Tried out Photoshop's new face tweaking feature for today's thumbnail... I think we can all agree that it works perfectly!

Mark: Shes a beaut Truck: Fully jack knifed

Mark: "I love the dynamics of shifting!" Also Mark: *rolls from fourth, drives in 10th at 20 MPH, and just destroys the gearbox*

This hurts to watch being a trucker, but it definitely made me laugh

“Red lights are just a suggestion” -Markiplier

"Its not my trailer so who really cares" - every swift driver ever.

Mark trying to take that first highway curve at 78mph and tipping was the funniest thing I've seen all day.

“I remember how to back these up” *immediately jack-knifes it*

As a former truck driver, I have to say that Mark’s actions and verbal expressions are insanely accurate while operating a big rig. Minus the severe law breaking, of course.

Mark: I paid for the whole speedometer I’m using the whole speedometer

As a manual driver when he said “ why am I going so slow I’m shifting up” had me dead ☠️

the pure and utter shock mark is in when he crashes knowing that he was speeding and doing a big turn driving a truck 😭

Mark: "I'm about to pass!!" "Anyone there?" *checks mirror for .25 seconds* "Hope not!" *passes*

He’s done emergency vehicles, he’s done semi trucks, it’s time for trains

He's even telling stories like a real truck driver

"My fault, but imma blame you" anyone who ever drives, always.

I love this simulator bump, and also love how markiplier has now gone from "i dun need no tut-rial" to "oh god please give me the tutorial"

He should just call this series: “playing games that are much more complicated than I had initially thought”

As a trucker I love these games so people can understand how difficult driving an 18 wheeler is.

The screaming as you flipped is the hardest I’ve laughed in a while lol

Mark while jackknifing the trailer: "She's a beaut. Shea's a beaut."

17:24 Mark: that was probably the most exciting that gonna happen. *Literally few minutes later he crashed the damn truck lol*

Watching Mark try to back up a trailer and not realizing he needs to turn the wrong way to straighten the trailer is the most infuriating thing I have watched in a long time

As someone who actually drives trucks I can say this is truly hilarious. Props to Mark

"It's perfectly fine to make a California stop." * proceeds to completely *YEET* through the stop sign * Yep. That's Cali for ya.

As a truck driver I can confirm this is exactly how your first few months goes

I know its a game, i know its Markiplier but as a truck driver for the Army this is sooo painful but sooo entertaining too watch

You know, for a guy who acts like he's never done this before, you executed the manual parking maneuver rlly clean, like pretty impressive.

"It's my fault but i'm going to blame you" is the best sentence to describe driving I've ever heard.

"Are you judging me?!?!" I work as a material handler and can confirm that yes, If you're a bad truck driver, everyone is intensely judging you all the time

I Like how he doesn't know how to service the truck and at 21:50 he just doesn't know he never actually serviced it

23:14 When your genius is so powerful that it violates the first law of thermodynamics.

watching this with my dad was an experience for him, it was the most i seen him laugh and trying to explain things like mark can hear him. he was a truck driver for over 30 years. he loved this video thanks mark loved it!

17:33 "What would happen if I speeded just a little bit?" **Is flipped over on the highway like 2 minutes later**

21:11 Google Maps gives you the option to fix North up, and I always use it as such because like Mark, it helps me keep my directional orientation.

Mark not knowing what the cab of the truck is called and then telling us how it put him to sleep every time is both the most relatable and the cutest thing

“15,000 pounds of clothes??? How???” *stares in Unus Annus orders*

"I'm not real" "I've been on a simulator kick lately" I'm sensing a theme.

3 yrs later and this is still one of my favorite videos. The fluctuations of "I've got this shit" to "fuck, how do I truck?" make this some of the best Mark comedy for me.

23:50 "they do out first, make a sense nowadays" Trucks back in the day "turn trucks like they driving a mini cooper, we going boys!"

"Why do they have 30 pounds of office supplies?!" Well how else do you think Staples gets their products?

"you've been hit by" "you've been struck by" *truck*

This is hilarious, and saddening. The sheer panic on Marks face resembles how I felt during my truck training almost a decade ago.

I like how he missed his OWN FACE is in the game. Supermega played as Mark

"Straight back baby" "I feel like I'm in there!" "Unload baby" All of this is happening at once, I'm scared

Mark, as a former truck driver, I say this very lovingly: *Please stay far FAR away from the driver's seat of a truck*

I am a trucker. I haven't watched any of this video yet... I am going to update this comment with how angry watching him has made me when I finish. Love your videos mark. Edit: "I'm about to pass... Anybody there? Hope not!!" - This is 100% accurate. "Nerds, get out of my way." - 75% accurate, needed more profanity.

Lol that crash was so realistic… right down to the scream of terror. 😂🤣

Mark: "I NEED TO GO FASTER." *Shifts from 2nd all the way to 12th gear* The engine: "That's a lot of damage."

Game: *American* Thumbnail: *Chris hemsworth*

As a real American trucker, this is historical 😂 love you mark

27:19 That is literally the definition of insanity

I like how the ai in the American version is a lot more aggressive than the European one lmao

My dad drives truck and he would actually agree with Mark's rant about having maps and GPS oriented north.

Trying to get back into traffic when you accidentally get in the exit lane is just like that. This game looks like a really good simulator honestly, not sure about them brakes though. 90% of your technical difficulties are the exact same things I heard all the time at truck driving school.

Mark: “what is it called? The c-o-c-k-pit?” Me: “CAB”

"Who cares about trailer damage, it's not my trailer. " Making the Swift drivers feel proud with that one.

I would honestly binge watch Markiplier do a 100 episode long series where each episode is 30-60 minutes long playing American Truck or Euro Truck Simulator 2

Mark : shifting gives the dynamics of realism….. Me: with my automatic semi truck… uhhh mark 🤣

I feel like mark would talk to himself like this if he really was a truck driver

Literally the guy everyone’s afraid of on the road..

8:10 - Markiplier sees his future self washing a wall.

As a flatbed driver everything mark said about cali driving couldn't be more true, from him saying, "idc about truck specific speed limits im going 70" to "do trucks have to be in the right lane? My experience is there wherever they want" had me dying everytime he talked

“I’m turning right” *watches mark drag his trailer over the curb and run over the stop sign and not notice* Yeah, that’s fine..

As a trucker, i just laughed every time he's like, "oh yea, got it right here."

“Are waterbeds a thing anymore-“ “WEEEEDD WEEEEEEEED” 15:00

As a CDL driver, this made me cry... but also laugh. Great video.

Markiplier: Shifts from 1st to 12th instantly Also mark: why am I going so slow?

"My fault but Imma blame you" Well if that isn't just driving in a nutshell.

Hey Mark... If you ever decide to try this game again, I recommend you try playing with a toy truck, holding it just by the cab; that's a legitimate method of picturing what you're doing that they tell you in trucking school. As a tip from a former driver, definitely slow down on every exit (you're exactly who the recommended speed is for), swing wide and take up as much room as you need to make the turn properly and don't be afraid of other drivers... and when you're backing up, turn towards the problem, aim your trailer, and then turn the wheel straight or the opposite direction, depending on whether you need it to continue in that direction or if you need it to straighten out. I hope you give this game another shot--even if it's just in your personal time!

Mark: "Driving a truck in las angeles?!" Me: this is how I feel every time I get a load to anywhere in the Las Angeles area.

As a truck driver, it makes me happy when non CDL holders learn why trucks do what they do.

I died of laughter when he crashed the truck.

Gahhh I love Lixian's passive-aggressiveness. Also, who wants to tell Mark that a full load is 80,000lbs?

"I know, engine malfunction." *oh no god no oh no*

"How many gears do I have" "HOW MANY GEARS DO I HAVE" has the same energy as *"I aM a MaN wItH fIvE oVeNs!"*

"Trailer damaged? Well it's not my trailer so who cares." Congratulations, Swift is hiring.

25:00 You were so close to getting the hardest drop-off point in the game!!! Instead you only got the third or fourth hardest drop-off point in the game...

“My fault but imma blame you.” The epitome of my mother. 💀

pro tip for anyone backing up with a trailer: put your hand on the bottom of your steering wheel, if you turn it left, the trailer will go left, turn it right, the trailer will go right. :D have fun hauling whatever you may be hauling!

Mark: "We're gonna call it... Markimerica." Fandom: *EVERYONE WRITE THIS SHIT DOWN IT'S ANOTHER OFFICIAL NAME*

POV: a game you have loved for years finally gets attention from one of the biggest youtubers in the gaming biz

Mark, you should play this game again, it’s much better than it was with constant improvements. I can’t speak for anyone else, but I’d watch you play it again.

Mark: crashes into something Mark: *”it’s fine”*

As someone who plays this game religiously, I find this hilarious 😂

mark: *complains about how gps' usually work instead of how they should work while driving 36mph in gear 15 * me: for the love of god....... shift down

Okay, before I even get into this video, I'm a beersman. I deliver beer in an assortment of trailers. (My current trailer is a lil baby one at 40 ft.) This video is stressing me tf out 😅😅😅. It's like pre-trip and training all over again. Having said that... I appreciate these videos because maybe it'll give the knuckleheads that have no clue what being a trucker is like a little respect. 😁

I’m hyped for British truck simulator

5:05 "15000 pounds of clothes? How? How is that possible?" unus annus merch

As a truck driver I absolutely lost my sh*t at mark driving the rig🤣. It's hilarious how people don't know how different handling a big rig is compared to a car or pickup. I lost it at how sharp he took his turns and didn't go halfway into the intersection how we are taught before making the turn. However in the tutorial when he backed in I was impressed😂.

This is one of those games that I would mute all audio in, turn on Spotify, and just play and listen to a podcast or something for a few hours.

The “cockpit” of a truck is called a cab.

Is there anyone other than me who wants a whole series of markiplier playing this game?

Just from this game, now I know how my boyfriend feels since he is one. Mark trying to delivering the goods especially park on tight or small spaces.. Bad thing too is that people disrespect them when they are the ones making the economy thrive too as they deliver the goods and everything.. I’m gonna give my man more loving. ❤️

The only man capable of making truck simulator fun as shit, im jk i actually like the game don't kill me guys

On multiplayer you're legally required to toot your airhorn when you see another trucker. Anything less is punishable by death by alligators.

Me : * Sees mark's shirt* * sad flashback noises*

You should play Rakuen🌸💗🌸 It is a beautiful and heartwarming story set in Japan. 🌸💗🌸 You would love it. 🌸💗🌸

19:39 Every car driver in existence.

markiplier simulator: you play as mark playing a bunch of simulation games, last of which is markiplier simulator and the game starts again but with a little less quality and a little more difficult controls, and the cycle continues