Master Splinter's Funniest Comebacks

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Master Splinter's Funniest Comebacks

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@thefirstofthelastones8952 4 ай бұрын

"He is... A doofus" Well at least he's being honest.

@richardzaloudek8208 4 ай бұрын

This is the exact thing my current gaming friends must've thought when we first met a couple years back. I'll say I turned out pretty good.

@mr.l8723 4 ай бұрын

Ouch, that hurt worse than a beat down 😂

@questworldiangreenknight7455 4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@TheCheese-11 3 ай бұрын

I never thought I would hear him say something like "doofus"

@DavidMartinez-uv9qy 2 ай бұрын

@@questworldiangreenknight7455 2:33 2:34 Grounded

@jeremytung1632 4 ай бұрын

The first rule of ninjutsu is do no harm. Unless you mean to do harm then do LOTS of harm!

@navimcfarland9113 4 ай бұрын

The standard I live by

@coltonwilliams4153 4 ай бұрын

The first rule of ninjutsu is do no harm. The second rule is to leave no witnesses of the harm that you do do.

@aliyahsulaiman4695 4 ай бұрын

@@coltonwilliams4153 Wait what?

@juanmanuelpenaloza9264 4 ай бұрын

He's not wrong. Ninja were mostly spies gathering Intel on their enemies. But when they are tasked with assassination, they usually make it look like a freak accident.

@SaiyanGamer95 4 ай бұрын

4 rules of Ninjitsu 1st. Live by the code of the martial arts. 2nd. Never fight unless someone else starts. 3rd. Always stick together, no matter what. 4th. If all else fails, then it's time to kick butt.

@jasonmiles2819 4 ай бұрын

I still love how a phone made to look like a wheel of cheese is used in case of a serious emergency. 😂

@robertchaney2704 4 ай бұрын

I like to think the turtles got it for him as a gift, and it was so utterly ridiculous he told them “you better not call me on this thing unless one of you is dying”

@detectivenuthead7869 4 ай бұрын

He loves cheese, so its fitting.

@tytorthebarbarian6447 4 ай бұрын

That Was Definitely Mikey’s Idea 😂

@Dbzmaster159 4 ай бұрын

*hears ringing* The cheese phone!

@pugtie4695 4 ай бұрын

He may be a serious master but he still a dad and a dad's got to make a joke😂

@Skellington977 4 ай бұрын

Donatello: “No offence, Sensei, but I can’t keep fighting alien technology with a six-foot staff. I was hoping…maybe I could upgrade it.” Splinter: “Ah, a seven-foot staff. Interesting.” Donatello: “No! I mean, using modern technology.” Splinter: “Ah, a solar powered staff.”

@Dbzmaster159 4 ай бұрын

Donnie could've at least opted for a metal staff. Though Metalhead was a huge help.

@velvetdarksoul8741 3 ай бұрын

I mean Rise donnie did XD@Dbzmaster159

@Rose_Petals12 3 ай бұрын

Honestly, I don't see why Donnie is complaining. He has a hidden blade inside of his staff, he should just use that

@_I02_ 3 ай бұрын

@Rose_Petals12 if you're stabbing the aliens itself sure but fighting robots I think a metal staff will do

@Rose_Petals12 3 ай бұрын

@@_I02_ considering that Raph stab them with his sai, I don't think it should be a problem. Still, I do agree that a metal staff would work out better, mainly for defensive maneuvers tho

@keenestfox6376 4 ай бұрын

We need this Splinter's personality back.

@playerback7722 4 ай бұрын

It's the best

@cameroniacobucci 4 ай бұрын

Agreed. I think Mutant Mayhem Splinter should’ve been like this.

@fynnthefox9078 4 ай бұрын

Serious and wise, but will also makes funnies.

@Mammothsaber-4457 4 ай бұрын

@@cameroniacobuccimutant mayhem Splinter will probably grow into this

@cameroniacobucci 4 ай бұрын

@@Mammothsaber-4457 Good way to look at it, but I would’ve just done it from the beginning. Maybe even give elements from 2003 Splinter.

@Ginfeldi 4 ай бұрын

"He who runs his mouth gets a facefull of nunchaku" - Master Splinter

@justin2308 4 ай бұрын

They say that in Japan?

@radiohostalastor 4 ай бұрын

@@justin2308they would if you were there

@joshuaamadeusishak1887 3 ай бұрын

@@radiohostalastor 😂😂😂. Okay, that is funny considering Splinter is the one who said that.

@DavidMartinez-uv9qy 2 ай бұрын

@@joshuaamadeusishak18873:18 3:20 I'm glad you're not mad

@davidtimmer596 2 күн бұрын

@@DavidMartinez-uv9qy Who said I'm not mad?

@Sean-qg3gg 4 ай бұрын

“Oh, I did not realize he said mean things. Of course! You had no choice but to jeopardize your mission!”

@mightywizard7475 4 ай бұрын

That one is the best

@questworldiangreenknight7455 4 ай бұрын

I love that line!!! 😂😂😂

@Dbzmaster159 4 ай бұрын

At least in the 03 turtles, one time when Raph went berserk and attacked his brothers, he was wracked with guilt for it.

@ryanbarth6691 4 ай бұрын

Burn

@Sean-qg3gg 4 ай бұрын

@@ryanbarth6691 “You are ninja, you live in the shadows. This becomes difficult when there is proof of your existence, in high definition!”

@pun-tastic2091 4 ай бұрын

"They say that in Japan?" "They would if you we're there" Best comeback, Fire 🔥 😂

@joestargaming47 4 ай бұрын

2012 Master Splinter is the best version.

@Dbzmaster159 4 ай бұрын

He's one of the main three I've grown up with. Along with the 2003 version and the 2004 movie version.

@BlackIce3190 4 ай бұрын

Nah, 1993 was peak.

@jaksuperior2470 3 ай бұрын

@@Dbzmaster159 actually the movie version (in that case of WB's movie) is 2007 and not 2004

@MagdalenaStock 2 ай бұрын

Ja, meine Liebmings-Version von ihm

@Dathousand Ай бұрын

FR he’s both wise and funny

@Dbzmaster159 4 ай бұрын

I loved this splinter, he was deep with the proverbs, had a whit sharper than Shredder's blades, and like all versions he loved his sons. So much so he protected them from beyond the grave.

@SaiyanGamer95 4 ай бұрын

Funny thing, the 1987 and comic versions don't consider the Turtles to be his sons. Just his students.

@Dbzmaster159 4 ай бұрын

@@SaiyanGamer95 Where as the 03 series and beyond do have him consider them his sons as he raised them. Granted the 03 Splinter was never human from the start but rather was the pet rat to Hamato Yoshi and Tang Shen.

@ikeking6797 3 ай бұрын

The funniest part about the beyond the grave bit, is the fact that that one dude who was scared of splinter when the spirits of the underworld were released should’ve died long splinter was born. This means he was kicking ass all throughout the underworld

@Double_D__ 4 ай бұрын

Everyone laughs at the cheese phone, but no one brings up that he walks in a giant hamster wheel to do deep thinking. 😂

@MatthewTeachout-xj4yy 4 ай бұрын

I think it’s a subset of someone pacing to think(I happen to be one of them)

@Wulvarr 4 ай бұрын

No one laughs at the Hamster Wheel. It's power is too great

@jay-b1223 3 ай бұрын

Fr like it couldn’t be a treadmill or something normal it had to be a giant hamster wheel 😂

@Wulvarr 3 ай бұрын

@@jay-b1223 Don't you dare tell me you wouldn't have more fun walking on a hamster wheel than a treadmill

@jay-b1223 3 ай бұрын

@@Wulvarr alright you got me there 😂

@CreativeStoryteller35 4 ай бұрын

Another good one is when the squirrel escaped Leo and Splinter reluctantly got up and said, "I should've been in a deeper trance." Lol

@wonderlady5835 4 ай бұрын

I miss this Splinter Why did he have to die 😭

@Hondoku 4 ай бұрын

Yeah why😫😭

@playerback7722 4 ай бұрын

Cause they wanna create more conflict

@Dbzmaster159 4 ай бұрын

He died twice! The first was saved via time travel with the fugitoid. In the end both times he was killed by Saki.

@thefirstofthelastones8952 4 ай бұрын

Plot

@metalhead5204 4 ай бұрын

Because Shredder is a damn hater.

@cardinalchaos2278 4 ай бұрын

Whoever pitched the idea to have Hoon Lee voice Splinter needs a massive pay raise, he was perfect to play the role of a wise ninjitsu master.

@brierichardson8462 4 ай бұрын

3:40-3:50 Splinters most savage line!🤣🤣🤣

@douf8746 4 ай бұрын

😂😂

@quintinmorse26 4 ай бұрын

0:05 that was quick answer especially from master splinter

@goliathgar4985 4 ай бұрын

0:20 -0:25 wonder if splinter's father used that trick on all new students including his own son if one gets cocky

@rhtee 4 ай бұрын

Yes, he do, it shows in 3 season when the turtles travel in time

@wolfkniteX 4 ай бұрын

I imagine Splinter learned how to do this because the turtles don't have ears to grab and tug on.

@ProAtBeingHuman 3 ай бұрын

The chuckle afterwards tho 😂😂

@leahsincelejo7641 2 ай бұрын

Splinter's father pulled this one on Saki most likely

@rand_xcurse6884 2 күн бұрын

He did when both Shredder and Splinter were brothers

@shockwave12867 4 ай бұрын

"They would if you were there" 💀

@claudiakramer7116 Ай бұрын

Ich hasse dieses Video

@jacksonfolly 4 ай бұрын

02:18 was ruthless!!!

@ahmedaliyu1495 4 ай бұрын

"A Ninja is never Defenseless"

@M.A.R.U.S.I.C 7 күн бұрын

"And now we shall see if a cat always land on they feet"

@dantestubbs2407 4 ай бұрын

2:06" was that fair?"

@cardinalchaos2278 4 ай бұрын

“No!” “Did I win?” “… I see your point.”

@muhammadalifto8076 3 ай бұрын

@@cardinalchaos2278 "Seek victory, not fairness"

@mr.s2005 4 ай бұрын

"I shouldn't have tell you". What every parent through out ever generation ends up saying at one point.

@ahmedaliyu1495 4 ай бұрын

2:40 when Grounding u isn't enough punishment for your failure

@flashtheshapeshafter 4 ай бұрын

I mean no disrespect to the ones that came before and after but this is my favorite splinter I love him so much

@TheCheese-11 3 ай бұрын

We all do

@rougestarlight4308 3 ай бұрын

Same

@Abner-gu3ve 2 ай бұрын

Most of us agree

@joshpark7745 4 ай бұрын

3:08 Splinter: 😠 What is going on in here?!

@adrianhill8203 Ай бұрын

3:10 leo: sensei

@marcusfrankvieiravieira1589 27 күн бұрын

3:12 Splinter: How many times have i told you not to skateboard in the lair?

@adrianhill8203 17 күн бұрын

@@marcusfrankvieiravieira15893:16 mikey: none sensei

@marcusfrankvieiravieira1589 17 күн бұрын

@@adrianhill8203 Splinter: I Shouldn't have to tell you!

@ByteDWolf 16 күн бұрын

This is the most iconic of his lines, for me.

@montanajackson3713 4 ай бұрын

I call this version of splinter “Strict Troll”.

@Jacob-2000 4 ай бұрын

feels wrong to not include the “the first rule of being a ninja, is do no harm. Unless you need to do harm, then do LOTS of harm!”

@antoniogirgenti9738 4 ай бұрын

1:05 Dananananananana Dananananananana RATMAN!!!

@stylishmusic4012 4 ай бұрын

To the ratmobile

@TheCheese-11 3 ай бұрын

@@stylishmusic4012It's the rat king! He's going to take over the city!

@claudiakramer7116 Ай бұрын

Ratman sieht anders aus

@ballsinspector42069 3 күн бұрын

@@stylishmusic4012 (NANANANA NAAA)

@rurijo3169 4 ай бұрын

This was the best iteration of Splinter

@NPzgod 4 ай бұрын

"Deception is the ninja's most powerful weapon, it seems Karai is a master" I give it a 10 out of 10.

@darthash18 4 ай бұрын

Spike really betrayed Raph 😂

@NicolasGarcia-qw4mi 4 ай бұрын

Splinter: is that a chimpmunk?

@REDscar9000 4 ай бұрын

0:22 you can just tell their trying not to laugh lol 😂

@solanoscrossoverproduction3930 4 ай бұрын

1:10 "Moshi Moshi?"

@Pilot231 4 ай бұрын

Moshi Moshi (もしもし) is the way someone in Japan would say “hello” when picking up the phone.

@NPzgod 4 ай бұрын

0:30 Master Splinter: What do you mean fair fight?

@coltonwilliams4153 4 ай бұрын

First time I saw that scene, I knew Leo was about to get it.😂

@andrewowens4421 11 күн бұрын

@@coltonwilliams4153 I mean, did Leo forget they are _ninjas?_ Their literal definition is to be as unfair in a fight as possible.

@TheFLAMEXD 3 ай бұрын

This is one of the reasons why 2012 TMNT is my favourite. It expands a lot of the character's main personalities and makes them more well-rounded, especially Splinter. He actually acts like a father to the turtles and it's awesomely adorable.

@adrianhill8203 3 ай бұрын

3:18 leo: i'm glad you not mad splinter: who says i'm not mad

@Mad-Artist-2006 4 ай бұрын

1:31 Splinter: Where did you learn that?

@joshpark7745 4 ай бұрын

1:33 Leo: 😕 Mikey learned it from his new friend.

@quintonturpin925 4 ай бұрын

1:34 Splinter: 😠The man who taught him that Kata is no friend. It comes from the Shredder.

@slasher19necroslayer42 3 ай бұрын

I also like this flashback sequence and Splinter’s shocked face that later became more intense and serious, since it reminded him of his old archenemy Oroku Saki (aka Shredder).

@bqw2094 3 ай бұрын

I felt bad for sensei in that scene , just a simple evening checking on his sons and then bam! Just ptsd out of nowhere .

@oliverklinton7164 4 ай бұрын

This is the Splinter (TMNT show) I grew up watching. Nostalgia!

@seasonsstarsstudios 4 ай бұрын

I grew up watching many versions of the turtles, including the 2003 Nickelodeon one. This is my favorite iteration.

@user-tw3rh9po4t 4 ай бұрын

I guess you could say, the main antagonist of the series shredded our hearts for what he did to this man.

@jerm965 4 ай бұрын

0:36 made me lose it

@B-eign Ай бұрын

I love how they made him a wise and serious master. Yet balanced it out with a little bit of humour.

@LordLazaruss Ай бұрын

This is an official version of Splinter. Every other version is a pale shadow.

@thegreatscribbles960 4 ай бұрын

I like when splinter has a sense of humor with the gang. Really shows he's there father

@Azure_Gamer_21 4 ай бұрын

I'll be honest I honestly love the 2003 series more than 2012 but this splinter is the goat

@bskec2177 4 ай бұрын

This is the best version of Master Splinter.

@ShadowdaHedgie11 4 ай бұрын

Honestly, I loved this version of Splinter. Still a loving father and skilled ninja... but also a complete and utter troll at times. Splinter: Was that fair? Leonardo: No! Splinter: WE'RE NINJA, you dumbass. Surprise attacks are our thing.

@brianhalljr.2637 4 ай бұрын

Imagine the other incarnations of Splinter being impressed by 2012 Splinter's pressure point jab technique.

@Arohan71 4 ай бұрын

For me this is the first Splinter that actually felt like a ninja. Especially the "what do you mean 'fair fight'?"

@rakeslayer9284 3 ай бұрын

"No tv!" Will never be forgotten for me, relatable.

@zahiraali8029 2 ай бұрын

Can you tell me what episode is that from?

@dravengarcia8658 3 ай бұрын

3:30 is that a chipmunk?

@ELICARIO12345 4 ай бұрын

You know you are done when the ninja rat says "Who said i was not Mad?"

@ethanengelking2492 3 ай бұрын

I loved how Splinter said he made Leo leader because he asked him. But then later he says that he only said that to boost his confidence at the time, and he really did see leadership traits in him at an early age.

@thestrangerbros 4 ай бұрын

"There was another man competing for her....(flashback)..Steve Pate-

@miwhitty8316 4 ай бұрын

I freaking love this version of Splinter ❤

@denmark1226 4 ай бұрын

This splinter was a fucking gift. One of the best.

@King_of_Blue-Eyes 15 күн бұрын

This is part of my childhood, and Splinter still shows what a good sensei and father figure he is.

@ultrafighterk.o.7511 3 ай бұрын

3:41 They would if you were there made me laugh.

@RKDupont 3 ай бұрын

Oof 😅😂

@siegebreaker4120 4 ай бұрын

''Was that fair?'' ''NO'' ''Did I win?'' ''I see your point'' That one got me loll

@spilledmilk509 4 ай бұрын

0:08 me with my dogs 😭😭

@XxDreamy_LeaxX 3 ай бұрын

0:42 CRYING AT THIS

@claudiakramer7116 Ай бұрын

Ich auch

@ashleyr6809 13 күн бұрын

I've always liked this version of the TMNT. I really liked how Splinter looked.

@vitisvinifera1590 21 күн бұрын

Ok but if a rat looked like this irl, that would automatically be the best rat in existence

@cardinalchaos2278 4 ай бұрын

“And where have you been?” “Nowhere…” “How did you get so hurt?”

@HuladeHoopla 4 ай бұрын

It's perfect that this is the best Splinter. And then he became Shredder.

@supremeking1730 2 ай бұрын

To me, this will always be the best version of Splinter. Wise, funny, kicks ass when he needs to, and he feels the most like their father.

@Spiderhandle98 4 ай бұрын

2012 Splinter is GOATED🔥🔥🔥🐀👑

@Godzirra-ee8cm 4 ай бұрын

1:52 it sounds like something else

@saltpher 15 күн бұрын

* "BITCH YOU NOT HEAR WHAT I SAY??!?!?" 😭😭😭😭

@Shady_Fungus 4 ай бұрын

I’ve seen all the cartoon TMNT series almost all the movies and Hoon Lee or this Master Splinter has the best voice hands down.

@radiohostalastor 4 ай бұрын

Apart from Jackie Chan

@Shady_Fungus 3 ай бұрын

@@radiohostalastor I really can’t support Jackie Chan given his history. Still separating art from artist, I’ll bet he’s good but is no Hoon Lee.

@Phase247 2 ай бұрын

1:15 I love how Leo's voice sounds like someone rubbing water against rubber 😂😂😂

@Harespider 4 ай бұрын

you forgot the first rule if being a ninja is do no harm... unless you mean to do harm, then do lots of harm

@damiencrossley7497 15 күн бұрын

AND NO TV! Yup that's dad taking the SNES power chord. "I don't know what you boys are doing BUT YOU'RE DOING IT OUTSIDE!"

@RichardNorman-ge3fg 4 ай бұрын

I miss Splinter

@nilesclifford9704 4 ай бұрын

Me too.

@CrasherX2000 4 ай бұрын

I tend to forget how much of a troll Splinter was in this

@nathanmoua5165 2 ай бұрын

“I will meditate on it….. it’s Leonardo😁”

@Fins-Up-74 4 ай бұрын

His death broke me

@aaronmcguire9269 4 ай бұрын

What is going on in here?! 3:08, 3:22

@117dragonking 4 ай бұрын

Face full of nunchucku was by far my fave to date.

@tintindb 4 ай бұрын

"And now we shall see if a cat always lands on it's feet." 🤣🤣🤣

@beornshmidt9181 10 күн бұрын

"What do you mean a fair fight?" This is perfect.

@LordBumblebee1238 2 ай бұрын

“The cheese phone! Truly an emergency!”

@TheFManInk 4 ай бұрын

Splinter the best

@Shuichisaihara5499 4 ай бұрын

Best version of splinter ever.

@Blue_Turtle 4 ай бұрын

Also these ones: -Solar energy staff -Can you smell a rock? -I need cheese -This means nothing -Nibbling on cheese -The Olympics -Told you so -You're a monster in and out There are more, but this are the ones that I got at the top of my head

@SoulReaper2367 4 ай бұрын

2:40

@varonman7283 9 күн бұрын

0:10 Raph looks at Spike like he's saying "little traitor"

@gamerstheater1187 5 күн бұрын

"I will meditate on it" *a second later* "It's Leonardo"

@AngelFalter 16 күн бұрын

Honestly this version of Master splinter is the best 👍♥️♥️♥️

@thestrangerbros 2 ай бұрын

0:26 Ehhehehehehhehe

@isabelandmena 2 ай бұрын

why it say translate to english?🤣

@MizukiKibutsuji1850k Ай бұрын

3:23- 3:08 Splinter: What is going on In here?!😡

@ByteDWolf 16 күн бұрын

Splinter: Raphael, there is no monster more dangerous than a lack of compassion. *Leatherhead growls* Splinter: My mistake.

@Unknown-yq7mn 4 ай бұрын

1:05😂😂😂😂

@thestrangerbros 4 ай бұрын

Nostalgic

@amyrosefan1883 4 күн бұрын

By far the best iteration of Splinter ever! He’s strong and fearless yet humble, wise and thoughtful! Hoon Lee did a wonderful job voicing Splinter and capturing every essence of him. Splinter is also the best dad ever!

@docdave15 17 күн бұрын

*when the Turtles bring Leatherface to their hideout* Splinter: His scars run deep, but they protect a genuine heart. When he awakens, Michelangelo, you must find a way to befriend him. Michelangelo: No problemo! Donatello: But we're still chaining him up, right? Splinter: Of course, I am compassionate, not insane.

@spectraphantom5870 18 күн бұрын

1:25 PTSD mode activated

@Gojiro7 6 күн бұрын

this version of Splinter is the right balance of wise mentor, grumpy dad, and goofball

@chislonjames6767 14 күн бұрын

Let's admit it. He was the GOAT of TMNT

@montygator6921 12 күн бұрын

This Splinter is the best, not just some old rat, but a true master of ninjutsu and combat, and having the absolute best design, voice, and writing ever out of any Master Splinter rendition in TMNT history. Thanks for the video, I enjoyed going back to my childhood.