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MARCO RESPONDS: How to chop an ONION the REAL way
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9 жыл бұрынIn response to celebrity chef Jamie Oliver's onion chopping method, Marco Pierre White talks us through the REAL way to cut an onion!
Marco take us through the history of cutting onions from the classic chef school method of using kitchen crystals, to his far fetched preferred personal method.
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@sanketsarang9930 3 жыл бұрын
marco didnt chop the onion, onion made itself chopped. it was onion's choice to get chopped
@shoto485 3 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@Tony-112 3 жыл бұрын
Haha, thought the exact same thing.👍
@quanghuynguyen4064 3 жыл бұрын
He just stares at the onion and then the onion chop itself finely in fear
@snackboxone364 3 жыл бұрын
Marco is hella a lot scarier than Gordon: Change my mind
@obe1withtheforce785 3 жыл бұрын
@@shoto485 Your comment about this comment being underrated is underrated
@samael5200 8 жыл бұрын
What's so funny is he is actually so serious that you can actually believe it 😂😂
@jaroslavslama8314 8 жыл бұрын
Yeah exactly :D
@bencaldona4437 8 жыл бұрын
the amount effort on that crystals is hilarious and convincing
@Aurora-lw1gb 8 жыл бұрын
funnier when you also watch Jamie's version
@limitlessmaster659 7 жыл бұрын
Marco isn't acting here.. it's all using cuts from the original show
@kuroyukikazekanade7557 7 жыл бұрын
Leon Ambrose 😂
@virtual_viking8908 3 жыл бұрын
You actually had me going there for a second. I figured either a) Marco has retired from serious cooking and has decided to parody himself Or b) Marco has officially lost it.
@williamadolphe7921 2 жыл бұрын
He had never found it to begin with. Which is why he is so great!
@umarcga7823 2 жыл бұрын
You made me laugh so hard that my laugh got stuck in my throat then I have to cough it out
@yeshuaislord6880 2 жыл бұрын
It took me 2 watches to realize it's edited
@ImFromIowa 2 жыл бұрын
Or b) he’s a culinary wizard that can cut unions by spinning something above it then put a banana in a paper bag then shake it up and diced onions. Guess you suck at cooking sucks at cooking compared to this wizard.
@simonacland9028 2 жыл бұрын
It's a) haha
@aegis3141 3 жыл бұрын
That face is so persuasive that I'd believe he chopped an onion like that
@ShadowKiller_Chumbu 3 жыл бұрын
Me too
@jason854656 3 жыл бұрын
Hes not really doing that. It's old clips and editing
@catsonfirelike 7 жыл бұрын
This is so well edited I though it was Marco pulling a goof
@Rockcroc2000Rm1wE3erWmNfkL 4 жыл бұрын
IT'S NOT REAL?
@LoneBerseker 4 жыл бұрын
Its not reall??
@urosmarjanovic663 4 жыл бұрын
@@LoneBerseker Can't you hear the difference between background noise when his face is in closeup and ones that only feature "his" hands? :D But this was done masterfully. :D:D:D
@hardlybreathe93 4 жыл бұрын
@Singsing Number 2 Fans i cant even begin how masterful this comment is
@Millacks 3 жыл бұрын
I only noticed when the hands had a slightly different skin color to marcos lol
@jrs89 5 жыл бұрын
When he wipes the chopped onions off the knife on a box of Knor stock cubes I nearly lost it.
@gr1nd3rtru34 3 жыл бұрын
me too, came to find this comment
@vedmaburuxova68 3 жыл бұрын
STOCK POT
@Pauly421 2 жыл бұрын
That part killed me LMAO
@stephennetu Жыл бұрын
He is extraordinarily self-aware. I love it.
@PathFind13 Жыл бұрын
HowToBasic Lite
@xGoodOldSmurfehx 3 жыл бұрын
this is so well edited i actually fell for it i can barely tell whats edited and whats real at all, truly impressive work
@xeikai 3 жыл бұрын
When first watching this i was so puzzled at what he was doing because i thought he was dead serious. I love watching Marco and it litterally took me watching him smash the onion with the pan to realize it was a joke
@benjimain6 Жыл бұрын
Wait you didn't fall for the rotating thingy? 😅 I need to smoke what you smoke 👍
@ginolorenzo4117 4 жыл бұрын
Gordon: let the knife do the work Marco: let the pan do the work
@jojo243 4 жыл бұрын
Jean Pierre : Let the OÑYO do the work
@Rick-5728 3 жыл бұрын
Last night while preparing dinner, I set my knife next to an onion on the cutting board and then walked away to post idiotic comments on KZfaq for a while. When I came back, the onion still wasn't chopped. Do I need a new knife?
@Arie-hg8kq 3 жыл бұрын
No, you need a new onion
@whynottalklikeapirat 3 жыл бұрын
Me: Let the chefs do the work
@v3ryculturedman140 3 жыл бұрын
Lmfao 🤣
@dukethotness 6 жыл бұрын
This guy is Gordon Ramsay's mentor btw
@julioo534 6 жыл бұрын
Depressed Child was
@gaurav19932011 5 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@qzxyst6946 5 жыл бұрын
and his mentor sux
@damason724 5 жыл бұрын
Fuck off
@damason724 5 жыл бұрын
@Jim Harol no the fuck they don't marooch
@ShyGuyTravel 3 жыл бұрын
“I’m I’m honest ...” *Obliterates onion with a frying pan* “There’s less chance of cutting yourself this way.”
@snackboxone364 3 жыл бұрын
But higher chance of smashing your fingers
@AndrewDaniele87 2 жыл бұрын
@@snackboxone364 only if you hold the onion in place
@Lancehendrix813 2 жыл бұрын
@@snackboxone364 not unless you’re a sped.
@abacaxisalgado4968 2 жыл бұрын
"And if i'm honest..."* *Proceeds to finish off the onion*
@paulandersbullecer3152 2 жыл бұрын
I agree
@danender5555 3 жыл бұрын
Marco does not chop onion, he simply dissolve whole onion inside stock pot.
@999a0s 8 жыл бұрын
*Marco Pierre White's Recipe For Chopping An Onion* 1 Chef's Knife 1 Onion 3 Knorr Chicken Boullion Cubes
@evilsclub1 7 жыл бұрын
999a0s Banana ! (yum yum)
@watfordman 7 жыл бұрын
999a0s Much like. Such wow.
@ericlin2992 6 жыл бұрын
999a0s jist
@oviettetapp5318 6 жыл бұрын
999a0s français svp
@Frankenbum03 6 жыл бұрын
999a0s OMG the chicken bouillon cubes, I can't read it without laughing
@Ahbkz 9 жыл бұрын
The reason why the onion wasnt minced nicely is because he spun the crystal too fast
@suzesiviter6083 5 жыл бұрын
Wrong, you add more bananas obviously!.
@suzesiviter6083 5 жыл бұрын
@Baron Von Grijffenbourg Not according to recent research papers, juju which we now know emanates from the bannadrine cells actually improves as it approaches its half life, the quantum binding and splitting process between banana particulates and onion occurs due to monolithic crystal photon acceleration as you most probably know.
@suzesiviter6083 5 жыл бұрын
@Baron Von Grijffenbourg The whole Zenaclostic debate is tentative to say the least due to B-cell metabolism affecting refractive index and H-field amplitudes leading to spore migration evolution-identified by Prof Janine flangeworthy in her 2018 paper. Indeed she demonstrated that even using bags devoid of the Beta-zenaclostonic cells still promoted medatinal and phonic drift patterns thru quantum tunneling effects. Then there is of course the famous paper by prof scrotafists research into flux-capacitor activation of Juju-enticed cell division adding credence to Flangeworthys tunnel theory.
@moseslalmuanpuia8988 5 жыл бұрын
swirly eyes
@yeye8920 4 жыл бұрын
Ahbkz I love this
@jodamacotube 3 жыл бұрын
I know this is a joke but Marco moves with such a grace and elegance in the kitchen.
@Perks30 3 жыл бұрын
After I learned this technic my dishes have sent 5 people to the hospital.
@UnbrokenWillll 4 жыл бұрын
When Ainsley called I died 😂
@puffpuffpanda4383 4 жыл бұрын
If you are dead how did you type this comment ? 🤔🤔🤔
@slavensmolcic 4 жыл бұрын
Give your onion a good old rub. 😉
@mrpickels98 4 жыл бұрын
RIP
@xalthzdornier4805 3 жыл бұрын
@@puffpuffpanda4383 Well, well, well if it ain't captain obvious.
@v3ryculturedman140 3 жыл бұрын
Hehehe
@tragos3516 4 жыл бұрын
The way they mimicked Marco's body language is just perfect
@ArcMaple 3 жыл бұрын
I hadn't realised this was a piss-take editted vid, thought the chef was doing it all for a joke for comic relief or something!! Only figured out after watching one of the Jamie Oliver ones
@alexooi1016 3 жыл бұрын
here to actually learn how to chop an onion. wasn't disappointed.
@noelsoong777 8 жыл бұрын
love the product placement he knows how cheesy those ads were xD
@SiliconBong 8 жыл бұрын
+Yes it's funny The banana, that's the secret !
@tsardine2573 3 жыл бұрын
I so wish this was real
@tmass1 7 жыл бұрын
I haven't laughed so hard in my entire fucking life. god damn this hit me right. when the banana fell. i died.
@pacificcoastbreeze 7 жыл бұрын
It's funnier to see the Jamie Oliver version first so you get why he did the banana thing
@stradzedm3536 6 жыл бұрын
T-Mass? What are you doing here haha, I love your music man.
@tadhg3 3 жыл бұрын
I’m happy for you mate, when I first watched this I felt exactly the same.
@jamescarr4662 3 жыл бұрын
Ever ?
@lr6884 3 жыл бұрын
The deadpan was perfect. I love him even more now.
@renabarca1328 3 жыл бұрын
0:48 this is what Marco do to Gordon's head when he messes up at the kitchen during their time working together
@MimoTooThanks 8 жыл бұрын
I really want to know how you manage to make it look so legitimate, love it
@KeiMAn-zv7yn 8 жыл бұрын
damn, your profile pic freaked me out
@MimoTooThanks 8 жыл бұрын
+Kyeongmo An haha, sorry!
@GrantH2606 3 жыл бұрын
nice profile pic
@rgamer4272 2 жыл бұрын
@@GrantH2606 lmao
@bierdlll 5 жыл бұрын
What's amazing is that Marco's normal videos are just as equally funny!
@timothygats 3 жыл бұрын
I think alot of people are confused with what's actually going on here
@CountSalazar 3 жыл бұрын
Only the Marco non believers are confused
@solarestone 3 жыл бұрын
He’s chopping an onion
@whynottalklikeapirat 3 жыл бұрын
Well they should concentrate then. Or stop concentrating so much!
@professorpancakes6545 2 жыл бұрын
I actually believe this was real for a couple seconds, fantastic editing and filming.
@hafizulazri5353 7 жыл бұрын
isnt this the guy who made Gordon Ramsay cry
@Zip-id7pm 6 жыл бұрын
Hafizul Azri He didn't make him cry, Gordon chose to cry.
@venomf0 6 жыл бұрын
Yurick Hunt lmfaoooooo
@DS-yg4qs 5 жыл бұрын
He didnt. Onion made him cry.
@gunjeetsingh90 5 жыл бұрын
And now Gordon Ramsay is the guy who will make you cry
@MR77366 5 жыл бұрын
Nope, that was The late Joel Robuchon... Probably
@Jojje94 9 жыл бұрын
I do like that all the big celeb chefs have their own little bags or pouches for the Cadbury fingers. They are, after all, an important step in chopping an onion.
@EricChien95 7 жыл бұрын
Its something that they all learned in the beginning
@Velasca 7 жыл бұрын
Absolutely essential. I love the quality of Marco's finger bag.
@theonionsystem7779 3 жыл бұрын
What I love is that they all love cabury crisps it shows that they're that good
@iain2080 3 жыл бұрын
00:51 God I love that sound of the pan reverberating
@riley8704 2 жыл бұрын
What sold me was the little bag tap at 0:24. Exactly how MPW trained chef's "tap" their food. Immaculate.
@xChrisS41x 9 жыл бұрын
0:22 How lovely he "tucks the fingers away"^^
@MorticiaObscurum 8 жыл бұрын
The transition from 0:38 to 0:43 is just perfect. Like a scene out of The Prestige.
@RickyRisha410 3 жыл бұрын
Putting onions on KNORR stock pot is a pinnacle in the history of ‘funniest things’
@D4veJap4n Жыл бұрын
I was already reeling from ainsley calling him and him going “he’s nice… no’’ then hanging up. I was already on the verge of death at that point but then the spreading the chopped onion on the packet HAHAHAH IT ENDED ME 💀💀💀💀💀
@lil5079 5 жыл бұрын
The knorr stock pot at the end was the best bit 😭😭
@MrButton1988 8 жыл бұрын
The editing in this video is insanely well done. Originally I thought they somehow got Marco to act in this...
@Narwell_ 4 жыл бұрын
The ending of gordon opening the bag of chips is perfectly spot on
@1AmGroot Жыл бұрын
This is so well done that I didn't even notice that the hands aren't Marco's at first
@michaelblower7363 7 жыл бұрын
It's Marco's poker face that really makes it so hilarious! XD
@ddff2623 4 жыл бұрын
Just when I thought there’s no way there could be a stock pot in this video, he blesses us with smearing smashed onion on a stock pot
@left4newbz 3 жыл бұрын
Marco needs more training. YSAC's onion chopping skills are still unmatched.
@cocomon1990 3 жыл бұрын
Why do you have that as your pfp?
@hentaiprotag7122 3 жыл бұрын
Nice pfp
@mesumermhd9074 3 жыл бұрын
@@cocomon1990 honestly you're better off not knowing
@cocomon1990 3 жыл бұрын
@@mesumermhd9074 sadly I know where is from...that's why I asked
@mesumermhd9074 3 жыл бұрын
@@cocomon1990 sorry misread that as "who" for some reason my bad :)
@adeelthegame 3 жыл бұрын
Let me remind everyone that no matter what this man says, whoever he is, its your choice!
@themightymeme4598 8 жыл бұрын
Guys, this isnt edited. Ive tried these steps and they acually work!
@husnurridhasyafni7188 9 жыл бұрын
"heavy cast iron frying pan" and the 'ping' sound caused by it always got me. laugh my ass off.
@sharks3010 3 жыл бұрын
When Ainsley's face popped up on screen, I lost it! 🤣🤣
@craigedwards2940 2 жыл бұрын
You have to love Marco. He's excellent and very entertaining without ever trying to be.
@unearnedreservations 8 жыл бұрын
There's something quite violent yet surreally beautiful about this video.
@stephenwithaph1566 7 жыл бұрын
THAT'S where "You Suck at Cooking" learned how to chop his onions!
@darwinallisany404 3 жыл бұрын
I tried this last night, and let me just say, I am never going back to the gasoline and ice method ever again
@N0xium 3 жыл бұрын
I like how every single one of these videos start off with MPW looking like an absolute villain
@resellworld 9 жыл бұрын
Fuck this is good! Please don't ever stop!
@14_fazliferulliyudhawijaya62 5 жыл бұрын
0:50 onion: (chuckles) i'm in danger..
@jessehenderson2967 2 жыл бұрын
I was like "A crystal!? hes really recommending a fucking crystal?" And then the banana and the bag came into play.
@ChloePricesNumberOneSimp Жыл бұрын
"He's nice, He's funny, But I think we're too busy to chat" *hangs up* 💀
@Adam-zc3of 9 жыл бұрын
Please PLEASE do something with Nigela Lawson! She's just begging to be messed with!
@kalebsanchezgrainger9310 7 жыл бұрын
Adam Bolton Yeah but if it gets cut too fine she'd probably try and snort it.
@nobiggietv 9 жыл бұрын
Hilarious
@iluvmuzic7298 3 жыл бұрын
Fist comment after 6 years
@agakath 3 жыл бұрын
@@iluvmuzic7298 god ive already watched this but i forgot about it. the benefits of having a shitty memory
@PeterMasalski93 2 жыл бұрын
If you consume a stock cube just before you start cutting, you can cut onions quickly while looking at the camera.
@MrJohnestall 3 жыл бұрын
Some men build houses some men build ships , and he peels an onion !
@pratikhazari3701 5 жыл бұрын
Thought this was for real up until the banana-bag thing
@vidm96 9 жыл бұрын
How do you get your set to look so much like the original set?!
@_corvusgraves 9 жыл бұрын
Green Screen
@QDRquality 9 жыл бұрын
trollface099 Nope, not greenscreen! They're just very good at finding props that resemble the set. If you look closely, you'll see that the tiles on the back wall change shape. the tiles in the actual cooking video are wider than the ones in the close up shots. The bottles in the background also change from having white corks to having black screw caps and the liquid seems darker. So they are not using a green screen, but are actually dressing the set!
@Jojje94 9 жыл бұрын
QDR Quality The cuts are usually so quick and you're so focused on watching what's going on that you don't bother with the fine details that don't match up, unless you deliberately look for it.
@QDRquality 9 жыл бұрын
***** I agree, I just had to debunk the green screen comment :D
@themrfj 8 жыл бұрын
+vidm96 Skillz!
@notquiteanonymous4359 2 жыл бұрын
This man’s face is the reason the channel is called “Yes it’s funny”
@yutehube4468 3 күн бұрын
Most chefs make the vertical cut first, but if you do that, when you make the horizontal cut you have onion slipping around. Make the horizontal cuts first, then vertical, then at 90° to that.
@KingOfCoconuts 9 жыл бұрын
you guys went all the way with the scenery. very nice
@TheSnub 9 жыл бұрын
***** Wait, you didn't shoot the entire thing?!
@PlagueDemon6 4 жыл бұрын
I lost it when Ainsley Harriott tried to call Marco :)
@william678910 Жыл бұрын
Marco is so serious I was on my way to the kitchen to grab a banana and an onion
@user-cf9ni6iu8s 5 ай бұрын
0:17 him swiveling it around made me burst into laughter. " Yesss yesss swivel the onion"
@Andrewg820 8 жыл бұрын
love how all these videos connect one to another one XD
@bilaljassat8496 2 жыл бұрын
How he kept a straight face doing this whole skit is amazing
@MrMikeylol22 2 жыл бұрын
He didn’t do a skit, he actually chopped an onion and they edited it.
@benjimain6 Жыл бұрын
Friend, you okay? 😅
@east8891 3 жыл бұрын
Dude so serious I thought it was real until I looked into the comments.
@shamsheed1726 Жыл бұрын
I never knew he was this funny… 😂 always thought he was js super serious no matter where he went. So good💯
@johntrains1317 6 жыл бұрын
This is Fucking hilarious. And Ainsley calling in made it that much better.
@zlee001 5 жыл бұрын
I was so confused when i saw this the first time. I thought i was having a stroke. 😂
@CurtisC685 8 ай бұрын
The way the cast iron sings when Marco assaults the onion the second time is like it’s screaming “please Marco, no more, he’s already dead”
@nobodytotallynotodysseus3222 3 жыл бұрын
Well done you had me fooled. Great editing.
@andystack7449 4 жыл бұрын
I water the veggies in my garden with stockpot water so I don’t have to use seasoning when I cook
@ilkeryoldas 9 жыл бұрын
Ainsley Harriott would be epic! =)
@northseabrent 9 жыл бұрын
Two handed.
@zefanyalt5944 9 жыл бұрын
ilker yoldas yeaahaa boiii
@mentlegentleman7873 7 жыл бұрын
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
@mashable8759 4 жыл бұрын
YEAAAA BOII
@flowerofash4439 4 жыл бұрын
You can just edit porn hub videos for that
@ArtistNotFound123 3 жыл бұрын
The best part is the little piece of onion he holds - they did a great job recreating that piece of onion lol and it sells the scene
@Sontronite 2 жыл бұрын
the editing was so convincing i didnt realize it was edited until i saw another comment say it was edited
@hfbloke706 4 жыл бұрын
Me at 0:47 Haha I thought he was going to smash the onion with the bloody pan. Next moment : waht?
@brandonlambert8021 7 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard. I was like "Is Marco really trolling us?"
@robertwhitten265 2 жыл бұрын
I can't believe there are so many posters who think Marco is in on it.
@NohEnvy 3 жыл бұрын
dear god, when he grabbed the pan I felt like a 5-year-old boy: scared and about to call mommy
@arthurhiroa4238 8 жыл бұрын
Glad he didn't forget to include the bananas. They easily feel left out.
@IndraJayaGroup 4 жыл бұрын
1:01 Ainsley want to know your Location!
@hl8808 4 жыл бұрын
Indra Jaya ha’yaboi
@crex8751 Жыл бұрын
this was brilliant. I had no idea this was edited until I read the comments franticly, hoping that I hadn't missed some big thing about onions. XD well played.
@McCullyClassic 3 жыл бұрын
The vegetable stock pods at the end hahahahhahah
@FuzzFace80 9 жыл бұрын
I'm hoping that means Ainsley is up next. Brilliant!
@Brandoff_B 9 жыл бұрын
Love the knorr advertising at the end
@FerociousSniper 7 ай бұрын
The crystal is a vital step. Make sure you have a good quality one.
@rasmustagu 2 жыл бұрын
I GENUINELY couldn't tell it was an edit. Sick work!
@jan7736 2 жыл бұрын
I can't believe i've watched this 3 times to realize this was supposed to be a joke then laughed so hard. 1. What was that spinning crystal? 2. Wait, is that even legit? 3. Damn it, it was a joke.
@anti-ethniccleansing465 2 жыл бұрын
I suppose this video is a good lQ test then. That’s amazing.
@veryonlineman 4 жыл бұрын
Anybody else only realized this was a joke at the end? I was like wtf just happened here
@devotedindian545 3 жыл бұрын
he declined an incoming call saying the caller must be to busy to chat 🤣🤣🤣. I just lost it
@DenisPauna 3 жыл бұрын
I always love coming back to this one, brilliant! 😂
@jpopey91 9 жыл бұрын
More of these!!!
@johndoejoey 9 жыл бұрын
***** NOT GOOD ENOUGH... WE NEED 2 EVERY WEEK.
@jpopey91 9 жыл бұрын
+Yes it's funny awsome!!!
@kmlkmljkl 9 жыл бұрын
***** FUCK YEAH
@alexanderguezuraga1396 3 жыл бұрын
I thought i was going to see how to really chop an onion! Then I realized he was kidding and i couldn't stop laughing
@best7993 2 жыл бұрын
my god this has got to be the best edit on youtube it fucking had me man. I even rewinded 6 times wondering why that onion came out of that bag all diced up
@NickTerry1 2 жыл бұрын
This is how chefs actually prepare food behind the scenes. The government doesn't want you to know this
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