Mark, thanks for souping-up the moped. My kid is going to love it.

“That’s part of living in a big city! Quit complaining.” -Seth Rogen

Man. People can go their whole life and never have experienced having been robbed. Yet Mark has been experiencing that since he was still wetting his bed. That's like, somewhere between 38 years.. +\- 20 years

“Wellllllp”. - one of the most classic Norm lines ever. Love you buddy. Wayne and I miss

Mark giving his credentials to the cops to get them to help him would make a hilarious sketch

Per usual, Mark being hilarious. Also, it’s great to read all of the positivity in the comments. I’m sure he’d appreciate that dynamic coming from his fans. You Gays are awesome!🙂

I like the "buy a little bit better one" advice. Go for it Marko!

I hope he gets it back, seems like such a good dude, pisses me off that someone would steal his shit.

That's such a coincidence. I just saw an ad on Craigslist that said "$25 ride Mark Normands hog"

I absolutely LOVE you when you're a guest with Jim and Sam. You get along so well and reminds me of the good old days when you were a weekly regular for car service & breakfast. I know you would never want morning radio to be your thing but you're really good with them. Your stories no matter how many times I hear them are always funny because you as least add another layer that wasn't funny before So happy to hear you back on the show!!!!

The thing with really rare motorcycle parts, like a parted 1986 Garelli Monza GT, is while the parts supply is extremely low, the demand is equally low lol. I hope he finds his bike, but it's definitely been rattle canned black, and there's an old milk crate bungeed to it, delivering Chinese food

I had my motorcycle stolen years ago when I went into a grocery store for 5 min to grab a bite to eat. Parked right by the front glass doors thinking the same thing mark did, "oh it will be fine"

I've listened to this about three times on Sirius, including that morning, and now the Tubage. Can't get enougha this guy!

My dad had a moped stolen out of our backyard. The gate was locked up but they lifted it . He found it and stole it back. They played a reverse on his Uno game and stole it back again. It wasn't chained up!

This would be great If Sam would STFU. Wuhan, oxtail and hell! 🤣 Mark is one of the best. Comedy!🔥

I love it when the least streetwise dude in the room is giving up inside information on what happens to stolen auto parts in NY... Eventually explains his source is a fictional character on an HBO series called the Soprano's. Sounds right.

Marks a national treasure I love this guy!!

Congrats on the engagement! I used to have a Puch Maxi Luxe, and that was my baby. You gotta get a new hog.

Hilarious! When I was 15 yrs old in 1986, my Garelli was stolen in the middle of the night! I had chains wrapped around the chassis and chain. They just lifted it in a truck and off they went. Mark's stories are hulking my PTSD memories. Great, Grand, drink of the day. I hope the thief gets a heaping dose of herpes. Sorry Joe.

It’s parted out. Way more valuable, ironically, in pieces than whole

When did Sam go from looking like the President of the High School A/V club to a member of Five Finger Death Punch?

Mark has been getting his bikes stolen since he was a kid😂. He should be used to it by now.

A man who is constantly robbed, is getting married. Good call there, Mark. One would think you would learn from your life experiences.

Lol that bike went STRAIGHT to jersey 😂😂😂

The Hog is back! Unbelievable. He actually found it.

Jim has actually become literal Jim lol

Price just went up! Thanks Mark! Smell ya later... Norman's Hog anyone?

He sounded like Seinfeld when he said I know I gotta chain it it’s gone lol

Jesus Christ! I love Mark.

It's interesting that Mark grew up in a fixer upper house and then gets a fixer upper bike -- both of which were associated with theft

Well done!

Mark made himself the eternal mark. No security nor security minded, discusses and displays his home via webcam, already had $6k+ stolen in a burglary, now his bike. The whole world knows they can steal from him with no consequence.

You gotta think of this as a bike-napping: try to buy it back from whoever stole it and think of it as ransom.

Maybe this turns into 5 minutes of material. Breakdown the income from an hour special or whatever a spot runs, amortize it over a 1 year period; divide that by the bike value and it's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year Clark.

Aww! Your Hog!?!?! UGH! Look in Little Italy!

You’re one of the greatest people in comedy and stand up🤟🏻 You got me randomly thinking about your missing hog 😅😂

Mark. I also had my hog stolen. It sucks. I feel your pain.

You can marry your girlfriend without getting the State involved. Reminds me of a bit. "This relationship is going so well we should get our parents involved."

Mark shouldn't exist in 3D. He's a cartoon character come to life.

Glad to see Scorch back at it.

Wow I just looked that bike 🏍 up, classic and really sweet looking.

Welcome to Toronto, Kevin Hart!! Have an awesome show tonight.

Just don't pick up your phone. F the board. Do yo own thang Mark. Love ya!

It’s in the BASEMENT OF THE ALAMO 🔥

Oh it’s painted alright, painted with its own blood as they dissected like a middle school frog. 😂😂😂

The Hog is back baby

So sorry to hear about the two wheel tragedy. Something deeply terrible about losing two wheels, it's not the $ but the memories..

I got my bicycle stolen when I only had it for a couple months. It was only $250 but for a month I swear I was driving around seeing if anyone was riding it 🤣🤣🤣

As someone who owns a Harley, reading the title of this video before clicking it I was trying to decide if Mark was going to be talking about a pig or his piece...lol never would've guessed motorcycle.

LMAO "Mark Normand is OJ"

When are you coming to the UK!? I was looking yesterday and no dates in 2022.. come on man get going with your international tour..

Mark should totally start working with Larry David on Curb. Right??? Haha

Put the word out on the streets. Gets Mark's bike back, if it shows up functional then no questions asked.

"She's ruining the building with her cooking" - ALLEGEDLY! .... Remember to use that word Mark, or you're in trouble.

These guys are savages, rubbing it in like that. Good thing it wasn’t Mark’s kid that was stolen. They would’ve gone on and on about how the kid’s organs were probably being harvested and sold on the black market.

Kevin Hart is doing donuts with marks hog Using marks gasoline down to the last drop 💧

Unlocked bike, unlocked “cool guy drawer”? He hasn’t been in NY long.

Comedy!!!

Mark's lawyer: I told you not to discuss this ongoing case on a podcast, Mark

I bet Jim and Sam hate each other.

This show should be on KZfaq

Jim and Sam really rubbed it in.

F*ckin it in the tailpipe lol. i feel ur pain, my r6 got gotten

Well was gonna go see Mark in Toronto tonight but that shit got canceled the morning of sadly

The smell of cat piss never leaves brother. You're only hope is to hire a a company that cleans up crime scenes

If you listen to any of Mark’s podcast he talks about this bike a lot. I know this one probably hurt a lot.

F**k thieves. I had a $2,000 mountain bike stolen in my old apartment. They had in the lease that we had to use the bicycle storage room and couldn't have them in our apartment. The storage room was inside the apartment building that you need a key fob to enter, the room itself is accessed via key fob and there were cameras all around. Rental insurance covered it, so I decided to upgrade and bought a $4,000+ mountain bike and 2 expensive locks and chained it up in the storage room and a couple days later someone used bolt cutters to cut the bike rack and stole that one! $6,000+ gone. The building was new, so the cameras weren't up and running during the first theft and the police didn't give af about either of them. Rental insurance again covered it but now my my insurance rate is doubled and I don't have a mountain bike because I was sick of them being stolen. Used the money to buy a truck instead.

Mark hope you feel better about this soon

Man taking Kevin Hart’s bike was harsh!

End of a saga

damn cool bike

Yoko joke 😆😂🤣

Its astounding how easy it would be to get a mark normand moped

AHH THE HAWG AHH THE DRUUGGZZ

Sam's hair wanted to strangle him but lost the energy and stayed on his chin!

I hope whoever took his hog returns it like the guys who stole Mr. Roger's car.

You should have your tenet cast a spell on the thief.

Mark...have you called impound? Small chance cops took it on some weird NY parking technicality

If my parents die, I want Mark to tell me that they died and how they died.

I'd look like one of the Honda twins on that thing. Either one of them.

Call around to shops and see if anyone got new keys made.

The bald head gives me the vibe he's going to take over some shit . Love you Sam .

Lmaoooo, they called his scooter almost a motorcycle.

advice advice helps because some people hope that one day you’ll learn

Probably should have the lawyer draw up an airtight future lease that says that if the tenant breaks any of the rules, they can be evicted immediately (or as immediately as the law allows), so you don't have to deal with that nonsense again. And it might be worth offering the current tenant your weekend merch money as extra motivation to leave right away, so you don't have to keep dealing with the retirees in the building with nothing better to do than call and complain to you.

Daaaaaaaaaahhh !

Wow, Sam is really keeping it going more than Jim here. Not that it's a contest.

It kinda feels like Jim and Sam broke in your house and stole your bike so they could give you $#!+.

Peter Parker used to have a Hog too.

Want to see you on Rogan again bud

Sam is like a Shitz-in-Freud Nazi interro-GayTor looking to tear the painful scab of Mark's loss of his beloved cool toy/scooter,which is his baby(WAS his baby).Love all you guys and have a great year 2022!

the convo was over after 4 minutes, they kept circling around the same thing over and over

Came here immediately after he got the bike back

solved the mystery the Sopranos stole your Hog 🛵

Aaaaahhh ooohhhh ehhhhh aaaaahhhh...

such a bummer 😫

Was there ever any update to his cash drawer robbery?

“No wonder your name is Mark” omg brutal 🤣🤣🤣 funny Af . Damn brodi sorry to hear about your hog. Put out the 411 online and hopefully the community will help find it. That’s a bad bitch. Gotta find her ❤️‍🔥

What kinda downs 😂

damn Mark is getting robbed of 2 wheelers all his life. his bike many times when he was a kid and now his moped ! Queefs!!! :(