Martin Freeman Is Terrified of Avocados

Martin Freeman Is Terrified of Avocados | The Graham Norton Show

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Chips or crisp?
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@jayemjayemwtf 6 жыл бұрын

"Yes I've choked to death many times"

@wordzmyth 5 жыл бұрын

Yes Graham, I've choked to death many times. Reminds me of the very English sarcasm in my family.

@personunknown7129 5 жыл бұрын

@@wordzmyth german and british humour is surprisingly close to each other

@wordzmyth 5 жыл бұрын

@@personunknown7129interesting! I'm from NZ of mix UK descent mostly and my Dad's side has very dry English humour. Also lots of puns. Who is a good German comedian?

@personunknown7129 5 жыл бұрын

@@wordzmyth we have a lot of movies like fack ju göte or there's that movie on netflix called 3 türken und ein baby, a famous comedian in germany is luke mockridge but I think germanys movies represent our humour better than our comedians:)

@nataliec.290 4 жыл бұрын

John Mark nice pfp!

@crazypatterns93 6 жыл бұрын

"what's a crisp? is it like a doughnut?" hahaah!

@Dee52790 6 жыл бұрын

ReadingCrazyPatterns I have no idea how he associated crisp with donut lol! Donuts don’t tend to be crispy 😂.

@reanukeaves 6 жыл бұрын

that was the most american phrase ever

@Jubronic 6 жыл бұрын

Krispy Kreme doughnuts maybe?

@raphaelsauvage2432 6 жыл бұрын

Lol its English for chips

@Jubronic 6 жыл бұрын

@Raphael Sauvage, don't know if that was addressed to me, but, I meant that's how he probably came to that conclusion.

@TinyTeaza2k7 6 жыл бұрын

"I'm in such a hurry to get that crispy flavour" lmfao

@gmcnabb174 6 жыл бұрын

Martin Freeman is my favorite sassy hedgehog

@lovethyneighbour8287 6 жыл бұрын

G McNabb ha ha! Mine too.

@linasithlady7377 6 жыл бұрын

🦔

@KairiHawkeye 6 жыл бұрын

Yeah it kinda starts being like that for me too

@bethanw7729 6 жыл бұрын

G McNabb best comment ever

@lea.267 6 жыл бұрын

0:53 I am now 100% sure Martin improvised 90% of Johns sassy moments

@minasmaa2860 4 жыл бұрын

Lea. 😂😂😂😂

@colefonseca1030 Жыл бұрын

I know. I went straight to John Watson, thinking that was something he’d say

@Quadraxis 4 жыл бұрын

"Last time I was at Andy Serkis's house." Man, Gollum still isn't giving up on killing Bilbo, hm?

@-Pam_Guti 4 жыл бұрын

Well he has the ring... he was just trying to protect it from thieves XD

@MausOfTheHouse 4 жыл бұрын

@@-Pam_Guti precious...

@Janexcalibur 4 жыл бұрын

Agent Ross still has unfinished business with Klaue...

@CucumberpatchAddict 4 жыл бұрын

THAT'S what i call holding a grudge

@rubberface1424 3 жыл бұрын

Inviting him over for a quick snack. Cunning plan indeed.

@nissen160 6 жыл бұрын

"Yes Graham, I've choked to death many times" Loool

@imjisooimok1826 6 жыл бұрын

Yes I have choked to death 😂😂😂

@tvloover80 6 жыл бұрын

S S Many times! 😂

@ainenicholgain7827 6 жыл бұрын

That was such a John Watson moment!

@rowananderson8318 3 жыл бұрын

I love how you can see Dwayne's face change when he finds out what crisps are and his whole perception of the story changes hahaha

@carowkart9836 3 жыл бұрын

to me too haha

@stealthsuit58 6 жыл бұрын

Dwayne: "Whats a crisp" lmaoo

@dayaaaaam 6 жыл бұрын

Sonny Etchell is it a donut 😂😂😂😂

@illuwe 6 жыл бұрын

That's what happens when you don't eat junk food for like 20 years or something.

@MissShootingStar5 6 жыл бұрын

*That's what happens when you're American and call them chips.

@dominic1297 6 жыл бұрын

how's that funny?.....he genuinely doesn't know

@DJBFilmz 6 жыл бұрын

I didn't know what a "crisp" was.

@anfalassaqa-5 6 жыл бұрын

Mr. Freeman is my sarcastic daddy 😂😂😂😂

@deceitfulviper 6 жыл бұрын

anfal .5 sAME LMAO

@tanvi9877 6 жыл бұрын

anfal .5 @0:55 is my favourite 😂

@Rhayra 6 жыл бұрын

Except daddies aren't afraid of choking.

@anfalassaqa-5 6 жыл бұрын

Rhayra Erick UMMM THIS ISN'T OKAY 😂😂😂😭😭 I'M GOING TO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE NOW

@beaclarke8564 4 жыл бұрын

anfal .5 Or a rooftop....

@HAITCH- 6 жыл бұрын

Maybe Dwayne was thinking of Krispy Kreme's...?

@dexterenzo3797 6 жыл бұрын

H Why does this not have more likes? This is so smart! 😁😁 I was wondering what the connection was

@maramau2485 6 жыл бұрын

I thought that, too. It's the only way it makes sense 😊

@Liz-vd4lj 4 жыл бұрын

I thought the same. 🤷🏻‍♀️

@kasyanchik 6 жыл бұрын

I was gonna go with "choking", but now I think I'll go with... *GIRLS OVER TWELVE?*

@unsaturatedfats5323 5 жыл бұрын

Constantine Kasyanov CLASSIC AND LEGENDARY MOMENT 😂😂😂😂😂

@justussegler2258 5 жыл бұрын

@yizzy0415 5 жыл бұрын

Constantine Kasyanov ahhhhhhhh it’s mark ruffalo!!!!

@lndseymsp 5 жыл бұрын

I thought he said flying? Or did you change it because of this video? 😂

@chilip7386 5 жыл бұрын

Constantine Kasyanov Just all girls.

@london2554 4 жыл бұрын

‘Do you know something, I’m going to open up to you because this is like therapy and I’ve had two gin and tonics’ 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

@prc01q8 3 жыл бұрын

the best one ahaha

@h0lly_blue 6 жыл бұрын

I love it whenever Martin comes on this show, he's always so sardonic and self-aware but in a light-hearted English way

@taylorewalters 6 жыл бұрын

martin's comedic timing with his storytelling is perfection.

@runninginsept 4 жыл бұрын

I can't wait for your obituary. "He'd been warned many times." 😂😂😂

@WulfysGamingTidbits 5 жыл бұрын

"Last time it happened to me it was at Andy Serkis's house." I like to imagine Andy Serkis giving him the Heimlich like, "Oh no is the precious choking, we better saves it."

@DelanieG-kl4xg 3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@baskervillebee6097 2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@mr.sinister2029 6 жыл бұрын

Dwayne "what's a crisp" Johnson.

@dragonblaze7133 6 жыл бұрын

shawn figueroa well american english. I understand why he didn't know. No offense to anyone

@simonunger2599 4 жыл бұрын

Martin Freeman needs to make an ad for crisps, he has such a passion for them

@jannelaineeleodinmuo2442 3 жыл бұрын

Or a warning PSA 😂😂

@clodaghmcgarry4964 6 жыл бұрын

"What's a crisp?" xD

@dark3rthanshadows 6 жыл бұрын

it's what u guy call french fries

@jishanahmed1481 6 жыл бұрын

Hades no it’s what we call chips

@eoa363 6 жыл бұрын

Jishan Ahmed Meanwhile, what they call chips are our French fries.

@Leinarth_ 6 жыл бұрын

"Avocado stone" tho haha

@Domihork 3 жыл бұрын

I love how usually when there's a mix of American and British guests and the Brits are telling something funny, the laughing moment happens twice, because first the Brits laugh and then someone explains it to the Americans and then they all laugh together :D

@malphone7940 6 жыл бұрын

I love how sassy Martin Freeman can be. "Yes I've choked to death many times".

@growsinbrooklynxxx6997 6 жыл бұрын

Rewatched the video to look at the Rock trying to imagine what a crisp is

@SaraStar7373 6 жыл бұрын

growsinbrooklyn xxx thank you for this omg

@AL-kj5rb 6 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@JiLoa13 4 жыл бұрын

Haha same now. Look at 1:20 where before Dwayne knew it wasn't a doughnut. That face says it all "Why would you have a beer with a doughnut?!"

@NOONE-cd4gu 4 жыл бұрын

"Unbelievable" Says in Stephen Mulherns voice

@abdobedo9428 6 жыл бұрын

Martin Freeman is so FUNNY

@jamesabrahart2175 6 жыл бұрын

This show is unbelievbably good. It's so unbelievbable that I've spelt unbelievbable wrong. Unbelievbable!

@parkjimin7547 6 жыл бұрын

Unbelibubble

@WallEWorld 6 жыл бұрын

hey I think you misplat gud.

@1221kary 6 жыл бұрын

I'm stealing this and proclaim it as my own. Because that's the kind of person i am

@sewingfrankly7497 6 жыл бұрын

inconceivable!

@paratrooper10 6 жыл бұрын

Inconceivable

@dssetowardhana 6 жыл бұрын

"Oh.. I can't wait for your obituary.. You've been warned.. many tiiimmess" .. LMAO :D Sassy-Savage Graham

@hellogoodbye9529 6 жыл бұрын

The avocado "stone." Haha

@hellogoodbye9529 6 жыл бұрын

lol Not weird, just interesting. I've just never heard someone refer to the seed as a stone before.

@vintagexela 6 жыл бұрын

I laughed when he said stone. It's a huge seed but I get his point, he's terrified.

@dharini09 6 жыл бұрын

Funnily enough, even Gordon Ramsay calls it stone.

@randombutspecific 6 жыл бұрын

interestingly that's actually what's it called. There's whole array of "stone fruit." Peaches, plums, apricots, and mangoes. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drupe

@currykingwurst6393 6 жыл бұрын

Hello Goodbye Haha, yeah. That's what it's actually called.

@ScarlettJ1221 6 жыл бұрын

I love Dwayne he is such an incredible guy

@RonkleBonk 6 жыл бұрын

ScarlettP why? Because he didn't know what a crisp was? Just makes him a moron tbh

@RyonRykal 6 жыл бұрын

Haters gonna hate.

@gemstonerose4648 6 жыл бұрын

Ronkle Bonk not really. They are called different things in the US & UK

@zaheema123 6 жыл бұрын

ScarlettP K

@alexbarker6864 6 жыл бұрын

Gem Stone Rose he should still know what a crisp is. British people know that Americans say potato chip for crisps.

@amandadalligna 6 жыл бұрын

0:54 sassy martin freeman attacks again

@adriancampbell431 5 жыл бұрын

“Do you swallow them whole?” I love how the title of this video is about avocados but by the end of the video they’re talking about Martin dying via potato chips stuck in his throat cuz he doesn’t chew..

@n.b.6022 6 жыл бұрын

After fighting all those orks, that's your fear 😂

@maria-zu7mh 6 жыл бұрын

i've never felt more related to anyone in my whole life

@morghanalway5817 6 жыл бұрын

I know what you mean. I feel like Dwayne could be my husband.

@rosenance6179 5 жыл бұрын

Morghan Alway *deep sigh* honey....

@mkprocter882 4 жыл бұрын

you're probably more related to your parents or siblings

@kit15925 4 жыл бұрын

Morghan Alway woooosh

@Bcsmith333 3 жыл бұрын

After all these years, Martin Freeman is as cute as ever!

@Ebola-Jones 4 жыл бұрын

His re-enactment of how the other people at the party lightly chuckled at him was seriously underrated.

@LuxLisbon26 6 жыл бұрын

I love this wacky tangent. Only on Graham Norton.

@saaz1899 5 жыл бұрын

This is the most ridiculous conversation on this show. Love it. 😂

@sara_j_noor 6 жыл бұрын

I died 😂😂💀💀 “what’s a crisp” “is it a donut🍩 “ lmfao nah I can not😂

@AR-oc2cl 6 жыл бұрын

He's 100% right about how to eat crisps. You need to stuff a bunch into your mouth for that really good taste of flavour

@DelanieG-kl4xg 3 жыл бұрын

*taste of crunch flavor

@krashd 4 жыл бұрын

"Yes, I've choked to death many times!" Martin Freeman could easily have been a comedian with his wit, I love when he plays comedic roles in movies.

@Libzolibbylafalot 6 жыл бұрын

I FEEL MARTIN FREEMAN SO MUCH.

@bentonxavier5094 6 жыл бұрын

I love how sarcastic he is at 0:54

@Whimsy3692 6 жыл бұрын

Martin Freeman: "Yes, I've choked to death many times!" Sherlock: "Technically, clinical death is pronounced within the brain, not at the time a person starts to decay, or even when the heart stops, so for all we know, John, you could've been clinically dead, lying on a stretcher... until some actor on set resuscitates you, and your brain starts working again, and nearby paramedics declare you alive again. You blogger. Have you forgotten some people in your life are not idiots?"

@iyaa2457 3 жыл бұрын

This is gold

@HayleyTief 6 жыл бұрын

I actually have this exact fear. I just sent this to everyone who knows going, "It's not just me!"

@laurenguilmeyer5197 6 жыл бұрын

He might actually have a medical condition. My friend has EE (Eosinophilic esophagitis) and because of that he's constantly getting food lodged in his throat. It is very scary. Martin may want to get that checked out if it happens frequently.

@arfym2581 4 жыл бұрын

EoE. Yes, I just saw this and was thinking that exact thing. He could also just have reflux esophagitis and just need to be on regular PPI medication to keep the inflammation down in his esophagus.

@nightrider_ 2 жыл бұрын

Oh god, this is officially the most i laughed at any youtube video. I'm crying this was hilarious. that "he'd been warned many times" at the end killed me xD

@sharmaji.ki.beti. 3 жыл бұрын

"Do you swallow them whole?" with genuine curiosity and concern

@BlakieTT 6 жыл бұрын

"It's happened to me a few times" - You're doing eating wrong. :p Just take a page out of Sam's book: "Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew". ;D

@whoknowsvee 5 жыл бұрын

''what do you want me to do? am i gonna chew that sh*t?!' i swear to god i love this man to death

@lindacarmignani1183 5 жыл бұрын

Graham is so concerned about Martin's fear, I love it hahaha

@sem6910 6 жыл бұрын

God I love this man and his sense of humor

@maeve332 6 жыл бұрын

1:13 everyone laughing and Dwayne’s just there like

@jrhmnx 6 жыл бұрын

"What's a crisp? Is it like a donut?" 😂😂😂

@RobVespa 6 жыл бұрын

Martin Freeman is hilarious. His presentation reminds me of Ricky Gervais at times.

@TheAkelei 6 жыл бұрын

I'm afraid I'am not with you here. Reason? I LOVE Freeman whereas I HATE Gervais - so there can't be so many similarities between them...

@Fhoebys16 3 жыл бұрын

I love Martin!!! He has a soothing voice 😍😍😍😍😍

@gplsx3945 6 жыл бұрын

I see Martin Freeman, I click

@13din 4 жыл бұрын

2 minutes in and the rock finally speaks up that he doesn’t know what crisps are 😂

@donnamacleod4488 3 жыл бұрын

Calling potato chips "crisps' is stupid.

@Imanul 6 жыл бұрын

It actually is one of the scariest feelings ever

@Sweet_smile121 4 жыл бұрын

The rock is like "dude, dude, do you swallow them whole...?! 😂🤣

@MissSunflower242 5 жыл бұрын

I luv how Dwayne is genuinely trying to understand and not judge at the same time

@evelynwashere13 6 жыл бұрын

Martin is so funny and cute, lol

@siriosstar4789 3 жыл бұрын

Brahman Norton has gift for getting his guests to relax and open up about the funniest stuff . Best talk/ chat show ever .

@lisac9522 4 жыл бұрын

“I can’t wait to see your obituary. He’d been warned many times...” Perfect Graham! That might be enough to get him to stop hoovering the crisps.

@queenbeanx3366 6 жыл бұрын

I bloody love Martin

@TheOrangeScout 6 жыл бұрын

Dwayne "is a crisp a doughnut" wtf lmao 😂 must be thinking of Krispy Kremes lol

@beccaiskenough17 3 жыл бұрын

“I can’t wait for your obituary” lmao

@aygulhashimova3231 4 жыл бұрын

He is soo charming and ridiculous 🤣

@lovetrustandpixiedust 4 жыл бұрын

"dO yOu sWaLLoW tHeM wHoLe?"

@teddy9770 6 жыл бұрын

He's so expressive.

@leslieweiser5455 4 жыл бұрын

This show is everything ❤️😆

@ShawnaGraham50 6 жыл бұрын

This show is awesome!!! This is the only true talk show. Never been a show that’s so relaxing and open. Graham is fantastic!!!

@NeoGee 6 жыл бұрын

0:53 Perfectly delivered sarcasm!

@melo13melo 6 жыл бұрын

I didn't think I could love Martin Freeman any more. Also, I am eating Doritos.

@bstorm4413 6 жыл бұрын

Such an awesome clip

@quietastronaut 10 ай бұрын

"Cause I'm in such a hurry to get that crispy flavor" 🤣🤣

@95bennufc 6 жыл бұрын

Dwayne looked so confused form the moment the word ‘crisp’ left Martin’s lips. Americans.

@utkarshmahajan9609 3 жыл бұрын

It's more becoz he said he was choking on it, and donuts seem way more likely to get lodged in your throat instead of potato chips

@rubya.d8537 5 жыл бұрын

I laugh more watching this talk show than any other talk show love it 😹😻

@porcusuxor 6 жыл бұрын

Graham: Oh, so you have choked? Dwayne: … on food? 😂😂😂

@Rhayra 6 жыл бұрын

Finally a sex joke! I had to scroll down all this way, I couldn't believe no one made a joke on choking. This should have more notes.

@porcusuxor 6 жыл бұрын

Rhayra Erick Ahahahaha neither can I 😂😂😂

@johnsonsamuel_8420 3 жыл бұрын

"he'd been warned many times" 🤣

@lunaangeleclipse9745 5 жыл бұрын

The crisp thing has happened to me many times. The worst thing is that crisps are sharp, so it makes the choking ten times worse

@Hari_Emjay 6 жыл бұрын

Martin freeman is under rated

@bluesunflowers 6 жыл бұрын

I just love Martin Freeman 😍

@sarahlinguini317 6 жыл бұрын

"Yes, i've choked to death to many times"😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😹😹😹

@MultiKarola 6 жыл бұрын

Loving Martin🤣🤣🌹

@nnmrtin8426 Жыл бұрын

This whole video is one epic comedy

@anisahmason9705 6 жыл бұрын

I LOVE Martin freeman!

@myrin265 5 жыл бұрын

"has it happened to you" "yes i've choked to death many times"

@SeerOfTime577 4 жыл бұрын

Martin Freeman’s sass. XD

@ZandeKongo 3 жыл бұрын

Crisp humour. I freaking love this show. 🤣

@akinyiokeyo4618 6 жыл бұрын

I like Graham's laughter

@tabithaclarke-scholes6802 6 жыл бұрын

I'm crying with laughter, actually hot stinging tears this was so funny 😁👏🏼

@pandolino1654 5 жыл бұрын

I never realized how funny Martin Freeman is! :DDD

@athin7155 4 жыл бұрын

I swear if I was sitting there I would be WHEEZING and in tears he’s so damn funny wtf

@freedom9160 6 жыл бұрын

martin is adorable I absolutely love him

@keirapayne8572 6 жыл бұрын

Luv u Graham!!!!!!!!!

@mellissapote8217 6 жыл бұрын

I've watched this at least 10 times in 2 days! Hilarious!!

@ArthurKnight1899 3 жыл бұрын

his acting makes perfect sense now!

@cosmicmaster1006 4 ай бұрын

Lolll so dwayne was picturing martin freeman just stuffing donut after donut into his mouth and choking

@onegirlband7239 6 жыл бұрын

I too have a horrible fear of choking! I'm so glad one of my favourite actors can relate to me!

@ukstevey 6 жыл бұрын

Martin Freemans got some swag going on.