Matteo Lane & Chris Distefano Give Advice

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5 ай бұрын

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@xAllTimeHighx 5 ай бұрын

i KNeW Matteo was gonna go off after that guy mentioned his ex loves Olive Garden 😂😂😂 i immediately thought of Nick

@fanatou 5 ай бұрын

Love it

@gingerleamcwow435 5 ай бұрын

Matteo lost his ever-loving mind when "Olive Garden" fell outta that guy's mouth and I screamed 😂

@audriie 5 ай бұрын

I could instantly hear the Squidward voice 😂❤

@Ethereal_glamgirl 5 ай бұрын

Omg sammmeeee 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I died of laughter

@royalblu6412 5 ай бұрын

😂 but did you see Chris's reaction? He physically cringed at the sound! OLIVE GARDEN!

@DaveSlaz 5 ай бұрын

This pair need to take over Podcasting. The way they're just waiting for the next bounce for the riff is perfect.

@DaveSlaz 5 ай бұрын

@Matteo Lane And Chris elbow signalling for you to jump in. brilliant "rizz"

@nottheone582 5 ай бұрын

their chemistry is so good!! i was rolling on the floor

@undertheumbels 5 ай бұрын

Hard agree

@zzizahacallar 5 ай бұрын

1000% this skit was way too short.

@HighPriestessHealing 5 ай бұрын

absofuckinglutely - tonight we just watched something be born

@ErikoLima 5 ай бұрын

"you don't have to deeper your voice" I screamed huaUhuahuuhahuhua

@crunchevo8974 5 ай бұрын

the way his voice went up 6 octaves later lmfao that took me out

@JamesNYCGuy3 5 ай бұрын

"I'll teach you about the beez & beez later." I was done! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@walletinspecto 4 ай бұрын

I thought he said B's and T's, as in Bottoms and Tops. But I don't really listen and too lazy to listen back

@rosaakamims 5 ай бұрын

The LinkedIn guy probably has a new partner that checks his socials so that’s how he gets around it

@aliciaspears7847 5 ай бұрын

That's exactly what I was thinking. I'm positive that's it. How did the guys not think of that ?

@CookieDr007 5 ай бұрын

😮 so I was like wait a minute THIS happened to me too!! like 5 years after college, ex is married and has his first kid and sends this weird amorous message, not happy about his marriage and I'm like wtf so weird and I never responded but this ALL MAKES SENSE NOW 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️ thank you!

@buzzlight680 3 ай бұрын

This happened in my country and it went viral! This dude (he's married) texted his mistress via chat on Discord! And other case, a dude (also married) texted his mistress via an online drive app (like Uber in the US). But both got busted by their wives and got divorced.

@musics4me 3 ай бұрын

@@buzzlight680omg this must be that Indo case!!!!

@marcolaich994 2 ай бұрын

Damn I think you're right😅

@okay_sunshine 5 ай бұрын

"it sounds like you're the problem" 😂😂😂

@DarleneLesmana 4 ай бұрын

straight for 50 years and then gay for 50 is a brand of bisexuality that i was not ready for

@Elmerphant 5 ай бұрын

I love CHris so much. Such chaotic energy in the best possible way. Matteo enjoying the ride lol

@TrixieMatteI 5 ай бұрын

yeah, but ethnicity kink was weird lol every other part of him is great though.

@typhoonf6 5 ай бұрын

@@TrixieMatteI what made it weird?

@chocolatemuffin21 5 ай бұрын

@@TrixieMatteII’m inclined to agree 🤔

@Elmerphant Ай бұрын

@@TrixieMatteI Soy Latina so I don't mind him calling us crazy. Girl I am lol

@jtrain5615 8 күн бұрын

@@TrixieMatteI C O M E D Y

@EmJob8 5 ай бұрын

I lost it at "Watch episodes of Charmed together" hahah

@loveinthematrix 5 ай бұрын

That’s actually amazing

@commentsforthealgorithm 5 ай бұрын

Got an audible cackle out of me

@TCt83067695 17 күн бұрын

What's wrong with Charmed?

@ianshaan 11 күн бұрын

@@TCt83067695They’re just saying its relatable 🏳️‍🌈 lol

@Tinker_LV426 5 ай бұрын

This needs to happen on a regular basis. You both killed it! You didn't step over each other's jokes and you fed off of each other so amazingly. What a treat❤

@idesireahimbo 5 ай бұрын

I wish this was full special length - good lord it was hilarious

@Th3Gr3mlinz 5 ай бұрын

Imagine Chris, Nick, and Mateo together just riffing and talking shit. I need it.

@flowrinse9671 5 ай бұрын

Their friend group is a really funny…add Bob and Monet to that…

@HankHodges 5 ай бұрын

Of course Mateo is always a hoot, but Chris is a riot as well. Thanks guys !!!

@ojeda5577 5 ай бұрын

The Hoot and a Riot podcast lol I'd watch

@gingerleamcwow435 5 ай бұрын

@@ojeda5577yass!!

@raynor1493 5 ай бұрын

This needs to be 3 hours long 😂😂

@grabberblue12 5 ай бұрын

Holy shit, I didn’t want this to end. I imagine the people that caught this live are STILL laughing!

@mrxman581 5 ай бұрын

Chris is great. Loved the way he closed the set by bringing it back to the LinkedIn woman. Hilarious. Well done.

@nanivogel4453 5 ай бұрын

Haha they're so perfect on stage together

@matthew_hilliard 5 ай бұрын

“Are they also on Xenga & LiveJournal” took me out. 😂😂😂

@alamedadanceparty 22 күн бұрын

😂☠️😂☠️😅

@TeppiaxD 5 ай бұрын

That linked in girl caught the wildest stray 😂😂😂.

@deannad9105 5 ай бұрын

But she was being needlessly vague😂

@ChristintaAguilerta 5 ай бұрын

Love seeing these two together, they play off each other's comedy so well. I'd watch a pod! Shoutout Chrissy and Matteo's new cellular service: Gay Tea & Tea.

@funcats1999 5 ай бұрын

is this a real podcast or name suggestion, because gay tea and tea is genuis!!!

@ChristintaAguilerta 5 ай бұрын

@@funcats1999 I wish it was! Hahaha.

@salumbre365 5 ай бұрын

Goodness, these two have off-the-charts chemistry! I love how relaxed they are with each other, and how fast on the draw Chris is. They should work more together! Add Nick to this mix, and they're EXPLOSIVE.

@ericdwhitmorec 5 ай бұрын

7:41 the moment violence was chosen Nick is Every Wherrrreeee

@markchitwood3415 5 ай бұрын

Did you see how angry matteo got when he said Olive Garden? Lol

@squeedum4893 5 ай бұрын

These two separately on any podcast = pure gold. These two together = legendary.

@jscES44AC 5 ай бұрын

'Sounds like YOU'RE the problem.' Hilarious. 2 of my favorite comics on stage together. Thank you!

@braggarmybrat 5 ай бұрын

I wish I could have seen the LinkedIn lady's face when they suggested she date the guy. Two of my favorite comedians.

@jennifertehanisarreal 5 ай бұрын

Best combo ever 🤣👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 Love them separately. Great to see them “give advice” together. Soooo funny . Thanks for this!

@forallthestupidshit3550 2 ай бұрын

The chemistry is amazing!

@funnyusername8635 5 ай бұрын

7:42 I paused and I am freaking dying at the reactions! Chris' face! Oh my god! 🤣

@kseni_vely 5 ай бұрын

How did I get to my old age without knowing who Chris is? 😂 These two are amazing together! This needs to be an advice podcast & Nick would criticise everyone and everything 🖤

@PersonWithStupid37 5 ай бұрын

Check out his 9/11 story

@simonfea2 5 ай бұрын

Chris and Mateo need to have a movie, a documentary, a sitcom, a podcast... They are so hilarious ❤

@RebeccaO619 5 ай бұрын

Effortlessly hilarious. I could watch you two do this for hours 😂

@angelgilreath 5 ай бұрын

"I got the perfect girl for him on LinkedIn" 😂😂😂😂

@ahsans5350 5 ай бұрын

I love Mateo and his collabs. Feel like he’s cool with everyone!!!!! Love this dynamic. More of this!

@sea_manny 16 күн бұрын

The way Matteo got mad when he heard Olive garden! 😂😂😂😂

@dianallamas7135 5 ай бұрын

THIS needs to be a thing!!! That was way too short. Oh and the ending where Mateo goes off once he heard "Olive Garden" 🤣MORE of these two please!!!

@austinpage1782 5 ай бұрын

I didn't want that to end! Please do more of this together

@melsyoutube 5 ай бұрын

y’all bounced off eachother so well, i loved this!

@ikkrijgnoggeldvanje 5 ай бұрын

Omg these two are 🔥

@douglasmijangos3327 5 ай бұрын

2 of my favorite comedians on the same stage and at the same time 🤯 I wish I were there 😢 😂 love both of you … thank you for the hilarious laughs always ❤😂

@alexloopdesign 5 ай бұрын

OMG I am still laughing! More collabs like this! I could watch you together for hours!

@chillith926 5 ай бұрын

what a power duo!

@SLAMSwan 5 ай бұрын

Chris's Puerto Rican impression has me ☠️

@archangel115 5 ай бұрын

Nick says hello and is waiting for you with an axe after that shade on Olive Garden Matteo 🤣🤣

@carollollol 3 ай бұрын

The way she said he does science made me think of the scene where Ken 'does beach'. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@wade_powell 5 ай бұрын

Chris looks fantastic

@heckee97 5 ай бұрын

this is just perfect! I need more of them together! :D

@mark99k 5 ай бұрын

More of this please! You can feel the chemistry.

@montanasuede 26 күн бұрын

Chris’s awkward circular snap is complete verification of his heterosexuality.

@iloveapiano6542 5 ай бұрын

I teach at a Catholic elementary school and this was just the perfect amount of gay shit to get me through my day. Thank you for the work you do.

@chiiimo 5 ай бұрын

OMG please do more things together you're the perfect combination of shit talking kings...i mean queens hehe 😂

@Linknla 5 ай бұрын

Omg Matteo is Hilarious! That Olive Garden rant 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@BcBaxley 5 ай бұрын

My boys riffing hard together 😂🤣🍻🤘

@XtalMath 5 ай бұрын

These advice specials are so great! Please keep doing this!

@calisongbird 5 ай бұрын

omg I’ve been following each of them separately for ages, I had no idea they were friends! This is such a great pairing!! 😂

@anneboostrom2810 5 ай бұрын

I love them both so much and together they are even funnier!

@yvettebennett6170 5 ай бұрын

"Olive Garden!" LOL 😂

@michellepaleafico5259 5 ай бұрын

This just made my whole year!!! Love these 2!!!!❤

@suckerlunch4528 5 ай бұрын

this is the pair I’ve been dying for!! They’re both so different yet so similar in how funny they are, it’s hilarious.

@hanna.9650. 5 ай бұрын

Omg yessss two of my favs! Do more togetherrrr pleease!!!

@Omariiso 5 ай бұрын

this duo is e.v.e.r.y.t.h.i.n.g. more please 🙌🏽

@andeurastar 5 ай бұрын

The change in Matteos face after the olive garden comment was so pure lmaooo

@loveinthematrix 5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@MissCKBabe 5 ай бұрын

2 of my favorites together!!!!!!!!!! This made my day ♥️♥️

@hedonisticallyhealthy8577 5 ай бұрын

Two of my faves together!! It's a dream come true!

@marybethedwards5207 5 ай бұрын

I NEED a whole special or podcast with just you guys!

@gnlilu6972 Ай бұрын

PLEASE ANOTHER EPISODE OF MATTEO AND CHRISSY!!! Hilarious 🤣 ❤❤ ❤

@rscotthartsfield6217 5 ай бұрын

totally my fav - these two are just the funniest ever - just pure natural talent - love these guys....

@Howlncalcifer 5 ай бұрын

I didn't know i needed Matteo and Chris in my life. Best duo ever 😂

@jedigandhi 5 ай бұрын

More of these teamups, please! Y’all are the perfect duo for this 😂😂😂

@fabio.lous_ 5 ай бұрын

We NEED more of this... Omg!!! That's was amazing

@user-bi3wk5rx6w 5 ай бұрын

The duo i never knew i needed!!❤❤❤😂😂😂😂😂

@angeladelia7472 5 ай бұрын

2 of my faves, loved this!

@stiofaininnichlerigh8168 5 ай бұрын

I just bought your tickets to see you in IRELAND 🇮🇪 I'm sooooo excited to see you can't wait Steph 🇮🇪 Ireland

@egonkl3in212 5 ай бұрын

We need more of this, pls⚠️❤️

@sammie578 5 ай бұрын

2 of my favorites, this is perfect!!

@opaladwyl 5 ай бұрын

Omggg they are so hilarious together!!

@jhelinski 5 ай бұрын

More of these two! So good!

@AbsoluteGoldenY 5 ай бұрын

Loving this! Hope to see more on stage chemistry like this soon

@Sadaf2304 5 ай бұрын

OMG your advice video is back soo excited ❤❤❤😊😊😊

@fitting9132 5 ай бұрын

I ❤ you, Matteo! You are so wonderful by yourself on stage but also paired with any comedian🤗

@snowydaze 5 ай бұрын

Loving this reunion! Have more

@jimkreider9997 5 ай бұрын

Loved this

@bonnienedza55 4 ай бұрын

O.M.G. that was absolutely hysterical. You guys need to do an hour special. Two of my most favorite comedians❤❤

@potzer1617 5 ай бұрын

so good! love you two!

@amethyst0ne 5 ай бұрын

What a duo you guys are perfect i want more!!

@snapperboat25 5 ай бұрын

Absolute gold. I could listen to this for hours!

@lovepilie 5 ай бұрын

I need more of this duo!!!

@orielwiggins2225 5 ай бұрын

Hilarious, we need more of this with both of you.

@tortison 5 ай бұрын

Love both your work so much!

@CrackerGirlAB 5 ай бұрын

We need more of these!!!!!!

@pettymcpettystein5569 5 ай бұрын

Omg my favs together! 😍

@davidflory3597 5 ай бұрын

YOU GUYS ARE HILARIOUS TOGETHER!..............

@Sepherend 5 ай бұрын

Loved this. Great fun.

@JQWELLIN 5 ай бұрын

These two together are perfection :)

@alexismcaloon8269 5 ай бұрын

That XANGA drop did it for me

@donbsea 4 ай бұрын

Lane & Distefano working together is brilliant. They each have their timing down properly. Thanks for the laughs.

@mcm2366 5 ай бұрын

Zara t-shirt comment was a surgical burn, lmao! These two are great together.

@ARCHR221 5 ай бұрын

BEST ONE YET!!!!!

@10-OSwords 5 ай бұрын

That was fantastic, more team ups!

@dwilly8381 5 ай бұрын

The colab we all need ❤❤

@dilciaenid57 5 ай бұрын

Love them together!!!!! 😂😂😂