all in for a roller coaster!!

Jesus dude stop being a pathetic fucking pussy

@@cplpetergriffin1583 Must be nice being an uncaring; emotionless pathetic lonely drone.

Please tell me this is what Garruk was doing during War of the Spark. Someone make a version of this inter-cut with the War of the Spark trailer.

To be fair, last we saw Garruk, he was hunting Planeswalkers after he got cursed by Liliana's chain veil.

Finally WotC is dialing in the scale

Blastgamer77 Bolas was weary of Garruk cuz he would just kill the planeswalkers, thus not being able to harvest their sparks, but don’t know what he did about it. Also, not every planeswalker responded to the Beacon so he might’ve just ignored it not knowing what it was

Best set ever

MTG: "Hold my swamp." *Makes Throne of Eldraine* "now get out of my swamp!"

It's not like endgame didn't also feature shrek. There was that whole part at the beginning where they went to his swamp and cut his arm and head off.

Avenge the cookies!

Www.kzfaq.info media latest

Fucking hell no joke I thot that too.

Same, got this as an ad and was utterly confused. Imagine my surprise to see this was for MTG.

Same

Same dude same!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY PLANE!!!" garruk shrek 2019

Garruk is my favorite planeswalker

Survives becoming a demon. Turns into shrek. Gets attacked by a angry cookie.

I want to see a gingerbreadman planeswalker or ill riot

Green? ✅ Lives in a swamp? Well, he's now green AND black, so ✅ Easily aggravated? ✅ Proficient at fighting? ✅ Has a close friend who's kind of an ass? ✅✅✅

He's in it.

He is... Similar... this one is mentioned to be the MTG Version of Shrek: gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Ogre+Errant

@@seankollerilla-otakuimsean8578 Shame. I think Shrek is Green/Black.

Us time travelers have the benefit of seeing Syr Ginger as a playble card. She is also an Anti-planeswalker is just a baker's kiss.

This this this. Also i've eaten about 1,000 food tokens since throne of eldraine.

They clearly already did.

She did planeswalk, right? Only explanation, I believe.

*And as Garruk ate her long lost love, the Gingerwoman's spark ignited.*

@@UlfMTG Actually, I believe that the fall in the cauldron ingnited the spark. She would've died there. Then her love made it happen. Buuuuuut... One thing that might imply othrtwise is the fact that she left footprints wich says she had to climb. So she planeswalked back not on top of the table, but at the side... This is confusing... IF she planeswlaked at all... Anyway...

Please no

What the actual fuck is going on😂

Lol, legit

Cookie Planeswalker

Gingerbread Queen planeswalker or riot.

Omg yaaaasssss what color/s would she be I wonder (I hope this is a thing)

lordravenblade “What are you doing in my SWAMPPPP”

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@@umackchyually8286 omfg i'm in tears

Garruk's probably proud that the other cookie had the decency to fight for its life like one of his beasts.

Yeah, that's pretty in-character for him.

Garruk: "Shit, magic cookies! I have tried magic shrooms before but those were a WAAAAY different experience then what I was expecting."

Thuran he likes collecting bizzare and rare creatures. That Gingerbread Woman fights back he might adopt her into his pack.

I would love to play a squirrel deck again.

Flarenite100 kinda reminds me of the whole TF2 expiration date bread event

@@theveremianshow2101 Garruk: Question? Jace: Whats your question, Garruk? Garruk: I have been planeswalking Bread Jace: WHAT! How. Much. Bread. Did you planeswalk?!?? Garruk: *I have done nothing but planeswalk bread for 3 days*

At least the plot won’t be halted baked

@@robertbemis9800 ey nice one

@@flarenite1004 AND WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING IT! *clarify the background so it shows emrakul*

He's somewhere in Guarenbrig...

Plane

You got the reference too?Awesome.When it started it sended me back to Shrek.

Lawrence Blade The only thing missing from the trailer is Holding Out for a Hero in the background

@@cbjango5398 Exactly!

@@cbjango5398 I love that song. At first, thought it was the same voice

SOMEBODY TOLD ME!!!!!!

mfw there's no Garruk, the Hunted

Gingerbread Woman, Apex Predator

@@pon3d120 when Garruk the hunted enters the battlefield, Target opponent creates a 1/1 gingerbread woman token with protection from G/B.

Return to Eldraine is gonna be dark and messy

Yeah if they arent even a creature, this set will be a gigantic let down

Right.

yup

@@krystingrant6292 lol

Garruk: I don't want to talk about it.

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Yyyyyeeeeessssss Garruk is Back after three long years!!!

guess that is how the cookie crumbles

Both for me tbh

I was both

After eating Mr. Gingerbread, I wouldn't mind if Garruk went and disappeared.

Gingerbread tribal deck

As a magic Channel I agree

I feel cheated that we got the gingerbread MAN as a card, but not a gingerbread woman as a card.

I am so sad for the gingerbread 😢

@@togaprentice9927 Today is your lucky down, a key art for her just got released

Here's the original: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/eLpkeqydz9fWXXU.html

@@MedievalFantasyTV lol that is not the original, Frankie Valli's was the original version

Garuuk is definitely not a prisoner so he didnt escape he was just having fun. And the cookie will never get near to hurting him. Dude kills other planeswalkers for fun.

Rules of storytelling demand that he is. He is the man in the prison cart in the opening. It would not have been included if it had no relevance to the story. He might still have gotten imprisoned for fun through

@@PregnantOrc he knew they made special ginger bread cookies just for him

@@PregnantOrc Easiest way to get into a castle: let them drive you inside themselves. Spare yourself the work of actually scaling walls or breaking down doors.

Me when I saw him in the trailer

garruk should gave gotten some kind of 4th wall breaking ultimate where he kills a walker or makes a player lose.

You know same

We all wish to die I guess

Albertix23 He hunts planeswalkers? How so?

THEIR BATTLE SHALL BE LEGENDARY

I can see it coming. Garruk one-eye xD

Finally a crunchy opponent

Way to expensive

I hope so or I will be disappointed

Classy jake 101 low key same but I highly doubt they would spend that much on a show🤬

It's said to be an anime cartoon style. not 3D animation. And with this quality, it would take the budget that only Disney or Pixar can afford.

beautiful hope, bro. but the answer is: "never". Any mtg animated or live actioned series/movie will not have the quality of the teaser/trailers, books or comic books due to the interest of the non creative team behind it, the team that care more about quantity, money and popularity and not quality (for example: what happened with game of thrones). It's sad how much freedom is lost once a story goes to the screens. It is still something worth trying, but i will problably not consider as cannon nothing that is in a mtg series/movie: unless it is genial! ^^ rs

Oh hell yes! I'm so excited for it. I hope they don't mess it up :D

tackywacky99 its gonna be sort of anime style

There's an animated series coming on netflix, when does it come out???!!!!

Bijan Ashtiani-Eisemann mostly likely next year

@@bijanae the Russo brothers are directing it!

If it's not this set will be another, but this is happening, one day the explosive cookie card will be.

OMFG YOU'RE RIGHT!!!! XD

well. at least this is some chaotic cute stuff. with war they were over their heads and the story was utter garbage

This is an American game sir, those are fucking cookies ;p

Still a better love story than Twilight.

Gingerbread can find love. But i can't. The feels...

It’s gingerbread cookies

@@reeferrick7294 n't

I'm thinking food tribal turns food tokens into creatures.

I KNOW! I WANT IT TO BE A CARD TOO!

Did you just say! Gingerbread tribal EDH!!??

itd be golem tribal i bet if anything

I didnt know I needed it in my life till now but I need gingerbread tribal in edh to be a thing!

Yesssssssssssssssssss

Why does "Ginger Widow" terrify me so?

Ginger people a stand-in for what will happen to Will and Rowan?

And you won the comment of the day! Well done!

She'll make a deal with Grim to get to Bolas. "Revive my love, and I'll set you free."

@@yumyum366 *Shhhh, R&D might hear you!*

Funny enough, between throne of eldraine and wilds of eldraine, this is actually the shortest space of time between visits to the same plane. Where previous revisits to planes were anywhere from 4 to 5 years.

Yes yes this is

Same here.

Oh god, what would i give for a gingerbread man spin off movie 😩

Same...I got hype for nothing

OMG SAME

Lord farrquad ftw!

Best comment.

@ThatArcheryGirl if only the actual game didn't suck.

may the spirits watch you closely also congrats