Edit: I probably won't continue this run (though I might start it over to do in honour mode) I’m doing an experiment which is why I left ~70 comments before posting this video… If you’re watching with your phone, check out the Timed Comment section! No idea if people will like seeing little notes while they watch, but thought I’d give it a try!
@burritoinspace.11 ай бұрын
Hey! It's cool and all but, speaking for myself, I use landscape mode when watching videos on youtube abd the timed comments don't pop up.
@Fracture.Gaming11 ай бұрын
@@burritoinspace. you can still use it, there’s a button to open the comment section. But the video is so small, it probably makes for a bad viewing experience 😅
@andrewdavis20010 ай бұрын
Huh didn't even know thats a thing. Desktop watcher for me
@Minimoz10 ай бұрын
Fracture have you though about beating BG3 as Abserd ( one lv in each class ) could be an interesting challenge.
@Fracture.Gaming10 ай бұрын
@@Minimoz I have! I'm working on a different challenge right now, but I was considering doing that next. I already have the class pick order (rough draft) planned out in a word document, lol
@thespiffingbrit11 ай бұрын
Sometimes I have nightmares where I am unsure if you can beat baldurs gate with a salami. But I can rest easy knowing finally, someone is solving the cutting edge of science
@AnonymousUsername11 ай бұрын
Ayo big fan
@randomperson837511 ай бұрын
Such is to be expected from a perfectly balanced game with no exploits. Truly there is nothing that can't be accomplished in this game.
@MorganaEvelyn11 ай бұрын
Based Spiff. I can also rest easy knowing this fact
@dogwithsunglasses405111 ай бұрын
Hey im drinking Tea right now
@user-oh9pj2wo4g11 ай бұрын
You can, i´ve done it on my Durge
@MultiZernez11 ай бұрын
“Pact bound salami” is something I wasn’t expecting to hear today
@TimZandbergen11 ай бұрын
Imagine being the omniponent deity blessing a mortal with a fragment of your power.... only to have him bind a salami to his soul.
@quint3ssent1aАй бұрын
Divine smite with salami. Now that's something.
@elijahh222011 ай бұрын
4:28 "My paladin, Astarion, can use Divine Smite with his salami, giving him extra damage." That sure is a sentence!
@brieoshiro10 ай бұрын
Making him a paladin is hilarious to me for some reason
@_pure101911 ай бұрын
but shadow heart doesn't nessesarily disapprove evil. she is one of the few character that you can play evil with alongside astarion, minthara, and to some extent leazel.
@turtlecat46510 ай бұрын
massive stretch to say you can play her evil, sure her goddess is evil but almost nothing evil you can do is approved of with her
@_pure101910 ай бұрын
@@turtlecat465 well she like avoiding conflict and she care about children, so as long as the evil is not just murder hobo evil she is fine with it. She might not be actually ok with it but her teaching tell her otherwise.
@_pure101910 ай бұрын
@@turtlecat465 i don't think shadowheart careabout druid grove as far as i remember.
@Peytoneileen9 ай бұрын
I feel like Gale can be morally gray as well, especially considering his (maybe spoiler?) desire for power
@_pure10199 ай бұрын
@@Peytoneileen well he never really turn bad, i think that is a bit of a stretch. Just a tiny one. The only one he opposing by that is mystra and only because he feel like he can do better.
@FernandoCuadro9 ай бұрын
"salami damage output", i hope i hear that phrase once again in my life.
@Scattaminkey6 ай бұрын
Missed opportunity to have a barbarian named Coldcuts the Salamarian.
@Erkaan1211 ай бұрын
Also, Larian really needs to put in spiritual weapon: salami
@Fracture.Gaming11 ай бұрын
I’m so in for this
@heatherlentz577 ай бұрын
Not the “very important business at camp” after killing the tieflings lmao
@stevenmcclary53411 ай бұрын
The lack of emphasis on Delilah’s name nearly made me spit out my salami when I saw it written down.
@Fracture.Gaming11 ай бұрын
She was born to complete this challenge. Deli meat gives her power.
@Fracture.Gaming11 ай бұрын
4:05 moonbeam op
@Fracture.Gaming11 ай бұрын
15:09 Turns out having the right damage type is a big deal, RIP Grym
@Fracture.Gaming11 ай бұрын
4:29 Salami smite op
@Fracture.Gaming11 ай бұрын
1:13 Bathe in the Meat Chunks
@Fracture.Gaming11 ай бұрын
14:15 That quake hurt
@mr.bobdabbalina12469 ай бұрын
"Bind salami as my pact weapon", things i didnt think i would ever hear.
@ashsuna77749 ай бұрын
"My paladin, Astarion" hit me like a truck given his opinion of being a good person xD
@Fracture.Gaming11 ай бұрын
5:50 Revenge achieved.
@Fracture.Gaming11 ай бұрын
7:06 Treasure Trove of MEAT
@Fracture.Gaming11 ай бұрын
2:33 I wish there were more dipping sauces than just Poison and Fire. Oils are cool though and there's a lot of them.
@Fracture.Gaming11 ай бұрын
18:52 mimic cinematics are cool
@wolfe20410 ай бұрын
That forge hammer is definitely using some sort of piston. I'd say gravity is only things that use fall damage in its calculation, like throwing, pushing, and that monk skill that uses fall damage to decide our extra damage.
@Fracture.Gaming11 ай бұрын
6:10 RNGesus take the wheel
@Fracture.Gaming11 ай бұрын
4:16 goblins putting out big time
@Fracture.Gaming11 ай бұрын
1:46 Emotional Damage
@Fracture.Gaming11 ай бұрын
20:34 critical hit smites are so satisfying
@lax958610 ай бұрын
"Salami is back on the menu! "-Orcs Probably
@Fracture.Gaming11 ай бұрын
3:13 Zevlor giving it his all
@ARIGATOUIKKEIKE2 ай бұрын
Honestly, I don’t think the forge hammer uses gravity. It likely uses pressure through some of the pipes to push it down so quickly.
@Fracture.Gaming11 ай бұрын
2:46 sad, pushing attack failed to push...
@Fracture.Gaming11 ай бұрын
0:10 I have to leave a ton of comments to make youtube show the timed comment section. They're gonna be awful.
@dreamerofthorns6 ай бұрын
Your efforts have not gone to waste
@Fracture.Gaming11 ай бұрын
2:03 Wheel
@Fracture.Gaming11 ай бұрын
8:49 I just never feel like finishing the word Horr-
@tarvod485511 ай бұрын
why are you spamming comments on your own video
@Fracture.Gaming11 ай бұрын
@@tarvod4855 see pinned comment
@Fracture.Gaming11 ай бұрын
8:01 my brand is up here...
@Fracture.Gaming11 ай бұрын
5:10 Deli-lah so screwed.
@Fracture.Gaming11 ай бұрын
3:48 big warlock
@bradysheehan71175 ай бұрын
Finally someone did this challenge. I noticed that salami was a weapon early on and I wanted someone to do it
@TheNemkris11 ай бұрын
Shadowheart is pretty evil, she would approve most of your decisions.
@Fracture.Gaming11 ай бұрын
16:06 Salami: Stronger than Stone
@Fracture.Gaming11 ай бұрын
6:44 It's business time.
@Fracture.Gaming11 ай бұрын
4:52 What were you doing with your meat in the darkness...
@Fracture.Gaming11 ай бұрын
0:25 Hello phone friends, I've left timestamped comments that have behind the scenes info or bad, possibly awful jokes...
@Fracture.Gaming11 ай бұрын
14:49 tails never fails
@Erkaan1211 ай бұрын
I love that you're using bulette like that's its name (like William or sth) :D
@Fracture.Gaming11 ай бұрын
Haha it’s the easiest way to talk about it. I also just realized I didn’t even end up killing Bulette…
@charlesbryson744311 ай бұрын
That hammer likely uses pneumatics instead of gravity!
@Fracture.Gaming11 ай бұрын
Haha I wasn’t sure so I played it safe for the challenge, but that’s cool to know! I thought it was maybe a mechanism to lift it up, then drop it.
@Fracture.Gaming11 ай бұрын
11:27 no hammer time
@Fracture.Gaming11 ай бұрын
16:46 Fighter putting in work this fight.
@undeadman76767 ай бұрын
Hitting people with salami is funny. 4 of the most canonically powerful beings in the realms walking into a legendary forge, utilizing their most potent spells, not to do damage, but to supplement their relentless barrage of meat slaps against the forge's eternal and otherwise invulnerable golem guardian... That's comedy.
@Fracture.Gaming11 ай бұрын
6:18 How the turn tables
@Fracture.Gaming11 ай бұрын
21:02 we've got you surrounded
@Fracture.Gaming11 ай бұрын
15:27 no boots for you.
@cole44511 ай бұрын
You can make the Nere / Duergar fight much easier by talking with Elder Brithvar and cutting a deal with him beforehand. You can convince him and his buddies to mutiny against Nere for a share of his gold. When you confront Nere, Brithvar rebels and you can choose to join the mutiny or turn on Brithvar. Either way you will only be fighting half the Duergar during the fight.
@Fracture.Gaming11 ай бұрын
20:18 Lotions and Potions Galore
@Fracture.Gaming11 ай бұрын
10:58 lvl 5 power spike
@Fracture.Gaming11 ай бұрын
9:30 tavern brawler op
@taylerdarlas158911 ай бұрын
mr man i was extreamly invested in the "but you gave 4 warlocks" series and no update it makes me cry ;'''(
@Fracture.Gaming11 ай бұрын
:( I’ll get back to it, life is just busy right now and the roleplay style videos are harder to make than a challenge run. When I have more time & energy I’ll continue the roleplay series.
@nathanielmarks17546 ай бұрын
Love your videos, they are hilarious! Thanks for uploading!
@Fracture.Gaming11 ай бұрын
3:24 Has anyone tried to pick up those barrels with goblins inside? Would be cool if you could toss a few of them in some other fight for the chaos...
@Zwiebelpanzer11 ай бұрын
I dont know about the goblins but in the monastery before the githyanki creche you can pick up winebarrels with kobolds inside , and they stay inside them until you break them , so you can keep a little kobold pet for other fights
@Fracture.Gaming11 ай бұрын
@@Zwiebelpanzer I love it. I love it so much and I want one.
@daviddavidsson624310 ай бұрын
@@Zwiebelpanzeralso those special barrels have a weight of 10 instead of the normal 40
@noone-ld7pt10 ай бұрын
"So I can dual wield salami effectively!" - Fracture Probably one of my favourite quotes in all recorded human history.
@Fracture.Gaming11 ай бұрын
12:27 stackin buffs
@Fracture.Gaming11 ай бұрын
7:34 so much damage, so satisfying
@brubels79058 ай бұрын
We need throwable carrots with telepathy. Then we can become the mighty vegimancer
@Janosevic8011 ай бұрын
Warlock: Pact of Salami
@Fracture.Gaming11 ай бұрын
“When landing a critical strike, a portal will open, dumping meat of all kinds on the target, knocking them prone”
@ryrysmom200411 ай бұрын
You can add to the wheel that you must use 1 salami per person
@Fracture.Gaming11 ай бұрын
9:40 I forgot to add some commentary about Filro
@Fracture.Gaming11 ай бұрын
21:18 I had to do this fight twice because I forgot I was supposed to be silenced and divine smited immediately on my first try...
@Fracture.Gaming11 ай бұрын
1:25 that goblin on the right is gonna die for sure
@MRthe50caldude111 ай бұрын
Amazing video fracture
@Fracture.Gaming11 ай бұрын
10:34 missmissmissmissmissmissmiss
@jameswoolard31219 ай бұрын
yeah let's just say that even on normal the Ai of the NPC can sometimes surprise the hell out of ya real quick. at moonrise i had three zealots that decided to be the most well thought out moves i saw that playthrough. one dash to my MC's backside shoves me outside the tower, 2 buffs the third than throws a singularity grenade that pulls me onto the bridge, last Zealot walks up to my side then shoves my MC off the bridge into the chasm. now i'm down one character and ever one of Z'rell's spells disabled my other characters leaving them open to a beatdown.
@AnonYmous-ci7ey5 ай бұрын
Salami pact weapon is CRAZY 😭
@Fracture.Gaming11 ай бұрын
20:53 How the turn tables have turned.
@Fracture.Gaming11 ай бұрын
18:00 triangle of death
@MorganaEvelyn11 ай бұрын
Oh the only salami I'm packing is Salami C in character creation 😊 lovely video Fracture always love your editing and voice overs
@Fracture.Gaming11 ай бұрын
16:34 warlock concentration broken :(
@point-five-oh62497 ай бұрын
The other thing about Grym is that you can use gravity to deal massive damage to it. Being unable to use gravity means that you couldn't park your tavern brawler with the salami at the top of the arena to chuck salamis. Since gravity deals bludgeoning damage, Grym takes double while heated. Literally because of gravity, I was able to 1-turn grym on my playthrough. I just had 2 of my characters, an Eldritch Knight and Karlach as a berserker with tavern brawler, simply throw hammers and Karlach used the pike while I had the other two down below. One to activate the lava, and the other used reverberation to trip him up. Even though it's resistant to Thunder, it's not immune so Reverberation was perfect for Gale to gatling gun magic missile to maybe trip it in the lava, and Grym wastes the round by trying to get back up.
@Fracture.Gaming11 ай бұрын
17:43 F8
@Fracture.Gaming11 ай бұрын
12:44 As long as Grym doesn't get a crit this fight is GGEZ
@Fracture.Gaming11 ай бұрын
15:48 Shoulda failed the Salami challenge to throw the gnome. Woulda been worth
@mim900010 ай бұрын
Finally catching up on your vids- sorry, I only got bg3 recently and didn't want spoilers. Another great vid! ❤
@Fracture.Gaming11 ай бұрын
13:24 ggez
@Fracture.Gaming11 ай бұрын
18:12 I'll come back for youuuu
@Tobbzn11 ай бұрын
My favorite prep for the Nere fight is to have a bard playing songs by the lava ledge and just pushing everyone in while their backs are turned. You basically don't have to fight anyone in that room.
@paul_wiggin8 ай бұрын
So basically THE best tactics would be to meke party of 2-3 monk/barbarians with unarmed attacks Full STR/DEX so you have almost full potential in every fight you encounter.
@Fracture.Gaming11 ай бұрын
0:51 meat pounding incoming
@Fracture.Gaming11 ай бұрын
13:04 time to slap it out
@vortexlash11 ай бұрын
Sometimes I question Fracture's sanity...
@Fracture.Gaming11 ай бұрын
Don’t talk about Fracture that way
@vortexlash11 ай бұрын
@@Fracture.GamingI'm a big fan since the "backpack incident" 😏
@Fracture.Gaming11 ай бұрын
13:45 huge heal
@fitmcdeezy877810 ай бұрын
That’s a lot of meat swinging goin on. Well done
@0ForsakenWanderer011 ай бұрын
1 bloak on each side of Shadowheart as she takes their salami repeatedly, I think I saw this R34 before
@UnexistingChannel10 ай бұрын
Wenches shall be pact bound to mi salami -the guy who invented marriage, probably
@Fracture.Gaming11 ай бұрын
9:15 Astarion isn't getting lucky anymore once Minthara is around tho...
@Fracture.Gaming11 ай бұрын
0:35 Leave your own comments too! Highly 'Liked' comments are more likely to get put in the feed for other people to enjoy!!
@Fracture.Gaming11 ай бұрын
17:04 Nere sucks.
@Fracture.Gaming11 ай бұрын
18:27 I wish the AI was better at dealing with Darkness and Fog Cloud. Sometimes they just stand around doing nothing...
@tintim8511 ай бұрын
I understand not going with dark urge because of all the boons you can get, but it would have fit the evilness of the run.
@Fracture.Gaming11 ай бұрын
Yeah, honestly that cloak woulda been nice to have
@Fracture.Gaming11 ай бұрын
5:27 bad player alert
@Fracture.Gaming11 ай бұрын
9:55 slapslapslapslapslap
@Fracture.Gaming11 ай бұрын
10:15 I'm disappointed in myself for not going for a Pushing attack off the cliff
@DopeChair910 ай бұрын
Idk to me the craziest part of the vid is paladin astarian