"Like, 19 years ago, little 9 year old Failboat" -19 years ago was 2001 -Super Mario 64 DS was released in 2004 -Failboat is 24 -19 years ago Failboat was 5 Ok, that makes sense, Failboat was playing Super Mario 64 3 years before it came out in 2001 while he was 5 years old but also 9 years old... wait what
@Thunder-mo6fy4 жыл бұрын
He probably just mistaken the 19 years ago.. but yeah
@dontmindme85714 жыл бұрын
You forgot to divide the hypotenuse, add the squares, and carry the 2.
@oofiederp4 жыл бұрын
Julius Kulla The lore deepens.
@kimi15224 жыл бұрын
To explain that, we need to talk about parallel universes.
Mama mia Luigi, we've a got to a steal this a-bike today and a-get some chicken a-wings!
@luiluiruirui4 жыл бұрын
then plack beach *B L A C K P E A C H*
@knightofsparks95674 жыл бұрын
"Black Star, I feel like that's an anime character's name" Well, you'd be right. In the Anime "Soul Eater" there's a weapon welding narcissistic "ninja" kid with blue hair named Black Star. His weapon is actually a girl that can transform into several Ninja weapons-
@FMHikari4 жыл бұрын
the definition of being used
@Anafyral6664 жыл бұрын
Blakku⭐star
@failboat4 жыл бұрын
Ya! That's who I was thinking of. It's just been so long I wasn't sure if that was his name.
@conductorfishy4 жыл бұрын
I watched this a day late so I was unable to say this and I'm a little sad but I'm going to give this a like
@guestb83894 жыл бұрын
Now that's what I call using a woman.
@chiachimariachi46824 жыл бұрын
6:33: (Toad voice) *Yoshi the accident wasn’t your fault you have to let us go*
@seanjones76944 жыл бұрын
This game is so dark if you imagine the toads that way
@the_epic_memer5534 жыл бұрын
Toad voice:it was my fault for jumping
@msmx90884 жыл бұрын
Fandom Obsessed Rosalie am i the only one that actually did that in a toad voice
@ThisGuy68663 жыл бұрын
msmx music no
@ModernAegis3 жыл бұрын
What is that from?
@gamerletter19864 жыл бұрын
Any of you just remember sitting on your couch or bed, booting up your DS and playing this for hours? Yea I miss those times as well.
@Jarvis_20774 жыл бұрын
Yeah I remember being bad at it (cause I was pretty young) I didn’t even beaten it lmao those are some of my earliest memories
@CleetusGlobin4 жыл бұрын
I remember playing this on car rides back when I was 8. Back then, I didn’t know that it was a remake, so I tried to backwards long-jump up the endless stairs lmao!
@six_buck_dlc3 жыл бұрын
you guys had a childhood? man i was born in 2008 and got into gaming at 6 i missed everything
@mira_atlas3 жыл бұрын
@@six_buck_dlc I got into games at 3, and I regret nothing
@six_buck_dlc3 жыл бұрын
@@mira_atlas wow
@healmore87164 жыл бұрын
Yo I really miss playing this game it’s so nostalgic for me and it’s also my first Mario 3D game that I’ve played
@steveahoy78444 жыл бұрын
Same my friends
@SuperStarEevee4 жыл бұрын
Yep
@somerandomsylveon82504 жыл бұрын
i got a DS with a copy of this game and it was my first 3D game too
@hudberwafdog4 жыл бұрын
FRICKIN GOD SAME AND I WAS ON THE LAST LEVEL THEN I LOST THE GAME CARTRIDGE THEN I BOUGHT SECOND IM ON THE SECOND FLOOR THEN I FOUND THE GAME CARTRIDGE AND THIS IS THE BEST GAME OVER.
@somerandomsylveon82504 жыл бұрын
@@hudberwafdog lol
@PKSparkxxDH4 жыл бұрын
13:37 I'm sorry to disappoint you so.
@msmx90884 жыл бұрын
PKSparkxx DatHottneSS yo i didn’t know u watched him
@jxstjohnny3 жыл бұрын
BLM
@brownsugar40943 жыл бұрын
BLACK MARIO
@rosey73923 жыл бұрын
Pk didn't know you liked failboat?
@warpstarrogue35543 жыл бұрын
L33T
@jaicreates43054 жыл бұрын
Lizard Mario, the one true king
@morrisgaming-dailyvlogspra38504 жыл бұрын
Black Luigi?
@0915nina4 жыл бұрын
Black Luigi is racist-
@carlapis4 жыл бұрын
Waaaaah
@scanchannel32594 жыл бұрын
Funny.(ignore me pls)
@seancat9484 жыл бұрын
God*
@antonymilne13464 жыл бұрын
Failboat: "We're really struggling with some of these jumps" Fence: "I'm about to do what's known as a pro gamer move."
@burger-tc2gl3 жыл бұрын
3:10 identity theft is not a joke Yoshi Yoshi: who's Yoshi
@waffles81444 жыл бұрын
I remember exploiting the crap out of this game with Luigi’s backflip as a kid. Definitely one of my favorite ds games.
@Unovakid244 жыл бұрын
Man this was one of the first DS games I remember playing! NOSTALGIA TRIP!!!
@void18244 жыл бұрын
I’m in the exact same failboat as you
@snappieboi50264 жыл бұрын
UnovaKid 24 my first game that i couldn’t understand
@randomcommenter79004 жыл бұрын
6:36 mARio, IM dEAD! yOur TAlkiNG TO a spIRIt
@stress13004 жыл бұрын
You're comment is funny
@msmx90884 жыл бұрын
random commenter best toad voice ever
@marcoanimacoes56904 жыл бұрын
@@stress1300 NOW THis Is An AVEnGErs lEVel ThrEAt
@whoopdedooper4 жыл бұрын
“Good thing we didn’t die” *Gets hit by b- AD STARTS PLAYING*
@marcoanimacoes56904 жыл бұрын
S(h)ame
@guestb83894 жыл бұрын
S(h)ame
@tripplordofinconvenience99534 жыл бұрын
S(h)ame
@tripplordofinconvenience99534 жыл бұрын
I got 2 ads 😡
@DillyzThe14 жыл бұрын
"Thats *quite* the invitation, yoshi..."
@an_odd11274 жыл бұрын
He’s left photoshop, and he still ruins characters
@ethsinkoh4 жыл бұрын
???
@personwhoiscappy4 жыл бұрын
@@ethsinkoh Lizard Mar. HElp mE
@isaaca.garcia89584 жыл бұрын
"Who are we killing?" -Failboat 2020.
@guestb83894 жыл бұрын
"Your target is a single Pom Pom, they know you're coming, so expect a trap."
@Bluigi644 жыл бұрын
2:24 *"It's a lizard!"* 🤣🤣🤣
@eggy61274 жыл бұрын
9:13 When your mother names you failure
@anonymoushuman66512 жыл бұрын
2:34 He's just the Pringles man. You know that, right?
@totallynotkhobsessed4 жыл бұрын
0:41 there's actually a chance when switching to the Mario drawing that you'll get luigi instead
@Swap_Sans954 жыл бұрын
Actually it’s not random you get it if the star touches mario at the exact same time you tap
@totallynotkhobsessed4 жыл бұрын
@@Swap_Sans95 oh thanks!
@ScatLuigi4 жыл бұрын
Ignore that misinformation. Luigi shows up the third or fourth time (I forget which) the Mario drawing pops up while cycling between him and Yoshi.
@totallynotkhobsessed4 жыл бұрын
@@ScatLuigi 1. That's wrong 2. It's been 5 years since i last played
@ScatLuigi4 жыл бұрын
It cycles through different variations in a fixed order
@roccotrojan34694 жыл бұрын
This game was my childhood. And once again, the Failboat the demon Lord has ruined it.
@Kookii4 жыл бұрын
Oop
@goober41354 жыл бұрын
Omg same I am so happy it happened
@MysticG034 жыл бұрын
How has Mr. Boat destroyed this... He shall soon make the Holy Trinity of Mario's: Mar, lizard mario, now we just need one more.
@guestb83894 жыл бұрын
he destroys everything he touches...
@raid99134 жыл бұрын
@@guestb8389 is that positive or negative?
@secretly80723 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Yoshi's face at the beggining: Hol' on, gotta stretch first 0:34
@aack_its_alex4 жыл бұрын
The Problem: Nintendo won’t release information on the 3D Mario remakes The Solution: (THIS)
@guestb83894 жыл бұрын
#THIS
@sillybuffalo454 жыл бұрын
“Red Mario” **Desbug would like to know your location**
@SausageWizard4 жыл бұрын
Failboat: No character in the Mushroom Kingdom is over 3 feet! Me: *laughs in Mario's canon height being 5ft1* Edit: How did this get 75 likes? Thanks!
@Nat_the_Chicken4 жыл бұрын
In that case he must be two feet wide
@negativedawn1364 жыл бұрын
So I’m the same height as Mario, great
@The_AuraMaster4 жыл бұрын
How big are the humans in Mario!?
@Nat_the_Chicken4 жыл бұрын
@@The_AuraMaster Ooh good point, they were all nearly twice his height in Metro Kingdom. So that puts them at 8-10 feet.
@buckbedrivertooth55994 жыл бұрын
The Koichi Effect
@radioactivecheesenowinnucl47463 жыл бұрын
11:50 Pops off thinking he won. Actually lost.
@happythedino94362 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@Gintoki_Freecss4 жыл бұрын
Last time I was this early, Christopher Moon only had 5 likes.
@egaming18754 жыл бұрын
*CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP*
@keeb79634 жыл бұрын
6:46 - Dan's face in the corner says it all.
@josephgonzales57814 жыл бұрын
10:00 The Yoshi tho
@thedoodlersassociation55454 жыл бұрын
"Don't call me a Psychic, just call me GOD."
@emilyhair20313 жыл бұрын
ok
@kruemmelbande50784 жыл бұрын
This should he rename "gambeling addiction with luigi DS"
@FrickinRumbi4 жыл бұрын
No, he should call a video with only minigames that
@guest_26534 жыл бұрын
1:24 Me: " hrmmm... hmmm- *WAIT WARIO WHAT ARE YOU DOING?* "
@TeamRocketAgentSilver3 жыл бұрын
0:06 Uh-Oh Spaghettios (Oops all Marios!)
@riolulover97844 жыл бұрын
Dang man, this was the first ever mario game I ever played...I never once thought I'd see it again. Let alone with the luxury of it being revisited by the man of fails himself.
@tamirlapidus69943 жыл бұрын
1:38 *Y O S H O F T H E W I L D*
@FriskDrinksBrisk3 жыл бұрын
Did you know that taste of the wild is a brand of dog food
@SantiagoTheEnjoyer4 жыл бұрын
Me: Mom, lizard mario scares me Mom: Lizard mario doesn't exist sweetie! It's just your imagination! Lizard mario: 14:08
@thechargedfoxie456yt24 жыл бұрын
The 64 in mario 64 stands for *the number of people that yoshi brutally sluaghtered*
@neonishere1234 жыл бұрын
I remember playing this game when i got my first fever. I played this game while watching the mario movie. Its honestly one of my favorite memories and this video gave me so much nostalgia that i have a grin just typing this
@melonmix39594 жыл бұрын
13:42 "Come on black star. I feel like thats an anime characters name," Thats because it is. There's a main character in the anime Soul Eater named BlackStar.
@evol57654 жыл бұрын
And the anti-McGuffin from Bowser’s Inside Story.
@ScatLuigi3 жыл бұрын
Ev Ol That's the Dark Star
@glitzicurities90754 жыл бұрын
Perfection in all the wrong ways, and that makes it perfect.
@Trianull4 жыл бұрын
"Picture the person you love, in your head." Well here's my first problem...
@michellek62674 жыл бұрын
I completely forgot the entire minigame collection existed. This video has opened the floodgates to years worth of locked memories
@chaihill18374 жыл бұрын
"Touch me? Quite the invitation, Yoshi."
@AverytheCubanAmerican4 жыл бұрын
"Mario you don't look too good" Mr Failboat I don't feel so good, mamma mia
@joujou14504 жыл бұрын
I love how you sectioned parts of the video with different names. That is so cool
@haruokumura67854 жыл бұрын
Yoooo, I loved playing those minigames with my siblings! Epic trolling was had on the petal-picking one
@llamaplaysgames4 жыл бұрын
Is no one gonna say anything about the thumbnail which is the same one from "Super Mario Odyssey but it's actually Mario 64 "
@BiancaacnaiB4 жыл бұрын
HOLY HECK YOUR RIGHT
@nick-cepticon7824 жыл бұрын
I knew I recognized it somewhere! 👀🤦
@llamaplaysgames4 жыл бұрын
@@nick-cepticon782 Wow, how long did It take you to find this comment.
@isaacpaintsemrouboanderline.3 жыл бұрын
0:01 *iTs tImE tO JuMp in ThE AiR*
@colincrawford50554 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: A Garden Snail (Helix Aspersa) travels around 1mm/sec. Doing the math, (3.154x10^7 sec in a year), the average Snail could theoretically cover 31,540m in a year (31.54km / 19.598mi). With the average lifespan of around 2-5yrs, the Garden Snail could, at most go anywhere from 39.196mi - 97.99mi in its lifespan (63.08km-157.7km). Meaning your average garden snail could never truly reach 100miles.
@adalbertomanzur21014 жыл бұрын
This game was literally my childhood
@nick-cepticon7824 жыл бұрын
Whole childhood for me as well. 🔥
@Bylethisop4 жыл бұрын
"You'll die alone" *starts crying over the fact I won't be with Arin Hanson*
@superdejan644 жыл бұрын
3:00 Trick shot! Look closely to the goomba in the back
@notchpoodles58643 жыл бұрын
I need more of this. This is so nostalgic for me honestly.
@mega_olivia_y9034 жыл бұрын
I swear every you video makes feel both a little bit less family friendly with all of these jokes lol like telling Yoshi he’s going to meet his grave soon
@Solesteam4 жыл бұрын
no one in the kingdom is over 3 feet tall: Bowser: Gwah! am I a joke to you?
@hochfamily87314 жыл бұрын
0:52 but first We need to talk about *PARALLEL UNIVERSES* Edit: the text is in the chat
@thegoon38404 жыл бұрын
FailBoat: does anything Artists: O-O T H E I N T E R N E T W I L L L O V E T H I S
@fugo54644 жыл бұрын
“Black Mario” “Black Luigi”.
@saltsalted15284 жыл бұрын
9:14 I knew that since the start of my life.
@sg08244 жыл бұрын
When that nostalgia be hitting different.
@kingbill81554 жыл бұрын
I loved how you could mess around with the character drawings i loved creating abominations like failboat did
@LuigiMasterGaming4 жыл бұрын
Funny thing is that when you uploaded this video, I've been attempting to 100% this game
@EeveeGaming-ji3bt4 жыл бұрын
“Luigis better than a flower”
@KarstenPHT4 жыл бұрын
(8:18) that meme tho
@happythedino94362 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@egcart49574 жыл бұрын
I’m that type of person to buffer pause the video to watch all the memes and art Your Discord server was a wild place after that stream not gonna lie...
@promethianSeraphim4 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for uploading this amazing content. I've been having a bit of a pretty bad day this really brought some joy into it.
@VeryShyGuy4 жыл бұрын
Dan: Black Mario Dang Me: PKSparkxx would like to know your location
@jyro14964 жыл бұрын
gamer time
@Null_Knight4 жыл бұрын
Your first
@namename-ek1dr4 жыл бұрын
Congrats you were first
@EtanMarlin4 жыл бұрын
Nice you're first
@1179next4 жыл бұрын
Conglatulations
@dontrondemon42214 жыл бұрын
Childhood: exists Failboat: *LIZARD MARIO APPROACHES*
@Timmothy_plays4 жыл бұрын
I always loved playing around as Yoshi. Now i wish for a remaster of SM64/ds probably called Super Mario 64 Deluxe or SM64Switch.
@thegrouchb.a.t.g.96314 жыл бұрын
Failboat: Lizard Mario approaches Me a meme imagineer: *Jotaro theme getting louder*
@thechargedfoxie456yt24 жыл бұрын
10:00 stare into the eyes of perfection
@loganconover38664 жыл бұрын
Ah yes. More funny stuff. I’m glad. Finally some good KZfaq content.
When your to early that the comments don’t show up
@speedyrave99994 жыл бұрын
OMG THIS WAS MY CHILDHOOD, IM SO HYPE TO SEE THIS
@Hatibrella4 жыл бұрын
Fail: oh my god I'm actually playing mario 64 again Me: oh my god failboat is actually uploading again
@zeveeeenn4 жыл бұрын
Who shall we kill first? -Fail Wario: *compressed noises*
@lorenjackson47974 жыл бұрын
0:42 The drawing looks like it's just seen the devil
@justinsmith90064 жыл бұрын
i love the sectioned video thing, i have seen it a few times and it is interesting. :)
@FunkyDinosaur6492 жыл бұрын
Nice throwback to the Mario Odyssey 64 video
@user-uo8wf3sm9m3 жыл бұрын
Apparently this game is 19, so he's living in the year 2023
@TheVillager694 жыл бұрын
I need more of Failboat ASMR Aka more of him playing: Loves me, loves me not.
@el_zinga4 жыл бұрын
Gotta love these games. Mario Bros for the DS had some of them too.
@rileyboy43784 жыл бұрын
Chat: Says not to jump Failboat: Mario goes wahoo
@Zuk01094 жыл бұрын
1:13 kills toddler
@smugsuperoof43143 жыл бұрын
14:16 *ma ma Mia*
@byrontheusurper6505 Жыл бұрын
Played the hell outta this game's multiplayer, it's so funny
@Systxrey233 жыл бұрын
"Mario, I'm dead. Your talking to a spirit" best toad impression of failboat
@b.r.a.d.4 жыл бұрын
is this 6:28 the power of「KING CRIMSON」?
@nsgpanda4294 жыл бұрын
It’s literally of sonic adventures 2 copy. Even the sounds lol.
@minimejj4 жыл бұрын
I had to slow down the payback speed... so I could read all the memes... oh man... that's a gold mine... "Oh, this... this is beautiful."
@NickyNicklass3 жыл бұрын
Everybody chillin until Failboat becomes the nostalgia critic
@FlaminGamin74 жыл бұрын
7:35 Yoshikage Kira be like
@robynsadlyisnttaken46923 жыл бұрын
dan, you have made me remember my dangerous past 4 year old addiction to luigi gambling and that bomb omb one. i didn't even know that was mario 64
@kplay64213 жыл бұрын
4:41 "Koopa the quick, huh ? The only thing you'll be racing to is an early grave *toad like Reee*" I've been laughing for the past five minutes at this and I cant stop 😂😂😂
@giovannieich74874 жыл бұрын
Already exited for the TFF SM64DS multiplayer episode.