Includes buildup dialogue and final romance scene.
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@matilaufeyson240110 жыл бұрын
Hes so cute when hes nervous
@Darkstar26310 жыл бұрын
"We can test your reach...and my flexibility" I love the way Jennifer Hale delivered that line .
@somerandomgamernamedaustin695410 жыл бұрын
Hey, her bravery is strong if she chose to do the lesbian Romance lines in ME3.
@typacsk8 жыл бұрын
+Darkstar263 I'm mildly disappointed these games didn't have any references to "pressing our slimy, mucus-covered lips together in the cargo hold!" ;)
@daemonhunter1007 жыл бұрын
Freaking HK-47... I love him.
@creepermaster34367 жыл бұрын
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@tennoshenaniganizer92347 жыл бұрын
Darkstar263 that's because she ships femshep and Garrus as well
@ingridbernstein57489 жыл бұрын
and after this they had a lot of sex. Garrus was adorable....that line about," your waist....looks supportive" just cracks me up.
@valerieerin810810 жыл бұрын
Because I'm in a great place to optimise firing algorithms right now.
@Aerodeth9 жыл бұрын
"Savor the last shot before popping the heat sink"... I have absolutely no idea what it means but I'm TOTALLY stealing that one!
@GamingSuccub9 жыл бұрын
Thats what I thought! I immediately thought "NEW PICK UP LINE!'
@homefront19999 жыл бұрын
Aerodeth you don't know what he means
@erynkados8 жыл бұрын
+Aerodeth en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heat_sinkThat what he means by heat Sink
@Raptorman020510 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie. I'm about as straight as they come. But I'd go gay for garrus.
@Mitsukiba10 жыл бұрын
LOL, My cousin said the same thing!
@tylermoran11110 жыл бұрын
Agreed id cheat on my girl for garrus
@somerandomgamernamedaustin695410 жыл бұрын
tyler moran Garrus is literally just like me, I'm horrible at talking to girls. But hey, every guy who was a teen is horrible at talking to girls. The girl I'd date will be Tali, she possibly the sweetest girl I've seen in the game. Liara is only there because huge tits and gives fan service in ME3 while I know Miranda is meant to be the perfect girl I just think Tali is the best. She's a big pain in the ass in the build up but finally Romancing with her is just satisfying. And since Miranda and Jack argument in the game there is no way I'll go for them that Paragon/Renegade is just too damn high, even with me having nearly all the DLCs.
@tylermoran11110 жыл бұрын
Coolausdtin/austin25034 I got the paragon conversation for Miranda and jack, I don't have any dlc just around when your paragon or renegade is half full pick the hundred percent paragon or renegade increase when you fully upgrade your charisma
@Raptorman020510 жыл бұрын
Coolausdtin/austin25034 If you have the shadow broker DLC there's supposed to be some really good chemistry with Liara, but yeah I romanced Tali with my Male shep run throughs. Once with Ashley, just to see Tali and Garrus get together
@typacsk8 жыл бұрын
"I want something to go right. Just once" always gets me.
@okerina9 жыл бұрын
In our world, people continue to have issues accepting thought of human males having sex with other human males... and then here I am, thinking about having sex with aliens. Wat did you do to me Bioware.
@Lisey917 жыл бұрын
Splendid Beaked Man make you a lot open minded?
@katemccormick90366 жыл бұрын
Splendid Beaked Man Thats what Im saying wth
@Chino567516 жыл бұрын
Better with aliens than same sex ( shudders )
@DeviousKitten273 жыл бұрын
Hmmmm I wonder what same sex aliens would be like 😍
@percivaldotburgers8 жыл бұрын
Oh god this FemShep has some weird faces xD
@ironmantis258 жыл бұрын
The character creation in mass effect 2 is prettt difficult to work with if you want to create a somewhat attractive character. I just imported mine from ME1.
@eragon21217 жыл бұрын
Actually, I feel like this femshep is kind of hot. Usually they're awful.
@khashalytle20296 жыл бұрын
She looks like Haviland Morris.
@MinisterForSillyVids8 жыл бұрын
I love Garrus, he's so well developed as a character. He has the perfect mix of complexity, realistic dark sides to his personality, cute naivety/nervousness and a certain vulnerability. The only regret I have with romancing him is that it gets in the way of the adorable progression of his relationship with Tali which goes from irritating the fuck out of each other to one of the cutest relationships in the whole of Mass Effect in my opinion. They did such a fantastic job with both those characters.
@tehclood5688 жыл бұрын
_"More than one way to work off stress, I guess."_ Hint hint, nudge nudge.
@helpless75939 жыл бұрын
I'm a guy alright and straight but garrus is hot! The way his eyes shine in the brightness and darkness his loyalty to a fault his cute awkward conversations with a girl his undying determination he be a perfect guy for a girl if he was in real life
@lilyluu59246 жыл бұрын
“Straight”
@happybrat84576 жыл бұрын
....yeah, straight
@troletrain6 жыл бұрын
無力H E L P L E S S nigga yo ass deep in the closet.
@Delcattess14 жыл бұрын
I love how, with the other relationship options, it's all romantic and lovey-dovey and sweet. With Garrus, it's "Why the hell not?"
@thejfj13 жыл бұрын
it would be funny if u did this exact scene with a male shepard and then garras goes: um... no
@taranova1210 жыл бұрын
Okay so I'm a lesbian girl whose fem!Shep nearly always ends up with Samantha Traynor or Liara T'Soni but Garrus is the shit.
@rodrob62857 жыл бұрын
Bioware definitely played on the history between Shepard and Garrus. ME Trilogy was pure genius.
@sinisteroglop13 жыл бұрын
"This will either be a night to treasure, or a horrible interspecies awkwardness thing." Don't ever change Garrus.
@bossfight112 жыл бұрын
"I always like to savor the last shot before popping the heat sink... Wait, that metaphor just went somewhere horrible." NEVER fails to bring a smile to my face. Bioware, you guys are epic at dramatic story telling, even more so at hilarious dialogue.
@InsaneCrzyGrl9 жыл бұрын
Omgg really Garrus...Before popping the heat sink..I laugh everytime he says that..It's not like it was on purpose when he said it.Not being a pervert.But it went there...What's really funny is.He didn't realize he said it until afterwards.That metaphor went totally wrong.It looked like he was blushing like crazy.Poor Garrus..But we love you Garrus!!!
@xxshadowlord03549 жыл бұрын
Shepard had a rape face through this entire video.
@foxhound636414 жыл бұрын
"It'll be either be a night to treasure, or a horrible interspecies awkwardness thing." Garrus is so freakin awesome. It would be awesome to play a spin off with him as the main character. Maybe even about him and his team on Omega.
@Serenaar10 жыл бұрын
Heh, Shephards face at 4:28. Priceless :D
@MyNoodleRice10 жыл бұрын
i love the adorable awkwardness
@Forveez12 жыл бұрын
When he turned on the Flux music I lost my shit X'D
@Android213713 жыл бұрын
Just played through the romance and the fangirl in me is very very happy. I was always a little sad how Garrus and Tali weren't available love interests in the first game. I found them, Wrex, and Joker more interesting than Kaidan, Ashley, and Liara.
@MKanakaredes7 жыл бұрын
I love how he didn't see that coming xD
@PlatinumCyGirl13 жыл бұрын
Thanx 4 uploading this, it's pretty amusing watching the buildup too not just the love scene part by itself.
@GoddoDoggo10 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, these conversations are awkward. And not even because of Garrus. That "How about I help you work off some steam" line was way too creepy. xD Then again, I guess most of the romance routes in the Mass Effect series are pretty awkward....
@AsteaFrosty9 жыл бұрын
Suppose that's how it goes if all you got is short conversations of text. And you got make the lines obvious enough so the player doesn't accidentally proposition someone they didn't mean to :P
@amandalynn66639 жыл бұрын
I found this hilarious, actually! HAHAHA if I wasn't determined to go with Thane, I'd totally get with Garrus just because he's funny.
@Gaelara9 жыл бұрын
If there wasn't Garrus, I'd pick Thane. I loved Thane but after what happened to him in ME3 (and the scenes) I couldn't handle it.
@Vakrios9 жыл бұрын
Alara Bayraktar Same here, I also made the mistake in getting Shep back with Kaidan after Thane died. Boy did I feel horrible. I just wish BioWare put a bit more effort into Thane's route though, the lack or romantic dialogue/scenes was so disappointing.
@warthunderful8 жыл бұрын
6:27 what the hell are you thinking about? click!
@Ace-gi1qz8 жыл бұрын
Thanks XD X3 This really helped me out on how to do this! :3
@RoseTheWolf368 жыл бұрын
Now I'm wondering if humanity (sorry, WHEN humanity) will meet the turian race, and for all girls to meet Sir Garrus Vakarian :D
@typacsk8 жыл бұрын
+Rose_The_Wolf And some of the guys.
@RoseTheWolf368 жыл бұрын
Everyone loves Garrus :D
@rayl208510 жыл бұрын
I....I really wanna be with Garrus.. he's my favourite but I already have Liara.. and with her being Show Broker and all... she might as well watch my character and Garrus hittin' it on in the bedroom from some electrical devices....somewhere. I'll save Garrus in my second playthrough xDD
@cthulhoop71349 жыл бұрын
Shadow Broker" :c
@helpless75939 жыл бұрын
I romanced liara in ME1 and in ME2 I picked jack liara found out in 3 and it was very awkward
@tranquilmagister84817 жыл бұрын
no, I think he meant show broker :P
@cthulhoop71347 жыл бұрын
Vel koz Don't go reviving old threads son.
@tranquilmagister84817 жыл бұрын
Cthulhoop well i am bored as fuck, and i saw that comment. for the future, just ignore people like me.
@kats726610 жыл бұрын
I missed out that last conversation and went ahead with going against the collectors when it didn't happen I had to go all Doc. Brown and go back in time it was annoying but worth it :)
@valatarsis11 жыл бұрын
I read this before I looked at the video. Scrolled up, smirked, and chuckled.
@Mysterie2 жыл бұрын
I will fully admit I could not stop laughing my ass off with his romance scenes, I just love how awkward he became soon as he realized when you offered to spar meant you wanna fuck not fight
@ChortortleC10 жыл бұрын
Her face...
@SaphirePhoenix10 жыл бұрын
Is it still possible to romance Garrus if I said "It wouldn't bother me"? I've been rejected so many times for "calibrations" that I'm starting to worry my game is ruined...
@MsRAZGRIZ110 жыл бұрын
I think the romance scene is triggered before the final mission, try to talk with him before that
@marcellawright91779 жыл бұрын
So you can't be in a relationship with him in the beginning of the game?
@MsRAZGRIZ19 жыл бұрын
yes you can, but the final romance scene appears before the suicide mission
@marcellawright91779 жыл бұрын
Oh ok . I really don't want to mess up my chance with garrus lol. He she'll be mine!
@MsRAZGRIZ19 жыл бұрын
XD everyone wants a piece of Garrus
@GLAD0Sisaspy13 жыл бұрын
what he said at the end almost made me cry D:
@RoxyM8412 жыл бұрын
i had to rewatch this before i play ME3 lol god i miss u Garrus and your hilarious comments/ cant wait to restart this romance
@turtatotart60889 жыл бұрын
It really fucking sucks that tali aint an option for femshep
@tranquilmagister84817 жыл бұрын
I don't see the problem with her being strait? though i do find it annoying that you can't romance jack with a female character, since she say she been with other females...
@tranquilmagister84817 жыл бұрын
Aiden Pearce do a mod then?
@tranquilmagister84817 жыл бұрын
Aiden Pearce oh and sorry, forgot to call you creepy, can't deny you that when you even tell me to :P
@aleflippy199710 жыл бұрын
Garrus is similar to me in so many ways! ................... Except he got the girl,that is.
@aleflippy19979 жыл бұрын
Except if you are Shepard. That's why they beat the Reapers. You can't beat such a team of badasses.
@helpless75939 жыл бұрын
No you can cool as garrus you just got to do a lot of calibrations xDD
@LeRoyalJelly12 жыл бұрын
I did. It worked! We've gotten past all of the romantic bits, except the last one in the room. Thanks =P
@narutosonicxfan11 жыл бұрын
I love Garrus!!! He's just the right amount of macho man and quirky to where its just adorable!!!
@Pokerface-tr1ds10 жыл бұрын
Reach and Flexibility.... love that one :) I wonder how a woman might react to that :P
@88Hyo10 жыл бұрын
But think about it,all we know about other species sexual anatomy,is that Krogan males have 4 testicles.For all we know,Garus could have a weird shaped spiked thing for a penis.I would be concerned about shepard if i were him too...
@n7_10210 жыл бұрын
Don't let that hold you back. Talk to Mordin and he'll give you the good... advice :D (doctor-patient confidentiality and all that ;) )
@figue_barbare11 жыл бұрын
thank you
@GamerGirl360x12 жыл бұрын
CHILLS RUN DOWN MY BACK EVERY freaking time man....
@Healoz10 жыл бұрын
Is it just me or does fem sheps face look so creepy? xD
@KaitoGillscale13 жыл бұрын
i love how he is so shy about all of this.
@PlatinumCyGirl13 жыл бұрын
omg so no wonder I didn;t go that I messed up! oh well thanx 4 the upload.
@thetopherhaslanded13 жыл бұрын
he is my favorite character of anything!
@Seritath13 жыл бұрын
I love how after he switches on the music he does the robot over to the couch-chair-thing. I really like Garrus, he's a cool alien that bangs all the shepards and doesn't afraid of anything.
@SergeantCuddles12 жыл бұрын
This is probably the funniest thing I've ever seen on youtube.
@tenten10k10 жыл бұрын
Her smirk is the best
@dawniedawne71952 жыл бұрын
BRO HE’S SO AWKWARD I LOVE HIM
@JonnyOwen1212 жыл бұрын
Nice to see my good ol' pal Garrus is getting some action.
@KDlala12 жыл бұрын
@TaggerungJuska In the book Mass Effect: Retribution, there are two of them that play a considerable role in part of the story, and you actually see some in the Evolution comic. They look like male turians except they don't have a fringe on their head.
@chiangsar12 жыл бұрын
Oh Garrus! You always know the calibrations of my heart.
@MazzySE3711 жыл бұрын
And this is why I love him so much. He's just so awkward that it's amazing.
@cloudgirl15012 жыл бұрын
The way he says the "Yeeaah...definitely" makes me smile :)
@Paxseko13 жыл бұрын
For some reason, I find this so touching. Had I known it was going to end that way-- so lovely-- their heads touching-- I would have taken this path. One definitely couldn't predict how sweet this would end up being when offered the unpleasant option of propositioning Garrus for sex. It's so cute and awkward, too. All his mentions of research. xD Like... true love? More so than all of the other romances I've seen, anyway.
@ulawan511 жыл бұрын
does anyone else just love hearing Garrus talk?
@ric3neggs12 жыл бұрын
god i'm so used to seeing garrus with his armor
@BiologicalClock13 жыл бұрын
Whenever Garrus turns that music on, I keep expecting to see the Shepard shuffle.
@JoaqMan11 жыл бұрын
I love doing prank calls with a Garrus soundboard
@pDROthaTREAL13 жыл бұрын
Garrus is definately my favorite squad member
@xninjagrrl12 жыл бұрын
I couldnt agree more and Im currently in the process of romancing Garrus in ME 2.
@yunenofune13 жыл бұрын
Garrus has a very beautiful voice
@heilbeezlebub12 жыл бұрын
"It'll either be a night to treasure, or a horrible interspecies awkwardness thing."
@Modernbaddog13 жыл бұрын
ME 2 is my favorite and these romances are pretty good.
@TheLordgorgor12 жыл бұрын
I love garrus hes a likeable and sympathetic character, and not to mention his voice actor is really fucking good.
@FoggyFogzmeister12 жыл бұрын
My god I love it when he says "Yeah definitely" at 2:29. It's just so smooth :)
@Aurkli12 жыл бұрын
His eyes are so...Beautiful...
@HawthornMusic12 жыл бұрын
@OnceUponACake I never knew I could feel this way about a fictional alien. But he makes me feel all fluttery.
@JesusIzAPunkRocker12 жыл бұрын
I had reach but she had flexability! XD. I love you masseffect creators. all of you. you changed video games forever.
@Whoami69111 жыл бұрын
"I always like to savor the last shot before popping the heat sink" I was in stitches!
@KikiAries2313 жыл бұрын
By far one of my FAVORITE lines in-game EVER... Her reach, His Flexability.... WOOOOO
@Lauranna13 жыл бұрын
Your Shepard is gorgeous!
@megahpfan12 жыл бұрын
Awww, Garrus is *adorable*! I chose him for as my romance option in ME2.
@Zeronautic13 жыл бұрын
@GrizzlyAngus Female Shepard is a lot more characterized, to be sure, but I've found male Shepard's monotone allows me to apply my own tonalities to what he says, thus making him more immersive.
@KassRedFox11 жыл бұрын
Garrus! Mah' man! I really like Garrus, it's like the best friend I always wanted to have.
@hunnypots13 жыл бұрын
I couldn't take it anymore when Garrus turned on the Flux music.
@dsagent12 жыл бұрын
2:42 He looks around the room and then closes the doors. Classic Garrus.
@Jackdawn9213 жыл бұрын
Best Teammate!
@Nemoisme12 жыл бұрын
I can't listening Garrus and looking on Garrus without smiles. He's so damn cool.
@figue_barbare11 жыл бұрын
they are very... supportive
@infinitygirl9213 жыл бұрын
god i love Garrus.im so happy he survived the suicide mission on my saved file.im just having trouble romancing him now.Damn them stupid calibrations lol
@TheRaZoX11 жыл бұрын
I Can't Belive it! Hes Done with the CALIBRATIONS!!!
@AMUdattebyo11 жыл бұрын
His awkwardness is adorable!!!
@ariakt12 жыл бұрын
he deserved a reward for all those calibrations
@FireKinta11 жыл бұрын
Garrus is so cute when he's nervous ^^))
@Omegahazard13 жыл бұрын
Bless Garrus, he becomes a wreck when talking about "blowing of steam" We share something in common
@Zaya_Nalenthi12 жыл бұрын
No matter how many times I try, I will NEVER get over "I like to savour the last shot before popping the heat sink"
@danjhonson684612 жыл бұрын
When your character smiles, I get really freaked out.
@Drakthion13 жыл бұрын
Lol...popping the last shot before the heat sink...insta-classic
@JustShoveJayOhBe13 жыл бұрын
@TheBloodBrothersShow I agree, I was just going through these today for amusement (never did fem shep) and Garrus' little speech there hit home for me... It's pretty much how I feel right now in my own life. I was betrayed by someone too, also work in law enforcement and feel completely overwhelmed and lost sometimes... and can barely talk to girls and act just as awkward as he does in this scene, lol.
@ScorchAlec4946213 жыл бұрын
Hehe, Garrus is cute when trying to fill in those awkward silence moments XD
@D00dman12 жыл бұрын
Hehehe lol that heat sink metaphor always gets me lol
@1LoS1DmC111 жыл бұрын
Lmao! Garrus played the smoothest of jams! Ahhhhhh, man--so win.