If you steal a loaf of bread you will be sent to bondi

pretty much like every other damn country

It was the same in USSR

If you can steal a kingdom you are a prince.

Takes more effort to steal a kingdom

NO she ain't.

very true

She is wrong.

The government needs to stop benefits. People need to start working for a living and stop being laze and entitled.

​@@AshwinRamdinPlease tell me how I can work instead of claiming benefits. After 25 years of working as a teacher, (paying all my contributions,) I became severely disabled because of a brain injury. Doctors say if I work it could affect me very badly, but also I can't work because I can't learn anything new, (anterograde amnesia,) have extremely limited mobility and get severe sensory overload if I am anywhere where there is background noise. Loud noises cause hyperacusis, (pain in the head.) I also can't concentrate on anything for more than fifteen minutes at a time. Every morning when I wake I am extremely disorientated for around two hours. What would you advise? I loved my job and I still miss it after 8 years of being disabled. I am sure there are people who could work but don't, but many people actually cannot work. I hope you never find yourself in such a position. I never wanted to go on benefits - I had a well paid job that I spent years qualifying for.

Yesssss... I had to play that part back agsin to make sure i didn't mishear! 😂😂😂

try ned beatty in network

I’m looking after a ladder for a builder. They were doing some work on the houses on my street. Asked if he could leave it in my garden untill tomorrow. Said yeah no problem. That was about a year and a half ago at least 😂😂 did start to wonder if it had been a joke on the apprentice, hiding his ladders. Either way, I have ladders.

I never got mine back as friend lookin for it had affair and ran off...

what is about the bird in the hair? is this a british joke? help me to understand it! :D

It’s based on a common apparently British insult, comparing someone’s hair to a birds nest. It’s not normally used in a harsh way, more just making fun of someone’s appearance

@@one2greentree hello! i thank you for explaining to me. :)

​@@selbst105it's not normal to have a bird nesting in your hair. Simple as that

I'll bear it in mind 😊

"I'm not a pirate - I'm a privateer!"

Where do you get the 2 percent figure from?

@@nakkadu the DWP Report: "Fraud and Error in the Benefit System for the Financial Year ending 2023" reported that Overpayments Due To Fraud in 2022/2023 accounted for 2.7% of benefit expenditure. I actually made a minor mistake in my comment - I got mixed up between the statistic for total fraud percent calculated (2.7% as mentioned above) and the statistic for fraud percent related to false reporting of self-employed income (2.3%). So rounding up from 2.7, the actual sentence should be "Only about 3% of people on benefits are considered not to need them". Not that these two numbers are very different, but still, 3% is slightly more accurate

@@dolphinloser6546 Ok so that's people who have been found to be fraudulent. You said people who "don't need the benefits" which is different. I personally witness people on benefits who are perfectly capable of working, I also know of many people who use the benefits system and who have plenty of disposable income; I believe these are the people referred to as "scroungers" rather than the actual criminals who defraud the system.

@@nakkadu the DWP criteria for fraudulent benefit claimants is if a claimant asks for and receives benefits and then it turns out they don't need them.

@@dolphinloser6546 the DWP criteria for fraudulent benefit claimants is if a claimant asks for and receives benefits and then it turns out they aren't entitled to them. Everything I said still stands.

All of the episodes are available on the iPlayer.

BBC iplayer 👋🏽

​@@christopherneale823only if you're in the Uk

Didle din din din ding

Taking in a lodger, that’s taxable income! 😂

That proper creased me lol. I emptied my steroid inhayler 🤣🤣 xx

Grow up. Without capitalists there would be no illegal immigrants. Why do you think they keep coming? The snag is: YOU are paying for them.

Always thought it was Queenie. She did bail out sweaty but does not sweat prince Andrew for 12 million to a girl he never met. So the mind boggles on the truth.

Me too...He always had an assassin look about him.

or just a normal bloke doing his job

Mandy and Philomena Cunk are national treasures. Diane Morgan is such a legend