Trauma therapists are probably one of the most lucrative careers in the otter community.
@shadowscall775810 ай бұрын
Its even more lucrative in Quokka communities. The moms will literally leave the baby behind to escape predators.
@angryotter912910 ай бұрын
It’s true.
@driftingwolf010 ай бұрын
Coyote robber: give me your wallet. Quokka mom: AHHHHHHH! *unlatches baby harness and runs*
@ZGlove.10 ай бұрын
Well that would explain Samurott's Dark type.
@jcgabriel156910 ай бұрын
You mean, being a therapist is an _otter-ly lucrative_ business to them...
@casualmemer77897 ай бұрын
The sheer distress and concern in “All you do is eat the croutons!“ is peak voice acting
@DefinitelyNotAFerret3 ай бұрын
I wonder if there’s a restaurant where you can just order a bowl of croutons
@Atetrigrams2 ай бұрын
@@DefinitelyNotAFerretI bet you could, but..the croutons are nothing without the dressing and at least a piece of lettuce. I’m probably about to make my second salad thanks to this short, smh.
@mrs.shortcakestrawberries2557Ай бұрын
Its salad @@Atetrigrams
@AtetrigramsАй бұрын
@@mrs.shortcakestrawberries2557 indeed.
@rosetyong19 күн бұрын
@@DefinitelyNotAFerretjust buy croutons
@ichidubs52754 ай бұрын
This is why female otters usually remove themselves from other otters until their babies are developed enough to dive and or protect themselves. Usually leave them hidden on land or floating in water
@Ilivedbih2 ай бұрын
That's sad wth male otters are assholes
@rachelhoward1970Ай бұрын
It’s an otter eat otter world out there.
@erickakhan5567Ай бұрын
@@rachelhoward1970 I love this reply 😭
@mythicxd8506Ай бұрын
@@shareeve7597 I had a stroke comprehending whatever tf this means
@danielhidalgo5311Ай бұрын
@Allah_Loves_Forgives_and_Saves and what?
@alexwelts25533 ай бұрын
A group of lobsters is called a risk. I can't believe how often this is correlated to seemingly non aquatic situations.
@wyettastoneАй бұрын
Google says a group of lobsters is called a pod
@alexwelts2553Ай бұрын
@@wyettastone I think it should be called a crustqueasian, or a bisquness, or a pinchfest, but when I looked into it it was called a risk. A risquness would even have been better, than visualizing being eaten by lobsters if the risk was too big.
@alexwelts2553Ай бұрын
@@wyettastone dolphins and whales are pods. Ladybugs are a loveliness. I like things like this, I'll Go get lost on research I think.
@alexwelts2553Ай бұрын
Weird, depending what the group of lobsters is doing, a risk, a pod, a team, a consortium, and a parade.
@DaveYognautАй бұрын
@@alexwelts2553 A CONSORTIUM! 😂
@kristianlicudan998311 ай бұрын
Oh man the kid is such a mood. He's like "yep, another day another ransom. Time to start waddling in the tank, I guess."
@joshuam-vn9rd11 ай бұрын
He has a name its kevin
@mrclueuin10 ай бұрын
😆
@mrclueuin10 ай бұрын
@@joshuam-vn9rd😆😏
@joshuam-vn9rd10 ай бұрын
@mrclueuin it is though there's another short with him in it and he is called Kevin
@Lazer_Specter10 ай бұрын
He's probably friends with the lobsters at this point.
@nordinreecendo51210 ай бұрын
It isn't even the kid's birthday, Michael just really wanted some cake.
@Nitro8910 ай бұрын
I think it was the kids birthday not the dad
@nordinreecendo51210 ай бұрын
@@Nitro89 I never implied it was the dad's birthday.
@OpalLeigh10 ай бұрын
He actually just did the same thing with the waiter and threatened to put the kid under water until they promised to get him cake 🤷🏻♀️
@yenlaj10 ай бұрын
@@Nitro89you have to be a child lmao or illiterate because how did you get that information from that sentence
@tiffanydoug525010 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@sii8311Ай бұрын
otters cuddling is always so cute and calming, and then they turn around and do all kinds of fucked up shit
@SpoopySquid4 күн бұрын
Dolphins: You are like baby. Watch this
@leeknight99574 ай бұрын
I love this so much more because you're making satire of *actual* animal behaviour but dramatizing it with human values. Marvellous, thank you. c:
@Cygnus0lorАй бұрын
Thanks for explaining the entire ideology of the channel. I, as the plebeian that I am could not understand it alone.
@another_autistic_idiotАй бұрын
@@Cygnus0lor and thanks for showing me why people don't directly tell others exactly what they really like about things.
@populuseuphratica8791Ай бұрын
Bro you literally typed the definition of Anthropomorphism.
@leeknight9957Ай бұрын
@@Cygnus0lor Why is it that people like you feel the need to defecate on another's appreciation? Is it some contempt for another person's joy? It's suggestive that you're a miserable c*** and perhaps you should just stfu if you've got nothing nice to say.
@leeknight9957Ай бұрын
@@populuseuphratica8791 Yes, I like using little words so that I'm not misinterpreted by the troglodytes...
@haveagoodday970011 ай бұрын
"MICHAEL YOU DO THIS EVERYTIME" 💀
@fedora_frog10 ай бұрын
Hahahaha
@certified_l0ser10 ай бұрын
lmao
@Golems_wrath10 ай бұрын
What a fantastic woke quote and video. Now give me 1k likes it’s finally time since I deserve it.
@roxas507110 ай бұрын
@@Golems_wrathwhat?
@someguyand...whatever2310 ай бұрын
@@roxas5071 These mfs are just on some bullshittery don't given them attention
@RandomOnePerson11 ай бұрын
The fact that this was the child’s birthday dinner made me bust out laughing
@demongodking668110 ай бұрын
Man this guy almost gave the child otter the bite of 87 treatment
@priestesslucy329910 ай бұрын
I mean... Otters love shellfish. That Lobster was perfect for the kid. Still moving too!
@lollsazz10 ай бұрын
You wouldn't be if you saw this happening in the wild
@wildfire928010 ай бұрын
@@demongodking6681 his name is even Michael
@demongodking66813 ай бұрын
@@wildfire9280 Michael Afton as an adult about to give his son the same treatment he gave his little brother
@myracle97Ай бұрын
The mom putting her face in her palms at the end was hilariously sad. Holding your son for ransom… at his birthday party? 😂😂😂
@purplenicknameАй бұрын
Michael then proceeded to celebrate his incredible victory by cherishing his hard earned fry during the next couple of hours
@anthonycurby460614 күн бұрын
Fact. Bro was just holding it and staring at it lol
@DeTAYL.11 ай бұрын
The kid is so used to it 😂
@twelvecatsinatrenchcoat11 ай бұрын
lol, that's my favorite part. The kid just paddling his feet.
@Devin-hg8cq11 ай бұрын
I mean, he *should* be used to it, he's an otter for crying out loud.
@splitdragon300411 ай бұрын
@@Devin-hg8cq you don’t get use to being drowned. If she doesn’t give the food they actually will kill the baby
@wolfdragon115011 ай бұрын
Thats what i was thinking
@splitdragon300411 ай бұрын
@@jimmyc42x ….. that makes zero sense. The father was drowning the pup to get food. You think otters breathe water?
@GalacticGab8 ай бұрын
The little kicking of his legs, I oddly find that adorable
@lucidwitch97387 ай бұрын
I otterly find that adorable
@FrisibleConfusion6 ай бұрын
@@lucidwitch9738 otterly
@quickstep24085 ай бұрын
its also just a reaction for an otter once their feet are in water haha
@Godoudama5 ай бұрын
@@FrisibleConfusion --> Joke YOU
@Lalitaredwings4 ай бұрын
I find that otterly adorable* ;)
@FlyingProbe13 күн бұрын
I love how the lobsters are reaching out for the kid 😂
@zwinny0408Ай бұрын
Male otters and Male dolphins are the real villains of the ocean.
@joeyboudreaux850428 күн бұрын
Male dolphins have been know to grape female swimmers. They have a bone in their junk, swim suit doesn't stop em.
@CrabSpu27 күн бұрын
@@joeyboudreaux8504 they mostly do that to fish but yeah i guess bring up the most niche and shocking example instead of the thing they actually rape all the time
@play-fool21 күн бұрын
@@joeyboudreaux8504 and each other!!! male otters will also grape otter pups.
@dollyphins21 күн бұрын
@@play-fool most animals will grape each other! male sharks forcefully mate females by holding them down and taking turns mating with her. i’m not sure if it’s all species, but i do remember seeing a video of it happening. it’s important to remember that they are animals, and do not have human morals. there is no concept of r4pe or murder in the animal kingdom.
@dollyphins21 күн бұрын
@@joeyboudreaux8504it’s only considered r4pe to us. animals don’t have any concept of it!
@daspacepope11 ай бұрын
I like how the kid starts to paddle when they get put into the water.
@teasingmarmalade453711 ай бұрын
Me too it's like it's a normal occurrence to him
@jimsmith371511 ай бұрын
Kid is in on the job to get food
@dollydraws11 ай бұрын
Here b4 its too comment :)
@NEWBREAKFAST2111 ай бұрын
@@jimsmith3715 hate to break it to you, the dad isn't gonna share the french fry.
@robisfantasticutube11 ай бұрын
The lobsters start to pinch as he lowers as well.
@AlexRVX810 ай бұрын
Kid: **silently acquires trauma**
@jakeflores462510 ай бұрын
KEVIN PLUSHIE OUT NOWWW
@nonas.288810 ай бұрын
Poor Kevin
@szeth528710 ай бұрын
He got a lobster out of it so it’s fine
@pandaboi55110 ай бұрын
First the 3/8 tool now this
@BreadGuy.10 ай бұрын
nah he's chill like that
@liamalexander68634 ай бұрын
A mother goes through SO MUCH 😂❤❤❤
@markmartinez9272 ай бұрын
I love the lobsters immediate excitement to see the kid in their tank
@mosanso11 ай бұрын
This is basically a core memory from my childhood frame by frame.
@jazmineraymond749511 ай бұрын
You're dad put you in a lobster tank????
@robbinormaza993211 ай бұрын
You had people come up to you and sang happy birthday on your 5th birthday after just being dunked in the lobster tank?
@The-EJ-Factor11 ай бұрын
@@robbinormaza9932Yep, he ate all the croutons too!
@Sing_A_Rebel_Song11 ай бұрын
Are you an otter?
@Asherbird2511 ай бұрын
Are you real?
@Woodlandbish11 ай бұрын
the little leggy flaps he does is so adorable 😭😭😭
@Onnamusic10 ай бұрын
Leg flaps *
@egchama10 ай бұрын
@@Onnamusicleggy flaps*
@SomeBoyHere10 ай бұрын
@@egchamaleg flaps* /j
@noobsquad123610 ай бұрын
@@SomeBoyHereleggy flaps*
@The_Red_Mist54110 ай бұрын
Leg flappys *
@-JesterJam-4 ай бұрын
THE PAIN IN ‘All you do is eat the croutons!’-
@ItsShatter2 ай бұрын
As a “Michael” that just started to eat more salads, this is oddly relatable.
@ihaveyouraddress4922Ай бұрын
hi
@ArsalanRanger-mk7fx8 ай бұрын
"Why did you even order a salad, u hate salad 💀 "
@cyberwarlord73636 ай бұрын
Obvious answers. It was for her....
@Lego_Deadpool20235 ай бұрын
“All you do is eat the croutons” 💀
@TheMeloettaful4 ай бұрын
@@cyberwarlord7363 so he had this planned from the get go lol 😂! But it would still be nonsensical to do this if it was in a restaurant setting assuming mom paid for the eldest pup's (unless that's the dad to begin with 💀) food to begin with 😅. Like hell I'm gonna order just a salad UNLESS it was a LOADED one 🤣🥗!
@shelbybayer2004 ай бұрын
@@TheMeloettaful Pretty sure that's the Dad As the fact is that Male Otters hold the Pups ransom underwater until the Female gives up her food. It's basically the Dad Otter dominating his mate by threatening their children
@PoorLittleRhubarbLovesMooing4 ай бұрын
@@shelbybayer200 Dads are always ridiculous
@dcbandit9 ай бұрын
It's literally the kid's birthday, and his dad is there dunking him into a lobster tank for French fries.
@davemiller6389 ай бұрын
Like a father should
@Choco_paz8 ай бұрын
*When you realize he has 2 dads
@abarbienamedken33348 ай бұрын
@@Choco_paz wut?
@nigo82648 ай бұрын
@@Choco_paz what
@bigshrekhorner8 ай бұрын
@@Choco_pazIt's the mother, the title literally says the male is requesting food from the mother
@user-hw5cx3xl3w12 күн бұрын
I love how the little brother’s not even phased 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@pittiebaby10 күн бұрын
Son
@riotjohnson889Ай бұрын
This is hilarious, the fact that the mom is a male voice, that Michael doesn’t talk but mean business, and that the kid has no idea what’s going on on his birthday but looks down at the rank of lobsters and starts swimming his feet
@EdwinMaarleveldАй бұрын
Yeah. They're two dads.
@EmyN21 күн бұрын
People are gay, Steven
@riotjohnson88921 күн бұрын
@@EdwinMaarleveldlol read the description, it’s a mother otter
@HoodedLunar18 күн бұрын
the absolute brainworms to percieve this as anything else but a man voice acting for a mother.
@Fqllout18 күн бұрын
@@HoodedLunar dude, its obviously a gay couple, and im a trump voter, you may have those worms
@P3wP3wPanda11 ай бұрын
Maybe Michael's still sore that Kevin took so long to get the fire extinguisher
@chrissyhill789010 ай бұрын
Buhahha😂
@Falinkslord1210 ай бұрын
Maybe Kevin got the flint.
@Subsaibot252610 ай бұрын
THE 3'8s!
@iluvpinkandgold10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@kevinmorrice10 ай бұрын
in my defence, i am an otter
@TheRealAkechiGoro2 ай бұрын
"The pinch of '87" 💀
@SpiritualSpark108Ай бұрын
I love that these reflect real behaviours that happen in nature
@HoodedLunar18 күн бұрын
damn you are so smart
@gianttacogod11 ай бұрын
Micheal isn’t really wanting the fries he wants to send the message
@TimRom-dy4sx10 ай бұрын
O he wants the burger!
@taylorlane825710 ай бұрын
The message that he's a POS. Male otters suck lol
@mrbulldog604310 ай бұрын
It's not about the French fries it's about sending a message
@justsomeguy922r310 ай бұрын
Everyone drowns.
@BurningSuperSaiyan10 ай бұрын
@@PureCurebyFaithWhat? I mean, Im a Christian too and your right, but is this really the time for this? Like, this has nothing to do with what the OP said asside from the word "message". Again, love what your doing, but this isnt really the time for it.
@zcarp864210 ай бұрын
Double fact! Baby sea otter are so buoyant its practically impossible for them to sink or dive
@Michael_McMaster10 ай бұрын
Triple fact! Sea otters are known to rape and kill seal pups
@Row_dog10 ай бұрын
Don't believe me just watch-
@junethanoschurchill675010 ай бұрын
@@Row_dog’cause uptown funk gon’ give it to ya
@Row_dog10 ай бұрын
@@junethanoschurchill6750 Haven't heard that in a while.
@Kiro_ii10 ай бұрын
@@junethanoschurchill6750i love you for thus
@plantsssgore..11414 ай бұрын
“Fine you win Micheal!, have a French fry!” *micheal death staring the mom while dipping the child* “OH MY GOD! MICHEAL STOP!”
@NandUzi851Ай бұрын
Poor Kevin he needs a bit a therapy and hugs a lot of hugs
@thedarkgenious796710 ай бұрын
I love the lobsters noticing the lowering and perking up like they're ravenous little sea-bugs about to get their dinner.
@obsidironpumicia40747 ай бұрын
"THE ONE WHO CRUNCHES US IS DEFENSELESS. HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED."
@redjoker3657 ай бұрын
Well they've not eaten anything for about a year at that point. That's also why you don't have to worry about poop in your lobster unless it was caught withing the past few days. They will absolutely cannibalize each other in those tanks if given the chance
@michaelbreckshot65897 ай бұрын
@redjoker365 that's why they have rubber bands on their claws
@meager9926 ай бұрын
They're literally ravenous little sea bugs, lol
@luckas221a6 ай бұрын
@@redjoker365 okay I went to look it up and it's absolutely INSANE that lobsters can and will actually survive for a year without food
@tommyfishhouse805011 ай бұрын
No joke. Sea otters are some of the most terrifying amoral little things mother nature's test kitchen ever came up with.
@cookingwithtabitha11 ай бұрын
Makes sense, they are a mustelid.
@cp9k311 ай бұрын
And then there are dolphins who actively.. you know what, just ... just looking up
@vee126711 ай бұрын
Sea Otters came into being when God woke up one day and said “hmm… I wonder how far I can push an animal’s pretty-privilege? Like, it’ll do the most absolutely heinous shit, and humans will still love it for being so cute.”
@esceneknausicalci11 ай бұрын
Mustelids are cute and incredibly based.
@mooglew170510 ай бұрын
@@cookingwithtabithaThat explains everything.
@someone250614 күн бұрын
"you're not getting a chip!" (swedish plumber)
@eliguerrero171Ай бұрын
I love the fact that it's two "otters" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@mwperk0211 ай бұрын
I appreciate the hollow happybirthday song from the employees really captures how soulless restaurant work is for the minimum wage guy.
@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus10 ай бұрын
The older I get and the longer I am a cook the more I hate two things with a passion 1 à la carte style venues, like they throw out 90% of the French stuff but kept THAT of all things and 2 front of the house requesting a dish that’s got a hot and a cold element to it, desert more often than not which is the big closing item, can have one of the largest profit margins and be the most memorable part of the meal to only then have the person wander off when Iam done making it, resulting in it being ruined. By god that drives me nuts almost as much as cheap ice cream does. If places went with the Table d'hôte and with a automatic minimum gratuity life would be so much better. Sorry to rant just know you have my sympathy, I don’t even count places that do stuff like Olive Garden as real cooking and are a plague on the culinary world and mankind in general so staff being made shells is hardly shocking but still regrettable.
@maybemablemaples214410 ай бұрын
@@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvusI thank you for your service. I've had a lot of jobs but I've avoided being a server because I know I wouldn't be the same afterwards.
@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus10 ай бұрын
@@maybemablemaples2144 I don’t blame you in the least, thank you too. The dehumanizing people do of front of the house combined with the unreasonable expectations they bring with them makes me want to get violent most days. I was working from 4 am to midnight at one point. I am gonna kick the bucket much faster from my time in high end service industries and I genuinely don’t recommend it to people to get into. So you’re smart to avoid it.
@thesupershinymegagengar203410 ай бұрын
Or maybe they're just trying to recover from what they just witnessed. 🤣
@notsans999510 ай бұрын
Yeah that's why i dont bother tipping anymore, they're giving mw the same shit service regardless.
@PhantoMace201210 ай бұрын
The way the kid notices he is slowly being lowered in, so decides to make the best of it by kicking his little feet around is too cute and hilarious for words.
@TheBigBadRaven9 ай бұрын
Fr tho
@ryebeth113 күн бұрын
“You hate salads” made me laughing out loud
@1stAmendmentorDie17763 ай бұрын
Haha the baby otter instinctually starts to paddle.
@woodlogs488511 ай бұрын
My new knowledge of this fact has forever changed my marriage and parenting style. Thank you NaturalHabitatShorts for opening my eyes.
@HumbleDial11 ай бұрын
... Do you... Have you done this??
@That1PANcake-mj1yv11 ай бұрын
@HumbleDial You haven’t?
@Bug0-011 ай бұрын
@@HumbleDial Desperate times call for desperate measures…
@KageKobushi11 ай бұрын
@@HumbleDial Why else would you have children aside from bargaining chips?
@geoffreyentwistle817611 ай бұрын
I take it you've been banned from all of the nearby seafood restaurants by now? XD
@Aragem10 ай бұрын
This is perfect. The way the husband just glared with direct eye contact and the violins as he slowly lowered the baby into the lobster tank who just paddles his little feet as if it's just normal.
@thechaddict556010 ай бұрын
Cuz it's very normal..... For otters
@thatvalensteingirl10 ай бұрын
The music is from Game of Thrones. When you hear "The Rains of Castamere" you know it's about to go down.
@aguywithsocks9 ай бұрын
there name is kevin
@trevalyan0069 ай бұрын
What gets me is how the lobsters wave their little pincers. "I know who's eating, and it ain't not me." 🦞
@collegerebel8 күн бұрын
These shorts are so much better than on tv or streaming!😂 Also, I love how Michael's just holding the one fry and staring at it!🤣
@mayajasinski59727 күн бұрын
And that is why I have problems with ppl stealing my food. Lol
@HerculesBallsInc11 ай бұрын
Reminds me of mother bears who teach their children to climb trees by scaring them to death, but will do so to keep them away from their father.
@Turagrong11 ай бұрын
their...?
@Emphetic11 ай бұрын
@@Turagrongwhat are you questioning about this?
@nilanjasa00711 ай бұрын
@@TuragrongYou don't know how plural pronoun works? 🤔
@thaloblue11 ай бұрын
@@Turagrongdo you know what pronouns are? They’re not new.
@zombieboss517811 ай бұрын
@@thaloblue when the retard tiktokers try and correct someone
@randomguyontheinternet53679 ай бұрын
What a lovely totally not toxic relationship they have
@HJ108 ай бұрын
Well, as it’s common for male otters to be god damn psycho paths, then yes, it actually is xD
@MCheshire7 ай бұрын
@@victorkreig6089 go touch grass
@VatisTheBard7 ай бұрын
@@victorkreig6089You are literally watching an animated shorts about animals having human traits, or are you telling me that otters go to the restaurant in the wild?
@victorkreig60897 ай бұрын
@VatisTheBard that isn't at all what's being displayed
@orionsionnach7 ай бұрын
@@victorkreig6089 Your argument is what's embarrassing. It would take genuine effort and forethought to make this skit any more anthropomorphic. Saying that isn't what's being displayed is literally the dumbest thing I've read this week. Possibly this month, but... if so, I think I need to take that as a sign that I should spend less time on KZfaq.
@user-ve6dy5bx6yАй бұрын
The fact he started wiggling hia flippers is just so cute😂
@LocopuebloАй бұрын
Lmao this was funnier than it needed to be and the balloons and singers at the end set me over the edge
@terribleeditor45567 ай бұрын
I love how at the end the wife is on the verge of a breakdown, the husband is on his phone, and the kid is just soaked looking as if this is a daily occurrence
@clyde-or-monty6 ай бұрын
the wife? wherez the wife? /j
@blueyandicy6 ай бұрын
it's a fry lol
@Cinnaschticks6 ай бұрын
That's a french fry 😂
@Inverted1355 ай бұрын
Y isn't this comment more popular
@sam-psonsmith99515 ай бұрын
let's not forget there is also a lobster on the table, which means the kid was dunked further and one of the lobster got to him.
@Kluh__10 ай бұрын
The little feet kicks while the kid just accepted his fate was adorable! 😅 You've got a new subscriber.
@mito._10 ай бұрын
Otter instincts.
@jakeflores462510 ай бұрын
KEVIN PLUSHIE OUT NOWWW
@djneonreaper499010 ай бұрын
It's like he's trying to swim!
@Kluh__10 ай бұрын
@@djneonreaper4990 It reminds me of when you hold a puppy over water and they just start swimming in the air. 😄
@djneonreaper499010 ай бұрын
@@Kluh__ exactly my thoughts!
@laraendlight9887Ай бұрын
And this isn't even the worst thing male otters do
@theyusane668Ай бұрын
Manly is actually scarily good at this, i’d spend hours on this game instead of manly’s 20
@glowworm27 ай бұрын
There should be a sign on that lobster tank stating "Please don't threaten to drown your child in the lobster tank for your wife's food. We mean you, Michael!"
@Zela_Night4 ай бұрын
Considering how often he must do this, you would think they would put a lid on the tank. They can't enjoy cleaning up the water Kevin drips everywhere.
@shaynewheeler92494 ай бұрын
😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢
@markperez13752 ай бұрын
Wife? Thought it was a male that likes wearing pink.
@smalcal63652 ай бұрын
@@markperez1375😐😑😐
@kikiblue71692 ай бұрын
@@markperez1375 "to force the mother to give up her food" was a clue
@Raize-Ikki8 ай бұрын
“Daddy why did you eat my fries.” - some vampire queen
@darkdusk558 ай бұрын
Best comment
@senpai_mangue61417 ай бұрын
daddy, why did you eat my fries i bought them, and they were mine but you ate them, yeah you ate my fries and i cried, but you didnt see my cry 🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵 daddy, do you even love me well i wish you would show it, cause i wouldnt know it 🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵 what kind of dad eats his daughters fries and doesnt look her in her eyes, daddy there were tears there, if you saw them would you even care?🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵
@mountainstream87187 ай бұрын
@@senpai_mangue6141the fact that I remember each line after all these years- 💀
@devonscotsmen23797 ай бұрын
Don't get it 🤔😐
@devonscotsmen23797 ай бұрын
@@senpai_mangue6141 doesn't make any sense YOOOOOO
@ruthquaak841013 күн бұрын
The otter way of telling your wife she needs to get on a diet.😂😂😂
@Mallenaudrix11 күн бұрын
Yup I was confused too. Its two males, even though that’s not possible, copulation wise.
@udontknowmeno17 күн бұрын
I love that they portrayed the otters with the French fry conundrum many human relationships struggle with 😂
@stavkous496311 ай бұрын
Im glad the bunny is still alive
@samualandrade357011 ай бұрын
M O U T H
@falnica11 ай бұрын
It's another bunny
@pseudotasuki11 ай бұрын
All rabbits look the same to you, huh?
@BrandonMichelle11 ай бұрын
MOUTH
@lionelwhiskerknot11 ай бұрын
But likely homeless.
@yuji_butterflyboy6 ай бұрын
I don't know what's concerning the fact that he immediately just put his son in the lobster tank. Or the fact that he does this every time they go out. 😂
@shortsandgameplay372 ай бұрын
Both
@JhadeSagravАй бұрын
_"Why did you even ORDER a salad?? You HATE salads!!"_ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@nothankspleaseАй бұрын
id stop taking him out
@joshuamoua9226Ай бұрын
This is an animated short. Its his first time doing anything
@RatelpsАй бұрын
@@joshuamoua9226 🤓☝️
@nidhis844123 күн бұрын
i am neither a male nor an otter but i would totally do that for food
@ClovesnSpice2 ай бұрын
Sometimes I forget that Kevin is from these shorts so there's just a moment where I'm staring at my Kevin plushie wondering why it's so incredibly similar
@CannedCornChip10 ай бұрын
People named Michael aren't usually the nicest on birthdays, especially to the birthday boy
@pranavsuresh680810 ай бұрын
can confirm, iv'e seen one end up in the hospital....in a coma
@CannedCornChip10 ай бұрын
@@pranavsuresh6808 I've seen someone.... lose their frontal lobe to a Michael on their birthday
@whywouldyoucare10 ай бұрын
Thats EXACTLY the moral of this story! 100 points!
well i can't escape fnaf , not even on someone's else's channel
@Inkiboi11 ай бұрын
Micheal is that one guy who eats everyone’s food but doesn’t share.
@TombNGloom10 ай бұрын
FR
@michaelaguilera694610 ай бұрын
):
@boxboxer418310 ай бұрын
Lemme introduce myself
@ricebeansrockroll88210 ай бұрын
He's the guy who goes "can I have a zip/taste" and takes the full plate or downs like half the drink if you let him.
@marce420.710 ай бұрын
fr hate people like that you want some of my food we are going to have to let me take a bite once too lol
@StinkyGrayBear4 ай бұрын
I love how this channel talks about fun facts of animals but also makes them into funny talking animals as well based off what they do in nature
@RaichuJr-nq6suАй бұрын
The lobsters tho 💀
@shatzy268810 ай бұрын
Man if otters had divorce laws, that mama is gonna get custody of the kid 100%
@anamericancelt653410 ай бұрын
Not if they hold the kids ransom over that.
@seafreak223710 ай бұрын
Or the judge’s kid
@galdoug891810 ай бұрын
Damn, too bad divorce is illegal in Otterland.
@frandurrieu647710 ай бұрын
Nah micheal is going tonhild the judge's kid for ransom
@VarshaaKirubakaran10 ай бұрын
Plot twist the kid likes being in the water that’s why he seems so chill
@Phosphorus11611 ай бұрын
You try to drown one kid and suddenly everyone's on to you calling mean names like "a bad father" or "I'm calling CPS"
@joeysmith729611 ай бұрын
Those clowns just don't now comedy these days. The other day I was chased down the street by some dudes in blue for "throwing a grenad into an orphanage"
@Phosphorus11611 ай бұрын
@@joeysmith7296 I know right, the other day I was walking down the street and people just kept shouting, absurd things too like "How could you", "He had a family" and "That was a children's hospital" like some people just need to chill
@Phosphorus11611 ай бұрын
@@towerofgodfan4107 Real, they run to their twitters after they see just a little senseless and comedic killing, modern society am I right?
@WhatIsSanity10 ай бұрын
In my experience when someone tries and fails to drown you, you're the one getting in trouble.
@gamergodofjustice10 ай бұрын
@@Phosphorus116because you ruined the prank bro.
@infectacator4 ай бұрын
The little kid did not understand that he was legit about to get drowned
@stitchable189025 күн бұрын
I love the game of thrones BGM haha❤
@burntgrahamcracker286611 ай бұрын
Michael’s gonna want that cake too…
@SDAL_YT10 ай бұрын
😟
@legotaro643210 ай бұрын
Which one 😏
@skipythebest10 ай бұрын
@@legotaro6432sussy
@katiemagonia-green687610 ай бұрын
He meant the kid’s birthday cake, you goobers.
@bomberbosses470710 ай бұрын
@@katiemagonia-green6876 he wants the kid's cake? that's kind of messed up...
@fayeslover11 ай бұрын
"All you do is eat the croutons!" I feel attacked lmao
@queeffairy10 ай бұрын
I'm guilty myself I load my salads with croutons there was a brand that I can't find anymore tasted like grilled cheese was awesome 😂
@Tipsy_Turby10 ай бұрын
SAME LMAO
@Zane-It10 ай бұрын
Why not just order the croutons in a bowl?
@queeffairy10 ай бұрын
@@Zane-It need those veggies 😅
@Zane-It10 ай бұрын
@@queeffairy dude just mash up some tomatoes into a paste and put that on your croutons with some cheese and boom you get your veggie and some nutrition as well
@tweek_the_freak36444 ай бұрын
Easiest claw machine I've ever seen
@OdenlordАй бұрын
Moral of the story: If your husband is an otter, don’t go to restaurants with water tanks.
@myrasvlogs78711 ай бұрын
I like how the lobsters were ready for the baby too🦞 😂
@yeetboi386311 ай бұрын
Good to see the bunny changing careers to run away from that chipmunk
@BrandonMichelle11 ай бұрын
YOU CAN NEVER ESCAPE! MOUTH
@jomarcentermjm11 ай бұрын
MMMMMOUTHHH
@yurukiiOWO10 ай бұрын
*mouth*
@TimRom-dy4sx10 ай бұрын
"mouth."
@qwertyui0981Ай бұрын
God I love my otter dads and Kevin 😂😂😂😂
@user-bu4iu3tw2j2 ай бұрын
Kevin is so cute and calm even though he's dad putting him in a lobster aquarium 😊
@LincTL10 ай бұрын
The song in the background is called “ruthless desire” which sums up the otter dad’s behavior perfectly.
@Spanner2499 ай бұрын
That’s actually really clever
@-SweetCheesecake-9 ай бұрын
:O
@stevensilvainus60849 ай бұрын
Thank you
@shaynewheeler92498 ай бұрын
Otter dynasty on Max
@rrrr72438 ай бұрын
Thank you! I appreciate you saying what song this is.
@ericoliver682311 ай бұрын
He didn't order a salad for himself. He ordered it for her 😭
@zikkreal11 ай бұрын
They're gay
@roseywosey497311 ай бұрын
@@zikkreal "to force the mother"... the voice actor is just a guy
@Ennar11 ай бұрын
@@zikkreal spoiler alert: gay otters don't have pups. Pups are actually raised by single moms.
@heytherefellowpeople839211 ай бұрын
@@zikkreal nobody gives a damn if they're gay
@dexterwilliams252011 ай бұрын
@@zikkrealEven assuming they were in a relationship like that, "mother x son" isn’t how homosexuality works. That’s how Alabama works.
@christinebrito653510 күн бұрын
I freaking love this channel😂
@KhanhNguyen-hd7ws24 күн бұрын
Poor Kevin
@wDStarDust11 ай бұрын
What a memorable 5th birthday 🎈 🦦 The kid the whole time: 🫥 "tuesdays"
@leonardticsay804611 ай бұрын
But it happens every time they go out. It’s a thing they do.
@IgnoredAdviceProductions11 ай бұрын
Mm yes the kid was a box the whole time
@leonardticsay804611 ай бұрын
@@IgnoredAdviceProductions a questionable box.
@Torikaro.Edits_11 ай бұрын
Fello android users 🗿
@victorowen25922 ай бұрын
Mightve been evry birthday 😂😂😂
@seeagle.-11 ай бұрын
"WHY DID YOU EVEN ORDER A SALAD YOU HATE SALADS"
@Chuckysta11 ай бұрын
Damn thank you for quoting the fuckin video holy shit i did not know what was being said...
@seeagle.-11 ай бұрын
@@Chuckysta oh my god thank you so much for describing what i typed into the comment section very helpful tysm
@The14Core11 ай бұрын
@@seeagle.- holy shit, thanks for explaining what's going on in the comments
@kevincockerham380611 ай бұрын
@@The14Coreholy shit, I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by not paying.
@ColinPaddock11 ай бұрын
Holy shit, this is so meta…😮
@nothereforit.6058 ай бұрын
And you know Michael still expects a “worlds best dad” mug for Father’s Day.
@wasssyup4 ай бұрын
And if he doesn't get it... Wife: SON FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, GIVE HIM THE MUG BEFORE HE SHOOTS MY BRAINS O- 🎉
@wasssyup4 ай бұрын
And if he doesn't get it... Wife: SON FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, GIVE HIM THE MUG BEFORE HE-🎉
@demongodking66813 ай бұрын
Michael Afton as an adult about to give his son the same treatment he gave his little brother
@sashasboxАй бұрын
His little flippers/feet paddling as he goes into the tank 😂😂😂😂😂
@noahshariff5 ай бұрын
This truly is the best short to exist.
@sicuw177310 ай бұрын
This was actually sad to watch, poor mother otter 💀
@parrotshootist300410 ай бұрын
Until you realise its a kink game, she instigated.
@kr1ptex93310 ай бұрын
So stressed that she lost her whiskers as the cake was coming
@the_last_ballad10 ай бұрын
Any particular reason you think the deep voiced otter is female? They have feminine voice actors on the channel...
@NoOne-zg7mb10 ай бұрын
@@the_last_balladBecause of the caption on the short
@hidden_host10 ай бұрын
@@the_last_balladbro really thought they had a gotcha moment but forgot about the title
@momo_cat10 ай бұрын
“All you do is eat the croutons” 😂 holy moly the likes…
@sanshbros79629 ай бұрын
I felt the pain in his voice when he said that...
@momo_cat9 ай бұрын
@@sanshbros7962 thanks for reminding me of this comment :)
@scarfie58779 ай бұрын
literally me
@glitxhz8 ай бұрын
That’s what I do😭😭
@creepzy95828 ай бұрын
@@sanshbros7962he?
@cme9879Ай бұрын
These animations make me so happy thank you
@travjt22 ай бұрын
You know he wants stuff that bad when the violin song from the boys season 2 starts playing
@bryonrobinson279911 ай бұрын
Kevin being more stressed about grabbing the fire extinguisher than getting drowned really says a lot about Lebron’s legacy
@spacewolfcub10 ай бұрын
Oh, wait that explains so much… Kevin didn’t get the fire extinguisher on purpose! He’s always getting drowned by Michael, it’d be poetic irony if Michael died by fire… What we saw was Kevin’s distress at realizing what a dark choice he had made…
@asmokeus10 ай бұрын
hey. What
@imbadatusernames820611 ай бұрын
Michael really wanted those fries. Edit:I don't wanna be that guy so I wont Edit2.0:you see the joke is since I'm saying I don't want to be that guy I am being that guy because the guy im talking about is the person who talks about the likes so the joke is that I don't want to be that guy but by editing it i am that guy now please let me sleep😭
@sugarpaws675311 ай бұрын
He wanted it so badly
@PangolinPictures11 ай бұрын
He would kill for fries
@freda275811 ай бұрын
And the burger, apparently. 😂
@omak54411 ай бұрын
He wanted the whole thing 😭
@hebleh577111 ай бұрын
Maybe he wanted her to eat salad?😂😂😂
@a57rich9415 күн бұрын
Everything I know about Otters paints them to be pretty messed up creatures which is funny given how cute they all are
@Luzztec14 күн бұрын
It really do hit different tho 😭
@pbandmayosandwich320810 ай бұрын
That kids like “Micheal, DONT LEAVE ME HERE! MICHEAL!!!!”
@S_TheTrashPanda10 ай бұрын
Hello fellow FNaF Fan! 👋
@mimikyugames10 ай бұрын
@@S_TheTrashPanda hello another fnaf fellow 👋
@S_TheTrashPanda10 ай бұрын
@@mimikyugames Hello!
@TheOneAndOnlyBobbie9 ай бұрын
"HELP MEEE-"
@LunarIsHere_9 ай бұрын
*"ARGHAAGHRGA-"*
@Lasagna6911 ай бұрын
Bro really sacrificing the child to the Lobster Gods 🦞🤣
@Cheesepuff811 ай бұрын
The Leviathan Lobster God will be pleased
@nynethecat200311 ай бұрын
whahahaha🤣
@eniqma519511 ай бұрын
Praise Jibbers!
@dimsum332911 ай бұрын
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GODS, CHILD FOR THE LOBSTER GODS
@marcthomas448810 ай бұрын
"What is dead may never die!!!!!" Iykyk ;-)
@Snowlily01Ай бұрын
Seeing stuff like this just shined more light on why god has told humans not to be like animals .