MCD: Put two creepers in a boat with a nice sunset and flowers. (Make a scene for them)

When the Teacher makes you sit with the bully

McD: Make an army of vindicators, call them all "Johnny" and make them defeat a wither.

4:58 the slime was dancin' lel

8:54 that pillager had piercing on his crossbow, so it went through the shield

"I'm not stupid I'm just slow".. relatable

Pillager: "You called me stupid" Villager: "But you are stupid, you ate a piece of stone" Pillager: " I know i'm stupid but you can't go and call me that, that 's the reason I left the village" *A few moments later there was a murder and the pillager had left the village with a piece of their stone, till we meet again on Villager News*

Pillager's bow: *breaks* Pillager: well guess I'm a friendly mob now

this man can makes villagers seem like normal in game characters

McD: Try to get a villager to the End. To make it more hardcore: do it with a pillager if you want, lol.

McD: Make an enderman enjoy water

I used this to try and make a peaceful pillager, but, unfortunately, I have bedrock so his crossbow wouldn't break. So now he lives in the basement of my treehouse with my drowned named Ben. I named the pillager Peter after your pillager. Sometimes he's nice and sometimes he shoots arrows at me.

Hans: WHO ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE!!! Peter: I was forced here against my will and my only crossbow broke. Why are you even scared of me.

McD get the "how did we get here" advancement where you have every effect applied at once

2:52 Probably the best editing ever

“I get scared so easily, it’s not even funny.” My guy, I literally got scared by an *enchantment table* once.

McD: trap a creeper in a box and put a lot of cats in the box

McD: make a zoo with every mob that you can contain (including wither) .

3:44 WHERE'D YOU GO WHERE'D YE COME FROM ENDEREYE JOE

This guy is so underrated he actually funny n makes great content...

Enderman: Hello there Also Enderman 5 Nano Seconds later: *REEEEEEEEEE*

*McD:* Not only build an Enderman-proof house in the End, but make the house a survivable base where you wouldn't need to leave the End.

Me in math class: “I am not stupid I’m just slow”. My teacher: 👁👄👁

8:50 The pillager's crossbow probably had the piercing enchantment, meaning the arrow went straight through your shield.

The pillager that was cheating had piercing on his crossbow

Teakay: “How do all these spiders spawn on a tiny island?” Me, a animal crossing addict: “it’s tarantula island.”

McD: Make villagers vote for the best ideas from the comments using diferent coler beds for each option

Hans: OMG PETER I HATE U literally 2 minutes later: Hans: oh Peter ur my best friend

McD: “That’s a weird place to put a whale” Capture a guardian or elder guardian and put it in a glass box in the sky

McD: Transform the pillager outpost into an office building

5:00 haha 😂 I liked that so much

12:44 I'm shook 👁👄👁

To be honest you are one of the most underrated minecraft youtubers. I'm so glad i found you

"I'm just gonna mine off-camera for a little bit." Comes back with full netherite gear, defeated the dragon, explored the end islands, created a mob farm for each mob, drained an ocean monument, got married, had kids, has retired.

2:52 can't stop laughing

MCD: get a full stack of gun powder in one night

McD: Trade with all the villagers in every village you find Goal is to get 64 emeralds from ONLY trading Edit: Actually maybe 500 (almost 64 blocks) because people in the reply section are not happy with just 64 emeralds Optional Quest: Trade 69 emeralds for items from the villager after the end of the main quest

McD : Make the Netherlands in the Nether while horribly butchering English with a overly exaggerated Dutch accent

Teakay and Tbag are my favorite Dutch youtubers

11:15 teakay sounded like Louis Armstrong and Arnold schwarzenegger

MCD: "Captain Creeper" Capture and nametag a creeper and send him off to sea in a boat (He doesn't have to actually leave the shore, just be in the ocean biome.) Edit: This comment has now broken my number one record for most likes any of my comments has ever got by at least 30 likes.

McD: Make the pillager outpost your house and you have to survive the naturally spawning pillagers in your everyday life.

8:11 me when i find my friend in my minecraft server who ive been looking for the past hours

The pilliger had piercing on his crossbow

McD: *Use every single material you pick up in the time period of at least 15 mins to build a house* Every material you pick up in 15 mins has to be added to your house. But if you want to craft something like logs into planks you can do so but if you want to outsmart me by crafting it into a weapon well, you can’t.

McD: put a pumpkin on all your villlagers, (you can do so with a dispenser) and make a court room, (perferably with quartz) so then you can name all the villagers in the courtroom after the users who wrote the accepted McD suggestions.

The crossbow that the pilager was shooting probably had piercing which is how it went through your sheild

McD Find a mountain similar to Mt Everest. Make or find as many as 1,000,000,000 TNT blocks and carefully detonate them 10,000,000,000 blocks away. When Everest has been completely leveled, find a village and cover it with 1000 TNT blocks. If you are able to do all of this in 5 years, make a really advanced rocket and launch yourself to Alpha Centauri. When the rocket in question lands on Alpha Centauri, try and complete these 6 stages. 1. Find a tree and make a wood house. 2. Mine stone, ores, and obsidian. 3. Go to the nether and complete the wither fight. 4. Go to a stronghold, kill the Ender Dragon, and complete the game. 5. When you do all of that, change your house from wood to emerald/diamond/gold blocks. 6. Go dismantle the rocket and delete the world in its entirety. After that create a new world and collect all the dirt you can find, build a pole to the very very top, and jump off. You'll die when the last stage is over.

MCD: Give a villager the best life ever and then proceed to kill it in the most brutal way ever

McD: make a zoo with all the mobs and animals ( can take more time than 1 episode )

Oh my God, this is perfect. Love it!

4:59 slime : *asserting his dominance*

Villagers:exists* TeaKay:exists* Villagers: *chukles* "im in danger."

MCD: name a creeper "aww man" and make him explode next to diamonds

Alternate Title: *Man puts two A.I in a series of attempts to make complex feelings*

love the sfx

McD: Force villagers to breed constantly till you have 100 or more of them. Then commit a massacre.

Teakay: I’ve got a big ass shield in my hands. Me: I thought this was family friendly and the Pillager probably has an enchanted crossbow with piercing.

8:56 do you see how the crossbow is glowing? It’s enchanted with peircing which can go through anything. :)

Love your vid trying to start my self

9:00 I think he might have had piercing on his crossbow so his arrows went through the shield and hit you,

12:45 hahaha lol that scene "you're a wizard harry,a wizard" with dramatic muzic😂😂😂😂😂😂

That was awesome!!!

Bob ross is proud because everyone needs a friend

McD: Befriend a cat, make a maze, put it in the maze with a creeper, (but you hit the cat to make it go fast, don’t kill it) if the creeper escapes in less than 5 minutes it wins

MCD: Get the Materials for 2 Wither, go to the End, destroy the Crystals and let the 2 Withers fight against the Enderdragon.

MCD : Make Iron Golem and a Zombie best friends.

Amazing!

MCD: make a large wooden ship in the ocean, decorate the indoors with nice living conditions with 2 bedrooms, then take Hans and Peter onto the ship, where they can live out their days together on the luxury yacht

McD: Make a village on the iceberg and populate it with pigs

"Yer a Wizzager Hans." "I'm a what?" "A Wizzager!"

You are amazing!!♥️♥️

McD: "Totally legal" Have Hans kill another villager with a redstone contraption

McD: Make an iron farm, then launch the iron golems that come out using redstone and slime blocks, and then make them plunge to their doom all the way to bedrock where lava kills them and you get the iron. You can remove some parts if you think it's too crazy.

Buzshes. Lmao. Also I subbed! :D

Love your videos bro

Mcd: Make a Pixel art of a Villager that goes to sky limit, (lol inspired by the farm sky limit, :3)

McD defeat the wither with an army of dogs

I get scared more than you xD Anyone who plays Minecraft with me probably knows my screams like the back of their hand.

THIS SO GREAT!!!!!!!!

amazing work bro!!!

Mcd: create a zombie pigman army and make them fight 3 wither inspired by: felix/pewdiepie

YES HANS HES BACK

love your videos

McD: Get a baby Slime with a name so it becomes your Pet! (Baby Slimes are harmless) sorry for my bad english ;)

McD: Make a shrine for villagers out of expensive materials.

You make the best videos! It’s so funny and good!

MCD: You should play an entire episode but you are only aloud to move in a boat

McD: Beat the ender dragon with leather armor and a stone sword. Use eggs as the projectile

McD: Make as many pets as possible and make them all follow you. Don’t let *any* of them die

12:44 you've got a pretty nice update mojang

nicee build man

MCD:make a village with all sorts of protection then trigger a raid

trap a creeper using only cats. good luck. McD

Love your vid btw

Wow you realy done it

Reason the shield didn't work: The pillager had the piercing enchantment on his crossbow

Peter: “You’re a wizard, Harry... A WIZARD!” TeaKay: “But I’m no Harry...”

Keep it up