This is canon to the miitopia lore now

3:08 The fact that he was actually trying harder to hit the bird than any of the holes🤣🤣🤣, it's even better the second time

“I poured my blood, sweat, and tears into Mario golf” Well, mostly blood.

you cursed this world with the concept of "Mario foot products" so the game later took it out on your actual foot.

fail needs "mario foot products" for his injured foot

Next episode of Sword and Shield, Fail accidentally stabs himself with the joy con. Also well done with the smash edit. It fit really well.

I like how both alpha and failboat were immediately like "this is just pokemon sword and shield!" To the intro

That blood wasn't because Fail stubbed his toe. It's because Toad ordered a hit on Fail, that failed, after seeing him relentlessly struck the golf balls with immense force, and striking harder after learning there's a small Toad in each ball.

Little did we know, the reason it's so much like Pokemon is because the golf balls ARE Pokemon

Nintendo Games: -Chill most of the time -Child friendly -Happy and colorful Failboat: ...Let's fix that

4:57 that was so well edited lmao

6:45 Man, that boat doesn't fail 😳

Fact: Sheep are the official currency of the UK

I love how he doesn't care about the shots, but when it comes to hitting the birds he does all the precision he can

I would absolutely start watching golf on a regular basis if all the commentators sounded like toad as a very enthusiastic twitch streamer.

I’ve never bled from a Nintendo game before-Failboat

9:08 Fail stole my joke, I feel so honored!

The similar starting area to Pokemon SwSh gave me a heart attack.

“Wii are taking over.” -Miis

8:43 an actual quote from Failboat Also are we not gonna talk about how the new title is “brain gone” and yet the thumbnail shows Mar’s brain-

Only OG’s remember when this was called Mario Golf but no brain

Wasn’t this originally called “Mario golf but no brain”?

Mario Golf: Super Rush for the Nintendo Switch Entertainment System? No, I think you mean Mario Golf: Adrenaline-Laden Blood Rush for the Nintendno Stub Cardiovascular System, releasing June 26th 2021 at 7:29.

Mar has officially been on every adventure possible

I really want ‘I got injured playing Mario Golf’ on a t-shirt now.

Use the smol brain as a golf club, hits fast and hard without strategy or strength.

Birdo can fit Mars face in her mouth. I think the fear the guardian music made me feel was fitting.

please god super rush me to therapy

“Hey I got a hole in one playing Mario Golf super Rush” “Oh that’s gre-“ “A hole in one foot”

I fall asleep while watching a stream ONE TIME and I miss Failboat bleeding out smh my head

This man drew blood to Mario Golf!

I love how Fail and Alpharad Deluxe thought this was Pokemon immediately

Failboat really bled for Mar's sins

This is the equivalent of a beach episode in anime.

"mario golf has double the framerate" WHEEZE

I'm holding your brain hostage, Failboat.

mario golf super rush me to the hospital better be a part of the next photoshopping segment

Failboat: “She’s going to walk over to me and give me my running shoes.” Birdo: *Casually approach child.*

I like how he adds the "no brain" as if it isnt expected already.

It's pokemon. That's the first thing I said when I started the MARIO GOLF ADVENTURE

I love it when my golf games cause me to start rapidly losing my blood, really glad that Failboat was able to demonstrate the "Blood Rush" feature of Super Rush in this video, one of my favorite additions to the game

Mar just kept gaining power, as each round commenced he became more powerful than before. Soon, Mar used this power to get back at Failboat for all the weird stuff he’s had to put up with. Mar used this power to reach into the real world and stab Fail’s toe with a Joycon. Failboat’s gonna need some Mario foot products to fix that injury.

2:26 i want an image of Mario Mario shooting a golf ball with a glock and then it says, "NICE SHOT"

The sentence “Mario Foot Products” still haunts me to this day

2:45 I feel personally attacked.

fail the more I watch your content the more I become genuinely concerned for your health pls be careful friend

BIRDO WALKING TOWARDS MAR AS THE GUARDIAN MUSIC STARTS PLAYING ACTUALLY KILLED ME

10:21 i love that to the right of my screen the next video is called mario but rage, it matches very well with this shot

That thumbnail has meme potential if we add another panel with a big brain.

0:53 you should’ve said my neck Pokémon snapped

You saw it here folks, failboat enjoys phisical pain in his videogames XD

I love he does so much math to just hit a bird with a golf ball

Failboat needs the Mario foot product at this moment, right now

Golden Sun is so dead, the Mario Golf story mode decided to copy Pokémon instead

As someone who’s played golf before as a hobby, this has made me feel more pain than I ever thought was possible.

"I've never bled from a Nintendo game before" I- I'm crying :')

I like how mar is just casually wacking people with a golf club and a ball like 'U CAN'T SUE ME'

Failboat going to change the video title for the third time: 3:49

The next Mario golf will have a therapy feature

Mario golf except your rushing to get to the end and you don’t have time to make a SINGLE thought and you have to watch the time build up while you have to hear the screams of endless suffering from toads :)

Birdo: Hey, you. You're finally awake.

4:58 the fact that you went into smash bros to get clips for these edits is too good A+

3:29 What Daniel DIDN'T account for was the birds flying away.

anyone remember when this was called "mario golf but it's small brain" or something?

2:57 “NOW A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR MARIO FOOT PRODUCTS”

Fail aiming for the hole: Ball go brr Fail aiming for literally anything else: There are ten thousand calculations going on in my head and all of them are right

There's gotta be nothing but a singular almond I side of that skull

As soon as I get this game, I will bump into that sheep for 3 hours straight. you can't stop me.

Failboat: I have opponents now. *puts golf club near the pink Yoshi's behind* FORE!

That better not be the homer Simpson meme that your RE teacher would put on the wall

Meanwhile, Jacob and Jo are talking about chargin’ chuck railing toadette

This is perfect Failboat struggle tweet material

"I can see the waveforms of screams" Me too except when I go near the basement of my parents house I go blind.

its crazy how they used that Pokémon game to basically make the map

Me when Failboat changes the title twice:

0:02 Oh *disappoinment*

Gulf of Italy: British Animal Enslavery Edition

“Oh it’s you…” Mar has never felt such praise before.

I really despise how the first few moments of this game are built so similarly to Postwick from sword and shield

so in the failraid the person we raided made fail a god

'Subscribe for more pokemon sword/shield' WHAT?

You know, the Mario 64 DS mini game music starts playing in my head when I have a big brain moment too.

I commend you for powering through the stream after that devastating blow, pal. Content creation truly demands sacrifices! 😂🎉

This is definitely the content I look forward to

4:24 IM IN THE CHAT :OO

At nintendo, we put blood, sweat and tears into making the games. *AND SO DO THE FANS PLAYING THEM*

As a person who plays golf this is inaccurate but so dang funny

2:48 Why does this legit sound like a little kid streaming?!

Original Title since he's bound to change it: brain gone

Ok, I think it went from "Mario Golf but no brain" "The Miis are taking over"(?) "brain gone" "Mario Golf: Stupid Rush"

Who needs brains when you have… *Mar.*

Failboat: "Wow, I've never bled from a Nintendo game before!" Mario Party 1 Gamers: "You never forget your first."

3:01 is my humor

Super Mar Golf - Super rush me to the hospital and get mii treatment.

6:45 DAN YOU 1-2 IS LOOKIN A LIL DUDUDU DUDU i thought you made family friendly content

Mar is Daniel's living nightmare.

Fun fact: dragonfruit arent dragon

Sincere Question, Daniel. Is your foot okay?

0:49 he set up a joke yet he still missed like the clones in star wars

This has mario like Mario maker 3 ideas but costumes: Goomba shroom: this causes you to turn into a goomba, you have smaller jumps but deal damage to enemies and players sideways Question mark block suit: your jumps are smaller but if you crouch in the ground, you will become a question mark block Spring suit: you always act like a spring but if you crouch you become a sideways spring Gold shroom: you are invincible but your jumps and speed are decreased Super mario bros. Pow: you can bend anything by hitting it, it acts like hitting a brick, your jump is shorter and you cant jump on enemies Doctor's coat: you can shoot pills that don't ignite but can activate blocks also if you jump on enemies you dont get any bounce Star rod: you get 4 extra but small jumps, can inhale enemies and blow them out to activate blocks (no air blow) Morph ball: you can shoot 5 missiles,infinite lemons ,morph into a ball and 5 bombs, the bombs break blocks and the missiles activate them Poke ball: you can shoot electric bolts to stun enemy stacks, bosses and players also activate blocks Pikmin: there are 7 pikmin, you can choose which one you get and b to throw pikmin (you can only have one pikmin) Red: deals 1 jump of damage per 5 seconds, acts like a fire ball Blue: deals 1 jump of damage per 10 seconds, acts normally when in water and in water night themes Yellow: deals 1 jump of damage per 7 seconds, it can carry items and activate blocks Purple: deals 1 jump of damage, it weighs as much as a muncher, it can trigger pows and destroy blocks just by falling on them White: deals 1 jump of damage per 3 seconds, can survive poison water and destroy munchers Winged: gives you a floatier jump for 10 seconds with a recharge of 5 Rock: deals 1 jump of damage and activates blocks like a orange pow inkling: you can shoot ink balls similarly to links bow that make 3 by 3 ink stains, if you shoot one and it hits the ground it makes a 3 block wide stain but you can activate the inkball earlier by pressing l or r again which affects semisolids and other blocks, if you press down on top of ink you become a squid which makes you clip inside the block you are standing on, you act like you are running in normal ground but like in a cloud in semi solids and other blocks, also water kills you and cleans ink gnw mario: you can teleport 2 block forwards by TAPPING left or right your jump just teleports you half way up and then up, your fire balls also teleport but one block left and right pac man: you lock on to enemies and can dash into them in 8 directions and if you run too fast you destroy enemies that touch your mouth backpack: you cant jump but you can carry items builder suit: you have 5 bricks that you can place anywhere like in story mode suspicious knife: you can go into any pipe (warp or not) and exit another one in the same warp, you have a knife stab and you can make gizmos not work Luma: You can spin and big chunks of blocks get a gravitational pole