Imma end my son's whole career

Parking pataweyo has come along way

Literally 🤭

This meme is overused and dead but this is a rare case where it's still appropriate and funny xD

Young Daniel: WHAT CAREER

"Do you want to come 'round, and see my stamp collection?" When I was in Italy, I met a Swedish man who educated me on that line. I told him that I wasn't into stamp collecting, so, no thank you. I found out that it is essentially asking if you want to go home with them.

Hollins23 thats not a saying.. trust me.

@@KalleJon10 : LOL! Really!? He, and his friends, told me that it was. Maybe it was a generational (or regional??) thing because he was older than I was. He also told me that a cupboard is called a "larder." Is that true?

Great thinking hollins

More views using Margot Robbie's name though.

Lol

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That’s weird, I am Australian and I have never heard that saying, ever. She must be from Queensland or New South Wales.

The spiders there are so bad now they just lit everything on fire

@@leightalbot414 we use it here in nsw. shes from qld

Just LetMeFly Because she gets the most clicks out of all of them

exactly..

@@seizieme Yes I get it I'm just annoyed.

It's the high point. The shrimp sandwich one is cute, but it's the spiders one that wins.

@@seizieme It's probably also because she's gonna be on the show this week to promote birds of prey. They usually put up previous appearances of the guests before the next one

Yes but Margo's comment was the funniest!

She’s the most famous so it’s her name on the title, regardless of how much work she did.

@@TryHardTimah Another comment was full of Aussies saying the opposite things. I bet it's super regional.

@@TryHardTimah Very common, you must live under a rock ..Or maybe you're a spider and people wish not to offend🤷‍♂️

@@crizznik2312 That's the thing with Aussie slang, Australia is a large country with a relatively small population, slang is very regional. For example I say fair suck of the saveloy, having been raised by a bloke who came from down in New South Wales, as where I have lived in central and Northern Queensland and everyone says fair suck or fair shake of the sauce bottle. Besides that I honestly think the real thing about Aussies who use slang make it up some times and we just piece it together through context. It's rare that we get stumped by another Aussie even when we have never heard what they said before.

I see the unimpressed parent is a thing we all have in common

@IRISH LAD Or maybe he was just the furthest from Graham and felt the need to get closer while talking. Not seeing he did/didn't make her uncomfortable, just saying it's a possibility

@IRISH LAD What intelligence? How did you determined his and their intelligence?? What a loser you are. Jealous that he is making something with his life, unlike you who trolls on the Internet. You are an Irish. It doesn't get worst than that. The male guest obviously brought laughter to the room on every answer he gave. That's the purpose of being on an entertainment show. Graham laughed, so were the other guests and the crowd. He did got too much close on the sofa without realizing that the woman who sat next to him needed a leg space. But it was unintentional. She was not that uncomfortable.

@Wally Banter The whole crowd were laughing on several occasions because of his funny answers and stories. He's funny.

@IRISH LAD Ok boomer.

Exactly. Even though damn near all of us cuss lol

The best I've seen about this logic is in The Walking Dead. Showing guts, rotting corpse and people getting gruesomely murdered ? Sure ! But don't you dare make Negan swear as much as he does in the comics !

@Jean Kennedy There are lots of American shows I like, but I do get sick of the hypocrisy. Saturday Night Live is also weird in how it's literally shown late at night, yet if someone says a strong swear on-air that person risks getting fired. So stupid.

Just the Brits keeping it real. I love it and far prefer it over American TV.

bill burr: you know who I was before you booked me

André Corazza Miguens Except that it is the sort of BS people make up for a laugh. I am very much Australian, 64 years old and in all those years never heard it until this video clip. It is not a common Australian expression.

Umm it’s a very Australian expression. Maybe it depends which state you’re from.

​@artistjoh It's not super common but heard it a few times in the mines, I've heard it a lot more in other countries than I did in Aus though

@@artistjoh I hear it at least once a day. That or "we didn't come here to put socks on caterpillars"

@@artistjoh Elijah Wood said that Peter Jackson used it a lot when making the Lord of the Rings movies, so apparently New Zealanders use it too.

It really isn't something you want to try though D:

That is soooo Graham Norton.

irish much?

My favorite bit is Greg Davies telling his story to Jodie Foster, Russell Crowe, and Ryan Gosling. And I'm reasonably sure I've seen every episode of Graham...

How cryptic...

It's the doctor not doctor who

@@cutielol0 you must be fun at parties

@@cutielol0 Doctor poo Ok, bye everybody

Lol I started to hum the theme song!

What do you mean, she IS talking in her usual accent all the time, she doesn't hide it or adapt it, noone does

@@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 sometimes she talks more in american accent because in most of her movies she has to talk like that and it comes to her naturally, but when she laughs, her aussie always slips

​@@ittssanaano she literally totally still has her full native accent 🙄

You're not worried all that swearing is going to corrupt your morals or any impressionable youngsters who might be around? And if you start doing it too, where will you end up at the end along with all these showbiz reprobates? 🔥

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Just surprised she can walk

Yup ! He's a lucky guy. I just watched her in her first film. A Royal Affair. It's a danish film. She's the female lead and she carries the whole movie. I recommend it to you.

their children will be quick silver and scarlet witch....hahahhaha

@Samantha Franklin I thought that light between the oceans was a very good, very moving film. I would also recommend A Royal Affair-2012. She's the female lead and she carries the entire film . It's a stunning performance and a true story.

Some more Swedish sayings that doesn’t translate very well: Well, then there is no cow on the ice. There is no danger on the roof.

He looks so stoned.

Truong... Did you copy that from Petter?

Maybe he is putting on an English accent 🤯

British accent is really good lol

@Jean Kennedy IMHO Graham Norton is a wonderfully civilized, cultured, and elegant man with great charm, an excellent TV persona (with the highest skills as interviewer), and who is also capable of the most perfectly appropriate bawdiness as required.

@Jean Kennedy Of course agree 100% on Graham, but wouldn't compare his show to Bee or Oliver's, just different types of shows. James Cordon seems to be trying to achieve a similar vibe to Graham's show, but lacks the chill demeanor, his guests ARE NEVER as comfortable launching into a story.

@Jean Kennedy can you imagine the US allowing 8 out of 10 cats does countdown?!?!

because people are now woke which is being both stupid and uptight

Because in the USA you´ll have translate every "bleep" word to Latin. That´s not the primary language of modern celebs.

There are owls in the forest

Translation, please?

What do these sayings mean? When would you use them?

@@schisandra I reckon "There's no cow on the ice" means "there's no danger on the roof". :) I don't think they're separate sayings.

In French we say: "the lake did not catch fire"

But we aren't here for that anyway! It's misunderstanding!

What if the spider backs up onto you?

@@GiantArapaima74 *pornhub intro starts playing*

In New Zealand they have the same phrase except they use the word sheep instead of spiders.

@@orlock20 Yeah but how often does the sayer end up being incorrect?

They do play Norton here on BBC America, but only once a week. Americans actually like the format better where the guests can all interact with each other at once and when they seem loose and have a few drinks. They used to be that way on Carson. Unfortunately everything has to be editable for advertisers here. Which is a shame. The money runs the show.

Tee Morgan we don’t have to however American TV is ridiculous with censorship. You can have ads for alcohol but cannot show anyone drinking in the commercial.

That won't stop American TV executives from trying. They're so creatively bankrupt they'll poach anything popular overseas on the hope it will hit big in the US; and have been doing so for decades.

@@listofromantics true but it will fail, also americans play too many commercials unlike the BBC.

Oh brother

yeah what the hell?

Yes I noticed that too???!!!!!

I was searching the comments to find Allison's name so I could write a comment asking about that lol

I was thinking how, even in Johnny Carson's day, that would have been a scandal!

welcome to the world of clickbait titles

Australia doesn't have that saying. I've never heard it and I am Australian.

@@AVMamfortas I am new zealander and I have heard it many times... and we only have little spiders here. Maybe it was ours... like the pav.

A.M. Fortas might be an outback saying. I've never heard it either but only an Aussie city dweller of 40+ years.

As an Australia my whole life i hear it quite a lot, but mostly in country towns, so makes sence some havent heard of it

I never noticed but he does lol

They were sharing. Daniel was planning on not drinking alcohol and then he changed his mind but didn't want a full drink or something, so she gave him her glass so that he could sip.

Wait did you call three oscar winners extras?

James Leon I watch that video at least once a day 😂😂

We have that saying in Cuba too. Exactly like that. When you are asking for a premise that didn’t happen

Gino has always had the best lines, and seeing as Holly and Phil are innuendo freaks it makes for fantastic telly!

Reginald Dove let me give you an example: Two guys talking about girls - if I had money, I would ask Jennifer out tonight. - yes, and if my grandma had wheels, she would be a bicycle Meand: since the IF (the condition, having money tonight) doesn’t happen, the second part is only a dream

Craig Johnson I happen to believe my grandmother had a pretty fullfilling sex live with my grandpa. He was a stud, seriously.

She is pretty

She has been slightly MIA, and this interview is from 2 years ago from when she was promoting Tomb Raider, and she’s only really been in that Netflix film last year. But looking at her IMDb page, she has a couple films coming this year, so will be nice to see more of her.

I was greatly to surprised watching The Illusionist (2006) recently and seeing her as an extra! She was just trying to get her career started around that time. Can’t find any mention of her appearing in it anywhere on the internet but I am certain it’s her. So cool! If anyone wants to see for themselves, she’s near the end of the movie, in the audience. Can’t miss her

She ruined tomb raider and I can never bring myself to accept that

H4RDI7G she only ruined it if you think it’s a remake of the Angelina Jolie films. It’s nor.

RNY lived in Australia 32 years, not once have I heard someone use this phrase.

@@millymillymilly Be that as it may, I’m stealing it from you guys. It’s just too good not to be stolen. 😀

@@millymillymilly Have you heard of fair suck of the saveloy?

@@millymillymilly Do you hang out with yuppie hipsters? I've been here 40 years and I've heard it plenty of times.

Another contender: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/idhil8ubqauWgqM.html

Lol

Very good

Jen .P loooool

If the Drop-Bears don't get you first.

I’m an Aussie and I’ve never heard that phrase before, but then again they are a different breed up north...

I am an Aussie, and I endorse this comment, mate.

It could def catch on worldwide

In America we just call that politics. The rich cry about jet fuel costs and get billions. meanwhile Flint STILL has nasty water to drink. It's a wacky place.

@@Protectourbioshpere capitalist society.. its about money. Corporations run the government, banks influence owns most stuff, money = power. Government and corporations are intertwined.

Like theyre standing on a pebble. :o)

He's Irish and gay, the English do have a fondness for gay chat show hosts for some strange reason. A lot of gay Irishmen tend to do well in English television.

Trump isnt the punch line either, it's fantastic.

@@tomasotreasaigh111 He's there because he is the best and nothing to do with his gender.

@@underwaterbubbles so, gay is a gender? Lol.

@@iamxDeManx Strange !

too bad it's old video...

Did you slide in on a shrimp sandwich?

You're 2 years late !!

its the asmr k

London bruv

I've heard up in Manchester too, not solely a London thing

sweiland75 London ting mainly, but can be found elsewhere in England among youths etc

"and then like"..

The same in polish

Can you use that in a sentence? I am intrigued ha

Can you write it in Russian?

And you've got that one about Kuzka's mother. I don't quite understand that one.

I wish I could like this comment more than once!

Same! Im glad he is getting all these recent nominations

Some of it is probably actually British though

@@RedDevil_Joe very true but the Australian accent just makes it all the more fun 😂

@@RedDevil_Joe - You gotta be an Aussie... We're the only one's who think that "probably actually" makes sense as a turn of phrase 😂

So Australians go to hell, too?

@@floogelhornzzz4770 It's a hot Southern land.. Hell is home 😉

Literally called a po' boy (poor boy) out there

Jake Blues ya god damn right

So you're saying that Louisiana is a socialist state?

Bband It makes sense to me because I’m gay lol

Ά ρε κωλόφαρδε! 😉

Would would be amazed to know they have a very similar expression in Brazil (Portuguese)

All of Straya?

Did u mean all Australian

@@fabiofdez no he said it right. Its an aussie thing

@@brandona4618 aaaaah I see

@@fabiofdez ya got ta learn to speak 'strine mate..'struth..

French and sodomy. Nothing new here

I highly doubt that, only because I imagine that you don't really converse in English much. Actually, how common is it to know English in France?

@@urkput Good ol' Sodomy. Always peeking around the corner.

@@Wookie_oo7 What? I mean... what? The saying is obviously :"On n'est pas là pour enculer les mouches." which roughly means that "we aren't here to nit pick, we got something more important to do." We OBVIOUSLY say that in French. For the rest, I don't really understand your comment as a whole anyway. What's the link between the saying in French and people knowing English in my country?

@@andreaf6800 euuuuuuuuuh ok je te crois mais jai jamais entendu ça et je viens pas de naître

He's awesome in widows