Matt Gaetz Pal Marjorie Taylor Greene's “Pro-Pedophile” Meltdown & Trump Haunted By Pizza with Palin

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2 жыл бұрын

The Kansas Jayhawks came back from being down 15 points at half to beat North Carolina in the men’s March Madness Tournament, Jimmy’s wife Molly actually correctly predicted that Kansas would win the whole thing, Obama returned to the White House for the first time since leaving office to celebrate the twelve year anniversary of the Affordable Care Act, Amazon workers at an Amazon fulfillment center in Staten Island were able to successfully unionize over the weekend and we were able to get a list of banned words from their internal messaging app, Tesla CEO Elon Musk joined the Board of Directors at Twitter after buying 9% stake in the company, Donald Trump’s “Truth Social” is still non-functional, a new study at Stanford and Yale showed that Fox viewers that were paid to watch CNN actually changed their minds on a variety of issues, Lara Trump was on Hannity to remind us all that her father-in-law is always right, Trump is still haunted by eating pizza with Sarah Palin and using a fork, Marjorie Taylor Greene called Republican Senators “pro-pedophile” for supporting Ketanji Brown Jackson, and the Georgia Department of Education has already made a new instructional video to help focus on “patriotic education.”
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@muuuuuud 2 жыл бұрын

"Patriotic education" Doesn't sound North Korean at all.

@Dear_Mr._Isaiah_Deringer 2 жыл бұрын

I'm sure North Korea would disagree, they have a very patriotic curriculum.

@zombie_master2014 2 жыл бұрын

Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious

@Leonaza7 2 жыл бұрын

The real, real sad thing is: not a single Republican calls MTG out on her disgusting accusations. Therefore, they are all as guilty as she is

@lillyanderson3623 2 жыл бұрын

Agreed!

@Junksaint 2 жыл бұрын

Yep. Silence is culpability.

@Dan-ud8hz 2 жыл бұрын

GOP is literally trying to legalize pedophilia in Tennessee. Never believe a "conservative" isn't a disgusting hypocrite when they climb up on their moral high horse. They're the worst of humanity.

@TheDarkness1 2 жыл бұрын

Republicans: the party run on fear.

@NPC13377 2 жыл бұрын

By this logic, all Democrats ignoring Hunter Bidens laptop and illegal business dealings are just as guilty.

@soulmistin 2 жыл бұрын

“She works here, she doesn’t just hang around” I’m glad he said that because I really was wondering why she was there and if she was always there

@jimd1617 2 жыл бұрын

I always thought it was creepy the way Colberts wife would be hanging around while taping cackling in the background 🤣

@AJ-jy6lb 2 жыл бұрын

@@jimd1617 - It's ok,...we think you're creepy too.

@strawberrybird7319 2 жыл бұрын

@@jimd1617 I actually think that’s adorable. It looks like everyone there likes her.

@reynardfoxx6753 2 жыл бұрын

We love Evie❤️

@lucillekenney8311 2 жыл бұрын

“When it comes to the GOP, every accusation is a confession.” - Brian Tyler Cohen

@DoctorReyesArt 2 жыл бұрын

That is a Sal alinski tactic, ACCUSE YOUR OPPOSITION OF WHAT YOU ARE GUILTY OF. Obama and Hillary looked up to Sal Alinsky and his book "Rules for radicals" Another tactic is to insult your opposition and then take advantage of their response as Jimmy did here and insolate the response and discredit them. Meanwhile nobody seems to care about the record of the new supreme court justice that is weak on pedophiles, as you can read here from the post. In the eight child-porn cases that came before her court, former D.C. District Court Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson heard horrifying details of “sadomasochistic” torture of young kids - including “infants and toddlers” - yet challenged the disturbing evidence presented by prosecutors and disregarded their prison recommendations to give the lightest possible punishments in each case, according to transcripts of sentencing hearings obtained by the Post.

@ninjapants7688 2 жыл бұрын

Uh oh, MTG is screaming something accusatory about others. That's a cue to investigate her for the same thing.

@Sir.AdamsVIII 2 жыл бұрын

How dare you assume a fine republican such as her , of similar actions... MTG wouldn't dare associate nor support any politician or Supreme Court nominee of such heinous crimes.

@charlesjohnson1602 2 жыл бұрын

@@Sir.AdamsVIII you are being facetious right

@karmaisreal111 2 жыл бұрын

That's true. She's a defeated human being for all what she hates. Probably, she's projecting herself.

@jurgnobs1308 2 жыл бұрын

magic the gathering?

@jarrypason8885 2 жыл бұрын

Hello Pants how are you doing today?

@redcomet7024 2 жыл бұрын

Something tells me that soon Amazon will be closing the Staton Island location for other reasons completely "unrelated issues"

@ezcoinshopper5943 2 жыл бұрын

IT'S already in the works

@carynmartin6053 2 жыл бұрын

Amazon Island, perhaps 🤔 😏 👀

@Ceerads 2 жыл бұрын

Staten.

@sophierobinson2738 2 жыл бұрын

Well, they don’t seem to be closing the Bessemer location, and it unionized recently.

@alanhart2745 2 жыл бұрын

@@sophierobinson2738 Give it time.

@user-hw5xe7kb9i 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks Joe you saved us from another 4years of pity and ridiculous behaviour..bless

@miapdx503 2 жыл бұрын

Amen. One more term of 45 and there would be no more United States of America.

@brushcreek42 2 жыл бұрын

And left us with 2 million illegal aliens, near record inflation and on the edge of world war. Gee, thanks Joe!

@cobra1995xx 2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@gregclaflin9026 2 жыл бұрын

And trump self pity parties. Oh, sorry press interviews and conferences. Oh forgot. And rallies.

@winterdream5710 2 жыл бұрын

@@brushcreek42 preceded by dump's recession!

@Splagnate 2 жыл бұрын

Joe it’s ok. Same thing happens to me at family reunions!

@mikeoxbig9392 2 жыл бұрын

For a party that stands for “Family Values” the GQP is awfully obsessed with anything that takes place below the waist.

@johnsonsandra8069 2 жыл бұрын

Obsessed is spot on

@happyguy801 2 жыл бұрын

Chop chop below your waist...

@johnbrowne3950 2 жыл бұрын

The only party concerned and against schools sexualizing children and teaching perversion to kids.

@thomasjohn6041 2 жыл бұрын

Well, dems don’t stand for family values. So both the same. The only difference between a democrat politician and a republican is who’s knees hit the floor first when their donors walk in!🤣🤣.

@FakeSchrodingersCat 2 жыл бұрын

For a party that is obsessed with claiming their opponents are pedophiles they seem to support a lot of questionable things like the bill that eliminates age requirements for marriage in Tennessee.

@leeanne0716 2 жыл бұрын

its nice to see a president that can take a joke instead of screaming at them!

@cc1k435 2 жыл бұрын

Or exacting revenge. 🙄

@MikeFelix1805 2 жыл бұрын

100%

@NPC13377 2 жыл бұрын

Biden is a joke

@sirmister9099 2 жыл бұрын

Joe biden is constantly yelling at people. he tends to call them dog faced pony soldiers and said he has nothing to do with hunter’s work in Ukraine. unfortunately the laptop says otherwise but you are right. At least we dont have to put up with mean tweets. world war 3 is easier to deal with. i cant wait to own nothing and be happy

@nicksandmann5874 2 жыл бұрын

@martinze11 2 жыл бұрын

It's good to see someone in the white house that has an actual sense of humor as opposed to you-know-who.

@cookiecola5852 2 жыл бұрын

No who? Trump ? xD

@martinze11 2 жыл бұрын

@@cookiecola5852 I avoid writing his name because I heard that if you say it three times he can appear. Like Beetlejuice.

@trippingballs8116 2 жыл бұрын

GOD bless The Great President Donald Trump.

@martinze11 2 жыл бұрын

@@trippingballs8116 I will have to leave it to god to bless Donald Trump because I won't.

@trippingballs8116 2 жыл бұрын

@@martinze11 well GOD has , is and will do just that. Because you're not needed at all.

@jackdshellback3819 2 жыл бұрын

Who else reckons Matt Gaetz and Marjorie Tailor Green are.... you know...... doing it?

@teresawatson9656 2 жыл бұрын

Why are these two people still in Congress. Matt should be in jail right?

@sirmister9099 2 жыл бұрын

When you are not guilty of a crime you dont go to jail though

@jasonrod4523 2 жыл бұрын

You got fooled again by liberal lies. It's ok I'm sure it will happen again.

@MrGgabber 2 жыл бұрын

for what? You haven't heard because your media bubble doesn't let you know things, but it's been over a year and no charges have been brought.

@MaryAnnNytowl 2 жыл бұрын

@@MrGgabber just because no charges are brought doesn't mean they're not guilty; just means the state they're in is afraid to piss off the GOP - er, GQP.

@MrGgabber 2 жыл бұрын

@@MaryAnnNytowl Lol, right, they're "scared". Or it's just that ONE text from an anonymous source isn't enough evidence, except to the conspiracy loving left

@rhymereason3449 2 жыл бұрын

"Can't discuss anything divisive" means our children won't learn to debate, analyze, and explore nuances in in subjects... i.e. they won't learn how to THINK.

@davidlundquist1979 2 жыл бұрын

If all young people learned how to think, where would future GOP voters come from?

@victordecastro7221 2 жыл бұрын

_ g0p = gang of 💀putin💀 ❗

@Crazycatlady71 2 жыл бұрын

That's exactly their point. It's much easier to brainwash uneducated people. That's why the orange buffoon loves the uneducated, not to mention the fact, he is one of them.

@OranRobinson 2 жыл бұрын

Sounds like you're pro CRT... I hear that's a bad thing...ha! JK!

@brblack2007 2 жыл бұрын

By the end of the day, these replies will prove your point.

@mselizabeth2644 2 жыл бұрын

It’s so refreshing to have an adult for President, instead of a spoiled 8-year-old.

@priscillamoore5736 Жыл бұрын

@ Ms Elizabeth - 8 years old? You're being too kind...

@Looneyintheboonies Жыл бұрын

An adult? He doesn't even know where he is and shakes hands with the air.

@loralarose9615 Жыл бұрын

He senile 🤣😂

@cz2165 2 жыл бұрын

“It’s scum and scammer”.=MTG and Gaetz. Good one Jimmy and I plan to use that in the future to describe anyone in the GQP.

@javelinjav2695 2 жыл бұрын

It’s comforting to see a respectable and humble president taking a joke and not even showing a single sign of insecurity.

@MrGgabber 2 жыл бұрын

because he didn't know where he was or who was talking

@tbone020998 2 жыл бұрын

Cause he their little puppet

@markmac2206 2 жыл бұрын

its comforting to see your comment has upset the short bus riders.

@ezcoinshopper5943 2 жыл бұрын

It's because he doesn't know what happened, poor old man should be home getting a diaper change

@davidturner5923 2 жыл бұрын

That's because he's too demented to figure it out.....

@Leonaza7 2 жыл бұрын

The chemistry between these two Presidents Biden and Obama is priceless and heartwarming.

@tvdinner325 2 жыл бұрын

When I think of tRump...flatulence!

@lillyanderson3623 2 жыл бұрын

They are great 👍

@dark_raps4184 2 жыл бұрын

they both the devil trump the goat

@TheDarkness1 2 жыл бұрын

@@tvdinner325 The fart heard round the world.

@tvdinner325 2 жыл бұрын

@@TheDarkness1 It still stinks, and the sheep "repeat" it.

@johnnyroche138 2 жыл бұрын

Biden had that “So this is what Trump feels like” moment

@johnsmith-cw3wo 2 жыл бұрын

or Boris Johnson.

@petebutler5139 2 жыл бұрын

“Waiting for daddy to finish” hit me late but then I spit ginger ale across the room! 😉 OMGosh was that funny!

@sharononeal7183 2 жыл бұрын

So the state that struggles to keep high school diplomas accredited (ie, Clayton County schools) would rather focus on stupid things???

@amyreynolds3619 2 жыл бұрын

Georgia makes South Carolina look great 👍. Thanks Marjorie Traitor Greene!

@ty.1357 2 жыл бұрын

@@amyreynolds3619 lolll😂😂

@ca6360 2 жыл бұрын

Exactly .... these people are so low info and poor priorities as they become poorer by the day!... oh wait I am talking big picture democrat voters

@jarrypason8885 2 жыл бұрын

Hello Sharon how are you doing today?

@Mdebacle 2 жыл бұрын

Those of us who saw the inbred banjo picker and sadistic hillbillies in 'Deliverance' realize MTG and Andrew Clyde are exemplary representatives for Georgia.

@kimcollar1166 2 жыл бұрын

Wonderful to see those two Presidents hang together for a good cause. 💕 Love them

@dokskwyr4353 2 жыл бұрын

Agreed.

@Gooselip 2 жыл бұрын

There is something so wrong with your brain if you like Joe Biden

@teresitauy5532 2 жыл бұрын

As compared to the previous one .

@michaelortt9514 2 жыл бұрын

Joe makes mistakes, but he tries to be a decent person and do what's right. I don't even talk to anyone that supports Trump and his minions, anymore. They are either a bad person or the only news they get is from Facebook.

@fredplat467 2 жыл бұрын

@@GreatTechBuys what is your d*mb post supposed to mean?

@ashakir622 2 жыл бұрын

I'm a little embarrassed to admit that I sometimes eat my pizza with a fork and knife too. I just don't like to get my fingers greasy. 🤣

@JoseGarcia-dw9tt 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you sir, you are a hero fighting to keep this country afloat. Respect and love to you Kimmel!

@raystanczak4277 2 жыл бұрын

When Joe was being ignored, he could’ve pulled a trump and shoved everyone out of the way. You know...classy! But it didn’t seem to destroy his self-image, or even bother him much. Oh, it’s good to have the adults back in charge.

@brushcreek42 2 жыл бұрын

Yes, it just made him look even more senile.

@benprunier9276 2 жыл бұрын

@@brushcreek42 Trump does seem senile you're right with the way he tried to lie his way back in

@brushcreek42 2 жыл бұрын

@@benprunier9276 Trump isn't senile, that's ridiculous. Compared to Biden, he's sharp as a tack. But I do think he needs to step aside and let someone younger take his place in 2024.

@windsorSJ 2 жыл бұрын

I remember Obama's time in office very well. I'm a Brit but I thought Obama could change the world and was sad to see him go. When he was around the White House it seemed a lot happier place than trump's White House. I never once saw trump connect so intimately with an audience that he could have everybody laughing sincerely. I miss Obama and I'm concerned for America and what comes next for you.

@julio7842 2 жыл бұрын

Obama was the best “Republican” president since Reagan.

@saulgster 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you for your concern sir. I'm American and you are correct. When Obama did help the people a lot and I was always excited to hear his speeches. It was completely different when Trumpdy dumpdy was in the white house. It was 4 years of literal hell for us Americans who voted against him. I'm glad we voted him out eventually.

@ROArecords2 2 жыл бұрын

It's a little worrisome with the Republican election tricks like redistricting, but if people come out to vote like they did in 2020, there may be some hope for this country.

@noahwilliams5168 2 жыл бұрын

@@saulgster bet u voted for Biden too😮‍💨

@BrdBks 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah the ability to make your audience laugh determines how good of a president you are... Obama did nothing but hurt this country.

@johnippolito2363 2 жыл бұрын

Marjorie & Matt are the Best.

@ryann2710 2 жыл бұрын

You know it’s bad when Jimmy Kimmel live shows up on the news feed.

@ce7768 2 жыл бұрын

It was good to see our 44 & our 46 together. Their friendship above everything is what we missed. Loved the event & the jokes back and forth was "oh so good" ❤

@israelgomez9627 2 жыл бұрын

You miss the gas prices and inflation as well??

@ezcoinshopper5943 2 жыл бұрын

The jokes are on you

@beverleyhagaman7344 2 жыл бұрын

Obama said about Biden "Never underestimate Joe's ability to f--ck things up". Wise up!

@Mark_Brooks 2 жыл бұрын

@@israelgomez9627 How is it possible to miss something that wasn't an issue under Obama and Biden? Why would somebody NOT miss those gas prices and low inflation?

@Cynnik911 2 жыл бұрын

46 so desperate for some good news so he needed 44 to come over to celebrate a 12 year anniversary for Obamacare? Who tf celebrates a 12 year anniversary for anything lol

@NewMessage 2 жыл бұрын

That's what happens when someone is unpopular in high school. Poor Matt Gaetz didn't even get a high school girlfriend until he was 38... and look what it's done to him!

@mooreandless 2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@kylebritt1225 2 жыл бұрын

Then he had to pay!

@johnbrowne3950 2 жыл бұрын

@@kylebritt1225 You are thinking of Hunter Biden.

@kylebritt1225 2 жыл бұрын

@@johnbrowne3950 Didn't vote for Hunter so it's inconsequential. Just like I didn't go to Trump University.

@johnbrowne3950 2 жыл бұрын

@@kylebritt1225 Did you apply?

@steveliv552 5 ай бұрын

Two great Americans. Please continue to fight for our freedoms. Thank you and god bless you.

@indigowolf556 2 жыл бұрын

Oh my God will these people and they're crazy teachings ever stop? Thank you Jimmy for keeping us sane

@Derek-ws2xu 2 жыл бұрын

It's good to see the former & present president can have a good laugh together, that's refreshing for the Country to witness.

@kylebritt1225 2 жыл бұрын

Grown ups interacting what a cool concept!

@MrGgabber 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, they can laugh because all the inflation they are causing doesn't effect them. They are laughing at you idiots who voted for them

@cybrfriends5089 2 жыл бұрын

The only real US Presidents in the last 10 years.

@jackhammer7824 2 жыл бұрын

" Wangthang " authentic presence ! Keep'n it real.

@MrFenri 2 жыл бұрын

That was a straight power move by Obama. Shouldn’t have done it but meh.

@RyuLongRHOG 2 жыл бұрын

I felt bad for Joe at that moment. But he took it like a champ. Obama's like that cool kid at the party everyone wants to talk to.

@donnavorce8856 2 жыл бұрын

He IS the cool kid at the party.

@iDontCare12345Countess 2 жыл бұрын

@@donnavorce8856 he was so cool he sold weapons to Isis. Yeah a true cool guy

@mielmel 2 жыл бұрын

@@iDontCare12345Countess governments have used rebels to fight wars when they want to eliminate certain political powers. The only problem was that when you arm rebels, eventually they take power. This is a lesson learned and hopefully will not be repeated.

@jaygray7102 2 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure the last part was set up too.

@winstonsmith6607 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, poor Joe. He has a son named Hunter that nobody except FOX will talk about. It must suck for Joe that the entire msm won't acknowledge that he has a kid. Or that Ashley wrote a diary of being mollested by her dad.

@ellendolber2765 2 жыл бұрын

Love you Jimmy, so right, thanks!

@melissaphelps1046 2 жыл бұрын

“Fibberaci”🤪 “Scum and scammer”😂 “Jesus Washington”🤣 Jimmy, you are the best!!!🥰

@jarrypason8885 2 жыл бұрын

Hello Melissa how are you doing today?

@donnale3881 2 жыл бұрын

President Biden has such a wonderful sense of humor, and he’s as humble as it gets.

@jarrypason8885 2 жыл бұрын

Hello Donna how are you doing today?

@brushcreek42 2 жыл бұрын

Humble? He's an elderly man who's mind is failing.

@31terikennedy 2 жыл бұрын

Apparently he likes potty jokes, just ask the Pope. :D

@Jayke5150 2 жыл бұрын

Lets go brandon

@travis8947 2 жыл бұрын

@@Jayke5150 you a satisfied Matt Gaetz groupie?

@jcoopes5604 2 жыл бұрын

FYI: it’s primary season, register and vote 🗳! We cannot let them get control! Let’s ditch Mitch and minions for all they stand for/on

@victordecastro7221 2 жыл бұрын

_ instead of busting unions let's bust that g0p = gang of 💀putin💀 ❗❗

@sophierobinson2738 2 жыл бұрын

Make sure your like-minded friends also register and vote!

@spaceballs44 2 жыл бұрын

I’m glad I already voted using the absentee ballot.

@jesylynw744 2 жыл бұрын

If you are already registered, check your status to make sure your voter registration didn’t get purged.

@mittensmcghee4916 2 жыл бұрын

Let who get control? The left and right are two hands of the same corrupt body!

@billybeads3328 2 жыл бұрын

Trump keeps calling them windmills when they are actually wind turbines

@laduchesse6530 2 жыл бұрын

He is too stupid to know the difference.

@smoothcriminal4038 2 жыл бұрын

Trump would've sued Obama for calling him vice president 🤣🤣

@dsddala467 2 жыл бұрын

Ha ha ha..."Where is Will Smith when you really need him?" Hilarious.

@bermudagirl5039 2 жыл бұрын

“Tan of La Mancha” - man his writers are fantastic!!!😂

@oldrrocr 2 жыл бұрын

Jimmy, please stop giving the tangerine twit air time. Yeah, make fun of him but we're sick of his voice and image. TY

@Brklyn_NuYawka 2 жыл бұрын

I literally scrolled through thr comments looking to see if anyone else heard that.🤣🤣🤣

@beckymiller5907 2 жыл бұрын

"Scum and scummer!" "Fiberace!" These writers are great! :D

@hollyrorienetwork 2 жыл бұрын

I'm glad you addressed that.

@latonyanewsome0 2 жыл бұрын

Gosh I wonder what John McCain would think about Trump endorsing Palin. She's just spitting on his grave, but then again he did choose her. 😕

@MiniM69 2 жыл бұрын

He’s partially responsible for this. Never forget.

@dianedenham5259 2 жыл бұрын

She was selected for him. They had no idea she was a freaking basketcase and couldn't cope.

@Kimberly-dt4ko 2 жыл бұрын

Why would she want the endorsement of someone who lived in a foreign country before moving to Florida? (Remember how she thought NY was in a foreign country?). Maybe it's because she can see Russia out her kitchen window and neighbor Vlad likes him.

@ezcoinshopper5943 2 жыл бұрын

Something we should all do

@brendaleary9281 2 жыл бұрын

@@dianedenham5259 😂😂😂😂😂😂 McCain was doing the same thing that Joe Biden did Trying to bring our country into real equality. But Palin is a cook coo bird

@sweetangel9498 2 жыл бұрын

The most wasted of days is the day without laughter! Obama is nice and so is Joe. Matured men who know how to keep a friendship going.

@markr9193 2 жыл бұрын

Obama and Michael

@flipwright1138 2 жыл бұрын

Uh Oh@@markr9193 is an insecure little boy.

@DADONZMK 2 жыл бұрын

@@markr9193 I can see you're really delusional 😅 all that was photoshop to make her look like a man.....learn the art 🎨 programs you maybe learn something 🤔 but then again you trumpeter are actually air heads😅 even when yall see the truth yall don't want to hear it but who cares about an un educated air head

@miapdx503 2 жыл бұрын

Healthy relationships...something 45 doesn't grasp, or do. I miss ethics and dignity...Joe's trying, but 45 did so much harm.

@DUDEBroHey 2 жыл бұрын

What's nice about what Obama did to Libya?

@lynnegackstetter2779 2 жыл бұрын

I live in rural Minnesota and I just looked out every one of my windows and doors and I don't see my windmill?? Am I being cheated out of my windmill by my house ??? Call tRump and ask him where the hell is my windmill??😄😄😄

@jarrypason8885 2 жыл бұрын

Hello Lynne how are you doing today?

@spaceballs44 2 жыл бұрын

Hearing president Obama makes me wish he was the active president right now!

@ajayarya8591 2 жыл бұрын

I hear Gaetz wants to move to Tennessee. No age limits to get married... 🤔

@cc1k435 2 жыл бұрын

Even they might start rethinking the whole matter if he shows up. 🤔

@TheDarkness1 2 жыл бұрын

Yup, his thoughts....every underage is a Ten I See.

@des3753 2 жыл бұрын

@@TheDarkness1 💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@docwatson1134 2 жыл бұрын

Divorce and repeat every three years, Mr. Gaetz be in hog heaven!

@AZVIDS 2 жыл бұрын

Maybe he can comfort Beau’s wife like Hunter did?🤣

@colmastro4373 2 жыл бұрын

"Waiting for daddy to finish" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@ezcoinshopper5943 2 жыл бұрын

He's finished they just find anther jackass better

@EasyMac813 2 жыл бұрын

I was looking for this 😂🤣 I feel like he did not fully think that one through 😭😂

@ronniemontgomery4394 2 жыл бұрын

Go Joe your the man.

@jarrypason8885 2 жыл бұрын

Hello Ronnie how are you doing today ?

@IndigoBlue12 2 жыл бұрын

LMAO oh Jimmy you nailed it again! 🤣

@niallbyrne6474 2 жыл бұрын

I love Joe, no insecurity when with his cool friend Obama. Respectable,caring & humble

@leonbell5141 2 жыл бұрын

He looks old, frail like an out of touch grandpa about 100 years old 😂

@FishingHuntingAndBigfoot 2 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure you are confusing dementia with humble.

@bazookajoethompson3407 2 жыл бұрын

HAHAHA! You must change Joe's Diapers!!

@niallbyrne6474 2 жыл бұрын

@@leonbell5141 lol and Trump was gorgeous lol

@niallbyrne6474 2 жыл бұрын

@@FishingHuntingAndBigfoot You obviously don't know anyone with dementia . Even people with dementia can be humble

@MadDragon75 2 жыл бұрын

It's okay Joe... Everyone misses him... Besides, he's a hard act to follow.

@jreteeksjreteeks8868 2 жыл бұрын

I know right

@alansbinnie1446 2 жыл бұрын

Clowns are always hard to follow.

@TheMarxist70 2 жыл бұрын

@@alansbinnie1446 word. As well as criminals always love cronies to take the fall for him

@liveandletdie7187 2 жыл бұрын

@@alansbinnie1446 you mean trump?

@MadDragon75 2 жыл бұрын

@@alansbinnie1446 🤔I'm surprised after 6 years and so charming... Yet still no one subscribed to your ch.? What a shame.

@aragorn1780 2 жыл бұрын

I'm calling it... Matt Gaetz and MTG are f'ing

@sherimann6144 Жыл бұрын

Belly laugh! Hysterical thank you Jimmy!

@Kmanjr0 2 жыл бұрын

Damn they really all were like “how can we get Obama a third term”

@miapdx503 2 жыл бұрын

If we could it would happen. The last time America was respected. So much damage done...

@adalgisounoqualunque9033 2 жыл бұрын

you are already enjoying it

@miapdx503 2 жыл бұрын

@@adalgisounoqualunque9033 I wish!

@tcoffmanaz 2 жыл бұрын

They mentioned 25th, appointment and Vice President in that conversation. While having a cackling fit over thinking she'd soon be president, Kamala missed the part that she'd have to resign.

@miapdx503 2 жыл бұрын

@@tcoffmanaz Just curious, who are "they?"

@ripadipaflipa4672 2 жыл бұрын

Poor Joe! He is soo cute and just a real guy. How doesn’t everyone love him?

@kathyb8540 2 жыл бұрын

No also don’t forget inflation, High gas prices and a wide open boarder. Guess you do though💩

@Gooselip 2 жыл бұрын

Ask Hunter Biden and his laptop who is the big guy?

@ezcoinshopper5943 2 жыл бұрын

Their is nothing to love. a grown man in diapers should be at home back in the basement where he was all of 2019

@samsepiol05590 2 жыл бұрын

@@Gooselip HUNTER HUNTER HUNTER!!! Rent. Free.

@samsepiol05590 2 жыл бұрын

@@kathyb8540 gas prices are through the roof world wide. Inflation is world wide. Keep hitting those talking points though!

@gillesmatheronpro 2 жыл бұрын

Clever and witty... smart people love your creations Jimmy ! Event those "old fashion folks who just can't get it" from France. Keep on keeping !

@phillylifer 2 жыл бұрын

That really was a tearjerker

@billy-joe4398 2 жыл бұрын

The Will Smith bit was so funny 😂

@ezcoinshopper5943 2 жыл бұрын

There never anything FUNNY anymore on late night it's ridiculous and disgusting every night

@tylerhackner9731 2 жыл бұрын

And no Republican in the party will condemn Gaetz or MTG. Shame

@anthonypiacentini3367 2 жыл бұрын

Except Lindsey graham. He's the only one I respect

@mattslash6918 2 жыл бұрын

@@anthonypiacentini3367 how can you respect Lindsey? He flip flops on everything

@TheDarkness1 2 жыл бұрын

@@anthonypiacentini3367 Hahahaha, that means you have no respect for yourself.

@jeremybackup5758 2 жыл бұрын

Republicans have always represented the worst our society has to offer. This has been the case since the 70's. Why is this even still an issue at this point in time?

@johnbrowne3950 2 жыл бұрын

Nothing to condemn.

@Milaaq302 2 жыл бұрын

THAT was the joke she reported to the police?!?? Where is Will Smith, indeed.

@MrArcher0 2 жыл бұрын

It was nice to see Jimmy and his wife on the show together.

@brendaleary9281 2 жыл бұрын

I love Jove Biden! I love Obama too! Nice people. Wives are so intelligent and just so right. Its these examples that we need to teach our kids.

@jarrypason8885 2 жыл бұрын

Hello Brenda how are you doing today?

@trippingballs8116 2 жыл бұрын

Brenda👈🤡🐑🤦‍♂️

@tiararoxeanne1318 2 жыл бұрын

@@trippingballs8116 👈🤡💤

@chrismcgrath5980 2 жыл бұрын

Have another glass of wine Brenda 🤦🏻‍♂️

@tiararoxeanne1318 2 жыл бұрын

@@chrismcgrath5980 You might need to be sober yourself before offering wine to someone else

@dumpie45sucks43 2 жыл бұрын

So nice to see Joe and Obama together again. Great presidents working for America.

@wildernessvoice4013 2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@SOCOAMERICANBULLYFARM 2 жыл бұрын

Delusional

@brushcreek42 2 жыл бұрын

Working to destroy America.

@michaelevans756 2 жыл бұрын

😂

@craigharris4648 2 жыл бұрын

At which fine liberal arts institution did you receive your thorough brain scrubbing? Surely your thought process is not a product of the real world.

@Frontier2000AnoDomin 2 жыл бұрын

In Europe, the question about MTG is slightly different. The question is not so much if she should be constitutionally barred as whether she should be institutionally sectioned. YeeeHaaa UnterMTG!

@chrisyacoback6320 Жыл бұрын

Hey Jimmy I really Love your show... Molly is a very cool part of the show. You and Molly are awesome

@XeroCool420 2 жыл бұрын

Joe even put his arms up like WTF? Oh man that's priceless and I do like the guy. I think he really does have people's best interests in mind

@kbanghart 2 жыл бұрын

You can tell he and Obama have been planning this for awhile. And the "vice president" joke 🤣

@StandYourGrounds 2 жыл бұрын

He doesn't have a mind. It's gone.

@brushcreek42 2 жыл бұрын

@@kbanghart Joke? I think not!

@kbanghart 2 жыл бұрын

@@StandYourGrounds you're right, Trump's mind is gone.

@kbanghart 2 жыл бұрын

@@brushcreek42 yep absolutely a joke

@henryairconcepts2999 2 жыл бұрын

There will be no other president who can crack a joke with a straight face like Obama. I'm not American but I miss his appearance a lot

@interdimensionalsteve8172 2 жыл бұрын

his "appearance" is how he got away with doing absolutely nothing of value and STILL receive popular support. That takes a special kind of neoliberal, and he's the best of the best.

@cheshirecat6518 2 жыл бұрын

@Interdimensional Steve pppttthhhh! Whatever 🙄 You ALMOST sound like you know what you're talking about.

@Tina-qp7py 2 жыл бұрын

We miss him too. He's a rock star.

@interdimensionalsteve8172 2 жыл бұрын

@@cheshirecat6518 rofl, and you almost sound like you said something!

@liveandletdie7187 2 жыл бұрын

@@interdimensionalsteve8172 actually he helped many people..

@heathers4768 2 жыл бұрын

What wind mills are doing to our country?! He's a whole new side of crazy. He's so dang nuts.

@luisfloresapril 2 жыл бұрын

The title made me feel like I was having a stroke

@auntiekaren4692 2 жыл бұрын

Hey do you guys think MTG and Lowrent Bobblehead are narcissistic sociopaths or sociopathic narcissists?

@TheDarkness1 2 жыл бұрын

Both and behind closed doors they more than likely are having a secret love affair.

@winterghost3395 2 жыл бұрын

Socionarcipaths .. boebert and greene .. as defined by the Merriam/Webster Authority 2022 Edition 👍

@TheMsHopelin 2 жыл бұрын

@@TheDarkness1 uh uh... she's too old for him.

@ezcoinshopper5943 2 жыл бұрын

not as much as AUNTIE KAREN

@plaidpanda 2 жыл бұрын

@@ezcoinshopper5943 Bless your heart, honey.

@Diana_L. 2 жыл бұрын

Actually, Trump isn't mad at windmills, he's mad at wind. Have you seen what wind does with his hair?

@jamesmarsh9888 2 жыл бұрын

Have you seen how much wind Biden passes?

@belikewater420 2 жыл бұрын

Toupèe*

@huletnadof313 2 жыл бұрын

@@jamesmarsh9888 You can't see flatulence. On the other hand, you can smell feces like those caked in Trump's adult diapers.

@calebstevens7487 2 жыл бұрын

@@belikewater420 as much as I don’t like the guy, it’s real.

@texannadeb5005 2 жыл бұрын

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😂. True!🌬🌬🌬

@lindaward3156 2 жыл бұрын

the way you referenced Will Smith was the absolute best I've heard yet. thanks! I think that it's - pros & cons - going to be a comedic classic.☮️

@jarrypason8885 2 жыл бұрын

Hello Linda how are you doing today?

@stephenconsalvo 2 жыл бұрын

I can't believe MTG reported Jimmy to the capitol police for a violent threat.

@crontemisto8994 2 жыл бұрын

Your list of banned Amazon phrases left out "We need to leave; there is a tornado coming"

@1970joedub 2 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha!

@jasonlarsen4945 2 жыл бұрын

Too soon!

@karenfitzpatrick6256 2 жыл бұрын

I miss Obama's speeches. Calm, clear, strong, optimistic and appropriately humorous. Trump should stick to bragging bigly about his golfing

@johnalsop2303 2 жыл бұрын

I miss the dude!

@ezcoinshopper5943 2 жыл бұрын

It's not a speech it's called MK ULTRA and it seems to be working on you

@RSfandude 2 жыл бұрын

Trump living rent free in your head lol

@karenfitzpatrick6256 2 жыл бұрын

@@RSfandude Only in my mind's thankful area that he is no longer president!

@karenfitzpatrick6256 2 жыл бұрын

@@ezcoinshopper5943 I have no idea what you mean. Nor do I care to.

@lynnenormandeau318 2 жыл бұрын

WAS that Bezos with the heart-shaped sunglasses? Sure looks like Canadian Paul Schaffer!

@jarrypason8885 2 жыл бұрын

Hello Lynne how are you doing today?

@caden2jordan6 2 жыл бұрын

Jimmy has the most interesting wife out of all of the late shows. She seems so likable

@michaellovely6601 Жыл бұрын

Mrs. Kimmel seems like a very sweet woman.

@alfonzalynn9387 2 жыл бұрын

it's also nice seein a president who acts like an adult instead of acting like a little baby who can't get his way after someone told him no

@hihats 2 жыл бұрын

You're speaking of Obama, right?

@ca6360 2 жыл бұрын

WHAT? HE DID NOT KNOW WHERE HE WAS THE OTHER DAY? HE IS AN ADULT WITH DIMENTIA BEING CONTROLLED AND SIGNING DRSTRUCTIVE POLICY? WHY? COMPROMISE?

@workingprogress2951 2 жыл бұрын

@@hihats Donald Trump aka Putin’s puppet

@tanyasteers4802 2 жыл бұрын

Look at me look at me don't listen to them I did I did nobody's ever seen nothing like it I did look at me! Like he torrents!

@cvbncvbnvbncvbn4864 2 жыл бұрын

The current puppet acts like a baby everyday when diarrhea flows down into his socks like Niagara Falls.

@tonylupone1157 2 жыл бұрын

MTG has a massive Man Crush on AOC

@sirmister9099 2 жыл бұрын

AOC just got in trouble for embezzling money

@garryferrington811 2 жыл бұрын

The real news: the first Amazon union! "Scum and scummer." Boy, is that right.

@Capt.Thrust 2 жыл бұрын

Gaetz is a mess I don't know why he is not in jail ATM

@adte-mt3oe 2 жыл бұрын

I couldn't stop laughing on the white history part....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@alishamurdock3796 2 жыл бұрын

I know, it was a scream‼️😂

@ezcoinshopper5943 2 жыл бұрын

Typical ABC stupidity I can't wait for them to go broke and soon they will

@NativeMatt 2 жыл бұрын

Sad truth is that some people really think that way.

@lalaj5831 2 жыл бұрын

It sounded very like a history lesson in Idiocracy.

@dougmacmillan1712 2 жыл бұрын

It's not far from the truth. My family has been in Georgia since they arrived with Oglethorpe. BTW, they were Salzburgers wouldn't come until being assured the colony of Georgia was completely secular and that slavery was illegal in Georgia, which it was for the first few decades. After the Civil War came Jim Crow and the growth of the myth of the "Lost Cause", the United Daughters of the Confederacy (UDC) successfully lobbied to have the Lost Cause version of the war put in all Georgia history textbooks.

@davidpierson7388 2 жыл бұрын

GA prohibits teaching "divisive subjects"? Guess that math classes will be a lot easier in Georgia!

@davidlundquist1979 2 жыл бұрын

That would eliminate fractions, decimals, and percentages too, right? Much easier.

@kingjamos2422 2 жыл бұрын

PE will also get much easier. Nobody will be split into teams.

@brblack2007 2 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of the Atlanta Public Schools cheating scandal.

@samiam4544 2 жыл бұрын

Guess schools will be just one big auditorium from now on. They can't be dividing children into classes after this.

@randyschultz4549 2 жыл бұрын

Love how Kimmel keeps rubbing these pieces of crap in the dirt!!!!👍👍👍👍👍👍👍🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@shelleygebhardt3143 2 жыл бұрын

This is great!

@jarrypason8885 2 жыл бұрын

Hello Shelley how are you doing today?

@SoManyRandomRamblings 2 жыл бұрын

All the Alaskans I know, when they heard Palin was running up here, ALL said "I thought she moved to Arizona"

@SouthwesternEagle 2 жыл бұрын

As an Arizonan in Phoenix, I can tell you she never lived here. John McCain, her Presidential running mate lived here and was our Senator.

@whitebird5383 2 жыл бұрын

Are you sure they didnt say that they *wished* she moved to Arizona. Lol

@stephaniecoker1643 2 жыл бұрын

I can't wait to hear what republican members gaetz and moore's opinion about pedophilia is. it's great that marj has colleagues with intimate info on the topic. ahh, these people make me nauseous.

@MrGgabber 2 жыл бұрын

yeah, everyone knows that the Dems know all about pedos and how to support them

@justinhuerta1561 2 жыл бұрын

Gaetz has the copy to hunter bidens laptop now he’s being investigated lol

@e.g.hammond7190 2 жыл бұрын

Haven't you ever seen what Brandon does to little girls in at least a dozen different videos shot in the WH under Obama?? Talk about a thoroughly disgusting child predator!

@e.g.hammond7190 2 жыл бұрын

That would really depend on possible proof to substantiate those claims! I haven't seen any yet.

@ketskaesor9467 2 жыл бұрын

@@e.g.hammond7190 I'd like to see some proof of Gaetz doing any of the stuff media accuses him of. They have investigated for a year and all I can find is accusation of an ex-wife. Do they even have a victim?

@carmenvannoord1592 2 жыл бұрын

Katanji Brown Jackson got it! For the three Republicans who voted for her I applaud you.

@queenfud3798 2 жыл бұрын

Guys when voting comes, put down that cheeseburger and line up, or mail it out. We can't let people like Gaetz and Greene take over this country.

@Redwicked 2 жыл бұрын

I would have gone straight to talk to Joe if I'd ever been given such a wonderful opportunity!

@ezcoinshopper5943 2 жыл бұрын

And Joe wouldn't understand a thing you'd say

@Static-ash 2 жыл бұрын

Me too goshdangit lol. Wasn't that pitiful though?? Pouty face

@blahblahbleh3178 2 жыл бұрын

@@ezcoinshopper5943 😂 and you think Trump would?

@kennymac5196 2 жыл бұрын

@@ezcoinshopper5943 Trump doesn't even know what Yosemite is and thinks Ivanka is his wife.

@thelong-hairedleapinggnome7939 2 жыл бұрын

Right on!

@WiLDCHiLD. 2 жыл бұрын

4:00 He looked like confused John Travolta in _Pulp Fiction._ 💀🤣 Also, I love how Obama don't give a damn. That was a good joke. Oh, how I miss having a coherent president.

@dannywitt6932 Жыл бұрын

How dare this two defend America and Americans. I'm Democratic and want your money, guns, and the rite's you have left

@barbaraolson600 2 жыл бұрын

The GOP keeps giving gifts to comedy writers!

@wynonasbigbrowndragon6121 2 жыл бұрын

Holy hell that actually hurt a little bit watching ol' Joe by himself like that

@michaeleasterwood6558 2 жыл бұрын

I thank God every day Joe is our president

@MrGgabber 2 жыл бұрын

@@michaeleasterwood6558 Good thing no one outside your bubble agrees with you

@MaryAnnNytowl 2 жыл бұрын

@@michaeleasterwood6558 so do I!

@lance1310 2 жыл бұрын

@@michaeleasterwood6558 Why?

@oneofus5634 2 жыл бұрын

I'm glad for Prez. Biden, but I did feel like he needed a 🫂. (I know the feelin' Joe.)

@citizen420 2 жыл бұрын

I love Joe Biden. He's done a great job, and we can never forget the psycho in charge before him...

@justinhuerta1561 2 жыл бұрын

What has he done?

@robertandhollyscorpiofan2697 2 жыл бұрын

@@Winston.S.Churchill has he created trillions in debt? Has he “joked” about wanting to marry/date his daughter? Has he allowed his current wife’s parents to chain migrate while saying it was illegal for anyone else? Has he spent 95% of his time “working” on a golf course? Does he spend the rest of his time holding “i love me” rallies? Had he lost, do you think he would have had a temper tantrum the way #45 did? Filing 60+ “the election was stolen” lawsuits that were dismissed because THERE’S NO PROOF? Has he been permanently banned from twitter after using the social media platform to spew hate, lies and misinformation? No? That was all our 45th “president”? Ok, thought so.

@FishingHuntingAndBigfoot 2 жыл бұрын

What has he done to justify doing a great job? Name one thing he has made better since he has been in office. The highest inflation in US history? Afghanistan? Killing 13 innocent children with a drone strike? Depending on Russian oil and raising gas prices? Maybe the up coming food shortage? Or maybe that he is trying to start WWIII? Yeah real great job. The "psycho" is going to be president in 2024. Then it will be Desantis. You better stock your cry closet with tissue. Or maybe you can tell us where you would rather live and I will start a GoFundMe for you and send you off. Get a clue and stop being so delusional.

@TexasCowgirl 2 жыл бұрын

@@justinhuerta1561 this is what Orange Man did. 400,000 American lives lost to covid, 3 million jobs lost, 545 children will never see their parents, paid his Stripper $130,000 to keep her mouth shut, 26 women accused him of sexual assualt, played 315 games of golf while medical professionals begged for ventilators, told 30,534 lies, incited a riot that killed 5 Americans. Supports an evil dictator that ordered the Taliban to bring him dead American soldiers. You must be so proud.

@miapdx503 2 жыл бұрын

Yes, it's a huge mess that will take several administrations to patch up...plus there's his kkkult that's like a cancer...🤡