“Local Man kills entire police force with money and a baton he picked up.”

*One handed increased to 100*

Expectation: Reality: Dallas is in custody

Hit one: You call that breaking my spine? You couldn't break a mosquitos spi- Hit two: GAH MY SPINE!

*first melee hit* polis man: hah! That was barely- *second melee hit* *polis man instantly loses all blood in his body*

"Jacket get the doser, Dallas, go kill the Queen." "What?" "The Bloody Jukebox, Dallas."

0:04 Imagine being that cop. Growing up, wanting nothing more than to become a member of law enforcement. Years of academy training, working your hardest to become the best of the best, eventually being assigned to a special ops team specifically chosen to handle some of the greatest threats to your city. Then, one day, the call comes. The Payday Gang is here, in your city, slaughtering your brothers in arms by the dozens. Your team suits up, loads into a van, and heads out. You breach into the building, clearing it floor by floor, when suddenly you hear an odd noise, and the last thing you see, as you take your final breath, your finger closing on the trigger in some final defiance of fate... Is some fucking psychopath in a suit brandishing a katana.

How to get the "Are you serious?" achievement, easily.

*T H A T S A L O T OF D A M A G E*

Melee makes a super sonic man out of everyone, and you can too!

0:23 I like how Freddie says 200 degrees Fahrenheit and there's immediately a dozer in fire on screen Worth mentioning

"Sociopath is by far one of the worst builds in payday 2" Maria: Hold my beer

Me after the release of comically large spoon: *takes notes*

0:54 I laughed really hard at the subtle "roaming frothing madness"

Connor Shaw: PayDay 2's melee system leaves something to be desired Maria: *A'ight bet*

There’s something incredibly funny to me about Jimmy screaming he needs a medic bag while he stabs a swat team with a knife

Hotline Miami 3

Damn, how'd you get a copy of Hotline Miami 3?

This music and the melee sounds are really satisfying to hear

I'm waiting to see this entire video remastered with the comically large spoon

psa: lmg when

Melee is now viable. WHAT TIMELINE IS THIS

the federal agents wondering how a hippy massacred the entire agency with a wad of cash:

This is a new difficulty tweak *POLICE BRUTALITY*

Man, the trailer for hardcore henry 2 looks good!

*Doctor: Okay, call it.* *Nurse: Time of death: **5:32** p.m.. Cause of death: Smacked in the face with a stack of Benjamin's.* *Doctor: Seems legit.*

Seeing a grown-ass, criminal mastermind wielding a comically large spoon jump off a fight of stairs to hit a man was the greatest thing I’ve seen.

I think that enemy got.. the point.

1:01 the lengendary 🅱🅾i hand

Hardcore Henry ending was really out there.

Heavy: I fear no man. But that...thing... *soup time* Heavy: It scares me.

This is one of the most legit uses of this song i love it

Cloaker: BUT CAN YOU DO THIS

Right lads, you know what to do. WOP YOUR WAD WOP YOUR WAD WOP YOUR WAD ON THE BANK GUARDS

1:27 beats a cloaker to death via melee *This whole operation was your idea*

Friend: "So what kind of build you running?" Me: "It's complicated"

The stats say that the maximum damage a melee attack can do with perks is 1800 x10 because of sociopath. *THATS A LOTTA DAMAGE*

1:35 _I NEED A MEDIC BAG_ just fades out. And so does "FUCK YOU TASER" Does too. I love jimmy.

"Local MAN beats entire police force with only knifes and a baton he picked up"

I see you remember the basics of CQC

Breaking news Local criminal demolished an entire police force by using:a baton he picked up,burried machete,bundle of money,some few toothbrushes,and his own fingers Police have been reported for reaction please stand by

Fun fact: kevlar isn't stab proof

Samuel Hayden: you can’t rob a bank Vega: the van is ready 30 minutes later

Im just seeing that scene from shaun of the dead where their beating the zombie bar owner in my head while watching this

ffs mario, you *cut* clean into my schedule

"it certainly made the cut" god damnit you crass crocodile you agitated alligator

I can't stop coming back to this vid. It's so perfect. Soul touching

Gym teacher: "Oh, just a little workout" The workout:

This is possibly the best PSA to date. Best 12 months of twitch prime conceivable.

Sniper: Stab stab stab!

to describe the whole video in a single word: *W H A C K*

I love how perfectly timed the montage is with the song

I'm guessing this is a shaun of the dead reference with hitting something over queen *if not it's still a great psa, very informative* *p o l I s*

0:54 Roaming Thruttling Madness of a Chainsaw

this video is just one of THOSE ones...you know the ones that are just way too damn fun

I'm getting hard core Henry vibes from this

"This video is not available."

1:00 boi hand

the amount of pure effort put into this video, immaculate

"Ammo? What's that?" -this guy

*I stayed for the music*

I like this Hardcore Henry trailer. In fact, I love it. Thank you.

Man this video is euphoria You synced the hits with the music thank you

i got an ad using this music I still hear the melee hits

Wait, why didn't i see this part on Hardcore Henry?

Holy shit Sociopath is this good?! I miss the one-slice build I had before Tans got buffed. I might get Hotline Miami JUST for this :O

i cant unhear this.

I never wanted this video to end… it was the perfect bliss

Don't forget to bind melee to left mouse.

I was expecting a cloaker to kick you when you tried to close in for the melee

A masterpiece in editing, thank you

this video with the Bonk effect on every meelee hit would be epic lol

Melee-Only Man would be proud.

I get hardcore henry memories from watching this

Fug man, this is making me so nostalgic about this game. It was the first multiplayer game I ever played until it lost support. It was such a fun ride of a game, and even on bad heists or difficult ones I still had fun, like I think Prison Nightmare is one of my favorites, I didn't even think it was that hard.

An old vis that showed the best turning point besides PD2 having more updates now, such a good memory, see you back in a few years comrade.

Favorite youtuber + favorite game + favorite song = Favorite video

Reminds me of that Shawn of the dead scene with the pool cues

Jacket: YOU ARE THE ANGEL OF DEATH *angry sociopath perk deck sounds*

Best video in psa series

Man... Alot of mudas and oras and doras going on here

Who will win? A Fighting boi Or A highly trained swat officer known to carry the deadliest guns out of anyone?

it feels weird watching any Payday2 video that has anything to do with melee now that we have the Comically Large *S P O O N*

This is what overkill intended with this totally for a guy to finish 100 heists with a baseball bat

I keep watching this. Probably my favourite psa out of the ones you've made so far.

The skull dozer part with money killed me lol

whilst you were needing a medic bag I studied the blade

the way he gets cloakers gets me anxious and doped in the same time

I fucking love your PSAs lmao

Dear god, that jumping attack at the start. BANZAI!

i can't stop watching it

you know, I've missed this game after watching this it kinda gave me a nostalgic feeling about this game maybe I'll play it again just so i can feel happy. also can i know what skill you we're using

H A R D C O R E H E N R Y

"WHY IS QUEEN STILL ON? WE HAVE A SITUATION. I KNOW!" If you get what movie thats from you're awesome!

The editing power of this man

When they say "Don't bring a knife to a gun fight," but you maxed out sociopath:

we are the poelice

You can say he "packed a punch" Im so sorry

This is just beautiful

I like how some of the melee hits are in rythem of the song.