Edit: I probably won't continue this run (though I might start it over to do in honour mode) I’m doing an experiment which is why I left ~70 comments before posting this video… If you’re watching with your phone, check out the Timed Comment section! No idea if people will like seeing little notes while they watch, but thought I’d give it a try!

Sometimes I have nightmares where I am unsure if you can beat baldurs gate with a salami. But I can rest easy knowing finally, someone is solving the cutting edge of science

“Pact bound salami” is something I wasn’t expecting to hear today

4:28 "My paladin, Astarion, can use Divine Smite with his salami, giving him extra damage." That sure is a sentence!

but shadow heart doesn't nessesarily disapprove evil. she is one of the few character that you can play evil with alongside astarion, minthara, and to some extent leazel.

"salami damage output", i hope i hear that phrase once again in my life.

Missed opportunity to have a barbarian named Coldcuts the Salamarian.

Also, Larian really needs to put in spiritual weapon: salami

Not the “very important business at camp” after killing the tieflings lmao

The lack of emphasis on Delilah’s name nearly made me spit out my salami when I saw it written down.

4:05 moonbeam op

15:09 Turns out having the right damage type is a big deal, RIP Grym

4:29 Salami smite op

1:13 Bathe in the Meat Chunks

14:15 That quake hurt

"Bind salami as my pact weapon", things i didnt think i would ever hear.

"My paladin, Astarion" hit me like a truck given his opinion of being a good person xD

5:50 Revenge achieved.

7:06 Treasure Trove of MEAT

2:33 I wish there were more dipping sauces than just Poison and Fire. Oils are cool though and there's a lot of them.

18:52 mimic cinematics are cool

That forge hammer is definitely using some sort of piston. I'd say gravity is only things that use fall damage in its calculation, like throwing, pushing, and that monk skill that uses fall damage to decide our extra damage.

6:10 RNGesus take the wheel

4:16 goblins putting out big time

1:46 Emotional Damage

20:34 critical hit smites are so satisfying

"Salami is back on the menu! "-Orcs Probably

3:13 Zevlor giving it his all

Honestly, I don’t think the forge hammer uses gravity. It likely uses pressure through some of the pipes to push it down so quickly.

2:46 sad, pushing attack failed to push...

0:10 I have to leave a ton of comments to make youtube show the timed comment section. They're gonna be awful.

2:03 Wheel

8:49 I just never feel like finishing the word Horr-

8:01 my brand is up here...

5:10 Deli-lah so screwed.

3:48 big warlock

Finally someone did this challenge. I noticed that salami was a weapon early on and I wanted someone to do it

Shadowheart is pretty evil, she would approve most of your decisions.

16:06 Salami: Stronger than Stone

6:44 It's business time.

4:52 What were you doing with your meat in the darkness...

0:25 Hello phone friends, I've left timestamped comments that have behind the scenes info or bad, possibly awful jokes...

14:49 tails never fails

I love that you're using bulette like that's its name (like William or sth) :D

That hammer likely uses pneumatics instead of gravity!

11:27 no hammer time

16:46 Fighter putting in work this fight.

Hitting people with salami is funny. 4 of the most canonically powerful beings in the realms walking into a legendary forge, utilizing their most potent spells, not to do damage, but to supplement their relentless barrage of meat slaps against the forge's eternal and otherwise invulnerable golem guardian... That's comedy.

6:18 How the turn tables

21:02 we've got you surrounded

15:27 no boots for you.

You can make the Nere / Duergar fight much easier by talking with Elder Brithvar and cutting a deal with him beforehand. You can convince him and his buddies to mutiny against Nere for a share of his gold. When you confront Nere, Brithvar rebels and you can choose to join the mutiny or turn on Brithvar. Either way you will only be fighting half the Duergar during the fight.

20:18 Lotions and Potions Galore

10:58 lvl 5 power spike

9:30 tavern brawler op

mr man i was extreamly invested in the "but you gave 4 warlocks" series and no update it makes me cry ;'''(

Love your videos, they are hilarious! Thanks for uploading!

3:24 Has anyone tried to pick up those barrels with goblins inside? Would be cool if you could toss a few of them in some other fight for the chaos...

"So I can dual wield salami effectively!" - Fracture Probably one of my favourite quotes in all recorded human history.

12:27 stackin buffs

7:34 so much damage, so satisfying

We need throwable carrots with telepathy. Then we can become the mighty vegimancer

Warlock: Pact of Salami

You can add to the wheel that you must use 1 salami per person

9:40 I forgot to add some commentary about Filro

21:18 I had to do this fight twice because I forgot I was supposed to be silenced and divine smited immediately on my first try...

1:25 that goblin on the right is gonna die for sure

Amazing video fracture

10:34 missmissmissmissmissmissmiss

yeah let's just say that even on normal the Ai of the NPC can sometimes surprise the hell out of ya real quick. at moonrise i had three zealots that decided to be the most well thought out moves i saw that playthrough. one dash to my MC's backside shoves me outside the tower, 2 buffs the third than throws a singularity grenade that pulls me onto the bridge, last Zealot walks up to my side then shoves my MC off the bridge into the chasm. now i'm down one character and ever one of Z'rell's spells disabled my other characters leaving them open to a beatdown.

Salami pact weapon is CRAZY 😭

20:53 How the turn tables have turned.

18:00 triangle of death

Oh the only salami I'm packing is Salami C in character creation 😊 lovely video Fracture always love your editing and voice overs

16:34 warlock concentration broken :(

The other thing about Grym is that you can use gravity to deal massive damage to it. Being unable to use gravity means that you couldn't park your tavern brawler with the salami at the top of the arena to chuck salamis. Since gravity deals bludgeoning damage, Grym takes double while heated. Literally because of gravity, I was able to 1-turn grym on my playthrough. I just had 2 of my characters, an Eldritch Knight and Karlach as a berserker with tavern brawler, simply throw hammers and Karlach used the pike while I had the other two down below. One to activate the lava, and the other used reverberation to trip him up. Even though it's resistant to Thunder, it's not immune so Reverberation was perfect for Gale to gatling gun magic missile to maybe trip it in the lava, and Grym wastes the round by trying to get back up.

17:43 F8

12:44 As long as Grym doesn't get a crit this fight is GGEZ

15:48 Shoulda failed the Salami challenge to throw the gnome. Woulda been worth

Finally catching up on your vids- sorry, I only got bg3 recently and didn't want spoilers. Another great vid! ❤

13:24 ggez

18:12 I'll come back for youuuu

My favorite prep for the Nere fight is to have a bard playing songs by the lava ledge and just pushing everyone in while their backs are turned. You basically don't have to fight anyone in that room.

So basically THE best tactics would be to meke party of 2-3 monk/barbarians with unarmed attacks Full STR/DEX so you have almost full potential in every fight you encounter.

0:51 meat pounding incoming

13:04 time to slap it out

Sometimes I question Fracture's sanity...

13:45 huge heal

That’s a lot of meat swinging goin on. Well done

1 bloak on each side of Shadowheart as she takes their salami repeatedly, I think I saw this R34 before

Wenches shall be pact bound to mi salami -the guy who invented marriage, probably

9:15 Astarion isn't getting lucky anymore once Minthara is around tho...

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17:04 Nere sucks.

18:27 I wish the AI was better at dealing with Darkness and Fog Cloud. Sometimes they just stand around doing nothing...

I understand not going with dark urge because of all the boons you can get, but it would have fit the evilness of the run.

5:27 bad player alert

9:55 slapslapslapslapslap

10:15 I'm disappointed in myself for not going for a Pushing attack off the cliff

Idk to me the craziest part of the vid is paladin astarian