The first rule of ninjutsu is do no harm. Unless you mean to do harm then do LOTS of harm!
@navimcfarland91134 ай бұрын
The standard I live by
@coltonwilliams41534 ай бұрын
The first rule of ninjutsu is do no harm. The second rule is to leave no witnesses of the harm that you do do.
@aliyahsulaiman46954 ай бұрын
@@coltonwilliams4153 Wait what?
@juanmanuelpenaloza92644 ай бұрын
He's not wrong. Ninja were mostly spies gathering Intel on their enemies. But when they are tasked with assassination, they usually make it look like a freak accident.
@SaiyanGamer954 ай бұрын
4 rules of Ninjitsu 1st. Live by the code of the martial arts. 2nd. Never fight unless someone else starts. 3rd. Always stick together, no matter what. 4th. If all else fails, then it's time to kick butt.
@jasonmiles28194 ай бұрын
I still love how a phone made to look like a wheel of cheese is used in case of a serious emergency. 😂
@robertchaney27044 ай бұрын
I like to think the turtles got it for him as a gift, and it was so utterly ridiculous he told them “you better not call me on this thing unless one of you is dying”
@detectivenuthead78694 ай бұрын
He loves cheese, so its fitting.
@tytorthebarbarian64474 ай бұрын
That Was Definitely Mikey’s Idea 😂
@Dbzmaster1594 ай бұрын
*hears ringing* The cheese phone!
@pugtie46954 ай бұрын
He may be a serious master but he still a dad and a dad's got to make a joke😂
@Skellington9774 ай бұрын
Donatello: “No offence, Sensei, but I can’t keep fighting alien technology with a six-foot staff. I was hoping…maybe I could upgrade it.” Splinter: “Ah, a seven-foot staff. Interesting.” Donatello: “No! I mean, using modern technology.” Splinter: “Ah, a solar powered staff.”
@Dbzmaster1594 ай бұрын
Donnie could've at least opted for a metal staff. Though Metalhead was a huge help.
@velvetdarksoul87413 ай бұрын
I mean Rise donnie did XD@Dbzmaster159
@Rose_Petals123 ай бұрын
Honestly, I don't see why Donnie is complaining. He has a hidden blade inside of his staff, he should just use that
@_I02_3 ай бұрын
@Rose_Petals12 if you're stabbing the aliens itself sure but fighting robots I think a metal staff will do
@Rose_Petals123 ай бұрын
@@_I02_ considering that Raph stab them with his sai, I don't think it should be a problem. Still, I do agree that a metal staff would work out better, mainly for defensive maneuvers tho
@keenestfox63764 ай бұрын
We need this Splinter's personality back.
@playerback77224 ай бұрын
It's the best
@cameroniacobucci4 ай бұрын
Agreed. I think Mutant Mayhem Splinter should’ve been like this.
@fynnthefox90784 ай бұрын
Serious and wise, but will also makes funnies.
@Mammothsaber-44574 ай бұрын
@@cameroniacobuccimutant mayhem Splinter will probably grow into this
@cameroniacobucci4 ай бұрын
@@Mammothsaber-4457 Good way to look at it, but I would’ve just done it from the beginning. Maybe even give elements from 2003 Splinter.
@Ginfeldi4 ай бұрын
"He who runs his mouth gets a facefull of nunchaku" - Master Splinter
@justin23084 ай бұрын
They say that in Japan?
@radiohostalastor4 ай бұрын
@@justin2308they would if you were there
@joshuaamadeusishak18873 ай бұрын
@@radiohostalastor 😂😂😂. Okay, that is funny considering Splinter is the one who said that.
@DavidMartinez-uv9qy2 ай бұрын
@@joshuaamadeusishak18873:18 3:20 I'm glad you're not mad
@davidtimmer5962 күн бұрын
@@DavidMartinez-uv9qy Who said I'm not mad?
@Sean-qg3gg4 ай бұрын
“Oh, I did not realize he said mean things. Of course! You had no choice but to jeopardize your mission!”
@mightywizard74754 ай бұрын
That one is the best
@questworldiangreenknight74554 ай бұрын
I love that line!!! 😂😂😂
@Dbzmaster1594 ай бұрын
At least in the 03 turtles, one time when Raph went berserk and attacked his brothers, he was wracked with guilt for it.
@ryanbarth66914 ай бұрын
Burn
@Sean-qg3gg4 ай бұрын
@@ryanbarth6691 “You are ninja, you live in the shadows. This becomes difficult when there is proof of your existence, in high definition!”
@pun-tastic20914 ай бұрын
"They say that in Japan?" "They would if you we're there" Best comeback, Fire 🔥 😂
@joestargaming474 ай бұрын
2012 Master Splinter is the best version.
@Dbzmaster1594 ай бұрын
He's one of the main three I've grown up with. Along with the 2003 version and the 2004 movie version.
@BlackIce31904 ай бұрын
Nah, 1993 was peak.
@jaksuperior24703 ай бұрын
@@Dbzmaster159 actually the movie version (in that case of WB's movie) is 2007 and not 2004
@MagdalenaStock2 ай бұрын
Ja, meine Liebmings-Version von ihm
@DathousandАй бұрын
FR he’s both wise and funny
@Dbzmaster1594 ай бұрын
I loved this splinter, he was deep with the proverbs, had a whit sharper than Shredder's blades, and like all versions he loved his sons. So much so he protected them from beyond the grave.
@SaiyanGamer954 ай бұрын
Funny thing, the 1987 and comic versions don't consider the Turtles to be his sons. Just his students.
@Dbzmaster1594 ай бұрын
@@SaiyanGamer95 Where as the 03 series and beyond do have him consider them his sons as he raised them. Granted the 03 Splinter was never human from the start but rather was the pet rat to Hamato Yoshi and Tang Shen.
@ikeking67973 ай бұрын
The funniest part about the beyond the grave bit, is the fact that that one dude who was scared of splinter when the spirits of the underworld were released should’ve died long splinter was born. This means he was kicking ass all throughout the underworld
@Double_D__4 ай бұрын
Everyone laughs at the cheese phone, but no one brings up that he walks in a giant hamster wheel to do deep thinking. 😂
@MatthewTeachout-xj4yy4 ай бұрын
I think it’s a subset of someone pacing to think(I happen to be one of them)
@Wulvarr4 ай бұрын
No one laughs at the Hamster Wheel. It's power is too great
@jay-b12233 ай бұрын
Fr like it couldn’t be a treadmill or something normal it had to be a giant hamster wheel 😂
@Wulvarr3 ай бұрын
@@jay-b1223 Don't you dare tell me you wouldn't have more fun walking on a hamster wheel than a treadmill
@jay-b12233 ай бұрын
@@Wulvarr alright you got me there 😂
@CreativeStoryteller354 ай бұрын
Another good one is when the squirrel escaped Leo and Splinter reluctantly got up and said, "I should've been in a deeper trance." Lol
@wonderlady58354 ай бұрын
I miss this Splinter Why did he have to die 😭
@Hondoku4 ай бұрын
Yeah why😫😭
@playerback77224 ай бұрын
Cause they wanna create more conflict
@Dbzmaster1594 ай бұрын
He died twice! The first was saved via time travel with the fugitoid. In the end both times he was killed by Saki.
@thefirstofthelastones89524 ай бұрын
Plot
@metalhead52044 ай бұрын
Because Shredder is a damn hater.
@cardinalchaos22784 ай бұрын
Whoever pitched the idea to have Hoon Lee voice Splinter needs a massive pay raise, he was perfect to play the role of a wise ninjitsu master.
@brierichardson84624 ай бұрын
3:40-3:50 Splinters most savage line!🤣🤣🤣
@douf87464 ай бұрын
😂😂
@quintinmorse264 ай бұрын
0:05 that was quick answer especially from master splinter
@goliathgar49854 ай бұрын
0:20 -0:25 wonder if splinter's father used that trick on all new students including his own son if one gets cocky
@rhtee4 ай бұрын
Yes, he do, it shows in 3 season when the turtles travel in time
@wolfkniteX4 ай бұрын
I imagine Splinter learned how to do this because the turtles don't have ears to grab and tug on.
@ProAtBeingHuman3 ай бұрын
The chuckle afterwards tho 😂😂
@leahsincelejo76412 ай бұрын
Splinter's father pulled this one on Saki most likely
@rand_xcurse68842 күн бұрын
He did when both Shredder and Splinter were brothers
@shockwave128674 ай бұрын
"They would if you were there" 💀
@claudiakramer7116Ай бұрын
Ich hasse dieses Video
@jacksonfolly4 ай бұрын
02:18 was ruthless!!!
@ahmedaliyu14954 ай бұрын
"A Ninja is never Defenseless"
@M.A.R.U.S.I.C7 күн бұрын
"And now we shall see if a cat always land on they feet"
@dantestubbs24074 ай бұрын
2:06" was that fair?"
@cardinalchaos22784 ай бұрын
“No!” “Did I win?” “… I see your point.”
@muhammadalifto80763 ай бұрын
@@cardinalchaos2278 "Seek victory, not fairness"
@mr.s20054 ай бұрын
"I shouldn't have tell you". What every parent through out ever generation ends up saying at one point.
@ahmedaliyu14954 ай бұрын
2:40 when Grounding u isn't enough punishment for your failure
@flashtheshapeshafter4 ай бұрын
I mean no disrespect to the ones that came before and after but this is my favorite splinter I love him so much
@TheCheese-113 ай бұрын
We all do
@rougestarlight43083 ай бұрын
Same
@Abner-gu3ve2 ай бұрын
Most of us agree
@joshpark77454 ай бұрын
3:08 Splinter: 😠 What is going on in here?!
@adrianhill8203Ай бұрын
3:10 leo: sensei
@marcusfrankvieiravieira158927 күн бұрын
3:12 Splinter: How many times have i told you not to skateboard in the lair?
@@adrianhill8203 Splinter: I Shouldn't have to tell you!
@ByteDWolf16 күн бұрын
This is the most iconic of his lines, for me.
@montanajackson37134 ай бұрын
I call this version of splinter “Strict Troll”.
@Jacob-20004 ай бұрын
feels wrong to not include the “the first rule of being a ninja, is do no harm. Unless you need to do harm, then do LOTS of harm!”
@antoniogirgenti97384 ай бұрын
1:05 Dananananananana Dananananananana RATMAN!!!
@stylishmusic40124 ай бұрын
To the ratmobile
@TheCheese-113 ай бұрын
@@stylishmusic4012It's the rat king! He's going to take over the city!
@claudiakramer7116Ай бұрын
Ratman sieht anders aus
@ballsinspector420693 күн бұрын
@@stylishmusic4012 (NANANANA NAAA)
@rurijo31694 ай бұрын
This was the best iteration of Splinter
@NPzgod4 ай бұрын
"Deception is the ninja's most powerful weapon, it seems Karai is a master" I give it a 10 out of 10.
@darthash184 ай бұрын
Spike really betrayed Raph 😂
@NicolasGarcia-qw4mi4 ай бұрын
Splinter: is that a chimpmunk?
@REDscar90004 ай бұрын
0:22 you can just tell their trying not to laugh lol 😂
@solanoscrossoverproduction39304 ай бұрын
1:10 "Moshi Moshi?"
@Pilot2314 ай бұрын
Moshi Moshi (もしもし) is the way someone in Japan would say “hello” when picking up the phone.
@NPzgod4 ай бұрын
0:30 Master Splinter: What do you mean fair fight?
@coltonwilliams41534 ай бұрын
First time I saw that scene, I knew Leo was about to get it.😂
@andrewowens442111 күн бұрын
@@coltonwilliams4153 I mean, did Leo forget they are _ninjas?_ Their literal definition is to be as unfair in a fight as possible.
@TheFLAMEXD3 ай бұрын
This is one of the reasons why 2012 TMNT is my favourite. It expands a lot of the character's main personalities and makes them more well-rounded, especially Splinter. He actually acts like a father to the turtles and it's awesomely adorable.
@adrianhill82033 ай бұрын
3:18 leo: i'm glad you not mad splinter: who says i'm not mad
@Mad-Artist-20064 ай бұрын
1:31 Splinter: Where did you learn that?
@joshpark77454 ай бұрын
1:33 Leo: 😕 Mikey learned it from his new friend.
@quintonturpin9254 ай бұрын
1:34 Splinter: 😠The man who taught him that Kata is no friend. It comes from the Shredder.
@slasher19necroslayer423 ай бұрын
I also like this flashback sequence and Splinter’s shocked face that later became more intense and serious, since it reminded him of his old archenemy Oroku Saki (aka Shredder).
@bqw20943 ай бұрын
I felt bad for sensei in that scene , just a simple evening checking on his sons and then bam! Just ptsd out of nowhere .
@oliverklinton71644 ай бұрын
This is the Splinter (TMNT show) I grew up watching. Nostalgia!
@seasonsstarsstudios4 ай бұрын
I grew up watching many versions of the turtles, including the 2003 Nickelodeon one. This is my favorite iteration.
@user-tw3rh9po4t4 ай бұрын
I guess you could say, the main antagonist of the series shredded our hearts for what he did to this man.
@jerm9654 ай бұрын
0:36 made me lose it
@B-eignАй бұрын
I love how they made him a wise and serious master. Yet balanced it out with a little bit of humour.
@LordLazarussАй бұрын
This is an official version of Splinter. Every other version is a pale shadow.
@thegreatscribbles9604 ай бұрын
I like when splinter has a sense of humor with the gang. Really shows he's there father
@Azure_Gamer_214 ай бұрын
I'll be honest I honestly love the 2003 series more than 2012 but this splinter is the goat
@bskec21774 ай бұрын
This is the best version of Master Splinter.
@ShadowdaHedgie114 ай бұрын
Honestly, I loved this version of Splinter. Still a loving father and skilled ninja... but also a complete and utter troll at times. Splinter: Was that fair? Leonardo: No! Splinter: WE'RE NINJA, you dumbass. Surprise attacks are our thing.
@brianhalljr.26374 ай бұрын
Imagine the other incarnations of Splinter being impressed by 2012 Splinter's pressure point jab technique.
@Arohan714 ай бұрын
For me this is the first Splinter that actually felt like a ninja. Especially the "what do you mean 'fair fight'?"
@rakeslayer92843 ай бұрын
"No tv!" Will never be forgotten for me, relatable.
@zahiraali80292 ай бұрын
Can you tell me what episode is that from?
@dravengarcia86583 ай бұрын
3:30 is that a chipmunk?
@ELICARIO123454 ай бұрын
You know you are done when the ninja rat says "Who said i was not Mad?"
@ethanengelking24923 ай бұрын
I loved how Splinter said he made Leo leader because he asked him. But then later he says that he only said that to boost his confidence at the time, and he really did see leadership traits in him at an early age.
@thestrangerbros4 ай бұрын
"There was another man competing for her....(flashback)..Steve Pate-
@miwhitty83164 ай бұрын
I freaking love this version of Splinter ❤
@denmark12264 ай бұрын
This splinter was a fucking gift. One of the best.
@King_of_Blue-Eyes15 күн бұрын
This is part of my childhood, and Splinter still shows what a good sensei and father figure he is.
@ultrafighterk.o.75113 ай бұрын
3:41 They would if you were there made me laugh.
@RKDupont3 ай бұрын
Oof 😅😂
@siegebreaker41204 ай бұрын
''Was that fair?'' ''NO'' ''Did I win?'' ''I see your point'' That one got me loll
@spilledmilk5094 ай бұрын
0:08 me with my dogs 😭😭
@XxDreamy_LeaxX3 ай бұрын
0:42 CRYING AT THIS
@claudiakramer7116Ай бұрын
Ich auch
@ashleyr680913 күн бұрын
I've always liked this version of the TMNT. I really liked how Splinter looked.
@vitisvinifera159021 күн бұрын
Ok but if a rat looked like this irl, that would automatically be the best rat in existence
@cardinalchaos22784 ай бұрын
“And where have you been?” “Nowhere…” “How did you get so hurt?”
@HuladeHoopla4 ай бұрын
It's perfect that this is the best Splinter. And then he became Shredder.
@supremeking17302 ай бұрын
To me, this will always be the best version of Splinter. Wise, funny, kicks ass when he needs to, and he feels the most like their father.
@Spiderhandle984 ай бұрын
2012 Splinter is GOATED🔥🔥🔥🐀👑
@Godzirra-ee8cm4 ай бұрын
1:52 it sounds like something else
@saltpher15 күн бұрын
* "BITCH YOU NOT HEAR WHAT I SAY??!?!?" 😭😭😭😭
@Shady_Fungus4 ай бұрын
I’ve seen all the cartoon TMNT series almost all the movies and Hoon Lee or this Master Splinter has the best voice hands down.
@radiohostalastor4 ай бұрын
Apart from Jackie Chan
@Shady_Fungus3 ай бұрын
@@radiohostalastor I really can’t support Jackie Chan given his history. Still separating art from artist, I’ll bet he’s good but is no Hoon Lee.
@Phase2472 ай бұрын
1:15 I love how Leo's voice sounds like someone rubbing water against rubber 😂😂😂
@Harespider4 ай бұрын
you forgot the first rule if being a ninja is do no harm... unless you mean to do harm, then do lots of harm
@damiencrossley749715 күн бұрын
AND NO TV! Yup that's dad taking the SNES power chord. "I don't know what you boys are doing BUT YOU'RE DOING IT OUTSIDE!"
@RichardNorman-ge3fg4 ай бұрын
I miss Splinter
@nilesclifford97044 ай бұрын
Me too.
@CrasherX20004 ай бұрын
I tend to forget how much of a troll Splinter was in this
@nathanmoua51652 ай бұрын
“I will meditate on it….. it’s Leonardo😁”
@Fins-Up-744 ай бұрын
His death broke me
@aaronmcguire92694 ай бұрын
What is going on in here?! 3:08, 3:22
@117dragonking4 ай бұрын
Face full of nunchucku was by far my fave to date.
@tintindb4 ай бұрын
"And now we shall see if a cat always lands on it's feet." 🤣🤣🤣
@beornshmidt918110 күн бұрын
"What do you mean a fair fight?" This is perfect.
@LordBumblebee12382 ай бұрын
“The cheese phone! Truly an emergency!”
@TheFManInk4 ай бұрын
Splinter the best
@Shuichisaihara54994 ай бұрын
Best version of splinter ever.
@Blue_Turtle4 ай бұрын
Also these ones: -Solar energy staff -Can you smell a rock? -I need cheese -This means nothing -Nibbling on cheese -The Olympics -Told you so -You're a monster in and out There are more, but this are the ones that I got at the top of my head
@SoulReaper23674 ай бұрын
2:40
@varonman72839 күн бұрын
0:10 Raph looks at Spike like he's saying "little traitor"
@gamerstheater11875 күн бұрын
"I will meditate on it" *a second later* "It's Leonardo"
@AngelFalter16 күн бұрын
Honestly this version of Master splinter is the best 👍♥️♥️♥️
@thestrangerbros2 ай бұрын
0:26 Ehhehehehehhehe
@isabelandmena2 ай бұрын
why it say translate to english?🤣
@MizukiKibutsuji1850kАй бұрын
3:23- 3:08 Splinter: What is going on In here?!😡
@ByteDWolf16 күн бұрын
Splinter: Raphael, there is no monster more dangerous than a lack of compassion. *Leatherhead growls* Splinter: My mistake.
@Unknown-yq7mn4 ай бұрын
1:05😂😂😂😂
@thestrangerbros4 ай бұрын
Nostalgic
@amyrosefan18834 күн бұрын
By far the best iteration of Splinter ever! He’s strong and fearless yet humble, wise and thoughtful! Hoon Lee did a wonderful job voicing Splinter and capturing every essence of him. Splinter is also the best dad ever!
@docdave1517 күн бұрын
*when the Turtles bring Leatherface to their hideout* Splinter: His scars run deep, but they protect a genuine heart. When he awakens, Michelangelo, you must find a way to befriend him. Michelangelo: No problemo! Donatello: But we're still chaining him up, right? Splinter: Of course, I am compassionate, not insane.
@spectraphantom587018 күн бұрын
1:25 PTSD mode activated
@Gojiro76 күн бұрын
this version of Splinter is the right balance of wise mentor, grumpy dad, and goofball
@chislonjames676714 күн бұрын
Let's admit it. He was the GOAT of TMNT
@montygator692112 күн бұрын
This Splinter is the best, not just some old rat, but a true master of ninjutsu and combat, and having the absolute best design, voice, and writing ever out of any Master Splinter rendition in TMNT history. Thanks for the video, I enjoyed going back to my childhood.
@xs05284 ай бұрын
There is nothing about Splinter forbidding the turtles to leave the sewers in season 3!
@jessemillan13853 ай бұрын
Splinter 2003- A wise and composed Master Splinter 2012- A Badass and a responsible parent
@ijionclifton914817 күн бұрын
To be fair both of those are interchangeable with both versions