"Make Me" | Episode 55 | NEW RORY & MAL
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2 жыл бұрынStarting this week off with the exclusive festival recap, Rory comes in and lets us know how his weekend in North Carolina went. They discuss Dreamville's Gangsta Grillz mixtape, the festival, as well as who is the next one up from that crew. He details his struggle in finding a last minute hotel, and tells his unexpected NC love story. Mal tells us of his weekend in Philly, and the guys discuss how having a show together gives people a hard time separating them as individuals. Discussion then turns to the Grammy Awards, but first they debate whether Lil Nas X is trolling for marketing. They then discuss Grammy nominations and winners, giving well deserved flowers, and giving their differing opinions on some of the winners and categories. Rory hates on everyone who ever met Andre 3000 and Nas, and they reminisce on old, nasty La Marina days from a decade ago. Kanye drops out of Coachella in real time during recording, and the team tries to find a quick replacement. They also discuss taxidermy, give opinions on which artists they believe live their lyrics, hip-hop culture conspiracy theories, + more!
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@jiamasjohnson1293 2 жыл бұрын
Rory: Can I be phony?? Mal: You got 30 seconds . 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@realestatetalkmw7743 2 жыл бұрын
Rory is that kind of friend that can get u smacked 🤣
@Mochiboba90 2 жыл бұрын
Shout out to T.I’s bodyguard, Rory definitely needed the hug that night 🤣
@haitianflavo4804 2 жыл бұрын
Where’s that time stamp😭
@michelangelooliver2590 2 жыл бұрын
Facts 😭
@candimade91 2 жыл бұрын
@@michelangelooliver2590 l
@ihealtheworld 2 жыл бұрын
Rory: “I felt safe in his arms.” LOL!!! Classic.
@andrewbartee5677 2 жыл бұрын
Not enough people are appreciating Mal’s “This is your last day”. A beautiful through-line in this episode.
@michelangelooliver2590 2 жыл бұрын
Facts 😂😂😂😂
@jp05598 2 жыл бұрын
???
@omgitsaubre1 2 жыл бұрын
I played that back a few times cause it was HILARIOUS 😂 I
@brieljones23 2 жыл бұрын
Time stamp
@galeabille5253 2 жыл бұрын
@@brieljones23 49:10
@cookingwitchefzayy8830 2 жыл бұрын
Rory finding his soul mate in T.I bodyguard wasn't surprising to me 😂
@RatedKwong1 2 жыл бұрын
every pod Rory dressed like he sleeps at the studio and gets up to film when the crew arrives LOLL
@2020TYBO 2 жыл бұрын
FACTS 🤣🤣
@michelangelooliver2590 2 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭😭
@INKLALO 2 жыл бұрын
White boy drip
@Maz_Mitch 2 жыл бұрын
Mal - “Lil Nas X was a lot taller than I expected” Rory - “Were you pleasantly surprised?” Baby D - “That’s Big Nas X” 😭😭😭
@thecunninlynguist 2 жыл бұрын
Rory unknowingly philosophizing about life w/ TI's bodyguard is funny as hell....they right about those Kim and Pac rumors/stories, I remember hearing that shit growing up
@roddiboi87 2 жыл бұрын
yeah those rumors were so heavy! crazy!
@Tanatanamontana 2 жыл бұрын
Rory telling a woman “make me” is wild af 🤣
@juneytoolooney2165 2 жыл бұрын
If Rory hasn't slept but still this active, he must have the fire addies.
@ExtendedRelease 2 жыл бұрын
30MG XR for sure
@juneytoolooney2165 2 жыл бұрын
@@ExtendedRelease indeedery
@Auururu 2 жыл бұрын
@@juneytoolooney2165 how does that compare to 40mg vyvanse
@jp05598 2 жыл бұрын
@@ExtendedRelease “thhhhhe fire adddddddies” 😆(Mal voice)
@nia4842 2 жыл бұрын
Eddin's humor: Imagine Rory is an orange tree. Mal would be a peach tree. 😂😂
@kevthepoet 2 жыл бұрын
that silence afterwards was the funny part. that and Mals face 💀
@CaryKilani27 2 жыл бұрын
This took me out. He sounded so serious. 🤣🤣🤣
@kevthepoet 2 жыл бұрын
@@CaryKilani27 why you so fine tho?
@ToyasTales 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine the awkwardness of someone trying to holler at you while standing next to a dead body propped up at the club.
@MenoftheCulture 2 жыл бұрын
“Life’s too short we should really be making the most of it”
@p_vic_7 2 жыл бұрын
@@MenoftheCulture 🎯🏆
@yourmothersfavoritemidnigh7379 2 жыл бұрын
@@MenoftheCulture lol you won bro 🏆
@Kaylovejones 2 жыл бұрын
Not Holding a baby like a ripped grocery bagggg 😭😭😭😭😭 sick!!
@eastzoobridge 2 жыл бұрын
That was hilarious 😭😭😭
@kennycoolheart6383 2 жыл бұрын
When Rory makes mal uncomfortable it’s the funniest thing because he’s force to communicate 😂
@whereisthebalance5732 2 жыл бұрын
then we realize how dumb he is
@b44gie 2 жыл бұрын
“We hold babies like a ripped grocery bag” my god Mal 😂
@subibosa8243 2 жыл бұрын
Rory's Wayne voice is HILARIOUS
@realjoshb 2 жыл бұрын
Props to DJ Drama! Gangsta Grillz is a staple in Southern Hip Hop. Glad he is getting flowers for his past and Grammys for his present.
@jonp9300 2 жыл бұрын
Hip hop period, not just the south
@tagheeclark6821 2 жыл бұрын
TI body guard being Rory sole mate crazy as hell 😂😂
@realestatetalkmw7743 2 жыл бұрын
this podcast is about nothing but about everything lol i love it...
@along58 2 жыл бұрын
Lol! That’s so real
@dwhite8997 2 жыл бұрын
"Ari let me keep my stuff at her place..."👀👀 Aw, yaw friends friends 🤣🤣🤣
@dxviation 2 жыл бұрын
Should’ve named this one “it’s your last day” 🤣
@roderickberry2380 2 жыл бұрын
Rory is the best storyteller!! 🤣🤣🤣
@Brklynzfynest718 2 жыл бұрын
lmaooo Rory's Wayne voice for "Fuck Mal" got me screamingggg
@cddupre 2 жыл бұрын
Rory storytelling is just the best....😭😭
@swag9210 2 жыл бұрын
Rory’s baby head roll bro 😂
@nia4842 2 жыл бұрын
Having Rory and Mal on the Coachella stage is hilarious! 😂 Just podding as the main act.
@JarardKenneth 2 жыл бұрын
13:29 The crackhouse pad to the body guard looking for love, and then Rory hugging it out with dude just sent me! This is clearly worthy of a skit. Pure gold!
@thankyou6610 2 жыл бұрын
Mal: This is your last day too, now that I think about it! We need that line on merch!!!
@kevthepoet 2 жыл бұрын
"This is your last day" to your workmates sounds like they're getting fired "this is your last day" on merch sounds like a murder threat.
@MLKOSRS 2 жыл бұрын
them both matching with the background and each other intentionally is spicyyyy
@terrancerivers2076 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@majesticchics5412 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂 love the aesthetics 😂😂
@Fitzgeralduh 2 жыл бұрын
💯
@Alafi1 2 жыл бұрын
Rory is killing these pods !! Another 50 point triple double
@Zolaman94 2 жыл бұрын
Rory, definitely saw you tryna be the stage coordinator during the DJ Drama set, as well as do camera work. You killed it my boy😂😂 you definitely were on your business manager shit in the white pullover at Dreamville😂😂😂😂 Wish I could’ve gotten a pic, but it’s all love. I was shocked just seeing you there. Keep podding, I’m looking forward to seeing you and Mal whenever y’all decide to come down to Houston and shoot a live episode.
@josephdavis3530 2 жыл бұрын
Rory killed the random impressions 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@peteroc4 2 жыл бұрын
Snoop has never said - I was late because I was getting this texture and relaxer. 🤣💀😂
@soloooo3420 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao Mal will gracefully co-sign the wildest shit that Rory says 😂😂😂
@dyvinesun 2 жыл бұрын
Rory: “Maybe we were soulmates” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@11reyessoccer 2 жыл бұрын
Love the vibe y’all are bringing to the Bew Rory & Mal…just goofing around, clowning and having fun. Keep it up fellas!
@mariedesignz1659 2 жыл бұрын
Mal screaming outside if MJ’s window is hilarious 😂
@PapiFrancos 2 жыл бұрын
Rory my boy you get funnier every episode 😂😂😂😂
@AsylumTheCrow 2 жыл бұрын
The pause after Damaris said the Cole/Dick Riding line was too genuine 😂😂😂
@julitoortega504 2 жыл бұрын
When I was in middle school the rumor was that bow wow had got rapped by a body guard and got stitches
@b.michelle2393 2 жыл бұрын
I remember that too
@mrbeatwave7021 2 жыл бұрын
The version I heard was that Suge Knight sent the bodyguard that raped him!
@nia4842 2 жыл бұрын
I remember Soulja said it when they had that online back and forth and Bow almost cried.
@jonathancalderon5432 2 жыл бұрын
Have to say you this is my favorite podcast im glad i got hip to yall
@RoadRunnerENT. 2 жыл бұрын
Top 5 fasho
@morrisj23 2 жыл бұрын
these episodes definitely getting better salute salute
@smizzleman34 2 жыл бұрын
"The things you choose to report" lmfao
@CharRenee777 2 жыл бұрын
Rory's soulmate story and feeling safe in Tip's bodyguard's arms 😂😂😂 Yo I love it! I love some deep soulmate/twin flame conversations so I feel you Rory. I love y'all, man!
@wessideATL1 2 жыл бұрын
Your mentioning of Tip took me back to the old pod days when they were trying to diss T.I. having a pod and Parks yellin out naw "I love TIP" had me ☠️....
@leejohn_bns 2 жыл бұрын
17:20 Mal says he's going to Dreamville fest every year and don't lmfaoooooo
@Alr1ghtyThen 2 жыл бұрын
As a previous hotel front desk manager, here's a tip. Never and I do mean NEVER if at all possible arrive to a hotel late at night. ESPECIALLY ON A WEEKEND NIGHT WHERE THERE IS A MAJOR FESTIVAL IN TOWN. Always assume your room has been sold already! Every hotel overbooks on purpose because so many people usually cancel and they're left with a few rooms short of a sold out house. So showing up at night is almost guaranteeing that you won't have a place to stay on a busy night. If you have no other option and you absolutely must arrive to your hotel after 9PM then you should call ahead and ask if they can do a pre authorization on your card to pay in advance so they can pre block you into a room. Preferably the day before. their objective is to sell out every night because sometimes the manager gets bonuses for occupancy goals. Thank me later! you're welcome.
@henkhenkste6076 2 жыл бұрын
thats horrible
@Henry-kv7zl 2 жыл бұрын
Allllllllrighty then I guess Rory was the le-hew, ze-her
@Alr1ghtyThen 2 жыл бұрын
@@henkhenkste6076 unfortunately, that's the business. No exceptions for hotel brands either. They all do this. It's common practice. And don't bother asking them about it because they'll lie. I'm out the game so I'm giving free game lol
@henkhenkste6076 2 жыл бұрын
@@Alr1ghtyThen just because its common practice doesnt make it right.
@blessinginyang4774 2 жыл бұрын
Not Rory doing the lack of support baby head movements! Lol 😆
@prettystreetchic 2 жыл бұрын
The texture of the garments with a cokey face!!!! Yooooo don’t do Bruno like that! 😂😂😂😂
@pinstripepimp517 2 жыл бұрын
Jerk Chicken and Wine is a crazy combination.😵💫
@user-jv2lz9xl9j 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@BertaBella87 2 жыл бұрын
I’m just trying to figure out what kind of Caribbean restaurant sells wine? 😂
@graymaybe8587 2 жыл бұрын
Sometimes those random conversations with a stranger can be the most insightful 💯
@Geneticxmusic 2 жыл бұрын
“Did you release? “ is crazy ! 🤣
@trinigladiator8830 2 жыл бұрын
Why, Rory's story of him hugging the big bull made me think of the, Martin episode when, Gina's pop's cracked his back? "Call me later." N my Marty Mar voice 🤣🤣
@thasben 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂 pause to Rory security guard story man lmao great story and I understand 100% but pause at I felt safe in his arms 😂😂
@Reesa89 2 жыл бұрын
LOL Mal being a peach tree is crazy! These thick jokes are going too far
@arterdaniel7878 2 жыл бұрын
My guys back💪🏾💪🏾
@shayla6147 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao love the black luxury for Mal down the turnpike
@gemsound 2 жыл бұрын
A baby with no bones in its neck yet is hilarious. 😂
@MDUFF16 2 жыл бұрын
Mal “ Oh I get home quick now , I don’t fuck around .” Got me rollin’ 😂
@hamibstorm 2 жыл бұрын
mal -"for sure, she's in shape" this man really be on auto pilot
@davidreed5045 2 жыл бұрын
The Ross quotes was sending me 😂😂😂
@mcl12 2 жыл бұрын
This has been one of the funniest episodes in a whiiiile
@ebubeejiogu820 2 жыл бұрын
Demaris said “That’s Big Nas X” 😂😂
@willied.5885 2 жыл бұрын
Another great episode..
@reyblanco_ 2 жыл бұрын
Rory being a kitten reminds me of the Kitten and Dog from looney tunes.
@davidreed5045 2 жыл бұрын
Mal- Y’all still be making out w girls? Rory- shit that’s my go to 😂😂
@jujuu5344 2 жыл бұрын
I'm starting to believe Mal is gay 😭😭😭
@davidreed5045 2 жыл бұрын
@@jujuu5344 I was hollering 😂😂😂😂
@justinibatzchi7970 2 жыл бұрын
@@jujuu5344 I think Mal asexual 😂
@2Muchpjp 2 жыл бұрын
@@jujuu5344 making out with girls you just met is peak nasty behavior.
@mizrilya 2 жыл бұрын
Evan Ross is married to Ashlee Simpson (Jessica Simpson sister)
@shywes2923 2 жыл бұрын
Dope pod !
@conniepoo9279 2 жыл бұрын
When he said there was a shopping cart right there I spit my food out laughing 😭😭😭😭
@anthonywalters4226 2 жыл бұрын
I’m from New York and live in Raleigh now ,Mal’s take is how I feel about going anywhere out here
@Bipocircletime 2 жыл бұрын
DEMARIS @49:08🤣🤣🤣 you just gon keep doing this huh
@leejohn_bns 2 жыл бұрын
24:13 the Redman-Method Man joke was fire Demaris
@dondavo_ 2 жыл бұрын
17:58 LMAAOOO Came just to see Mals real time reaction
@eastzoobridge 2 жыл бұрын
"This is your last day" 😂
@LastNameEaster 2 жыл бұрын
13:11 "Maybe he was looking for ME!" 🤣 The Bodyguard 2, starring Rory McFarrell
@noseyrosey6632 2 жыл бұрын
Men holding a baby like a ripped grocery bag 🤣😫😩🤣 the accuracy, I could see it.
@brieljones23 2 жыл бұрын
This is your last day here too Lmfaoo it’s the pause too 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@lala72302 2 жыл бұрын
Lmfaoo @ Rorys saweetie impression
@mmiller7615 2 жыл бұрын
Bruh, me and Wifey went to The Millennium Tour (don't judge me) back in October. That concert made me have a newfound respect for Ashanti. She is underrated for sure.
@amandabrock5759 2 жыл бұрын
Mal basically said don’t pass men a boneless baby 😂😂😂😂😂
@jazzyexplorer1492 2 жыл бұрын
lol holding the baby like a ripped grocery bag
@XLgameBRO 2 жыл бұрын
No Ross album is better than Thug Motivation 101
@Loveeeeeeeeee11 2 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo no cause why am I laughing the entire episode
@peaceiladel83 2 жыл бұрын
@20:35 Ayo Eddin sound effects was crazy!! 🤣🤣🤣
@MarcusJII 2 жыл бұрын
Mal really dressed like 2009 today fr.
@BwrightCuseMelo15 2 жыл бұрын
Big Nas X sounds so sick 😂😂😂😂
@YoQueue 2 жыл бұрын
They should’ve named this episode "Lubriderm" cause for some reason that made me LOL 😂
@OTWBEN 2 жыл бұрын
Callin Emotional Oranges “EO” 😂😂😂
@khylera883 2 жыл бұрын
“It’s yo last day”😂😂😂😂
@leejohn_bns 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao it's wild that y'all feel your old work will be at your funerals
@writegirlrun 2 жыл бұрын
“He doesn’t have lying eyes” 😂
@STARSFashionArtLove 2 жыл бұрын
"Who's just weighing whales"🔥🍊😄❤💛💚💖👑
@vividalexanderfilms 2 жыл бұрын
Bruh I got a crazy experience from Mardi Gras , booked an AIRBNB the last weekend of Mardi Gras 2017. BNB was literally in Hollygrove on magnolia. AirBNB host was a gay ex army vet with mad dogs, crib was completely in shambles. shoutout to god and good women from Bennett college.
@reekhavoc2932 2 жыл бұрын
"...mal would be a peach tree" 🍑 🌳 hahahahahaahaha
@kevthepoet 2 жыл бұрын
the silence after tho, and Mals face 😆
@hooligan81666 2 жыл бұрын
This episode should've been called "taxidermy" 😂
@flowerchild4629 2 жыл бұрын
not me going to watch the entire Dreamville Fest set then coming back lol
@rudeboybodega 2 жыл бұрын
Rory telling a girl make me is crazy😂😂😂😂😂
@vividalexanderfilms 2 жыл бұрын
Yo Mal - The word "wrotten" is SICK 😂
@Strawberryfearsforever 2 жыл бұрын
Look, it's okay to really want a Grammy. It's like sports. Yes you wanna win State. You love it, celebrate and appreciate it. But everybody wants to win Nationals. You want to be recognized as being one of the best out of EVERYBODY.
@c.jaydinero4421 2 жыл бұрын
Rory: "smelled the latex and figured Mal must've stayed in this room" Nasty 😂😂😂😂😂
@ezdagreat3428 2 жыл бұрын
Fam I remember all those bs rumors 🤣🤣🤣🤣 especially the one about the Nuttys 🤣🤣🤣 and that lil Kim bs