Mother Miranda: 'I give you to Heisenberg' Lady Dimitrescu: 'I must protest' Mark: *'I M U S T P R O T E S T"*

Lady Dimitrescu: * sucks on Ethan's hand like it's a bloody lollipop * Mark: "This is not a sexual thing, this is about power."

Old weird lady: *Laughs like a maniac* Mark: *Laughs along*

Sisters: *evil laughter* Mark: *casually laughing with them* is your mother home?

Tall vampire lady:*gets seen in a cutscene* Mark: *s i l e n c e*

“It’s not a sexual thing it’s about the power” is the new “I’m not a masochist I just want to see if my body can take it”

The fact that Mark’s reaction to Lady Dimitrescu is so popular that the actress herself, Maggie Robertson, has seen it and thinks it’s funny 💀😭

Imagine a horror film where the main character reacts just like mark. Like, everything's super scary and he's just not scared at all. Like the villain going "oh, very nice" and the protagonist is just running casually saying "oh thanks, I'm used to this. I run for my life like a lot". Like the whole concept is just that he takes everything casually. I would fucking love it.

mark : i’m playing this for the plot. the plot : lady dimitrescu

I love how Ethan is at the point were he sees a 9ft tall amazonian and a drunk magneto arguing over the decisions made by shadow creature in the same room as a muppet and a living doll and he goes "hey dont I get a say in this?"

* waits for Mark to realize what a bad decision selling his main handgun was *

Demetriscu:I fear no man but that Mark:heyy Demetriscu:it scares me

**Elena falls into the fire** "IF ONLY YOU WERE 9FT TALL!"

Psycologist: Tall vampire zombie lady isn't real she cant hurt you Mark: but I want her to Psycologist: what Mark: what

The fact that Mark really told a group of werewolves trying to kill him “don’t” and “hold on” is hilarious to me

The sisters: "Yes mother." Mark: "Yes mother." Lady Dimitrescu: ".......what?"

“Ya like mushrooms? I’m pretty much mostly fungus.” Best pickup line ever

Mark laughing together with the old woman is the best thing ever lol

As a tall woman growing up where everyone hated you for being tall and a woman, I very much appreciate the love in this game and Mark’s reactions

the part when he says “mommy….uh..money” is definitely my favorite

Mark in his playthrough: "I'm so sorry for breaking your pots!" Jack in his playthrough: "FUCK YO POTS!"

Markiplier: *(Gets Hung up)* Also Markiplier: *T h i s i s m y L i f e* *l o n g: D r e a m*

Markiplier: You didn't even take my gun?!? Donna: Noted.

Fun Fact: He thought Elena was voiced by the same person who voiced Claire in RE2, but it was actually the same voice actress who voiced Jill Valentine in RE3 ^^

"Whoever breaks this goat shall feel Mother Miranda's wrath" Markiplier: Mmmm *breaks goat*

girl: sobbing because she just had to kill her dad Mark: *ya think your father's cooked yet?*

13:22 I'd say he's getting too excited over this, but getting three explosive headshots in a row is pretty damn sick.

I love how mark describes lady d "Someone taller,Someone more..... robust!!!!, No wait.. POWERFUL!! That's the Word!!"

The funniest part of Mark's obsession with Lady Dimitrescu is that he didn't know anything about her until Amy showed him.

I love how Mark likes to look up when he's clearly talking about Lady Dimitrescu as if she's in the room with him lmaoo

Mia: Gets kablooeed 100 times Ethan: Eh Random villager ethan has known for a second: dies Ethan: NOOOOOOOOO

Two years later I come back to this and Im not surprised at all that the most replayed part is where Mark sees Lady Dimistrescu for the first time

Miranda: "Heisenberg. The man's fate is in your hands--" Mark, disappointed, appalled, horrified: *nO*

Markiplier: “How many stab wounds can I take?” Connor: 28 STAB WOUNDS

3:00 “This is where my adhd is really gonna come in handy! Oh oo eh no I’m bored- *sees shiny thing* OOO NOT BORED” that was the most adhd thing ever 💀💀

Lady D: “let’s see how special u are” Mark: “Oh sO special”😆

Ethan: gets stabbed, bitten, shot, had limbs severed Old man: gets a minor cut, “I’m to weak”

Lady Dimistricu: *gestures to put him up* Two of the daughters: “Yes Mother” Mark: “Yes Mother”

I love when Mark point out things like how that girl would be screaming in the fire after falling and how slamming your recently disfigured hand into a wall out of anger would at least get a pain reaction of some sort

I love Ethan so much. He's such a generic hero who says the most obvious stuff and I love him for that

“this is not a sexual thing okay, just a power thing”

Lady Dimitrescu: “Mother Miranda! I must protest...” Mark: “Hi...✋☺️“

Creepy man literally threating mark with the zombies about to absolutely eat him: Mark: you know my name🥰

"Okay, so everywhere look out for the shiny. This is where my ADHD is gonna come in handy!" Same Mark, same.

Even after making a video about drooling over Lady Dimitrescu, Mark still tries to keep it a secret that he wants to see her

Lady dimitrescu: _appears_ Mark who's short and probably acting like a shy teen: hi my names markiplier can I live with you?

It's equally hilarious and sad that he keeps accusing Elena of being Claire Redfield when that's actually Jill Valentine (Nicole Tompkins). He's right, the "Let him go!" is in the same deeper gruff tone she uses for Jill.

37:17 "Got to keep Donna & Moreau entertained", nice that Heisenberg's thinking about his sister & brother

Mark accidentally saving the family from the monsters because he didn't check his surroundings carefully is the most Johnny English thing I've ever seen

I love how Ethan is just reacting to everything as though it were a minor inconvenience.

One of my favorite play throughs. The way Markipliers face lights up when he see's his lover.

Ethan: has a spike in his chest Also Ethan: Everything’s fine

lady D : lets see how special you are daughters : yes mother mark : yes mother

Lady Dimitrescu: *wants to cut off the MC's manhood and devour him* Markiplier: Hi, how are you doing pretty tall booba lady?

I like how Mark is just like “I’ve been captured by Lady Dimitrescu…I’m spent”

I think its hilarious that mark predicted the fungus like five minutes in

“Ya like mushrooms? Cause I’m mostly fungus.” Charming as hell. Lady Dimitrescu doesn’t know what she’s up against.

jack: shamelessly breaking all the vases mark: *breaks one* IM SO SORRY

Mark really trying to convince himself and us that his love for lady dimistescu is purely platonic and respectful 😉

“If it’s just the one of you, I shall stab thee.” It cracks me up EVERY time. I’m sorry to say that since I saw this video the first time I have used this threat many times, although merely in good jest. Kind of.

“You need a knife to plug up that wound?” -Markiplier

I love how mark acts like a shy little teenager when he sees lady dimitrescu

46:53 Mark's iconic "bye bye" made me smile so much

i'd honestly consider the duke a calm and friendly face in the midst of such an awesome chaotic game.

Mark: "I'm not a masochist" Also Mark: "Harder mommy"

Sean meeting Lady Dimitrescu for the first time: Big Booba lady! Yes, please hurt me! Mark meeting Lady Dimitrescu for the first time: * waves shyly * Hi, I’m Mark. Can I live here? Thanks.

I love when Mark laughs with the other characters in the game who laugh like the witch and the vampire daughters it is so hilarious XD

“PUT A SOCK IN IT ROXANNA.” Best line in resident evil

I think hearing Mark say "Come on bestie, we got this!" was the best serotonin boost 've ever had.

I’m actually really impressed with how Markiplier killed all the Lykans instead of finding out how to open the gate for the daughter and father .

Mark REALLY just called out one of the biggest twists of this arc right at the 2nd episode huh. I know he was joking about it, but now I'm looking forward to seeing his reaction when he realizes he's right.

"why is that free???" Mark, it's at times like these you dont ask questions and just take what you get

Ethan seriously reacted harder to a random villager’s death more than his wife’s death

“That castle arouses suspicion.” OH IT AROUSES SOMETHING-

32:40 that guy looks like bo burnham in welcome to the internet

Mark just like "if I can block I have control over the entire world!" Also why the hell does my personality relate so much to Heisenberg.

Mark: *sees lady DIMITRESCU once* also mark: ALRIGHT I THINK THE GAME IS OVER

Mark really be out here looking for the "leave wife and child for tall vampire lady" option of this game

33:35 i love how he switches his face cam just so we can see lady D

46:06 That whole napkin bit is some of my favorite animation ever. I don't know what it is about it but it's so fluid and perfect. I love mocap so much.

( sees lady D ) Mark: *starts howling like a 1930’s cartoon wolf*

Lady Dimitrecu: *Trying to kill Mark* Mark: *”Harder mommy~”* Lady Dimitrecu: What. The. F U C K.

34:00 By the decree of the dimitrescu family bread and circuses are now cancelled.

Came back to this series after watching it twice already. The intro to this episode being “this goat eye be glowing” with no further explanation is incredibly funny to me

I just love how mark's vocabulary degrades when facing Mommy Dimitrescu

Okay, but try to actually imagine Mark in a movie 'fighting' against Lady Dimitrescu. *Gets threatened and told he'll be torn apart and gets hooks stabbed trough his hands* Mark: *blushing* "Heyy... Do you like mushrooms?"

Mark always being so romantic with Lady Dimitrescu, just never stops thinking about her in that game, maybe she's the one for him.

45:48 Daughters: "Yes, Mother!" Mark: "Yes, Mother!"

Okay I have to admit that Mark talking about gifting the mineral to Lady Dimitrescu was actually really fucking cute.

Man Markiplier would be the best one to be a buddy Elena: "Leave me alone" Mark: "We are besties now"

41:37 I will cry...this is probably the only thing about wesker in this game.

I love how mark laughs maniacally with the old lady

I just realized that, from all the play throughs I've seen of this game, nobody said from the start that Ethan was different. He literally got half his hand bit off from a monster yet didn't turn into one of them. Leonardo just got scratched and he turned within a few minutes of Ethan finding him.

“It’s not a sexual thing”, yet Mark is so taken aback by Lady Dimitrescu that he thinks it’s the end of the game

41:00 when Mark has enough money to buy the deluxe pack and not care to find out what he bought.

46:23 Man, Mark really knew the twist from the beginning

It’s so-nice of Ethan to just let some infected guy kill an entire group of people just like that

Watching Mark play horror is like walking thru a haunted house with your best friend to crack jokes the whole time and distract you

Normal pickup lines : Are you a murderer? Because you make my heart stop. Markiplier : "Do you like mushrooms? Because im made mostly of fungus"

"Does that mean Ethan is infected too?" Oh you have no idea.... Considering he's died a couple times already, Ethan is a force to be reckoned with.