Mass Effect Trilogy Funny Moments
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11 жыл бұрынI put together the funniest moments and clips i had from my Mass Effect playthroughs.
These contains scenes from the whole Trilogy and are placed in no particular order.
This video took me ages to create finding every funny moment i possibly could. I understand that not every funny moment is present purely because they have not shown up in any of my playthroughs. I tried my best.
I hope you enjoy.
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@vidyajamesu 10 жыл бұрын
"Hell yeah, put more stuff in the... thing more stuff goes in." -Commander Shepard, first Human Spectre, Savior of the Citadel
@River_Frost 7 жыл бұрын
Video James He's human just like the rest of us
@TheKoxy1995 4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like drunken Jhonny Depp
@TheOrangex88 4 жыл бұрын
“ *dEw It!* “ -Commander Shepard, Protector of the Realm, Warden of Hogwarts, King of the Space Wizards and the Space furries, Decedent of the Goddamn Batman, And baddest dude on the Dance floor.
@dragonknight6972 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheOrangex88 all great titles
@archie2038 3 жыл бұрын
Sounds a lot funnier as femshep:)
@HostileZeus 9 жыл бұрын
Liara: Did you actually kill 3 blue sun mercenaries with one bullet? Garrus: No...the third one had a heart attack. We didn't count him.
@zacharyframe1916 9 жыл бұрын
i think he said something more along the lines of "it wouldnt have been fair if i counted him"
@DanteMartinoThemysteriousGamer 9 жыл бұрын
Zach Frame "Not fair to count him..."
@zacharyframe1916 9 жыл бұрын
yea that...thanks
@DanteMartinoThemysteriousGamer 9 жыл бұрын
Zach Frame Anytime, my friend.
@SlamifiedBuddafied 9 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha!
@kovidcadera7522 7 жыл бұрын
"Please don't touch that" *Stares at the button and touches it
@chrisjackson3753 6 жыл бұрын
Stephanie Hwang i said do not touch it
@nullhazard7569 6 жыл бұрын
*Stares at the button and touches it
@chrisjackson3753 6 жыл бұрын
NullHazard7 do you want to cause a diplomatic incident?
@nullhazard7569 6 жыл бұрын
*Stares at the button and touches it
@0-B1 5 жыл бұрын
I found this a few days ago
@ahvi3038 9 жыл бұрын
Garrus- That's unfortunate. Hospitals aren't fun to fight through. Shepard- What is fun to fight through? Garrus- Gardens. Electronic shops. Antique stores, but only if they're classy.
@varric 8 жыл бұрын
+Ahvi303 Cerberus Base in ME3 (Proto-Reaper zone): "I thought hospitals were ugly to fight through. This is so much worse."
@goranmitic7500 8 жыл бұрын
I remember that words. but I can't remember from which part was that
@Cooli167 7 жыл бұрын
Goran Mitic Tchunka, mordin's mission
@LegendaryDarkKnight602 7 жыл бұрын
Cooli167 I have a question, how do I import my Mass Effect game data over to ME2?
@orarinnsnorrason4614 7 жыл бұрын
SONofSPARDA ME2 looks for the location of ME1 saved file location. so you only have to store it there and go into ME2 and load it up. You don't have to have ME1 installed, if you don't just create the folder where it needs to be. I don't remember exactly where but you can just google it and you're good to go.
@sanntta82 7 жыл бұрын
Ahh.. Mass Effect. What a story, I laught i cried i fought. Best game ever
@La-PetitMort 4 жыл бұрын
I laught
@Joseph-no6sn 4 жыл бұрын
I laught all the time bro
@gabrielcaro 4 жыл бұрын
Games*👌
@QuarkGamingLLC 4 жыл бұрын
sanntta82 laughed, cried, came, fought, came, came again
@user-xt6ix4ui9m 4 жыл бұрын
@@QuarkGamingLLC You came?!?! Okay
@redmilo92 8 жыл бұрын
''If you'd told me this morning that a toothbrush was going to save the Normandy, I'd have been very skeptical''
@chou2012 8 жыл бұрын
best DLC int he history of DLCs
@user-xt6ix4ui9m 4 жыл бұрын
Ya I know right..a toothbrush imagine that
@dragonknight6972 3 жыл бұрын
@@user-xt6ix4ui9m so question commander Shepard whos your favorite character to have in your group
@dragonknight6972 3 жыл бұрын
@@user-xt6ix4ui9m i missed spelled it sorry and those are my picks to. i have one thing to say is why does garrus think the Normandy needs bigger guns every time he's on the ship
@dragonknight6972 3 жыл бұрын
@Beese Churger begone from this plane
@user-uz4cc6qz1q 8 жыл бұрын
2:13 He's faced reapers, collectors, rachni, all kinds of weird aliens and seen countless friends die. Yet, the most emotion he's ever shown on his face was in reaction to a joke lol
@mr_strap-0319 7 жыл бұрын
L Probably got flashbacks
@comora010304 5 жыл бұрын
Oh crap not again, one death is enough edi thanks
@ricoco7891 5 жыл бұрын
L Shepard, at least my Shepard, was not big on jokes. Or laughter. Or basic human satisfaction.
@Smeginator 4 жыл бұрын
“Did you contact us just to hang up again?” “You know it!” *hangs up*
@user-xt6ix4ui9m 4 жыл бұрын
"Whoops"
@FanofRvB 3 жыл бұрын
@@user-xt6ix4ui9m "Annnnd we're out."
@jasonx1174 10 ай бұрын
"That never gets old does it?"
@alfredolsson3819 6 жыл бұрын
Garrus to female Shepard: "You know me, I always like to savor the last shot before popping the heat sink." *really long silence* Garrus: "Wait. That metaphor just went somewhere horrible..."
@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim 5 жыл бұрын
She also looks like she smirks during that pause
@thefiresworddragon927 5 жыл бұрын
Alfred Olsson XD!
@thefiresworddragon927 5 жыл бұрын
Alfred Olsson How do you sleep at night?
@darksamus8368 5 жыл бұрын
He doesn't. Blame most of it on me...
@ShadowMKII 9 жыл бұрын
First Clip: "Because it is a big, stupid jellyfish." "Off to a good start."
@8BitMisdreavus 5 жыл бұрын
"You caaaaaaare about Liara! You liiiiike her. And you like meeee tooooo!" "This conversation is over." 11/10
@definitelynotapervert5602 3 жыл бұрын
Was that a conversation with Tali? LOL. 😂
@darkpheonix3066 3 жыл бұрын
@@definitelynotapervert5602 conversation between drunk tali and javik.
@iiTzLurks 3 жыл бұрын
He basically was so disgusted of thinking of liking her he ended it damn lool
@hydrogendiamond5830 3 жыл бұрын
He's the last of his kind, a hard ass who saw the extinction of his race, thrust into the future to see it all play out again, and a drunk ditzy quarian is flirting with him. Probably wouldn't put that last part in the history books.
@walkingdead3097 3 жыл бұрын
@@iiTzLurks nah, Javic just a tsundere
@LegendaryDarkKnight602 7 жыл бұрын
EDI: "I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees"... That seems like the worst possible time to say something like that.
@TheSuperchick2008 5 жыл бұрын
His expression though. Laughed so hard.
@lancecurry7538 4 жыл бұрын
*EDI:* That was a joke.
@aplusmag8583 10 жыл бұрын
I swear there's just this bit in ME3 where Garrus starts walking around and talks to almost everyone on the ship... it's like Garrus' big day out.
@DarthLobitou 10 жыл бұрын
Better than him calibrating all day long.
@aplusmag8583 10 жыл бұрын
Anamchara That comment is beautiful. I may have to give you the internet.
@waveblade1522 8 жыл бұрын
That joking between garrus and joker absolutely killed me from laughter
@RevolverOcelot1 7 жыл бұрын
then how are you posting this? o.0 lol j/k
@FonVegen 7 жыл бұрын
Maybe it only killed him relatively?
@physe8052 7 жыл бұрын
"Your friend is only MOSTLY dead."
@rcslyman8929 5 жыл бұрын
He's getting better.
@laziezt4973 3 жыл бұрын
Cerberus brought him back
@CautiousCrowe 9 жыл бұрын
I watched this whole video waiting for the moment when joker said "what was I supposed to do, break my arm at them?"
@AymanB 9 жыл бұрын
Haha you're right that *was* a good one.
@andrescastillo0022 9 жыл бұрын
XD Totally
@epgbros 9 жыл бұрын
Tali though. She's that drunk.... aw my god. "Emergency induction port" goddamned straws!i knew they were emergency things!
@theriverstigs 8 жыл бұрын
_Veeery carefully._ _Toorian brandy..._ _Triple filtered..._ _then introduced into the suit through an emergency inDUCKtion port._
@jaredmassiatte9091 8 жыл бұрын
its a straw tali
@StealthTheFoxz 6 жыл бұрын
"Emeeeergency, induccction, port."
@blacksun3884 5 жыл бұрын
"Ahhh..."
@theunfamousone2818 5 жыл бұрын
Don't ahh me you sound like a vorcha
@DantesInferno96 4 жыл бұрын
@@theunfamousone2818 to be honest, I lost my shit there. All that time fighting vorchas in ME 2, it was just too surreal. Tali is bae
@benjaminsamuel7297 10 жыл бұрын
I'm sad he forgot this ME3 line ''Raise your hand if you haven't been killed before'' Garrus raises hands and Shepherd says'' Touche'' miss that ine ahh good times.
@brodymedia8478 4 жыл бұрын
Benjamin Samuel that when you go bottle shooting?
@ohkay8939 4 жыл бұрын
@@brodymedia8478 Yeah, it is. That whole "mission" is hilarious :)
@danieljong8442 8 жыл бұрын
I am a biotic god! I think things...and they happen. Fear me lesser creatures, for I am biotics made flesh!
@RevolverOcelot1 8 жыл бұрын
charge.
@theriverstigs 8 жыл бұрын
+Daniel Jong _I don't know what drugs you're on, but stay back, and I won't shoot you._
@goranmitic7500 8 жыл бұрын
that was awesome scene
@Ixiah27 8 жыл бұрын
+Daniel Jong A nice callback to Baldurs Gate 2 :)
@thedeergod435 7 жыл бұрын
*gentle push*
@davidtheroamingmusician2174 8 жыл бұрын
"You're so mean.....and I'm okay with that,"
@choy9166 8 жыл бұрын
If I never see a spider again, I'll die a contented Turian. Unless they have spiders in the after life. Damn! Lol Garrus says the best shit ever.
@HaloFTW55 8 жыл бұрын
+Chloe Chen Is it because he calibrated the quote before that?
@JensenStiles 8 жыл бұрын
I love that Legion observes that EDI's body is "top-heavy", lol.
@Pentech2u 8 жыл бұрын
-Emergency induction port -That's a straw Tali -Emergency induction port God I loved that moment, laughed my ass off when I came across that little scene.
@HelloThere-ln2cb 8 жыл бұрын
Same, for me it was the little things that made it a great trilogy.
@iiTzLurks 3 жыл бұрын
THIS CONVERSATION IS OVER
@matthewdalessandro5975 2 жыл бұрын
I love Drunk Tali, every second of it is hilarious. "Ah" "Don't 'Ah' me. You sound like a Vorcha" I spit my drink out lmao too good
@Arrakeen10191 10 жыл бұрын
Mordin's great singing, researching, helping with better interspecies f*ing, healing and killing whole species, even broke Omegas only rule twice, he truly was part of that traveling freakshow
@masterdynamo6457 5 жыл бұрын
His line for Miranda was the best though...Just watch for 'bugs'. Could be planted anywhere. 'You have a recommendation as a doctor?' Watch for bugs. Could be planted anywhere. Can perform exam later if necessary. Will need probes.
@southparkkenny2 9 жыл бұрын
"Your a goddamned *butt* pirate..." "I hate you... Ugh sir *butt pirate*... " Too much gamer poop.
@southparkkenny2 9 жыл бұрын
***** "Your ass looks trapped in those tight pants" "Sir I..." *Shush* "We'll get them out of there safely Ash..."
@southparkkenny2 9 жыл бұрын
*****" Bring me FEMALES, with hairy jungles down south, hoo hoo yeah" "But we're all hairless..." *DUN* "I want off this planet..."
@southparkkenny2 9 жыл бұрын
***** "oh no..." "What is it?" "Shepard I have to shit..." "How bad?" "Really bad..." *CRITICAL MISSION FAILURE* "Damn it, why didn't you go before the mission?!"
@southparkkenny2 9 жыл бұрын
***** "Shepard I'm Optimus Prime!" "Oh quit showing off."
@cheaneanem 9 жыл бұрын
southparkkenny2
@Qlas111 9 жыл бұрын
"Oh yeah... Put more of the stuff in the... thing stuff goes in." This line kills me :D
@DCIPHOENIX 9 жыл бұрын
Mobilone Always! :d
@thatonelass3912 9 жыл бұрын
Mobilone DAMN RIGHT!
@DCIPHOENIX 9 жыл бұрын
Admiral Paige "Hell yeah!"
@phuturephunk 7 жыл бұрын
DO IT! (drinking hand motion).
@Nova-rn5iy 7 жыл бұрын
+Mobilone "your funeral pal"
@Fucisko 10 жыл бұрын
When i was playing ME3 for the first time and i heard "you sound like a vorcha" i thought its funny...But when i found out Mark Meer is voice actor for both Shepard and vorcha and heard it again it destroyed me completely :D
@Brakiros 10 жыл бұрын
Ma4zu6 that's probably why they put that line in :D
@varric 5 жыл бұрын
Mark Meer also voiced the Hanar, meaning that the whole "You... Big... Stupid... Jellifish..." is also funny.
@fraserbuchanan1083 2 жыл бұрын
@@Brakiros Does Tali have the same line with a FemShep?
@KopperNeoman Жыл бұрын
@fraserbuchanan1083 Unfortunately, yes. If Tali had compared FemShep to a VAMPIRE on the other hand, referencing Jennifer Hale's first VA role in Quest for Glory IV...
@ajaykumarsingh702 9 жыл бұрын
Most funny was- Javik: I didn't survived 50000 years just to die on a ladder. LOL .
@calliecalliej.6431 7 жыл бұрын
Ajay Kumar Singh - THAT is hilarious!
@The_Punisher 6 жыл бұрын
Ajay Kumar Singh Wheres it say that
@GenshinLover283 5 жыл бұрын
James had a better one. “Yeah! You mess with Shepard you mess with his friends, unless we happen to be climbing a ladder.”
@Tertix 4 жыл бұрын
Where?
@georgeonischyk7325 4 жыл бұрын
@@Tertix DLC citadel, whrn you chasing your clone in the archives
@GT-wj3gl 8 жыл бұрын
Jesus..Sheppard can't fucking dance to save his life.
@ricocintron4456 8 жыл бұрын
Well he did save the galaxy
@thomasrevill7723 7 жыл бұрын
Rico Cintron Not by dancing tho. Although he did do it three times.
@treymagathan847 7 жыл бұрын
+Rico Cintron yes, but if he had to dance in order to save the Galaxy he'd be better off ordering Joker to dance.
@ricocintron4456 7 жыл бұрын
+Trey Magathan oh if he had to dance to save the galaxy we all would be fucked 7 ways to Sunday before the reapers even show up
@gageyoung1811 7 жыл бұрын
Well Garrus did say in Mass Effect 3's Citadel DLC that If the reapers saw Shepard dance they'd either Wipe them out, run away in horror, or fall in love;)
@route77productions 6 жыл бұрын
The Wrex line in ME3 if you Romanced Liara is "I still don't have a window, probably bc I don't kiss as well as Liara"
@jasonx1174 10 ай бұрын
"No comment"
@theriverstigs 8 жыл бұрын
_"That doesn't explain why you used MY armour to fix yourself."_ _Legion: _*_*Processing...*_*_...... there was a hole._ _"But why didn't you fix it sooner? Or with something else?"_ _Legion: _*_*Processing...*_*_...... no data available...._
@theriverstigs 8 жыл бұрын
***** _More like trying to come up with an excuse... but guess it works either way._
@hattrickster33 8 жыл бұрын
Plot hole!
@ricocintron4456 8 жыл бұрын
+J'zargo how so?
@Mondrak666 7 жыл бұрын
It's the plot. There was a hole.
@theboomerpride 7 жыл бұрын
+Al Forbes I don't see why you used a piece of MY plot to fix yourself
@wavion2 8 жыл бұрын
Don't know if they're in here, but a couple funny ones I remember: In ME2, while doing a planet scan on Uranus: Launching probe #1, EDI: Really, Commander? Really? Launching probe #2, EDI: - sigh - probing your anus Also in ME2, taking Legion past customs: Shepard: Security seems tighter than I remember. Security/Customs Lady: Measures had to be taken to prevent geth infiltrators. Legion: Geth do not infiltrate. Security/Customs Lady: You need to leave your synthetic assistant at home, they're not allowed anymore. Legion: Geth do not intentionally infiltrate.
@ghuttsmckenzie4269 3 жыл бұрын
I did not notice how funny that actually is.
@samtheeaglescout1490 Жыл бұрын
Legion is so cute. I see that the Quarians have their awkwardness around other peoples to the Geth as well.
@Her_Imperious_Condescension Жыл бұрын
Metal detectors are inconvenient.
@Darthzim950 7 жыл бұрын
2:13 The look of abject HORROR on Shepard's face... Holy crap, I can't breath!!!
@kanadetone 7 жыл бұрын
Mal Masque It's funny and then you start thinking about it, and realize how Shepard "died" from suffocation, that is, he died from lack of oxygen so he probably remembed how he floated through space suffocating as EDI is joking about cutting off the oxygen supply when she's finds something truly fascinating.
@masterdynamo6457 5 жыл бұрын
@@kanadetone Oh my. You just ruined a hilarious moment for me.
@robertharris6092 5 жыл бұрын
@@masterdynamo6457 you mean made it better.
@smeagolkl 9 жыл бұрын
reminded me of this lovely moment between shep and liara in sur'kesh, when there was a yahg in the lab: Shepard: Careful, there goes the next Shadow Broker. Liara: Not funny...
@FryingBerries 9 жыл бұрын
Yeah i found that hilarious! This series has so much love put into it, i wish EA didn't rush them to finish ME3 :/
@TiaMoshii 9 жыл бұрын
smeagolkl Garrus makes it even funnier "could've sworn he was muttering T'Soni the whole time"
@Ancaneon 9 жыл бұрын
smeagolkl They were much smaller in my cycle.
@blackouthorus1519 3 жыл бұрын
TiaMoshii “Not! Funny “
@Reach04 2 жыл бұрын
Garrus chips in and says: “Could’ve sworn it was muttering T’Soni the entire time” Liara: Not. Funny!
@annerivers2132 10 жыл бұрын
The citadel dlc had a crap load of great moments. My favorite was Grunt retelling the story about his adventure across the presidium. Also when Shepard and Shepard clone meet, the clone says something like " I have to go". Then shepard and the two squadmates are locked in the small room, the squadmates keep discussing how they're trapped and can't escape, but shepard just keeps saying " 'I should go .' I don't really sound like that, do I? Maybe it's 'I *should* go.' or ' *I* should go. "
@Brakiros 10 жыл бұрын
Anne Rivers the Blasto bit with Javik's Citadel scene was probably the best one but Grunt hanging off the Presidium's krogan statue was awesome though lol
@salanderfication 9 жыл бұрын
No, one squad mate keeps asking how they can get out, the other talks about shepards 'I should go'.
@ConstantlyAdging 9 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah it did, still probably my favorite dlc of any game
@LunaticKid889 9 жыл бұрын
sucks how i never got to that part with grunt telling the story... I don't remember it... Like how do i do that?
@bucket7897 9 жыл бұрын
And that conversation "Shepard."Grunt."Shepard."Wrex"Commander Shepard."Shepard.Shepard.Shepard."Wrex?Grunt?" Shep-rrrrrrrrr-d."Shepaaaaaaaard."Shepard?" best conversation in my opinion. (no hate m8 it's just opinion's)
@thalandor46 10 жыл бұрын
Severe lack of Kasumi. "I have to say, that Jacob, he seems pretty intense. I wonder if he likes Japanese girls with a penchant for kleptomania."
@Fyrebrand18 7 жыл бұрын
I think EDI is becoming a bit... TOO self aware about it all being a video game.
@xxxmarmasterxxx 7 жыл бұрын
Fourth wall was very close to being broken...
@0GlassOfAcid0 4 жыл бұрын
To bad she is dead. I choose the red ending
@Vic-14 4 жыл бұрын
@@0GlassOfAcid0, well, then she's only dead for you.
@JC19171 3 жыл бұрын
@@0GlassOfAcid0 the correct ending
@robertharris6092 3 жыл бұрын
@@JC19171 the objectively worst ending.
@nathanprime2434 4 жыл бұрын
"She keeps insisting we name the first one Mordin". How is that a funny moment... *cries*
@superluismigueL100 8 жыл бұрын
"Prothy the Prothean" AHAHAHAH
@blivion7203 4 жыл бұрын
Puthy the Puthean, you mean.
@Spoogitywoogums 8 жыл бұрын
How do you know when a turian has run out of ammo? When he uses the stick up is ass as a backup. Kills me every time
@KnightofGaming6721 7 ай бұрын
Why does the Alliance Military hire pilots with brittle bone disease? Your shitting me? The Turian Military has one about me? Oh yeah, I heard it myself from a private back on Palavin. Ok why does the Alliance hire people with brittler bone disease? *So their marines can beat someone in hand to hand drills*
@Luciendar2k 8 жыл бұрын
It's all Jokers fault, I have to spend all day computing pi because he had to plug in the overlord! LOLOLOLOLOL
@RedDrake110 Жыл бұрын
A matrix reference damn
@generalmaul4615 8 жыл бұрын
That scene with Garrus and Tali would've given my Shepard a heart attack. Damn you Garrus, I thought we were bros.
@yngbadge6308 8 жыл бұрын
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@yngbadge6308 8 жыл бұрын
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@ricocintron4456 8 жыл бұрын
I guess tali has a thing for scars
@ricocintron4456 8 жыл бұрын
Also he would have been in a air lock for that. Tali I couldn't stay mad at
@treymagathan847 7 жыл бұрын
+Rico Cintron wanna know how I got these scars? Rocket to the face.
@stefanski48 10 жыл бұрын
"No data available."
@sagefrench578 10 жыл бұрын
Yes its funny looking at a Geth fan boy over Shepard
@SgtIronbeak 10 жыл бұрын
***** He's havin' a bit of a twitch!
@johngault3388 10 жыл бұрын
Mordin singing was epic along with Elcor Shakespeare.
@YourCrazyDolphin 10 жыл бұрын
Note: he also sings the song while curing the genophage. But then you don't have time to laugh because he is blowing up.
@mezzki1 9 жыл бұрын
FORMINCRAFTIA And you're crying...
@Nosttromo 7 жыл бұрын
"taking saren down will restore the good name of turians everywhere" "glad to hear it, I was losing sleep over the prospect of people not loving the turians" I literally loled here
@yoursonisold8743 4 жыл бұрын
That's the kind of joke that only works with knowledge of the lore, yet it is delivered so casually that it just feels right.
@garysanders6091 9 жыл бұрын
Turians, you have to work the blade.. Don't see much point to it.. Heh.. "Much Point".. I love you grunt.
@lomek4559 6 жыл бұрын
Gary Sanders I don't get the joke, English is not my native language
@kingoflegendary9691 5 жыл бұрын
@@lomek4559 The end of a blade has a point.
@maximussaktish Жыл бұрын
Its implied everyone speak with universal translator but that joke doesnt land if not spoken in english
@Joraglove 10 жыл бұрын
There was a mission in ME1 where you were stuck in a ruin that was about to explode and Shepard finds a hologram. This guy on the hologram asks Shepard if he was afraid and Shep was like "Buried with a bomb that's about to explode? Pfft. You assume I give a damn? That's cute."
@ducediablo 5 жыл бұрын
Killing that dude was satisfying.
@jbfarley 5 жыл бұрын
@@ducediablo especially since it was a good shot with a sniper rifle
@crownregis 5 жыл бұрын
Ah yes i remember that one it was only if you choose the colonist background, where you live on Mindoir and he was respobsible for the raid that killed your family or was it the one where you defended a colony?
@Comet5551 5 жыл бұрын
Reginald Casiano I’ve done that mission with the War Hero background, dunno if its on the colony one but nothing was more enjoyable than running that bastard over with the mako
@fellowtemplar5679 5 жыл бұрын
Comet5551 In War Hero background Shepard was defending Blitz or some colony from this very same dude who’s united Terminus System for this raid. And he wanted to punish Shepard for ruining his plan.
@Lajos_Kelemen 8 жыл бұрын
Drunk Tali is soo cute :)
@Mondrak666 7 жыл бұрын
Any Tali is cute
@therealstanyz 7 жыл бұрын
Agreed.
@lancecurry7538 6 жыл бұрын
*MY SHEPARD:* (was staring at Miranda's behind) Sorry, were you saying something?
@sebathadah1559 4 жыл бұрын
*EMERGENCY INDUCTION PORT*
@2BChaos 6 жыл бұрын
Don’t the forget the follow up for 22:22 in ME3: Joker: Hey, take your time commander! We’re all fine here - unless the Geth, you know, look out a window.” Shep: “Geth don’t use windows, remember? ‘Structural weaknesses.’” Joker: “Yeah, the Geth are all just sitting there thinking, ‘those organics would never try the ‘no-windows’ thing twice!
@GeoRyukaiser 7 жыл бұрын
The racist joke exchange between Garrus and Joker reminds me of chatting with a former coworker of mine. He was South African, I was white. Nothing was sacred.
@KopperNeoman Жыл бұрын
Funny how things go when there aren't any Nazis cancelling people for -White- -Jewish- *Turian* Privilege.
@tristansmith8824 9 жыл бұрын
Jeez, Prothy the Prothian should calm down.
@DrArku 9 жыл бұрын
Tristan Smith That guy was kind of a disappointment imo. You'd think those advanced and badass Protheans would at least have some sense of humor. Other than throwing everyone out the airlock.
@thedarknesscallingme 9 жыл бұрын
DrArku true but if you woke up 50,000 years later having been locked in a futuristic fridge only to discover you were the last of your kind and that everyone you ever knew and loved was dead...along with the fact that the very enemy that killed that was still around and about to repeat it's slaughter, you'd be very short on humour too and most likely extremely pissed off.
@DrArku 9 жыл бұрын
***** True that. I mean I completely understand all that, guess I just don't like him "as a person" or something.
@jaimemagnum 9 жыл бұрын
DrArku Javik is one of the funiest characters in ME actually
@danieljong8442 8 жыл бұрын
+Tristan Smith ...and all the primitives will kneel before Javik!
@Egobyte83 10 жыл бұрын
Loved that scene ^^ Shepard: How are you getting drunk? Tali: Very carefully. Turian Brandy, tripple-filtered, then introduced into the suit through an emergency induction port. Shepard: That's a straw, Tali... Tali: ... EMERGENCY INDUCTION PORT.
@sagefrench578 10 жыл бұрын
Idk the drunk call is such a odd event it was funny.
@flameybree8883 9 жыл бұрын
Garrus: Yes, I was with Shepard from the very beginning. James: That just means you're old. Rood
@BerserkerDre 7 жыл бұрын
".... my brain's been sccrambled LIKE AN EGG! how do u think I feel.." lmao
@mitomen2000 10 жыл бұрын
Renegade is Red Paragon is Blue Assuming Direct Control This hurt's you Happy Valentine's day .......Keelah se'lai
@MHA-TSBro 4 жыл бұрын
*Assuming Control*
@uvaramune8617 10 жыл бұрын
"I'm using you for your body" - "You're so mean... and I'm okay with that."
@shanep9564 9 жыл бұрын
"I'm not telling you if my 'hair tentacles' move!" Ha ha, one of my favorite "support" situations.
@plmokm33 9 жыл бұрын
Javik the master troll lol
@LdyVder 9 жыл бұрын
He trolled James hard too. LOL
@RedDrake110 Жыл бұрын
He trolled Liara and all of asari even harder.
@epicwolf 10 жыл бұрын
Mass Effect is way better than star wars.
@IAssassinII 10 жыл бұрын
Easy there cowboy.
@Brutalcel 10 жыл бұрын
i would compare it to star trek , but you have a point althogh , mass effect is one of the greatest science fiction works of modern days .
@DILINGER0 9 жыл бұрын
The story is more consistent by far, with pils of humor, romance, and tons of epic and drama.
@SweRaider1993 9 жыл бұрын
Depends specifically on what we're talking about. Some Star Wars games were really great. It's difficult to compare e.g. The Old Republic and Knights of the Old Republic with Mass Effect since they're all about conversation choices. Gameplay wise I'd say games like Jedi Academy, Force Unleashed, Battlefront 2, etc. are way superior to ME1,2,3 gameplay. Storywise ME wins, hands down, but KOTR, TOR, Jedi Academy, Force Unleashed, comes right after. At least in my opinion.
@wager0113 9 жыл бұрын
You... Um... You do know that Mass Effect is the product of a Star Wars game right? Right?? Right....
@blackvial 9 жыл бұрын
please don't touch that
@treymagathan847 9 жыл бұрын
blackvial if you are so enamorate of that object then i suggest you get your own feces analyzer
@InsanityPersistsProductions 8 жыл бұрын
+Al Forbes Touching will result in a diplomatic incident
@WonderVis97 4 жыл бұрын
As I said commander don’t touch that
@talizorrah5851 9 жыл бұрын
Garrus and Tali are the best, I don't ever choose anyone else on my squad.
@cobaltcrysis2085 9 жыл бұрын
You choose yourself for your squad?
@talizorrah5851 9 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I love myself so much that I cloned myself and now I have Garrus and a clone of myself come with me on missions.
@cobaltcrysis2085 9 жыл бұрын
Tali' Zorrah I wish I could do that... just play as tali and have 2 tali's on my squad. Or the same with garrus.
@horridhenry43 9 жыл бұрын
You are such six year olds. Pretending to be a videotape are character and replying as if it's actually them. Mass effect fans are weirdos.
@horridhenry43 9 жыл бұрын
whatever
@Zanzagnarius 9 жыл бұрын
Lol....Legion being all secretive about the armor. "There was a hole." How about the chest hole bro......?
@Zanzagnarius 9 жыл бұрын
***** Lol. Still gonna make me ask tho.
@KIrbyTheFlrst 5 жыл бұрын
No data available
@lmv92x 3 жыл бұрын
He wasn't being secretive. He genuinely didn't think it mattered.
@TheCPtutorales 7 жыл бұрын
If we ever find alien species, I would literally DIE for having such a pun-tastic conversation like Joker and Garrus about the species puns.
@user-texgen 10 жыл бұрын
"Might run tests on the seashells :) ...." Reaper shell-fish anyone?
@ChadVulpes 10 жыл бұрын
How about Jellyfish? BIG. STUPID. JELLYFISH!
@MrJordwalk 9 жыл бұрын
@ 24:23, Garrus wasn't calibrating..... he was TALI-brating heheh
@cabooseisthevehicledestroy 5 жыл бұрын
Get out
@5hadowWolf 4 жыл бұрын
... that was possible?! 0.0
@thomasbishop3494 9 жыл бұрын
If I was Shepard I would have lost my shit at Garrus and Tali being so awkward together. I don't think I could have kept a straight face at all.
@jamesroper4952 7 жыл бұрын
Shepard's awkward silence after Mordin's singing is so funny. I would have the same reaction to that situation. The awkward silence in the elevators while elevator music plays is also kinda funny. There's so many funny moments in the Mass Effect trilogy. One of the many things that makes the series so great.
@phillers62 9 жыл бұрын
I wanted to see the citadel party part with grunt and wrex repeatedly saying "Shepard". That shit had me rolling
@ASlickNamedPimpback 3 жыл бұрын
Wrex. Shepard.
@takenking2925 3 жыл бұрын
Grunt
@varric 8 ай бұрын
@@takenking2925 Shepard. Shepard. Shepard.
@DaPr0v0cateur 9 жыл бұрын
I must've missed the part where Shepard's on Noveria tryna tell the VI to activate the failsafe with passing on the "code" by saying some jibberish...?
@treymagathan847 9 жыл бұрын
***** i remember that. "Alpha, Charlie, Bravo, *cough cough*" "Incorrect password. Please find an operative and turn yourself in" i cant say those are the exact quotes but it's generally accurate.
@vepaot 8 жыл бұрын
Trey Magathan Shep mumbles "sic semper tyrannis", it's a common latin phrase meaning "thus always to tyrants". I find it amusing that he mutters it to a VI given how many references there are in the game to synthetic creatures trying to dominate organic life.
@thomasrevill7723 7 жыл бұрын
I'm glad Mass Effect became more self-referential with it's humour in 2 and 3.
@TheDrexxus 10 жыл бұрын
Whaaaaat, you left out one of the best lines! When Garrus was telling commander shepard about Turians swimming saying theres its a lot of flailing, splashing, occasionally interrupted by drowning, he follows up by saying "a lot like you dancing". That was one of the best lines ever. Maybe it was only available for fem shep though, I dunno.
@elorfinthendt 10 жыл бұрын
Nope... it's in the video just after 30 minutes in.
@TheDrexxus 10 жыл бұрын
elorfinthendt No dude. He said the first part. But in the video he did not say the last line which is "A lot like you dancing". That is NOT in this video and makes it so much sweeter. But like I said, perhaps that is only for femshep or a romanced femshep. But it's pretty epic anyway, and wasn't in the video.
@johngault3388 10 жыл бұрын
Garrus. best wingman in video game history. He was so good that I let him beat me at shooting cans on top of the citadel,
@macmittens5475 10 жыл бұрын
No. I played male Shepard, and he said that to me as well ! It does make the scene sooo much funnier !!
@cassandra5322 8 жыл бұрын
6:53 "It's green." Star Trek reference!
@spyrothelegendarypurpledra8786 4 жыл бұрын
Hey, you can't deny that Legion was right about windows on a ship. How many times in movies and games has someone shot out a window and vented an entire room into space?
@varric 4 жыл бұрын
For instance, Alien Resurrection.
@rustyjones7908 3 жыл бұрын
Also, Javiks solution to most things.
@kulkumalstavich4895 9 жыл бұрын
"I have to spend all day calculating pi because he unleashed the Overlord!" Joker never gets old. XD
@giorgiomorongas8292 4 жыл бұрын
13:12 "Adolescence... Can't we just Take him to omega and buy him a few dancers...?" 😀😁😂
@82dorrin 2 жыл бұрын
"I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees." *Awkward stare* "That was a joke" Best moment ever.
@Redster3 9 жыл бұрын
I'm probably the only one who's nice enough to answer to the reporter without rudely punching her...
@coffeepoweredkatie6290 9 жыл бұрын
Jose Mendez No I answer her lol I don't see why everyone punches her, she's supposed to be a stereotypical invasive and accusatory reporter, I just block out all the shiz she says then choose the charm or intimidate option. xD I punched her once accidentally (was doing a renegade runthrough and automatically hit RT forgetting what it would do) I was amused for a second then sat and questioned my life.
@Shader1019 8 жыл бұрын
I answered her questions too.
@Daioblis 8 жыл бұрын
+Jose Mendez I only punched her once, and she totally deserved that one. I mean, she was trying to accuse me of cowardice after leaving Earth.
@zachshanker9947 8 жыл бұрын
+Diablos lol if you don't punch her throughout the saga her war asset is boosted by 5, however much that's worth...
@Daioblis 8 жыл бұрын
+Omega Network I honestly don't care. I'm still punching her.
@Nem1606 7 жыл бұрын
eeMERGENcYy inDUCtion pooooort.
@RevolverOcelot1 7 жыл бұрын
That's a straw Im Hab.
@physe8052 7 жыл бұрын
EeeeeMERgenCY Induuuuuction Port
@LiliaArmoury 10 жыл бұрын
geth don't use microsoft, structural weakness
@Megadriver 10 жыл бұрын
***** True. I don't like apples. I prefer oranges XD
@eliisbell5095 6 жыл бұрын
They run on Linux
@Wheres0My0Weed 7 жыл бұрын
good thing he/she did not challenge the reapers to a dance off. I made my Shep black and he still had no sense of rhythm.
@barcodemanIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 6 жыл бұрын
But I bet he was a talent at rapping.
@MrEdit-ic7th 9 жыл бұрын
2:13 that face man XD
@LocalHolehead 8 жыл бұрын
+Ethan c And from Shepard of all people.... XD
@5223142 4 жыл бұрын
D:
@TheMatias2 10 жыл бұрын
26:10 "If I die in here I'll kill him" best part ever!
@EvilDoctor7 10 жыл бұрын
Shepard sure hates reporters huh...
@kyoukisatori4988 10 жыл бұрын
***** I didn't I wanted to but tried not.
@AAhmou 7 жыл бұрын
EvilDoctor7 I didn't, I used her to screw the council... good times.
@MKanakaredes 7 жыл бұрын
I was patient. I was trying very hard. But when I met her for the third time I couldn't resist myself lol
@ducediablo 5 жыл бұрын
Hates reporters? I'm tired of your disingenuous assertions.
@commandershepard2676 5 жыл бұрын
That particular one’s a bitch.
@cthulhoop7134 9 жыл бұрын
Prothy the Prothean Goddamit Joker XD
@disconnexionsdotcom 5 жыл бұрын
During the Citadel DLC when you're in the Archives room, Glyph says "Commander, I've found an weapon upgrade that might be useful... Why do people keep leaving these around?" That just cracked me up so hard that I had to pause the game.
@Gavinchi88 5 жыл бұрын
Xanda Tonge I think I show that on my Funny Effect episodes
@Missinformasian 9 жыл бұрын
Hahaha, there's just something extra hilarious about Male Shepards voice over FemSheps.
@MauroEnfermoDeLepra 9 жыл бұрын
Emergency induccion port
@applebuttfacehead 9 жыл бұрын
petargrad emergency induction straw
@lancecurry7538 4 жыл бұрын
*SHEPARD:* That's a straw, Tali...
@Gavinchi88 8 жыл бұрын
Bout time I made another one don't you think 👍
@MultiFilip12 8 жыл бұрын
+Gavinchi88 Yeah we need a another one.
@HadakaTako 8 жыл бұрын
Yessss
@nurkeshsounds 8 жыл бұрын
+Gavinchi88 I think you should :)
@000mjd 8 жыл бұрын
the world need another video pf this
@160p2GHz 8 жыл бұрын
I remember Liara having some good zingers in ME3 if you are still planning to make another 'funny moments'. It sticks out in my mind because I recall not liking her very much until I heard her ripping on people in 3
@kanate1444 7 жыл бұрын
"There was a hole..."
@SauceStrider 7 жыл бұрын
I've seen you 2 or 3 times in this comment section...
@kanate1444 7 жыл бұрын
...No data available
@SauceStrider 7 жыл бұрын
That one guy who likes trains. 3 comments
@haruspexaugur2439 4 жыл бұрын
"It's gone now"
@SithFTW4072 10 жыл бұрын
Javik truly is the master elder troll
@Acedew 8 жыл бұрын
15:00 Drunk Tali is the best :D
@TheHulk1850 8 жыл бұрын
Garrus and tali are so cute together. Tali: What do you mean to come back to? I'm useing you for your body. Garrus: You're so mean, and I'm okay with that.
@unmessable12 9 жыл бұрын
...is probably pretty irrelevant, but wouldn't it have been so awesome if in mass effect 2 when you go off to find your old squadmates you discover that Tali, Garrus, and Liara formed a progressive rock band and got famous?
@PereMarquette1225 9 жыл бұрын
Best. Idea. Ever!
@TiaMoshii 9 жыл бұрын
unmessable12 i imagine them singing "Shepard of Fire" by Avenged Sevenfold.
@ricoco7891 4 жыл бұрын
Justin Powell Or a standup comedy tour? "Quarian, Turian and an Asari walk into a human vessel..."
@thefrigginpope 3 жыл бұрын
6:51 "This is... it's green." How did I not catch that Star Trek reference before?
@Queen_of_Coffee Жыл бұрын
Romulan Ale?
@JayTheGam3r 9 жыл бұрын
I lost my shit when Wrex asked whos that and shepard just so ever gently turned his head
@soyundorito8259 9 жыл бұрын
Colony life: it's not that bad. I shit you not, there is a sign in the Presidium that says that.
@Kuonluw 9 жыл бұрын
13:01 I played as Femshep and the dialogue is a little bit different but still funny as well. Garuss replies "Hey, some females find me highly attractive...granted they were female Krogans but still"
@512TheWolf512 7 жыл бұрын
oh man, this takes me back... there will never be another garrus vakarian, no matter how much bioware might try
@vaiosony2 7 жыл бұрын
Legion , I love that little Bastard. I'd pay for a DLC that makes it possible for him to survive :(
@georgenelson9211 8 жыл бұрын
One of the greatest series EVER!!!
@senojnomis 7 жыл бұрын
"My brain got scrambled like an egg, how'd you think I feel?!"
@kevincruz1226 10 жыл бұрын
I love Garrus. Since ME1 it has been him and one more as squad. But if I ever found him flirting with Tali, I'd kill him. Tali is out of bounds.
@mcuavengers1597 9 жыл бұрын
I didn't care about him and Tali, I just wanted to save humanity, but Liara keeps wanting to start a relationship and it pisses me off because she says these things at the wrong time.
@lancecurry7538 4 жыл бұрын
Both of you are in the wrong.
@rustyjones7908 3 жыл бұрын
My headcanon is that Shepard keeps it professional in real life but writes erotic fanfiction of her crew to blow off steam.
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