I would pay top dollar for a shirt that says, "I lost my cheeseginity in Kenosha Wisconsin" with that creature on it

I love how people keep representing Wisconsinites as depressed or mutant freaks. You’re right.

Dude, your toons and the podcast need to keep going! I can’t keep living without it.

The fact that he asked if they had "a shirt" that said that implies that he conceptualized this exact concept for a shirt, asked if this cheese imporium had it without out prior knowledge of whether they sell such merchandise or even if said shirt even exists, and then learned that they do in fact have that exact shirt. No wonder he is so happy: his exact cheese shirt wish has been granted

As a Kenosha resident, Mars is Busting

As a wisconsin man myself. I do enjoy my cheese apparel

Watching this in the bathroom of a kwik trip in Kenosha wisconsin hits different

As someone who has been to the real life Mars Cheese Castle in Kenosha I can confirm that everything depicted in this video is 100% accurate to the atmosphere encountered in the fabled castle of cheese

kenosha dosent even have that much cheese sniffers, WISCONSIN THO-

I want that cheeseginity shirt

Oh god, as a budtender this one strikes a cord personally

It’s not every day you find a mars cheese castle reference in the wild, remember when it used to be just a dingy building with cheese, hot sauce, and sausage stacked to the Ceilings?

i just ordered this shirt LOL

The fact he knows its on aisle 7 means its not the first time hes heard it.

oh lord cheesus

Need more recognition of the wonderful land marks of Kenosha, like the Mars Cheese Castle, love my home town

Was not expecting the Mars Cheese Castle in Kenosha Wisconsin shoutout today.

I love seeing the Mars Cheese Castle off the side of the highway as I drive down to the Renaissance Faire. Always looks neat.

The cheeseginity shirt is fucking metal

can you make that an actual shirt

I fricking love this channel

I love how happy he looks with his “I lost my Cheeseginity in Kenosha Wisconsin” shirt :)

I want that shirt. I want that shirt like "$60 bad"

These are so fucking funny oh my god

As a Kemosha native born and raised I am delighted to be represented here

didn’t expect a kenosha wi reference today

As a Milwaukee man people act like we know everything about cheese and boy let me tell you hwat, they ain’t wrong, we just don’t like sharing

Oh Phillipe, oh Phillipe, you're a very special boy

This is very specific And very real

Absolutely in love with your vocal range😊

The way he just said "aisle 7" in the most monotone voice

And then, you had about 10 miles south of there and you are at one of the coolest Renn Faires in the Country!

I’ve never been more proud to be a Wisconsinite

Another banger Goobsmooch!

PLEASE release that shirt for merch, I am screaming at your knees

dude mars cheese castle is awesome

His name is just Philip, but he chooses to pronounce it as Fe-leap cuz it sounds exotic.

i gotta wear that to a packers game someday

I’d buy that shirt

this makes me glad i made the trip up from chicago just for some cheese

been to the cheese castle before , got me a shirt thats all black and just says "eat cheese or die"

The mars cheese factory needs to sell that shirt

He will eventually get noticed by Meatcanyon and we might get something more cursed

needed the cart nite scene

That shirt definitely exists in the wisconsin dells

i love living in this fuckass state

Someone made an actual shirt saying “I lost my cheeseginity in Kenosha Wisconsin.”

I wanna see that cheese shirt as merch😂

I will not lie, despite my extensive knowledge on the highly amoral actions taken by the US government involving cheese a weirdly large amount, I believe I am sadly under that classification of "Cheddar groveler" because I know fucking NOTHING when it comes to classification, I just know that the United States has a weird precedent for doing a lot of murder and crime to facilitate cheese costing more, and that It yummy

Im a wisconsite and have never heard of this place 😅

"Sir this cheese came from a plastic package that Immediately smelled like sweaty ass farts when I cut it up in cubes and it's also vegan"

Blind people die for this guaranteed. The visuals are only like 5-10% of these masterpieces

I need that shirt

I would spend at least $34.99 on that shirt plese make merch of it

LETS GO KWIK TRIP!

Im not waiting for this dude to make this a shirt. Im buying an offbrand one on etsy

Bottom shelf cheddar groveler... bottom shelf... cheddar groveler...

Nothing about this video is exaggerated the Mars Cheese Castle really is just like that.

Wait are you a local!?

I found Cheesus in Wisconsin!

That’s is a very specific shirt to have in a store

I live in Wisconsin... But I'm lactose intolerant

Do you live near mars cheese castle? Because i live down the road

Its me i love cheese.

Hard days for Phillippe

I love you❤❤❤❤

Mars cheese castle fucks tho

Me whenever i go to the cheesemonger

Merch drop?

WHERES THE REST????

Please make this shirt

I am that last pic all the time

Whos liking the vid rn?

Cultured... ha😅

Cheddar groveler

The only thing wrong about this is the 19 year old making $8.25 an hour. Federal minimum baby. That boy makes $7.25 an hour.

What is Cheesegenity? 😅

🧀

Please tell me that shirt it real...

Philippe

Ah, "cultured". I see what you did there

Why are you letting people know those shirts exist? I thought we were trying to re-brand as alcoholics.

what

Don’t make fun of my state though our we have is CHEESE 🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀

Now THIS is white people culture.

Holy shit I’ve been there I didn’t know they had shirts lmao

C isnt for cultured. C is for Cringe.

The fact its this or Kyle Rittenhouse that my city is known for is upsetting

No

How the fuck do you know about Kenosha Wisconsin EVERYONE FORGETS ABOUT IT

I need that shirt