only charborg will make fun of the game for oversimplifying then immediately do the wrong thing despite the game telling him what to do.

"Do they think i'm a toddler" And then you gave them almost 30 minutes of video evidence of why they would think yes

Charborg cutting a slice off the cheese block only to take the bigger piece is the equivalent of cartoon characters cutting a slice of cake just to take the cake entirely

love how he filleted the carp somewhat nicely, then proceeds to leave the fillets behind and use the middle

Charborg isn't actually in the apocalypse, this is just what news sites mean when they talk about Nevada-style BBQ.

this guy seems like the type of guy to stream almost daily at 6pm CST

Nothing is funnier than a chef gagging at the food they’re making.

Gets mad at game for treating him like a toddler Proceeds to display the reading comprehension of a toddler

When an apocalypse does happen and Charborg will have to feed himself, I will fear for his survival lmao

I felt so much pain when he knocked over the soup pot.

your burger looks like what spongebob gave the health inspector 💀💀

pickle soup recipe: place 1.5 kgs of pickles in a pot add 2.1l of mustard heat it to a boil while mixing blend the pickles chop some more pickles, place into a container and add 1 l of milk place the milk pickles in a baking tray put the bake tray in the oven and in case of milk loss add a full carton after they are done baking place the pickles in the soup definetly don't drop it serve hot enjoy!

You're living in the apocalypse. Things have been tough since radscorpions ate your entire family, but you're hanging in there. Today you came across a restaurant still operating. You're ecstatic! Finally you can eat something other than canned prunes! You sit down, eagerly awaiting your survivalist kebab and potato, mushroom soup. From the kitchen you hear screams and strange yells, what is this "chat room" he keeps talking about? Clearly the apocalypse must have taken a toll on the chef's psyche, poor fella. Finally the food is served. You're pretty sure the kebab has more sauce than meat and the soup looks like swamp water. What's your review?

"That looks so gross!" My brother in christ, you cooked the food yourself

Mustard on da pickle, second funniest shit I've ever seen regarding pickles

fun fact; pickle soup does actually exist and its a dish that's well liked in eastern europe, particularly poland where im from. lots of people think our food's outrageous though. have fun with that information

"We've got a problem: they want me to do the recipe correct" - A chef

“I’m going to make a filet” discards filets and uses the bones😂

This game was made for streamers in the sense that the controls and physics are so bad that they’re only enjoyable when watching someone else struggle with them.

7:50 I was already chuckling at you fucking around with the blender thing, but then when you somehow managed to ruin the entire meal by doing it I nearly spit out my coffee

I imagine this is what Charborgs kitchen IRL looks like, bbq sauce and cactus oil stains everywhere

I have never, ever in my life laughed as hard as I have watching you do ABSOLUTELY everything wrong possible and watching everything possible go wrong for you. Holy shit that was an awesome experience to behold.

>goes to make burger >makes Steak and Shake burger

There might be something wrong with me, this actually made me hungry

I just like to imagine a real person putting cut, baked pickles into a pot full of mustard by hand and every couple of pickles *aggressively* placing down the pot on top of the pickles

Good to know the Stanley Parable Adventure Line is still getting work these days.

Seems like this would be a prime candidate for a vr game

This is the first time Charborg has actually made me feel secondhand embarrassment . Thanks!!!!

Charborg: "Why is there so much shit on my screen?" Meaning he acknowledges the boxes of information and knows that they're there. Also Charborg: *Doesn't read them.*

This guy just invented "rassolnik".

Pickle soup in a mustard broth... I can feel my lips puckering at the thought of that sour stew

the pickle soup literally had the same energy as the cooking skits by tim and eric

that is the kind of knife you find in an old shack in an abandoned village in a horror game next to a pile of mystery meat

"Is this cooked? ....I really can't tell if this is cooked." -*The Chef*

Charborg: "Pickle soup bad, lol" Polish people: d ; - ; b

Pickle soup is actually a soup here in Lithuania (probably other eastern European countries too), it's one of my favorite soups, though obviously it's not just pickles in mustard :D

I don't know what you're talking about man, but pickle soup sounds pretty good

LMAO HOW DID YOU BREAK ALL THE CACTUS OILS

The ability to not read the instructions make me doubt his abilities with a cook book, so I guess he lives off takeout?

You can mix brown sugar and mustard into a paste and coat a slice of spam with it and fry it in a pan. It's actually pretty good.

Complains about games that hold your hand in regards to gameplay, literally needs his hand held through the first 10 mins

In Poland... Pickle soup is god tier food.

This is why the this game needs a green line

I swear It sounds like he's genuinely throwing up on himself most of the time. Almost too realistic with the noises

14:44 ah the classic charborg outro performed live

bro dont make fun of pickle soup. its delicious

I can't believe pickle soup is indeed a real food that exists in our reality. Bet it's good too

Sometimes, our boy charborg does crack. He cooks it in his kitchen. We still love him.

but why did he cook the middle piece of the fish

pickle soup is actually delicious lol.

Can’t believe he likes spam, it’s so good yet people give it crap because it’s not what they normally eat

19:42 “MUSTARD” **fills burger bowl with mustard** “W H Y”

1:35 and I love you too Charborg! Thank you for making my day!

Imagine being an inspector for this restaurant

The funny thing is that the pickle soup is a normal meal in poland

this is stressing me out fr 😂😂

charborg has got to be one of the funniest people I don't know.

in poland we actually eat pickle soup man. its called "ogórkowa". and its yummy.

Looks delicious. Mhmm, so good and tasty. Very delectable.

my guy ACTUALLY managed to slice the carp into a fillet and then proceeded to take the section of the fish with all the bones in it and leave the two fillets he cut off

That soup was like 10% chicken soup and 50% barbecue sauce

the pickle soup reminded me that i would drink the water in the pickle jar as a kid... worth it

My man actually said "millimeters" when referring to liquid. This is why I love your content.

Fun fact: Pickle soup is actually a real thing originating from australia.

I’ve recently been eating spam like every other day. Hickory spam fry it’s crispy then mix some soy and a lot of sugar together and pour it on the spam and then keep flipping them until the sauce thickens and lay it on top of a bed of sticky rice and a runny egg pour a little sauce over top of it all and boy it’s SLAPS

When he clicked his tongue at 20:09 I felt that resonate with me. All that work you put in and it doesn't turn out the way you want.

You forgot the key thing about the pickle soup The mustard

"Does this game think I'm a toddler?" **Literally does not read more than one word of each instruction**

We have a pickle soup in Poland and this is one of my favorite dishes

I wanna see Charborg do an actual cooking video

Gordon Ramsey been really silent since this came out

Holy shit, gotta say even as a German my face was puckering up seeing that pickel soup knowing how sour its going to be

This video made me cry laughing

If I were to try any of his creations I would choose the pickle soup lol

me: oh wow they have a special charborg line. thats nice charborg: "what, do you think im a toddler?" *proceeds to smash his face in with the fridge door*

"That wasn't so bad" - Charborg 2022 (Seconds before disaster)

I checked out the stream and I enjoyed it I recommend you go to check out his twitch

Ima try the famous CHRBRG recipe for pickle soup in a post apocalyptic world

this video is a legitimate fever dream

I don't remember all those dishes looking so foul... And I don't think I've ever seen anyone softlock that tutorial... You sir, have impressed me.

I like how the first thing I see in the intro were radioactive pickles in a pot

I unironically love pickle soup

antojitos de media noche🥰

Omg, i didn't know that this game had a "post-apocalypse" DLC! :D now i GOTTA play it!

"I'm thirsty." [6:54] "Refreshing!"

1:34 that snicker sounded like a can of soda being opened

i love this guy

gotta love the pickle wiggler. It's the cousin of the pear wiggler

pickle soup is actually a legitimate meal in poland and it SLAPS

Best thing is that pickle soup exists

Pickle soup literally exists and it doesn't sound like it but it tastes fking delicious.

This pickle soup be bussin bussin.

"Does this game think a I'm a toddler??" Proceeds to toddle.

26:58 "I'm going to ruin the soup." Uhhh, the pickle and milk soup?

tried the pickle soup, u own me 20 bucks and a kitchen now

''i like a little spice'' proceeds to put 8 jallapenos on his burger

This looks like a fun game

Ogórkowa, jem ze smakiem, ty jesz rosół, jesteś rakiem.

There is actually a pickle soup. Its from poland and its named "Ogórkowa"

looks just like an episode of ordinary sausage