>700.000 views >only 20 slots for players Now THAT is a queue

"The game is set in the fictional nation of Greece" *Turkey liked that*

This video should be renamed to *”The war crime experience”*

“We got domed by ai Chris Kyle after 3 seconds” That was the funniest thing I’ve heard all year

>why noone plays wasteland >shows a tutorial on how to bully a guy who just wanted to buy a handgun using an entire US military Yeah

Bloody brilliant video mate. Locked in my mental asylum of milsim, I often forget people actually play other game modes in ArmA.

Heh this is good, i gotta show this to the lads at the merchants guild.

Benny, the voice of the people.

The bit he did about life in a warzone and how it probably feels like you're being watched all the time, and how that translates to gameplay deserves it's own full video by someone like Leadhead.

5:40 these fences are actually accurate. This is how 99% of greek fences look

When he said Armed Assault 3 I realized that's what ARMA meant all along...

From one Aussie to another, I'm glad the algorithm has blessed me with your content

Imagine your an insurgent in say Afghanistan for example, your just sitting in a chair in a remote mountain valley guarding an emerald mine and in your 2 months that you have been in the Taliban you have never experienced combat. Then all the sudden you hear a drone with a giant speaker say "Obama out," only to then fire a missile directly at your location where you are obliterated instantly.

I will agree that the weirdest and somehow the best feeling I've ever had in ArmA is knowing somehow that something isn't right, and a few seconds later either a shot snaps past or I/someone else spots something, it just feels like you're actually getting...'immersed'.

14:48 gently convincing them to stop living I'm dead xD

He's like a deep fried Internet historian

Q: How many genders are there? A: 2. Standard and Advanced. That cracked me up :D

After filling his expansion needs on alien planets,JIMBO needs to make another factory by using voluntary (TM) means of cooperation(TM) with local population (TM)

“Except for these fences” Can’t forget the invincible wire fences, bane of all land vehicles

It’s crazy seeing the energy change from now in 2023 compared to when this video came out

"Wasteland is the natural extension of Exile" As a long time player, that hurts my soul because Wasteland predates DayZ and Exile all the way back in ArmA 2

The great dollar store Sseth is back, praised be his memes

Ah yes the AI. I remember saving up WEEKS to get a nice Attack Helo, flew to the first Mission and got one taped from some random AI Dude with his Makarov WHILE FLYING 300kmh over the Mission.

7:39 NICE, for those who have not seen this clip its from "UP but Carl gets shot down by a F-22 Raptor"

For anybody that is new to this game for people that love to do sandbox mode like making their own battle scenarios. This game is the perfect for you. Yes, it may be a pain in the ass to learn all the controls, but I promise you it’s worth it it may not sell worth it but trust me once you learn it’s worth it.

I saw this video in my recommended and can't help to notice you have a very nice logo

Exile = Sniper simulator or cheeky third person pre peek simulator. Can't remember a single AI mission in Exile that wasn't dead boring.

the best kill ive ever gotten in arma i got in king of the hill. we were taking sniper fire from a tower. so i got in to the tower and killed the sniper. i then saw a SUV driving along at break neck speeds så i took a potshot at it. and imagine my suprise when i got the ENEMY KILLED HEADSHOT promt as the car spiraled out of control

i did my military draft on the first island. real name Lemnos. i'd say "it is more boring than you can imagine, but anything you could possibly imagine is more interesting than that island. So it would be more accurate to say "that island is as interesting as passing out due to a concussion".

The king of the hill montage is dope af 😂😂

Arma is a buggy, broken mess due to the PhysX engine. But it's *our* buggy, broken mess.

I just deleted arma for other games Well guess who will delete 17 games just to play ArmA 3 bean wasteland ? edit: my pc’s gonna get upgraded with a 1TB HDD

This guy is going to experience exponential channel growth over the next few months

13:01-13:13 is the funniest shit I've seen in a while, particularly the spinning Hind. I don't know why, but seeing that hulking monster spinning around like a beyblade is the funniest shit ever.

“If we can learn to do it. You can learn to do it.”

This boi is fast becoming Aussie Sseth. I have high hopes for this channel.

I haven't been this excited to see new content on KZfaq in years. This is some quality stuff.

I've got over 2k total hours in Arma 3, at this point the mere sight of it sickens me, yet you somehow managed to make it entertaining. Nicely done.

This video is why i now have arma 3 and frequent the bean zone wasteland. I have watched this 4 or so times. Keep making these excellent videos man, it keeps us all sane during this lockdown

He was so calm back then

3:00 pro tip: the minefield is marked on your map, and easily avoidable.

"U mess with da block u get a glock" boi that killed me

just bought arma downloading now keen to buy my first pistol and then get erased by an F-35

ARMA 3 was one of those games where I bought it for the multiplayer experience but I keep coming back to it for the great single player campaign.

For playing arma since 2011, this is the best video i ever watched about arma 😂😂😂

We all know who's the fictional nation with fictional people. Australia

Keeps walking INTO the minefield just to complain about restarting - liked instantly.

1:52 May r/LegoYoda rest in peace

**Loads LMG with holy intent**

"We got domed by A.I. Chris Kyle." Lmao

Video: uploaded 30 mins ago Comments: 1 hour ago Thanks youtube!

"words that sseth like to use" This channel is booming man you deserve it, i am not able to contain laughter

You just summerized 5 year worth of PTSD quite well. Good job friend !

7:30 That's a good point. I thought it was just me. I can feel when something isn't right and then you get sniped or ambushed

Watching this in 2024 and just gotta say that calm Martin is cursed AF

I find another game that gets you paranoid of eyes watching you is War Thunder, in realistic battles. Estimating when enemy vehicles will be in particular positions, figuring out what path to take to minimise the lines of sight to those positions, taking into account the turret traverse speed of the enemy in order to pop out and shoot before he’s likely to have you in his sights, that kinda stuff. It can get pretty spooky, but as the maps are pretty tiny you never really get that slow creeping dread. Same for sim battles, implying anyone plays those. Nice video, good beans to you sir.

Me: I fear nothing. This video: 0:27 Me: I fear one thing.

.338 SPMG GANG REPRESENT, For when you need to shoot down a ghosthawk, warcrime the men in a strider and reduce to a fine red paste a group of unarmed civ- I mean dangerous insurgents

Hey big man, been having a rough few months and I’ve been binging Your channel. Thanks for all the smiles

7:24 i have experienced that in dayz, when only one player joined 10 min after me on an empty server and he was exactly behind me

We need more earrape-distorted sound effects like in video about Factorio. Also, please respect stick shifters lol

Martin was the hard and sniky enemy ever meet. Nice to play with you

1:25 he said “hands up or die” I have played arma life so much that I have ptsd from that one phrase

1:05 you thought we wouldn't notice. This background music is from Cowboy Bebop

As a 3000 hour Arma 3 player since 2014, I love this video

this editing is amazing, i love it

Can you do a vid on rimworld dude i think it would be great for ya

At 3 minutes Stal starts playing

I still cannot believe that this is the video that got me into arma. and by extention has turned me into a milsim goon. Thank you o' great frog one.

Ive never seen a video sums up a game so perfectly like this one. Love it

this is the content we subscribe for

I have over 1000 hours in arma... why am i watching this and why am i enjoying it so much

It would be really cool if you did this on the game post scriptum, it is like squad but ww2 and its so funny. Really enjoyed the video and hope to see more :D

8:58 - 9:10 That moment is so beautifully made. Good job bro 😃

The moment I saw the LEGO Characters in the video, I subbed to the channel immediately.

"The fictional nation of Greece" I fucking choked lmao

"ThEn tHeRe aRe tHe pEoPle wHo dRiVe sTiCk" The entire Republic of Germany: *sichtliche Verwirrung*

“Current circumstances” I cried 😂😂

Wasteland would be cool for Arma reforger once they get their stuff together

Thank you for your great content dude 😎🙌🏻

I feel like this guy just found a ton of sound clips and needed an excuse to use them

5:53 **Gets flashbacks hitting these in a tank and flying 15km up into the sky**

The king of the hill montage was the most cancerous thing ever seen and I couldn't love it more.

Man that realism section always cracks me up. Especially those Postures. Thanks for the video. Love your stuff

You gotta play Reforger, Flying cars, server crashes. It's a game preview just for this frog.

i feel like im the only person playing arma 3 for the mission editors and just overall lonesome fucking around

"everything below 7.62 sucks" Not True. Katiba 6.5 is one of the most well regarded Rifles in the game (by pvp players, because of its straight vertical bullet spray pattern), and i personally have most of the time played MX-SW in PvP, because of despite having a light machine gun with 100 rounds magazine and extended barrel lenght, its pretty leightweigt, and its accuracy over distance is incredible good - better then the 7.62. Ah and if you dont need the 100 rounds, then you have the option Type115 to take a 6.5mm with underbarrel 50 cal, so you have a total of 40 rounds chambered, 30 for the 6.5 and 10 in the 50cal. The 50cal on this gun is not dead accurate, so no sniping tool, but its good enough to kill someone through a wall, or shoot someone out of an APC, or just to have 10 shots extra, if you find yourself in Close Quarters Combat and your 6.5 mag empty

Arma the game where you go into combat, MAXIMIZE CIVILIAN CASUALTIES

I came here expecting a run of the mill tutorial/review type video. That is definitely not what we have here, and I am in no way disappointed.

I think you nailed something about the realism. That sudden sense that the situation has shifted, before anything has actually happened

How does this guy not have 1 mil? He deserves this.

knew it was going to be good as soon as he said "it takes place in the fictional country of greece"

Every arma 3 new player: this game looks cool I'm gonna buy it (10 minutes after) kinda feeling tired just gonna rest for a few hours comes back actually I want to refund looks at the play time: 3 hours wait what how realised that he didn't close the launcher guess I'll kept on playing this game then

Geneva Convention? More like Geneva Suggestions.

I love the sseth reference it’s something you would only pick up if your paying attention and know what you’re talking about

this is literally a high effort shitpost. I love it

17:20 A10 warthog goes brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Speedrun arma 3 story mode

bro all ur vids are super replayable its so good

I love this guy can cramp together a vid thats funny, stupid, smart and educational