Matteo Lane Isn’t Gay Enough For Netflix & Italians Are The Best Whites

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Жыл бұрын

Whats up people, we the the very funny and very handsome Matteo Lane in the studio today. We go over Matteo's new boyfriend, why he wasn't gay enough for Netflix, and why Italians are The BEST Whites
TIMECODES
00:00 INTRO
10:21 Matteo’s friend is unimpressed by EVERYTHING
20:39 Upper East was boring + gay bashing?
29:43 Barbara Walters Beauty questions + New Money, New Fact
38:12 Gay Lingo that women will steal + Drag culture
49:35 The Special cost a LOT + incredible growth
56:05 Calling Nick + starting a podcast
01:04:59 Tyra Banks + Kodak OnlyFans collab + Rabies Memes
01:09:40 Trying to sit next to Tyra Banks
01:10:41 Friendship with Chelsea Handler + loving Seinfeld
01:12:21 Impact of Kathy Griffin + Joan Rivers
01:20:15 Italians are WEIRD + French intolerance
01:24:08 Matteo’s defends Trump on one thing…
01:25:05 Italians are particular + European racism
01:31:41 Kobe Bryant + “Growing up Italian”
01:33:02 understanding Italian dialects + stereotypes
01:44:45 New special + Touring + First class

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@maillardsbearcat Жыл бұрын

I love Matteo. He's like the manly version of Andrew.

@avi3020 Жыл бұрын

😂👏👏

@amanjotsingh9420 Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@ikedewinter1213 Жыл бұрын

Haaaaaaa

@rushabhdedhia2405 Жыл бұрын

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@JohnyBoat.JZ610 Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@TheMissiIe Жыл бұрын

It truly is a talent that Andrew makes Matteo look like the straight one

@britneyherrera81 Жыл бұрын

So beautiful when Hi Ren, Iniko, MJ (yup, that one), a gorgeous hilarious ginger, a hurt and beautifully healing yellow flower, a hairy sexy strong vocalist and Karen can all shine for us seeds to punch through the dirt finding our light. B'day party in the New USA! thank you all!

@aaronmontgomery2055 Жыл бұрын

@@britneyherrera81 its f the uk day

@fxlegacy7085 Жыл бұрын

lmaooo fuck the comment, can we praise this youtube accounts name and profile pic please?!?

@charlesbird1352 Жыл бұрын

@@fxlegacy7085😊

@royaldecreeforthechurchofm8409 Жыл бұрын

I'm bobby ma

@Mattdubbayou Жыл бұрын

Good to see Mario and Luigi open up about life

@Prep965445 Жыл бұрын

Wahoo!

@barteatmyshorts8252 Жыл бұрын

Thay really luck like brothers

@citylights3452 Жыл бұрын

Facts

@pudder68 Жыл бұрын

oh man that's a one!

@jaysalas3307 Жыл бұрын

It's more like Luigi and Waluigi 😂

@jayymorris5285 Жыл бұрын

I believe that Mateo has total tonal mastery. He can perfectly mimic people he's only met once, speak multiple languages with or without accent, and sing opera. I believe we are seeing a truely rare talent.

@immacroftbro945 10 ай бұрын

and he can draw!! he’s ridiculous.. i love him

@anthonydixon4636 6 ай бұрын

He has a good ear…well a great ear lol…most likely got it really fine tuned in his opera training. It’s a lot of impersonating until you find your sound!!

@DarMar106 Ай бұрын

I remember hearing his impression of his friend Nick thinking, “Of he’s just playing it up” Boy was I pleasantly surprised when it was so accurate lol

@NirvanSengupta Жыл бұрын

"Chilli's isn't a gay bar but your a** hurts when you leave" such an underappreciated joke from Schulz lmao

@RKochel721 Жыл бұрын

I work at chilis and I can confirm this is not a joke😅

@mauriciorobles1226 Жыл бұрын

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@mauriciorobles1226 Жыл бұрын

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@mauriciorobles1226 Жыл бұрын

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@swillz1416 Жыл бұрын

Andrew and matteo can pass as brothers 😂.

@thc4825 Жыл бұрын

Twins even

@martinsaldanaboxing1099 Жыл бұрын

Mario Bros Vibe

@johncassell3362 Жыл бұрын

I love incest porn

@phonechecked Жыл бұрын

Matteo brother is gay , so checks out.

@irvingdelgado1731 Жыл бұрын

Almost , Andrews nose looks crazy big when you compare it to Matteo's

@itskamtime Жыл бұрын

As a lowly gay I do agree that Matteo being on this show as well as other comedian’s channels have made me feel more comfortable going to comedy shows. I had this fear that if I go i’m gonna be called out for wearing my smedium blouse and just seen as a joke

@ls1lando358 Жыл бұрын

You aint no lowkey gay if you goin around wearin blouses 🤣

@xDMG15x Жыл бұрын

@@ls1lando358 🔥 🔥

@itskamtime Жыл бұрын

@@ls1lando358 I said lowly. You should look it up

@metaclueless9244 Жыл бұрын

@@itskamtimedon’t let this guys ignorance get you bro. Comedy is for everyone that’s what makes it so freeing. Get out there in whatever outfit you want and laugh. 👍🏼

@ls1lando358 Жыл бұрын

@@itskamtime Whats it mean? When I was replying I was deadass bouta look it up just in case 😂 but It hella looked like a typo.

@Lalaundercover389 Жыл бұрын

Andrew and Matty having such healthy rapport brings me such joy

@RayTheomo Жыл бұрын

Mark is seriously underrated. "He hates carbs" in the beginning was funny😂

@AustinNovel Жыл бұрын

Swear! Camp Gagnon podcast has had some great moments, he’s grown alooooot

@clevermissfox Жыл бұрын

Mark is so interesting and is so mature for his age! I wanna know his life story and how such a person is baked

@FPSJeremy Жыл бұрын

@@AustinNovel bro forreal. every chance i get i tell people about Camp Gagnon. its absolute gold, gives me JRE vibes

@jdmarsh536 Жыл бұрын

Mark is the man

@iam_a_sad_khan Жыл бұрын

people looking for timestamp: 2:50

@jessycastoepker Жыл бұрын

I fucking love Matteo. This interview made me realize how sweet and relatable he is. He's my favorite comic and I wish him nothing but the best!!

@carveylover 11 ай бұрын

His channel is the best. I am obsessed with his pasta series.

@AllanDanja Жыл бұрын

Matteo is Andrew's older brother who would beat up his bullies in school for him lmao

@duckman896 Жыл бұрын

Found Matteo the first time he was on the pod, dude is genuinely funny and a great guest

@marc2468 Жыл бұрын

You gonna share that link or can you tell us more about how funny it was?

@rinnypink Жыл бұрын

Wish Andrew wouldn't cut him off everytime Matteo starts to hilariously answer a question.

@jdmarsh536 Жыл бұрын

@@marc2468bro 😂🤦‍♀️

@aj.jimenez13 Жыл бұрын

i met him at the comedy cellar and he’s honestly one of the most nice people i’ve met in my life

@ericaviles2538 Жыл бұрын

Me too! He’s hands down top 5 guest of all time and he’s all an amazing comedian I’m glad I found about him.

@hersheythao Жыл бұрын

It's cool seeing this friendship develop. It's a breath of fresh air.

@iamcarlosfive Жыл бұрын

The chemistry between all these guys is so cool and refreshing, my str8s and my gays, I love it.

@ahatton8553 Жыл бұрын

Watching you all have such relaxed comfort with your own & each other's sexualities is heartwarming.

@emmascrivener8109 6 ай бұрын

Girl what go outside, touch grass

@juanmanuelmoramontes3883 26 күн бұрын

@@emmascrivener8109I think the only one who needs to get a grip here is you, silly.

@RockNRolla1212 Жыл бұрын

I sincerely hope Andrew is working on a show that requires him to have that atrocious haircut

@arvin8892 Жыл бұрын

Nope. He keepin it bruh, he thinks he's setting a trend by not having the lines blended in.

@peggym8657 Жыл бұрын

It’s a Hitler haircut 😮

@arvin8892 Жыл бұрын

@@peggym8657 It LITERALLY IS, isn't it?! Yo, I just fkn realized.

@hannahraedobre Жыл бұрын

Looking more and more like the tinder swindler every ep

@jayzg60 Жыл бұрын

He was but now he's keeping it to be recognizable from an "era of his career"

@Ladycyberella Жыл бұрын

It’s crazy the amount of talent this man has.

@kmartinquadeuce Жыл бұрын

Yeah, Alex be crazy talented! 😂

@youtubeyoutubeyoutube9961 Жыл бұрын

@@kmartinquadeuce ya he just sits there and grunt laughs. real valuable.

@Ladycyberella Жыл бұрын

Lol

@jayymorris5285 Жыл бұрын

He speaks over five languages fluently, singer, writer, chef and is obviously hilarious. It's insane

@EnidWellness 6 ай бұрын

Opera singer

@Algorythmfpv Жыл бұрын

the whole "dragging a kid to church" joke took me a second, I laughed at that joke at 3 times in a row. lol

@d-castle7444 Жыл бұрын

We need quarterly appearances of Matteo on flagrant. Put him to werk! 😂

@matthewjunious7136 Жыл бұрын

Bro send Shultz barber straight to jail EVERY NYC barber is punching air.. FADE THAT LINE IN!!!!

@neelmoudgil4962 Жыл бұрын

I guarantee his barber doesn’t wanna cut it that way

@billtron182 Жыл бұрын

Great episode! Matteo is hilarious and everytime he did his friend nicks voice, sounded exactly like Roger the alien from American dad 😂😂😂

@milesprower3957 Жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@jaykennedy8418 Жыл бұрын

His bit is that Nick sounds like squidward, which is basically the same thing haha

@josephcantu3562 Жыл бұрын

Always a good time when Mateo is on. This is gonna be fire.

@hersheythao Жыл бұрын

Forget the Netflix special. Andrew and Matteo would shut down the internet if they started a bromance on a reality show!

@IsaiahSenkuGaming Жыл бұрын

They need a Netflix special together 😂

@dfc666 Жыл бұрын

Great idea!😂

@zebuluntheimpaler342 Жыл бұрын

Man Matteo and Andrew could easily be brothers without a doubt I wouldn’t even question it

@MrYutbe57 Жыл бұрын

It's so great to see how the last 5 years there has been a whole group of comedians from different areas all come up at the same time and form their own community like how Joe and Burr and Patrice and Nate always would talk about. Looking forward to many more years of this and seeing you guys mentor the next group to form their own community.

@ezekiel5687 11 ай бұрын

Roseanne Barr and Mo Nique. She was on Roseanne's podcast. They actually are true friends.

@annavictrix 8 ай бұрын

Andrew is really intrusive about personal identity politics, but he does it to everyone. He wants to know how everyone ticks, what motivates them; and he does it with the same casual respect for everyone. It makes me feel vicariously awkward sometimes, but it’s still cool to see his genuine, eager interest in every person that comes on the show.

@EnidWellness 6 ай бұрын

Sounds like adhd and I kind of do the same.

@varun009 Жыл бұрын

It's nice to have a masculine presence on the podcast every now and again.

@Misscollage Жыл бұрын

Jessica kirson and Matteo lane need to take over netflix and also host their own show.

@calicokush 4 ай бұрын

they need to ditch the corp, crowdfund, release on streaming services themselves to avoid all the after school special and resold/packaged for the ccp meddling. They should reboot the series, Brothers (1984-1989) with a few changes... it's about a trio of Italian American brothers (one a construction worker that dropped out in the 7th grade, got a ged in the army, worked construction with his dad, though both their parents died before the other two were grown, so he took care of them, he's blue collar, married, alcoholic and womanizer, the middle is a former football player - a not so well known, middling, kicker that opened a restaurant with - obsessed with the appearance of success and insecure, divorced and a helicopter parent that refuses to let his adult daughter grow up, while the youngest brother comes out later in life and on his wedding day and just as clueless on everything else he wants to do, he's goal oriented until he nears the end of a goal and moves on. Also, an active social introvert, likes going out, doing things, being part of a group but socially awkward) Make Matteo Cliff and Jessica as the bartender/waitress who peaked in high school, top of her class in every way and embarrassed/guilty, she's content with just being waitstaff. Or make her a proxy of the older brother, Lou.,

@Thats_so_maha Жыл бұрын

Ugh it warms my heart to hear people say that my home country Morocco 🇲🇦 is generous and makes them feel welcomed🥹🥹🥹

@badcornflakes6374 Жыл бұрын

I did an ancestry DNA thing and found out I'm a bit Moroccan because I'm of Spanish heritage. Why am I a little Moroccan.

@Thats_so_maha Жыл бұрын

@@badcornflakes6374 aaaaaargh hey Cousin!!! Let’s be friends and distant cousins literally and I ll turn u into a full Moroccan ! Hehehe

@merrelmj Жыл бұрын

Akash angry as hell doing these ads, “you hurry up and buy now”

@bigtuna45 Жыл бұрын

This for some reason is funnier knowing that Akash isnt in the episode

@joshsegg2814 Жыл бұрын

Wondered why this episode was so good then I realized 2 mins in akash was gone and no elmo laugh

@user-zy7qh3xh7c Жыл бұрын

Damn, you're right

@milesprower3957 Жыл бұрын

Fr akaash is annoying more often than not

@nomasnomore808 Жыл бұрын

When Matteo is on its 2 hours of smiles on my face and giggling to the point that my eyes are constently watery

@Chrisblau Жыл бұрын

Protect Matteo at all costs that dude is a national treasure

@lewchootrain Жыл бұрын

Matteo’s style of comedy is great. You witness it and you’re like yeah this guy has it.

@Pippi-rippi Жыл бұрын

I love how they totally respect each other

@zachtooill Жыл бұрын

I love that these are almost 2 hours long. Never thought I’d like Shultz but you have a fan for life.

@alexanderreynolds2938 Жыл бұрын

His haircut, in all of its absurdity, has finally become “normal” to me …

@Lerkero Жыл бұрын

Nah, cut that out. We gotta fade that mess on his head

@Topaz11314 Жыл бұрын

Somwut same but it also reminds me of Hitler from captain America in the kindest way I could say it loll

@hugo.nieves787 Жыл бұрын

I love this man. One of my favorite comedians. The C-3PO is gay joke still makes me cry

@petp13 Жыл бұрын

Matteo is my fav recurring guest on Flagrant. He should be on more often.

@oneupper666 Жыл бұрын

This Nick guy may be the most naturally funny person in history.

@Marcus.Robinson Жыл бұрын

I swear he sounds like either Squidward or Roger Smith from American Dad

@highvalue1195 Жыл бұрын

Omg I cannot get enough of Matteo lane!!!!!!!! His specials are not enough for me. I need a Patreon or something please ❤🙏🏾 he’s SOOOOOO funny and the right people bring out the best in him. Also Andrews laugh is HILARIOUS when there’s any gay joke 😂😂😅🤣😅🤣

@annavictrix 8 ай бұрын

Great discussion from Andrew about why “representation matters.” I know that term has been made cliche but it really is true. If you want comedy to continue thriving and succeeding in the mainstream, representation helps bring in new kinds of people and potential new comics.

@luhprofit Жыл бұрын

Wow I love 4 gay men in a room, great vibes

@ShadowsSovereign Жыл бұрын

💀

@sphumelelesijadu 8 ай бұрын

I love how much Motteo loves Nick😍 It's such a wholesome friendship.

@willvr4 Жыл бұрын

I love Matteo, I just wonder if he ever gets tired of every conversation being about being gay. Although to be fair, it is a lot of his material. Haven't seen his new special but his crowdwork one was amazing.

@michelechapman9974 Жыл бұрын

Matteo is the best. I'm so glad people are enjoying his work.

@AhmedBulle Жыл бұрын

Right of the bat this made me a stan.. you guys rock... Can't believe have been watching you guys for over 4 yrs now

@samuelafewerki291 Жыл бұрын

56:21 Nicks’ appearance was everything I thought it would be and more! lmao 😂

@MicrowaveWalrus Жыл бұрын

I love seeing this guy on the show so much, you two have amazing chemistry together.

@sascha... Жыл бұрын

Andrew and Matteo have chemistry. So funny

@hummingbird3771 Жыл бұрын

How freaking sweet!! A bunch of comedians happy one of their own is getting lucky and falling in love!!

@bigary2976 Жыл бұрын

It's crazy how it took me 35 minutes into the podcast to realize that Akaash is missing

@carlosd8870 Жыл бұрын

58 minutes in…. Oh shit 😂

@no1takethisname Жыл бұрын

48 mins

@enrig94 Жыл бұрын

Akaash contributed more to this episode than Alex did 😂

@marco.mendonca Жыл бұрын

Hahahahhaha

@rebeccaflores6392 Жыл бұрын

Lmaooo Alex stays being dead weight

@Jay_SGE Жыл бұрын

Andrew and Matteo enjoy each others company so much 😂

@MrPandaPork Жыл бұрын

I started watching videos of Matteo's stand up because Jo Koy mentioned him in one of your episodes and I died laughing watching his YT special and his vlogs with Nick.

@grodelreal Жыл бұрын

Andrew mentioned he's seeing more gay guys at shows. Yes! I started getting into comedy by watching Matteo's videos and eventually discovered Andrew and others.

@BonsaiBeard Жыл бұрын

Matteo looks like a Sims 4 create-a-character version of Andrew.

@michaelholmes2427 Жыл бұрын

Schultz looks like a cross between G-Eazy & Hitler.

@matttaylor7015 8 ай бұрын

Matteo is the best. Especially when being subjected to so many questions about his sex life! When does an interviewer ever ask a straight person to divulge so much information about their sex life?? And when will it just be ok to be gay without intense scrutiny of their intimate moments? It really is discrimination… just masked as humor

@c.tschanz7483 8 ай бұрын

Well said, I thought the exact same thing!

@buttahp 6 ай бұрын

I know he's literally Netflix, which Matteo just explained. The thing is they are very close, so I'm not sure he realizes it.

@Runawayandhavefun Жыл бұрын

YESSSS! I am so glad he is BACK ! He needs to come back at least 1 time a year 🥰

@pillarofdawn Жыл бұрын

I will be forever indebted to Matteo for introducing me to the Tyra Banks homelessness video. I laughed until I was gasping for air. Masterpiece of tone deafness

@jayymorris5285 Жыл бұрын

That video is a cultural experience lol

@FPSJeremy Жыл бұрын

6:24 I've always loved seeing Al respectfully laugh to himself lmfao

@SYN30STM Жыл бұрын

I actually watched the whole podcast because of Matteo. I usually dont watch long video format anymore

@guygardner8308 Жыл бұрын

I discovered Mateo from his first time on Flagrant. I love his stand up and watched eveything on his channel! I tell everyone to watch his videos, so much so I think my work mates think I'm might be be gay, even though I am a straight male. Thannk you Andrew for being so supportive of him and encouraging him to reach for the stars (wow, that sounded sooo gay.). I love how the comedian communioty is so welcoming and supportive. Please come to Montreal (yes I know how you view us, and it''s true). Netflix is stupid.

@patch1er Жыл бұрын

Finally Andrews identical twin is on the pod ❤

@ZhenYaoYin Жыл бұрын

24:00 That transition from talking about hair transplants straight into an ad for Keeps 🔥😂

@SaneKoi13 Жыл бұрын

And I love how Matteo has a homebase for his comedy, I really wanna go the comedy show there.

@gsxrman599 Жыл бұрын

Love Matteo and Andrew and the crew. Pan is definitely like the cookware. You can accommodate anything it's still gonna heat up.

@jchao007 Жыл бұрын

Matteo is awesome!! This is gonna be a good pod

@tapiocamango Жыл бұрын

Matteo is what Andrew's fade should've been. When he got his haircut, he was probably like, "Yooo this is fire and different", instead of saying "fix this".

@SA-ey6nt 6 ай бұрын

Differently different. Kind of old school Australian painter style from the past century

@buttahp 6 ай бұрын

I need to like this 500 times

@johnindigo5477 22 сағат бұрын

@@SA-ey6ntyup famous Australian painter

@carlosd8870 Жыл бұрын

Usually don’t comment but I love it when Matteo is on 😂 always dope to see him

@jonnyh5858 Жыл бұрын

Schultz code switching to flaming queen is so adorable

@jamesonmagnus Жыл бұрын

Please do the podcast! I love Nick and your banter.

@sissysix6966 7 ай бұрын

New listener and love what a good interviewer Andrew is. He is interested in his guests, smart and well read let alone funny. Glad to have found this podcast.

@danirilla Жыл бұрын

I still want to know why Matteo didn’t offer the ”Thanks” button on his special. I totally want to give him some money!

@shay0912 Жыл бұрын

A Kodak & Matteo song would be WILD💀 Love when Matteo comes to visit; hope y'all do a show with Matteo & Bob. Matteo I'll be coming to see you in Denver. Thanks for the content boys 💚🏋🏾‍♀️

@kari8187 Жыл бұрын

I was just laughing myself hoarse last night at his special!! Matteo is hella funny

@3ddrew691 Жыл бұрын

Flagrant, the famous Italian Glass blower you guys are thinking of is Angelo Rossi, from Venice. He was famous all over the world and last year closed up shop and retired in my hometown. We talked about Angelo on the weekend with my parents. According to my parents, He is a delightful man and many stories to tell. My parents are good friends with his daughter and husband, with whom he lives with since retirement. My girlfriends father and family are from Conegliano in Italy as well. We will be meeting Angelo this summer. What a legend you guys are talking about him today as well. Absolutely amazing podcast.

@Tim_Webb Жыл бұрын

Big step up from recent episodes. Thanks, Matteo xox

@xDMG15x Жыл бұрын

Alex sitting silently hoping noone notices he came straight from the community garden 🪴

@ilyadimov7608 Жыл бұрын

💀

@Captain_Insano_nomercy Жыл бұрын

His personality is as absurd as his fashion

@Deadsteel Жыл бұрын

Andrew is rocking that Kim-jun- un hair style

@twodeepmatt Жыл бұрын

Matteo is a national treasure.

@spooky6541 Жыл бұрын

Wow I was just watching his clips and his old flagrant episode, really funny and good guest ! Matteo is hilarious 😂

@dianallamas7135 Жыл бұрын

You both need to go on vacation and vlog it. It would be so epic.

@ramsenn2680 Жыл бұрын

The hair plug convo to the keeps commercial transition was well planned.

@Augmen Жыл бұрын

Another Matteo episode. Ik it's gonna be good. LFG!!

@evelynmueller6523 8 ай бұрын

This was awesome!!

@rheajewan8705 Жыл бұрын

I love when Matteo does an episode with them

@RaDicAL808 Жыл бұрын

Mateo was not exaggerating about that Nick guy’s voice. 🤣

@chriskirby5423 Жыл бұрын

FYI... Squat and Gobble was a restaurant in the Castro in SF, not a bar. The Lookout was the bar above the restaurant. And double FYI.. not all (most) gay relationships end up open. The ones that do just talk about it a lot lol. Married 19 years and still monogamous.