Matteo Lane & Nick Make Mac and Cheese

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Matteo Lane

Жыл бұрын

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@ZoraTheberge
@ZoraTheberge Жыл бұрын
I would be obsessed if every video was in a different kitchen that Nick is trying to sell.
@tsgorman
@tsgorman Жыл бұрын
YES!!! This!
@Miss_Camel
@Miss_Camel Жыл бұрын
LOVE this!
@itsthepens
@itsthepens Жыл бұрын
Oh my god YES. ‘Cooking pasta in apartments for sale’ is such a mood. It’s already a great series but this is the pointless and brilliant addition we didn’t realise we needed until now!
@multifandomz8221
@multifandomz8221 Жыл бұрын
yes!
@biancanolin9986
@biancanolin9986 Жыл бұрын
Here for this!
@Channelobunnies
@Channelobunnies Жыл бұрын
"LITTLE peppery . . . there's a grit to it." Amazing. Nick is the best.
@gratefulbread7
@gratefulbread7 Жыл бұрын
After watching Matteo’s new special I just have to say… his impressions of Nick are spot on!
@anope9053
@anope9053 Жыл бұрын
right?????? i was like "holy shit he wasn't kidding"
@SaudiaTate
@SaudiaTate Жыл бұрын
He does sound like squidward lol
@JuniperJupiter23
@JuniperJupiter23 Жыл бұрын
I was not expecting him to look like he does from the voice. xD
@hilsimp
@hilsimp Жыл бұрын
Yes came here to confirm and I'm impressed
@jakeryan9469
@jakeryan9469 Жыл бұрын
I can't NOT hear Squidward (or Paul Lynde)
@medicineflies
@medicineflies Жыл бұрын
i like how nick still needs the instructions even though he's been making this for years
@montananerd8244
@montananerd8244 Жыл бұрын
45 years of making Kraft, 10 years of cooking lessons & very skilled, but ya always need to check b4 you start making substitutions lol!
@DKF_oli
@DKF_oli Жыл бұрын
And as you can see, even with instructions available, he still totally ruined it, so… 😂
@Empx77
@Empx77 Жыл бұрын
Ich q
@shellysara3934
@shellysara3934 Жыл бұрын
Right 🤣
@jaspertheirmajesty9771
@jaspertheirmajesty9771 Жыл бұрын
just like me fr fr
@elizabethivy1337
@elizabethivy1337 Жыл бұрын
"Your shoulders look like a curtain rod from behind." That was so out of pocket, I can't 🤣🤣🤣
@montananerd8244
@montananerd8244 Жыл бұрын
I love how he turned "wow you have broad shoulders" into an insult lol...
@Plague_Doc22
@Plague_Doc22 Жыл бұрын
As someone who has had very broad shoulders since my teens that one hurt lol. Had a friend even refer to my back as a square once.
@alexdatoss8962
@alexdatoss8962 Жыл бұрын
Dedt ☠️☠️
@ImVee10
@ImVee10 Жыл бұрын
Anybody else see Carol Burnett as Starlett O’Hara?
@mermaiddiyartist8119
@mermaiddiyartist8119 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@cheekynandosss581
@cheekynandosss581 Жыл бұрын
Mateo and Nick laughing their asses off at ‘a little peppery’ made me so happy 😂😂😂
@tamralistan
@tamralistan 7 ай бұрын
I am dying! 😂😂
@verenicelopez7490
@verenicelopez7490 Жыл бұрын
Mateo is the comedian but Nick is the hilarious star of these videos!😂
@raleighmann3368
@raleighmann3368 Жыл бұрын
Nick is also a stand up comedian
@GaiaGalaxy420
@GaiaGalaxy420 Жыл бұрын
Mateo was hungry, I know how that feels 😅
@Raspy978
@Raspy978 Жыл бұрын
​@@raleighmann3368he's actually not Matteo just forces him to open for him and I don't even think he writes his on jokes
@jbaby362
@jbaby362 Жыл бұрын
Matteo heckling Nick and Nick starting to get actually annoyed killed me, they have such a good relationship
@marylanddairyproducts2411
@marylanddairyproducts2411 Жыл бұрын
Brilliant healthy and honest. how a marriage should be but they don't seem to see it yet. So who's Ross and who's Rach? Until they do? Nick? IM the dairy queen baby. 🎉
@nnn248nnn
@nnn248nnn Жыл бұрын
Nick's level of sass + confidence while also being terribly skittish (as am I) is such a wonderful mix of entertaining. x)
@marylanddairyproducts2411
@marylanddairyproducts2411 Жыл бұрын
Anti typical nerdy earthy childlike and wtf...he is just so comfortable in his self. I adore that😮
@drubert1981
@drubert1981 Жыл бұрын
I always forget that Matteo isn't exaggerating Nick's voice in his comedy.
@nicanonymus2491
@nicanonymus2491 5 ай бұрын
Right? The first time I heard Matteo talking like Nick I thought he was exaggerating….but no. 😂
@rachelrox96
@rachelrox96 Жыл бұрын
I love the absolute chaos that Nick gives us every video
@jazzyw540
@jazzyw540 Жыл бұрын
“If a car ran you over I’d sleep soundly” “And I’d still be right!” This perfectly sums up nick and mateo’s friendship dynamic 😂😂
@amotts8326
@amotts8326 Жыл бұрын
I burst out laughing when Nick said “it’s a little peppery” that was too funny
@jamesgravely4952
@jamesgravely4952 10 ай бұрын
Everyone has “that friend “. You know what I’m saying. That person who gets you. That one who knows exactly what your thinking just with A look. Y’all seem to have that. The chemistry is amazing. I could not help but smile watching your interactions.
@shawnalajame7888
@shawnalajame7888 Жыл бұрын
“ I think it’s great…” “A little peppery…” “There’s a grit to it…” hahaha
@shellycaballero543
@shellycaballero543 Жыл бұрын
Nick always has me in tears 😭 he’s just being himself. He has so much character.
@marylanddairyproducts2411
@marylanddairyproducts2411 Жыл бұрын
My dream is to wake up and find Nick with nothing but a big bowl of canoli in my kitchen lying on the table 😅
@bostonreese4807
@bostonreese4807 Жыл бұрын
Their chemistry is unmatched. Bravo!
@msannthrope_2049
@msannthrope_2049 Жыл бұрын
😂This is amazing. I love Nick and Matteo together. Nick's Celtic dance and Matteo's Liza Minnelli took me out!! My fave Kraft Mac n Cheese is the shells w regular "cheddar" cheese.
@catsarefancy9053
@catsarefancy9053 11 ай бұрын
I agree! I used to eat that all the time!
@Aqweius
@Aqweius Жыл бұрын
I cannot get enough of these two😅🤣😂 They just slay, spill the tea, and play off of each other better than the bitterest of Drag Show contestants... Why don't they have a series on a streaming service already... 🤭
@Vilnia
@Vilnia Жыл бұрын
The moment Nick realized that Matteo only said three instead of four cheeses. And then at the end when he no sold that missing Provolone. Soooo funny !
@robbyel3958
@robbyel3958 3 ай бұрын
This look on Nick's face when he tasted the cheese was pure gold.
@KevinTorres091
@KevinTorres091 Жыл бұрын
I absolutely LOVE Nick! Pure comedy when he makes these videos with Matteo. 😂 The facial expression when he tried the “cheese soup” took me out. 💀💀
@marylanddairyproducts2411
@marylanddairyproducts2411 Жыл бұрын
😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅🎉
@kevmagill5163
@kevmagill5163 Жыл бұрын
I would've loved a cut at the start of Matteo's Mac n Cheese for a segment of Matteo and Nick going out to find grated provolone. Hilarity ensues, then back to the kitchen to continue with Matteo's FOUR cheese macaroni. Because more time with Matteo and Nick would be hilarious!
@saturdayschild7835
@saturdayschild7835 Жыл бұрын
As per usual, I am in tears. God, I love Nick!!
@FocusedVoices
@FocusedVoices Жыл бұрын
Nick's "Gorganzola Dolce" 🤖 was hilarious. He's so charming and adorable. Love you two together.
@TheAndyLP24
@TheAndyLP24 Жыл бұрын
10:54 that was absolutely hilarious. I love Nick'S facial expressions
@dinodiner1939
@dinodiner1939 7 ай бұрын
Whenever I feel low or sad, I find a Matteo and Nick video to cheer me up.
@platypusputin8067
@platypusputin8067 Жыл бұрын
Nick should film a cooking video in all of his listings. Think of the publicity!
@marylanddairyproducts2411
@marylanddairyproducts2411 Жыл бұрын
Yes🎉
@twostepcub
@twostepcub Жыл бұрын
the "White cheddar" is "spicy" omg the caucasity lol
@rileycannon
@rileycannon 2 ай бұрын
And how spicy the BLACK PEPPER was?
@everettedl
@everettedl Жыл бұрын
Mateo's face when he tried Nick's mac and cheese. "I think it's great" 🤣🤣🤣
@troyritchiemusic
@troyritchiemusic Жыл бұрын
Just lost my English bulldog on Monday. You two and John Mulaney’s new special are helping me find laughter through this heartbreaking time.
@katelarge4169
@katelarge4169 Жыл бұрын
We lost our retired racing greyhound a few weeks back. He was an old man but it’s never easy, you can never say ‘let this be our last day together’ - whatever the circumstance, it’s always a shock. I’m really, really sorry for your loss and I agree, thank goodness for some great content to lift the heart a little ❤️💔❤️
@raych999
@raych999 Жыл бұрын
Sorry for your losses. They truly become part of the family. All we can do is make their short time on this planet as special as possible. Gonna hug my dog a little longer tonight.
@kimemerson5732
@kimemerson5732 Жыл бұрын
OMG, you both are hilarious together, as always! (NOTHING will ever top your visit to the Olive Garden though!)
@Forge17
@Forge17 Жыл бұрын
Nick: HOW MANY CHEESES DID YOU SAY!? Matteo: If a car ran you over I’d sleep so peacefully
@chrisonYTtour
@chrisonYTtour Жыл бұрын
I love hanging in the kitchen with you two💕 Pretty sure I put on weight just watching Matteo cook his mac’n’cheese
@TKGTV
@TKGTV Жыл бұрын
I love the smugness in Matteo’s “Your pasta’s now completely stuck together,” because Nick kept no pasta water at all 😅
@MarianoTufro
@MarianoTufro Жыл бұрын
You two are getting funnier and funnier doing videos together 😂😂😂 Please keep them coming 🥳
@adamk2101
@adamk2101 Жыл бұрын
I really connected with “don’t throw away the box because we need the instructions…”
@rickgarms7656
@rickgarms7656 Жыл бұрын
You guys have such a crazy, hilarious, dysfunctional (on camera) relationship. I'm guessing that it's probably the same off camera IRL. Your duo-collaborations are always entertaining. Cheers Guys. PS, Starting with a bechamel is always my ticket to success.
@Ford_prefect_42
@Ford_prefect_42 Жыл бұрын
I love Mateos face watching him pour the shells in
@dimazmurbongardo9234
@dimazmurbongardo9234 Жыл бұрын
I LAUGHED SO LOUD WHEN NICK BLUNTY SAID IT WAS PEPPERY 🤣🤣🤣🤣 you two are the perfect combo, pleeeasee make more videos with nick sooooo fun!! 🙉🙉🙉🙉
@laceym1226
@laceym1226 Жыл бұрын
A Matteo and Nick video is an instant boost of the happy brain chemicals 💖👍👍
@nateejl
@nateejl Жыл бұрын
He really does sound like Squidward 😂
@anais3337
@anais3337 Жыл бұрын
I think the best thing about the videos these two make together is you can tell how much they enjoy each other lol, every mean comment is met with joyous laughter and it’s so fun to watch!!
@ryanprebys8675
@ryanprebys8675 4 күн бұрын
EVERY fucking intro that Nick is in, is the most unrehearsed, and awkard stepping on toes and I love it.
@montananerd8244
@montananerd8244 Жыл бұрын
Kraft neon yellow cheese with elbows. The rest are imposters !!!!! BUT, you must prepare it like fine food. You reserve some pasta water, sub like 3 T sour cream for the milk, use real butter but cut the qty a bit (I don't like to taste the butter separately), and you whisk the powder into the melted water and dairy goo. Then you fold in the drained pasta that you cooked with a teensy bit of oil, no salt, cuz the yellow sauce has way more than homemade even, you won't want salted noodle flavor.
@BeautyGuruMel
@BeautyGuruMel Жыл бұрын
I genuinely ♥️ these two together! Always makes me laugh 😂 and laughter is the BEST medicine in this crazy world! 🌎 Thank you both! Matteo if you ever come to the St. Louis area…. I will be in the audience!💯😊
@pierz1981
@pierz1981 5 ай бұрын
I swear Nick sounds like Roger the Alien from American Dad! I have to say, I'm a little disappointed that you didn't have a whole Schitt's Creek bit when you were "folding in the cheese!" 😂
@Michael-Oh
@Michael-Oh Жыл бұрын
Why does Nick vaguely sound like Squidward ?
@dannysimion
@dannysimion Жыл бұрын
Hahaha, I love when you have Nick join alongside to make some dish. The banter is hilarious and most amusing.
@NeverEndingKarla
@NeverEndingKarla Жыл бұрын
These two are my favorite pair on the internet. I need moreeee LOL. The curtain rod comment had me HOLLERING.
@ericxsweat4599
@ericxsweat4599 Жыл бұрын
3:07 “His Silly Rabbit… 3 ppl will know” I am definitely one of the 3! Your niche references are hilarious. The Mars Attack reference in your special lmao
@ericxsweat4599
@ericxsweat4599 Жыл бұрын
*jajajaja
@ot7stan207
@ot7stan207 Жыл бұрын
nick "but think of the memories" is peak mom material
@davi20
@davi20 Жыл бұрын
I LITERALLY almost spit out my velveeta mac n cheese at the same time you guys did when Nick said, “LITTLE peppery”😂 😂❤
@rmboothe
@rmboothe Жыл бұрын
I think next time it would be hilarious to have your friends at the waiting to blind taste test the two dishes (similar to asking your friends about the Jack o lanterns)
@lotrrules
@lotrrules Жыл бұрын
"I'm going with the top side .. for reasons" I KNEW it.
@xingcat
@xingcat Жыл бұрын
Whoa, a $2.5 million apartment! I wonder if that's the first time Kraft Mac & Cheese has been made there?
@marylanddairyproducts2411
@marylanddairyproducts2411 Жыл бұрын
Mac and lobster with gouda fetta dried tomato and champagne maybe and Nick Smith is a total hottie 🎉
@marolborrough6355
@marolborrough6355 10 ай бұрын
If i bought that, I would have to eat that every day just to pay for the monthly dues
@juanitagutierrez402
@juanitagutierrez402 Жыл бұрын
As always these two giving me a reason for laughter. If I ever have the energy I will do Matteo’s recipe, but for now I will stick with Nick’s recipe minus the pepper ☺️☺️
@WankiTank
@WankiTank 10 ай бұрын
I DIED at the hand behind the spoon ahahahahaha this was just so perfect
@jlife9092
@jlife9092 Жыл бұрын
I lost it at the 'too peppery' bit.... Oh my Load, this is so hilarious!
@Jeffmylife
@Jeffmylife 4 ай бұрын
“LITTLE peppery” had me in actual tears 😭😂
@ExperimentNo626
@ExperimentNo626 10 ай бұрын
I could watch Nick make Matteo insane all day
@frenchfriar
@frenchfriar Жыл бұрын
This was SO cute, and so much fun. What a gorgeous kitchen! I love the way you guys tease each other.
@qwerfy34567894749
@qwerfy34567894749 Жыл бұрын
Love how confident mister Mateo mans is even though he regularly commits many a cooking sin himself lol
@DrKiwi2298
@DrKiwi2298 8 ай бұрын
1:20 Matteo got CAKE tho oml
@denippon
@denippon Жыл бұрын
I love you two. Matteo, your comedy is already pure gold, but you two together are so absolutely wholesome in the most chaotic good way possible :D Thank you so much for sharing and brightening up my day :)
@mermaidrocksoapcompany6540
@mermaidrocksoapcompany6540 Жыл бұрын
Nick makes Matteo look like a lumberjack.😊
@marcovargas9048
@marcovargas9048 Жыл бұрын
I just watched your special and the minute Nick started talking I was like: OH THATS NICK 😂 and you were not lying
@praszHUANG
@praszHUANG 11 ай бұрын
You two is the dynamic hilarious duo... and honestly, I do enjoying your friendship... and you both seem matched by heaven... FYI, I am a rookie here, first time enjoying 3 episodes of them in a row...
@BrooksSeveer
@BrooksSeveer Жыл бұрын
Relationship goals.
@Benbenbenbenbenbenbenben1
@Benbenbenbenbenbenbenben1 Жыл бұрын
Now this is the content I’ve been waiting for! Love you two guys and your hilarious videos
@Alex90680
@Alex90680 11 ай бұрын
I like how they’re self-described best friends. They’re more like frenemies in the videos I’ve seen 😆
@geminidreamatl26
@geminidreamatl26 Жыл бұрын
i want a reality show with Nick and Matteo. They are the best comedy duo. True friendship is when you can hate on each other lol. but my god! the apartment is selling for 2.5 million!!!
@leenash4188
@leenash4188 Жыл бұрын
I have laughed so hard watching this. I ended up buying the ingredients for Matteo’s version and it was fabulous!
@msopha884
@msopha884 Жыл бұрын
If I ever got sick, I want Nick to take care of me. I probably won’t get any better, but I’ll probably be laughing the entire time.
@kenburns8721
@kenburns8721 Жыл бұрын
I dunno... Getting Matteo home from the hospital ("Let's go, Lindsay Lohan!") seemed like a freak show. Matteo could have died from hair plugs, under Nick's care, and would have required a closed casket!!
@amb817
@amb817 Жыл бұрын
Since Matteo’s recent standup, I can always hear Squidward now with Nick when he speaks lmao
@deecohen1383
@deecohen1383 Жыл бұрын
Love Nick so much! Always such a fun vid w Nick along for the ride.
@zachtarbell4238
@zachtarbell4238 Жыл бұрын
OMG! These two are just hilarious together! Keep it up with these videos you comic duo lovebirds you!
@raleighmann3368
@raleighmann3368 Жыл бұрын
Their best friends but Not lovers
@eliodorocastillo725
@eliodorocastillo725 Жыл бұрын
The way Matteo’s mouth unhooks itself so he can get all the cheese sauce from that wooden spoon is inspiring!
@katdimitriadis
@katdimitriadis 8 ай бұрын
10:53 just KILLED me 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Nick is hilarious
@ladell2006
@ladell2006 6 ай бұрын
The shade I got from " I feel its missing provolone. " lol their too cute .. hehe
@bigsky14
@bigsky14 9 ай бұрын
listening to Matteo pronounce cheese names makes my eye twitch
@thetroothhurtz
@thetroothhurtz Жыл бұрын
You guys are a ray of sunshine lol
@michaelm8806
@michaelm8806 5 ай бұрын
The most hysterical Nick has been so far. He let go and was fun.
@audreynelson3997
@audreynelson3997 7 ай бұрын
Nick holding a packet of powder- “this is the cheese 😌”
@jlshel42
@jlshel42 3 ай бұрын
Is that it’s street name?
@AllySimply
@AllySimply Жыл бұрын
I love their energy 😊
@sazji
@sazji Жыл бұрын
I was laughing out loud over and over, this is gold. :)
@Rednebula89
@Rednebula89 Жыл бұрын
OMG yes, loved every minute of this! Need you guys on my life!
@ramzisinno1
@ramzisinno1 Жыл бұрын
Don't you dare stop the Nick and Matteo videos
@linakallen2849
@linakallen2849 Жыл бұрын
Most shocking moment in the video was when Nick announced that he´s a top
@carlosantoniobonillamarin4466
@carlosantoniobonillamarin4466 Жыл бұрын
Love your videos together are hilarious 😆
@Phynecone
@Phynecone Жыл бұрын
You two are absolutely hilarious and the banter GAWD!! hahahaha
@Bluebaritone
@Bluebaritone Жыл бұрын
Matteo doing Lizaba cured my cancer 😂
@anneglass8084
@anneglass8084 Жыл бұрын
I absolutely adore you both 💜
@bjorkapologist2834
@bjorkapologist2834 Жыл бұрын
i’m mr sterlings right hand arm… man:) i’m mr sterling everything… i’m his confidant.. his best friend… his silly rabbit:) his WHAT his silly rabbit:) does he call you that? no:) LMAO as soon as you said horribly racist man’s assistant i knew exactly who you were talking about.
@vacbrewernut
@vacbrewernut 11 ай бұрын
Love the interaction between the two of them. I love the recipes and I always experiment to improve.
@samanthaz2131
@samanthaz2131 Жыл бұрын
Love how this is in the kitchen of the house Nick is trying to sell! I think it would help it sell. Them cooking in New York real estate for sale should be a series!
@Enterprise1701J
@Enterprise1701J Жыл бұрын
Jesus Matteo’s Nick impression is startlingly accurate 😅
@workinprogress3609
@workinprogress3609 Жыл бұрын
I NEEDED this belly laugh!
@robertp457
@robertp457 8 ай бұрын
I love this so much!!! Nick was so right asking Mateo if it’s his segment, but also Mateo was right about saving the pasta water and his concern about the amount of pepper being added. It’s all so much fun!!
@fizzadulous2069
@fizzadulous2069 Жыл бұрын
Ever since Matteo said Nick sounds like Squidward. I can't get it out of my head.
@angelaa1039
@angelaa1039 Жыл бұрын
Matteo’s pasta looks so delicious 👏
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