Apparently their dad said 'They are like little monkeys, you put them on set and they perform'. No idea why they quit acting..

Actually, this volcanologist wears that suit to protect OTHERS from his hotness.

there's something so depressing about that last sitcom, it just screams "we were once child actors and we don't wanna do this no more"

I love the bits when Allison and Phelous just start making their own jokes and laughing, the Unsolved Mysteries bit was hilarious!

"i wanna be a kid again" omg that hit so unexpectedly hard. i know mary-kate's in the middle of a divorce right now but i still wish the best for them both. i hate when child stars are forced into shit like this.

Air Fortress. Lmao. That's the most badass name I've ever heard for a Bouncy Castle.

I like that Phelan calls bouncy castles Air Fortresses

“Porteous & Pregler Mystery Agency. We’ll kill you!” Good one, Marie-Kate...wait

They show more personality in the outtakes than they do in any of the tapes. Poor kids.

“I wanna be a kid again” Scanning for Oof: Oof confirmed.

RIP to the housekeeper Manuelo's actor Taylor Negron. He passed from liver cancer in January 2015 And was truly one of my favorite actors solely for his role in Angels in the Outfield.

That product parade at 24:02 is both absolutely hilarious and soul-crushingly depressing. Combined with "I wanna be a kid again" and this whole things feel like nothing short of child labor.

It was never a secret that the Olson Twins over-saturated the market in the late 90s/early 00s; but jeez. That third video really hammers home how bad it was. The only thing missing was an Olsen Twin-themed amusement park.

Why did Phelan paint his toenails red? . . . So he could hide in a strawberry patch!

I was in my 20's during their heyday. I worked at a video store and a toy store. I sold a lot of their stuff. I remember feeling sorry for them at the time. They weren't just child stars, they were a business.

that cruise feels like purgatory

I am so glad the other Olsen sister escaped doing bullshit like this. Now she's one of the most powerful beings in the universe.

So stupid storytime: I had a charity yard sale and had the complete series DVD set of 'So Little Time' donated for it. After no one bought it, I thought "Oh yea, I remember really liking this." It turns out I was thinking of 'Two of Kind.' So I sold it.

My internet cut out just as you guys said "we'll kill you!" ... Guys? Y-you aren't going to kill me right?

It feels like every one of these videos has less content than the last. At some point you guys will just find a video that's just an hour of the Olsen twins staring at the camera with an expression of existential despair.

I find it weird they're given so many songs when they aren't good singers and they don't seem to enjoy it.

"Cultural Appropriation Moustaches" is my new band name~

Yay. The return of the "Allison, Phelous, Mary Kate and Ashley Fun Time."

I predict Phelous will hate this immensely.

"So Little Time" makes it sound like they're dying.

Allison your eyeshadow is amazing and I’m jealous of your style

Now, I imagine in the show they didn't land due to the situation, but I feel that the jokes about the coffee and the waitress could actually work in certain situations. Like a beleaguered waitress constantly asking for refills until finally getting fed up and grabbing the old one and staring angrily at her customer while filling the cup. I also thought the absent minded waitress leaving with her order was kind of funny too, but again, the way the show presents the joke doesn't really help it land. Perhaps calling attention to the fact that the supporting character was constantly leaving work to be involved with whatever main character schemes, then looking at the cup in her hand and be like, "Aw not again." Coming from a food service background, those sort of jokes hit closer to me, I suppose. Anyway, great video! I am glad to see you and Phelan still doing videos together! Those are my favorite!

That sweater is not wrong. Love your make-up, Allison.

I remember seeing some Two of a Kind and my sister had a ton of the movies they made. It was a bunch of nothing and it's sad just how much they drained these two dry to make nothing.

This brings back memories of babysitting my little sister and her friends. The memories of childhood are fun, but wow, these cassettes are worse than I remembered first seeing them in grade school.

Jesus, so many Party titles, I was waiting for You're Invited to Mary-Kate and Ashley's Party Cop.

Seldom have a seen such sadness as I see in Mary-Kate and/or Ashley's eyes

"Porteous and Pregler mystery incorperated" try saying that 5 times in a row

Love the videos. When I'd gone through a traumatic experience, and my depression was overwhelmingly high, both of your videos, were one of the few things l could face watching. They were both comforting and hilarious, and gave me a nostalgia high. I'd ended up losing track of your videos somehow, and then when KZfaq recommended one of your Movie Nights videos I instantly knew what I'd been missing, and am hooked again. Keep up the good work.

The Dynamic Duo of Allison and Phelan vs the Terrific Twosome, Mary-Kate and Ashley! The winner of this bout will be the Movie Nights Tag Team World Champion!

Allison, your fashion taste is impeccable as usual. I now want that Babe shirt for mine own

There is not one scene in these videos, where behind the eyes, they don't say "please kill me!"

The guys playing the idiots are having a blast being silly. It's kinda infectious.

Poor Taylor Negron. He was always funny when in everything he was in. Be it Fast Times at Ridgemont High to Seinfeld.

The most anticipated sequel on KZfaq

That redhead friend was the middle daughter, Carrie (Kari?) on 8 Simple Rules and was quite good on it.

Hahaha I think I watch all your videos with Phelan about 30 times each.

Congratulations guys on 100 episodes of Olsen videos!!!!

WOW! I forgot “So Little Time” was a thing. I remember catching it when I was bored as hell when I was younger. It always just felt like a nothing show you just turn your brain off for. I found that no one was written to act like a human being in this show but I agree that the Nanny was too good for the show.

If I can endure lockdown, I sure as hell can endure this. Sure I can.

I don’t know why you guys so hard on the Ghostbusters joke book. That strawberry toe joke had Allison in stitches.

It would be funny if the "marshmallow" those guys found was actually coming from the ground, and it suddenly turns into a hardcore sequel to "The Stuff," complete with body horror and marshmallow cream vomit.

~ Unsolved Mysteries theme plays ~ Update: The infectious laughs had by you two are the reason I subscribe. Movie Nights: Come for the 'Subspecies' Radu voice over-dub; stay for every-single-other-everything-else. 11/10 do recommend. "Hey Michelle..." ~ Radu

When are we getting a Phelous (MK:DOTR/NT:TNM) style episode by episode review of Mary Kate and Ashley in Action?

32:53 it's kind of interesting when a line that feels both ironic and feels like you come full circle. When you mention RDJ who would later played iron man in a few especially the 2nd avengers film that would show Scarlet witch who was played by Elizabeth Olsen the sister of the Olsen twins and then she'll later get her own sitcom later in a form of a Disney plus show names wandavison

I've followed Phelan's work for about five years now and this is the happiest I've seen him. :>

Oh man! I have missed seeing you two work together! The Unsolved Mysteries bit killed me.

I was trying to figure out why I recognized the dad from So Little Time, so I looked it up. Turns out he was the gay man that Frasier accidentally asked out once. Well, the one that wasn't Patrick Stewart. Huh. That happened twice. Weird.

I broke my ankle over the weekend, so I’ve been pretty bummed out the past few days. This video made my day. Thank you!

I know they’re kids and they are always gonna have an aura of like, “we don’t want to be here” but they really do look... scared at some points? I’m talking about the hosts, of course. In all seriousness, “I wanna be a kid again” followed by the most forced, plastered on smile is probably one of the saddest lines I’ve ever heard.

I aim for this level of relationship goals one day. xD

I don’t know, if film tells me anything it’s that those hillbillies might be more interested in their dad than Mary-Kate & Ashley.

The male nanny did get a chuckle out of me with that Robert Downings.....Jr. comment

Mary Kate and Ashley were everywhere when I was growing up, I was a boy about that crazy stuff so have never seen the movies but did watch Full House

Thank god this is back. Life without the MK & A Triple Feature is incomplete!

"We didn't know marshmallows came from underground." Is that a reference to The Stuff?

“Porteous and Pregler mysteries” needs to be a Netflix series

I remember as a kid really liking Two of a Kind to the point I would rush home from school to watch it (I think I was in elementary school) and then So Little Time came out and replaced it on the schedule and I watched it because it was Mary-Kate and Ashley and...that one was bad. I'm not surprised it only lasted as long as it did.

I whistle your intro song 🎵 all the time. Always grateful for a new vid!

You guys cracking up to this crazy videos is infectious and I love it.

The three weird jelly jungle guys look suspiciously like Joe Peci

My GF an I have watched this series so many times I think it has now spawned an non-euclidean SCP that believes its Mary Kate and Ashley and has now infected our psyche and demands that we rewatch these over and over again...Please make more :)

I feel sorry for Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen.

35:17 Oh no, I remember watching this part. I was never safe from Mary-Kate and Ashley exploitation like I foolishly thought I was, it spares none and consumes all.

Ahh it's been a while since we had one of these. Makes me happy

Phelan's disdain for these two girls gives me life.

I didn't end up seeing new material from you for like a year and oh my goodness I've missed it! I also strongly encourage companies, corporations, and mysterious wealthy individuals, to hire Porteous and Pregler post haste. That's how you REALLY get to the bottom of stuff.

This is exactly what I needed after this long in isolation. Thank you Allison and Phelan!!!!

Given how awful their childhoods were of being literally on camera since they were babies and propped up as money-making machines before they could even talk, I'm amazed these two haven't completely gone off the rails as adults. They managed to get the fuck out of acting as soon as they could and then had pretty normal careers without being tabloid fodder.

KNOCK KNOCK - hillbillies WHO'S THERE *FBI OPEN UP*

My God... I never thought we'd see the day that we were blessed with another Mary Kate and Ashley video

5:42 and 26:17: TWO Birdemic references? You spoil us.

I completely forgot that So Little Time existed yet I still remember the theme song

It's so good to have another of these, although it's double-edged because I totally agree it's heartbreaking when you consider the girls are not always into what they are being forced to do. Hopefully we've learnt from this - the number of "kid KZfaqrs" (I.e. Parents using their kids as figureheads for a channel) suggests perhaps we haven't. I had to work on something involving Sign Post Kids a year ago and, while I think the parents are considerate and careful, it is a concern that these 5 year old, 10 year old kids etc. have to deal with being the faces of their brand. Kinda a non-comment, but do you call those "air fortresses" in the US and Canada? We call them bouncy castles in the UK, which sounds much tamer.

You talking about the kids being made to do all these party and performance stuff makes me think of Slurms MacKenzie.

I remember "So little time". I thought it wasn't bad, but here's the thing: In my place it got a Polish dub and while doing so, it left out the laugh track. I could *feel* it was a sitcom, and one of those sitcoms that usually utilise the laugh track... but in some scene's it didn't had it, so it was really jarring for me during the first couple of episodes.

Oh god I was the target age for a bunch of this stuff...I just remembered having the Mary Kate & Ashley dolls and being annoyed bc they were shorter than all my barbies. And checking the book version of So Little Time episodes out of the library...

YESSSS IT'S BACK!!! I'M SO GLAD!! I barely remember the first one. Probably only watched it once or twice. EDIT: The second one I watched quite a lot. I enjoyed it when I was younger. The third one I never watched but I read the Two of a Kind books from the library.

Hooooooooooly shit, someone finally spoke about 'So Little Time' - I STILL REMEMBER THE FUCKING THEMESONG, BUT I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE SHOW WAS EVEN ABOUT??

I thought I only watched Two of a Kind, but So Little Time brought up memories for sure. Poor Olsens.

Awww Mrs.Busybody didn't return? She was the best character in the last mystery!

as a kid I saw just one of these episodes, and I still have the Olsen Twins lines in my head: "Olsen and Olsen mystery agency. We'll solve any crime by dinnertime" and "Shimmering LIghtss??". My brain has yet to purge it all these years later.

Yes! I've been waiting for another Mary-Kate and Ashley triple feature! I love these 💖

We're all going on a list for watching this now XD

I’ve been waiting for another Olsen video for years!! Thank you!!

I never see enough Matts in media, I'm happy this is one of them. -Matt

Wow that Pinata Party song just took a baseball bat to my head and walloped me with the memory of watching this as a child.

i missed this series i'm so glad it's back :))))

Considering the title, I was hoping you would review the movie where they go to London. It handled the subject of nuclear weapons better than Superman 4 did.

I completely forgot about the So Little Time tv series. I literally watched anything they were in when I was a kid. 😅

omg this is amazing. I love both of your commentaries as always =)

I could see anybody with the phyical capability to turn off the tv turning it off and going and doing something else

I enjoy watching your guys’ videos

AHHHH!!!! I love you guys 😁 admittedly i didnt know there were more of these to get through. Still all the more for us lol

Yes. Yes. Suffer! LOL I had no idea about the cartoon series. What is life?