or a Narwhal

Brilliant!

Or a land dolphin

🤯 #mindblown

That tattoo looks kind of cool. Teaching kids how hippocampus are made ( creature with upper body of a horse and lower body of a fish). Dolphin x Unicorn is my new ship.

You didn't die, you over-exaggerated for effect to get internet points.

@@OriginalPuro Oh you're right. Thanks for explaining it to me like I'm a baby. :)

@@amyhoeksema9850 Speaking about babies, the unicorn was certainly more experienced than Mark Watson. Wonder what he thinks how dolphins reproduce.

@@OriginalPuro I can't believe you went out of your way to state the obvious on a 4 year old comment.

I read this at the exact moment she said that!

Please don't generalize anything. That woman was polite and graceful not the entire British race.

oh yeah so polite and graceful. Never captured half the world and massacred millions of people.

@@arhamsaa Oh yea because they have personally captured and massacred you, right?

@@arhamsaa Are you living in the middle age or colonial Era? Or have you fallen down and smacked that little head of yours against the pavement?

That is priceless! 🤣

That person probably regrets nohing.

Nic Soderman Regerts*

Michaël Lejeune sorry! My bda!

Well it was true i suppose

MrIlleism weird because I have seen that.

@MrIlleisom Oh so funny....

I heard a stand up say that by the name of Sebastian Maniscalco a long time ago. Also, vinyl can look very cool on sports cars. ;) Having said that, the idea of tattoos being 'forever' is an archaic notion since we have the ability to remove them for decades now. It's not a big deal. Just be careful not to get hepatitis B or another infection when getting one. Personally, I like temporary tattoos. But I do find tattoos incredibly attractive on others.

@@shmookins Well, yeah we have the ability to remove them, but as Mark said it takes multiple visits and probably a ton of cash. In other words not everyone has the ability to remove them. People of lower stature might have the means to acquire them, but removal is a completely different story.

Honestly, Mark is the most spot in here. Tats age VERY poorly, no matter how well they were done. Even trying to re-ink and "update" them doesn't really work. 20 years after you get the tat, it's pretty much a mess. Your skin changes in plasticity and color, you've gained or lost weight (or both, repeatedly), and the sun takes its toll. That doesn't even touch on the "am I the same person as when I got them" issue. It's literally like presuming that wearing the exact same clothes from 15 to 45 is a good idea. Sorry, no.

ahahahaha I supposed so

I'm sorry, I'm going to have to correct you - I'M Foxy. 😉

Bloody stunning

i thought clair forlane is old.. 😀

She has a pointed chin

@@melgrant7404 We'll ask her to change it for you.

@@TonyEnglandUK good luck with that sarky

+Danielle Sykes You are right. But tattoos are not cool though.

+Hunger knochen Like everything in life... It really depends...

Correct.

Mike Forti You have one on your forehead

Mike Forti oh

The rearward facing cat has been my trademark for years . Every time i wallpaper i draw it on the wall .

Have ever heard of the expression the cat’s ass!

Hattori Hanzo Agreed

She also sings too. One of my fav songs is Beloved. 😊🇨🇦

Probs fought off weinstein

@@annother3350 I mean, her prime is over. She may not be the lead heroine anymore now.

Not so drunk that time :-)

Still a douchebag.

Not drunk this time.

Rooty Kazooty Douchebad in a sense that he...?

Madman0001 - Welllll, it's actually a skin GRAFT, not a skin graph!

Except perhaps trusting Hannibal?

No Regerts...💪

except not studying spelling in school?

Not even one hing?

Got an ad here in New Zealand where a husband gets his wifes face tattooed on his back and it says "NO REGERTS" under it lol www.contagion.co.nz/the-work/no-regerts/

Mornin' Angle

Not unusual for Minnie

He was very, very, very, very very right.

😂😂

@@TonyEnglandUK Only with the second one.

I agree on the wedding license.

Roman Randhahn why

google cheryl cole tattoo

Roman Randhahn I did; is ugly

Imagine her getting it all off in ten years. Ouch!

It would've gone right over her head probably tbh.

Lmao

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I knew there was something off about him! ;p

Oooooooooof

ThatOneAsianBroChick Funny, I think he’s more of an ass sober. What the heck, let’s split the difference: he’s an ass all of the time!

That's what i was thinking of aswell :) No ragrets!

@666karambab We're the Millers, right?

Thank you

That "dolphin" they were talking about looks more like a beluga than a dolphin

or Seahorse..

There's a narwhale joke 2 comments above where yours appears, written a year before yours... lol.

i used to have the biggest crush on her, very proper lady

Don’t she use her natural voice in good will hunting?

or won't regret, some people have a sense of humour. don't take your body too seriously :P

dickottel Agreed. I purposefully have some silly tattoos for that exact reason.

What the usual 'guidelines' are for tattoo's: 1. Don't put names of people down that aren't your parents or siblings. 2. Don't put 'something funny' down, unless you are older and you réálly want to. 3. Make sure you are sober. VERY sober. 4. It should be something you wanted for a long time and that dóes have a better meaning than 'pretty picture.' 5. You should print the picture out and stick it on/draw it on. And try to live with it for a week. You'll notice where it should be placed, whether it'll stay covered under your sleeves or clothing. Whether it's also fun to look at upside down (from your own view) and if it looks like spots or stains to others, in which case, the size or design should be changed. 6. Generally, don't put logo's of companies or movies down, nothing that is 'currently hip', no Chanel-logo, no Mercedes logo's, no random cars or vehicles, unless it is absolutely something you réálly wanted for a long time.

No, problem is that tattoos just don't age well. They only grow muddier in color, darken, and lose their shape.

I'm not sure how old you were when you wrote that but since this was 6 years ago... maybe now when you read comments/emails/etc. that you wrote 6 years ago... you might think that you wrote some stupid shit? At least here and there? Well... the same applies to tattoos...

There are 2 guys on the coach, both are named Mark.

😂😂😂😂

You had us in the first half.😂

🖐

Not on that fat and pasty white arm.