Matteo Lane Roasts Seattle With Caitlin Peluffo
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@jordanhyman9877 Жыл бұрын
"We're documenting homosexuals looking at nature. It's very rare." LMAO
@rhaimondesuggs5127 Жыл бұрын
I lived in Seattle for 33 years and I would tell visitors the reason the fish mongers would toss the salmon at the customers was so they could tell their dinner guests that they caught it themselves. Also I CAN'T BELIEVE as often as you've been to Seattle, a good Italian boy like you couldn't find a good Italian restaurant in town. They're almost as ubiquitous as Starbucks.
@lizpisciotta8719 Жыл бұрын
Haha. They were literally FEET away from DeLaurenti's
@LaneAtomic Жыл бұрын
They were feet away from Il Bistro. 😂 they literally passed it when going to the gum wall
@Ronnie2787 Жыл бұрын
I mean can we appreciate the perfect timing of the birds at 7:27 lol
@jmercado2062 Жыл бұрын
You are 100% correct about umbrellas. As a native, you can tell when someone is not from Seattle when they use an umbrella!
@pattio8940 Жыл бұрын
I use an umbrella to shield my lily white skin from the sun.
@ednaflores1769 Жыл бұрын
I was there for my first time 2 weeks ago and that was one of the first things I noticed 😂 I even posted about it. No umbrellas.
@krinkle721 Жыл бұрын
All us Seattle folks are screaming Pike Place trivia at the screen: "They scraped all the gum off to clean the wall in 2015 so that's all new(ish) gum!" "That restaurant behind you Lowells is where they filmed a scene of Sleepless in Seattle!" "The pig's name is Rachel!"
@kelsie_adams Жыл бұрын
I live in Seattle. This was fun. Very fine line between hipsters and homeless people. Not sure about fishermen. I'm glad you saw the Starbucks mermaid that way. No kidding, like 25 years ago my friends and I were by a Starbucks. One asked if that symbol is a broken women. Flamboyant gay man who is walking by us said "no, it's a mermaid who is either advertising coffee or her cooter". 😂
@michaellong9214 Жыл бұрын
Seattle Street Fashion is hot: kzfaq.infojypPPLbwz8I
@elizabethhunley4020 Жыл бұрын
I'm litterally a fisherman who gives in Seattle and I 100% agree with you
@zoelav1398 Жыл бұрын
We really do just accept the rain in Seattle. 🤣🤣🤣 If you use an umbrella, we know you are tourists.
@melsyoutube Жыл бұрын
“in syria?! OH in the studio?” 🤣🤣🤣
@sabisgambi3818 Жыл бұрын
It is SO funny watching ppl walk through Seattle. I’ve been all over the city so many times that I tend to forget how silly and weird it is to ppl that aren’t used to it.
@DadsCigaretteRun Жыл бұрын
“Fine line between fisherman and hipster” also add homeless to that list 😂
@ZacTaChange Жыл бұрын
3:12 I love that I found another human that can't help but sing the word "tradition" like they are in Fiddler On the Roof. I feel seen lol 🙂
@aveuch Жыл бұрын
I only do this with "impossible", from Rodgers and Hammerstein's Cinderella.
@robi7017 Жыл бұрын
One of my favorite comedians in one of my favorite cities. Anyone else want to have coffee with Matteo and Caitlin? How much fun would that be?
@brongulus2617 Жыл бұрын
The light drizzle we get in Seattle only makes you a little damp, which is less annoying than carrying a dripping umbrella with you everywhere you go. A baseball cap and a good jacket are enough.
@ambrosehillsims Жыл бұрын
Yep. You can tell the tourists by their umbrellas.
@Livelongwforce Жыл бұрын
@@ambrosehillsims what i was thinking. No one carries an umbrella!
@petemartell677 Жыл бұрын
Its also because umbrellas get blown inside out by the wind. When there was an umbrella store in Pike Place, you would always see trash cans full of blown out umbrellas at the end of the day. Theres a giant sculpture of one on Western Ave. Lol
@angelapetrucci5507 Жыл бұрын
As a Seattleite and coffee addict, I'm thinking "YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY!!" When he says "we're looking for Storyville" 😂 Love that place, their house made flavors are super good 👍 also... IM ITALIAN!!! So there are at least a few of us here. 😅
@hilaryyeoham5110 Жыл бұрын
Lol omg me too. When they passed the vegetable stand I was like "turn around!"
@sheripena8262 Жыл бұрын
It usually doesnt RAIN it is more of a frequent misting
@javajive25 Жыл бұрын
#MatteoLane, next time you're at The Market, go around the corner to the left from the guys who throw fish to DeLaurenti Food & Wine... they are a genuine Italian family from Torino, and their food is SOOO good!! It would at least give you an idea of what the real Italian food scene is in Seattle.
@jackstrubbe7608 Жыл бұрын
AND il Bistro below them!
@pattio8940 Жыл бұрын
He was SO CLOSE to the best Italian Seattle has to offer!
@mikewise6194 Жыл бұрын
The way she said “SYRIA?” 🤣🤣🤣
@aanandsharma514 Жыл бұрын
Took the longest way to get to Storyville when the video started right next to the sign 😂
@ScarfeeEdits Жыл бұрын
the rain didn't beat us into submission, it's just so non-commital that by the time you get your umbrella out its already over...
@Slicer1475 Жыл бұрын
"You have to kinda cook them to get the meat" That's usually how meat works.
@notmattmclellan Жыл бұрын
I have spent my life here in Seattle, and your comment on Seattile-ites and umbrellas is profoundly true! An umbrella is always the first dead-giveaway that someone is a visitor
@sighhAYSzG5AG Жыл бұрын
"I don't think there's a single Italian in Seattle" I have discovered that the farther west in the US you go, the more exotic being of Italian descent becomes. It's wild.
@georgiaakande9801 Жыл бұрын
"I would never date him."🤣The comment about the Starbucks mermaid comment killed me💀
@regina_filange2.0 Жыл бұрын
I'm allergic to seafood also! Glad I'm not the only one who gets that same "murderer" look when I tell people lol
@laurens7145 Жыл бұрын
As someone with a shellfish allergy, I’ve never related more to the comment that smelling seafood is like smelling my own death.
@Moftheworld-lp6ii Жыл бұрын
I work at Metsker Maps at Pike Place and we get people coming in almost every day asking directions to Storyville.
@seanmobley2610 Жыл бұрын
According to Matteo, Seattle is three blocks big.
@pillarofdawn Жыл бұрын
I would have loved to see Matteo go into the magic shop lol
@audreynelson3997 Жыл бұрын
"i would never date him" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@maryannejcarey5876 Жыл бұрын
"i dont think theres a single italian in seattle"
@jennigthatonecrazydoglady8100 Жыл бұрын
Can confirm. There hasn’t been a single Italian in Seattle since I moved away in 2019. I had really taken good Italian and Italian American restaurants for granted before I moved there.
@kylegrant1614 Жыл бұрын
They periodically scrape off the gum too, it accumulates fast 😂
@fxbear Жыл бұрын
This made me so homesick for Seattle. I’m stranded behind the cowhide curtain now in Houston. I dare you to try and find anything similar in Houston that isn’t at least an hour from anything else in Houston.
@yananewton4560 Жыл бұрын
The reason no one in Washington uses umbrellas is because we have sideways rain 😂
@palebubble61plays86 Жыл бұрын
I have been waiting for this one and am so happy it’s out 🎉
@UtukushiDAE2007 Жыл бұрын
I like the shot you had when the birds flew behind you so cool.
@josepinard30 Жыл бұрын
Thank you for sharing with us!
@petemartell677 Жыл бұрын
Some fun facts: Storyville is owned by Starbucks. That "first" one is not the first. Ilthe first Starbucks was a kiosk inside the market. If you want actually good coffee try Ghost Alley near the Gum Wall. Its literally inside an old Men's room, its haunted and they have the best espresso in town.
@HippieElfChick85 Жыл бұрын
Another Seattle native here, definitely seconding Ghost Alley for coffee
@trevorbennett8438 Жыл бұрын
I love the walking around *Pike* Place Market, overlooking *Fisherman's* Wharf and wondering what's with all the fish and seafood. Love you Matteo!
@MszCharney Жыл бұрын
Same about the rain here in Vancouver Canada lol right above Seattle. See you in December Mateo!!! ❤️
@Clion901 Жыл бұрын
I love the tamales guy❤
@pompelmostique Жыл бұрын
The umbrellas thing is legit 😂 I never use them. But Seattle's rain is a myth. They get exactly the national average - 39" annual rainfall... 100 miles to the west in Aberdeen they get 76" rainfall a year. That place is gorgeous... but yeah deary.
@niles8102 Жыл бұрын
YOU WERE IN SEATTLE?!?! MY BIGGEST CRUSH! AHHHHHH
@abandonablesnowman Жыл бұрын
Same reaction 😅
@tylrbass Жыл бұрын
God bless Claudio the tamale guy!
@kylemilius9720 Жыл бұрын
PLEASE BRING NICK TO THE SPACE NEEDLE! AND DONT TELL HIM ABOUT THE GLASS FLOOR! lol
@liltaki1270 Жыл бұрын
7:15 was so perfect with the birds at the end and all lol
@Ixnfaa Жыл бұрын
5:15 You can *feel* his Italian hatred for that food. He *wants* to know who made chocolate pasta and have a word with them.
@lzebell5082 Жыл бұрын
Yes the tamales man! Yay
@bewareofsasquatch Жыл бұрын
Matteo is interesting haha comes up with random things. The wood carving one got me
@leitmotif618 Жыл бұрын
I had the same experience trying to find Storyville last time I was in Seattle, so this was extremely validating.
@hannsolo8 Жыл бұрын
So so so true about the umbrellas🤣🤣🤣
@mentonerodominicano Жыл бұрын
Y'all almost got all the way to Pioneer square looking for that coffee place. 😂😂 It wasn't until last year that I knew the Market had so many levels and there are some really cool shops by local artists in the lower levels. The gum wall is ridiculous indeed, so camp.
@Thayf13 Жыл бұрын
Sorry Matteo, your Troll is under a different bridge when it comes to Seattle 😂
@DaniB19819 Жыл бұрын
"Catchin fish in Seattle"... 🎶 🎵
@terrigelbaum8066 Жыл бұрын
Funny. Man and wife bit was great.
@aveuch Жыл бұрын
7:08 Highlight of the video. Matteo, the documentarian, is that much closer to an EGOT
@SuziPoozi Жыл бұрын
Would you believe they cleaned the gum wall a couple of years ago?
@tanyah.9131 Жыл бұрын
Right?? Hasn't it been at least 5 years?
@SuziPoozi Жыл бұрын
@@tanyah.9131 I was thinking it was right before COVID, but I'm not sure. Apparently people weren't happy about it because there is a crapton of gum there now. LOL
@tanyah.9131 Жыл бұрын
Seattle has been home for 25 years. If you wear glasses you at least need a hat or something when it rains..I just forget my umbrella all the time.. it's like sunglasses when the sun comes out, you've lost them by the time you need them again 😅 (And I'm really sad I missed your show!)
@Julyflowers7348 Жыл бұрын
I love that he’s wearing the wildtil9 crewneck❤ He is a f***ing delight
@EmeliseMUA1 Жыл бұрын
I love Matteo ❤ we'd be good friends in person. He's always a good time.
@Sashowindfeather Жыл бұрын
So happy you came to Seattle :)
@Magus36 11 ай бұрын
You ~just~ missed DeLaurenti's grocery! 🇮🇹(Right around the corner from the fish guys).
@UltraPrimal Жыл бұрын
Ah! Matteo is cute and he's funny and he cooks and he plays BotW?! He would be such a perfect boyfriend if he wasn't gay or if I wasn't trans 😆😅
@MrLecksy Жыл бұрын
We all already knew you couldn't eat a clam and come out of it alive
@charliesparkle675 Жыл бұрын
I just managed to get tickets for the tour in October in Amsterdam. So hyped up
@SusanBame Жыл бұрын
Loved revisiting that place. I was there the summer before college started, in 1975. Memorable.
@darkcrystal2198 Жыл бұрын
No umbrellas in the PNW (from an Oregonian)
@catzenhouse Жыл бұрын
Yes, umbrellas in the PNW. Born and raised in western Washington - I use umbrellas a lot. Always have and so do others.
@chrisquintin1951 Жыл бұрын
I am currently eating and witnessed you guys go to that gumball wall....and honestly im like "wtf is that?" lol
@dee1540 Жыл бұрын
As an native to the area. I do have umbrella and use it when the sun comes out.
@hannahdavis7089 Жыл бұрын
born and raised in seattle: when it rains, u just squint your eyes a little. if its really pouring, shield your eyes with your hand. if you use an umbrella, you're not a true seattleite.
@Drezzedtokill Жыл бұрын
Matteo loves TOURISTY places part five 🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷
@stevenkeller3047 Жыл бұрын
Well Matteo, next time you're in Seattle you can visit an actual troll under a bridge. Just ask anyone about the one in the Fremont Dist.
@roxanneswanson8305 8 ай бұрын
Pike's Place in the summer months brings the flower vendors out...stunning. Such gorgeous bouquets. Next time....
@bethanythatsme Жыл бұрын
No one in the PNW uses an umbrella 🙃 Greetings and well wishes from Oregon 🌲🌊🌧
@MiataChannel Жыл бұрын
Nah, some of us do. This whole no umbrella business is kinda silly.
@EricaGamet Жыл бұрын
I've never liked using umbrellas... when I moved to the PNW 6 years ago I knew I had found my people! A good Gore-Tex jacket is all you need for the worst days... a good hoodie otherwise.
@tonymarselle8812 Жыл бұрын
@@MiataChannel most of us don’t because it would become tedious after daily use. But any dweeb that gives you crap about it can move back to Arizona.
@nodoboho Жыл бұрын
People from other places use umbrellas. People who understand the difference between Seattle *drizzle* and actual rain, don't bother. Although, strangely enough, Seattleites also get all freaked out when it rains and don't want to walk or drive in it. I'm from L.A. and I don't get it either way.
@gusto_guthrie Жыл бұрын
The only umbrellas we (might) use is to shield us from the sun rays
@rixx46 Жыл бұрын
in Vancouver BC -- SO near and yet SO far!
@ajaler1 Жыл бұрын
I feel like Fisherman, Lumberjack and Hoodies (think northface) is my hometowns clothing. Born and Raised in Seattle. I don't use a Umbrella also
@angieditton7068 7 ай бұрын
Going in January to visit my Daughter in Seattle!!! cant wait!
@teralmiles Жыл бұрын
So funny how quiet Mattel went when the guy yelled about it being a documentary. Then said something funny after the guy had gone. That’s so me and such a gay thing to do. All loud, and confident until some twat pipes up at us. 😂
@stepps511 Жыл бұрын
Love you!
@fuzzhead76 Жыл бұрын
8:55 The black jacket with glasses guy was definitely about to sneak a pic of Matteo & Caitlin.
@mariavittoriazucchi7095 Жыл бұрын
You are very funny 😂😂😂
@WhyteKnoize Жыл бұрын
Hope you guys were filming in New Orleans! Really enjoyed the show and would love to see how you liked the city
@jennifer4407 Жыл бұрын
we accept the chaos of the rain and don't carry around any umbrellas because the gusts of wind is too strong so its like fuck it
@Lemarcus03 10 ай бұрын
If this Comedy thing had not worked out, Matteo could have done Voices for animated television shows 📺
@williamlarson275 Жыл бұрын
Interesting! Thank you!
@Kas_Styles Жыл бұрын
As someone who lives here, this was fun to watch. I Didnt know about the 2nd pig actually.
@BillPritchard Жыл бұрын
Loved this, of course Matteo! Since you featured my flat in this video, we will need to host you and yours for adult beverages next time you #VisitSeattle. And since I am Italian by injection, and a former resident of Chicago, I know we will get along famously pal! xoxo
@tigertextmitchie2053 Жыл бұрын
Awe you're here in Seattle. :( would be nice to see you. Lol. I was in pikes place this week,too, lol.
@hydrarue3725 Жыл бұрын
I lived in another rainy city, Juneau, AK, and umbrellas aren’t used there either, except by tourists. Just have a good jacket with a hood. Umbrellas are too space taking and pokey in cities with multiple people walking down the streets.☔️🌂
@therandomguyonyoutube6415 Жыл бұрын
1:32 when do we tell him we actually do have a troll under a bridge here?
@GrahamCrannell 6 ай бұрын
4:52 - you can tell Matteo is big-city midwestern because he didn't say "ope sorry i bumped into ya" when that lady bumped into /him/ haha. I wonder what a Charlie Berens + Matteo podcast/video would be like lol
@x0habiib0x Жыл бұрын
I live in Seattle for the last thirteen years and it took me forever to find Storyville too! I posted a pic on FB and people started telling me about their controversy like whoooa
@emdub333 Жыл бұрын
The Tamale 🫔 guy is such a Chicago thing. There are actually 2 of them nowadays. The OG is the one with the red cooler, his copycat has a blue cooler. RED COOLER TAMALE GUY FOREVERRRRRRR❤❤❤
@ambermoon2326 Жыл бұрын
Love that its titled roasting seattle but they just show Pike Place cause that and the space needle are the only thing people know about XD
@PirilKadibesegil Жыл бұрын
Hahaha I thought the first scene with the giggly girls group photo was with Matteo 😂😂😂😂 it isn’t 😂😂😂😂
@MysticCrossroads Жыл бұрын
Hey! There are Italians in Seattle, we are just rare!
@cashewcheesedip Жыл бұрын
locals don't use umbrellas. if you're using an umbrella, you're from elsewhere.
@cashewcheesedip Жыл бұрын
some locals won't even wear they hoods. what?!
@freedbeefpontoons Жыл бұрын
They pick a sacrificial fish at the beginning of every day and throw that one around. They do not ever sell the fish they have been throwing.
@joelcochran1313 Жыл бұрын
Ahhh!! I wish I was walking the market the day you were there! It IS full of tchotchkes though so locals really only go for one of three things: some of the best fresh foods markets in the region (fish, veggies, bakeries), walking through and getting eats nearby as you're wandering downtown doing other things, or you're just there for local tourism! (date, hangout, novelty, etc).
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