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monsters with 1 power were statistically better than any other power level in this entire game. It was hilarious to see a goblin completely anihilate an actual hydra and a biblically accurate angel without even batting an eye.

I love how the meta of this game is to not swear

I like how almost halfway through the video, the first 5 power card is created, then immediately defeated 5 seconds later by a two power bat.

11:28 “Wait, they both have the swearing combo?!?” That’s just an amazing quote and I’m so happy it exists

I love how the slime was the only card to ever be on a player-specific good space but A. It was on the wrong one, B. No one ever attacked it, and C. It never got moved ever again.

Rip the shadow realm mechanic you will be missed

You should make a game where one player is predisposed to win, like they spawn closer to the objective, or have an easier path, not obvious, but definitely impactful.

i think the coin flip should mean you create a spell on tails and a unit of heads, instead of having nothing on tails

This game looks like it'd be geniunely fun to play with friends.

FYI, I believe there is a button that groups multiple assets together, giving you more flexibility to edit the cards later then using the snipping tool. Unless you’re intentionally going for that scuffedness lol.

Can you imagine Doug Doug in one of these videos. The chaos would be immaculate

these chaotic messes are my favourite, i love when the wheel cheers

if we wanted the goblin at 27:00 power to be accurate we'd need some probability math. the odds of the uneven snake winning each time is 80%, or 4/5. we then raise this to the power of how many goblins there are ((4/5)^8). That would be about 1/6 chance of winning. So basically, compared to the snake, the goblin has a power of 20. Our equation is [odds of goblin losing]^[goblin amount]/1 chance of winning or [E/(G + E)]^8/1 chance of the goblin losing, where E is the enemy power level and G is the goblin power level. This means that the 1 power card actually had a (1/2)^8/1 chance of winning, or a 1 in 256 chance. This means that the goblin's power would've been 255.

I love how this game isn’t actually a card game in any way

Those goblins fuck. Also i like how thofle gave his bats the ability to fly and then immediately forgot they could fly.

moral of the stories, goblins are insanely strong and by fair the best card in game lol

Not to be cringe but a Collab with Valefisk and Noah would be the perfect match Edit: Wasn't expecting the replies, seems we all want to see the collab.

This is like a cultured, peaceful version of Valefisk's board game videos.

Hearthstone actually has a minion that says "battlecry: die" battle cry is an enter the battlefield ability that only triggers from hand. It just kills itself

Surprised no one created a "as long as this monster is alive, i win the monster creation coin toss"

you know it's a good week when he uploads

i love that 1's somehow always wins for some reason

"But all the cards are randomly generated" Clearly, literally everything is randomly decided. That is infinitely more chaotic

I love how 1 goblin beat 2 cards with 4 power.

Yet another epic game that is cursed into oblivion.

Getting the card market boys back on is exactly what I needed

I really wanted to hear Thoralf swear. I was robbed.

I remember that i need to finish my own MTG set. New Dyslexia. With Elesh Normal and Boringlegs

idea: a game that goes on forever until someone says a certain word or phrase idea 2: a game that does not end until a player says "i lost" (they lose) or "i won" and they win

These games are so cool, thanks for the content.

"I want the cat" "Thats a wolf" 😂😂😂😂😂

Omg, i watched the whole thing. My jaw dropped when jamin killed the goblin uber combo. This was a surprisingly well thought out game (except for the swearing mechanic) love it, subscribed

I would’ve made a card that sends an opponent into the shadow realm

Bro I love that you got the Cardmarket crew in on this, it’s great!

Abilities that are usually good is like "When this monster is in play, it boosts all allied monster's attack by 1 except others of the same type." Another is "When fighting an opposing monster with higher attack than itself, it boosts it's attack power by 2." "Also "when this card is defending, increases power by 5, when attacking, decreases power by 5" and "enemy cards cannot pass the space this card is on.

I want this to be a genuine game so I can always choose goblin regardless of anything.

it was funny seeing cards with the selection box still in the screenshot but for future games using this concept, you can just copy the fabricated card onto the main board then group it together so it still acts as one object but you can select elements inside of it to change its power easier etc.

I love how the mega goblin comes into play and then almost immediately dies to a 1 power creature

This stuff always plays out so crazy. Can't wait to see how my own version of a previous MagicTheNoah™ game works out.

This is a really cool game, would love to see you iterate on it!

I love that the guys from Card Market Magic are in this.

i love how the first slime is still in his spot the whole time

I made a card game, but it takes 100 spaces to get to the end.

Vale would be a perfect fit for this kinda deal

There should’ve been a wheel to determine a cards ability, and each player had a chance to add an ability.

I really did just spend 30 minutes watching some guys moving images in Google slides huh

You inspired me to make games on Google slides! I made six and im planning to do more I made games called: A game where the players can change the rules A game where the players fight like the ancient times A game where the players rage in court A game where the players rob people at Mike street A players where the players have to race A game where the players will slowly experience anarchy

That Goblin summoning thing is like an Ancient Power thingamajig that the current generation is trying to use after it's previous owner died

26:00 this was a 5 but you gave him a 4.

I like how literally nobody went after the slime

Thanks for giving a link 👍👍👍👍

i still love the combo of those 4 people, its always fun

With some of the abilities allowed near the end, you might as well have had a card that says "when this card enters the battlefield it's owner wins immediately"

That one red team slime has seen it all, battles and history, deaths and victories, it has seen it since the very start

The goblin horde moment was the best.

"When this unit is created, it dies." That's amazing for shadow isles in legends of runeterra. If creation is controllable, a free death is a great activation for lots of cards there.

These inspire me to torture my friends even more with board games whenever they owe me money

the goblin at the center of the board was like - "I'm the king of the hill now"

i love watching these types of board games

This game is awesome and I have never seen this channel before, but for some reason I just loved this

Watching this after the new one that just came out with the same cast feels great, eventually when you get this going long enough they should have there own playlist.

Your drawing skills are unmatched

ok but the op super ability would be "every time one of my creatures die the card summons a creature of the same power level that killed it"

I loved their application of MTG lingo to this game. Referring to 1 power creatures as 1/1 tokens even though their is no difference between regular and token creatures is hilarious.

It's always fun to watch your videos!

I love how the slime survived the entire video

The fact that saying please is the most powerful mechanic is stellar.

RNGesus saved Noah's soul so now he just makes gameboard content

This game became so calm and chill compared to so many other videos due to the swearing rule lmfao

The Cardmarket team is just su much fun to watch!

The moving effect was a huge missed opportunity, he could've moved the creatures so one level 4 monster was outside another players base, effectively creating a likely defeat for one of his opponents while also clearing the way to the other opponents base :D

Man I love this video. New subscriber and I intend on playing this with my friends

PLEASE MAKE MORE OF THESE I LOVE THESE VIDEOS SO MUCH THEY MAKE ME LAUGH MY ASS OFF

he was crying because he had to chop up onions, onions was such a good dog

I love this stuff keep making them

I needed this more than I expected

love how they forgot about the slime completely

this is a fun card game! hope this could get a completely digital support so that the game can be played more smoothly.

Love you can see the clock in the corner so you can see how long this is actually taking

its funny because the 5000000 power meme keeps playing in my head

This game. I need to play this amazingly good looking, unfathomably fun game

You definitely got three people great at "creating" cards with custom powers

24:33 Ah, yes, my favourite creature: The bleep goblin.

The worst part is that i found this game actually entertaining and i wiil play it with my friends (spoiler: after 1 power goblin kills 5 power dinosaur the friendship ended)

This wheel was way more brutal than the one in the RPG

im sat here watching your other video and this just pops up im happy

vielen dank für den cut will kein schwören hören

This one seems like it'd be easy and very fun to make into a board game. Deciding who wins in combat might be tough, you'd have to get creative with a spinner or maybe dice? There has to be something mathematically equivalent to this weighted wheel spin out there that's very cheap to package into a board game (along with simple and intuitive to execute in order to make the decision)

having the cardmarket guys in this type of vid is totally awesome :)

Hey, random idea: Do this but let ChatGPT decide the battles. Here's a silly example: I asked ChatGPT this question: I'm playing a battle card game. When two cards battle, a die is rolled. This die has a number of sides equal to the sum of the power of the two cards. If the result of the die roll is lees than or equal to the lower power card's power, the higher power card is destroyed. Otherwise, the lower power card is destroyed. If the cards have the same power, you can consider the second card to be the one with lower power. Cards can also have secret abilities. I have one card with 1 power battling a card with 1 power. The first card has the ability: "this card automatically wins battles, destroying the other card." The second card has the ability: "Disable the other card's ability." Tell me which die rolls will result in the lwoer card being destroyed and which die rolls will result in the higher card being destroyed. Please also take into account the cards powers. And ChatGPT responded with: Let's consider the abilities and card powers for both cards in this scenario. Card 1 has 1 power and the ability: "this card automatically wins battles, destroying the other card." Card 2 also has 1 power and the ability: "Disable the other card's ability." To determine which card is destroyed, we'll roll a die with sides equal to the sum of the two cards' powers. The sum of their powers is 1 + 1 = 2. Die rolls and their consequences: Die roll is 1: Since the die roll is less than or equal to the lower card's power (which is 1), the higher power card (the first card with the special ability) automatically wins the battle and destroys the other card (the second card). Die roll is 2: Since the die roll is not less than or equal to the lower card's power (which is 1), the lower power card (the second card) is destroyed. In both cases, the lower power card (the second card) is destroyed. The first card with the special ability automatically wins the battle, and the second card's ability to "Disable the other card's ability" does not come into play because it is destroyed. So, for this scenario, a die roll of 2 will result in the lower power card (the second card) being destroyed, and a die roll of 1 will result in the first card (with the special ability) destroying the other card (the second card). The second card's ability to disable the other card's ability is not relevant in this battle. Me again: I just thought it would be funny because, the AI makes arbitrary rulings. You could definitely argue that the auto-destroy ability would be cancelled out here, but ChatGPT doesn't think so. I tried to get ChatGPT to roll the die, but I guess it is bad at that, so I just made it tell me what the result of each rolls would be and I guess you just roll the die yourself.

Would legit love to play this game.

I love this. I don't want balance in competitive games. Give me absolute chaos. Make things so random that it is almost impossible to guess how a match is going to end...

The sequel everyone wanted.

This is legitimately inspiring me

At the end of the day, the real winner was the slime on the green triangle

when they changed the rules mid play because things weren't really working I sort of got an idea, how about a board game where there are no rules and every turn a player can either make up which gets added to the game a rule or act following all the currently existing rules. In fact it has so little rules it doesn't even start with a board, win condition or starting positions, that's up to the players to pick at the start. Once the Each player decides the starting position of another player. After game board, win condition and initial positions are set, the first player begins making up a rule, as there is no rules in place they can act upon yet. The only persistent rules are: No rule can be made that cause an immediate or inevitable win based on the current game state. A newly created rule cannot be used to statisfy the win condition the next turn until the player who created it has had another turn. It can be used to progress it but not to meet During their turn the player can only act or make up a rule, not both. Rules have to be directed and and address only the game itself and not any of the players. Every rule has to apply to and be followed by every player equally and all at the same time. Each rule has to be only one simple thing that can be briefly stated in a single sentence. If a rule relies on a certain game or condition it can only be a single one and can only have one single outcome. (The irony of this rule breaking itself is very much intentional) No rule can be made that invalidates or conflicts with an already existing rule or causes a game state that makes it impossible to progress towards the win condition. If a conflict between rules is discovered after the fact one of them will be eliminated at random. The method of random determination can be anything available as long as it can be reasonably expected to be an equal randomness and no player has any choice of influencing or picking the result. actually I'm getting kinda carried away in details... for the sake of this comment I'll stop here but I think I'll keep taking notes.

The thing i like the most about this game is that it's very easy to add your own stuff. i decided to make a mod i called the Mythic Mod, which adds more card types like the unicorn or the beholder, a shop system and more

This actually would be a fun game, I'd play a card game like that

I have been binging these videos, get this man to 1mil subs asap