There is at least one trudtworthy baldman. When the Duke Ulder Ravengard player says they are going to drop exactly 3 nuclear bombs on your family, it happens. Day 28 for a roast.

As a Sefris stan, I feel so called out and so proud at the same time. Thank you sir, my play group are about to tag the s^$& out of me in discord lol

Sefris is a real hidden gem. I thought the dungeons would be a useless gimmick but that deck is too much fun.

You can use venture to move further through the initiative dungeon once you get the initiative as well, which is far stronger than the other 3.

I always have to wonder if he’s actually naming people he plays with, because everything he cites absolutely could’ve happened

“I’m tryna check out those hidden ways” is up there with “I’m tryna join more than forces” as one of the top lines in these videos

I bought the precon initially and disassembled it to make Sen Triplets (which I and everyone else hated). When Baldur's Gate introduced the initiative it really was the missing piece I needed so I made Sefris into an Esper Dragons deck with a dungeon theme and it's one of the most fun decks to play

As much as I don't like Sefris, I do have to give it flavor credit, because they really do make every commander game feel like a slow, irritating dungeon crawl

I still distinctly remember one of the first times I played my Sefris deck (built around the party and dungeon mechanics - no big fat reanimation targets). I chump blocked when someone attacked me, and by the time I finished resolving the resulting tidal wave of dungeon triggers, someone asked me if I was finished with my turn. Bro, we're still in the middle of the damage step - my turn is next.

"-and Olive Garden reservations, Jeremy!" This has the vibe of being spoken of from personal experience, and that makes it ten times funnier to me

I have a Sefris blink-reanimate deck that I only bring out when my opponents are running their more bullshit decks. Basically a pile of infinite loops with counter spells and a couple of spell recursion etb creatures that I trigger again and again to always have a response to my opponents' attempts to put stop me from exploding into a 20 minute play sequence on their turn that ends with me ending them before the Farewell they just cast can resolve.

Serfris is one of my 13 reasons I stg. Regardless, this is month 5 nearing month 6 patiently requesting Titania, Nature’s Force. Sarulf will also do if titania isn’t in the cards

It feels like every single line is another gut punch of pure comedy

Skullbriar, the Walking Grave. My favorite deck because I get to make racecar drifting noises as I slam it from the command zone sideways into someone's face turn 2.

As a sefris player, I can confirm we skip our turn to play 3 of them on the next player's turn

'And Olive Garden reservations [zoomin] Jeremy [zoomout]...' Love the oddball stuff, expertly delivered like all the rest.

As a Sefris player its always fun to watch the despair on your enemys faces when you assemble the sheoldred/it that betrays combo and let no one have anything anymore 😄

This is the most spot on review I've seen. As a Sefris player my goals are typically beyond the table's understanding and often even my own. Whenever it's my turn I'm doing so much janky shit that will ultimately amount to nothing and fizzle out or will drop a nuclear bomb and there is no in-between.

I'm so glad you made one of these for the only deck I've managed to not get bored of and keep together for years now. I love this Rube Goldberg machine so much. I highly recommend playing Fleshbag Marauder tribal. It is the funniest shit in the world and makes your table very upset (my playgroup enjoys this kind of antagonism).

Absolutely! This is my favorite deck and I need to get a button to press that says “at your upkeep” to save my breath

In the words of my friend who had an awesome Sefris deck that could go infinite, "In response, I sacrifice a snake"

I used to have a serious deck, took it apart for parts but it was pretty good. Also 53 days of wanting a Nekusar vid now. Just think, I could die tomorrow and the only thing I wanted was that video. I could die miserable. (Hopefully I don't, but you never know)

got my hopes up for the sedris traitor king video

That Olive Garden line was personnel.

Man, this is perfect. Not only do I play Sefris, but my best friend's name is Jeremy, AND one his favorite restaurants is Olive Garden. This could not hit any closer to home. Well done sir!

Hey maldhound, I’m trying to get my format some momentum It’s a doubleton (2 copies of a card) EDH variant. I call it Idol -Any legendary permanent can be your commander (Idol) - 60 card minimum (you can have more then 60) -No color identity restrictions - 20 life starting My goal for this format is to have the atmosphere of commander, but have the games be faster. I also don’t like dealing with 100 cards I prefer 60. Much easier shuffle and build decks. Sometimes I would like to play more than two games of Magic when I go to my friends house

I loved sefris when she came out. I loved it with “etb venture” and clones to make it so that I would just bring the entire graveyard back every time someone “dealt with the problem” but failed to get rid of the graveyard.

Brother, your wordplay is top-fucking-NOTCH. Take all my up doots and treasure tokens as a reward!

This man has never once missed

The CALLOUTS. My GOD the CALLOUTS. YES.

Hit me up with that Ol' Stinkfingers fit tho

Get Chupacabra'd On is probably the funniest thing you have ever said.

Fantastic video 😆 The energy in this one makes me want to actually request a card for once. If you haven't already, let's see "Xenagos, God of Revels" 😏

You see Mald, *She* ventures into the dungeon once a turn, but *other* people completing the dungeon triggers her, so with Delver's Torch, and the 2 drop deathtouch knight that ventures on every attack, you could venture into the dungeon 90% each turn, triggering her almost every turn

Kresh, the Blood Braided. Need my first commander done at some point.

I lost it at reservations for Olive Garden JEREMY 😂

"Aggressively mediocre" is about the best way to explain Venture into the Dungeon

yo maldhound it was awesome seeing you at magic con

It was at 0:30 that I collapsed into just as many seconds of hysterics, thank you for that incredible joke sequence and delivery.

I'm still excited to possibly see daddy Markov one day! (Or any more vampire commanders, loved elenda)

i quote so many things you say in your videos its so good

I do love my sefris deck. Solar angel plus phantasmal image just runs through the dungeon

Hi, love ur roasts, so accurate. Also, 3rd try asking for Meren of Clan Nel Toth

The minecraft experience farm sent me 😂😂

Yet another day of me asking for Feather, do it you Coward Dog!!

My group now says "oh great here comes graveyard legos" every time I pull out my sefris deck

Hello. Inalla, Archmage Ritualist. That is all. Ty for being a gem in the community, Mald :)

My Sefris deck was based around ETB infinite combos where I’d get something like Radiant Solar, Panharmonicon, Elesh Norn, or a myriad of different dudes and combine them with creatures that entered the dungeon on ETB to make infinite combos and drain my opponents out by infinitely going into the dungeon. Terrible times we’re had.

Sefris is actually a surprisingly potent commander. Just from the precon, all you need is a Panharmonicon for an infinite dungeon combo. Granted, it's a 4-card combo that needs Sefris on the field, but still.

Funny man is right. Dungeon crawling in Magic is very time consuming. Funny man also got pretty horned up at the end. Respect.

I’ve lost count of the days. Zo-Zu the punisher

This commander precon deck has to be one of the most fun I've ever played, and I mostly like building my own commander decks.

Olive Garden reservations? Jeremy did you a solid there.

Graveyard legos for some reason just hit differently

She nuts with initiative

This card has a lot going for it.

Tbf my favorite card is literally condescend specifically so i can look someone dead in the eye and be like "that means im talking down to you"

Waiting for a some feather the redeemed roasting here. Lolol

I literally just played Sefris last night for the first time, and this is WAY too accurate. LOL.

As a Sefris player, I can 100% confirm that I just want to play Graveyard legos and win via collateral damage.

Oh god I had flashbacks of sheoldred, the apocalypse

Funniest thing about that, saying sheoldred, holds up to every version of her

The dungeon mechanic sounded awesome at first but then I realized I am bad at making decisions in a timely manner so I just pick one at the beginning of a game in secret instead. It's usually Tomb of Annihilation, I think it's cool sounding. Also I wish I could make Bahamut work, I know Tiamat can because I watched someone summon Fizban's Treasury at all once on turn five

Perrie the Pulverizer and his plethora of counters you have to put on the board

Dammit, Jeremy.

I feel called out

gosh i still love sefris♥

Hope you havin fun at Vegas Mr.MaldHound

Another really good esper commander is hey get this! Sen triplets! Whens that roast?

people always underestimate dungeon, then Nelson Wheeler walks in and shows the true power of Dungeons and its terrifying

One more time for Prismatic Bridge!

As a Sefris main this makes me incredibly happy. Graveyard legos for the win!

Would love to see Tawnos, Solemn Survivor on here!

Still waiting for a PSA on our chaotic boy, Lord of Tresserhorn

I once again politely ask that you help me past my trauma by roasting the old-school boogie man of Jhoira of the Ghitu.

I love my Sefris deck. I focused on dungeons, and CMC 3 or less. Made a Timit deck without realizing it hahaha. Yes, I used academy manufactor and time sieve. Radiant Solar is a gem. W: discard it, gain 3, venture. 2 dungeon triggers, sometimes 3 if it’s your reanimation target. I made one guy scoop by using ashnod’s altar, sun titan, karmic guide and radiant solar. Talk about speed running Phandelver

This video just made me want to build Sethis because apparently she's not just jank combo 😅

I have a 5-color deck that can complete the initiative dungeon 3 times on the stack. Very fun, but hot damn is it a lot to track.

She reminds me of Cere's appearance in Jedi Survivor. Can also get it.

I feel tomb of annihilation would go so hard with this comander it pushes your game plan while hindering everyone else

Still on the Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker boat

Not to mention, you can venture into dungeons outside of using her ability and get the reanimation, and she has the perfect combo for unlimited dungeon ventures in her colours (blue/black. Says hello to Rooftop Storm Acererak)

Sefris: Let me tell you a story that’s gonna take about three hours.

Sheoldred and Abhorrent Overload make a fun combo. Sheoldred and Gary the ass felt merchant guy is fun too

Would love to see Umbris, Fear Manifest

Next time Jeremy plays Sefris, hes sitting at Olive Garden by himself with his one shot campaign

He should roast tergrid,God of fright next. Btw love your content and it helps me with my decks

Would love for you to do my favorite brudiclad

Graveyard legos?? Sign me up!

Asking for a roast of my favorite baldy commander: kadeena, slinking sorcerer

Got any thoughts about any of the Raised By Giants combos? My personal favorite is Baeloth Barrityl Entertainer. Goading everything with less than 10 power, profiting off their deaths, and then stabbing your friends with your gruul voltron commander damage feels like a true Joker moment.

My best friend bought me the precon for my birthday the year it came out. He has come to regret his decision lmao

Asking again for Vega the Watcher! The control bird who likes casting spells hands-free!

Welp time to start a count for umbris

Well, now I have to start doing the same for my favorite commander. Day 1 of asking for an Eight-and-a-Half-Tails.

Please do Alaundo the Seer and his untap shenanigans!

you sheoldred that sheoldred? well, sheoldred.

Would love to see Kathril, Aspect Warper in one of these.

I once suffered through an agonising long game against Sefris where at the end the player agreed to play a different deck for game two only for a second player to get their Sefris deck out. It was a long evening.

Glissa, the traitor for the next commander. The reason why grave pack was invented.