i ate too much peanut butter once and got Constipated.....why didn't i shit diamonds?

Now turn the diamonds back into peanut butter and I will be impressed.

Is it weird how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how weird it is.

How to make strange science news video 1.Google translate voice 2. 10% scientific facts 3. Throw in some randoms graphs and anagrams 4. Wallah 300k views

I was going to make Diamonds today but i got hungry and ate the Peanut Butter :/

Well diamonds aren't actually rare, there's warehouses full of them

I'm not a fan of the robot voice. Making robot voice have an English accent doesn't help either.

It is not illegal to.make cultured diamonds. And if you ever read into it, diamonds are not rare by any means, they are actually very common in alot of places. The diamond market simply says that they are rare so every one will freak out about them being prciouse. Diamond mines litterally burn millions of diamonds a year to create the fake shortage.

I got my diamonds too! My method was abit different. I went to my local shopping centre, got some chalk and drew a circle 1metre in diameter. Than all I needed to do was stand right in the middle, pull down my pants, and reach for the stars. After about 15 minutes it started to rain diamonds.

why not use a real voice?

* squeezing my peanut butter sandwich*.... Well my hands are sticky any diamonds yet ?

I have placed several jars of peanut butter in the back yard, just waiting for the next meteor strike...

1:12 rip headphone users

Who else is lost in KZfaq right now?

Wait a second- let me get this strait, I want to have a diamond, but I need two huge diamonds to make one small one! YUP sounds good to me

After watching this video, I decided to invest in peanut butter. I took everything I owned and bought cases and cases of it. ...I put a "peanut butter to diamond machine" on my Amazon wish list.

who else hates peanut butter but needs it for this

WOW, Peanut Butter gave me the WINNING NUMBERS on every LOTTERY I've ever played... It's great you should try it....

I had my diamonds on a Ritz as I watched this... Good stuff...

so thats why i find dimonds in my peanut butter and toast

1:47 iS THAT FucKing ThOmaS tHE TraIN?!?!

Then tomorrow, we teach how to make real sapphires from rhubarb, which contains both oxygen and aluminium dissolved while cooking.

I love all these video's that talk about how you can "test a diamond if you're not a professional", but I'm sorry, if I'm not a professional, and don't work for a jewelry store, why the hell would I have a jewelers loop

From jams to gems

Ant on a log was my favorite peanut butter snack! :d

i am making some peanut butter diamonds tomorrow

Man flips shit because he robbed a bank full of diamonds, then finds out he could've made some from peanut butter

This is what I'm thinking "*yum yum yum eats the diamond if it's made of peanut butter*"

i can't believe i clicked on this.

I eat lot of diamonds on a bread slice

My dog licks peanut butter off of me then I turn hard like diamonds

Heat up a piece of black coal, very hot but not red hot, and then dip it into a jar of peanut butter with some tongs making sure you get peanut butter all over it, and then pull it out and bury it in a bowl of ice and stick it in the freezer for 24 hours. When you wash off the peanut butter after 24 hours, the coal will have a very thin soft outter layer of "crud" that you can also scrape off with your fingernails or am abrasive dish scrubber, and underneath that crud will be a perfectly clear diamond-like crystal.

If I eat enough peanut butter, I can turn it into a real gem a day later...

ALLERGY INFORMATION: CONTAINS PEANUTS.

i broke my microwave using this tecnique

i made chocolate diamonds. .but my ass hurts

this is absurd. how gullible can people be?

it's peanut butter jelly time!!!

Great, now my diamonds are sticking to the roof of my mouth. On the plus side, if I put some under my dog’s tongue, it looks like he is talking...

this video is never going to get old

havent watched it yet but this is totally fake

Thanks Siri...

So if i make a peanut butter sandwich, then is it called a peanut butter and gem sandwich? I'll see myself out....

and the facet the De Beers company has a world wide monopoly on the diamond market

this is stupid , who ever heard of a diamond sandwich ? I'll just leave my peanut butter alone and figure out a way to turn diamonds into grape jelly

Since when did Siri narrate videos

Diamonds... That's how peanutbutter was made...

What's funny is that diamonds aren't really as expensive as people say they are... diamonds are one of the most common gems in the world and in my opinion less butiful than sapphire, rubys, emeralds etc. Many mining company's wanted a way to make more money than what they where getting because at a certain point in time diamonds where dirt cheap. They started convincing people that the only way that you can show somebody your love is to get a gold, silver or platinum ring (there are many other metals that you could use but those where the common) and to put a diamond in it... as more and more people started falling for that the more and more diamonds started costing

Does that mean my poo is with thousands 😄

They aren't rare,diamonds high price is merely a product of artificial scarcity...

All you have to do is go to the mall where they sell nice gold and diamond rings and pick one that's sorta plain looking then go to a store that seels cheap fake rings and buy one that looks like the real one you picked out.....take it with you back to the mall and pretend you want to buy the nice ring and ask to lool at it...try it on....then simply hand the attendent the fake ring back and say you will think it over and leave with the real one safe in your pocket. So easy a child can do it. I have pulled this off several times already. Pick a place with a young looking attendent and just ask a lot of questions. Before you make the switch point to another ring and ask about it...when you hand back the fake he will be paying attention to the next one you were pointing to and asking to see. As soon as he places the fake back in the case pull your phone out and say...just a minute and walk away with the phone to your ear! Lol! Good luck if you remain calm its easy as pie : )

She said the magical phrase, "A team of scientist."

this does not tell me how to make diamonds so should I throw peanut butter in the microwave or what

everybody would be rich by now...........

This is what happens whe you tell a scientist a joke about your "nuts" He makes them into diamond to shut you up XD

the way the ?robot? says peanut butter lol

Whatever. I'm from Missouri, the "show me" state. I'll believe it when I see it. LOL!

No this is not possible. First of all the machines to pressurize carbon are extremely expensive so expensive the diamonds wouldn't pay for it. You wouldn't even break even. They have found a way to make synthetically make diamonds using high pressure and methane gas but you can not from using peanut butter.

She is a robot and this is soooooooo knot real

Mythbusters episode proved this was crap. Don't even waste you time watching this.

This video is brought to you by peanut butter and charcoal companies

This is a hilarious video. Looks likes she's desperate to find out how much she can get down at the local pawn shop as soon as possible.

btw...diamond is not the most valuable gem in the world.....

This video was interesting, but I will not be subscribing. Using this 'hawking' automated voice grates on my ears, so I won't be watching any more videos of yours. Get a an actual human to speak on your videos, then we will talk.

The most expensive type of gem isn't diamond, its emerald.

I'm just gonna stick with sneaking charcoal briquettes to my job at the earthquake lab and turning the system all the way up to lithospheric pressure when nobody's looking.

Don't propose with a diamond ring do it with peanut butter

fake video

it maybe possible but u think you need extremely higher pressure than that

You can make diamonds out of anything with carbon content, I remember having seen a company that turns dead people into diamonds and then send them into space.

So if I see a meteor coming to earth il throw a peanut butter jar at it and have diamonds!

A peanut butter diamond has a very slight yellow to it. A perfectly clear diamond is only found in nature.

Damn now I can ask for a diamond and jelly sandwich!

Actually, the most expensive gem on earth is the true black opal.

You know KZfaq is for videos, if you wan to use photo slide show, you can use photobucket instead.

This is funny. Completely geologically impossible, but funny.

That professor looked more like a used car salesman to me.

Pressure isn't the only way to alter materials, the size that something is cut down to as well as just observing or not observing an object will change it's properties and the way it acts. They've found that gold can also be made any color of the spectrum by just cutting it down to nm in size. It may not seem like it but there are numerous applications for such things.

I JUST NEED TO GET ONE AND I JUST LOVE IT

1:08 xD it said Btw, who likes my tie?

Well... There is this man who made gold by smelting a compound of glass and certain chemicals, and then processing the molten mixture with microwaves.

This is really cool, I got my peanut butter and spread it out on a table. I then began to stare at the peanut butter and yelled vulgar words at it for about 46 minutes, I then went to my shed and grabbed my hammer, and started beating the peanut butter. After about 10 minutes of destroying my coffee table I went to use the restroom. I came back out and my peanut butter just became a sandwich and I ate it. Then I shit diamonds.

You can make diamonds by passing layed graphite nano particals over a platinum substrate. :) but who's got that kind of equipment to be able do that just kicking around.

I farted after eating peanut butter it hurt and found diamonds.

Strange Science News and b.t.w.thank you it always makes a person feel so good when others recognize the good in them :)

I got my diamonds too! My method was abit different. I went to my local shopping centre, got some chalk and drew a circle 1metre in diameter. Than all I needed to do was stand right in the middle, pull down my pants, and

sooo hydraulic press vs peanut butter = diamonds ????

real diamonds are made from the hardest carbon you'll ever see

we can all produce black diamonds in two days after digesting 1kg of peanut butter and that's no myths.

I'm jealous! I've been wanting to go there for years!

what does this have to do with donult trumk?

ahhh... this is why my peanut butter is so crunchy!

This video is the reason why so many jars of peanut butters wear wasted

peanut butter now known as "food paste"

How do you do it

They forgot the warning to not mix jelly or it will create a nuclear reaction and explode.

you can actually grow diamonds from diamonds (research it if you don't believe me, carbon is used in the process of this)

Can i do it from watermelon peel ??!!! plz answer.

so diamonds are edibl. good job Siri !

that's crazy I was eating peanut butter yesterday