Mark E Smith reads the football results

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17 жыл бұрын

Excellent viewing, especially if you're a Fall fan who supports a lower league English team and want a unique ringtone...
MES - RIP
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@ANOther1003 5 жыл бұрын

MES could read a phone book and it still would've sounded like a Fall song. Legend.

@michaelroberts7374 2 жыл бұрын

This is very true

@jasmineblack9778 Жыл бұрын

@@michaelroberts7374 haha it would be very entertaining

@lunarubyjon594 3 жыл бұрын

I have to re-watch this at least once a year. Never fails to cheer me up. What a legend he was.

@Lambretta1969 15 жыл бұрын

This is the best clip I have ever seen on You Tube. A triumph of random, surreal casting by the BBC. Mark E Smith is a legend

@gomey70 16 жыл бұрын

whoever thought of this deserves a raise

@steveolson1669 6 жыл бұрын

RIP Mark E. Smith (1957 - 2018).

@fionnsterr 4 жыл бұрын

love how he refused to say "coco-cola"

@stefanzine 9 жыл бұрын

"West Ham United...1h"

@edwinjamespope8118 7 жыл бұрын

Totally floored me..

@dermot51 4 жыл бұрын

I Fucking love that

@succytash 4 жыл бұрын

Truly, one of the funniest things I've ever heard. And I've no idea if it was intentional or a mistake!

@apathyintheuk265 3 жыл бұрын

They'd fucking kill for a '1h' result right now.

@apathyintheuk265 3 жыл бұрын

@@succytash Drug and alcoholically spurred.

@bluestate69 6 жыл бұрын

i don't really care for football, but i could listen to Mark E. Smith announce the scores forever.

@JamesBentley1981 15 жыл бұрын

I had a pint with him a couple of months ago. It was an ambition fulfilled.

@gailal 3 жыл бұрын

“I hope you dont mind us using your song every week” Mark E “Not at all. i dont get a penny anyway !”

@T800System 10 жыл бұрын

there is something deeply satisfying about hearing MES say the name of my hometown.

@cribbe6547 Жыл бұрын

'West Ham United 1H' will never get old, I miss Mark. And it's funny, if he knew how missed he was, he'd probably be pissed off about it haha

@GeorgeDillon1 6 жыл бұрын

Nice to hear a true football fan who refuses to use the stolen nickname for the Franchise @ 3:08 #RIPMarkESmith

@vollsticks Жыл бұрын

"Coca-Cola"? Yeah I noticed that--and I am not a fan of football (or any sports, now that I think of it). But that was a pretty based move

@filled_soda Жыл бұрын

@@vollsticksWhat did he refuse to use/say? I'm clueless.

@fiddygd8304 8 ай бұрын

@@filled_sodarefused to say the 'dons' after Milton Keynes. MK originally didn't have a football team, so some businessman 'relocated' wimbledon's team to MK, that's where the 'dons' come from. It was and still is a pretty controversial move, and alienated a lot of fans. But as someone who lives in MK, they really have no fans in the area, a big empty stadium and are usually towards the arse end of the league. Justice in a mysterious way.

@Timmeh551 4 ай бұрын

Yep 👊

@jeff91266 2 жыл бұрын

I just had to listen to this again on the 4th anniversary of MES's death. What a legend. He should have been reading the results every week :-)

@MrCitizenSmith 13 жыл бұрын

Tottenham Hotspur postponed West Ham Utd1H Southampton Town Chesterfield Town Bourne-ne-ne-mouth Gillingham Town Bristol Mark E Smith is a top Manc Citizen.

@storydujour 4 жыл бұрын

3:09 "Milton Keynes-" definite disdain, slight pause... rightfully MES does not voice the 'D' word. Unspoken respect to Wimbledon. "He was not appreciated."

@fabianwood5646 2 жыл бұрын

He know exactly what he's doing when he says "Milton Keynes" two... #droptheDons

@davidlean1060 6 жыл бұрын

The way he announces the 0-0 games cracks me up for some reason! Bless the cranky old codger. I would say rest in peace, but I imagine he's living as large as he ever did in whatever after life he managed to find ;) Rest any way you damn well please Mark, you wouldn't want it any other way!

@michaelroberts7374 2 жыл бұрын

Spot on. Raisin chopped but powerful cult hero.

@harlotgainsbourg8988 3 жыл бұрын

after all this time, this is is still my all time favorite video on KZfaq. cheers to Mark E. Smith forever!

@michaelroberts7374 2 жыл бұрын

Loving it to bits and pieces!! Southampton Town Chesterfield Town Bristol Nil Grrrrimzby one Bohohorrrnemouth!! I'll never forget this-ah

@emdiar6588 6 жыл бұрын

Has nobody ever sampled this and stuck it over some Fall-esque bass line?

@iancrist8431 5 жыл бұрын

A friend of mine used to periodicity lay this over his do sets- laced throughout

@angharaddenby3389 3 ай бұрын

Released as a 6" lathe-cut single by Feral Child on 2 April 2024. !00 copies made. Just as it is here (up Mark's reply on being asked where he come up with the tune.)

@dee74raz 8 жыл бұрын

Oh that was funny when Mark E Smith said to the presenter that his no.1 short haircut looks like he escaped from Strangeways !!

@charliechutney 15 жыл бұрын

Southampton Town, Gillingham Town, West Ham 1h, bangs headphones on head, Ray Stubbs escaped from Strangeways.... Comic genius.

@daveated 13 жыл бұрын

Would make a good Fall song , just add bass n drums.

@bobinbud 3 жыл бұрын

workin on it not an easy job.

@bobinbud 3 жыл бұрын

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@mrdubcek6824 3 жыл бұрын

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@MatthewCyUK 3 жыл бұрын

Underrated reply!!

@richardwalker5845 2 жыл бұрын

Lance Hardy, RIP. Thank you for this gem...."West Ham United 1H!"

@Andy78L Жыл бұрын

The concept of the pools panel was sadly lost

@TheIkaraCult Жыл бұрын

Good on Ray, he took it in good spirit

@jacob7207 12 жыл бұрын

1:33, he doesn't read "Coca Cola." He's like in his mind "fuck dat I aint reading that Corporate bullocks." I wouldn't read that either.

@grasshoppersunny688 6 жыл бұрын

THE WIT & HONESTY OF MARK E SMITH TOP OF THE LEAGUE FOR ME ANOTHER CLASS (WORKING) R.E.S.P.E.C.T 👍✌

@ScrotusXL 4 жыл бұрын

Hit the North!

@Angelina1east 14 жыл бұрын

havent laughed so much for a long time. it just got better and better.

@styxcreek 8 жыл бұрын

Not much of a soccer fan but I love The Fall.

@klaasjantempel1118 5 жыл бұрын

It's not soccer! It football! ;-)

@MsObsidian1 6 жыл бұрын

RIP Fella :(

@TheIkaraCult 4 жыл бұрын

A Number 1 haircut has never seemed as sinister

@TheIkaraCult Жыл бұрын

"Its mythological, its Greek" Instantly the most highbrow thing said on the BBC in that era. MES elevated everything.

@flashtheoriginal 6 жыл бұрын

So sad to hear of MES’s passing. RIP, Mark-ah

@orchidtender 10 жыл бұрын

Every second-third word, NIL! NIL!

@funwithphobias 10 жыл бұрын

It pays, to talk, to SOMEON- I mean NO ONE!

@Talentedtadpole Жыл бұрын

He pronounces Shrewsbury correctly. So grateful that he waa formative part of my youth. Much missed.

@justmadeit2 4 жыл бұрын

He kinda laughed when he said Bournemouth, I wonder if he was thinking of 'The Bournemouth Runner' ha

@amnesiacradar 13 жыл бұрын

Absolutely brilliant, a great upload!

@Bro-Star3000 6 жыл бұрын

RIP Mark :(

@CIVILISATIONVIDEO 6 жыл бұрын

rest in peace, boss

@theworldvideos1 14 жыл бұрын

A classic from Mark E Smith !!!!

@dafteverton7218 6 жыл бұрын

English Chelsea fan this is your last game.

@QuoMinBongoes 5 жыл бұрын

Hahah, ive been a Chelsea fan for 50 yrs but Sparta FC is great...he hated Chelsea i think!!

@stephenwalker850 2 жыл бұрын

He once walked by me wi ah plastic bag

@tomdissonance 14 жыл бұрын

impossibly and undyingly funny.

@TheVimtoMoustache 12 жыл бұрын

Surely that should be Bury Athletic P-Rushden And Diamonds Town 2 ? Marks comedy is second only to his musical genius. Legend.

@sullys6088 6 жыл бұрын

"Southampton...... Town? 3"

@jasmineblack9778 Жыл бұрын

The Fall 10 Oasis 0

@stevenuuu1212 16 жыл бұрын

southhampton...town 3 leeds 4, i'm on the floor in stitches!!!!!!!!!!

@FlintSL Жыл бұрын

Sounds like he's getting more and more pissed the further along he goes

@gazowl142 2 жыл бұрын

Even the great MES knows that Chesterfield are called 'Town' ... Legend!

@RadioNul 4 жыл бұрын

Refused to say the "Dons" in Milton Keynes Dons. Good stuff.

@grasshoppersunny688 6 жыл бұрын

RIP MARK E SMITH SALFORD'S FINEST R.E.S.P.E.C.T 2 YOU 🎼 🍺 👍 ✌ 💖

@UncommittedAddict 15 жыл бұрын

Greatest video on youtube, hands down.

@AllyLamont 4 жыл бұрын

Southampton....Town

@chasb4515 6 жыл бұрын

R.I.P mark e smith

@ealaspada 14 жыл бұрын

Never in my life had I expected this kind of combination...

@stevehotspur 6 жыл бұрын

RIP Mark E Smith

@ravensmead 15 жыл бұрын

if only the BBC was like this......

@yools9511 15 жыл бұрын

funniest...video...ever. Nothing like sheer enthusiasm.

@GNeuman 4 жыл бұрын

Absolute Legend..

@yatesy117 7 жыл бұрын

"West Ham Utd...1H" 😆

@presumingeduk 13 жыл бұрын

Southampton Town and Bristol... love it

@jazzygeofferz 6 жыл бұрын

First thing I thought of when I heard he'd passed away today, Manchester will be grieving in the morning.

@michaellucas6466 3 жыл бұрын

Absolute quality😂😂😂 R.I.P MARK E SMITH

@scherzomortale 11 жыл бұрын

Mark e smith would make the shipping forecast BRILLIANT. the guy is a genius.

@michaelroberts7374 2 жыл бұрын

German Byte-ah Digger dogger Tyne face!! Reprehensible SLAP down. Iceland remains

@glazinghost5951 6 жыл бұрын

FLAWLESS EXECUTION RIP MARK

@christopherbutche5047 11 жыл бұрын

sublime.

@jamesshields6721 Жыл бұрын

Pure Art X

@Alessio669 8 жыл бұрын

love it!

@madcatterman 15 жыл бұрын

this is prolly the best thing i've ever seen

@gilwood7530 Жыл бұрын

"IF its me an yer NAN on bongos ...ITS THE FALL" Favorite MES quote...Its like a bonus track from one a my bloody LPS !!!! YOU ARE SADLY MISSED , MARK !!!

@babidaboopy 14 жыл бұрын

it's a number one!!!

@f1quiz720 6 жыл бұрын

Fucking brilliant. RIP Mark E Smith

@succytash 6 жыл бұрын

THIS IS AWESOME.

@ewignichjesehn 6 жыл бұрын

r.i.p. mark. ;-(

@duncanmiller1288 3 жыл бұрын

I'm glad I wasn't waiting to see how my fucking pools had gone that weekend 😂

@Evemeister12 Жыл бұрын

Should've had the band playing a tune while he read out the results.

@racefaceec90 4 жыл бұрын

i don't watch football at all but i liked this 👍

@GranulatedStuff 8 жыл бұрын

the very famous sports reporter is shouting....there !

@dinoramone6761 6 жыл бұрын

R.I.P

@sduddy 14 жыл бұрын

thats pretty cool well done mr smith

@thetempsband 14 жыл бұрын

Discounted tickets for The Fall in the Liverpool 02 Academy 2 on the 19th of May. They're normally £17 but we have them for £10. Send us a message on this if you'd like one!

@stevenuuu1212 16 жыл бұрын

i strongly agree!!!

@zeuszuul3035 Жыл бұрын

Legend

@jend80 6 жыл бұрын

.R.I.P Mark. E. Smith. Missing Peely a bit too.

@ScrotusXL 4 жыл бұрын

Whaaaaat?????!!!! This really happened 🙀🦴😻💩😅😯😘😕😕😂👍

@berniekersse6488 Жыл бұрын

God best you Mark.

@Jodamu 16 жыл бұрын

Gillingham Town as well!

@MegaFurno 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks Mark, even Argyle won that day !

@markunderwood6296 9 ай бұрын

I loved it.

@goodtaste101 16 жыл бұрын

The future's (mark) bright, the future's Kurious. Absolute bliss.

@dermot51 16 жыл бұрын

sounds like a fall title

@stueva 17 жыл бұрын

Surreal

@PinemartenMusic 7 жыл бұрын

fucking hell... the postponed 1h part made me wake up my parents. oh, mark.

@jend80 6 жыл бұрын

Had some '60s netradio on in the background while reading these comments. I swear I heard some almost-sloppy love song from '68 go ahhhh. & just Heard Born To Be Wild too.